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Last week on Cheers...

Oh, Frasier, I'm sorry.

I must've fallen asleep.
what time is it?

It's pretty late. Uh...

I guess I'll go
downstairs and, uh,

sleep on the couch.

Maybe I should just go.

No, no. You don't have to go home.

You don't have to sleep
on the couch.

Just a second.

Frasier, what was that?

What was what?

I thought I heard a door slam.

You don't think those
guys are back, do you?

No, no. impossible.
I locked and dead-bolted it.

They'd need a key to get in.

Now, where were we?

Let's make this a night
we'll never forget.

Frasier?

Lilith!

Rebecca?

Am I the only one
who feels awkward here?

Where is Frederick?
I didn't see him in his room.

- He's with your mother.
- Fine. Then I'll just go

and let you do whatever it was
you were doing.

Lilith!

Lilith!

It was nice
to see you again, Lilith.

All right!

Exactly how long
has this been going on?

Lilith?

What's the matter, Sam?
You look like you've seen a ghost.

Oh, I'm sorry. You did.

Lilith, I thought you were in that, uh...

I've left the eco-pod.

For a job
at a gas station?

Well, everybody,
Lilith!

Well, my goodness, uh...

You know, the time in the pod thing
has really done you a world of...

You look so...

Your skin is, uh...

Hey, Lilith's back,
huh?

Sam, please tell me
what's been going on.

How long has Frasier
been sleeping with Rebecca?

Beg your pardon?

Did he at least have the courtesy to wait
until I was in the ground?

Lilith, Frasier's not
sleeping with Rebecca.

Oh. well, perhaps you
should tell them that.

I just saw them
in my bed together.

Rebecca and Frasier? You're kidding me.
How long has this been going on?

I'm asking you!

I can't believe--

We were just over there.

We were watching
Three Stooges tapes with him.

Maybe she was upstairs the whole time
and we didn't know about it.

After we left,
maybe he just toddled on upstairs

and gave her the old "nyuk nyuk nyuk."

Rebecca and Frasier?

Am I to understand this is
a relatively new development?

Big news to us.

Who'd have thought it?

Rebecca and Frasier,
huh?

What's next, Me and Carla?

Don't say it, Clavin.
Don't you even think it.

See that? It almost turned into a kiss.

Oh, you know what?
I think this is good for them.

They've been moping around
the last couple of months,

mooning about their love life
and everything.

They found each other.
This is very nice, I think.

Yeah. Well, hear, hear.

To Rebecca and Frasier.

To Rebecca and Frasier.

Hey, hey, hey!

I'm still in the room.

Oh, I'm sorry, Lilith.

I can't believe
this has happened.

I come home to resume my life
and find that my husband

has taken up with another woman.

Well, why don't you...

Why don't you take your coat off, sit down,
and just cool out for a while?

I can't, Sam.
I'm too wound up.

I've got half a mind to go back
to that bedroom and wring Frasier's neck.

Frasier's... aren't you being a little
out of line here, Lilith?

I mean, the guy's only being human.

You were the one who walked out
of here with another man.

Oh, God, you're right.

It's just that I wanted to come back
so badly and resume my life.

As naive and selfish
as it sounds,

I just assumed he would
be waiting for me.

Listen, go get some sleep.

I bet you in the morning,
you and Frasier can work things out.

- That's a good idea, Sam.
- Yeah.

Where am I going to sleep?

I wanted to stay at home,
and now I've got no place to go.

I got an attic you can hang
upside down in.

Sam, if you could lend me
a little money for a hotel,

I'd really appreciate it.

No problem.

Thank you.

You know,
I'll be right back.

I'm going to call my mother
and check up on Frederick.

You know, I have to say

that after being cooped up underground
for the last six months,

it's very nice
to see people again...

Even you people.

That was sweet.

- Can you believe this stuff?
- Yeah.

I'd love to see the look on Frasier's face
when Lilith walked in.

I'm sure
he was shocked.

What would you do, Norm,

if you walked in
and found Vera with another man?

Well, I'd probably buy a couple of his pencils
and send him on his way.

Frederick is fine.

I worry, though, sometimes

that my mother may be too
overprotective and smothering.

You got to watch that.
That'll really screw a kid up.

Here's your money.

Thank you, Sam.

So that pod thing
didn't work out, huh?

Suffice it to say that
Dr. Pascal and I determined that

two human beings cannot live together
underground.

You and I could,
Norm.

Would you stop
saying that, Cliff?

Lilith, here you are.
I've been looking all over for you.

What in the world
are you doing here?

I've come home,
Frasier.

Oh, my God.

I have left the pod

and I spent the last three days
on a bus to come home to you.

- I don't understand.
- Frasier...

I realize that my leaving you
was very hurtful,

and I understand your seeking comfort
in the arms of another woman.

We won't mention it.

We'll just put it behind us
and get on with our lives.

What I'm trying to say,
Frasier, is...

- You want me back?
- Oh, yes, I want you back!

Did you hear that, everybody?
Frasier and Lilith are back together again.

Oh, that makes me so happy.
Here. Free drinks on the house.

Just a minute, Sam!
I haven't taken her back.

Sorry, Mr. Peterson.

Wait, wait. Come on, now!

Now, you two kids belong together!

Come on!

The unmitigated gall!

You think you can
walk back into my life

and patch it up again
as quickly as you've destroyed it?

Frasier, I'm sorry.

She's sorry. Beers for everybody!

Come on.

Frasier, please.

More than anything,
I want our life back.

What about your boyfriend,
Dr. Pascal?

I don't love him. I love you.

Oh, really?

So you've come back
to reliable old Frasier,

have you, and for how long?

Till somebody opens
a colony on Venus?!

Frasier, don't be ridiculous.

If we go to Venus,
I think we should do it as a family.

Lilith, I have to talk
to you in private.

Okay, it doesn't have to be in private.

Lilith, listen. Please let me explain.

Rebecca, you don't
have to explain anything to her.

You and I can pick up right where
we left off.

- Really?
- Absolutely.

Come on over here,
give me a big wet one.

Frasier, let me just speak to you
in my office, please.

Oh, okay. Even better!

Sam, hold my calls,
will you?

The sofa pulls out,
you know.

Sorry things aren't working out.

Is there anything
I can do for you?

It isn't over yet, Sam.

I know my Frasier.

He doesn't take well to sudden developments,
but he'll come around.

I'm as determined to get him back
as I was to leave him.

Well, that's good.
That's good.

Frasier, um, listen.

I know that Lilith coming back
changes everything,

and so I'm just going to
step out of the picture and...

and there's no hard feelings.

That bitch!

Thinks she can waltz
back into my life

and start calling the shots?

I know that what we
almost had was very special,

but we have a very special friendship, too,

so I think that we should
just leave it at that.

Eco-pod my big white butt!

I was that close to popping her,
you know that?

If she weren't the mother of my child,
I'd have done it!

I think we should
just focus here because,

Frasier, I'm trying to be very gentle
because I want to let you down easy.

I don't want to
break your heart.

"I spent three days
on a bus..."

Well, cry me a river,
bunhead!

For God sakes, Frasier,
will you listen to me?

I'm trying to tell you something!

Oh. I'm sorry, Rebecca.

I've been rude. I apologize.

It's just I can't believe that
she's come back!

Frasier...

You know, what we almost did...

I think it would've
been real special.

But I think maybe it's better that we
just remain good friends.

I suppose you're right.

Well, what might have been, huh?

For what it's worth,

I'm sorry things
didn't work out.

Hi. Can I talk to Rebecca alone, please?

Bar business.

Sure, Sam.

Oh, God, Sam,

why do I always
screw everything up?

All I was doing was
giving a friend a ride home.

And then, you know, things happen...

You know, a kiss leads to a hug,

and a hug leads to the bed,
and then the wife comes in

and wants to know what you're
doing there.

Why do I always
make such a mess of things?

So who was better,
me or Frasier?

God!

What, I don't
have feelings, too?

Frasier, I know
that I've hurt you,

and I realize now that the only way
to get you back is to beg,

so here I go.

I'm sorry, Lilith,
begging won't work.

I'm not going to hang around
and be the safety net

every time you fall from
one of your flights of fancy.

That boat has sailed.

That gate has closed.

Alice doesn't live here
anymore.

Damn you, Frasier, I know that
somewhere inside of you,

you still have deep feelings for me,
and I'm willing to wait.

If I have to wait 100 years,
I'm going to get you back.

You hear that, guys?
Come on, free beer.

Let's go.

Oh, Lilith.

Louis.

Pascal, what are you doing here?

Don't try to stop me, Crane.

I've come to take Lilith
back to our home under the dirt

Where we're safe.

Louis, I'm not
going back there.

How can you abandon
the oneness of our subterranean life

for this world of surf ies?

"Surface dwellers."

Because this is where I want to be.

Our experiment failed, Louis,
and so did our love affair.

I'm not leaving without you, Lilith.

I demand that you
accompany me this instant.

And if I don't?

Then I'll be forced to shoot you
and everyone else in this bar.

What's it going to be?

Louis, I'm not going back with you,

so I guess you're just going to have
to shoot us.

Welcome back, Lilith.

I'm warning you.

Unless Lilith agrees to go back
with me, you're all dead.

You don't scare me, Pascal.

Yeah? Why not?

Because I happen to own every copy
of "Soldier of Fortune" ever published.

I'm telling you people,
no ifs, ands, or buts,

that there's no working pistol
with that configuration.

I did miss the Christmas issue.

All right, get back. Get back!

Don't push me.

The importance of the eco-pod
is far greater than any one human life.

Sam...

John, John, it's not a good time.

Sam, I've put up with your
rock 'n' roll music,

your loud parties, and your fights,

but now you've shot Ruben the Busboy
in the foot.

He's an undocumented alien
without health insurance,

and that puts me in a bit of a jam.

A bigger jam.

Everybody but Lilith
behind the bar.

All right, answer the phone,
but act natural.

Cheers.

Just a second.

Mr. Peterson, it's Mrs. Peterson.

It's my wife.

Um, I'll get rid of her.

Woody, cover me.

Uh, Vera? Yes, yes, I know it's late.

See, we're being held hostage
by a mad gunman, and...

What do you mean,
I've used that one before?

No, no. You see... whoa, whoa, honey!

Honey, hey!

Put the gun down,
Louis.

Why are you
being so foolish?

Because I can't
live without you.

I miss you,
and Dr. Jaworski misses you, too.

Dr. Jaworski?

What, there were three scientists
in the eco-pod?

Did you sleep with him, too?

Dr. Jaworski isn't a scientist.

He's Louis' imaginary friend.

Did I forget to mention
that Louis is insane?

It turns out he's claustrophobic.

We discovered that little fact about 30 seconds
after they closed the steel doors.

Hey, guys, I know you're having
a party in there. Let me in.

Who's that at the hatch?

That's nobody. Nobody important.

We'll see about that.

So what's the big secret?
What's going on?

Paul, we're being held hostage!

Fine.
Then don't tell me.

Get with the others.

Actually, I don't belong with the others.

I never quite fit in. Ask anyone.

- It's true.
- No.

Shut up! Shut up!

Get behind the bar!

Go on.

All right, Lilith, if you want to play
the waiting game,

I'm prepared to play along.

I'll give you just ten minutes
to make up your mind.

If you won't leave with me then,

I start shooting.

And this is the man
you wanted to marry?

Who says I wanted
to marry him?

Two days ago, I got a Mailgram
saying you wanted a divorce!

Correction. I sent that Mailgram.

I thought that with you out of the way,
Lilith and I would be free

to spend the rest of our lives together.

But then Lilith escaped.

By the way, it was very clever of you,

putting that paper mache bust
of yourself in your cot.

I must admit, I kissed it more
than once before I got wise.

You have nine minutes left.

I got a plan. Come here.

Lilith, here's the plan--

Okay, you go back to
the eco-pod with Pascal.

And then what?

And then the plan's done.

Don't panic. I know Louis.

He's a little upset right now,
but he's essentially harmless.

He won't do anything that
would cause anyone any harm.

The hell I won't!

I'll shoot everyone in this bar
if I have to to get you back.

Listen. Okay, okay.
Listen, listen.

All right, I got it.

How about I sob uncontrollably

and lose control
of my bodily functions?

Cliff, is that a plan?

No. Actually, it's more of a warning.

No, no! Wait, I've got one!

Come here.

I'll go up there
and I'll come on to him.

I'll flirt with him
and I'll distract him.

Any other thoughts?

Anyone?

You're a psychiatrist.
Talk to the man.

You must be trained
in some kind of technique.

I was afraid somebody
would bring that up.

All right, all right.
I do recall taking some sort of an oath once.

Good luck. Good luck.

Keep your distance, Crane.

Okay.

I just want to talk to you, Louis.

Do you mind if I call you "Louis"?

Listen, Louis, I've been there.

I've felt the hurt.

I've felt the abandonment.

I felt what it's like when a woman tears
your entire life apart.

Believe me, I've been there, my friend.

Even just looking at Lilith now

brings back all the pain and the torment
I've suffered every second

for the last six months.

Please, put the gun down, Louis.

See, I got through it.

So will you.

Just put the gun down.

Nice speech, Crane, but get out of my way,

or I swear to God you'll be
the first one to go!

I can't stand this anymore.

Look, Louis, if you're going
to shoot someone, shoot me.

I won't go back with you,
and you don't want me back.

I'd only make you
more miserable.

I can't shoot you, Lilith.

Well, you're going
to have to do it, Louis.

That's the only way
to end this.

Give me the gun, Louis.

I'm sorry, Lilith!

Well, Sam, thanks for another delightful
evening at Cheers.

We must do it again sometime.

I'm, uh, sorry about this, John.

Next time you come on down,
drinks are on the house.

Oh. Then it's all worthwhile.

Boy. Look at that
poor mull yak, huh?

I really pity him.

It really makes you think,
though, doesn't it?

Where's that fine line between
sanity and insanity?

Look behind you, Clavin.
You stepped over it about a year ago.

Are you all right, Lilith?

Yes, I think so.

Good.

Frasier?

Do we have any chance
for reconciliation?

I'm sorry, Lilith, but no.

I just can't go
through this again.

I understand...

And I'll respect your wishes.

Frasier, you know, I hadn't
realized just how deeply I'd wounded you

until I heard what you said to Louis.

All I can say is

please don't hate me forever.

I'll check into a hotel.

Maybe we can
meet tomorrow and...

Sort out the... divorce proceedings.

I think that would be best.

What's that sound?

Sounds like she's got a pretzel
stuck in her throat.

As hard as it may be to believe,

that is the sound of my wife...

sobbing.

Hey, say something, will you?
Just make her stop.

I'll handle this.

Now, Lilith, I'm just going
to say this once,

so hear me.

No matter
how much you sob,

no matter how much you plead,

we are not going to Venus.

Oh, Frasier!

Welcome home, Lilith.

Boy, that's beautiful.

Start pouring, Wood.