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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,752 --> 00:00:04,379 Cheers fs itlmed oefore 2 live stycio audience. 2 00:00:08,91 --> 00:00:10,52 Young man, a leer, please. 3 00:00:10,219 --> 00:00:13,764 Fiey... You're On Sunday morning TY, aren't you? 4 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:14,890 Indeed. 5 00:00:15,57 --> 00:00:17,59 Are you Dawid Brinkley? 6 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:18,60 No. 7 00:00:18,227 --> 00:00:19,436 ā€˜Sam Donaldson? 8 00:00:19,603 --> 00:00:20,979 Giveninevalloneae 9 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:23,732 Oh! 10 00:00:24,24 --> 00:00:26,818 Arent you the Guy wio keeps the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling 11 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:29,446 irom tearing cacn other's hair ou? 12 00:00:29,613 --> 00:00:30,781 You could saly tat. 13 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:33,116 Your money's no good here: 14 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:34,368 Actually, 15 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:36,703 rm John McLaughlin Mimntinemmodenaton 16 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:40,123 of a political roundtalble called The McLaughlin Group. 17 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,584 Oh. Well, that'll be $2.50. 18 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:06,335 Good evening. 19 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:08,253 Welcome to Cheers 200, 20 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:09,755 I’m John McLaughlin. 21 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:12,382 A little more than eight years ago, 22 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:14,885 2 pseudo-intellectuall college student 23 00:02:15,52 --> 00:02:18,805 walked lintto a bar and met a recovering alcoholic 24 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,808 ex-relief plticher ror tne Boston Red Sox. 25 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,143 Hello? 26 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:24,603 Sam? 27 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:28,607 Are you Sam? 28 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:30,776 - Yes, he’s here. 29 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:32,110 Someone named Vicky, 30 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:33,862 No, no, no, no, no. 31 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,657 No. She knows you're here. 32 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:38,33 | cole her you're ere. 33 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:39,201 Well... 34 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:41,578 Now, look... 35 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:46,792 He had to step out. 36 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:48,418 Where? 37 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:51,380 Well... 38 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:53,507 | tnink whet happened is, lne..4 39 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:55,717 He had... 40 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:57,844 ne had to go to mime class! 41 00:03:01,14 --> 00:03:04,810 Thet week, America was supremely uninterested. 42 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:07,604 Cheers ranked number 77 43 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:11,191 Out of a possilole /7 television shows. 44 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:13,318 Last season, 45 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:16,571 tt was the number 1 relevision show iin America 46 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:19,74 On this, tie occasion 47 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:21,868 of the 200 episode of Cheers, 48 00:03:22,35 --> 00:03:24,871 we willl be showing some of the many highlights, 49 00:03:25,38 --> 00:03:28,834 of the first 199 episodes, 50 00:03:29,00 --> 00:03:32,838 as well as talking to the originators, the cast, 51 00:03:33,04 --> 00:03:34,923 anol tne Current Caratalkkers} 52 00:03:35,90 --> 00:03:39,636 of tine Ite bar in Boston where everybody knows your name, 53 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:41,471 We'll oe right back. 54 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:44,891 It's like I'm in complete control of people’s destinies. 55 00:03:45,58 --> 00:03:46,59 - Oh, yeah? - Yealh, like, 56 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,937 | can make their drinks SONG they get sick. 57 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:52,524 Or | can water em clown, so they're paying for nothing... 58 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:55,485 = Or ff 1 don’t like their attitudes, 59 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:56,987 | can spit in it. 60 00:04:06,37 --> 00:04:07,497 Carla, you're not still upset 61 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:10,167 aloout tinatt Iitide argument we had the other day? 62 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:12,294 You tell me. 63 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:27,517 Oh, hey, Carla, listen, I'm somy aloout this moming 64 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:29,644 when | called you a ā€œsawec-oir witen." 65 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:39,237 Norm! 66 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:41,782 George, YOU want to tell us aloour Nom Peterson? 67 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:44,576 Well, he hangs Out in a loar. 68 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:46,703 He... 69 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:49,956 Nne's got dammed good writers! 70 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,374 Anemoon, everyloocly. 71 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,126 Norm! 72 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,921 - What's up, Norm’? - My nipples it’s freezing out there. 73 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:58,715 Wihet are you up to, Nom’? 74 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:02,219 My icleal weigint, ni | were 11 eet tall, 75 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:07,349 niey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nippin’ at your nose? 76 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:11,19 Yealn. Now let's get Joe Beer nippin’ at my liver, hulh? 77 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,523 Whats going on, Mr. Peterson’? 78 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:17,734 Let's talk alooutt what's going in Mr. Peterson. 79 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,361 riey, whats happening, Nom?) 80 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:21,488 Well, it's a dog-eat-clog world, Sammy, 81 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,698 and I'm wearing Milka SOneuincenveale 82 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:29,746 Norm's a very loyall guy. 83 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:33,750 Uniiorunately, his priorities are 2 little oft out of whack. 84 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:36,670 ries loyall to tie lar tirst, 85 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:39,297 and, you know, to his marriage... 86 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:41,424 somewnere cown te line, but ihe is loyal. 87 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,970 You can't go sneaking out nights on somebody you love. 88 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:47,931 - Woody, you have tto believe thet trutii and... - Norm, fit's Vera. 89 00:05:48,98 --> 00:05:51,142 I'm not here... honesty are the comerstones of a marriage. 90 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:55,21 | promised Vera I'd pick up some Chinese food. 91 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,481 Oh, that’s nice of you, Norm- 92 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:59,276 Well, | spilled tt on the floor this morning. 93 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:04,30 Sheesh! Women. 94 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:07,409 You can't live wihih ā€˜em. Rassmhenoeemnuitss 95 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:12,747 riley, Nom, how come you and Vere never had any kids? 96 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:14,666 | can’t, Coach, 97 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:16,42 (See, |’ sorry, Norm. 98 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:19,212 | look et Vera, | just can't 99 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:23,592 See you in the moming, | guess, huh? 100 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:24,926 Yealn, | may be a little late! 101 00:06:25,93 --> 00:06:27,679 Ohi, that's okay. inaclarkevannacley 102 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:32,58 | came, | drank... 103 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,852 | stayed. 104 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,816 What's the mater, Norn? 105 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:43,528 Aw, noting. Just my shorts are binding up on me. 106 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:53,163 Just, ul, you know, stand up and straighten ā€˜em out a little. 107 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:56,875 Nal. I'll give ā€œem five minutes. SOMEMMESRUNE VES CIIECOMe ce 108 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,798 "ve been clown this roac/ a few times myself, 109 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:05,383 ANG tAKE hc irom @ oro, 110 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:08,762 here is one thing you always have to do before you tell a guy you love him. 111 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:11,473 =- What's that? - Lose the mustache. 112 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:19,230 Rhea, tiell us about Carla: 113 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:21,608 Well, she's @ SUFVIVOF. 114 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,526 She’s a realist. 115 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:25,695 She's very fertile. 116 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:34,371 | cannot let any man touch me, talk to me or me, 117 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:37,165 or I'll be shooting out kids like a Pez dispenser. 118 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:41,836 DO you think that she's mean? 119 00:07:42,03 --> 00:07:45,256 No. | dont think she’s mean. | think that she’s honest, 120 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,841 Frasier, you're lorilliiantd 121 00:07:47,08 --> 00:07:49,94 ā€˜That is one of tine most lorilliant ideas you've ever had, 122 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,388 ane you've had 2 lot of lorilliant icleas. 123 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:52,764 Thank you, Carla. 124 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:54,933 See, Woodly? It works, Bonehead bought fit. 125 00:07:58,61 --> 00:07:59,396 Nothing wrong with sweeting. 126 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:01,898 | myself have perspired ONncS oF twice. 127 00:08:02,65 --> 00:08:03,608 We could grow fice. 128 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:07,779 Give me a little something with heir on ft 129 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:09,72 Here | am. 130 00:08:13,76 --> 00:08:14,202 So... 131 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:15,495 you married? 132 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:16,913 Yes, Guike happily, 133 00:08:17,80 --> 00:08:19,582 ā€˜100 load. Gould’ve been my first Englishman. 134 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:21,42 Oli, NO, NO, NO, Wail. 135 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:23,878 ā€˜There was that one other guy, but he was so whiite, 136 00:08:24,45 --> 00:08:25,714 | Kept losing linn in the sheets. 137 00:08:28,49 --> 00:08:29,884 Does everyloody like Carla? 138 00:08:30,51 --> 00:08:30,927 = Oh, yea. - Oh, yeah. 139 00:08:31,94 --> 00:08:32,679 You have to. 140 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:37,475 Did Carla like Diane Chamloers? 141 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:39,60 - No. - No? 142 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:40,478 Sutiice it to say, 143 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:43,732 ine insists on making mountains out of molehiils. 144 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:46,109 a padded bra? 145 00:08:50,71 --> 00:08:51,990 | can no longer hold my tongue. 146 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:54,409 Want me to do it? 147 00:08:57,120 --> 00:09:01,291 Fie has saved huncreds, naly, thousands of troubled marriages. 148 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:05,86 Its even rumored tinat lhe had a hand in helping Chuck and Di. 149 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:07,922 Speaking of that, why cont you upchuck and die? 150 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,52 Do you like Clitr? 151 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,553 No. 152 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,13 You dont like Clair? 153 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:18,16 Its & little known tact that 42% of all deatins in America 154 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:20,60 are caused loy accidents in tne home. 155 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:21,895 156 00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:26,191 Yeah, you'd never catch a woman of mine 157 00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:27,776 leading me around loy tine nose 158 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:30,820 No, lout you might catten her sunning herself on a rock. 159 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:35,325 What a patihietc cisplaly. 160 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,786 im ashamed God inaceMmexaunnaln 161 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:41,372 | dont think Gods doing a lot of bragging albout ft, either. 162 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:46,628 lf you go baek in history and take every president, 163 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:48,755 you'll fine that tine numerical value 164 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,840 Or Gach letter In tineir last name 165 00:09:51,07 --> 00:09:54,302 was equally civisiole into the year in which they were elected. 166 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,930 - All right. - See, 167 00:09:57,97 --> 00:09:59,265 ! toured it Out, and by my calculations, 168 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:02,560 OUr Hext presicient nas to be named... 169 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,562 Velnick MceWaWad 170 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:08,399 171 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:10,819 Well, Clit, according to Clit, would... 172 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:14,989 ned be the wing nut that holds Westem civilization together. 173 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:21,204 Fle... ACCOFEING to me, ne’d just be a winged nut. 174 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:24,749 you've got a big mouth, Clavin. 175 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,252 riey, he happens to be right, you know. 176 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:30,630 Yealh, its a genetic quirk in the Clawin fannily 177 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,423 ine we alll have iwo exira testa. 178 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:35,176 YOu $66, tiat’s tie only way that we can prove 179 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:38,138 nat we are tie rightiul heirs to the Russian throne. 180 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,683 Fiello in there, Clini. 181 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:47,897 ā€˜Vell me, what color is the sky in your world? 182 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:53,111 You know, | happen to be a bit of an expert on tapeworms. 183 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:57,240 it alll goes, ul, It alll goes loack to my eighth-grade science fair. 184 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,617 You know, everyoody else hac rabbits and guinea pigs. 185 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,36 | had a tapeworm. 186 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:04,497 = Really? - Yeah, So | couldn't go. 187 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:10,503 Or was that, uh, was that a ringworm’? 188 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,130 Check, please! 189 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:15,08 Yealn, Oy, OY, |bOY.. 190 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,552 Me and parasiies- don’t get me started. 191 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,972 Jon, Is there, is there a part of you in Clif? 192 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:24,851 Oh, yealh, | am tascinatted oy fascinating facts, yeal. 193 00:11:25,18 --> 00:11:26,519 is there a part of Clif in you? 194 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:27,979 | Wear Wine SOCKS 195 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,359 Well... 196 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:34,861 - Yeah... - | tell ya... 197 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:36,738 Is that... 198 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:39,199 Clini’ Clavin or is that Don rio, hulh? 199 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,658 Ah... 200 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:43,786 Where ya been, lucy? Sole walanjavglStaewiesonyg 201 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:47,874 Oh, easy mistake, Norm, but, no, | got this tan right here in Beantown, 202 00:11:48,41 --> 00:11:51,169 Is that at the new lan and Wash ve been hearing so dang much about? 203 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:52,629 That’s right, Normie. 204 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,506 And oy tine way, cid you realize that the tan first gained popularity 205 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:57,550 as the Bronze Age? 206 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,385 Creat, great, well, I’m sold: 207 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,388 Oh, and, ly the way, look how wihnitte | used tio be. 208 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:09,229 During ie Course of tne history of Cheers, 209 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,314 vou lost a Gnaracter, 210 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:13,24 - You lost a man. = Right. 211 00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:18,821 Nick Colasanto, who played the part of Emie Pantuso, the Coach. 212 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,907 Nickie was like a tattier, | mean, he came... 213 00:12:21,74 --> 00:12:22,659 Fie Was tne iauner and Woody's the kid, 214 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:25,954 | mean, that was, ulh... Nicky was tie... the sage 215 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,289 rie used {to saly ne used to play the character 216 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,540 Mike €1 12-year-Old. 217 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:33,378 rie would sit and listen to everyoodly like mine Vainacdexeomoletersemses 218 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:35,338 | don't know ir you know the set, 219 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:36,839 Out Ne'S Sul, Ne'’sS Sulll Present. 220 00:12:37,06 --> 00:12:39,384 We put a picture of Geronimo that Nicky had in his dressing room, 221 00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:41,970 we putt that on the upstage wall of Cheers 222 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:44,222 so he’s sull present andl, UlN... 223 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:47,225 Fie was a former coach in professional baseball? 224 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:48,935 Fle was Sani’s coach, yeah. 225 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,396 rie had a record in the minor league being hit by a pitch 226 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,147 more than any other Person... 227 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,857 | mean, winat I'd co was, 228 00:12:55,24 --> 00:12:58,278 re get up there and lean my bocly into the pitch, right. 229 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:01,364 And, well, sometimes | took one right in the old melon, but... 230 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,283 | mean, | really... 231 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,951 | reallly made a science out of It 232 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,869 | became a master. 233 00:13:07,36 --> 00:13:09,80 = Well, here, ty to miss me. - Of. 234 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,85 Okay, here we go. 235 00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:17,839 "mm not gonna get I anywhere near hin, 236 00:13:18,06 --> 00:13:19,632 That's tie wnole point. 237 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:27,390 Oh! 238 00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:29,934 I'm on my wely to tirst Wino9! 239 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:33,62 Nicky was amazing. He was 2 director... 240 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,772 Accomplished clirector, teacner... 241 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,65 A very, very, very loright men, 242 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,359 and Ine would, like, ne would drive on the lot, 243 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,778 and he, hed say that he’d get out of his car 244 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,363 and led, psst, turn tat Otir. 245 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,782 And tien, psiew, lie was... he was Coach trom then on. 246 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:46,617 Cheers. 247 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:49,662 Yealh, just a Sec. ls there an Emie Pantuso here? 248 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,873 = That's you, Coach. - Speaking. 249 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,585 Boy, oh, boy... 250 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:58,46 ihe damnecest ting. 251 00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:00,214 I've been shivering alll the way over here. 252 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:03,384 Well, Coach, you don’t have a coat on. it’s 30 degrees outside. 253 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,95 Oh, thank Goel! | thought | had malaria. 254 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:08,639 Whew! 255 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,391 Coach, I'm having blackouts. 256 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:13,227 Kind of a nics break tn the day; isn’t it, Sammy? 257 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:16,522 - Do you remember Nick, Shelley? - Dearly. 258 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:20,234 Fle was reallly Diane's only triend, nealainencs 259 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:24,781 Fle woulld listen to Diane, ancl ne woulc] counsel ner 260 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:27,784 and oner her a kine of support and tirlendship 261 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,161 inet clidnt really come out clearly 262 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:33,373 from many of the other members in tine oar 263 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:36,84 Coach, what co you co when you are so furious 264 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,461 inant yOu have to co somewuning?| 265 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,755 Weill, I know you'll think it's kind of crazy, 266 00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:43,257 out, ula, | bang my heac on tie oar. 267 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,595 Doesn't sound crazy to me. 268 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:49,847 It might do me 2 lot of good right now. 269 00:14:50,14 --> 00:14:51,265 Well, okay. 270 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:55,311 No! No, oh, don’t! 271 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:58,106 you're so beauttiiul, So..J 272 00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:59,816 Beautiful? 273 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:02,443 Daccy, you have been saying that [oo beauttiiul 274 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,612 ever since | was a very little girl. 275 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:07,365 But look at mel Not as my father, 276 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,867 for the first time, 277 00:15:10,34 --> 00:15:13,871 tury to me as | reallly am. 278 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,337 Oh, my God! I... 279 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:24,298 | chdin’t realize how much you looked like your mother. 280 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:28,302 | KNOW. Hooke xactivalienier 281 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,847 And Mom was not... 282 00:15:36,60 --> 00:15:38,771 ...comlorialole aloout er beauty, 283 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,691 Burt thats whet mace hier more peautiiul, 284 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:48,865 Your mother grew more beautiiul every day of her life. 285 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,371 She was reallly beautiiiul. 286 00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,582 Yes! Ane sO are you. 287 00:15:57,748 --> 00:16:00,793 You're tine most oeautitiull icicl in the whole world, 288 00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:04,714 Thanks, Daddy. 289 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,564 We Wanted tO EGreae=s Were afre... 290 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,232 there are in America great neighborhood bars. 291 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,568 But not everyoody has one, and so we thought we'd give 292 00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:28,529 ror alll those poor, cleprivec! people we'd give them one, 293 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,198 Ane! tat incluciec! ourselves. We didn’t have one. 294 00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:33,618 SO Wwe One-- a place that we would like to go 295 00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:36,496 and spend time and, uli, where everybody could go 296 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,248 one night a week and, anc pe with tfirencs. 297 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,800 298 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,677 Nealimlootinen 299 00:16:54,96 --> 00:16:55,723 Let go! Oh! 300 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,99 Let go of me! 301 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,768 You get your hand out Just stop fd 302 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,311 = You had the gall! Ohl BUUSWOCISS 303 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,525 Whoa! 304 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,401 Stop thet! Come On, you guys. 305 00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:11,364 - Oh, no! Nol 306 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,199 Whoops! 307 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,494 No! 308 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:21,457 Oh, no! 309 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,880 Stop this immediately! 310 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,12 | have never loeen winess| 311 00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:38,641 fo SUGN a Silly, Sop 312 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,610 Sam Malone... 313 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:52,154 KISS your lout good-oyel 314 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:06,02 When you conceived of tne relationship between 315 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:11,674 Diane Chambers and Sam Malone... what was it? 316 00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:16,637 | think there was an intensiiy with the Sam and Diane aiair that was... 317 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,806 - Dominaung? - Yeah, very much so. 318 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,641 A reallly intelligent woman 319 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:23,352 would your line of BS a mile away. 320 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,896 - You think so? Fun? - Up-nulh. Ua-pulp. 321 00:18:26,63 --> 00:18:27,898 Yeah, well, you know, 322 00:18:28,65 --> 00:18:31,319 ve never met an intelligent woman tna ’ol want to date. 323 00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:35,573 On behalf of the intelligent women around the world, 324 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,409 may | just Say... WiNews 325 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,914 Well, I'll oe darned. 326 00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:45,916 What? 327 00:18:46,83 --> 00:18:50,546 - Nothing. | just noticed something. = Whar? 328 00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:54,759 Weill, | quess I've never LOOKE CRI OMVOUMEN ESS 329 00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,178 Something wrong with them? 330 00:18:57,345 --> 00:19:00,931 No, I... just don’t think 331 00:19:01,98 --> 00:19:02,975 I've ever Seen eyes that color before. 332 00:19:04,60 --> 00:19:07,813 AS a mattior of fact, | con't tink ve ever seen tina color before. 333 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,775 Yes, | have 334 00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:15,655 Where? 335 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:20,451 | was, | was on a ski weekend! up at Stowe. [... 336 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:25,373 WVackeoniinminnatexomexelany last person off the slope. 337 00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:28,542 The, tae sun had just gone down. 338 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,796 And tie sky became NISHINEKECIOEKCOLOF 339 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:34,965 /, | usually cont nowes things like that, 340 00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:38,177 and | found myseli kind of walking around in the cold, 341 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,347 NOpING that tt wouldnt change, 342 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,975 wishing that |, | had somebody inere to share it with me. 343 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:47,103 Then anerwards | tried to convinces myseli 344 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,939 inert I’el imagined tihat color, tna 345 00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:51,691 hunatt | hadn't reallly seen It 346 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:55,486 ā€˜het nothing on this cari could be that beautiful, 347 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:58,280 Now | see | was wrong. 348 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,372 Woulelnt work, lulaā€˜? 349 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,00 What? 350 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:13,879 An intelligent woman Wwoullel right through that? 351 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,216 Oh? Oh! 352 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,804 In a minute. 353 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:23,180 Damn. 354 00:20:28,18 --> 00:20:29,687 YOu are ine nuudest} 355 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:33,524 the stupidest, ine phoniest tiruitcake | ever met 356 00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,985 You, Sam Malone, are the most arrogant, selitcentered son= 357 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:38,529 Shut upl Shut your fat mouth] 358 00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:40,489 - Make me. - Make you? 359 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,283 My God, I’na, I’ra gonna... 360 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,660 rim GONNA OUNCES YOU Off every wall in this ofifice! 361 00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:47,747 Try it ane! you'll! oe walking funny tomorrow. 362 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,959 Or should | say, ā€œtunnier"? 363 00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:55,921 You know... YOu Know, | always wanted to Pop you one! 364 00:20:56,88 --> 00:20:58,07 Mayle this is my lucky day, huln’?) 365 00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:01,10 You clisgust mel | hate youl 366 00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:02,261 Are YOU as turned on as | am’? 367 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,138 - More! - Bet me. 368 00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,641 Whenever you think too much about something, 369 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:08,976 ne loses alll tts sense. 370 00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:11,854 i mean, Obviously we only reason why I’m with you is because | lo-= 371 00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,442 What, Sam? 372 00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:20,946 | said the reason why I'm with you is "cause | |o= 373 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:23,866 You lo...? 374 00:21:24,33 --> 00:21:27,203 Weill, you know, you know what | mean. 375 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:28,996 Well, what's the matter?) Can't you say ft? 376 00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:30,164 OMekorsaikean 377 00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:31,916 | lo-- | lo-- | lo-- | lo-- 378 00:21:32,82 --> 00:21:34,710 wher we cinerence is 379 00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:37,04 Detween YOu and a fat, braving ass? 380 00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:38,506 Nope. 381 00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:41,592 Tine tat braying ass would. 382 00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:48,808 Speaking of fat, braying asses, your're aloout to get dumped on yours. 383 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,978 row Care you slap ne! 384 00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:58,400 Dont you ever lik me againy 385 00:21:58,567 --> 00:21:59,902 Like hell. 386 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,326 You always tnink you gotta get the last one in. 387 00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:09,203 All right, all right, tine) 388 00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:12,456 > Ow! Owl Owl Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Owl] - All right, come on. 389 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,124 All right, PlCaSe, Come ON. Let go. 390 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,501 Oh, what ihe hell? 391 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,294 Will you marry me? 392 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,133 Will you marry me? 393 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:24,927 No. 394 00:22:27,12 --> 00:22:30,391 Oh, Diane, will you marry me? 395 00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:32,643 No, Sam. 396 00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:37,356 Diane, will you marry me? 397 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:41,26 That cid sounc very sincere, 398 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:49,368 ll be back here. 399 00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:51,245 | will. 400 00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:53,789 rll you In sk montis. 401 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,876 = Okay. 402 00:22:57,42 --> 00:22:59,962 ihat's peter. 403 00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:28,657 what does he co ror a living? 404 00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,826 nle’s & psycniatrist. 405 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:35,331 Wet is Frasier's pliilosopliy of llite’?) 406 00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:37,791 Fie hopes lhe can neal the human concliiion. 407 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:39,543 Come on, man! 408 00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:41,378 ell Diane you love her: 409 00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:43,213 Let some tiresh alr ancl sunlight in there! 410 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,842 - Wheat, Sam? 411 00:23:47,09 --> 00:23:48,344 I don’t like guys touching my head. 412 00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:52,56 Well, iere'’s Our next Session. 413 00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:57,353 Is Mere, ul, SOMELOMOURIME AIT, 414 00:23:57,519 --> 00:24:01,732 Sure. | would like to heal the world, yeah, 415 00:24:02,316 --> 00:24:06,487 = Fave you Nottiiied tiie worl? - In my small way, yeah. 416 00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,656 is there some of linn in you? 417 00:24:10,741 --> 00:24:13,118 Well, we co waillk the same together now: 418 00:24:17,331 --> 00:24:19,750 lam running witht scissors! 419 00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:26,507 osychologically documented 420 00:24:26,674 --> 00:24:31,345 thet all human animals have a neurotic hair-trigger response 421 00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:34,306 tO att least One of tie five sensory stimuli. 422 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,517 Well, it could oe anyining, acwallliy, 423 00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:39,645 Well, let's see, sound of the suri pounding against the shore. 424 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:43,524 ihe smell of honeysuckle on a warm summer night. 425 00:24:43,691 --> 00:24:46,944 The of a vintage Chatteauneut-du-Pape. 426 00:24:47,111 --> 00:24:51,240 rire-red tingemails dancing through your chest hair. 427 00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:56,286 A lolack-lace teclCly... 428 00:24:56,453 --> 00:25:00,499 Siraiminekagainst its fleshy cargo. 429 00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:03,168 rrasier, Man, SNAP OUT OV Itt 430 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,379 In a minute, Sam. 431 00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:10,175 - Heyl 432 00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:15,973 | was listening to a Fock ā€˜hn’ roll station on my way over here. 433 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,142 You know, to put me in tne mood. 434 00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:22,104 There was 4 passage in one of those frilbal songs 435 00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:25,858 tinat || feel... Well, is the key note for this evening. 436 00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:29,445 rleveryoodly, have fun tonight... 437 00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:33,615 EVveryoosy, wang Chung tonight. 438 00:25:35,409 --> 00:25:38,245 Dic] psychiatrist Frasier Crane 439 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:42,332 orovicile services for Diane Chambers? 440 00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:45,544 - No, that was, that was muy job! 441 00:25:51,842 --> 00:25:54,303 When Diane le Sam, and he drinking again, 442 00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:57,139 Ne was iilling the void that Diane left, 443 00:25:57,306 --> 00:25:59,224 Ane! Diane tilled her emptiness 444 00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:05,22 py toying with and... destroying... abinal 445 00:26:05,189 --> 00:26:08,442 wino's her cultural and intellectual superior in every way! 446 00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:13,614 Okay, kicls, you say ā€œhiā€ to Binkyl 447 00:26:13,781 --> 00:26:16,658 Hi, Binky! 448 00:26:21,38 --> 00:26:22,414 Binky, JO your act. 449 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:24,917 | cont have an act. I'm a psychiatrist. 450 00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:29,421 Uh-oh, frost waming. 451 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,135 (Sood airternoon, Dr. Crane. 452 00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:40,307 Dr. Sternin. 453 00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:41,850 What a lovely surprise, 454 00:26:42,17 --> 00:26:46,146 | hope | can regard that as cluility in light of today’s situation, 455 00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:48,440 rainer than sarcasm at my expense 456 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:51,568 No, that was completely alt Your expense. 457 00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:56,824 Winat tiese two people, who are such geniuses at romance, 458 00:26:56,990 --> 00:27:01,245 are irying to co Is to get you to take your hair down, 459 00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:04,998 thinking that it will stimulate me like some sort of Paviovian cog. 460 00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:10,129 So why don't you just oblige them, 461 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:12,965 get this silliness over with SO we can get on with our lives? 462 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:20,264 YOu mean like tinis? 463 00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:22,432 Precisely. 464 00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:27,104 - You know what? = What? 465 00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:28,814 iii GOING to Kiss you. 466 00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:32,693 lm gonna kiss you hare and I"m going to kiss you long. 467 00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:37,948 BUmakcanommistalcraloeumica AERO OMMORONMISSRYOUR 468 00:27:38,115 --> 00:27:39,449 In vact, I'm Going to kiss youl 469 00:27:39,616 --> 00:27:41,243 like you’ve never-- 470 00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:48,333 Oh, boy, my Aunt Edna's killar fudge brownies. 471 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,127 Oh, killers, huh? 472 00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:51,879 Yealn, they're called that becaUSentineninsiatimne 473 00:27:52,45 --> 00:27:53,714 my Unele Ford ever smelled them baking, 474 00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:56,216 ne Came running In trom the field and got hit by a combine. 475 00:27:59,94 --> 00:28:01,54 rie hung on tor a tew days. 476 00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:04,349 At the end, he was just praying to die. 477 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:05,851 Well, cat up, everyoocly. 478 00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:11,190 riley, | don't know aloourt Inciana, 479 00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:12,941 but around here, Wie MOU SEE letogethen 480 00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:14,526 to Senne another guy Off to his doom, 481 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,486 Mnings can get a litte raunchy... 482 00:28:18,71 --> 00:28:21,533 You fellas ever dress up farm animals in women’s clothing? 483 00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:26,580 No. 484 00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:28,540 Well, then, I'm one up on you: 485 00:28:30,918 --> 00:28:33,879 Woodly rlarrelson, tell us about Woody Boyd. 486 00:28:34,46 --> 00:28:36,465 ri likes other people, you know, 487 00:28:36,632 --> 00:28:38,467 and ne, Ne likes Connecing witin people, 488 00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:41,53 ana ne doesn t reallly care 489 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:43,722 to own tine lar or anything one daly. 490 00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:46,350 rie just wants to be a bartender and live in the big city. 491 00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:49,770 Woods, slie likes to clo her cushion pushing on tour wheels. 492 00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:52,648 Miss lFIowe... Really? 493 00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:54,858 You know, back where | come irom, 494 00:28:55,25 --> 00:28:56,735 We USE tO Say something about girls like that. 495 00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:59,154 - lets dere inem. 496 00:29:02,32 --> 00:29:03,283 Well, actually, Carla, 497 00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:05,452 as 4 student of the theater, A AVCROKCORIE CRY OUR 498 00:29:05,619 --> 00:29:07,329 What you were doing there is not called acting. 499 00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:09,665 - I's called improvising. = Shut up, Woody. 500 00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:12,292 Now, tna would loe cliracung. 501 00:29:15,45 --> 00:29:19,841 | take it that there's 2 big part of you in Woody Boyd: 502 00:29:20,08 --> 00:29:22,886 Yealn, | would say tine virtue in me is, ull... 503 00:29:28,392 --> 00:29:30,60 No, | mean, we're very honest. 504 00:29:30,227 --> 00:29:31,979 | don’t mean to insult you, 505 00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:33,397 out you re looking kind or puny. 506 00:29:33,563 --> 00:29:34,940 Fave you lost weight? 507 00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:36,692 is this a setup? 508 00:29:37,985 --> 00:29:39,861 Dic] Sami tell you to say that? 509 00:29:40,28 --> 00:29:42,239 No, Maram, | tole myseli’ to saly i 510 00:29:43,407 --> 00:29:44,700 Thank you, Woody. 511 00:29:44,866 --> 00:29:47,536 That's the nicest thing anyone said to me all week. 512 00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:53,417 Your hairs been looking kind of ratty, too. 513 00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:56,920 Some people say that they... 514 00:29:57,87 --> 00:30:00,549 they thought Im your last couple of episodes, 515 00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:03,385 that you've been a litte lon harsher than you normally are. 516 00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:05,512 Yealn, || agree, loy the way. 517 00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:07,639 Shut up! 518 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,768 What's the use? | don’t care anymore! 519 00:30:11,935 --> 00:30:13,103 Don’t be bitter. 520 00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:15,147 rin not lofittier, Sann. 521 00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:18,942 I'm just consumed by a gnawing hate that’s eating away at my gut 522 00:30:19,109 --> 00:30:21,111 until | can tine lolle in my mouth. 523 00:30:23,363 --> 00:30:26,658 Well, | guess | am @ Iittile fitter 524 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,827 Ehher thet or I'm coming down with something. 525 00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:31,663 Does anyoody have a lic Tact 526 00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:36,835 i? Wooely could perhaps 527 00:30:37,02 --> 00:30:39,463 rechie tiie lyrics to ā€œThe Kelly Song’? 528 00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:42,716 Let Me get In tine right key. Okay. 529 00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:45,218 Kelly, my darling You are my sunshine 530 00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:50,807 When we're togeiner mee hine 531 00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:58,398 Your smile is so lovely Your hair is so clean 532 00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:06,239 You make me reel That ine whole word is mine 533 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,77 Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly 534 00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:11,620 Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly 535 00:31:11,787 --> 00:31:13,246 Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly 536 00:31:13,413 --> 00:31:16,208 K-E-L-L-Y 537 00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:17,793 538 00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:22,631 Ajoania, Albania) 539 00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:28,387 You border on tine Achiaiwe 540 00:31:28,678 --> 00:31:31,765 (ood nicht, ladies 541 00:31:31,932 --> 00:31:34,226 (ood nicht, ladies 542 00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:36,186 (ood nicht, ladies 543 00:31:36,353 --> 00:31:38,897 We Te Going to leave you now 544 00:31:56,39 --> 00:31:58,750 Look at me 545 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:05,966 (im aS helpless as a kien in @ TEC... 546 00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:08,218 Time tO fap AabOUT 2 Conirove;rsy 547 00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:10,679 Gonna take a stand Wont Show no mercy 548 00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:13,140 Loma rolks Say Jocks shouldn't be 549 00:32:13,306 --> 00:32:15,475 Doin’ ine Spors news on IV 550 00:32:15,642 --> 00:32:17,936 / gon’ want to Near ine Jats Score 551 00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:20,355 From a puneny old broacieasting Senoo! board 552 00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:22,899 SO get YOUr SCOFES From a guy like me 553 00:32:23,66 --> 00:32:25,777 Wino Knows wnat i's like To have a groin injury 554 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:28,113 G-g-groin, G-g-groin 555 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,949 G-g-groin injury 556 00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:46,131 = She’s asleep. = Yeah! 557 00:33:29,07 --> 00:33:31,343 Boola! 558 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,805 IAS first Might of tine show, 559 00:33:35,972 --> 00:33:39,142 | mean, | really realized-= ney introduced the cast members 560 00:33:39,309 --> 00:33:43,897 and | telt the void mom tne aucliience. 561 00:33:44,64 --> 00:33:47,359 it was sort or like a silent, hormilole void... 562 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:50,904 to me, | mĆ©an, mayloe | was ine only one seeing it, hearing itt. 563 00:33:51,71 --> 00:33:53,73 it was for Shelley. 564 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,867 SO right when I... afer | came out, 565 00:33:56,34 --> 00:33:58,495 and they, you know, tney were nice to me, yeah, you know. 566 00:33:59,788 --> 00:34:02,582 "Big deal, we're not gonna like you no matter what you do." 567 00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:05,835 | willl MrOVe It tO YOu. 568 00:34:06,02 --> 00:34:09,47 | will dispel the mytn that you tum my stomach. 569 00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:10,715 | will give you a little Kiss. 570 00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:13,760 Here. 571 00:34:13,927 --> 00:34:14,970 There. 572 00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:28,900 NOWAWInaeatcoony ann | im? 573 00:34:29,67 --> 00:34:32,737 Yes? No? 574 00:34:32,946 --> 00:34:38,326 Oh, jeez, oy, why clo | even bother with you? 575 00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:40,912 Whew! 576 00:34:41,79 --> 00:34:42,706 Definite maybe. 577 00:34:43,957 --> 00:34:45,917 | heard that. 578 00:34:46,126 --> 00:34:47,544 You said "maybe." 579 00:34:47,711 --> 00:34:49,87 We acl an iclea tor a scene 580 00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:50,922 where she’s In the Oiiice and Sam comes in the office, 581 00:34:51,89 --> 00:34:53,341 They've got a et that I ne catches her with a cigarette, 582 00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:54,426 Sie will go to loed wiin lin. 583 00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:55,802 A-ha! 584 00:34:57,304 --> 00:35:01,99 Ohi, hey, where's the pool table? 585 00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:03,226 Oh, wrong room. 586 00:35:07,314 --> 00:35:09,566 She put a lit cigaretite in her mouth, 587 00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:12,360 and alll of a sudden we went, "This woman has hidden talents!ā€ 588 00:35:13,653 --> 00:35:15,280 Oh, Norm, | need your help. 589 00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:18,116 Oh, you just started. You're gonna do fine. 590 00:35:18,283 --> 00:35:19,618 Things are Gonna tum around, ISWealr 591 00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:23,455 my hairs stuck to the wail 592 00:35:26,166 --> 00:35:29,377 - its a huge risk. = Jake ft. Take it 593 00:35:29,586 --> 00:35:30,962 I’m moving to Tokyo. 594 00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:32,589 I'm gonna take over tne Japanese division. 595 00:35:32,756 --> 00:35:35,425 - | leave tonight. - Yes, darling, yes) 596 00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:38,94 Oh... 597 00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:42,223 Can | have my drink? 598 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,435 You know, you men are alll alike. 599 00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:54,778 Veal, were was II? 600 00:35:55,945 --> 00:35:58,239 You were engaged! tO ONE Of tine richest men in te world, 601 00:35:58,406 --> 00:35:59,574 Could | just have my check? 602 00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:03,78 - Are you a man? - Sure, 603 00:36:06,81 --> 00:36:08,416 I'm gonna have to break ht ot with Robin. 604 00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:10,627 Well, Its tie right ting to co. 605 00:36:10,794 --> 00:36:13,254 I'll just say to him, um... 606 00:36:15,382 --> 00:36:17,509 ' Uhatts i, sweet loaloy.ā€ 607 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,807 | think tine two of us are CUMOUMOMINEESalmMmexclounr 608 00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:26,226 | think thet we, perhaps, halve 2..4 609 00:36:26,393 --> 00:36:28,228 A iriencsliip in tne, in the making. 610 00:36:28,395 --> 00:36:32,232 We may not it yet, lout | think we have a deep, deep friendship: 611 00:36:32,399 --> 00:36:33,483 | tnink we're very similar, 612 00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:34,901 Do you think you share value systems? 613 00:36:35,151 --> 00:36:37,987 Well, | think we're equally sielllow, 614 00:36:38,154 --> 00:36:40,490 = Mr. Colcord. - Rebecca, I'll be lorief. 615 00:36:40,657 --> 00:36:41,908 You were very understanding aloout thar 616 00:36:42,75 --> 00:36:43,368 Inde Incident back in my lino, 617 00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:45,620 and | think that kind of understanding should loe rewarcled, 618 00:36:45,787 --> 00:36:48,81 So, I'd like you to have this. 619 00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:57,966 its gorgeous! 620 00:37:06,433 --> 00:37:08,59 No! 621 00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:11,479 ! shoul! like to point our that it | hac offered! 622 00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:13,106 idols loracelet to my ChargĆ© clatialires, 623 00:37:13,273 --> 00:37:14,983 sine would have snapped it up ip 2 blur. 624 00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:17,26 rien, | admire your standards, 625 00:37:17,986 --> 00:37:21,281 You know, this definitely puts you in the lead. 626 00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:24,826 Must go. 627 00:37:24,993 --> 00:37:26,911 Would you care to join me? 628 00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:29,873 Diel you hear tat? 629 00:37:32,167 --> 00:37:34,210 | am winning! 630 00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:36,04 I’m winning! 631 00:37:36,171 --> 00:37:37,797 No! Iriey, COMe... listen! 632 00:37:37,964 --> 00:37:40,341 Listen to me for a second here: Come on, you've given up 633 00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:43,52 someting very valualole and very important. 634 00:37:43,219 --> 00:37:45,138 You're gonna idols the of your litie. 635 00:37:45,889 --> 00:37:48,600 Ohl Youre right. 636 00:37:51,144 --> 00:37:52,395 willl tale tigen racsici! 637 00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,319 Oh, K's not just losing the fob. 638 00:37:59,486 --> 00:38:02,280 it's tat | was, you know, rakemeacValntage kos 639 00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:05,992 | know. | know. 640 00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:07,911 You Know, inert | was usec 641 00:38:08,77 --> 00:38:09,412 That | was just... 642 00:38:09,579 --> 00:38:12,40 you know, manipulatec| by somebody who just 643 00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:15,668 cynically wanted to get something from me. 644 00:38:18,338 --> 00:38:20,423 Malone, whet are you doing? 645 00:38:20,590 --> 00:38:22,467 I’m feelin’ bad. 646 00:38:24,385 --> 00:38:27,96 No, you are feeling prety good. 647 00:38:28,389 --> 00:38:30,16 Okay, | admit it. 648 00:38:30,183 --> 00:38:31,434 I’m not a sad guy. 649 00:38:31,601 --> 00:38:33,478 Im a happy, homy guy. 650 00:38:35,522 --> 00:38:38,107 When is Sam’s philosophy of lite? 651 00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:40,193 Service the queen bee, you know, tO... 652 00:38:44,30 --> 00:38:45,824 LOOK at tie two Of youl 653 00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:47,659 No, look att the taree of us] 654 00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:50,829 Lets look att the two of you again. 655 00:38:52,455 --> 00:38:54,374 Can we get a couple of Pifia Coladas over here? 656 00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:57,252 Sure thing. Let me just finish makin’ this Margarita. 657 00:38:57,460 --> 00:38:59,337 So, anyway, Margarita... 658 00:39:02,48 --> 00:39:04,676 All | can think aloout is getting home and jumping into bed. 659 00:39:04,884 --> 00:39:07,136 Need anyloodly to lorealk your tall? 660 00:39:09,305 --> 00:39:11,140 Guess who. 661 00:39:11,307 --> 00:39:12,851 = [ll give you a hint. 662 00:39:13,142 --> 00:39:14,310 Vermont ski lodge, 663 00:39:14,477 --> 00:39:17,146 A foarning fire and loaloy oll. 664 00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,525 Could you, ult, be more specitic? 665 00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:25,113 Whet time will you be getting off? 666 00:39:31,828 --> 00:39:34,581 - Youve been win a lot of women. = No, | have not. 667 00:39:34,747 --> 00:39:36,165 There have not peen thet many women. 668 00:39:36,332 --> 00:39:38,418 That gets exaggerated! here in the bar. 669 00:39:38,585 --> 00:39:40,461 There haven't been that many, reallly. 670 00:39:40,628 --> 00:39:42,630 riow many have tnere been? 671 00:39:42,797 --> 00:39:46,634 - Well, | dont know. Melyoe tour hun = Of....! 672 00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:49,762 rioneys, honeys. Four honeys. 673 00:39:49,929 --> 00:39:51,681 You know, Sam, 674 00:39:51,848 --> 00:39:55,768 ne Ghuren does recommend chastity to unmarried people. 675 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,316 Oh, I’m sonny. Vvou're serious. 676 00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:04,652 FOr tine Sake Of OUT iiriencsiip, 677 00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:06,446 | am just gonna resist 678 00:40:06,613 --> 00:40:09,282 and that’s all tere is to it 679 00:40:09,449 --> 00:40:10,491 NOWACOnnes Nene? 680 00:40:10,658 --> 00:40:13,411 There. All right. 681 00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:16,915 You know tiiatt RovectavanEbiake 682 00:40:17,81 --> 00:40:18,958 SINGS we first ume || met nim! 683 00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:21,628 rm sorry. his is not working. Hot tire loelow. 684 00:40:26,299 --> 00:40:30,136 | can't imagine not doing this... Show. 685 00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:34,724 | think tine thing | notice Is thar 686 00:40:34,891 --> 00:40:38,686 when | walk arounc, tine increcliible, the faces 687 00:40:38,853 --> 00:40:42,732 Of the people that look back when they recognize Cheers. 688 00:40:42,899 --> 00:40:46,277 ā€˜Tina, tant look and inert face Is... 689 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,696 Reominoloactagour 690 00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:51,282 its suen a privilege to walk arounc 691 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:54,827 In thet atmosphere tat It Is..4 692 00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:58,164 it’s... it’s magical. 693 00:43:19,97 --> 00:43:20,681 rll cell you wine you co. 694 00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:22,308 Why don’t you-- 695 00:43:22,475 --> 00:43:25,686 riey, would you get out of here? Go onl 696 00:43:26,979 --> 00:43:30,399 Cheers to Cheers on your 200th, 697 00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:33,861 Looking torward tio Cheers’ 400i. 698 00:43:34,28 --> 00:43:35,571 Bye-bye. 699 00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:25,663 Thank you alll tor coming: Thank you. 47978

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