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I thought he seemed sad.

He liked my drawing.

What do they do to him, Mom?

They help him rest, um,

they do talk therapy,
some medication...

- When can Dad come home?
- A few months, I think.

Doctors reevaluate
after two months.

Is he crazy, Mom?

- No. No, he's not.
- Are we the problem?

He's gonna be fine,
girls. He really is.

I don't think Dad looked good.

David. Everything all right?

- No. Can you come in?
- Yeah. What's going on?

An exorcism went bad.

The subject slit her wrists.

We're rushing her
to Harbor Hospital.

- She never tried anything...
- God, by your name save me,

- by your might defend...
- Oh, my God.

I didn't even know there
was an exorcism today.

There wasn't. They
went around us.

We just got a call to
come in and assess.

Assess now?

What's the worth now?

- Covering their asses.
- Oh, God.

Okay, do you want
me to call Ben?

No, he's with me. Can you
meet us at the hospital?

The ER, please?

All right, 20 minutes.

I'm gonna have to head
to work for a few hours.

You girls gonna be all right?

- Yeah, we'll be fine.
- You don't have to worry.

Hey, come here.

We're gonna have to
hold it together. Okay?

Dad would want us
to stay strong.

- We're here, Mom.
- We're not little kids anymore.

- I know. I love you.
- Love you, too.

That's why we
have psychological

and medical examinations...

- But these were emergencies.
- To prevent situations...

And I am fully
capable of determining

if somebody is
spiritually afflicted.

Okay, hold it down,
please, over here.

If this woman is to be
saved, it is imperative

that I finish my exorcism.

No, Father.

Father Ignatius asked me

to take over supervision here.

He's worried about liability.

Well, our faith is
being ruined by lawyers.

Thank you for your
input. Please step back.

Hey, Kristen, how are you?

Yeah, I'm-I'm
fine. How is she?

She's lost a lot of blood,
but they think she'll live.

Yeah. These are her files.
There's not much in there.

These are our assessors.

This is the lawyer
assigned to our parish,

- Mr. Flowers.
- Nice to meet you. Okay.

The liability risk is high here.

Father Jeffries acted on his own

without due caution.

He ignored safeguards
required by your insurance,

- so you may not be covered.
- What are the safeguards?

You, the assessors.

Oh, wow.

That's a warm feeling.

- What do we do now?
- Assess.

Find reasons for the exorcism.

That's the only way to
decrease your liability.

And if there are no
reasons for an exorcism?

Well, that would not be good.
If the cause was psychological

or physical, then the Church

- is vulnerable.
- Kristen?

Look, it's hard to tell
from Vicki's file alone,

but she could be suffering from
a major depressive disorder.

I should question the husband.

Father.

Holy Mary.

Kristen, Ben.

When did this happen?

I don't know. I've
never seen it before.

These aren't new.

The past few months
we've been on

conflicting schedules.

We sleep in separate beds

so we don't wake each other.

These look like MRSA.

Staphylococcus aureus.

Which, unfortunately,

- is methicillin-resistant.
- What is that?

Or it could be an
allergic reaction.

- Yeah.
- Where are her clothes?

There.

Have you been using any
new detergent at home?

No, but we don't do
our laundry at home.

- What do you mean?
- We're both on red-eye shifts.

She runs the 11:00
p.m. to Italy,

I do the overnight to L.A.

- You're flight attendants?
- She is. I'm a pilot.

And do you have any boils

- or marks?
- No.

What made you think
she needed an exorcism?

After this last red-eye,
she started to exhibit...

I don't know, she was
depressed, shut down.

She could barely sleep
through the night.

And sometimes she
would claw her face.

So she was showing signs
of self-harming behavior?

Mr. Flowers, could you
give us some space, please?

Yes.

She was hitting herself.

Did Vicki ever have
an allergic reaction

to her uniform before?

I-I don't know.
I never heard it.

Can we get it from your house?

She never brought it home.

She'd leave it at the crash pad.

I don't know... What is that?

That's a hotel room the pilots
and flight attendants use

to sleep between shifts.

Sometimes it takes too
long to get home from JFK,

so they need a bed
at the airport.

Could you tell us where
this crash pad is?

Aren't they here 24/7?

Yeah, that's what Marcus said.

You all right?

Uh, yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.

You don't seem fine.

It's, uh, Andy.

What happened?

We had to check him into
a psychiatric treatment

- center upstate.
- Oh, my God, I am sorry.

He'd been dealing
with claustrophobia

ever since the avalanche.

You don't get to
have your phone there

for the first month, so
I just, I haven't been

able to reach him,
which is... just...

You did the right thing.

You're getting him
the help he needs.

Yeah.

Hey, he's gonna be fine.

Go home, Kristin.

Be with your daughters.

- Ben and I can handle this.
- No.

I want to stay busy.

- How much?
- "How much"?

The pizza. Aren't
you guys Grubhub?

Oh, no, we're here for Shannon.

Shannon, I think
it's the exorcists.

- Assessors.
- Assessors.

Come on in.

Marcus said you'd be
coming. Do you want a beer?

- No, I'm fine.
- Yeah, sure. That sounds nice.

Everyone, these are
the exorcist assessors.

Hey... Hi...

It's horror binge night.

Have you ever seenThe Haunting
of Midnight Mass Club?

- No. What's that?
- A binge watch.

It's 2:00 in the morning to us,

so just adjust your
internal clock.

You're here about Vicki.

Don't mind us, we've
got a 12-hour layover,

so we're in a bit
of a partying mood.

Marcus says you're
Vicki's best friend?

I mean, I guess. We're
on the same routes.

- What do you need?
- Her uniform.

Lucy, can you stir
the mac and cheese?

Okay, so this is Vicki's.

How do you know this was hers?

I thought everyone
just slept wherever.

Oh, no, that's just the
beds in the living room.

Those are hot beds; they're
first come first serve.

The ones in here are cold beds.

You pay extra to know that

you're the only
one sleeping in it.

- These are her uniforms?
- Yes.

Her rotation. One
for every out-flight,

one for every in-flight.

Do you all have the
same dry cleaner?

No, no. Each airline
has their own.

Do you have any skin reactions
from the dry-cleaning chemicals?

- No.
- What about the sheets?

Who does them?

The hotel.

Is she okay?

Oh, yeah, it happens
all the time.

You spend all day
biting your tongue,

holding back from saying
what you really think.

It comes out somehow.

- Fast forward.
- 15 seconds.

Anyone?

Uh, thanks, but I'm driving.

I'll have one. I'll have
one, and then that's it.

Yeah.

- Tori!
- Tori.

Where can a girl get a
drink in a place like this?

I got you, girl.

Hey, you were with Vicki

on her last flight, weren't you?

Yeah. Fuckin' crazy.

Tell these guys what happened.

They're looking into Vicki
going nuts. He's a priest.

Oh, sorry, Father.

No, no, no. It's no
problem. I'm David.

Uh, this is Kristin and Ben.

- How's Vicki doing?
- We are not sure.

Um, we're just trying to
piece together what happened.

- Mm.
- Any thoughts?

Yeah.

We were on the
red-eye from Rome,

the tourist coupon flight.

- Coupon?
- Tourist deal.

It means people drink
a lot on the way home.

Yeah, they have to
go to work on Monday,

so they... unwind.

Yeah, but it wasn't just that.

She said she saw Captain Lemire.

- Fuck you.
- That's what she said!

- "Captain Lemere"? What?
- Lemire.

It's an old legend.
A ghost pilot.

- We've all seen him.
- I haven't.

Well, that doesn't mean
he wasn't there, you just

- weren't paying attention.
- Okay.

Okay, so there was
this pilot, Lemire.

His flight went down
in the North Atlantic.

It was a tragedy.
Everybody on board died.

The thing is, a
few months later,

he started appearing on
flights across the Atlantic

whenever there was
crazy turbulence.

And I swear he's trying
to crash those flights.

Come on, that's
all superstition.

No, you think everything
is superstition.

When we landed, Vicki fell down.

Her body was, like, throbbing.

She was foaming at the mouth.

The paramedics has to come
and take her off the plane,

and that was the
last time she flew.

Her husband called in

- her resignation the next day.
- Come on.

That is not why she was leaving.

Tell them, Tori.

- What do you mean?
- Shut up, Lucy.

What? Tell me.

- What was it?
- She had a side hustle,

- and it took off.
- Lucy!

Everybody knew it, Tori.
Just fuckin' tell them.

Look, she was a mule.

What, for drugs? Heroin?

No, no. It was not a big deal.

She was moving relics from Rome.

Like bones and old icons.

Apparently there's a big
black market for that.

- That's why she was leaving?
- Yeah. On her last trip

she said she got something
that she could retire on.

She's gonna be
flying first class

- from now on.
- What was it?

No clue. But she hid it
in the galley in a bag.

She wouldn't tell
me what it was.

But during the lightning,

- she did say something weird.
- What?

"I need to destroy it,
or it will destroy me."

She made me promise never
to show this to anyone.

Whoa.

We heard you wanted to see us?

We did. We do. Have we met?

No, uh, this is Kristen and Ben.

- Hello.
- Hi.

Are you part of the Entity?

I'm Father Dominic.

There is no Entity, and you
are the other assessors.

We must have really stumbled
onto something important

if you're revealing
yourself to us.

David said you were
both very knowing.

Yes. We believe this relic...

We believe it is a
portion of the True Cross.

Christ's cross?

Yes. A sliver from the base
has always been missing.

It was traced to Croatia in
World War II, but then lost.

We don't know how your
flight attendant...

Vicki Finch.

We don't know how she
gained access to it,

but it needs to be
returned to the Vatican.

It is, as you can
imagine... invaluable.

Is this what possessed her?

We don't know, and
that isn't our issue.

But it isourissue.

We believe returning the
relic will exorcise her.

We need this
returned immediately,

and we need the three
of you to deliver it.

I'm sorry, what?

The Vatican has asked you
to deliver this relic.

They have questions for you.

You want us to go
to the Vatican?

Yes.

- Why not just David?
- They have questions

that touch upon all
your disciplines.

This is non-negotiable.

Oh, I'm-I'm sorry,
I'm not your employee,

so you can't really tell
me what's negotiable.

Kristin, Ben, I need
you to go with David.

- Are you ordering us?
- No.

I'm asking you politely.

This has gone to the very top.

They want the three of
you to meet with them

at the Vatican and
discuss this relic.

Uh, let us talk about it.

- Please.
- Yes.

The flight is tomorrow.

I've never been to Rome.

Wow, look at you,
dressed to impress.

Those priests are all
gonna break their vows.

That's what I'm going for.
Thank you so much, Yasmine.

I really appreciate it.

It's only gonna be 35
hours, there and back.

- That's it.
- Uh, do you

want me to make dinner?

- Because I don't make dinner.
- Uh, no.

Actually, the girls are gonna
want to make candy salad,

but you shouldn't let them;
I already ordered pizza.

- Thank God.
- Here is the number

for my neighbor, Sheila
Gibson. She's really great.

She'll come over if
there's any problem.

There won't be any problems.
I'm really good with kids.

Also, they had a little bit
of a setback with their dad,

so they might be
a bit emotional.

Just let 'em watch whatever
Netflix show they want.

Let me give you the code.

- Come on.
- Okay.

How'd it go with that
stolen egg, by the way?

Let's talk about that later.

Girls?

Mom, I can do this.
I'm old enough.

I know, I know. But
Yasmine's just backup, okay?

Can you get us something
cool, like a T-shirt?

- Or the leaning tower.
- I'm barely gonna be able

to touch the ground
when I get there.

- Are you gonna see the pope?
- I don't think so.

We're gonna return a relic
to make someone well.

- Whoa!
- Okay, Mom, here's what you do.

- Okay.
- In the Sistine Chapel...

- Mm-hmm.
- You take out your pen

and scrawl your
name at the base.

- Oh, my God!
- No, no!

Just don't let anyone see,

and you'll be as
famous as Michelangelo.

All right, I think it's time I
leave you juvenile delinquents.

Um, I'll call.
Don't kill anyone.

And if you do,
keep the receipts.

Just have fun.

It's not for fun,
it's work. Okay?

All right, I love you,
I love you, I love you.

- I love you.
- I love you.

Mwah. I'll send photos.

Michelangelo.

Okay. Don't burn the house down.

- Love you.
- We'll do our best.

Hey, David.

- Hey, hey, hey.
- You want to grab this spot?

Oh, thank you.

You clean up nice, Benny.

Well, this is my
first trip to Italy.

Mine, too. You know what?

I thought the Vatican
would spring us

first-class tickets.

Yeah. Next time.

You think we're gonna
talk to the pope?

I'm sure he's got all the
time in the world for us.

So, does the relic get
its own seat, or...?

Well, I was thinking you could
take the window, if you like.

Let the relic sit in the window,

have it enjoy the
view a little bit.

Ah...

Thank you. Whoops.

Okay, well, I am going to sleep.

You can wake me
up when we crash.

- Ben!
- Don't joke.

Hold on, you guys know
that I can't really

crash the plane by joking
about it crashing, right?

Hey! Go to sleep.

Okay, your sisters
are in the kitchen

making something
called candy salad.

Ugh, don't get me started.

I think you should
start the movie.

No. Come on, tell me,
what did Mom do next?

I don't think your mom would
want me to tell you about...

Did she have a
lot of boyfriends?

Define "a lot."

Oh, my God. How many?

Well, are we talking
just boyfriends,

- or girlfriends, too?
- What?

Okay, that's a story

for another time.

- Oh, I want to know.
- Hey, Mom.

What's wrong? Wait, what?

I-I can't hear you.

Where are you? Where's Billy?

- Mom?
- What's wrong?

Okay, I got it.

I got it. Give me an hour.

Okay.

Okay, my mom lives in an
assisted-living facility,

and a branch just crashed
through her kitchen.

I need to go pick her up.
I'll bring her back here.

Are you four all right
on your own for an hour?

I got it.

- I want bangs.
- You know, guys,

I should use this
cream on Laura's hair.

- I heard it's really good.
- No, that's $60 a jar.

- Mom bought it to be used.
- Will you bleach our hair?

- I heard it's really good.
- No.

Mom would, like,
actually kill us

What are you guys doing?

- Nothing.
- Nothing.

Getting ready for bed.

- Nothing.
- Brushing our teeth.

- I think we should do skin care.
- I can do your nails.

You know, I do Alex's
all the time...

You guys have to stop.
You're gonna overload the...

circuits.

Hello, ladies. Bob the
Built Builder here.

So you want to reset your
circuit breaker? Here's how.

First things first, locate
your service panel...

Oh, great. That's
helpful, Bob.

So where's the service panel?

I think it's in the basement

near the washing machine.

Wait, maybe we should
call Mom's friend.

- She said she'd be right back.
- Oh, yeah. Where is she?

Isn't her mom dying?

Okay, come on, I need
someone to hold the light.

- I can't. I have to pee.
- No, you don't.

You just want to
check your hair.

No, I don't. It's dark. I
need someone to come with me.

It's dark everywhere.

Okay, Lexis, you take
Laura to the bathroom

and use your phone for light.

- Lila, come with me.
- What?

We're breaking off into pairs.

I don't want to go
to the basement.

Okay, where is it?

Is that it?

Okay...

Well, that isn't helpful.

Turn on the video.

Now, open the front door
of your service panel

and find the tripped
circuit breaker.

It will be in a...

a middle position.

All I see are a lot of switches.

Just start flipping them.

Okay.

Are you becoming more religious?

What?

Mom thinks you are.

I'm just looking
at things, is all.

Is it because of Dad?

I don't know.

It feels like we're
orphans, doesn't it?

No.

Well, what's it called when
you only have one parent?

- Half-orphan?
- Dad's not dead.

We need to help Mom.

- I think she's losing it.
- I know.

Did you hear her
yell out last night?

I think she has bad dreams.

I think...

What was that?

Rats?

Give me the flashlight.

Wait.

Maybe...

maybe it's a cat.

They're just trying to scare us.

Stop it, Lila!

Lynn, be careful!

I think I see one over there.

Be careful! Watch out!

- Inside. Close the door.
- Okay.

- Uh, door.
- Okay.

They cleared out of the kitchen!

Come down here!

Oh, my God.

Laura, are you okay?

Where are you?

Go! Go, go, go, go!

Guys! Guys. We're safe now.

Everybody just needs
to hold it together.

It's fine.

It's okay.

No, you guys!

It's just a water stain.

- No, it's a bat.
- Everybody calm down.

- It's fine.
- There's another one.

Hold on!

Over here. Wait, I got it.

- It's locked.
- I know!

- The key's in the kitchen.
- Oh, my God.

Aah! It's locked!

Okay, what do we do now?

Oh, there's a fake rock
around here with a key in it.

- I saw Mom use it once.
- Okay.

Why don't we just
call the neighbor?

I called her earlier.
I just got her machine.

Well, this is great.
We're gonna die out here.

Whoa, hold on, hold
on, this is it.

Okay, I'm calling.

Who? Mom's on a plane.

Hi, it's me. We need help.

We're locked outside
and there's bats.

I'm so sorry. But where's Mom?

On a trip. A work trip.

Don't you have a key?

Uh, yes. Um...

O-Okay, I'll be,
I'll be right there.

Who was that?

Lexis.

Um, baby?

Oh, God, this is such bullshit.

We're gonna have to
renegotiate our quid pro quo.

I can't get ahold of them.

They're probably asleep.
What is it there, 10:00?

Yeah. Oh, wait, I
got a text from them.

"Everything's good, Mom.
There was a blackout

from the storm, but
we're good. Send photos."

See? They're strong girls.

Why do I get so worried?

I get this itch in my stomach
that something's wrong.

Are we going to a hotel or
straight to the Vatican?

Could we get a bite to eat?

Andiamo dritti al Vaticano?

Vogliamo darci una rinfrescata.

La reliquia va restituita
il prima possibile.

Hmm?

We have to return
the relic first.

Here.

Oh, great. Just what I needed.

Oh, my gosh, the Colosseum.

Let me take a picture.

Uh, could... could
you open the window?

Oh, can you ask them
to unlock the window?

Tolga il blocco per bambini
dai finestrini, la prego.

Great.

They're not gonna let us see
any part of Rome, are they?

Maybe afterwards.

Probably has something
to do with the relic

and its toxicity.

If it's toxic, why are we
the ones who transported it?

Because we are the
expendable atheists.

Speak for yourself.

I don't think they know English.

♪ Sodomy ♪

♪ Fellatio ♪

♪ Cunnilingus ♪

♪ Pederasty ♪

♪ Father ♪

♪ Why do these words
sound so nasty? ♪

♪Masturbation ♪

♪ Can be fun ♪

♪ Join the holy orgy ♪

♪ Kama Sutra. ♪

Where do we enter?

Probably the Porta del Perugino.

Entriamo dalla
Porta del Perugino?

They don't seem happy with us.

Did we do something wrong?

Does it feel like
we're being kidnapped?

Kinda.

You get out here.

Wha...

- Qui?
- Yes.

Okay.

Um, sorry, should we
bring our bags, or...

Uh, isn't this the place
where Joe Pesci got killed?

Ma che succede?

Perché siamo qui?

This way.

Why?

The relic.

There.

Hey...

Well, I'm glad I dressed up.

- What's that noise?
- What?

Sounds like rats.

What? I'm-I'm hungry.

You want some?

No, I'm-I'm good.

Hey, exactly how far
are we supposed to

go down this thing?

No idea. It's all new to me.

Let's just remember
we're doing it for Vicki.

Hi.

Oh, sorry. How was your trip?

Fine.

What are you doing here?

Seeing if you have
the one true relic.

Why didn't you fly with us?

No reason.

No, there was a reason.

He was worried our
plane was gonna crash.

We're the guinea pigs.

No.

This way, please.

So, um, what is this, a sewer?

No, an escape tunnel
for the Holy Father.

From the 16th century.

During World War II,
the Vatican chose

to hide their more
irreplaceable artifacts here.

It is where the One
True Cross now resides.

We must see if that has
a place in the cross.

So how did a flight
attendant get it?

That is a mystery.

There's an active black
market. That's all we know.

When we enter, please keep
your voices to a whisper.

This is holy ground.

You'd think if this
was holy ground

they'd keep it cleaner.

You'd think if this
was holy ground

it'd clean itself.

You are still Catholic as hell.

It's the tug of ritual.

It has us in its grasp.

Freud.

It's a counterfeit.

You're kidding.

No. There are relic dealers
who counterfeit real relics.

- Then why is Vicki Finch sick?
- Who's that?

Wow.

The Catholic Church.
You gotta love 'em.

The possessed woman
with the relic.

There are boils
all over her body.

I don't know.

But this is not
the stolen relic.

Maybe psychosomatic suggestion?

If only we had a
psychiatrist here.

Oh, I'm a psychologist.

This is what I suggest.

This is water blessed
by the Holy Father.

Pour it over her
infliction and explain

the relic she stole
was a counterfeit.

Thank you, Father.

Have a good trip back.

We need to get food before I
get on the plane, or I'm dying.

Hey, Lynn, hi, how are you?

I-I was starting to get worried.

There was a blackout
from a storm

and we couldn't
charge our phones.

But everything's all right?

- You're-you're all right?
- Yes.

Mom wants to know
if we're all right.

- Hi, Mom!
- Hey, how are you? How's Rome?

- Is it cool?
- Um, wait,

- there was a blackout?
- Yes.

But we handled it.
You'd be proud of us.

Could I talk to Yasmine?

Actually, she had
to go help her mom.

The windstorm. A branch
fell into her house.

What?

It's okay, Mom. We did well.

We handled it all on our own.

Did you call the neighbor?

Yes, but we couldn't get her.

Oh, dear God.

How's the Vatican,
Mom? Is it beautiful?

No, not really.
I'll tell you later.

So-so what happened to Yasmine?

Mom, my phone's almost out of
charge; I'll call you back.

Love you.

Okay, you guys can come out
now. All the bats are gone.

Okay, we're gonna have
to burn the house down,

'cause I can't
live here anymore.

Come on. Come on.

Look. Bat-free!

How'd you do that, Grandma?

Cinnamon sticks.

How'd you know to
do that, Grandma?

Let's just say I've lived in
some pretty run-down places.

What the... Who's that?

Oh, yeah, that's
a, that's a baby.

- I'm babysitting.
- Oh, my God.

This is Timothy.

Timothy, these are your, um...

This is Lexis, Laura,

Lila and Lynn.

- Oh, my God, he's smiling!
- He likes me.

- No, me.
- He likes all of you.

You know, this is the first
time he's stopped crying today.

Does he have a dad, or did
she have him out of wedlock?

Who? Did who have
him out of wedlock?

I don't know. Does
he have a mom?

Um... shall we
tell them, Timothy,

or should we wait?

What does that mean?

It's, um...

it's a bit of a secret.

It's a secret who the mom is?

A bit of one.

Oh, you know what?
He might be hungry.

Who wants to feed him?

- I do! I do!
- I'm oldest.

I think he just
wants to be held.

Okay.

Why don't you try
that? Go ahead.

Be careful. Careful.

It's okay, I know how to do it.

He's so cute.

It's like you two
belong together.

Mom says I could start
babysitting at 14,

so I'm gonna try to learn as
much as I can before then.

I've missed you girls.

You all right, Grandma?

Yeah, yeah, I
think it's the...

I think it's the
cinnamon sticks.

- Hey, Father, how's she doing?
- Unchanged.

Doctors can find nothing
toxic in her clothing.

- How was Rome?
- Disappointing.

But we got some holy
water from the pope.

- You might, uh...
- I might...

Father, tell Vicki

the relic she was
transporting...

it was counterfeit.
She's not guilty.

Kristin thinks this is

- psychological?
- Yes.

And you might want to bless
her with some holy water.

Father Jeffries isn't here.

That's probably better.
Just try it yourself.

- All right.
- Thank you, Father.

And we're heading home.

Fly safe.

Thanks.

Well, that was

- a nice trip to Rome.
- Yeah.

Hey, look who's here.
My favorite exorcists.

Tori. I didn't know you were
gonna be on this flight.

I'm in first class,
but I'll try to

slip you some
champagne if you like.

Oh, would you, please?

So, are you checking out
the flight for Vicki?

No, we were returning her relic.

Oh, that's good.

What's that doing here?

It's a fake, Tori.

The relic is counterfeit.

Okay.

She thought our flight was
gonna crash because of that.

It's not going to.

Okay.

It's just, flight attendants
can be superstitious, so...

Okay, we're closing up
the doors. Just buckle up.

Hey, get me that
drink you just...

- Yes.
- Will you just...

What the fuck?

Hey, Tori. This thing,

I don't know what's happening,
but it won't shut off.

Excuse me, Father? Father.

David.

- There's a call for you.
- A call?

Ground to air. Please.

- What's that about?
- David. He got a call.

A call? Here?

It's the captain.

David Acosta.

I have an emergency
air-to-ground call for you.

Please wait.

David.

Father, how'd you get me here?

The Vatican switchboard
connected me.

- It's urgent that I warn you.
- About?

The relic you brought here.

I said it wasn't from
the Cross of Christ,

and it's not.

- But the box...
- Uh... What about it?

The monastic father
in the chapel thinks

he recognized it.
It is a relic.

Okay.

A demonic relic.

Bulgarian. The kukeri.

I don't know what that means.

It's part of a collection
being brought into New York

to be assembled in service
of the ultimate corruption.

So an ultimate evil
is coming to New York?

It's already there.

Whoa!

Father, you'll have to
get back to your seat.

David, you mustn't
let that piece

reach its destination.

The only way to curb its
power is to destroy it.

I'm on a plane. How do I...

You'll have to get back to
your seat now, Father. Please!

Ladies and gentlemen,

this is the captain speaking.

We have entered a
rough patch of weather,

and we ask that all passengers
remain in their seats

with their seat belts
securely fastened

until we get through this.

You all right?

This is the captain.
We are flying through

unexpected weather we could
not detect beforehand.

Please remain seated with
your seat belts fastened.

I am not liking this.

I do not like this.

David.

- Hey, hey.
- I thought I saw something.

It looked like...

What? What'd it look like?

I don't know.

Like a... a ghost.

It's just the static energy
from the lightning strikes

playing tricks on your eyes.

We need to destroy the relic.

- What? Why?
- Destroy it?

Here? How?

This is the captain.
For your own safety,

we request that you keep
your seat belts fastened.

We are already making...

What the hell?

Don't worry. On a
flight last year,

somebody on the ground
hacked into the media system,

and they were doing all
kinds of weird sounds.

- Well, are we over the ground?
- No, no.

We're above the Atlantic.

Then where would
they be hacking from?

I don't know.

It could be somebody
on the plane.

Oh, my God!

David, what are you doing?

What I can.

Ow.

David, the plane is
not having trouble

because of that box.

- Oh, my God, it's burning.
- What?

This is the captain.
My apologies for

that unanticipated weather.

We've already started
our descent into JFK.

We expect to land
40 minutes ahead.

Welcome to New York.

Wow.

Well, good thing
we went to Rome.

I want to keep him
forever. Please, can you?

- How old is he?
- He is so adorable.

- He has to come every time.
- He's such a cutie.

Mom landed. She's on her way.

Okay, um, I think you gals
are fine on your own now.

Why can't Timothy stay?

You know why.

But I want to tell
you the secret.

- Yes. I want to know.
- Tell us. Tell us.

We just need to
have an agreement.

Okay? This is just
between the five of us.

The six of us.

- Promise.
- All right.

- Okay? Cross your heart?
- Yep.

- Yep.
- Yes.

Did you notice that Timothy

looks like you four?

You know why?

No. Why?

He's your brother.