Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:05,706 --> 00:00:12,012
- * frozen in a time
And space divide *
2
00:00:13,881 --> 00:00:20,188
* but how would
The universe survive? *
3
00:00:21,789 --> 00:00:27,761
* duck dodgers of
The 24th and 1/2 century *
4
00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:36,237
* protecting the powerless
And the weak *
5
00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:44,645
* duck dodgers is
Fighting tyranny *
6
00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:53,354
* in the 24th and 1/2 century *
7
00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:21,014
- from the darkness
Of space comes a hero,
8
00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,350
The righter of wrongs,
9
00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:25,886
A hero named xero!
10
00:01:25,953 --> 00:01:27,121
With the tip of his blade
11
00:01:27,188 --> 00:01:28,556
A deep "X" he has made...
12
00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:31,292
The mark that stands for xero.
13
00:01:31,359 --> 00:01:33,060
When evil tyrants steal,
14
00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:35,095
With the sword they must deal.
15
00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:39,333
This sword belongs to xero.
16
00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:43,604
- (people laughing)
17
00:01:43,671 --> 00:01:46,707
- the mark that stands for xero
Is his claim to fame
18
00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:50,378
'cause he can't even
Spell his own name.
19
00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:03,891
- we must put an end
To this, sergeant vasquez.
20
00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,659
This el xero character
21
00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:09,797
Is putting unhealthy ideas into
The heads of those peasants.
22
00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:11,098
If this keeps up,
23
00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:13,501
Not only will we not be
Able to collect taxes,
24
00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:17,438
But we'll have a full-fledged
Uprising on our hands.
25
00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:21,074
But who could this
Masked el xero be?
26
00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:22,410
- commandante hilgalgo,
27
00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:25,078
I've been pondering
That very question.
28
00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,780
The first el xero sightings
29
00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:29,283
Began shortly after
That emissary
30
00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:32,753
From the galactic
Protectorate arrived.
31
00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:35,289
(door opens)
32
00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:37,291
- good morrow, gentle kinsmen.
33
00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:39,527
- ah! Captain dodgers!
34
00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:42,062
It is a pleasure to see you.
35
00:02:42,129 --> 00:02:43,564
- and you, commandante.
36
00:02:43,631 --> 00:02:48,802
Of course, you know my
Deaf-mute man servant carstairs.
37
00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:50,371
- hello.
38
00:02:50,438 --> 00:02:53,341
- I thought you said
He was deaf and mute.
39
00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:54,342
- well, you see, he, um...
40
00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:56,009
You know, it's just that I'm...
41
00:02:56,076 --> 00:02:58,246
I'm a...Ventriloquist.
42
00:02:58,312 --> 00:02:59,247
So, tell me, billy,
43
00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:00,948
How do you like school?
44
00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:05,052
- c-closed.
45
00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:06,053
- (laughs)
46
00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:08,222
Closed! Ha ha ha!
47
00:03:08,289 --> 00:03:09,223
Oh, dear!
48
00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:11,091
Ha ha, closed! Ha ha ha!
49
00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:12,125
- thank you.
50
00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,262
- (laughing)
51
00:03:14,328 --> 00:03:16,397
- a word with you, commandante.
52
00:03:16,464 --> 00:03:17,965
- ha ha. Excuse me...
53
00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,000
Ha ha ha, gentlemen.
54
00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:21,602
- I-it just slipped out.
55
00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:23,337
- look, don't mess this up.
56
00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:25,873
We've got 'em completely fooled.
- I know.
57
00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:28,776
B-but what's with all
These c-costume capers?
58
00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:30,711
- you know that as
A protectorate captain,
59
00:03:30,778 --> 00:03:34,047
I can't officially interfere
With a less advanced planet.
60
00:03:34,114 --> 00:03:36,984
But I look out and see
The suffering of the peasants,
61
00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,086
And my soul is touched.
62
00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:40,688
Give me your tired, your poor,
63
00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:43,457
Your wretched garbage
Yearning to drink tea.
64
00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:45,092
To be born free...
65
00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:46,527
As free as the wind blows,
66
00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:48,362
As free as the cock crows,
67
00:03:48,429 --> 00:03:51,031
With liberty and justice
68
00:03:51,098 --> 00:03:52,032
For most.
69
00:03:52,099 --> 00:03:53,934
And besides, it's fun.
70
00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:55,269
- ha ha ha.
71
00:03:55,336 --> 00:03:56,970
Closed! Ha ha ha!
72
00:03:57,037 --> 00:03:58,171
How witty!
73
00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,341
- sir, back to
The el xero thing.
74
00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:02,310
I believe he and duck dodgers
75
00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:03,844
Are one and the same.
76
00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:04,645
- ridiculous!
77
00:04:04,712 --> 00:04:06,480
Whatever gave you that idea?
78
00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:09,016
- well, they are
Both the same size,
79
00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,250
Same black feathers,
80
00:04:10,318 --> 00:04:11,452
Same orange beak.
81
00:04:11,519 --> 00:04:13,053
They both have a lisp
82
00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,288
And all that spit spray.
83
00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:15,856
They are both ducks.
84
00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:19,259
And I could go on except
I'm growing short of fingers.
85
00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:20,528
- ahem!
86
00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,430
A problem, gentlemen?
87
00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:24,898
- pay no attention to
Sergeant vasquez.
88
00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:26,500
He's fat.
89
00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:28,536
So, captain dodgers,
90
00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,804
Have you given any more
Thought to my request?
91
00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:33,040
- I have taken the matter
Under advisement.
92
00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:36,744
- the things I could do with
More advanced weapons.
93
00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:39,112
It would make ruling
This planet much easier.
94
00:04:39,179 --> 00:04:40,448
- oh, I'm sure it would.
95
00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:41,882
But the protectorate frowns on
96
00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:46,153
Providing weapons to less
Advanced civilizations.
97
00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:48,055
- please, commandante!
98
00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,590
Isn't it obvious?
99
00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:50,391
- what?
100
00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:52,760
- he is el xero!
101
00:04:57,297 --> 00:05:03,136
- (both laughing)
102
00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:05,973
- oh, that's rich.
103
00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:11,912
- (howling)
104
00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,514
- senor dodgers!
105
00:05:13,581 --> 00:05:14,882
You must help us!
106
00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:17,951
Our people suffer under
The boot of hilgalgo.
107
00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:21,489
- such harsh talk from
Such a delicate face.
108
00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:23,624
- captain dodgers!
109
00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:25,659
You forgot your hankie.
- thanks!
110
00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:27,961
These things are more
Expensive than you'd think.
111
00:05:28,028 --> 00:05:31,599
- this is the man who's
Made misery of our lives.
112
00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:35,135
- such harsh words from
Such a delicate face.
113
00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:37,104
- he already used that.
114
00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,706
Have you nothing to say?
115
00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:44,878
- have you seen this one,
My dear?
116
00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:48,582
- all flash and no substance.
117
00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:51,452
- sergeant, take
The senorita into custody.
118
00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:52,720
- guards!
119
00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:55,689
- you will never
Get away with this.
120
00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:57,525
- it appears, my dear,
121
00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:59,192
I already have.
122
00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:01,995
(chuckles)
123
00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:02,930
- hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
124
00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:03,897
Wait a second!
125
00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:07,334
Just exactly what's
Going on here?
126
00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:08,436
- well, you see,
127
00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:10,404
I'm scheduling
A little hanging
128
00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:12,673
For the young lady
I just arrested.
129
00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:14,442
When el xero hears of it,
130
00:06:14,508 --> 00:06:16,376
He'll come to her rescue.
131
00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:18,846
Then I'll take care of him!
132
00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:21,515
- the commandante
Will take care of him.
133
00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:23,517
Thanks, I think I got it.
- no problem.
134
00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:27,655
I majored in exposition
In college.
135
00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:41,068
- s-sir, it is time.
136
00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:46,039
- and I am ready.
137
00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:56,617
- it's gotten a little
D-drafty over here.
138
00:06:56,684 --> 00:06:59,086
- and the view from
Over here stinks.
139
00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:05,459
At least this will make your
Costume change a little easier.
140
00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:08,428
- e-excuse me.
141
00:07:08,496 --> 00:07:11,198
I'm here to bring
C-comfort and solace
142
00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:12,399
T-to the condemned.
143
00:07:12,466 --> 00:07:15,402
- go right in, padre.
144
00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:17,070
- huh, a pig.
145
00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:23,443
And I thought only a chicken
Could be a friar.
146
00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:26,246
- commandante,
147
00:07:26,313 --> 00:07:27,548
The hour grows late,
148
00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:29,550
And there is still
No sign of el xero.
149
00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:31,885
- fear not,
I'm sure he's riding
150
00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:37,491
To the rescue
At this very moment.
151
00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:39,993
(tools clanging)
152
00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:43,664
- this is the last time
I buy a mustang.
153
00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:50,538
- the sun sets.
154
00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:52,673
- d-don't be afraid, my child.
155
00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:54,174
El xero is on his way.
156
00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:59,112
- what do you know
Of such things, padre?
157
00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:00,313
- it is I.
158
00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:01,414
- commandante,
159
00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,684
We are losing light.
- yes.
160
00:08:03,751 --> 00:08:06,053
What's say we fire up
Some torches?
161
00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:09,256
That will give us more
Dramatic illumination.
162
00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,591
- got any 9s?
163
00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:13,260
- g-go fish.
164
00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:16,229
(tools clanging)
165
00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:20,568
- why does everything
Have to be off warranty?!
166
00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:22,636
(engine whirrs)
167
00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:25,405
Auto shop 101,
Excessive force.
168
00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:26,406
- (neighs)
169
00:08:26,473 --> 00:08:29,376
- (stammering)
170
00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:32,279
Waaaah!
171
00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,380
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
172
00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:35,415
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
173
00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:37,284
I said whoa!
174
00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,687
For a second there, I thought
This was going to end
175
00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:44,057
In a hideous crash with
A horrible explosion.
176
00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:47,360
Hey, trigger, giddyap.
177
00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:48,495
Run, black beauty.
178
00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:49,529
(clicks cheeks)
179
00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:50,931
I'll give you a lump of sugar!
180
00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:53,466
How about a man-sized churro?!
181
00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,468
- maybe he has forgotten us?
182
00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,170
- a philly, extra cheese?
183
00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:59,907
- commandante,
El xero is very late.
184
00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:01,541
The crowd grows restless.
185
00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:04,878
- yes, but you must admit
The lighting is more dramatic.
186
00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,747
- we must give the crowd
Something quick,
187
00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:12,720
Or we'll lose them.
188
00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:15,623
- I'm pretty sure
El xero has arrived.
189
00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:17,490
- an inferno!
190
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,027
- show time!
191
00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:21,829
- good thing this
Extra large cape
192
00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:27,567
Doubles as a parachute.
193
00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:28,568
- watch out.
194
00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:30,537
El xero is very cunning.
195
00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:31,739
He could be anywhere.
196
00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:33,340
Well, not anywhere, I guess.
197
00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:36,677
There's no reason he'd be
At the bottom of this well...
198
00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:40,413
Unless he were a complete
Dolt, an idiot!
199
00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:41,615
But he's not.
200
00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:44,084
He's a worthy adversary.
201
00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:57,898
- man, my shorts really rode up.
202
00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:04,537
Now to rescue
The beautiful senorita.
203
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,339
Ha! Ho! Ah!
204
00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:08,175
Ho! Ah ha ha!
205
00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:09,777
Hey!
206
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,384
Whoa! Oh! Oh!
207
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:20,153
Whoa!
208
00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,689
- roberto? Miguel!
209
00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:22,790
Don't worry.
210
00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:26,059
It's only a flesh wound.
211
00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:30,030
Perhaps I underestimated
The damage a bit.
212
00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:32,733
- that's not the only thing
You underestimated
213
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:35,468
When you chose to
Tangle with el...
214
00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:36,569
Xero.
215
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:37,570
- (gasps)
216
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,039
The mark of el xero.
217
00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:44,277
- yeah, it s-sure
Looks like it.
218
00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:47,180
Thanks, n-now I can get theresa
To a safe place.
219
00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:52,853
- you're all substance,
No flash.
220
00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:55,455
- hey, fellas, wait up!
221
00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:57,224
- look! El xero!
222
00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:03,063
- hyah!
223
00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,631
You and I shall
Become as one
224
00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:06,499
As we
Make our escape...
225
00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:07,500
Yeow!
226
00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:09,069
- close the gate!
227
00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:17,911
- taffeta and silk for
The well-dressed robot.
228
00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:20,480
- say, this is really soft,
229
00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:21,749
But I can't see!
230
00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,550
Somebody save me!
231
00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:26,086
Help, please!
232
00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:27,687
- (grunting)
233
00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:31,224
My hat's off to you, gentlemen!
234
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:34,361
A little trick I learned
From odd ball.
235
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:38,131
- odd ball?!
236
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:46,306
- hip!
237
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:49,442
I could watch robots
Blow up all day long.
238
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:53,814
Another successful escape
For el xero!
239
00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:56,416
- don't know if
I would go that far.
240
00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:57,617
- (neighing)
241
00:11:57,684 --> 00:11:59,719
- time for the climactic
Sword fight?
242
00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:01,454
- how perceptive.
243
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:04,191
- then let's have at it then.
244
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,159
Hup! Hup! Hup!
245
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,427
Hup! Hup!
246
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:08,862
Huh?
247
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:14,234
Excuse me whilst I retrieve
My wayward weapon.
248
00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:16,970
Let's just watch
The rough stuff, bub.
249
00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:19,639
I think you gave me
A booboo on my pinkie.
250
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:20,841
- enough!
251
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,015
You fight well,
252
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:33,020
But not well enough
To defeat me.
253
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,587
- even if I fail,
254
00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:37,891
The peasants will rise up
And overthrow your evil empire.
255
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,292
- the peasants are weak
256
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,694
And will do whatever
I tell them.
257
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:42,830
- wrong again.
258
00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:44,764
Lo, the proletariat rises
259
00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,900
To thwart the evil oppressor.
260
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,302
- you win, xero.
261
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:51,939
- have you seen this one,
Commandante?
262
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,640
- duck dodgers!
263
00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:54,908
- told you.
264
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,877
- how about this one?
265
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,245
- curses!
266
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,047
- captain dodgers,
Captain dodgers!
267
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,314
T-that was great!
268
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:02,615
'twas nothing.
269
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:03,616
So, um...
270
00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,052
Where's your huddled masses
271
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,887
Yearning to breathe free?
272
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,088
- they got bored
And went home
273
00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:10,290
To watch a r-rerun of
"Dragon ball."
274
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:14,094
So, I made a reasonable
Facsimile in s-shadow puppets.
275
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,396
- well, that gives me an idea.
276
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,331
In order to fill
The power vacuum,
277
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:21,268
We'll have to install
A government.
278
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:22,069
- oh, yeah?
279
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:26,739
- a puppet government.
280
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:27,774
It's all right?
281
00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:30,477
- it's all right.
282
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,460
- wow! Two full days
Of gorgeous golf
283
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:51,131
At the tiger woods planet
Of rest and relaxation!
284
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:54,067
This is gonna be
The game of a lifetime!
285
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:56,703
And check out my fancy new duds.
286
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:58,205
New shoes...
287
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,373
A new moisture-wicking
Golf shirt,
288
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,776
And these new
Derriere-slimming slacks.
289
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,246
I got all the best
New equipment.
290
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:07,814
- we noticed.
- we noticed.
291
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:08,815
- ha ha.
292
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,283
Vintage is nice,
293
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,785
Buy how about my
High-tech putter?
294
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,122
It's the minduflex ez.
295
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,857
Totally state-of-the-art!
296
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:20,027
It broadcasts waves
Of sonic energy
297
00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:21,895
Allowing me to control the ball
298
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:26,967
Even after I hit it.
299
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,468
- isn't that cheating?
300
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:31,338
- I prefer the term
Technologically enhanced.
301
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,373
- I-it seems like
Cheating to me.
302
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,909
- maybe that's why you're
Wearing the stupid outfit.
303
00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:38,711
(thunder)
304
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:39,913
(cuckoo, cuckoo)
305
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,520
Aaaaah!
306
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:48,321
What was that?!
307
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,491
- perhaps a spatial anomaly.
308
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:52,725
- no way!
309
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,894
It's a ghost!
310
00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:57,164
My ship is haunted!
311
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,465
- b-but, captain dodgers,
312
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,934
There's no such thing
As gho...Gho...
313
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:01,935
Poltergeists.
314
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,303
- I will have you know
315
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,973
That certain members
Of the dodgers family
316
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:09,109
Are born with a gift.
317
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:11,444
- just what are you
Getting at, dodgers?
318
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:14,181
- I can communicate
With the dead.
319
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:22,122
- whoa! Was that lightning
Inside a space ship?
320
00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:23,623
We better check this out.
321
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,461
- w-why are we in the basement?
322
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:31,631
- because it's the spookiest
Part of the ship!
323
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,066
Stay close, boys.
324
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,235
You don't want to be
Separated by the spirits.
325
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:37,637
- I d-don't believe in spirits.
326
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:38,905
- me neither.
327
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:41,041
This ghost business...
It's pure hokum.
328
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:42,809
- s-silly nonsense.
329
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,711
Silly juvenile nonsense.
330
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:45,979
- right you are, my boy.
331
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:49,049
Ha! A sure sign of
An infantile mind.
332
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,250
- yeah, for babies.
333
00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:53,053
- little girly babies.
334
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,654
- crying to their mamas.
335
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,523
"W-we're so scared!"
336
00:15:56,589 --> 00:16:00,493
- "Save us, mommy,
From the scary ghosts!"
337
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,294
- hold up!
338
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,663
I think this is the place.
339
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:08,135
I feel a cold spot.
340
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:09,569
- w-what are you doing, captain?
341
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:12,672
- well, I'm trying to
Bring out the ghosts.
342
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:15,208
They're attracted to
The shimmering light.
343
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:18,111
Then I drop in the bait,
Wait till the hook is sunk,
344
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,380
And reel those puppies in!
345
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,349
- t-that's sounds more
Like fishing to me.
346
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,184
- oh, do you like to fish, too?
347
00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:26,653
- yes, but I thought we were
Hunting ghosts.
348
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,188
- ghosts is it?!
349
00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:30,257
I'll let you in on
A little secret.
350
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,925
I have a special gift.
351
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,227
- I believe you mentioned that.
352
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,996
- the best way to
Flush out a poltergeist
353
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:38,265
Is with this!
354
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,967
- t-that's just an old
Instant camera.
355
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,435
- deceptively simple,
356
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:45,305
But essential for
Spirit photography.
357
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:48,508
I just snap a picture like so...
358
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:53,146
And wait a few seconds
For it to develop.
359
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:54,281
And behold!
360
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,850
The ectoplasmic entity!
361
00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,619
- t-that's your thumb.
362
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,754
- hmm.
363
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:04,557
How's about this one?
364
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:05,692
- thumb.
365
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:10,797
- well, chubby,
366
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,200
Take a look at these.
367
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,268
- thumb, camera strap, thumb,
368
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,770
Thumb, thumb, l-lens cap,
369
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:22,209
Eyeball, thumb.
370
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,976
- uh, that's for
An article I'm doing
371
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,912
In a respected medical journal.
372
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:26,879
- um...
373
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,047
T-this one's of a banana.
374
00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:29,048
- what?
375
00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:31,551
Where would a banana come from?
376
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:32,819
- mmm!
377
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,754
Mmm-mmm-mmm!
378
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,356
- what are you doing?
379
00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:37,390
- well, if you must know,
380
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:40,427
I have a potassium deficiency.
381
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,529
Bananas are loaded
With potassium.
382
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:45,732
- now I know why he never
Comes on these adventures.
383
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,167
Zounds!
384
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:50,137
- potassium deficiency
Is responsible for fatigue,
385
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,904
Constipation, insomnia,
386
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:54,307
Gas pains, and low blood sugar.
387
00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,979
- ah, spotkins!
388
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,381
- c-captain, what is it?!
389
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,550
- behold a relic left behind
390
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:06,586
By those who have shed
Their material form.
391
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:07,587
- oh, dear!
392
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,822
- you doubted my powers,
Didn't you?
393
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:13,393
But now the great unknown is
Staring you right in the puss!
394
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:16,329
How foolish
And small-minded you were.
395
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,265
That goes for you, too,
Banana fiend!
396
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,999
- I have a medical condition.
397
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:24,204
- two weeks ago, this cup was
Filled to the brim with coffee.
398
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,105
Now look at it!
399
00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:28,308
- t-the coffee probably
Just evaporated,
400
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:30,577
And whatever's left
Has turned to mold.
401
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,945
- mold?!
402
00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:35,882
Hmm?
403
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:36,949
Yucch!
404
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:37,950
Blecch!
405
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:38,951
(rumbling)
406
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:39,952
Whoa!
407
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,954
- oh!
408
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:45,758
- unbelievers.
409
00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:51,130
- c-captain dodgers,
410
00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:53,733
W-where are you?
411
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:54,734
(gasps)
412
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:55,835
- step forward!
413
00:18:55,902 --> 00:19:00,407
The great duckini
Knows all, sees all!
414
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,243
I will be your bridge
To the other side!
415
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:07,079
My crystal will allow me
To peer beyond the veil.
416
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:11,150
Speak to me,
O disembodied souls.
417
00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:14,454
The departed draw nearer.
418
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,289
- I think he's in a trance.
419
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:17,590
- I am in a trance.
420
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,693
I am your living conduit
To the other side.
421
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,729
The entities are
Beginning to speak.
422
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:27,234
Aha! Did one of you have
A grandfather?
423
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,268
- yes!
424
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:29,769
Yes, I had a grandfather!
425
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:34,241
- and was your grandfather
By any chance a man?
426
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,875
- he was indeed!
427
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,109
- hmm.
428
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,246
I'm getting something
With a "P."
429
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:40,913
A "P" word.
430
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,283
Pam. Pap. Pan.
431
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:46,253
Did your grandfather
Ever wear pants?
432
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,020
- oh, my!
You're freaking me out!
433
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:51,624
- now we haven't arranged
Any of this in advance, have we?
434
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:55,094
- I've never met this duck
Before in my life.
435
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:57,163
- t-this is ridic...Ridic...
436
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:58,265
Just plain stupid.
437
00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,467
(ship groaning)
438
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:01,368
- egads!
439
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,436
The wail of the banshee!
440
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,405
Here, stuff your mouth
With garlic!
441
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:10,577
Anybody got any thread
To sew his lips shut?
442
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,579
- that's coming from
The engine room.
443
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:15,315
T-the atomic coupler must
Have come uncoupled.
444
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:16,449
- if we don't
Fix that thing fast,
445
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,017
The whole ship will explode.
446
00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:20,820
- how far apart do you think
That coupler's separated?
447
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,222
- oh, I'd say about
An inch and a half.
448
00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:26,493
- t-this should fit just fine.
449
00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:31,163
T-the conductive properties
Of this golf ball
450
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,499
Should complete the open circuit
451
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,268
And restore t-the atomic
Power coupler.
452
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:36,403
All you have to do
453
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:37,904
Is use your minduflex ez
454
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:41,308
To sink a putt that winds
Through the machinery
455
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:42,775
That runs beneath
This open grate.
456
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:45,512
- ok, but that won't soothe
The savage fury
457
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,179
Of the paranormal.
458
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,148
- let's just give it a try, ok?
459
00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:53,520
- sure, whatever.
460
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,655
Zup!
461
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:57,590
Eep! Ooh!
462
00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:59,292
- you can do it, dodgers!
463
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,528
(ship groans)
464
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,330
Any chance we can escape
In the shuttle?
465
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:05,097
- never make it in time.
466
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:06,899
(boom)
467
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:07,900
T-then again,
468
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:10,303
I lettered in track
In high school.
469
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,071
- abandon ship!
470
00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:17,109
- I almost got it!
471
00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:21,147
(grunting)
472
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,316
Oh, man! It's stuck!
473
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:25,017
I guess we're dead.
474
00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:27,587
- been there, done that!
475
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,288
- you're the gho...G-g-g...
476
00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,724
Ooh.
477
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,059
(whistling)
478
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,761
You're the g-g-g...
479
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:37,129
You're the gho...G-g-
Gho-gho...
480
00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:38,297
- boo.
481
00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:40,433
- the ghost!
482
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:45,338
- (laughing)
483
00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:47,907
- be gone, foul spirit!
484
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:49,075
- boo!
485
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,143
- aaah!
486
00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:52,945
(screaming)
487
00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,180
- (laughing)
488
00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:56,215
- keep away, you freaky phantom!
489
00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:58,385
Eek!
490
00:21:58,451 --> 00:22:02,555
- we'll never make it.
491
00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:08,461
Wait! He did it!
492
00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:09,729
He saved the ship.
493
00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:11,263
- I never had a doubt, I.Q.
494
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:14,434
D-duck dodgers is the bravest
Space captain I know.
495
00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,703
- ooh! Oh! Oh!
496
00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:18,070
Save me!
497
00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:21,207
- and that's the last we'll
Hear of this haunted ship.
498
00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:22,675
- t-that's right!
499
00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:25,778
B-because there's no such
Things as ghosts.
500
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,347
- that's what you think, buster!
501
00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:30,783
Ha ha ha ha ha!
33294
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof