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Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.

Hey, Miss Howe, I was over
at the magic shop today,

and look what I got
for Halloween. Aah!

It's the old
bloody thumb.

Ick.

You just hide it
somewhere

and then get ready for the fun.

This was a Halloween
night tradition

around our house.

Woody, please don't tell me
how that got started.

I thought we could
use it tonight

to scare the guys from
Gary's Olde Towne Tavern.

Woody, it's not scary, it's gross.

That's 'cause you haven't
seen it in action.

I'll try it out on Mr. Peterson.

Wood, can I have a refill?

Sure thing, Mr. P.
Way ahead of you.

All right.
Yuck.

What the hell is that?

The old bloody thumb.

Didn't it scare you?

No. Actually, it was really
more gross than anything else.

Told ya.

Here's another beer, Norm.

Oh, thank you,
Rebecca.

Thank you, Woody.

All clear
in the back, Sammy.

Yep, Same in the office
and the basement.

All right, everybody, let's
try and stay ready for them.

Ten-four, Sam.

Listen to you people.

Every Halloween, you go
on this ridiculous alert,

waiting for Gary
and the deadbeats

from his bar to come
over here and scare you.

I mean, you're tense all day,
you're checking under the tables.

You're even afraid
to go to the bathroom.

Well, we go upstairs
to Melville's.

Hey, it's once a year.

Well, I think you guys
should just call it off.

I mean, I think
it's really childish.

Excuse me? Childish?

Sweetheart, this is bar versus bar.

We will use any weapon
available to us.

Water balloons, stink bombs,
whoopee cushions,

and fake vomit.

Yes, fake vomit.

Now, how childish is it?

Remember last year,
we sent Cliff ie over there

wearing nothing but
a pair of Speedos?

Those people were
screaming like banshees.

Well, I was making
a scary face.

- Hey, Sam, I'm back.
- Oh, look.

A bumpkin
with a pumpkin.

Yeah, it's from my
building's roof garden.

I entered this contest
the local merchants are throwing

for the best
jack-o'-lantern.

First prize is a cruise
around Boston Harbor.

They say it's three hours
you'll never forget.

Especially if it's low tide.

Woody, it's hard to believe you grew
such a hardy specimen in the city.

Oh, yeah. The trick is
to give it lots of care.

I took a seed
from last year's pumpkin,

planted it, and watched
over it like a daddy.

I'd even lie in bed at night thinking,
"I wonder how the pumpkin's doing."

Pruned it, weeded it,
checked the soil.

I even talked to it.

I think they like that.

Arrgh!

Farm boys love
their Halloween!

I always hated this night.

Why?

When I was a kid, my folks
used to move around so much

that they never really got to know
the neighbors, so they didn't trust them.

So when all the other little kids
had their costumes on

and they were trick-or-treating,
all I was allowed to do

was stand at our front door
and pass out candies.

I could hardly wait
till I was an adult

So I could enjoy
Halloween, you know,

and not spend all my time
serving everybody else.

Wow, that's too bad.

Would you pass those
pretzels, please?

God!

I sympathize
with Rebecca's parents.

I, for one, will not
allow my child to go

trick-or-treating
through the dangerous city streets.

What luck. I got the last
Spider-man costume for Frederick.

And look what he can use for webs.

Frasier, we need
to have a discussion.

Oh, no.

Don't tell me,

you have a thing against Halloween, too.

I don't have a thing
against Halloween.

I just don't want
my child panhandling door-to-door,

accepting non-nutritious
snacks from strangers,

dressed in a silly costume.

Darling, that is Halloween.

Oh.

Well, then I guess I do
have a thing against it.

I got an idea. Why don't you
bring the little fella by the bar?

We can, you know,
set up candy here and stuff. It'll be fun.

Well... I suppose
if it's an environment

which we know and trust,
that would be all right.

- I am not serving the little punk, Sam.
- I know. It's all right.

Do me a favor, will you?
Take this over to table ten?

Sure, I will--

God!

Hey, that's not "Funky Town"!

Do it, yeah

Turn it down, will you?
It's too loud!

I can't stop it,
Sam!

It doesn't
turn off!

Just unplug
the damn thing.

I flew with a bat
to the cemetery

That's where it's at

The tombstones were shakin'
to a crazy beat

And the mummified mummies
jumped to their feet

The ghouls and goblins
just dying to dance--

Gary.

Yeah.

Oh, oh, that's it, man.

I'm calling Gary,
and I'm telling him

the payback is on its way--

He did the vampire

Hey!

They did the twist--

Yeah--

Do it with--

He's good.

You know, this is just
the beginning.

He is gonna be doing this
all day long.

We're gonna have to think
of something to really get back at him.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

You know, something that'll
make him wish he was never born.

Something so horrible that
he'll never set foot in this bar again.

All right!
What are we gonna do?

Soap his windows!

You're going for, like,
a mild irritation sort of thing?

Oh, all right.
You know, that was just my first idea.

All right.

What? what?

What have you got?

Yeah! All right!

We have a lot of Chinese food
delivered to Gary's.

And not Moo Shu,
just the stuff no one likes.

Yeah?

And then, you know,

he'll have to pay
for it and stuff.

Sammy, we got to think
of something really good.

I mean, just for once, I'd like to be
on the winning end of a great scam.

Well, just in case,

this morning, I happened
to put on my Speedos.

- No!
- No!

Hey, Malone, I'd like
to talk to you for a second.

- Boo! Boo!
- Go on!

Oh, and I'm really, really
sorry about this jukebox.

That was the vintage one,
wasn't it?

Here, oh, I feel awful.

Let me make it up to you.

- Don't even--
- Do it with me!

You're good.

Yes, I know.

Here, I'd like to give you
a blank check.

Whatever the damage is,
just write it in.

And I'd also like to call off
all the pranks for tonight.

What's going on here?

Well, I went
to my doctor today.

He says I have abnormally high
blood pressure.

I'm 225 over 90.

Yeah, he also said if I don't start
taking it easy soon,

I could end up a lot worse,
so you see,

that's why we got to call off
everything for tonight.

So this is not one
of your pranks?

No, no, Sam. I'm on
the level here, okay?

I'm really sorry
about everything, guys.

A round of beers
on me, okay?

Just add it to the check, Sam,
all right?

Whoa, what are you
talking about? Hey.

Come on, listen, your health's
a lot more important

than a bunch of silly pranks.

Wow. You're really a great guy, Sam.

Look, I got to go.
My wife's waiting in the car for me.

She's going to take me home.

Oh, ho ho! We're going
after him tonight!

Sam, he just
told you he's sick.

Ha ha ha!

She fell for that.

"High blood pressure.

My wife's in the car
waiting for me."

Honey, don't you see
what he's trying to do?

He's getting me
to lower my guard.

Oh, this is good.
All we got to figure out now

is something that'll really
spook him tonight.

- Yeah.
- Well, Sam,

how about using the old bloody thumb?
That's pretty scary.

Come on, man.
Forget the old bloody thumb.

No chump
would fall for that.

Oh, jeez!

Helps to have
the right chump.

Maybe you gentlemen should be
thinking along the lines of high tech.

What do you mean?

Well, a hologram.

You project a three-dimensional
translucent image

of some ghoulish apparition
right into Gary's,

thereby scaring the
bejesus out of him.

Where'd you get
that idea?

Well, actually, Lilith
and her physics friends

pulled it on me
last year.

I must've pulled out
five fistfuls of hair.

Hee hee hee.

So what do you say,
guys? Hologram?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Hologram. Hologram.

Hologram! Hologram!

Trick or treat,
everyone!

Well, rather than let Freddy
have all the fun,

we decided to get
dressed up, too.

Who are you guys
supposed to be?

See, Frasier?
I told you they wouldn't know.

Well, I'm Dante Gabriel Rossetti!

And I'm his sister,
Christina.

The Rossettis are
our favorite figures

from the Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood.

Oh, yeah,

the Pre-Raphaelites.

Yeah, a group of 19th-century
artists and writers

who held an almost
childlike submission to nature.

That's very good, Cliff.
How would you ever come to know that?

I came across it
at the library.

Yeah, going through art books looking
for paintings of naked babes, right?

They really liked them fat
back then, didn't they?

Freddy is, of course,
bedecked in the garb

of superhero crime fighter,
Spider-man.

Interestingly,

Spider-man acquired
his supernatural powers

from the bite of
a radioactive spider.

I tried to explain to Frederick
what would happen if one

were really bitten by
a radioactive spider,

but he just cried.

Okay, Freddy, time for trick or treat.

Trick or treat, lady.

Here we go.
Oh, thank you, thank you.

Hey, mister, trick or treat.

Thank you very much.
You see that?

Oh, look.

I'd like to tell you
something, young man.

I don't know if you realize
how lucky you are that your parents

let you partake in
the better things of childhood.

You know, I never got
to trick or treat.

I always had to
hand out the candy.

Nobody ever gave me
any candy.

Look at that.

Good boy, Freddy.

Thank you.

This is the first time anybody
ever gave me anything.

Thank you, Frederick.

Kid's got a bag full
of Snickers

and he gives me
a Tootsie Pop.

Oh, boy, do we have
a surprise for Gary.

Those physics guys
set up the whole thing.

The hologram's incredible.

What macabre specter
will they be projecting?

Carla's disembodied head
floating over the bar.

Scary, isn't it?

What would you do if you saw
Carla's disembodied head

floating over the bar?

What I always do.
Call a cab and go home.

Oh, my Lord!

That would scare
even the most hardiest soul.

Whoa.

It's like being
in a haunted house, isn't it?

A haunted house
with free taps.

I can't wait
for Gary to see this.

He's going
to really freak out.

Oh. Here he is now.

Whoa. He was so scared
he passed out.

Gee, I wonder
what we should do.

Well, I think
the responsible thing to do

would be
to bring him to and then run.

Hey, guys?

What if that blood pressure stuff
was true?

I mean, that
could be dangerous.

Oh, come on.
Give me a break. He was faking.

He's probably
faking now.

Come on, Gary,
get up.

I don't think he can, Sam.
I don't feel a pulse.

Oh, come on,
you got to be kidding.

No, Sam.

Gary's dead.

Good morning.

Morning, Sam.
It's a dark day.

Oh, come on, you don't
really believe

that Gary's dead,
do you?

Do you?

I beg your pardon.

You were there. You saw
with your own eyes what happened.

This is Gary
we're talking about.

You can't trust him,
ever.

He's pulling
a stunt.

The police and the coroner
confirmed it, Sam.

He could've
hired them to trick us.

Sam...

I realize that Gary's death
is very traumatic for you.

You're obviously
in denial.

No, I am not.

I can't believe you guys.

I'll tell you what, I'll believe he's dead
as soon as they bury him.

Gary's funeral
is at 2:00 this afternoon.

This is a good one.
This is a good one.

Life is so unfair.

Yes, Woody, very often
we feel that way

when someone close
to us passes on.

I'm talking about
the pumpkin carving contest.

I mean, it had to be fixed.

You should've seen
the winner.

Teeth going
every which way,

uneven eyes,
stupid nose.

You should've seen
this kid's pumpkin.

Sam... Morning.

I'm Matt, the bartender
from over at Gary's.

Yeah?

We're all kind of in shock,
but I thought I should come by

and give you something
from Gary.

This is good.
Watch this one.

Oh, the bowling trophy.

Gary's prized
possession.

Gary came back
from seeing you yesterday, Sam,

all he could talk about was
how concerned you were over his condition.

He was pretty touched that
after all this time of being rivals,

when it counted most,
you really cared about him.

Wow.

That is so sweet
and so sad.

Oh, come on!
Give me a break!

The guy is probably hanging out
around here someplace.

Hey! What, are you up at Melville's,
Gary? Come on down!

- Ha ha!
- Wow.

You are cold, man.

I was gonna ask you
for a job, but forget it now.

Now, he's good.
He is really good.

Sam, stop it.
The game is over.

A man is dead.

You know, it's getting
a little bit embarrassing.

Time for you to face the fact
that Gary is dead,

that you had a hand in his death.
We all did.

That's the end of it!

Yeah, maybe you're right.

All right, I admit it.

Wah, wah, he's dead.

Come on, you guys!
He's bluffing!

I wonder how far
he's really gonna take this thing.

I'll bet he's not even in there.

Okay, so he's in there.

I still think it's a trick.

If he wants to stay
in there and suffocate,

fine with me.
It's his funeral.

Oh!

Sam, we'd like you
to be a pallbearer.

Come on, why me?
I mean, Gary hated me.

It's a shame you never knew
how much he thought of you, Sam.

He thrived
on your competition.

You brought him life.

Then you took it away.

I don't want
to be a pallbearer.

Sam, it's the least
you could do.

Oh, oh, I know what
he's gonna do.

All right, we're
walking along here,

all of a sudden
the coffin opens up,

he reaches out, and grabs my hand.
Yeah, right?

Ooh, ooh!
I'm scared, yeah.

Come on, Gar, I got ya!

Come on, open up!
Hello!

Come on out, Gary!

Come on, Gary.
Enough's enough.

It's getting chilly
out here.

Sammy? Come on.

- The funeral's been over for hours.
- No, no. You don't understand.

See, that's the whole thing
about practical jokes, the timing.

I know this. I've done this
a thousand times before.

As a matter of fact,
if I don't miss my guess,

he'll be coming out...

Right about... now.

Right about now.

Come on! You're milking it, Gary!
Get out of there!

I don't think he's coming out, Sam.

Yeah? Well, then I'm--
I'm digging him out!

Come on, Gary! Come on!

No, you don't understand,
this is a stunt!

No, come on! You hear him laughing!
I hear you!

You're laughing!
I know that!

Okay, Gary, I'm back.

You-- You can come out
and scare me now.

Oh, Sam,
he's not here.

Oh, my God...

What if he's really dead?

The thought has occurred to me, Sam.

He's gone.

He's really gone.

Gary had to go out of his way
to prove it to you,

but, yes, Sam, he's gone.

Feel like I've lost
my best friend.

Having Gary around was, like,
the one thing

that always seemed
to pull us together as a group.

Yeah, Gary really brought out
the best in us, huh?

No, Cliff ie, he brought out
the worst in us.

He will be missed.

Boy, I tell you,
I've done a lot of things that I regret,

but I'll never be able
to make up for this one.

You know, maybe it's time
I stopped acting like an overgrown child.

I mean, a man is dead
because I did not have

the maturity to know
when to stop.

Never thought I'd say this, but

I miss Gary.
he's a true friend.

That would've made
a better eulogy

than, "get out of there, Gary."

I feel so empty.

Excuse me.

Woody, come--
Come back here.

Aw, come on, Woody.

God, it's all my fault.

Hey, Woody?
Come on, man.

You don't want to cry
by yourself in there.

Come on.
Come on, man.

Come on, listen.
Hey, hey, listen to me.

We all feel bad.

Do you, Malone?

Do you really?

Aah!

Trick or treat!

You-- You were all
in this together?

Hey, the whole city of Boston
was in on this one, Sam.

Come on, you're supposed
to be on my side.

But it was
really funny, Sam.

Yeah, but you're my pal, man.
Come on.

It was really, really funny, Sam.

Sammy, I told you.
I told you I wanted to be

on the winning end
of a great scam.

That was a clue.

But you never really gave
that Chinese food thing a chance.

Hey, too bad
you can't get back at me, Malone,

but you're a big boy now.

You don't wanna play pretend

'cause people could get hurt!

Whoops!

This, I believe, is mine.

Oh, wait! Hey!
The game is not over, Gary!

Hey, listen, I'm gonna find
something to scare you!

I swear to God I am!

Here, use this, Sam.

Ooh, yeah, yeah!

Bloody thumb!
Bloody thumb!

Ooh! Ooh!