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Cheers fs itlmed
oefore 2 live stycio audience.
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Young man, a leer, please.
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Fiey... You're On Sunday morning TY,
aren't you?
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Indeed.
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Are you Dawid Brinkley?
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No.
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āSam Donaldson?
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Giveninevalloneae
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Oh!
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Arent you the Guy wio keeps
the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling
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irom tearing cacn other's hair ou?
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You could saly tat.
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Your money's no good here:
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Actually,
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rm John McLaughlin
Mimntinemmodenaton
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of a political roundtalble
called The McLaughlin Group.
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Oh. Well, that'll be $2.50.
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Good evening.
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Welcome to Cheers 200,
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Iām John McLaughlin.
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A little more than eight years ago,
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2 pseudo-intellectuall college student
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walked lintto a bar
and met a recovering alcoholic
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ex-relief plticher
ror tne Boston Red Sox.
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Hello?
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Sam?
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Are you Sam?
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- Yes, heās here.
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Someone named Vicky,
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No, no, no, no, no.
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No. She knows you're here.
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| cole her you're ere.
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Well...
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Now, look...
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He had to step out.
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Where?
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Well...
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| tnink whet happened is, lne..4
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He had...
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ne had to go to mime class!
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Thet week,
America was supremely uninterested.
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Cheers ranked number 77
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Out of a possilole /7 television shows.
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Last season,
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tt was the number 1
relevision show iin America
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On this, tie occasion
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of the 200 episode of Cheers,
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we willl be showing
some of the many highlights,
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of the first 199 episodes,
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as well as talking
to the originators, the cast,
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anol tne Current Caratalkkers}
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of tine Ite bar in Boston
where everybody knows your name,
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We'll oe right back.
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It's like I'm in complete control
of peopleās destinies.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yealh, like,
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| can make their drinks SONG
they get sick.
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Or | can water em clown,
so they're paying for nothing...
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= Or ff 1 donāt like their attitudes,
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| can spit in it.
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Carla, you're not still upset
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aloout tinatt Iitide argument
we had the other day?
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You tell me.
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Oh, hey, Carla, listen,
I'm somy aloout this moming
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when | called you a āsawec-oir witen."
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Norm!
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George, YOU want to tell us
aloour Nom Peterson?
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Well, he hangs Out in a loar.
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He...
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Nne's got dammed good writers!
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Anemoon, everyloocly.
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Norm!
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- What's up, Normā?
- My nipples itās freezing out there.
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Wihet are you up to, Nomā?
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My icleal weigint,
ni | were 11 eet tall,
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niey, Mr. Peterson,
Jack Frost nippinā at your nose?
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Yealn. Now let's get Joe Beer
nippinā at my liver, hulh?
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Whats going on, Mr. Petersonā?
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Let's talk alooutt
what's going in Mr. Peterson.
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riey, whats happening, Nom?)
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Well, it's a dog-eat-clog world,
Sammy,
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and I'm wearing
Milka SOneuincenveale
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Norm's a very loyall guy.
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Uniiorunately, his priorities
are 2 little oft out of whack.
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ries loyall to tie lar tirst,
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and, you know, to his marriage...
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somewnere cown te line,
but ihe is loyal.
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You can't go sneaking out nights
on somebody you love.
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- Woody, you have tto believe thet trutii and...
- Norm, fit's Vera.
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I'm not here... honesty
are the comerstones of a marriage.
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| promised Vera
I'd pick up some Chinese food.
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Oh, thatās nice of you, Norm-
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Well, | spilled tt
on the floor this morning.
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Sheesh! Women.
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You can't live wihih āem.
Rassmhenoeemnuitss
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riley, Nom, how come you and Vere
never had any kids?
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| canāt, Coach,
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(See, |ā sorry, Norm.
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| look et Vera, | just can't
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See you in the moming,
| guess, huh?
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Yealn, | may be a little late!
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Ohi, that's okay.
inaclarkevannacley
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| came, | drank...
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| stayed.
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What's the mater, Norn?
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Aw, noting.
Just my shorts are binding up on me.
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Just, ul, you know, stand up
and straighten āem out a little.
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Nal. I'll give āem five minutes.
SOMEMMESRUNE VES CIIECOMe ce
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"ve been clown this roac/
a few times myself,
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ANG tAKE hc irom @ oro,
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here is one thing you always have to do
before you tell a guy you love him.
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=- What's that?
- Lose the mustache.
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Rhea, tiell us about Carla:
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Well, she's @ SUFVIVOF.
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Sheās a realist.
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She's very fertile.
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| cannot let any man touch me,
talk to me or me,
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or I'll be shooting out kids
like a Pez dispenser.
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DO you think that she's mean?
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No. | dont think sheās mean.
| think that sheās honest,
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Frasier, you're lorilliiantd
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āThat is one of tine most lorilliant ideas
you've ever had,
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ane you've had 2 lot of lorilliant icleas.
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Thank you, Carla.
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See, Woodly? It works,
Bonehead bought fit.
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Nothing wrong with sweeting.
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| myself have perspired
ONncS oF twice.
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We could grow fice.
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Give me a little something
with heir on ft
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Here | am.
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So...
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you married?
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Yes, Guike happily,
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ā100 load. Gouldāve been
my first Englishman.
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Oli, NO, NO, NO, Wail.
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āThere was that one other guy,
but he was so whiite,
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| Kept losing linn in the sheets.
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Does everyloody like Carla?
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= Oh, yea.
- Oh, yeah.
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You have to.
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Did Carla like Diane Chamloers?
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- No.
- No?
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Sutiice it to say,
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ine insists on making mountains
out of molehiils.
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a padded bra?
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| can no longer hold my tongue.
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Want me to do it?
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Fie has saved huncreds, naly,
thousands of troubled marriages.
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Its even rumored tinat lhe had
a hand in helping Chuck and Di.
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Speaking of that,
why cont you upchuck and die?
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Do you like Clitr?
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No.
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You dont like Clair?
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Its & little known tact
that 42% of all deatins in America
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are caused loy accidents in tne home.
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Yeah, you'd never catch
a woman of mine
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leading me around loy tine nose
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No, lout you might catten her
sunning herself on a rock.
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What a patihietc cisplaly.
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im ashamed God
inaceMmexaunnaln
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| dont think Gods doing a lot
of bragging albout ft, either.
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lf you go baek in history
and take every president,
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you'll fine that tine numerical value
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Or Gach letter In tineir last name
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was equally civisiole into the year
in which they were elected.
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- All right.
- See,
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! toured it Out,
and by my calculations,
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OUr Hext presicient
nas to be named...
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Velnick MceWaWad
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Well, Clit, according to Clit, would...
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ned be the wing nut that holds
Westem civilization together.
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Fle... ACCOFEING to me,
neād just be a winged nut.
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you've got a big mouth, Clavin.
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riey, he happens to be right,
you know.
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Yealh, its a genetic quirk
in the Clawin fannily
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ine we alll have
iwo exira testa.
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YOu $66, tiatās tie
only way that we can prove
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nat we are tie rightiul heirs
to the Russian throne.
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Fiello in there, Clini.
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āVell me, what color is the sky
in your world?
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You know, | happen to be
a bit of an expert on tapeworms.
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it alll goes, ul, It alll goes loack
to my eighth-grade science fair.
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You know, everyoody else hac
rabbits and guinea pigs.
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| had a tapeworm.
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= Really?
- Yeah, So | couldn't go.
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Or was that, uh,
was that a ringwormā?
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Check, please!
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Yealn, Oy, OY, |bOY..
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Me and parasiies-
donāt get me started.
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Jon, Is there,
is there a part of you in Clif?
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Oh, yealh, | am tascinatted
oy fascinating facts, yeal.
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is there a part of Clif in you?
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| Wear Wine SOCKS
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Well...
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- Yeah...
- | tell ya...
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Is that...
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Cliniā Clavin or is that Don rio, hulh?
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Ah...
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Where ya been, lucy?
Sole walanjavglStaewiesonyg
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Oh, easy mistake, Norm, but, no,
| got this tan right here in Beantown,
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Is that at the new lan and Wash
ve been hearing so dang much about?
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Thatās right, Normie.
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And oy tine way, cid you realize
that the tan first gained popularity
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as the Bronze Age?
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Creat, great, well, Iām sold:
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Oh, and, ly the way,
look how wihnitte | used tio be.
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During ie Course
of tne history of Cheers,
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vou lost a Gnaracter,
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- You lost a man.
= Right.
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Nick Colasanto, who played the part
of Emie Pantuso, the Coach.
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Nickie was like a tattier,
| mean, he came...
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Fie Was tne iauner
and Woody's the kid,
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| mean, that was, ulh...
Nicky was tie... the sage
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rie used {to saly
ne used to play the character
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Mike ā¬1 12-year-Old.
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rie would sit and listen to everyoodly
like mine Vainacdexeomoletersemses
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| don't know ir you know the set,
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Out Ne'S Sul, Ne'āsS Sulll Present.
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We put a picture of Geronimo
that Nicky had in his dressing room,
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we putt that on the upstage wall
of Cheers
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so heās sull present andl, UlN...
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Fie was a former coach
in professional baseball?
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Fle was Saniās coach, yeah.
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rie had a record in the minor
league being hit by a pitch
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more than any other Person...
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| mean, winat I'd co was,
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re get up there and lean my bocly
into the pitch, right.
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And, well, sometimes | took one
right in the old melon, but...
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| mean, | really...
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| reallly made a science out of It
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| became a master.
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= Well, here, ty to miss me.
- Of.
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Okay, here we go.
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"mm not gonna get I
anywhere near hin,
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That's tie wnole point.
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Oh!
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I'm on my wely to tirst
Wino9!
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Nicky was amazing.
He was 2 director...
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Accomplished clirector, teacner...
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A very, very, very loright men,
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and Ine would, like,
ne would drive on the lot,
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and he, hed say
that heād get out of his car
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and led, psst, turn tat Otir.
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And tien, psiew, lie was...
he was Coach trom then on.
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Cheers.
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Yealh, just a Sec.
ls there an Emie Pantuso here?
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= That's you, Coach.
- Speaking.
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Boy, oh, boy...
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ihe damnecest ting.
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I've been shivering
alll the way over here.
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Well, Coach, you donāt have a coat on.
itās 30 degrees outside.
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Oh, thank Goel!
| thought | had malaria.
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Whew!
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Coach, I'm having blackouts.
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Kind of a nics break tn the day;
isnāt it, Sammy?
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- Do you remember Nick, Shelley?
- Dearly.
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Fle was reallly Diane's only triend,
nealainencs
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Fle woulld listen to Diane,
ancl ne woulc] counsel ner
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and oner her a kine
of support and tirlendship
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inet clidnt really come out clearly
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from many of the other members
in tine oar
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Coach, what co you co
when you are so furious
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inant yOu have to co somewuning?|
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Weill, I know you'll think
it's kind of crazy,
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out, ula, | bang my heac
on tie oar.
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Doesn't sound crazy to me.
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It might do me
2 lot of good right now.
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Well, okay.
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No! No, oh, donāt!
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you're so beauttiiul, So..J
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Beautiful?
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Daccy, you have been saying
that [oo beauttiiul
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ever since | was
a very little girl.
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But look at mel
Not as my father,
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for the first time,
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tury to me as | reallly am.
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Oh, my God! I...
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| chdināt realize how much
you looked like your mother.
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| KNOW.
Hooke xactivalienier
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And Mom was not...
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...comlorialole aloout er beauty,
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Burt thats whet mace hier
more peautiiul,
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Your mother grew more beautiiul
every day of her life.
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She was reallly beautiiiul.
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Yes! Ane sO are you.
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You're tine most oeautitiull icicl
in the whole world,
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Thanks, Daddy.
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We Wanted tO EGreae=s
Were afre...
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there are in America
great neighborhood bars.
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But not everyoody has one,
and so we thought we'd give
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ror alll those poor, cleprivec!
people we'd give them one,
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Ane! tat incluciec! ourselves.
We didnāt have one.
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SO Wwe One--
a place that we would like to go
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and spend time and, uli,
where everybody could go
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one night a week and,
anc pe with tfirencs.
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Nealimlootinen
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Let go! Oh!
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Let go of me!
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You get your hand out
Just stop fd
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= You had the gall! Ohl
BUUSWOCISS
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Whoa!
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Stop thet!
Come On, you guys.
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- Oh, no! Nol
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Whoops!
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No!
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Oh, no!
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Stop this immediately!
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| have never loeen winess|
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fo SUGN a Silly, Sop
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Sam Malone...
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KISS your lout good-oyel
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When you conceived
of tne relationship between
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Diane Chambers and Sam Malone...
what was it?
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| think there was an intensiiy
with the Sam and Diane aiair that was...
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- Dominaung?
- Yeah, very much so.
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A reallly intelligent woman
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would your line of BS
a mile away.
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- You think so? Fun?
- Up-nulh. Ua-pulp.
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Yeah, well, you know,
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ve never met an intelligent woman
tna āol want to date.
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On behalf of the intelligent women
around the world,
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may | just Say... WiNews
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Well, I'll oe darned.
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What?
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- Nothing. | just noticed something.
= Whar?
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Weill, | quess I've never
LOOKE CRI OMVOUMEN ESS
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Something wrong with them?
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No, I... just donāt think
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I've ever Seen eyes
that color before.
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AS a mattior of fact, | con't tink
ve ever seen tina color before.
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Yes, | have
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Where?
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| was, | was on a ski weekend!
up at Stowe. [...
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WVackeoniinminnatexomexelany
last person off the slope.
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The, tae sun had just gone down.
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And tie sky became
NISHINEKECIOEKCOLOF
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/, | usually cont nowes
things like that,
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and | found myseli kind of
walking around in the cold,
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NOpING that tt wouldnt change,
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wishing that |, | had somebody
inere to share it with me.
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Then anerwards | tried
to convinces myseli
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inert Iāel imagined tihat color,
tna
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hunatt | hadn't reallly seen It
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āhet nothing on this cari
could be that beautiful,
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Now | see | was wrong.
348
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,372
Woulelnt work, lulaā?
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00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,00
What?
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An intelligent woman
Wwoullel right through that?
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Oh? Oh!
352
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,804
In a minute.
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Damn.
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YOu are ine nuudest}
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the stupidest,
ine phoniest tiruitcake | ever met
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00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,985
You, Sam Malone, are the most
arrogant, selitcentered son=
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Shut upl
Shut your fat mouth]
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- Make me.
- Make you?
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00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,283
My God, Iāna, Iāra gonna...
360
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rim GONNA OUNCES YOU Off
every wall in this ofifice!
361
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:47,747
Try it ane! you'll! oe
walking funny tomorrow.
362
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,959
Or should | say, ātunnier"?
363
00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:55,921
You know... YOu Know,
| always wanted to Pop you one!
364
00:20:56,88 --> 00:20:58,07
Mayle this is my lucky day, hulnā?)
365
00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:01,10
You clisgust mel
| hate youl
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00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:02,261
Are YOU as turned on as | amā?
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00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,138
- More!
- Bet me.
368
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,641
Whenever you think
too much about something,
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ne loses alll tts sense.
370
00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:11,854
i mean, Obviously we only reason
why Iām with you is because | lo-=
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00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,442
What, Sam?
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| said the reason why I'm with you
is "cause | |o=
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You lo...?
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Weill, you know,
you know what | mean.
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00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:28,996
Well, what's the matter?)
Can't you say ft?
376
00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:30,164
OMekorsaikean
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00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:31,916
| lo-- | lo-- | lo-- | lo--
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00:21:32,82 --> 00:21:34,710
wher we cinerence is
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Detween YOu
and a fat, braving ass?
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Nope.
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00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:41,592
Tine tat braying ass would.
382
00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:48,808
Speaking of fat, braying asses,
your're aloout to get dumped on yours.
383
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row Care you slap ne!
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Dont you ever lik me againy
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Like hell.
386
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,326
You always tnink you gotta
get the last one in.
387
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:09,203
All right, all right, tine)
388
00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:12,456
> Ow! Owl Owl Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Owl]
- All right, come on.
389
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,124
All right, PlCaSe, Come ON.
Let go.
390
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,501
Oh, what ihe hell?
391
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,294
Will you marry me?
392
00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,133
Will you marry me?
393
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:24,927
No.
394
00:22:27,12 --> 00:22:30,391
Oh, Diane, will you marry me?
395
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No, Sam.
396
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Diane, will you marry me?
397
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That cid sounc very sincere,
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ll be back here.
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| will.
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rll you In sk montis.
401
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,876
= Okay.
402
00:22:57,42 --> 00:22:59,962
ihat's peter.
403
00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:28,657
what does he co ror a living?
404
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,826
nleās & psycniatrist.
405
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:35,331
Wet is Frasier's pliilosopliy of lliteā?)
406
00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:37,791
Fie hopes lhe can neal
the human concliiion.
407
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:39,543
Come on, man!
408
00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:41,378
ell Diane you love her:
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00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:43,213
Let some tiresh alr ancl sunlight
in there!
410
00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,842
- Wheat, Sam?
411
00:23:47,09 --> 00:23:48,344
I donāt like guys
touching my head.
412
00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:52,56
Well, iere'ās Our next Session.
413
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:57,353
Is Mere, ul,
SOMELOMOURIME AIT,
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00:23:57,519 --> 00:24:01,732
Sure. | would like
to heal the world, yeah,
415
00:24:02,316 --> 00:24:06,487
= Fave you Nottiiied tiie worl?
- In my small way, yeah.
416
00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,656
is there some of linn in you?
417
00:24:10,741 --> 00:24:13,118
Well, we co waillk
the same together now:
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00:24:17,331 --> 00:24:19,750
lam running witht scissors!
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00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:26,507
osychologically documented
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thet all human animals
have a neurotic hair-trigger response
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00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:34,306
tO att least One of tie five
sensory stimuli.
422
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,517
Well, it could oe anyining, acwallliy,
423
00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:39,645
Well, let's see, sound of the suri
pounding against the shore.
424
00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:43,524
ihe smell of honeysuckle
on a warm summer night.
425
00:24:43,691 --> 00:24:46,944
The of a vintage
Chatteauneut-du-Pape.
426
00:24:47,111 --> 00:24:51,240
rire-red tingemails dancing
through your chest hair.
427
00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:56,286
A lolack-lace teclCly...
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00:24:56,453 --> 00:25:00,499
Siraiminekagainst
its fleshy cargo.
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00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:03,168
rrasier, Man, SNAP OUT OV Itt
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00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,379
In a minute, Sam.
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00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:10,175
- Heyl
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00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:15,973
| was listening to a Fock āhnā roll station
on my way over here.
433
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,142
You know, to put me in tne mood.
434
00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:22,104
There was 4 passage
in one of those frilbal songs
435
00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:25,858
tinat || feel... Well,
is the key note for this evening.
436
00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:29,445
rleveryoodly, have fun tonight...
437
00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:33,615
EVveryoosy, wang Chung tonight.
438
00:25:35,409 --> 00:25:38,245
Dic] psychiatrist Frasier Crane
439
00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:42,332
orovicile services for Diane Chambers?
440
00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:45,544
- No, that was, that was muy job!
441
00:25:51,842 --> 00:25:54,303
When Diane le Sam,
and he drinking again,
442
00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:57,139
Ne was iilling the void
that Diane left,
443
00:25:57,306 --> 00:25:59,224
Ane! Diane tilled her emptiness
444
00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:05,22
py toying with and... destroying...
abinal
445
00:26:05,189 --> 00:26:08,442
wino's her cultural and intellectual
superior in every way!
446
00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:13,614
Okay, kicls, you say āhiā to Binkyl
447
00:26:13,781 --> 00:26:16,658
Hi, Binky!
448
00:26:21,38 --> 00:26:22,414
Binky, JO your act.
449
00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:24,917
| cont have an act.
I'm a psychiatrist.
450
00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:29,421
Uh-oh, frost waming.
451
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,135
(Sood airternoon, Dr. Crane.
452
00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:40,307
Dr. Sternin.
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00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:41,850
What a lovely surprise,
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| hope | can regard that as cluility
in light of todayās situation,
455
00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:48,440
rainer than sarcasm at my expense
456
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:51,568
No, that was completely
alt Your expense.
457
00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:56,824
Winat tiese two people,
who are such geniuses at romance,
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00:26:56,990 --> 00:27:01,245
are irying to co Is to get you
to take your hair down,
459
00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:04,998
thinking that it will stimulate me
like some sort of Paviovian cog.
460
00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:10,129
So why don't you just oblige them,
461
00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:12,965
get this silliness over with
SO we can get on with our lives?
462
00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:20,264
YOu mean like tinis?
463
00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:22,432
Precisely.
464
00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:27,104
- You know what?
= What?
465
00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:28,814
iii GOING to Kiss you.
466
00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:32,693
lm gonna kiss you hare
and I"m going to kiss you long.
467
00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:37,948
BUmakcanommistalcraloeumica
AERO OMMORONMISSRYOUR
468
00:27:38,115 --> 00:27:39,449
In vact, I'm Going to kiss youl
469
00:27:39,616 --> 00:27:41,243
like youāve never--
470
00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:48,333
Oh, boy, my Aunt Edna's
killar fudge brownies.
471
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,127
Oh, killers, huh?
472
00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:51,879
Yealn, they're called that
becaUSentineninsiatimne
473
00:27:52,45 --> 00:27:53,714
my Unele Ford ever
smelled them baking,
474
00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:56,216
ne Came running In trom the
field and got hit by a combine.
475
00:27:59,94 --> 00:28:01,54
rie hung on tor a tew days.
476
00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:04,349
At the end,
he was just praying to die.
477
00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:05,851
Well, cat up, everyoocly.
478
00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:11,190
riley, | don't know aloourt Inciana,
479
00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:12,941
but around here,
Wie MOU SEE letogethen
480
00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:14,526
to Senne another guy
Off to his doom,
481
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,486
Mnings can get a litte raunchy...
482
00:28:18,71 --> 00:28:21,533
You fellas ever dress up farm animals
in womenās clothing?
483
00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:26,580
No.
484
00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:28,540
Well, then, I'm one up on you:
485
00:28:30,918 --> 00:28:33,879
Woodly rlarrelson,
tell us about Woody Boyd.
486
00:28:34,46 --> 00:28:36,465
ri likes other people,
you know,
487
00:28:36,632 --> 00:28:38,467
and ne, Ne likes Connecing
witin people,
488
00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:41,53
ana ne doesn t reallly care
489
00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:43,722
to own tine lar
or anything one daly.
490
00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:46,350
rie just wants to be a bartender
and live in the big city.
491
00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:49,770
Woods, slie likes to clo her
cushion pushing on tour wheels.
492
00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:52,648
Miss lFIowe...
Really?
493
00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:54,858
You know, back where | come irom,
494
00:28:55,25 --> 00:28:56,735
We USE tO Say something
about girls like that.
495
00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:59,154
- lets dere inem.
496
00:29:02,32 --> 00:29:03,283
Well, actually, Carla,
497
00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:05,452
as 4 student of the theater,
A AVCROKCORIE CRY OUR
498
00:29:05,619 --> 00:29:07,329
What you were doing there
is not called acting.
499
00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:09,665
- I's called improvising.
= Shut up, Woody.
500
00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:12,292
Now, tna would loe cliracung.
501
00:29:15,45 --> 00:29:19,841
| take it that there's
2 big part of you in Woody Boyd:
502
00:29:20,08 --> 00:29:22,886
Yealn, | would say
tine virtue in me is, ull...
503
00:29:28,392 --> 00:29:30,60
No, | mean,
we're very honest.
504
00:29:30,227 --> 00:29:31,979
| donāt mean to insult you,
505
00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:33,397
out you re looking kind or puny.
506
00:29:33,563 --> 00:29:34,940
Fave you lost weight?
507
00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:36,692
is this a setup?
508
00:29:37,985 --> 00:29:39,861
Dic] Sami tell you to say that?
509
00:29:40,28 --> 00:29:42,239
No, Maram, | tole myseliā to saly i
510
00:29:43,407 --> 00:29:44,700
Thank you, Woody.
511
00:29:44,866 --> 00:29:47,536
That's the nicest thing
anyone said to me all week.
512
00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:53,417
Your hairs been looking
kind of ratty, too.
513
00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:56,920
Some people say that they...
514
00:29:57,87 --> 00:30:00,549
they thought Im your
last couple of episodes,
515
00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:03,385
that you've been a litte lon
harsher than you normally are.
516
00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:05,512
Yealn, || agree, loy the way.
517
00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:07,639
Shut up!
518
00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,768
What's the use?
| donāt care anymore!
519
00:30:11,935 --> 00:30:13,103
Donāt be bitter.
520
00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:15,147
rin not lofittier, Sann.
521
00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:18,942
I'm just consumed by a gnawing hate
thatās eating away at my gut
522
00:30:19,109 --> 00:30:21,111
until | can tine lolle
in my mouth.
523
00:30:23,363 --> 00:30:26,658
Well, | guess
| am @ Iittile fitter
524
00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,827
Ehher thet or I'm coming down
with something.
525
00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:31,663
Does anyoody have a lic Tact
526
00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:36,835
i? Wooely could perhaps
527
00:30:37,02 --> 00:30:39,463
rechie tiie lyrics
to āThe Kelly Songā?
528
00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:42,716
Let Me get In tine right key.
Okay.
529
00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:45,218
Kelly, my darling
You are my sunshine
530
00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:50,807
When we're togeiner
mee hine
531
00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:58,398
Your smile is so lovely
Your hair is so clean
532
00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:06,239
You make me reel
That ine whole word is mine
533
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,77
Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly
534
00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:11,620
Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly
535
00:31:11,787 --> 00:31:13,246
Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly
536
00:31:13,413 --> 00:31:16,208
K-E-L-L-Y
537
00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:17,793
538
00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:22,631
Ajoania, Albania)
539
00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:28,387
You border on tine Achiaiwe
540
00:31:28,678 --> 00:31:31,765
(ood nicht, ladies
541
00:31:31,932 --> 00:31:34,226
(ood nicht, ladies
542
00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:36,186
(ood nicht, ladies
543
00:31:36,353 --> 00:31:38,897
We Te Going to leave you now
544
00:31:56,39 --> 00:31:58,750
Look at me
545
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:05,966
(im aS helpless as a kien in @ TEC...
546
00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:08,218
Time tO fap AabOUT 2 Conirove;rsy
547
00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:10,679
Gonna take a stand
Wont Show no mercy
548
00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:13,140
Loma rolks Say Jocks shouldn't be
549
00:32:13,306 --> 00:32:15,475
Doinā ine Spors news on IV
550
00:32:15,642 --> 00:32:17,936
/ gonā want to Near ine Jats Score
551
00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:20,355
From a puneny old broacieasting
Senoo! board
552
00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:22,899
SO get YOUr SCOFES
From a guy like me
553
00:32:23,66 --> 00:32:25,777
Wino Knows wnat i's like
To have a groin injury
554
00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:28,113
G-g-groin, G-g-groin
555
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,949
G-g-groin injury
556
00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:46,131
= Sheās asleep.
= Yeah!
557
00:33:29,07 --> 00:33:31,343
Boola!
558
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,805
IAS first Might of tine show,
559
00:33:35,972 --> 00:33:39,142
| mean, | really realized-=
ney introduced the cast members
560
00:33:39,309 --> 00:33:43,897
and | telt the void
mom tne aucliience.
561
00:33:44,64 --> 00:33:47,359
it was sort or like a silent,
hormilole void...
562
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:50,904
to me, | mƩan, mayloe | was
ine only one seeing it, hearing itt.
563
00:33:51,71 --> 00:33:53,73
it was for Shelley.
564
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,867
SO right when I...
afer | came out,
565
00:33:56,34 --> 00:33:58,495
and they, you know,
tney were nice to me, yeah, you know.
566
00:33:59,788 --> 00:34:02,582
"Big deal, we're not gonna
like you no matter what you do."
567
00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:05,835
| willl MrOVe It tO YOu.
568
00:34:06,02 --> 00:34:09,47
| will dispel the mytn
that you tum my stomach.
569
00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:10,715
| will give you a little Kiss.
570
00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:13,760
Here.
571
00:34:13,927 --> 00:34:14,970
There.
572
00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:28,900
NOWAWInaeatcoony
ann | im?
573
00:34:29,67 --> 00:34:32,737
Yes? No?
574
00:34:32,946 --> 00:34:38,326
Oh, jeez, oy,
why clo | even bother with you?
575
00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:40,912
Whew!
576
00:34:41,79 --> 00:34:42,706
Definite maybe.
577
00:34:43,957 --> 00:34:45,917
| heard that.
578
00:34:46,126 --> 00:34:47,544
You said "maybe."
579
00:34:47,711 --> 00:34:49,87
We acl an iclea tor a scene
580
00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:50,922
where sheās In the Oiiice
and Sam comes in the office,
581
00:34:51,89 --> 00:34:53,341
They've got a et that I
ne catches her with a cigarette,
582
00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:54,426
Sie will go to loed wiin lin.
583
00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:55,802
A-ha!
584
00:34:57,304 --> 00:35:01,99
Ohi, hey,
where's the pool table?
585
00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:03,226
Oh, wrong room.
586
00:35:07,314 --> 00:35:09,566
She put a lit cigaretite
in her mouth,
587
00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:12,360
and alll of a sudden we went,
"This woman has hidden talents!ā
588
00:35:13,653 --> 00:35:15,280
Oh, Norm, | need your help.
589
00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:18,116
Oh, you just started.
You're gonna do fine.
590
00:35:18,283 --> 00:35:19,618
Things are Gonna tum around,
ISWealr
591
00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:23,455
my hairs stuck to the wail
592
00:35:26,166 --> 00:35:29,377
- its a huge risk.
= Jake ft. Take it
593
00:35:29,586 --> 00:35:30,962
Iām moving to Tokyo.
594
00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:32,589
I'm gonna take over
tne Japanese division.
595
00:35:32,756 --> 00:35:35,425
- | leave tonight.
- Yes, darling, yes)
596
00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:38,94
Oh...
597
00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:42,223
Can | have my drink?
598
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,435
You know, you men are alll alike.
599
00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:54,778
Veal, were was II?
600
00:35:55,945 --> 00:35:58,239
You were engaged! tO ONE Of
tine richest men in te world,
601
00:35:58,406 --> 00:35:59,574
Could | just have my check?
602
00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:03,78
- Are you a man?
- Sure,
603
00:36:06,81 --> 00:36:08,416
I'm gonna have to break ht ot
with Robin.
604
00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:10,627
Well, Its tie right ting to co.
605
00:36:10,794 --> 00:36:13,254
I'll just say to him, um...
606
00:36:15,382 --> 00:36:17,509
' Uhatts i, sweet loaloy.ā
607
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,807
| think tine two of us are
CUMOUMOMINEESalmMmexclounr
608
00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:26,226
| think thet we, perhaps, halve 2..4
609
00:36:26,393 --> 00:36:28,228
A iriencsliip in tne, in the making.
610
00:36:28,395 --> 00:36:32,232
We may not it yet, lout | think
we have a deep, deep friendship:
611
00:36:32,399 --> 00:36:33,483
| tnink we're very similar,
612
00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:34,901
Do you think you
share value systems?
613
00:36:35,151 --> 00:36:37,987
Well, | think we're equally sielllow,
614
00:36:38,154 --> 00:36:40,490
= Mr. Colcord.
- Rebecca, I'll be lorief.
615
00:36:40,657 --> 00:36:41,908
You were very understanding aloout thar
616
00:36:42,75 --> 00:36:43,368
Inde Incident back in my lino,
617
00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:45,620
and | think that kind of understanding
should loe rewarcled,
618
00:36:45,787 --> 00:36:48,81
So, I'd like you to have this.
619
00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:57,966
its gorgeous!
620
00:37:06,433 --> 00:37:08,59
No!
621
00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:11,479
! shoul! like to point our
that it | hac offered!
622
00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:13,106
idols loracelet
to my ChargƩ clatialires,
623
00:37:13,273 --> 00:37:14,983
sine would have snapped it up
ip 2 blur.
624
00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:17,26
rien, | admire your standards,
625
00:37:17,986 --> 00:37:21,281
You know,
this definitely puts you in the lead.
626
00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:24,826
Must go.
627
00:37:24,993 --> 00:37:26,911
Would you care to join me?
628
00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:29,873
Diel you hear tat?
629
00:37:32,167 --> 00:37:34,210
| am winning!
630
00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:36,04
Iām winning!
631
00:37:36,171 --> 00:37:37,797
No! Iriey, COMe...
listen!
632
00:37:37,964 --> 00:37:40,341
Listen to me for a second here:
Come on, you've given up
633
00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:43,52
someting very valualole
and very important.
634
00:37:43,219 --> 00:37:45,138
You're gonna idols
the of your litie.
635
00:37:45,889 --> 00:37:48,600
Ohl Youre right.
636
00:37:51,144 --> 00:37:52,395
willl tale tigen racsici!
637
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,319
Oh, K's not just
losing the fob.
638
00:37:59,486 --> 00:38:02,280
it's tat | was, you know,
rakemeacValntage kos
639
00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:05,992
| know. | know.
640
00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:07,911
You Know,
inert | was usec
641
00:38:08,77 --> 00:38:09,412
That | was just...
642
00:38:09,579 --> 00:38:12,40
you know, manipulatec|
by somebody who just
643
00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:15,668
cynically wanted to get
something from me.
644
00:38:18,338 --> 00:38:20,423
Malone, whet are you doing?
645
00:38:20,590 --> 00:38:22,467
Iām feelinā bad.
646
00:38:24,385 --> 00:38:27,96
No, you are feeling
prety good.
647
00:38:28,389 --> 00:38:30,16
Okay, | admit it.
648
00:38:30,183 --> 00:38:31,434
Iām not a sad guy.
649
00:38:31,601 --> 00:38:33,478
Im a happy, homy guy.
650
00:38:35,522 --> 00:38:38,107
When is Samās philosophy of lite?
651
00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:40,193
Service the queen bee,
you know, tO...
652
00:38:44,30 --> 00:38:45,824
LOOK at tie two Of youl
653
00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:47,659
No, look att the taree of us]
654
00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:50,829
Lets look att the two of you again.
655
00:38:52,455 --> 00:38:54,374
Can we get a couple
of Pifia Coladas over here?
656
00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:57,252
Sure thing. Let me just finish
makinā this Margarita.
657
00:38:57,460 --> 00:38:59,337
So, anyway, Margarita...
658
00:39:02,48 --> 00:39:04,676
All | can think aloout is getting
home and jumping into bed.
659
00:39:04,884 --> 00:39:07,136
Need anyloodly to lorealk your tall?
660
00:39:09,305 --> 00:39:11,140
Guess who.
661
00:39:11,307 --> 00:39:12,851
= [ll give you a hint.
662
00:39:13,142 --> 00:39:14,310
Vermont ski lodge,
663
00:39:14,477 --> 00:39:17,146
A foarning fire and loaloy oll.
664
00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,525
Could you, ult,
be more specitic?
665
00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:25,113
Whet time will you be getting off?
666
00:39:31,828 --> 00:39:34,581
- Youve been win a lot of women.
= No, | have not.
667
00:39:34,747 --> 00:39:36,165
There have not
peen thet many women.
668
00:39:36,332 --> 00:39:38,418
That gets exaggerated!
here in the bar.
669
00:39:38,585 --> 00:39:40,461
There haven't been
that many, reallly.
670
00:39:40,628 --> 00:39:42,630
riow many have tnere been?
671
00:39:42,797 --> 00:39:46,634
- Well, | dont know. Melyoe tour hun
= Of....!
672
00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:49,762
rioneys, honeys.
Four honeys.
673
00:39:49,929 --> 00:39:51,681
You know, Sam,
674
00:39:51,848 --> 00:39:55,768
ne Ghuren does recommend chastity
to unmarried people.
675
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,316
Oh, Iām sonny.
Vvou're serious.
676
00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:04,652
FOr tine Sake Of OUT iiriencsiip,
677
00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:06,446
| am just gonna resist
678
00:40:06,613 --> 00:40:09,282
and thatās all tere is to it
679
00:40:09,449 --> 00:40:10,491
NOWACOnnes Nene?
680
00:40:10,658 --> 00:40:13,411
There. All right.
681
00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:16,915
You know tiiatt
RovectavanEbiake
682
00:40:17,81 --> 00:40:18,958
SINGS we first ume || met nim!
683
00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:21,628
rm sorry. his is not working.
Hot tire loelow.
684
00:40:26,299 --> 00:40:30,136
| can't imagine
not doing this... Show.
685
00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:34,724
| think tine thing | notice Is thar
686
00:40:34,891 --> 00:40:38,686
when | walk arounc,
tine increcliible, the faces
687
00:40:38,853 --> 00:40:42,732
Of the people that look back
when they recognize Cheers.
688
00:40:42,899 --> 00:40:46,277
āTina, tant look and inert face Is...
689
00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,696
Reominoloactagour
690
00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:51,282
its suen a privilege
to walk arounc
691
00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:54,827
In thet atmosphere tat It Is..4
692
00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:58,164
itās... itās magical.
693
00:43:19,97 --> 00:43:20,681
rll cell you wine you co.
694
00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:22,308
Why donāt you--
695
00:43:22,475 --> 00:43:25,686
riey, would you get out of here?
Go onl
696
00:43:26,979 --> 00:43:30,399
Cheers to Cheers on your 200th,
697
00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:33,861
Looking torward tio Cheersā 400i.
698
00:43:34,28 --> 00:43:35,571
Bye-bye.
699
00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:25,663
Thank you alll tor coming:
Thank you.
47978