All language subtitles for Cheers.S10E14.No.Rest.For.the.Woody.1080p.BluRay.FLAC2.0.H.264-BTN_track4_[eng]

Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.

Hi, this is Cheers.
Leave a message at the beep.

Norm, this is Vera.
Please pick up.

Norm.

Norm.

Hi, this is Cheers.
Leave a message at the beep.

Norm, I know you're there.

Pick up the phone, Norm.

It's 3:00 in the morning.

I want you to come home.

Norm.

Norm.

Hi, this is Cheers.
Leave a message at the beep.

Hi, Sam. This is Vera Peterson again.

Listen,
ignore those messages.

It turns out Norm was here in bed
next to me the whole time.

And I thought
that big lump was our dog.

Who knew?

That's it.
The furnace is definitely out.

Any luck trying to get through
to the repairman?

No. it's still busy.

Well, why don't you try
calling someone else?

What kind of manager are you
if you can't handle a simple problem like that?

Sam, this is the only people in Boston
who can service

that Guatemalan furnace
you bought on sale.

Well, keep trying.

It's ringing.
Hello? Hi there.

Yes, our furnace is on the blink.

Um, it's the little Diablo model,
the gray one.

It's a full-duct forced-air model.
Huh?

Um, let's see, 55,000 BTUs.

BTUs.

How do I know what that stands for?
You're the Guatemalan.

Carla, good news.
I've given it a lot of thought,

and I've decided to offer my employees
a group medical plan.

Oh, that's great, Sammy.
What changed your mind?

It's the right thing to do.
You guys need it, you deserve it.

It's important to you.

Plus they passed some kind of law.

All right, the thing is,
fellas, listen up.

To qualify for the group rate,
I need one more person to sign on.

Thank God, Sammy. You don't know
what it's like to walk around uninsured,

knowing you might get hit by a bus,
or need an operation,

and hey take your house and your savings,
and that might not even be enough.

You saved my life, Sam.

Actually, Paul, I was kind of thinking
of offering it to Norm.

Hey,
congratulations, Norm.

Woody, why do I have to have
this bag on my hand?

It's for the grand unveiling.

Hi, Kelly. Why do you have
that bag on your hand?

It's to cover up the beautiful engagement ring
that Woody just bought me.

Oh, way to be anticlimactic, Kelly.

There. Ta-da.

Wow, what a beauty.

So, what's going on
over here, you guys?

We saw Kelly coming in
with a bag on her hand.

It's for the grand unveiling
of her engagement ring.

Damn. We thought there was going to be
a puppet show.

Well, I've got to get going, Woody.

I'm meeting my lawyer
about the prenuptial agreement. Bye.

You guys have a prenuptial agreement?

Sure. Oh, I love her,
but I'm not stupid.

God forbid things don't work out,

I don't want to lose
half my stuff.

Good thinking, Woody.

So, uh, Wood, that's a nice ring.

Have her parents seen it yet?

No, they will in a couple days.
They're gonna throw us an engagement party.

A party? Cool.

Her grandmother's even coming
all the way from Florida.

She's kind of the head of the family.
From what I hear, she's pretty scary.

She's bossy, mean, and tough as nails.
You wouldn't want to mess with her.

Oh, yeah? Bet you my ma
could take her.

Gloves or bare fists,
open hand, closed hand, I don't care.

Well, I've drawn up
a list of names

of the people I want
to invite to the party.

The only problems is I only
get to invite a few.

Where do you draw the line?

Well, Woody, something that
Lilith and I find helpful

when we plan a party is to simply
start at the bottom of the list

and eliminate the least desirable.

Okay, Cranes are out.

Thanks, Dr. Crane, that was helpful.

So, uh, Woodso,
how much the ring set you back?

Well, they say when you buy
an engagement ring,

you're supposed to spend
the equivalent of six months' salary,

but it looked kind of naked
without a diamond in it.

So how much are we talking,
over a grand or what?

Well, the salesman said
that it's bad luck

for the couple to know
how much the ring cost.

Woody,

how are you going
to afford that on your salary?

Don't worry, Sam,
I'm getting a night job.

You're going to go do another job

after you leave here
at 2:30 in the morning?

Yup. Graveyard shift.

Where?

Graveyard, Sam.

Gee whiz, say good night, Gracie.

The maintenance sticker?

I don't know.
It's pretty dark in there.

All right, hold on a second.

Carla, hand me the phone.

- Here you go.
- Thank you.

All right, I'm wiping off
the maintenance sticker now.

Well, according to this,
the heater was last serviced...

This heater has
never been serviced.

I guess you don't need--
Carla, what are you doing?

Carla, what is that noise?

Well, I'm putting
this grate back on.

You know, it's a little dangerous
to have it lying around out here.

Carla...

Now, this is not funny.
You let me out of here right now.

Fine. I'm gonna call the police.

Boy, you know,

one of our patrons
could trip on this wire.

Oh, great. Now the phone
doesn't work, either.

All right. It's closing time.
Everybody out.

Mr. Peterson, Mr. Clavin, come on.
Let's go. I'm already late.

Come on. I mean the bar closes at 2:00.
It's just now... 2:30.

Tonight it's my first night at the graveyard.
I don't want to be late, all right?

Now come on. You guys really got to go.
Let's go. Come on.

Woody, Woody, hold it, hold it.
What's the rush?

It's not like your customers
are gonna be going anywhere.

- Huh?
- Yeah.

But, you know, it is going to be
awfully lonely out there, Wood.

Oh, no, Norm, don't worry.
You'll have plenty of company.

They won't be too talkative,
what with their lips sewn shut.

You don't actually have
to see the bodies, do you?

I mean, they're in the coffins, right?

Oh, yeah, most of them are.
the ones that can afford it.

The rest of them
they put in body bags

Or sometimes just a big roll
of blotting paper.

Sometimes they're just laying about
arms and legs akimbo,

their lips drawn in a ghastly rictus.

I don't know what rictus means, Mr. Clavin.

You will by sunup, my lad.

Cut it out, guys.

All right, yeah, come on.
We'd better Toodle along.

I understand there, though, Norm,
that the brain stays alive

long after the body's lying in the coffin.

That poor, desperate soul in there
trying to scream out,

"Don't bury me. I'm not dead yet!"

But all they can muster
is one final frantic gurgle.

Oh, the gurgle.

Listen for that gurgle, Woody.
You listen for that gurgle.

Hey, you guys are just
trying to scare me, all right?

Forget it. I got a job to do.
I got a ring to pay for, get out.

- Arrgh.
- Good night, Woody.

- See ya.
- Good night, Mr. Peterson, Mr. Clavin.

Want to take a cab?

Yeah, oh, man.

Buried alive.

Give me a break.

Woody.

Will someone let me out of here?

Aah!

Mr. Peterson!

Mr. Clavin!

Excuse me, Miss, I've been sent to collect
some specimens.

Oh, they're sitting over there
on the other side of the bar.

No, I'm from the insurance company.
I need to do a blood sample on each employee.

Oh. Well, he works here.
Take him first.

Fine.

Shall we go?

Yeah, what part of the body
do you need to take blood from?

- Any part that's soft and fleshy.
- Well, have I got a treat for you.

Hi, guys.
Sorry I'm late.

Woody, you look terrible.

Yeah, I came straight
from the graveyard.

This is the worst night yet.

Why was that, Wood?

Well, a couple of guys called in sick.

And then,
we couldn't seem to bury

old Mrs. Jane Vanderhooven,
beloved wife and mother.

It's like she didn't want to go down.

First the backhoe broke,

and we had to dig the hole by hand,

and then ground was frozen

and broke the handle on the shovel.

And then the coffin kept popping open.

You never get used to that, Sam.

Don't suppose you do.

And then when we finally buried
old Mrs. Jane Vanderhooven,

beloved wife and mother,

there was this strange
gurgling sound. And...

I knew it was probably just
old Gus finishing his shake,

but, well, you don't
want to take chances

on something like that,

so I had to dig her up and check it.

What a night.

I don't think you're gonna make it, man.
This job's gonna kill you.

Oh, Sam, I gotta earn enough money
to pay for the ring.

It helps to do that
every now and then.

Thank you, Mr. Peterson.

Who's next?

How about you?

No. Actually, I don't work here.

I'm just one of the moms in the neighborhood
who comes in to help out.

Take him.

Woody, wake up.
The man's waiting for you.

Do you work here?

Yeah. I'm sorry I'm late.

Let's go take some blood.

Just for being late?

This is the toughest job I ever had.

Man, no way I'm going
to let that quack jab me.

Carla, there's really nothing to be afraid of.
It's a very simple process.

Here, let me show you.

Darling, may I?

They'll simply take your arm.

They'll have you make a fist.

Then they'll place a tourniquet here,
exposing a vein.

Exposing a vein.

Lilith... exactly how do you work?

- All right, where's my money?
- What?

Come on, come on.
You know the routine.

I did this earlier. I give you blood,
you give me money.

You gave blood already today?

I didn't give it, I sold it.
I got a ring to pay for, damn you.

Woody, are you saying that after
four days of virtually no sleep at all,

you gave blood today, twice?

- Is that bad?
- Yes!

The body can't take
that kind of punishment.

You're suffering from a lack of blood
and a lack of sleep.

I'm surprised
you're not hallucinating.

Don't worry about me, Dr. Crane. I'm fine.

I just need a little sleep
before that party tomorrow night.

Huh, hallucinating?

Woody, why aren't you
dressed for the party?

What party?

Who are you?

Why am I covered with ants?

Hey, Kelly, what happened?
I thought the party was tomorrow night.

Oh, Woody,
didn't you tell them?

I called you days ago and told you
there was a change in plans.

Don't you remember?

I remember
you called me days ago,

and I remember you said
there was a change in plans,

but I don't know what
you're talking about.

But, okay, let's go.

All right, pal. Pal, pal.
You're not in any condition to go to this party.

I have to go, Sam. I can't disappoint Kelly.
She's the woman I love.

Which one is she, Sam?

Sit down here, Woody.

Why don't we catch up
with you?

It'll give Woody a chance to change his clothes
and pull himself together.

Actually, Sam,
that's probably a good idea.

Woody is acting kind of out of it tonight.

I mean, he's fumbling around
like he doesn't know where he is

or what he's talking about.

Have you two met?

I'll see you soon,
Woody.

Here you go, Woody.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, here.
Come on. Come on.

Pull yourself together.
Have some coffee.

Boy, it's true what they say.
Caffeine does get you going.

I figure I got about a half hour
to make a good impression

before my skin starts to blister.

No, no. You're just...

Keep your distance.

I'm not afraid to use this thing,
you know?

Oh, for heaven's sake.

Allow me. Perhaps I can be
of some assistance.

Carla. Carla, please.

Now listen, just look into my eyes
and listen very carefully to every word I say.

All he's going to do is plunge this
large-bore needle into your tissue

until it reaches a vein.
At which point the beating of your heart

will cause your blood
to gush into this vile,

filling it with a viscous crimson syrup.

Ohh.

There you go. Top her off.

Thank you.

My pleasure.

How you doing, pal?

Oh, I'm fine, Sam.

That nap in the car
on the way over really helped.

I got my second wind.

Woody, good to see you.

Ah, good to see you, too, Mr. Gaines, sir.

How do you do, Mr. Gaines?
I'm Sam--

- No. Don't introduce yourself to me.
- That's right. We met.

No. I just don't care who you are.

Mmm, mmm.

I see you gentlemen are enjoying
the smoked tongue.

Yecchh!

Look at us, Cliff.

All the years of pretzels and potato chips
at the bar have ruined us.

We finally get a chance
to broaden our horizons a bit,

educate our palate.
What do we do?

We act like a couple of bar goons
at a rich man's party.

Hey, Norm.

Woody, I'm so glad
you're here.

Grandmother can't wait
to meet you.

And I can't wait to meet her,
Kelly Gaines.

Is he okay?

Yeah, he's fine. He's just been working
24 hours a day

for the past four days.

Is that a lot?
I'm not part of the work force.

Oh, look, there's grandmother now.

- Oh, my God! Sam, save me.
- What? what?

It's Mrs. Jane Vanderhooven,
beloved wife and mother.

- Who?
- The dead woman from last night.

- I could never forget her face.
- Oh, come on, Woody.

I should know. I dug her up three times.

Hey, Woody, Woody, Woody.
Stop it, man. You're hallucinating.

Remember what Frasier said
about lack of sleep?

That's her, Sam.

No, Woody, it is Kelly's grandmother.

Check her head for a shovel-shaped dent.

I'm not saying we did it,
but, okay, it was late,

and we got a little careless.
Why are you interrogating me?

I'm not on trial here!

- You're Woody Boyd, aren't you?
- See, Sam? She remembers me.

Kelly's told me so much about you.

So, you're interested in getting married.

Perhaps you and I should
have a little talk, in private.

That's a good idea.
We should sit down and do that sometime.

Well, no time like the present.

Why don't you join me
in the library?

Right in here.

Tell my parents I loved them.

All right, Cliff ie, I got one. I got one.

Little Orphan Annie.

That's a good one, Normie,
but I didn't see it

'Cause I got cataracts.

Hey, guys. Look at this.

Oh, Sammy, come on. Tongue jokes
were funny like a half hour ago.

Don't just stand there,
young man.

Come and sit down
beside me.

Are you cold?

I'm freezing.

I seem to be cold
all the time these days.

Feel my hand.

If you don't mind, I'd rather not.

Are you afraid of me,
young man?

What? Me? Scared? You?

Ha ha. Never.
What crazy talk.

Well, I can't think
of any reason

Why a fine young, strong,
healthy young man like you

should be afraid of
a helpless old lady like me,

unless it's because
you tried to bury me alive last night.

Aah!

Aah!

What are you doing?

I hit her with the shovel,
and she's come back for me.

- What?
- And you fell for it.

Mother, what are you talking about?

I was just having fun
with the young man.

I got the idea when I heard
that he was working in the graveyard.

It was too rich to pass up.

Wait a minute. How did you
find out about that?

Oh, that's the wonderful thing
about a hearing aid.

When you turn it up,
you can hear all kinds of things.

Incidentally, Elliot,
you're out of the will.

Sorry, Elliot.

- You mean this is all a joke?
- That's right.

Well, you crazy old--

Woody, what are you doing?

Get him out of here.

Hold it!

This young man...

This young man may be gullible--

Oh, let's be honest, slow.

But he had the backbone
to stand up to me,

which no one else in the family
has ever had the courage to do.

I think you're going to be
very good for Kelly.

In fact, I think you're
gonna be good for all of us.

I give you my blessing.
welcome to the family.

Now let's eat.

Can I go to sleep now?

Sure.

Say, uh, Rebecca.

For 10 bucks, I'll tell you how to
get even with Carla

for closing you up in the wall.

Okay.

Here's her purse.

Toss it back into the duct.

When she goes in after it,

screw the vent cover back on.

That's a good idea.

Whoo.

Whoa. Wait a minute.

That's my purse.

Oh.

Sorry.

Oh, my God.