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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:12,600 -Come on! Come on! -OK, all right. 2 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:13,720 Will you hurry up? 3 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:27,200 I'm home. 4 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:28,960 Afternoon, Miss Edna. 5 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,880 Penny, your mother called. 6 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:33,720 Tracy Turnblad, can't you say hello to Mrs. Malinski? 7 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:39,920 Every day she's got to watch that Corny Collins Show. 8 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:41,840 Delinquents, if you ask me. 9 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:45,280 It ain't right to be dancin' on TV to that colored music. 10 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:47,080 She's just a teenager. 11 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:51,960 -Good-bye, Mrs. Malinski. -Good-bye, Edna. 12 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,480 Come on, baby, gonna teach it to you 13 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:56,880 Mashed potato 14 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:59,280 Feel that groovy beat now 15 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:00,760 Mashed potato 16 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,840 Come on and move your feet now, baby 17 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:04,520 -It's the latest -Come on, honey 18 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:06,560 -It's the greatest -Come on, baby 19 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:07,840 Mashed potato 20 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:11,440 Could you turn that racket down? 21 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:14,360 I'm tryin' to iron in here. 22 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:20,720 They found this dance was so out of sight 23 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:24,840 To When the Lion Sleeps Tonight 24 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:28,720 -Mashed potato -Mmm, yeah, mashed potato 25 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:36,040 Ladies and gentlemen, Corny Collins! 26 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:37,240 Good afternoon, Baltimore ... 27 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:39,040 and welcome to The Corny Collins Show. 28 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:42,880 That was Dee Dee Sharp ... 29 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:45,240 and today's bull's-eye hit, Mashed Potato Time ... 30 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:47,640 and, hey, we've got our first telegram of the day. 31 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:51,240 Thank you very much, Tammy. 32 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:54,160 "Please have Lou Ann Levorowski and I.Q. Jones lead a dance." 33 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:56,280 Signed, "Your number one fan in West Baltimore." 34 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:58,240 Here they come now. Come on up here, kids. 35 00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:00,080 -Hi, Corny. -Hi, West Baltimore. 36 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:01,520 Lou Ann, you're a pretty darn groovy chick. 37 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:03,160 How long have you been a regular on the show? 38 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:05,280 I've been on the council for five months. 39 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:08,360 -And you, I.Q.? -Two out-of-sight years. 40 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:09,480 Not bad. 41 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:11,600 God, he's gorgeous, Penny. 42 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:14,320 Look at her hair. Gosh, I wish mine was that high. 43 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:16,720 And what's your favorite record from the survey? 44 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:17,840 -Gravy! -Gravy! 45 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:20,360 All right. Here's I.Q. Jones and Lou Ann Levorowski ... 46 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:24,000 leading our next dance, Give Me Gravy on My Mashed Potatoes. 47 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:27,840 Come on, baby, I need gravy 48 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:31,680 Give me, give me, give me, give me gravy tonight 49 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:35,160 I know you dance the mashed potato fine 50 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:38,320 But that don't show me that you're really mine 51 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:41,880 Once we're dancin', we'll start romancin' 52 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:44,960 So put that somethin' extra on the line 53 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,840 Give me gravy 54 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,400 On my mashed potatoes 55 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:50,320 Give me gravy 56 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:52,120 Come on and treat me right 57 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:54,040 Give me gravy 58 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:55,960 Baby, you're the greatest 59 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:59,640 So give me, give me, give me, give me gravy tonight 60 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:05,320 Link, why don't you tell the home viewers ... 61 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:06,440 where we're gonna be tonight? 62 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:08,760 Well, Corny, we'll be at the Parkville VFW ... 63 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:11,000 For the Corny Collins record hop. 64 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:13,720 Stuck-up little spastic. 65 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:15,920 She's such a queer. 66 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:17,960 What do you want to hear, Amber? 67 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,440 Shake a Tail Feather, by the Five Du-tones. 68 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,360 Here they are, the Five Du-tones. 69 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:32,760 I heard about this fellow you been dancin' with 70 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:35,320 All over the neighborhood 71 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:38,680 Well, why didn't you ask me, baby 72 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:41,280 Or didn't you think I could? 73 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:44,440 I know that the bossa nova's worth a shot 74 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:47,280 I've seen him do the bird all night 75 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:50,160 But if that was you and me out there, baby 76 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:53,400 I would have shown you how to do it right 77 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:54,560 Do it right 78 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:02,960 Bend over, let me see you shake a tail feather 79 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:12,280 Twist it 80 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:15,560 Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby 81 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:18,480 You should be on that council, not her. 82 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:20,440 I know I should, Penny. 83 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:22,480 Hey, I'm going to that hop tonight. 84 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:23,600 Oh, let me come. 85 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:25,920 We'll lie and say we're going to the library to study. 86 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:27,520 It's a deal. 87 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:30,240 We'll meet at eight o'clock, up on the avenue. 88 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:31,480 OK, young ladies. 89 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:34,040 I've had just about enough of this screeching music. 90 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:37,200 Mother, we're watching The Corny Collins Show! 91 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:39,360 Penny, your mother called all frantic. 92 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:40,920 She said you are punished. 93 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,680 I'm always punished. 94 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:45,080 And, Tracy, I have told you about that hair ... 95 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:47,920 all ratted up like a teen-age Jezebel. 96 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:49,960 Oh, mother, you're so fifties. 97 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,080 Tracy's flamboyant flip is all the rage, Miss Edna. 98 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:56,280 Jackie Kennedy, our first lady, even rats her hair. 99 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:59,280 But Tracy ain't no first lady, are you, Tracy? 100 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:02,840 No, sirree, she's a hairhopper. That's what she is. 101 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:06,240 Now I've got nothin' but hampers of ironing to do ... 102 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:08,560 and my diet pill is wearing off. 103 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:12,080 Tracy, I want you to go to your room and study ... 104 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,760 and, Penny, don't you be listening ... 105 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:16,240 to every bit of nonsense that my daughter tells you. 106 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:19,880 lf I didn't know better, I'd swear she was mental. 107 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:24,960 Now what? More soiled laundry for mommy, I suppose. 108 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,880 Come in. 109 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:29,080 Edna, have you seen Penny? 110 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:32,560 Good lord, Prudy, she's right over there. 111 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:33,680 Hi, mom. 112 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:36,600 Penny Pingleton, you know you were punished. 113 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:39,280 From now on, you're wearing a giant "P" on your blouse ... 114 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:40,400 every day to school ... 115 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:43,320 so that the whole world knows that Penny Pingleton ... 116 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:46,320 is permanently, positively punished! 117 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:49,560 -Eight o-clock. -Bye, Miss Edna. 118 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:50,840 Bye, honey. 119 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:03,160 Oh, stop! Stop! 120 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:04,840 What is it? 121 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:06,800 Oh! Oh, my God! 122 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:10,600 -What's the matter? -No, get off of me! 123 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:11,760 Don't look at me! 124 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:19,440 What's the matter? 125 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:21,040 I happen to have a blemish! 126 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:26,600 You had three good close-ups today, period. 127 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:29,600 Why can't you dance up front where the voters can see you? 128 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:31,480 Leave me alone, mother. I have a pimple. 129 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:33,080 Ugh. And you had to choose a colored record ... 130 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:34,640 as your favorite song, didn't you? 131 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:36,560 That's nice for the neighbors. 132 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:39,080 You got something against Connie Francis? 133 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:42,000 Shelley Fabares? I love Shelley Fabares. 134 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:46,160 Amber, are you listening to me? 135 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:49,120 We have to have a little talk. 136 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:51,360 You know, if your father is forced ... 137 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:54,520 to integrate Tilted Acres, we're out of business ... 138 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:57,280 so, at least act white on television. 139 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:58,520 Leave me alone, mother. 140 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:00,840 Shake a Tail Feather is a wild song. 141 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,920 It's got a good beat, and you can dance to it. 142 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:04,400 Oh, God, of all nights! 143 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:07,640 A Corny Collins record hop, and I've got craters. 144 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:10,040 Oh, just pop it! Pop it! 145 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:12,040 Just relax. Relax. 146 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:14,760 Don't be ridiculous. Take it easy. 147 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,640 Tension is the worst thing for a complexion. 148 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:20,360 Come on. Lie down. Lie down. 149 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:21,880 No moping. 150 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,920 Mother is here. 151 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:28,080 You have beautiful skin, Amber. 152 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:35,560 There ... it's gone. 153 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,920 Now it's time for you know what 154 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,400 Mother, I know all the dances. 155 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:44,440 Come on. Get up. Get up! 156 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,200 Practice makes perfect. 157 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:48,080 I ought to know. 158 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:51,040 Don't forget, I was Miss Soft Crab in 1945 ... 159 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:53,280 and that title wasn't handed to me on a silver platter. 160 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:54,880 I worked for it. 161 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:57,200 Now come on. A-one, two ... 162 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:59,200 a-one, two, three, pony! 163 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,920 Mashed potatoes! 164 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:05,680 Faster! 165 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,360 Amber, l'd like to talk to you. 166 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:12,880 Yes, daddy? 167 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:15,720 -Don't stop. Cha-cha. -I'm tired. 168 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:18,840 One, two, cha cha cha. One, two, cha cha cha. 169 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:22,200 I had some new campaign fliers made up today ... 170 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:25,120 all for daddy's little girl. 171 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:28,280 I want you to hand those out at the hop tonight to everyone-- 172 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:30,320 each and every one of those. 173 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:32,720 -Twist! -Oh, daddy. 174 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:35,160 No lip from you, Miss lngrate. 175 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,560 This campaign is costing us an arm and a leg. 176 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:40,920 New gowns, hairdresser three times a week! 177 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,200 Why, your hairspray bill alone is enough to eat up ... 178 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,200 all the profits from the tilt-a-whirl. 179 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:46,440 You'll do as daddy says ... 180 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:47,880 or we'll send you to catholic school ... 181 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:49,320 where you belong, right, Franklin? 182 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:51,760 That's right. Catholic school. 183 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:55,280 Pass the macaroni and cheese ... please. 184 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:57,280 Did you take that appetite suppressant I gave you ... 185 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:58,960 on Dr. McKenzie's orders? 186 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,480 Mother, I'm a growing teenager. I need food. 187 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:03,560 Let her eat, Edna. 188 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,360 Tracy, did you do your chores around the house today? 189 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:10,800 Not Miss Tracy, Cyd Charisse herself. 190 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:14,960 She's too busy ratting her hair and doing the Ubangi stomp. 191 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,280 Tracy, we all have responsibilities in life. 192 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:20,240 You may think owning the Hardy Har joke shop ... 193 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:21,880 is all drudgery-- 194 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:25,320 unwrapping dribble glasses, checking doggie doo inventory-- 195 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:26,560 but I wuv it. 196 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:30,520 You'll see. Work can be fun. 197 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:34,920 Can I please be excused to go to the library to study? 198 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:38,240 Are you ready? 199 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:40,960 Let's have a ball at the hall tonight 200 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,240 We'll groove and jerk till the early light 201 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:46,080 Make the scene with the record machine 202 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,720 And we'll dance and party tonight 203 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:50,320 Come on ... 204 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:51,960 What's the problem, officer? 205 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,440 -This is a white establishment. -Oh, come on. 206 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,240 Hey, listen, we just came to dance. 207 00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:01,040 -That's not fair. -Open your purse, please. 208 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:05,320 And everything's all right 209 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,160 Go. 210 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,880 And every night is Saturday night, yeah! 211 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:13,840 Let's go round, bristol stompin', too 212 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:16,160 Hold me now like it's all brand-new 213 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,840 Any dance that you want to do ... 214 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,640 Boys and girls, stay on the dance floor. 215 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,800 Here comes the hottest tune of the day ... 216 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,360 and it started right here in Baltimore. 217 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,720 And where did you see it first, kids? 218 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:40,440 The Corny Collins Show! 219 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,200 A big, strong line, ladies and gentlemen. 220 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,440 It's Madison Time! 221 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:47,560 I can do that dance. 222 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,160 It's madison time. Hit it. 223 00:14:57,920 --> 00:15:00,400 You're looking good. A big, strong line. 224 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:06,120 When I say hit it, I want you to go two up and two back ... 225 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,760 with a big, strong turn, and back to the madison. 226 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,560 Hit it. 227 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,040 No. You dance better than all of them. 228 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,400 Go ahead! Go! 229 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:16,720 You're looking good. 230 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:20,560 Now when I say hit it ... 231 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,680 I want you to go two up and two back, double cross ... 232 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,400 come out of it with The Rifleman. 233 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,240 Hit it. 234 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,040 Crazy. 235 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,560 Now when I say hit it ... 236 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,960 I want the big, strong "M", erase it ... 237 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,160 and back to the madison. 238 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,320 Hit it. 239 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:53,400 Walk on. You're lookin' good. 240 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:04,760 Now, then, when I say hit it, it'll be T-time. 241 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:07,920 Hit it. 242 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:17,280 Big, strong line. 243 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,360 Now when I say hit it ... 244 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,200 I want the big, strong basketball ... 245 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,920 with a Wilt Chamberlain hook. 246 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:27,680 Hit it. 247 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,400 Two points. 248 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,800 Now this time when I say hit it ... 249 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,200 I want the big, strong Jackie Gleason ... 250 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:38,520 and back to the madison. 251 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:42,720 Hit it. 252 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,480 And away we go. 253 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,240 Crazy. 254 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:50,920 When I say hit it, go two up and two back ... 255 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,600 double cross, and freeze. 256 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:53,720 Hit it. 257 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:02,240 And hold it right there. 258 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,360 All right. Hold on to your hats, all you continental rockers ... 259 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,120 'cause it's dance contest time ... 260 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:17,080 and we've got the wildest judge in town. 261 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,240 You listen to her every night on WEDD ... 262 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:21,480 and she hosts Negro Day on The Corny Collins Show ... 263 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:23,040 the last Thursday of every month. 264 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:26,280 A warm welcome for the queen of Baltimore soul ... 265 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:29,560 Miss Motormouth Maybelle herself, ladies and gentlemen! 266 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:32,560 Let's hear it, Baltimore-- Motormouth Maybelle! 267 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:36,800 All right, here she comes, looking very fine. 268 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:42,400 Ooh whee! Tiddley papa! I am a whopper! 269 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,200 Motormouth Maybelle is my name ... 270 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:50,240 and, sweetheart, dancin' is my game. 271 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:59,800 All right! Chubby Checker and Pony Time! 272 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:02,080 It's pony time! Get up! 273 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:07,400 Hey, now, let's party 274 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:10,200 ln the Union Hall 275 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:13,120 It's pony time 276 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,800 When you hear this call 277 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,080 So get with it 278 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:19,640 Don't quit it 279 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:20,800 Get up 280 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:25,040 OK, fatso, let's see what you're made of. 281 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:28,240 Or it'll make boss lines 282 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,840 But any way you're doin' it 283 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,800 You're gonna look real fine 284 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,880 So get with it 285 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:37,840 Don't quit it 286 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,000 Get up 287 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:44,000 Now you turn to the left when I say gee 288 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,720 You turn to the right when I say haw 289 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:49,600 Now gee, jam, jam, little baby 290 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,440 Now haw 291 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,560 Jam, oh, baby 292 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:57,240 Pony, baby 293 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:58,400 Do it, baby 294 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:06,400 Gonna see little Suzy 295 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,440 Who lives next door 296 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:12,320 She's doin' the pony 297 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,000 She's takin' the floor 298 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,560 Yeah, so get with it 299 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:18,960 Don't quit it 300 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,880 All right! 301 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:29,920 All right, Motormouth, just three couples left. 302 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,800 Tammy, bring on the applause meter. 303 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,320 Isit going to be couple number one? 304 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,400 Or is it couple number two? 305 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:47,960 Or shall it be couple number three? 306 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,280 All right. 307 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,680 I think we have a winner ... 308 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,600 and that winner is ... 309 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:07,920 I love 'em tender, Tracy and Fender. 310 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,240 All right! 311 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:12,560 Tracy Turnblad and Fender. 312 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:19,920 Tracy Turnblad, you are the queen of the hop tonight. 313 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,640 Listen, we're holding auditions for the council tomorrow. 314 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,480 You ought to come down and strut your stuff. 315 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,640 Oh, Corny, do you really think I'm good enough? 316 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:26,800 What do you think, kids? 317 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,600 I hear ya. Thanks for comin' down, Tracy. 318 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:33,760 We'll see you tomorrow. 319 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,400 Now, Motormouth, I think it's time ... 320 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:38,480 we slowed things down a little with Mr. Gene Pitney. 321 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:42,320 You can't hide your face in this godforsaken place. 322 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:46,800 Here in your own city, there's a town without pity. 323 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,560 Gene Pitney, ladies and gentlemen. 324 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:06,680 When you're young and so in love as we 325 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:12,280 And bewildered by the world we see 326 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:15,560 Why do people hurt us so? 327 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,360 Only those in love would know 328 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:23,640 What a town without pity can do 329 00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:26,240 Whore. 330 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:41,160 How can we keep love alive? 331 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,200 How can anything survive 332 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:49,640 When these little minds tear you in two? 333 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:55,480 What a town without pity can do 334 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:58,600 No, it isn't very pretty 335 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:13,040 What a town without pity can do 336 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,400 Thank you, girls. 337 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:02,680 And now it's time to move on to a little something ... 338 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,720 we call the spotlight. 339 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:12,880 OK. First girl--Miss Pingleton? 340 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,480 I'm just a little nervous. 341 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,560 This is show business, young lady. 342 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,240 lf you think you're nervous now ... 343 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,800 Ha! Wait till you're on the air. 344 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,400 OK, first question? 345 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,640 Are you now, or have you ever gone steady? 346 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,720 Well, I'm not going with anybody now ... 347 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:33,560 but l'd love to date a council member. 348 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,040 Yeah, right. 349 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:37,880 Come on! 350 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,080 Exactly how many sweaters do you have? 351 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:43,600 Gee, I never counted. I guess about five. 352 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:45,200 -Five? -Five? 353 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:48,920 Next. 354 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:53,440 Nadine Carver, Eastern High School. 355 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:54,640 Are you aware that Negro Day ... 356 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:56,400 is the last Thursday of every month? 357 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:59,200 Yes. I've been on it a few times. 358 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:03,080 I feel the show should be integrated every day. 359 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:04,560 Yeah, right. 360 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,920 Can you relate to Leslie Gore's music? 361 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:10,640 Look, she ain't no James Brown ... 362 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:14,680 but I can dance to Lawrence Welk if I have to. 363 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:18,280 -Lawrence Welk? -Thank you, Nadine. 364 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:20,360 Tracy Turnblad. 365 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:30,080 Would you do a pimple cream commercial on camera ... 366 00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:32,000 if Corny asked you to? 367 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,360 I'd be proud to. 368 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,200 Luckily, I've never been cursed with acne ... 369 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:37,480 like others ... 370 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:40,120 but I realize the devastating effect of skin blemishes ... 371 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:42,040 on the social life of teenagers. 372 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:46,080 Would you ever swim ... 373 00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:48,200 in an integrated swimming pool? 374 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,680 Oh, my God. 375 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,000 I certainly would, lggy. 376 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:55,640 I'm a modern kind of girl. I'm all for integration. 377 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:58,040 Aren't you a little fat for the show? 378 00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,360 That's enough, Amber. 379 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,600 I would imagine that many of the home viewers ... 380 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:03,800 are also pleasantly plump or chunky. 381 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,640 Oh, come on. The show's not filmed in cinemascope. 382 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:07,800 You're out of line, Amber. 383 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:11,960 Corny, Tammy, can't you see? This girl's a trash can. 384 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,320 That's five demerit points. 385 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:14,720 You're suspended from the show today. 386 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:15,960 Pack up your things and go home. 387 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,880 Oh, my God. 388 00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,600 But I was supposed to lead the ladies' choice. 389 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,400 I'm sure we can find a replacement. 390 00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:26,320 Please wait outside. 391 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:28,520 The council will now meet in secret ... 392 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:32,280 debate your personality flaws, and come to a final decision. 393 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:39,040 Miss Edna! Miss Edna! 394 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,000 Penny Pingleton, you'll wake the dead. 395 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,560 Tracy's not home yet. 396 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:46,200 Plus, your mother called, and she's on the warpath. 397 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,960 I know, Miss Edna. Can I come in? 398 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000 There's something you've both got to see. 399 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:51,960 Well, yeah, come on up ... 400 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:55,240 but I've got ironing, and Wilbur's working. 401 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:56,880 Mr. Turnblad! 402 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,920 It's not war with Cuba, is it? 403 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,520 -Or more negro problems? -No. You'll see. 404 00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:11,440 Did poor Debbie Reynolds have a nervous breakdown? 405 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:12,880 This better be good. 406 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:16,280 Broad daylight, and I'm sittin' in front of a TV. 407 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,320 I've seen The Corny Collins Show, thank you, Penny. 408 00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:19,440 Just watch. 409 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,800 I just lost a $2.69 Silly Putty sale. 410 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:25,960 -This better be worth it. -Wait, you'll see. Just watch. 411 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,320 -What's your name? -I'm Ruby. 412 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:28,960 -And you? -Dee Dee! 413 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,320 -And what about you? -I'm Lucille. 414 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:32,160 Now, where are you gonna be appearing tonight? 415 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,280 We'll be at the Royal Theater ... 416 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:37,520 -At Motormouth Maybelle's ... -All Soul Review. 417 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:38,840 All right, ladies and gentlemen ... 418 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,480 a big hand for Baltimore's own Trinklettes. 419 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,520 I closed up shop for this? 420 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:44,880 Just wait. 421 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:46,320 All right, let's keep the music playing ... 422 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,400 and the hits a-turning with Mr. Gene Chandler ... 423 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,560 because the Duke of Earl loves to cha-cha. 424 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,560 Duke, duke, duke of earl 425 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,560 There! There! Look! It's Tracy! 426 00:26:56,600 --> 00:27:00,080 Oh, my God. She's all peroxided up. 427 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:03,560 I'll be damned. Tracy's on TV. 428 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,200 With a triple process, yet. 429 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:08,280 But Tracy was accepted on the Corny Collins Council. 430 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:12,120 Mr. and Mrs. Turnblad, your daughter's a star. 431 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,560 Duke of earl 432 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:17,040 And you, you are my girl 433 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,480 And no one can hurt you 434 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,200 Oh, no 435 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,960 Oh, see? She's already getting close-ups. 436 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,120 Does she get paid for this? Big as a house! 437 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,200 I think she looks pretty, Edna. 438 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:37,480 'Cause I'm the duke of earl 439 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,880 Yes, I'm watching her now. 440 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,600 You are? Well, thank you. 441 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:46,720 Yes. Good-bye. 442 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,440 That was Hilda from up Conklin Street. 443 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,280 She's going to send a telegram. 444 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,480 Oh, God! There she is! 445 00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:01,480 Yes, l ... 446 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,200 Oh, I'm gonna love you 447 00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:08,680 Nothing can stop me now 448 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:12,880 'Cause I'm the duke of earl 449 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,600 Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to introduce ... 450 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,120 someone very special-- a brand-new council member ... 451 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,600 making her first appearance on the show ... 452 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:29,880 and we already have telegrams. 453 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,120 Why don't you introduce yourself? 454 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:34,920 Hi, Corny! I'm Tracy Turnblad, and I go to Mervel High! 455 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,880 Well, Tracy, someone out there likes you. 456 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,840 "Please have the new girl lead a ladies' choice." 457 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:46,200 I was supposed to lead the ladies' choice! 458 00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:47,760 Tell me, Tracy, are you going steady? 459 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:51,240 No, I'm not, Corny, but there is somebody I've got a crush on. 460 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:54,080 Who, l'd like to know? She's just a child. 461 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,600 Well, let's see who the lucky guy is. 462 00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:00,160 Ladies and gentlemen, a ladies' choice. 463 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,480 Hi, Tracy! It's me, Penny! 464 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,240 She can't hear you. 465 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,920 Oh, she better hadn't dare! 466 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:17,440 lf you should lose me 467 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,800 Oh, yeah 468 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,280 You'll lose a good thing 469 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:32,200 lf you should lose me 470 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,160 Oh, yeah 471 00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:38,000 You'll lose a good thing 472 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,520 You know I love you 473 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:48,480 Do anything for you 474 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,320 Oh, God! 475 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:54,320 He's violated the oath of the friendship ring! 476 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:00,880 Aw, don't cry, honey. 477 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:04,080 You'll lose a good thing 478 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,560 I'm givin' you one more chance 479 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,160 For you to do right 480 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,320 lf you'll only straighten up 481 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,280 We'll have a good life 482 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,200 That fat girl's no competition! 483 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,560 White trash, plain and simple! 484 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:29,080 For all we know, that girl could be high yellow. 485 00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,320 Oh, mommy, daddy ... 486 00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:34,000 I'll still be the queen of the auto show, won't l? 487 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:35,920 Aw, honey. 488 00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:57,280 No, she's not here. 489 00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,640 Well, I'm sure she loves you, too. 490 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:02,680 Yes, thank you. Good-bye. 491 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:04,280 This is amazing! 492 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,480 She's so popular already! 493 00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:09,240 She could be one of the June Taylor dancers. 494 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:22,000 Well, yes, I am Tracy Turnblad's agent. 495 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,600 Give me a pencil! Quick! Quick! 496 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,120 How may I help you? 497 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,880 Oh, Tracy, you were wonderful! 498 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,480 Honey, we're real proud of you. 499 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:40,920 Oh, sweetie, listen. 500 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,520 Tomorrow, if you could get up just a little bit closer ... 501 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:44,040 so we can see you better, OK? 502 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:47,000 And maybe even give the Hardy Har a little p-p-plug. 503 00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,320 Oh, mom, dad ... 504 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,880 Oh, Penny, my best friend ... 505 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,840 I'm so happy! 506 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:56,240 Finally, all of Baltimore knows-- 507 00:31:56,280 --> 00:32:00,040 I'm big, blonde, and beautiful. 508 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:01,680 You're a teen leader now! 509 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,080 And the show biz offers are pouring in. 510 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:05,880 Tonight, we have an audition ... 511 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,440 and, honey, this is only the beginning. 512 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,040 Stick with me, and we'll claw our way to the top! 513 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,320 Oh, God! 514 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:15,720 Fame, fortune, glamour ... 515 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:17,520 and to top it off ... 516 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:21,560 I'm in love! 517 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,240 Wow, Tracy, you're really tough! 518 00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:45,440 Ooh, Tracy, what do you think about this one? 519 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:46,560 I like it. 520 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,640 Wilbur would kill us if we spent that much money. 521 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:51,320 You look gorgeous, Bertha, simply exquisite! 522 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,560 Oh, I don't know, Pinky. 523 00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:54,800 Have an eclair. 524 00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,800 Eat up, girls, eat up. Big is beautiful. 525 00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:00,160 Tracy Turnblad! 526 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:03,160 Welcome to the Hefty Hideaway house of fashion ... 527 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,760 for the ample woman. Hi, I'm Mr. Pinky. 528 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:11,160 Mr. Pinky, I'm Tracy's business manager, Edna Turnblad. 529 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,920 Well, it's a pleasure to meet the both of you. 530 00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:15,320 Here, we cater to the big-boned gals like yourself ... 531 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,520 who are stylish and at the same time frustrated ... 532 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,840 by the lack of sizes in the department stores today. 533 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:22,080 I saw you on TV. I want you to be my model! 534 00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:25,080 Would she be paid for this? 535 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:26,680 One free outfit a month. 536 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:27,960 You start tomorrow. 537 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,640 I hope there's no diets in the works ... 538 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:30,760 because I want to design ... 539 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,360 your Miss Auto Show coronation gown myself! 540 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,440 Could you throw in a pair ... 541 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,160 of complimentary pettipants in the deal? 542 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,160 You drive a hard bargain, Miss Edna, and rightfully so. 543 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:41,680 Pettipants, pettigirdle-- 544 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,520 you just let Tracy take her pick. 545 00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:46,120 How about a fabulous frock just for me? 546 00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:48,240 Tracy'll have to work one extra day for free. 547 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,800 It's a deal! Thank you, Mr. Pinky. 548 00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,480 I'm going to make you a star! 549 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,560 I hope your father likes this. 550 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,680 He's going to love it. You look beautiful. 551 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,080 It's the new you. 552 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,600 Mom, come on! Come on! 553 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:07,920 Go in the beauty shop? 554 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:09,760 Yes! You haven't done that in years. 555 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,480 Come on, mom. You deserve it. 556 00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,880 -No. Wilbur will kill me. -Come on! 557 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,920 Oh, OK. You really think I should? 558 00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,160 Come on, mom. 559 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:35,240 Mama, welcome to the sixties. 560 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:39,640 Listen, I'll talk to you after biology. 561 00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:41,400 See you after P.E., guys. 562 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:42,760 ln the figure shown ... 563 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:47,880 line segment AB and line segment CD ... 564 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,000 are chords of the circle. 565 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:53,840 Line segment PA and line segment PC-- 566 00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,880 What is the problem, Mr. Davis? 567 00:34:56,920 --> 00:35:00,200 I can't see through her hair. 568 00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:02,480 I can't help it if he's short. 569 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,080 Your ratted hair is preventing ... 570 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:07,280 yet another student's geometry education. 571 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,920 It's feathered, not ratted. 572 00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:13,720 Whatever you call it, it's a hair-don't. 573 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,000 You've been warned repeatedly. 574 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:19,920 I want you to take a little walk down to the principal's office. 575 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:21,840 Let's see what he has to say. 576 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,320 Anyway, she was right in the car ... 577 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:45,560 in plain sight of just everybody at the hop. 578 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:46,840 She was nude. 579 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:48,880 -No. -That fat thing? 580 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:51,480 Tracy Turnblad is a whore. 581 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,440 -Happy now? -But, mom, I didn't do-- 582 00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:59,480 -Don't "But, mom" me. -l didn't! He's lying! 583 00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:02,000 Ow! What was that for? 584 00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:03,840 I'll give you something to whine about. 585 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:06,120 Might as well just forget that TV. 586 00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,080 Miss Turnblad? 587 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,240 Have a seat. 588 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,760 Yes, sir. 589 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:31,280 Once again, your hairdo is getting you in hot water. 590 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:35,040 Didn't two weeks in hairdo detention have any effect? 591 00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:38,240 I happen to be the height of teen fashion. 592 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:41,720 You're on a one-way ticket to reform school. 593 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:45,080 I'm afraid we're just going to have to change your homeroom. 594 00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:50,120 Starting today, you report to class 10-D, room 108. 595 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:51,440 Special ed? 596 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:54,840 Yes, Miss Turnblad, special education. 597 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,400 But that's for retards ... 598 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,960 and the black kids you try to hold back. 599 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,640 Here, you will be taught by specialists ... 600 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:04,000 trained to deal with hairdo scofflaws ... 601 00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:05,720 in high school society. 602 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,200 Mr. Davidson! 603 00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:09,360 That will be all, Miss Turnblad. 604 00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:13,080 The city of Baltimore has an interesting Catholic history. 605 00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:15,320 It was named after Lord Baltimore. 606 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:19,120 He founded the Maryland colony for Catholics and others ... 607 00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:21,520 who could not practice their religion in England. 608 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,240 Hey, don't touch my stuff! 609 00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,000 I'll kick your ass! 610 00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,320 Take it back! 611 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:50,880 Teach us how to dance, honey. 612 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,360 Come on, show us what you've got, honey. 613 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:03,800 Go! Go! Go! 614 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,480 Good morning, class. 615 00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,840 Good morning, Mrs. Shipley. 616 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:16,120 Now let's all stand and say the pledge of allegiance. 617 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,160 I pledge allegiance to the flag ... 618 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:29,440 of the United States of America-- 619 00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,040 And one and two ... 620 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,320 and three and four. 621 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,800 Let's warm it up. 622 00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:40,840 Come on, Amber, can't we just be friends? 623 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:44,360 You're acting like a child. 624 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:46,480 Here we go with jumping jacks. 625 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:48,600 Let's go and one ... 626 00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:50,360 and two and three ... 627 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,120 Now, as you all know, today is special education's turn ... 628 00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,720 at the dodgeball tournament. 629 00:38:58,520 --> 00:38:59,680 So let's get into the locker room ... 630 00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:01,800 put on those gym outfits ... 631 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,400 and show them that special education ... 632 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,520 is nothing to laugh about. 633 00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:08,080 And three and four-- 634 00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,000 Hey, look! It's special ed! 635 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,760 This is special ed? 636 00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,840 Special ed in the red! 637 00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:36,240 All right, ladies, let's go. Let's play dodgeball. 638 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,760 Penny, they put me in special ed just 'cause of my hair! 639 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,160 Hey, I saw you on The Corny Collins Show. 640 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,200 Where'd a white girl learn how to dance like that? 641 00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:48,400 Just practicing. 642 00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:51,080 Oh, and watching Negro Day on Corny Collins. 643 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:53,600 Hey, thunder thighs, this one's for you! 644 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,560 -Grow up, Amber. -God, I love this game! 645 00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,760 My mama says Negro Day ain't nothin' but segregation. 646 00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:00,400 -Your mama? -Yeah. 647 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:03,200 None other than Motormouth Maybelle herself. 648 00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:04,440 I'm Seaweed. 649 00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:08,440 Hey, Penny, see the colored boy--the cute one? 650 00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,920 His mother is Motormouth Maybelle! 651 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:12,640 He's gorgeous! 652 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,560 I'll get the fat retard! 653 00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:28,000 Game over! Let's hit the showers! 654 00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:32,760 Did you see that? 655 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,080 Aw, you're all right, girl. 656 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:38,360 Are you sure she's all right? 657 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,320 She'll be OK. 658 00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:44,120 It's not who wins. It's how you play the game. 659 00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:49,080 Tracy, would you go steady with me? 660 00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,320 Come on, everybody 661 00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:55,760 Clap your hands 662 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,960 Ah, you're lookin' good 663 00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,760 I'm gonna sing my song 664 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:01,200 It won't take long 665 00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:04,320 We're gonna do the twist, and it goes like this 666 00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,960 Come on, let's twist again 667 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,360 Like we did last summer 668 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,400 Yeah, let's twist again 669 00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:15,320 Like we did last year 670 00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,920 Do you remember when 671 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,320 Things were really hummin'? 672 00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:23,360 Yeah, let's twist again 673 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,560 Twistin' time is here 674 00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:29,640 Round and round and up and down 675 00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:32,240 We go again 676 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:36,720 Oh, baby, make me know you love me so 677 00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:39,840 And then twist again 678 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,320 Like we did last summer 679 00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:45,360 Girl, let's twist again 680 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,920 Like we did last year 681 00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,840 Come on and twist again 682 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:54,040 Twistin' time is here 683 00:41:56,920 --> 00:42:00,600 Five, four, three, two, one. 684 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,040 You're on the air. 685 00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,080 Fatty, fatty, two by four. 686 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:05,680 Can't get through the dressin' room door? 687 00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:08,120 Hi, I'm Mr. Pinky, owner of the Hefty Hideaway ... 688 00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:10,040 3311 Eastern Avenue. 689 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,320 Are you big-boned, got a glandular problem ... 690 00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:13,400 but you still want the glamour? 691 00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:16,480 Don't worry about it. The Hefty Hideaway has got it all. 692 00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:19,320 This beautiful ensemble, being modeled by our lovely Tracy ... 693 00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:22,040 is available in sizes twelve to twenty-six. 694 00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,160 You heard me right. 695 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:24,920 You need a girdle? We got 'em. 696 00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:26,440 Even got large size shoes ... 697 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:28,280 for that continental Clementine look. 698 00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:29,400 Oh, my darlin' 699 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:30,920 All at prices you can afford. 700 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,400 Big is beautiful! Hefty Hideaway, Eastern Avenue. 701 00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:35,920 You come on in today. You'll be awful glad you did. 702 00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:40,280 That's our little baby! 703 00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:44,160 She's prettier than Elizabeth Taylor. 704 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:45,880 Thank you, Mr. Pinky. 705 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:48,000 It's a thrill to have you as a new sponsor ... 706 00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:49,160 and, Tracy, you keep this up ... 707 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:52,520 and you just may be crowned Miss Auto Show 1963. 708 00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,400 Remember, tomorrow is preteen day ... 709 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,520 so bring your little brother or your little sister ... 710 00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:59,360 or your cousins or your nieces or your nephews ... 711 00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,800 and let those tykes rock-and-roll on-- 712 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:04,560 The Corny Collins Show! 713 00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,960 I've never been to North Avenue. 714 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,080 Don't worry. Seaweed gave me the directions. 715 00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:16,400 Oh, my God! It's Tracy! 716 00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:20,880 What's your name? 717 00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:23,160 Oh, that's so sweet. 718 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,320 Thank you. 719 00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:27,960 Hurry up! Hurry up! 720 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,760 I got to go. Thank you. 721 00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:37,960 Taxi! Taxi! 722 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,520 Come here! Quick! Quick! 723 00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:42,800 Follow that bus! 724 00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:53,760 -Yeah, this is the place. -Wow! 725 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,600 This is great! 726 00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:57,680 Look at that! 727 00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:01,000 Never been to this part of town before. 728 00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:10,760 There they are! 729 00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:11,920 Stop the cab! 730 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,960 Come on, everybody, gather around 731 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,680 Dig this dance I'm gonna put down 732 00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:35,440 Isit the watusi? 733 00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:36,560 No, baby 734 00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:38,920 -Isit the twist? -Uh-uh 735 00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:41,840 Flap your wings 736 00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:43,200 Flap your wings 737 00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:44,720 While the music swings 738 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:46,520 While the music swings 739 00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,080 Get with the beat now 740 00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:49,200 Get with the beat 741 00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:50,920 Ow! You're lookin' real neat 742 00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:54,400 Come on and work it, babe 743 00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:55,840 Work, work, work 744 00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:57,240 Come on and work it now 745 00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:58,560 Work, work, work 746 00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:00,920 Tracy Turnblad! 747 00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:06,000 You're my favorite dancer on Corny Collins. 748 00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,920 I'm L'il lnez, Seaweed's sister. 749 00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:11,680 Well, it's nice to meet you, L'il lnez. 750 00:45:11,720 --> 00:45:13,040 This is my best friend Penny ... 751 00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:14,680 and Link you probably know from the show. 752 00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:17,640 Wow, you guys really came. Hey, everybody, this is Tracy ... 753 00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:19,720 the baddest white dancer in town. 754 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,480 And this is Link ... 755 00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:23,040 and this is Penny. 756 00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:24,720 No matter what you heard ... 757 00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:27,720 we are gonna teach the white children ... 758 00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:30,360 how to do the bird. 759 00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:33,200 Right! Come on. Come on. Watch. 760 00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:36,720 Come on and work it, babe 761 00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:38,400 Work, work, work 762 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,040 Come on and work your body 763 00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:41,520 Work, work, work 764 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:42,640 Do the swim 765 00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:44,720 Do the swim 766 00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:46,520 Do the flea now 767 00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:48,080 Hey, miss white lady. 768 00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:54,200 Can you spare me a quarter ... 769 00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:56,480 so I can buy me a taste? 770 00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,560 Somebody, please help me! 771 00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:00,560 Here! Here! Take it all! 772 00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:02,360 Take it! Take it all! 773 00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:07,440 Please, don't hurt me! Please! 774 00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:11,800 Why, thank you. Thank you kindly. 775 00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:17,400 Help! 776 00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:22,400 Officer! 777 00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:23,760 Yes, ma'am? Can I help you? 778 00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:30,200 Say, man, let's get together tonight 779 00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:31,440 And play some hide-and-go-seek 780 00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:33,560 I said, let's get together and play some hide-and-go-seek 781 00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:34,680 Let's go, let's sing 782 00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:36,800 Ooh, the dirty boogie! 783 00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:38,840 Well, I have a lady who love me, love me 784 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:41,120 Dig her for her huggy, huggy, huggy 785 00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:42,320 Move on ahead 786 00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:46,040 lf she ain't a hit, you better holler, let her know 787 00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:49,400 Are you ready? 788 00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:50,880 I'm a-gettin' ready 789 00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,360 Aw, man, let's holler it this time 790 00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,000 I went down the road, the road was muddy 791 00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,920 I stubbed my toe, my toe was hurtin' 792 00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:00,200 Move on ahead 793 00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:02,640 lf it ain't a hit, you gotta holler till it go 794 00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:07,920 Two bottles of washing powder, two bars of soap 795 00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:10,000 lf it ain't a hit, you better holler till it go 796 00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,280 I went down the road, the road wasn't muddy 797 00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,600 I stubbed my toe, my toe wasn't hurtin' 798 00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:16,800 Bullfrog jumped to the bottom of the well 799 00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:18,320 He swear by the devil that he-- 800 00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:20,600 I'm not gonna say that! 801 00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:22,200 Move on ahead 802 00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:25,000 lf he ain't a hit, you better holler till he go 803 00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:30,400 Don't anybody come near me! 804 00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:34,000 I'm armed, and I'm prepared to protect myself! 805 00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:37,760 Oh, God, mother! 806 00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:42,320 I know you were snatched, Penny, and I've come to save you! 807 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:45,280 Ooh, papa tuney, we got a loony. 808 00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:50,280 Don't you try any of your voodoo spells on me, you native woman! 809 00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,200 We're just dancing. 810 00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:54,000 Mrs. Pingleton, stop acting crazy! 811 00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:55,320 These are our friends. 812 00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,480 Don't act ignorant, Tracy Turnblad. 813 00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:59,320 -Come on, Penny. -Mother! 814 00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:02,000 Come on. Run! Run! 815 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:03,680 Run for your life! 816 00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:08,360 Don't push, please. Don't push. 817 00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,640 Settle down. It's hot. Please. 818 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:13,120 lf you'll just stay still, you won't be so hot ... 819 00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:17,920 You're gonna do terrific, all right? 820 00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:19,800 Oh, it's gonna be a lot of fun. 821 00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:29,880 Come on, come on 822 00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:32,120 And do the fly with me 823 00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:35,560 Hey, come on, everybody 824 00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:38,760 And do the fly with me 825 00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:41,360 Well, if you don't know how to do it 826 00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,600 Just watch and see 827 00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:46,960 You got to shake your hands all around 828 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,480 Like a fly in the sky ... 829 00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:04,080 What the hell? 830 00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:06,040 What are they doin' here? 831 00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:07,560 Look what she's wearing. 832 00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:10,160 Hurry up, but watch your step. 833 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:11,600 -You all together? -Yeah. 834 00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:14,000 Well, I'm sorry, but preteen day is a white only show. 835 00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:15,480 Negro day is the end of the month. 836 00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:17,680 Now, you can come on in or get out of line, all right? 837 00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:19,360 You mean you're gonna turn this little girl away? 838 00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,480 Look, I don't make the rules, all right? 839 00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:24,400 Aren't you aware of the supreme court ruling on segregation? 840 00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:27,640 I just want you to either come in or don't, all right? 841 00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:29,680 I have a dream. 842 00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:31,720 You heard the man. You're holding up the line. 843 00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,520 Segregation never! lntegration now! 844 00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:36,240 Cut it out! Knock it off! 845 00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:41,240 Sarge, come here. Come here. Hold 'em. All right. 846 00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:44,480 Ok, all you little tykes. 847 00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:46,320 We got a real treat in store for you. 848 00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,440 A local group with a big hit record. 849 00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:50,960 Let's have a warm welcome, come on, for The Lafayettes. 850 00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:57,520 -Mother. -Go on. 851 00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:58,840 What are you waitin' for? 852 00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:06,520 Well, life's too short 853 00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:07,960 And you're too sweet 854 00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,760 Every day of your life, child 855 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,560 You gotta spend with me 856 00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:17,240 Now let me tell you about Sally 857 00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:20,240 She's really tough 858 00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:22,720 Girl, you're no boss to me 859 00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:24,880 Mr. Collins, there's some trouble outside. 860 00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:26,920 There's a little black girl who wants to be on the show. 861 00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:28,640 Well, let her in, for God sakes. 862 00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:31,720 The station management says no. She's with some agitators. 863 00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:33,240 I'm afraid a demonstration's in the works. 864 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,040 OK, I'll be there as soon as I can. 865 00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,320 -Stop. Where are you going? -Wait, I gotta go. Mother! 866 00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:40,600 Tracy, you're a teen helper. You can't go. 867 00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:43,320 You can't change the world's problems in one day. 868 00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:52,040 l--l keep a-tellin' you 869 00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:04,400 I said I told you, baby 870 00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:07,280 Two, four, six, eight. TV's got to integrate! 871 00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:09,680 Tracy, please sit down and stop this, please. 872 00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:11,680 Hey, you, can I ask you a personal question? 873 00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:12,800 No, you can't. 874 00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:16,320 -Isyour daughter mulatto? -Why, you! 875 00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,000 Look at this! 876 00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:21,120 How dare you call my daughter a mulatto! 877 00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:23,000 Tracy! Tracy, come back here! 878 00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:25,960 Two, four, six, eight. TV's got to integrate! 879 00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,120 Now, kids, we're gonna get real lovey-dovey. 880 00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:55,480 I know this is one of your favorite records ... 881 00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:56,600 and it's one of mine, too. 882 00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:59,120 Leslie Gore, sing your heart out. 883 00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:12,000 Can I have this dance? 884 00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:13,240 Sure. 885 00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:16,320 You don't own me 886 00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:18,480 What difference does it make, Mr. Hodgepile? 887 00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:19,720 One little black girl? 888 00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:21,720 Who are you--the N.A.A.C.P.? 889 00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:24,960 But it's an easy way to integrate without trouble. 890 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:26,680 Absolutely not! 891 00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:29,760 Baltimore is not ready for integrated dancing! 892 00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:32,840 Who do they think they are? 893 00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:35,680 Please, when I go out with you 894 00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:38,960 Don't put me on display 895 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:43,280 'Cause you don't own me 896 00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:47,640 Don't try to change me in any way 897 00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:50,640 Two, four, six, eight. TV's got to integrate! 898 00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:52,520 Aah! That's the fuzz! 899 00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:55,640 Well, that's it for today, kids. 900 00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:58,720 See you tomorrow at 3:00, live at Tilted Acres. 901 00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:00,600 I don't tell you what to say 902 00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:04,560 I don't tell you what to do 903 00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:41,800 I wanna tell all you people 904 00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:44,040 I dropped a penny in the well 905 00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:46,840 Hoping you would come back soon 906 00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:50,080 I couldn't believe what I heard 907 00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:52,120 My fortune teller told me 908 00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:55,240 My love with you was doomed 909 00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:58,400 I hope her reading was wrong 910 00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:00,320 I hope she was wrong 911 00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:02,600 'Cause you've been gone too long 912 00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:04,080 Oh, come home 913 00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:45,880 Black Baltimore, your mother is ready to show her might ... 914 00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:48,280 and fight, fight, fight! 915 00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:53,720 All right, now. 916 00:54:53,720 --> 00:54:56,200 After school, you know where to go-- 917 00:54:56,240 --> 00:54:58,040 Tilted Acres, for the show. 918 00:54:58,040 --> 00:54:59,160 Segregation? 919 00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:20,720 All right, now. I want to introduce you to my main man. 920 00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:22,280 I'm his biggest fan. 921 00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:24,080 All the way from Louisiana ... 922 00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:26,440 just to see me, the big mamma jamma. 923 00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:30,360 Now, I want a ball in this hall, because he's a real doll. 924 00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:33,640 Talkin' about Toussaint McCall. 925 00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:56,280 I moved your picture 926 00:55:56,320 --> 00:56:01,280 From my wall 927 00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:05,680 And I replaced them 928 00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:08,560 Both large and small 929 00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:14,720 And each new day 930 00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:18,400 Finds me so blue 931 00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:22,760 Nothing 932 00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:28,120 Takes the place of you 933 00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:33,400 And, oh, my darling 934 00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:36,320 I'm so blue 935 00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:40,720 Because nothing 936 00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:43,320 Oh, nothing 937 00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:46,680 Takes the place of you 938 00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:52,640 As 939 00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:55,480 I write this letter 940 00:56:57,640 --> 00:57:00,200 It's raining 941 00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:03,440 On my window pane 942 00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:10,120 And 943 00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:13,560 I feel the need of you 944 00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:17,960 Because without you 945 00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:22,840 Nothing seems the same 946 00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:27,600 So I'll wait 947 00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:32,560 Until you're home 948 00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:37,920 Again I'll love you 949 00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:42,240 But I'm all alone 950 00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:47,560 And, oh, my darling 951 00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:53,880 Oh, Link. This is so romantic. 952 00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:57,960 I wish ... 953 00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,080 I wish I was dark-skinned. 954 00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:06,320 Our souls are black ... 955 00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:08,400 even though our skin is white. 956 00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:15,800 Oh, Seaweed, will integration ever come? 957 00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:19,760 Oh, Penny, my little white lily ... 958 00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:24,560 we're outcast from both societies--black, white. 959 00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:26,400 Our love is taboo. 960 00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:28,560 Oh, go to second. Go to second. 961 00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:40,120 Seaweed, look! 962 00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:45,680 Tracy Turnblad, it's your mommy! 963 00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:48,120 Oh, my God, it's my mother! 964 00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:50,000 -She's gonna kill us! -I'm gonna die! 965 00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:53,400 Where are they? 966 00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:55,920 Don't run, Tracy! You'll fall! 967 00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:57,880 You have heels on! 968 00:58:57,880 --> 00:58:59,240 You'll fall, honey! 969 00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:03,920 Oh, thank God. Can we please come in for a little while? 970 00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:05,480 -Open up! -Please! 971 00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:08,400 Oh, come on. Open up! 972 00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:09,800 Can we come in? 973 00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:11,600 Come on, guys! Come on! Come on! 974 00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:17,240 Like, hi, cats. 975 00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:18,760 Sit down. 976 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:22,560 You got the fuzz chasin' you? 977 00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:24,240 No, we were-- 978 00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:27,000 Wow, you cats are real beatniks. 979 00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:28,120 Just like New York. 980 00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:31,960 Day-o, day-o 981 00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:35,240 Daylight's a-comin', and he wanna go home 982 00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:39,880 You two checkerboard chicks? 983 00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:41,600 What? 984 00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:44,720 You know, black and white, salt and pepper. 985 00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:49,040 Well, yes, I'm a checkerboard chick, I guess. 986 00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:56,760 I'm an integrationist. 987 00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:59,000 We shall overcome someday. 988 00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:00,720 Not with that hair, you won't. 989 01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:04,600 You look like a hairhopper to me. 990 01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:08,720 I mean, your hair is really uncool. 991 01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:13,200 How do you get your hair so straight and so flat? 992 01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:14,960 With an iron, man. 993 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,080 I play my bongos, listen to Odetta ... 994 01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:19,960 and then I iron my hair, dig? 995 01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:22,920 I think we'd better get going now. 996 01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:25,080 The coast looks clear. 997 01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:26,240 Let's do some reefer. 998 01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:28,560 We'll get high, and I'll iron the chicks' hair. 999 01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:30,160 Reefer? 1000 01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:33,960 Drugs? 1001 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:35,360 Locoweed. 1002 01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:38,720 When I'm high, I am Odetta. 1003 01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:42,360 Let's get naked and smoke. 1004 01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:43,520 Cool. 1005 01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:47,040 Don't breathe it in. You'll be addicted. 1006 01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:49,240 Later, sister, later ... Much later. 1007 01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:51,000 "l saw the best minds of my generation ... 1008 01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,720 "destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical, naked ... 1009 01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:58,120 "dragging themselves through the naked streets ... 1010 01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:00,640 "...burning up for the ancient, heavenly connection..." 1011 01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:08,000 -Oh, hi, dad. -Dad? 1012 01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:11,320 Don't "Hi, dad" me. The whole world saw you on the news. 1013 01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:13,600 Penny, this is Dr. Frederickson. 1014 01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:17,200 He's a psychiatrist, and he's going to make you all better. 1015 01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:19,760 Feeling depressed, Penny? Want to talk about it? 1016 01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:22,160 Think of all the white boys in school ... 1017 01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:24,200 and how much you'd like to date one. 1018 01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:26,280 Be a good little girl and slip this on. 1019 01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:27,720 I'm telling you, shock treatments are the answer. 1020 01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:29,240 Come here, Penny. 1021 01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:30,800 What are you doing? 1022 01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:33,080 Good girl. Good girl. 1023 01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:34,640 I love you, Seaweed! 1024 01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:36,440 -Shut up! -Get her in the car! 1025 01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:38,360 It's gonna be all right, dumpling. Get her, doc, quick! 1026 01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:40,640 Prudy, this is totally unnecessary. 1027 01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:42,280 Come on, honey. Time to go home. 1028 01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:43,760 You can see Link tomorrow. Come on. 1029 01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:45,240 We've been worried sick about you. 1030 01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:47,560 This neighborhood is certainly no place for a star. 1031 01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:49,360 Now, get in that car before someone sees you. 1032 01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:03,000 Tilted Acres is not fair-- racist people everywhere. 1033 01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:11,480 Get out of here! 1034 01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:13,080 Go back where you belong! 1035 01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:15,600 Well, personally, I have nothing against them. 1036 01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:18,680 It's merely a matter of economics. 1037 01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:21,080 Tilted acres will never be integrated. 1038 01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:24,080 -Segregation today. -Segregation tomorrow. 1039 01:02:24,120 --> 01:02:25,880 Segregation forever! 1040 01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:14,760 One black face gets on camera, this show's off the air. 1041 01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:17,200 The kids don't care if blacks dance on the show. 1042 01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:18,840 Can't you see this is ripping the city apart? 1043 01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:21,480 Motormouth Maybelle is out there, and she's our friend. 1044 01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:24,640 We've done hops together for years. The kids love her. 1045 01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:26,920 Look, The Corny Collins Show remains white ... 1046 01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:28,200 Or you're all fired! 1047 01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:35,360 Good afternoon, Baltimore ... 1048 01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:37,760 and welcome to The Corny Collins Show. 1049 01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:39,720 Yes, we are live from Tilted Acres ... 1050 01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:41,920 so hop in the car and bring the whole family out. 1051 01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:43,440 Right now I want to introduce to you ... 1052 01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:45,640 the top contenders in the Miss Auto Show contest-- 1053 01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:48,520 Amber Von Tussle and Tracy Turnblad. 1054 01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:54,240 Now, I understand you're both going to introduce ... 1055 01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:55,920 a brand-new dance on the show today. 1056 01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:59,000 Yes, I am, Corny. It's called the limbo rock ... 1057 01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:02,640 and I bet some people will find it quite difficult. 1058 01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:05,040 Here it is--the limbo rock. 1059 01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:17,240 Every limbo boppin' girl 1060 01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:19,720 All around the limbo world 1061 01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:22,080 Isgonna do the limbo rock 1062 01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:25,040 All around the limbo clock 1063 01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:27,720 Jack be limber, Jack be quick 1064 01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:29,720 Jack go under limbo stick 1065 01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:32,200 All around the limbo clock 1066 01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:35,280 Hey, let's do the limbo rock 1067 01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:39,480 Limbo lower now 1068 01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:45,920 Good afternoon, Penny. 1069 01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:47,440 Feeling better? 1070 01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:49,760 Getting in touch with your anger? 1071 01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:51,600 Go, Tracy! Go! 1072 01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:54,000 Limbo ankle, limbo knee 1073 01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:56,560 Bend back like a limber tree 1074 01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:59,320 Jack be limber, Jack be quick 1075 01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:02,000 Jack go under limbo stick 1076 01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:04,200 All around the limbo clock 1077 01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:05,800 Hey, let's do the limbo rock 1078 01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:09,360 I watch that tramp, and I'm embarrassed to be white. 1079 01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:12,280 You know, Edna, I've been readin' about these kids. 1080 01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:15,760 Maybe Tracy could be some sort of campus leader. 1081 01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:20,240 Wilbur, it's the times. They're a-changin'. 1082 01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:22,800 Something's blowin' in the wind. 1083 01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:24,880 Fetch me my diet pills, would you, hon? 1084 01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:30,920 Get yourself a limbo girl 1085 01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:33,360 And then shoot the limbo whirl 1086 01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:42,320 Go back to Africa where you came from ! 1087 01:05:42,360 --> 01:05:44,000 Your kind's not wanted here! 1088 01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:47,360 Well, Baltimore, you saw it here first. 1089 01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:49,160 The limbo rock. Thank you very much, Amber. 1090 01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:51,240 I'm a winner, Corny. 1091 01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:52,360 Well, Amber, you won the dance ... 1092 01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:53,520 but let's check the election results ... 1093 01:05:53,560 --> 01:05:54,680 to see how you're doin'. 1094 01:05:58,040 --> 01:05:59,480 Ladies and gentlemen, we have an upset! 1095 01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:01,280 For the first time, Tracy Turnblad ... 1096 01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:02,840 is number one with a bullet. 1097 01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:05,800 What do you have to say for yourself, Tracy? 1098 01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:09,440 lf elected, I plan to represent all of Baltimore ... 1099 01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:11,880 and today l'd like to introduce a brand-new dance ... 1100 01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:14,040 and dedicate it to some of my special friends ... 1101 01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:16,280 who, because of small-minded people ... 1102 01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:17,880 can't be here with me today. 1103 01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:19,400 My dance is called the waddle. 1104 01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:21,520 That girl's got roaches in her hair. 1105 01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:26,120 Roaches? My little Tracy's a clean teen. 1106 01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:27,800 There's no bugs on our baby. 1107 01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:30,120 I'm not kidding. I just saw one. 1108 01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:32,280 Ha ha! Amber, you're such a comedienne. 1109 01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:35,200 Ladies and gentlemen, Tracy Turnblad and the waddle. 1110 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:12,560 You all make me sick! 1111 01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:17,560 What is going on here? 1112 01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:19,480 Look, we had nothing to do with it. 1113 01:07:20,760 --> 01:07:22,520 Seaweed! Come on! 1114 01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:28,240 Tracy, just keep dancing. 1115 01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:30,160 Move it around here. What, are you crazy? 1116 01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:32,040 Come on! Move out! 1117 01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:34,480 That's why I would like to humbly state-- 1118 01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:36,080 Daddy! Mommy! 1119 01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:38,640 Daddy! Mommy! Daddy! There's a riot going on! 1120 01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:41,520 -A riot? -A race riot! 1121 01:07:41,560 --> 01:07:43,360 -Yo, I'm talkin' to you! -Look, I have no-- 1122 01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:50,760 Everybody just stay calm ! Stay calm-- 1123 01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:00,240 You leave my boyfriend alone, you witch! 1124 01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:03,800 -You scum ! -Stay back! Stay back! 1125 01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:05,040 Police brutality! 1126 01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:08,720 Negroes. 1127 01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:13,000 Black boys. 1128 01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:14,880 Police brutality! 1129 01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:31,720 Police brutality! 1130 01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:34,720 Hey, let her go! 1131 01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:54,080 Good evening. Friday, June 5, 1962. 1132 01:08:54,120 --> 01:08:56,920 Racially tense Tilted Acres amusement park ... 1133 01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:58,640 long a tradition of Baltimore fun ... 1134 01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:05,520 -Penny! How are you? -What are you doing here? 1135 01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:06,920 What happened to your head? 1136 01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:08,520 It happened at Tilted Acres. 1137 01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:10,680 -Get me out of here! -OK. 1138 01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:18,440 Come on. 1139 01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:22,040 Thanks for coming. 1140 01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:25,360 Come on! 1141 01:09:26,520 --> 01:09:27,920 Be careful! 1142 01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:32,800 Girl, they gonna flip when they see the new you. 1143 01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:34,560 ... including Link Larkin. 1144 01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:36,640 That's Link Larkin, my boyfriend! 1145 01:09:36,680 --> 01:09:38,520 Ooh! Boyfriend! 1146 01:09:38,560 --> 01:09:40,960 ... common-law boyfriend of Miss Turnblad ... 1147 01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:42,640 was listed in fair condition ... 1148 01:09:42,680 --> 01:09:44,480 at Union Memorial Hospital tonight ... 1149 01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:46,640 recovering from two fractured kneecaps ... 1150 01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:49,120 received in one of many incidents of violence ... 1151 01:09:49,160 --> 01:09:50,640 that erupted today. 1152 01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:54,960 I love you, Tracy. 1153 01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:59,800 Tracy Turnblad is a human roach nest. 1154 01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:01,440 Is this the caliber of teenager ... 1155 01:10:01,480 --> 01:10:04,120 we want representing Baltimore at the auto show? 1156 01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:08,920 Amber will be so proud of us. 1157 01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:10,560 We're going to go down in the history books ... 1158 01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:12,440 for this one, Velma. 1159 01:10:12,480 --> 01:10:16,320 Tracy's parents had an emotional appeal for their daughter. 1160 01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:19,120 Tracy, honey, we know you are innocent. 1161 01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:22,400 -It's Miss Edna. -Has she always been that big? 1162 01:10:22,440 --> 01:10:24,520 We joined the N.A.A.C.P. 1163 01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:27,520 And we will fight in every way possible to get you released ... 1164 01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:30,280 and back in front of the cameras where you belong. 1165 01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:35,000 God! It's mother! You've got to hide! 1166 01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:36,240 Where? 1167 01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:38,520 Under the bed! Under the bed! 1168 01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:43,360 It is time that black and white take hands ... 1169 01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:45,480 -Hey, it's motormouth! -Mom ! 1170 01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:49,000 We will not stand for racism ! 1171 01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:51,560 Free Tracy Turnblad! 1172 01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:04,640 Now, darling ... 1173 01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:06,680 aren't you glad that you were punished ... 1174 01:11:06,720 --> 01:11:09,080 and under psychiatric care? 1175 01:11:09,120 --> 01:11:11,000 You could have been killed today. 1176 01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:13,720 I wish I was at a hootenanny in Harlem. 1177 01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:16,680 -What was that? -Just the TV. 1178 01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:18,040 I heard somebody laugh. 1179 01:11:19,360 --> 01:11:22,000 Oh, my God! There are colored people in my house! 1180 01:11:22,040 --> 01:11:24,320 I'm gonna make a citizen's arrest! 1181 01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:25,720 Stop! Stop! 1182 01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:30,240 -Paddy, stop them ! -What the-- 1183 01:11:32,080 --> 01:11:34,080 Come on, Penny! 1184 01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:35,960 Penny Pingleton, I'm calling the cops! 1185 01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:37,160 You are no longer my daughter! 1186 01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:39,760 You are punished even after you die! 1187 01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:55,440 Corny, it's a real pleasure to be here today ... 1188 01:11:55,480 --> 01:11:57,920 in the city of Baltimore at this wonderful auto show. 1189 01:11:57,960 --> 01:12:01,240 Thank you. I have my aide here with the scissors ... 1190 01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:02,840 and we're going to take this opportunity ... 1191 01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:06,520 to open the show here in the city of Baltimore. 1192 01:12:06,560 --> 01:12:08,160 -There we are. -Thank you, governor. 1193 01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:10,560 Wonderful to see you again. 1194 01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:12,040 How are you doing? 1195 01:12:15,160 --> 01:12:16,680 Well, how do you do, governor? So nice meeting you. 1196 01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:18,640 You've got some spinach on your tie. 1197 01:12:18,680 --> 01:12:20,800 Hardy har har! 1198 01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:22,800 Free Tracy Turnblad! 1199 01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:34,840 Segregation never! lntegration now! 1200 01:12:34,880 --> 01:12:36,440 Free Tracy Turnblad! 1201 01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:45,800 Now, just remember ... 1202 01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:49,480 if Amber loses, she walks off the set ... 1203 01:12:49,520 --> 01:12:53,720 and then you throw the bomb. 1204 01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:56,600 Who the hell is Tracy Turnblad? 1205 01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:58,800 She's an upper lower-class teenager ... 1206 01:12:58,840 --> 01:13:01,040 who was arrested in yesterday's demonstration ... 1207 01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:02,960 and is currently being held at Montrose. 1208 01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:05,000 She is a hairhopper. 1209 01:13:05,040 --> 01:13:06,280 A what? 1210 01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:08,800 Free Tracy Turnblad! 1211 01:13:08,840 --> 01:13:12,280 Jesus Christ! More integration pickets. 1212 01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:15,880 This is a political hot potato, and I wasn't even warned! 1213 01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:17,160 This came out of nowhere. 1214 01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:19,240 We had no idea of her grass roots support. 1215 01:13:19,280 --> 01:13:21,320 You keep the goddamn cops away ... 1216 01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:23,000 before this makes the national news. 1217 01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:24,600 Free Tracy Turnblad! 1218 01:13:29,760 --> 01:13:33,080 Governor, we must have some answers right now ... 1219 01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:34,360 for our vast television audience. 1220 01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:35,680 The voters are demanding answers ... 1221 01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:37,680 from right here at the governor's mansion. 1222 01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:39,800 This demonstration's gonna turn nasty. 1223 01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:41,080 We've got to get answers. 1224 01:13:42,520 --> 01:13:43,760 Hey, no police. No police. 1225 01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:45,360 Good evening, governor. May I speak with you? 1226 01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:46,720 How are you, my dear? Nice to see you. 1227 01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:48,400 What are you doing? What is this? 1228 01:13:48,440 --> 01:13:49,880 What's with the handcuffs? 1229 01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:58,320 Hi, honey. I'm - I'm home. 1230 01:13:58,360 --> 01:14:00,400 Well, Baltimore, today's the big day. 1231 01:14:00,440 --> 01:14:02,080 We're here live at the new armory ... 1232 01:14:02,120 --> 01:14:05,200 for the grand opening of the 1963 auto show. 1233 01:14:05,240 --> 01:14:07,000 And who will be the dancing princess ... 1234 01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:08,920 from our council to be crowned queen? 1235 01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:10,600 We'll know right after this. 1236 01:14:10,640 --> 01:14:12,920 No cops. No cameras. 1237 01:14:12,960 --> 01:14:16,920 We're gonna work this thing out ourselves, aren't we? 1238 01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:19,160 Madame, you do have the key to these? 1239 01:14:19,200 --> 01:14:22,400 We'll talk about the key after you release Tracy! 1240 01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:28,480 Stinky, stinky, stombo. 1241 01:14:28,520 --> 01:14:30,400 Tombo, tombo, tombo. 1242 01:14:30,440 --> 01:14:32,120 Alla, balla, basso. 1243 01:14:33,280 --> 01:14:35,280 Well, the moment of truth has arrived, ladies and gentlemen. 1244 01:14:35,320 --> 01:14:36,720 -You the audience ... -Excuse me. 1245 01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:38,040 ... has made your decision ... 1246 01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:41,520 and here to announce the results we have Mr. Arvin Hodgepile ... 1247 01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:45,520 president of WZZT studios, ladies and gentlemen. 1248 01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:47,360 Thank you. Thank you. 1249 01:14:48,640 --> 01:14:51,720 We have a difficult situation with the votes tabulation. 1250 01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:54,040 The results were quite close. 1251 01:15:03,320 --> 01:15:07,800 Technically, the winner is Miss Tracy Turnblad. 1252 01:15:20,640 --> 01:15:23,680 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Quiet! 1253 01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:27,000 Shut up, or we're goin' off the air. 1254 01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,920 Now listen carefully. 1255 01:15:28,920 --> 01:15:31,800 Since Miss Turnblad is in reform school ... 1256 01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:34,280 the judges have found her ineligible. 1257 01:15:34,320 --> 01:15:37,760 I would like to announce, on behalf of WZZT ... 1258 01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:41,200 the winner of the Miss Auto Show 1963-- 1259 01:15:41,240 --> 01:15:43,280 Amber Von Tussle! 1260 01:16:21,040 --> 01:16:22,400 Let's talk this over! 1261 01:16:22,440 --> 01:16:24,080 We can discuss this. 1262 01:16:24,120 --> 01:16:26,240 Oh, what! 1263 01:16:26,280 --> 01:16:28,120 -Let's talk it over! -Leave him alone! 1264 01:16:28,160 --> 01:16:29,280 I'll call! 1265 01:16:31,640 --> 01:16:33,160 Well, Amber, like it or not ... 1266 01:16:33,200 --> 01:16:36,400 you're officially Miss Auto Show 1963. 1267 01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:39,040 Any words for your opponent ... 1268 01:16:39,080 --> 01:16:41,480 who many feel was the more popular winner? 1269 01:16:41,520 --> 01:16:45,240 I'd like to lead a dance and dedicate it to that loser. 1270 01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:48,000 Tracy Turnblad, I hope you're watching ... 1271 01:16:48,040 --> 01:16:49,880 because this one's for you. 1272 01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:51,400 It's a brand-new dance-- 1273 01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:54,160 one that I'm sure you'll know how to do. 1274 01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:55,480 It's called the roach. 1275 01:16:55,520 --> 01:16:57,880 Too bad you can't be here to do it. 1276 01:16:57,920 --> 01:17:01,200 I'm the winner! Leave me alone! 1277 01:17:01,240 --> 01:17:03,720 Amber Von Tussle and the roach. 1278 01:17:11,520 --> 01:17:13,160 There's a dance 1279 01:17:13,200 --> 01:17:14,920 They're callin' the roach 1280 01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:18,040 It's buggin' all the kids from coast to coast 1281 01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:21,800 Well, now, form a big line 1282 01:17:21,840 --> 01:17:24,440 -To the floor, -Ooh, roach, roach 1283 01:17:24,480 --> 01:17:27,080 Everybody now, squish 1284 01:17:27,120 --> 01:17:29,080 Ooh, squash 1285 01:17:29,120 --> 01:17:30,320 Kill that roach 1286 01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:35,840 Yes, there's a roach upon my floor 1287 01:17:35,880 --> 01:17:38,440 For Christ's sakes, pardon Tracy Turnblad! 1288 01:17:38,480 --> 01:17:39,800 All right! 1289 01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:41,400 Free Tracy Turnblad! 1290 01:17:43,320 --> 01:17:46,200 You stomp, step, skip, two, three, four, five, six, seven 1291 01:17:50,520 --> 01:17:51,600 Squish 1292 01:17:51,640 --> 01:17:53,520 Ooh, squash 1293 01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:54,920 Kill that roach 1294 01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:57,600 Hey, hey, hey, hey, now 1295 01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:12,400 Squish 1296 01:18:12,440 --> 01:18:14,320 Ooh, squash 1297 01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:15,600 Kill that roach 1298 01:18:15,640 --> 01:18:18,480 Hey, hey, hey, hey, now 1299 01:18:31,920 --> 01:18:33,040 Squish 1300 01:18:33,080 --> 01:18:35,000 Ooh, squash 1301 01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:36,480 Kill that roach 1302 01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:42,480 Well, I was takin' a bath the other night 1303 01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:45,400 Checked my hair, it was lookin' a fright 1304 01:18:45,440 --> 01:18:48,880 Well, I went down to the store 1305 01:18:48,920 --> 01:18:50,640 To get some hair-on 1306 01:18:55,120 --> 01:18:56,200 Squish 1307 01:18:56,240 --> 01:18:58,040 Kill that roach 1308 01:18:59,520 --> 01:19:01,200 Let me at him 1309 01:19:01,240 --> 01:19:02,560 I'm gonna kill him 1310 01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:08,240 I got something for you. 1311 01:19:13,080 --> 01:19:14,880 Wait. Hold on. 1312 01:19:16,600 --> 01:19:20,080 Baltimore, you are seeing history being made today! 1313 01:19:20,120 --> 01:19:24,720 White and black together for the first time on local TV! 1314 01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:27,040 I hate you, Tracy Turnblad! 1315 01:19:27,080 --> 01:19:28,560 The Corny Collins Show is now integrated! 1316 01:19:28,600 --> 01:19:31,000 Yes! All right! 1317 01:19:43,080 --> 01:19:46,040 Amber, we're going home right now! 1318 01:19:46,080 --> 01:19:47,920 No, mommy! No! 1319 01:20:07,960 --> 01:20:10,040 Stop! Get away from me! Get away! 1320 01:20:10,080 --> 01:20:11,760 Come on! I'm a married man with a family! 1321 01:20:11,800 --> 01:20:13,120 Don't hurt me, please! 1322 01:20:18,120 --> 01:20:20,400 Thank you. Thank you. 1323 01:20:20,440 --> 01:20:22,440 I love you, Baltimore! 1324 01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:31,760 I don't know about you, but I feel like dancing. 1325 01:20:33,440 --> 01:20:36,320 I've got the bug. 1326 01:20:45,320 --> 01:20:48,160 Everybody's jumpin', movin' around 1327 01:20:48,200 --> 01:20:50,800 Nobody's standing still or keeping their ground 1328 01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:53,880 You can't tell what'll happen when they pass it around 1329 01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:55,040 It's the bug 1330 01:20:56,920 --> 01:21:00,040 You got it, you got it, you're all on your own 1331 01:21:00,080 --> 01:21:03,680 Somehow it seems better when you do it alone 1332 01:21:03,720 --> 01:21:04,920 What are you doing? 1333 01:21:04,960 --> 01:21:07,960 Give me that! Ow! You little ... Oh! 1334 01:21:09,320 --> 01:21:12,560 Well, come on, baby, let's do the bug 1335 01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:15,920 Come on, baby, and give me a hug 1336 01:21:15,960 --> 01:21:18,640 Come on, baby, my turn's long due 1337 01:21:18,680 --> 01:21:20,480 I wanna bug, bug 1338 01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:22,000 A hole in my shoe 1339 01:21:22,040 --> 01:21:24,920 Real bugs bug me, no matter what size 1340 01:21:24,960 --> 01:21:26,680 Come down! Come down! 1341 01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:27,960 Itching powder! 1342 01:21:30,760 --> 01:21:32,120 It's that old bug 1343 01:22:40,840 --> 01:22:42,960 Let's dance! 96434