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Welcome to Caught On Dashcam,

the show that explores the world of driving

through the lens of the onboard camera.

From bad driving...

..to wipeouts...

..hilarious mishaps...

..to treacherous weather... (THUNDER BANGS)

..angry drivers...

..to raging bulls!

We'll bring you every imaginable moment from around the world.

The use of dashcams and phone cameras has exploded

with millions of us now capturing the thrills and spills of the road

and we have selected the very best and the most shocking.

So, buckle up and strap yourself in

as we take you on a jaw-dropping journey with our collection

of the most extraordinary clips ever to be captured on camera.

Let's start the engine.

This is Caught On Dashcam!

Oh, and don't worry, nobody dies or gets seriously injured,

even if it looks like they come close.

Like, really close.

Coming up...

The very worst drivers that should never ever be allowed on the road.

Feeling lucky today?

Nope, I don't think so.

And you think it gets windy where you live?

Try living life in a tornado.

Stay tuned!

Villains of the road.

If you haven't noticed, the world has become a lot more

'me, me, me,' as attention seeking has overtaken common sense.

(HORN BLARES)

DRIVER: You stupid pineapple, piece of (BLEEP).

In road terms, that means there are a lot more drivers out there

who do whatever the hell they like.

(TANKER HORN BLARES)

Which is why installing a dashcam is the best decision you can make

to keep yourself safe.

DRIVER: She hit me. She hit me - 911."

Or you could just avoid this sorry lot of drivers.

That works too.

With more cars being fitted with side cameras,

it's becoming increasingly difficult for hit and run drivers

to avoid getting caught in the act.

The car in the fast lane isn't going quick enough for the guy behind,

so he chooses to barge his way through instead.

(TYRES SQUEAL)

Jeez Louise!

With these kind of villains on the road,

car manufacturers really need to fit better night vision cameras,

to record their license plates.

Hopefully this driver has a decent dashcam that captured it.

Pedestrian crossings are universally accepted around the world.

And universally ignored as well.

This driver slows for these kids,

then shockingly puts her foot down on the gas.

A third replay shows the driver doing a bit of window shopping.

Even worse, is she runs away without checking on the kids.

Obviously not a mum.

Did you ever have one of those toy motorbikes that would shoot out

sparks when you rubbed it against the carpet?

Good times.

This driver is replicating that memory in a not-so-good way.

It's another hit and run,

as he flees the scene having knocked a rider off this bike.

The passenger filming puts two and two together,

and thankfully gets 911.

WOMAN: Where's the motorcyclist? Can you call 911?

The police eventually found the ditched van and driver,

who was charged with the hit and run - and driving without a license.

Whilst the motorcyclist suffered minor injuries,

his bike was less fortunate.

Have you ever been to 'all over the place?'

It's a tricky place to get to,

but not when you're high on drugs and alcohol.

The driver ahead is there now,

as the man filming watches the white truck swerve and sway

across the road.

DRIVER: All over the place.

He even stops mid-flow, as if hallucinating a red light ahead.

The driver gives him a quick toot to say, 'What's the deal, yo?'

and overtakes to get out of harms way.

Unfortunately, and just like most annoying drunks,

the guy won't go away,

as he pushes his pick-up back in front.

Should you ever witness a driver you believe to be under the influence,

avoid getting too close and call the police.

And if you think that's being over-reactive,

watch what happens next.

Holy (BLEEP).

It's a big smash,

as the pick-up collides head-on with an oncoming vehicle.

Everyone escapes OK,

except for the high-as-a-kite driver,

who ended up in rehab - sorry, jail.

He should have gone to rehab in the first place.

(HORN BLARES)

When it comes to witnessing animals on the road,

tooting your horn will make their blood boil.

WOMAN: I'm sending this to the police you idiot.

This jackass sees red as he hammers on this helpless woman's car,

ensuring she films him in full rage mode for evidence.

(HORN BLARES)

(ANOTHER HORN BLARES)

(HORNS BLARING)

See what I mean about the horns?

Others join in to remonstrate with the monster,

and it's quite obvious he needs less of the colour red in his life.

Turns out, he had a history of seeing red

and was given a jail sentence following this incident.

And if there's a rehab for rage, he should go there too.

Look out! (TYRES SQUEAL)

The phrase, 'Watch out,' can have many meanings.

Such as, 'Mind that child!'

Or, 'Look out for the flying piece of rubber!'

Driving is fraught with danger.

From rogue boulders - duck!

To well - ducks.

And if there is one thing our show has taught us,

there's rarely a dull day on the road.

(TYRES SQUEAL)

When my wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday, I said a Hammerfor.

'What's a hammerfor?' she replied. For banging nails in. Ho-Ho-Ho.

What the...?

That's what you get for such a dad joke.

Oh, and watch out for flying hammers.

A bouncing tyre on the road coming at you is every driver's nightmare.

Even worse than a hammer.

But let's be honest, far funnier!

Of all the cars in all the world, you happen to bounce into mine.

Wow, this place needs a serious injection of colour.

And it's not even Britain.

Even the bridge has had enough.

Ahhh, now that's better.

Mountains, and trees, and nature,

and winding roads, and ugly porta-cabins and -

is that a rock tobogganing down the grass?

Wow, look at it go! Will it hit the car?

Will it hit the car?

Nope!

Real estate companies will do anything to get drivers

to notice their billboards.

Like sticking them directly in front of them.

No, I won't be buying one of your over-priced condominiums.

I will, however, be suing you.

Predicting hazards is really important in stormy weather,

as loads of little bits and bobs can blow onto the street.

Or bigger bobs, like the whole side of a building.

(ROCK CRUMBLES)

(ELECTRICITY FIZZES)

Which lights up the road like a Christmas Tree.

A lucky escape for the moped rider.

But not so good for the pick-up truck that wakes up

to being crunched in the morning.

I think you're going to need more than your bare hands

to piece that back together.

Most drivers have reasonable expectation that lorry drivers

have done their due diligence to secure their loads.

What's that expression about assuming?

What is that thing anyway?

Is he exiting that thing, or the car?

Oh, the car, I see. Phew!

Thank goodness for right hand drive.

(CHAINSAW BUZZES)

Everyone knows that when cutting down a tree, you need two people.

One to cut, and the other to film,

just in case the falling tree plan goes wrong.

The guy filming knows this all too well.

MAN: It's going to hit my truck.

It's going to hit my truck.

As he prophesizes the fate of his truck.

Lucky shot if that's the way you measure luck.

And yup, that's some expensive damage you've done there.

(SIGHS)

His friend holding the chainsaw is thinking -

'What are the chances he asks me to pay for the repairs?'

Still to come;

Drivers take a wrong turn into the eye of the storm.

It's man versus kangaroo in, 'Battle of the Outback.'

And slow down - or the barrier will get you.

Stay tuned.

But before that, why not take a stab at our tasty little teaser?

Welcome to a traffic light junction in China,

a country often considered to be one of the world's oldest

living civilizations -

but can you guess what prehistoric conundrum is about to make a mess

of the lights? Find out soon!

Windy weather.

Welcome to the windy road of life,

where the journey includes sudden gusts, torn branches,

falling electricity poles, and lucky escapes.

Oh, what a world.

Even when the weather looks relatively calm outside,

one blow from the lips, is all it takes to keep us on our toes.

(TYRES SQUEAL)

Are you sitting comfortably?

Time to giggle at the misfortunes of drivers caught up in the wind.

Should be fun, right?

Well, maybe not all the time.

When the weather is frightful,

what you're driving might increase that fright level exponentially.

'What kind of idiot rides a bicycle in a storm?

You're going to find it hard to get home on that thing.'

And then, right on cue...

..a tree snaps in half, falling on the road.

Bet you're glad you weren't further ahead now, eh?

Speaking of getting ahead - look who it is.

It's bicycle man, just zipping through the gap.

You win today, bicycle man!

During windy weather,

homeowners are aware that you should probably tie down

the stuff that could blow away.

Like a trampoline, the regrettable decision of many parents.

Fortunately, the trampoline lands right on the car.

Let's hope the kids don't go for a bounce

when they get home from school.

The one thing you wouldn't think to tie down is a pool,

'cause it's a pool, right?

Not if you don't fill it with water.

This pool goes full deep-end,

blowing onto the road and almost belly-flopping the car.

Employees of this restaurant rush out to get the pool off the road,

or maybe they spot an opportunity?

I mean, how many chicken shops have their own swimming pool?

Change the sign boys - we're now called 'Swimming in Chicken.'

(COCK CROWS)

DRIVER: Woo, it's a fun road.

Are you one of those chatterboxes that talks to themself when driving?

This biker gives a play-by-play commentary for those,

'oopsie me,' moments of life.

Like when a sudden gust of wind blows you sideways into a truck.

(IMITATES ENGINE)

(CRYING OUT IN PAIN)

Oh my God.

Ouch, I think that might have hurt.

(CRYING OUT)

OK, try and calm down.

And the 'Academy Award' for the best screaming millennial man goes to...

(CRIES OUT) Oh, it hurts dude.

Help arrives as the best supporting actor appears on the scene.

Is that Danny Trejo in Dahmer glasses?

Great casting.

And now for a bit of the origin story.

I was coming round the corner and the wind blew me into the truck.

Is that Shaggy from Scooby Doo?

My left hand. My right side's cool, it's just the left side hurts.

Can't wait for the sequel.

It's a nice bike, but not no more.

It's not just two-wheelers that are prone to problems with wind.

Even eighteen wheelers can experience the same thing,

especially if they're empty.

This big rig is trying to plough home,

but with little junk in the trunk,

his backend is open for a blasting.

Behave.

And just like Dorothy and the tornado,

it gets all Ozzy on this, 'Road to Nowhere.'

Oh (BLEEP).

Let me hear you scream.

Nothing to be too concerned about here -

just a rainy day in Tennessee.

And if that's not already a country song then I'm off to write one.

As this driver slowly makes his way home,

the journey starts to take on a slightly more concerning tone.

(EXPLOSION)

Yikes! Not good.

Change that to very blustery day in Tennessee.

Not as catchy, but accurate.

And there goes another one!

This is either one heck of a storm,

or the most poorly planned gender reveal ever.

The driver wisely decides to turn round in the fury

of Rosemary's baby Shower, now that would be a prequel.

And boy oh boy, that's one hell of a baby shower.

Congratulations daddy, you're having a Satan.

Welcome back to China,

where earlier we asked you to guess, 'What happens next?'

Well, if you've ever wanted an answer to the age-old question

of what came first, here it is -

it was the chicken,

who comes swooping into this traffic light.

(CHICKEN GOBBLES)

Now where on Earth did she come from? Welcome to chicken town.

Don't worry, the hen was fine, but the traffic light?

(CHICKEN GOBBLES) Not so much.

And here's another often argued question...

(CHICKEN GOBBLES) ..why did the chicken cross the road?

Animal antics. (HORNS HONK)

Every journey becomes a mini 'Planet Earth,' episode

when sharing the road with our furry friends.

Let me guess - you want food?

Even driving through the suburbs can be like navigating the rush

to Noah's Ark. Only two allowed, I'm afraid.

We'll even forgive them for holding up our journey.

I mean, it's not every day you get to have a stand-off with herd

of wild horses.

Come on now, mate, why the long face?

When viewing nature in the wild, show a bit of responsibility.

Like teaching your family to roll up your windows

when there are juvenile bears with sharp claws.

(BEAR GROWLS) (WOMAN SCREAMS)

He might look all cute and fuzzy,

but that doesn't mean he won't swipe right with on your face.

(SCREAMING)

Imagine what mama would have done.

To 'put the cart before the horse' means that you have done something

in the wrong order.

This horse is tired of your orders,

as it takes off on a jaunt down the road and into the store.

(PANICKED CRIES)

Maybe he's out for a Saturday morning shop,

or maybe he heard a nasty rumour they sell horse meat here.

(PANICKED CRIES)

In the end, they put the cart before the horse just to get him out,

making the whole thing so much more confusing.

And look at him, so cool with those beads.

Had to call in the army for one horse, huh?

Legend.

When being chased by an elephant,

you only need to be faster than your friend.

The guy with the man-purse in the rear is the bait as he lags behind.

Man-purse stretches the gap on the outside,

only to trip over his own feet.

Yikes - just as it looks like he's going to get waffle-stomped,

he scampers off to the woods to be eaten by a tiger.

(SCREAMS)

Screaming at a snake on your windscreen should be an expression

for something that is needlessly loud.

There's glass and wipers - not to mention that moving vehicle

you have the responsibility of controlling.

Plus, you're probably scaring the snake more with your shrieking.

(PANICKED CRIES)

Slow down, pull over and I'm sure she'll happily be on her way.

And please do it quietly.

(BOSTON ACCENT) Nice Prius you got there.

Be a shame if something was to happen to it...

(NORMAL) In Alaska the moose are so tough

you have to pay them protection money to keep your house safe.

WOMAN: Oh, hey.

(BOSTON ACCENT) Passenger side is a warning.

WOMAN: Oh, hey, that's my car.

Something to say, or something to pay?

Oh yeah, and interest just went up.

Or I'm coming to your kid's football game.

(MOOING)

Let's crank the epic level up to eleven,

with an all-time classic from Australia.

Oh, no!

What happens when your hunting dog disappears?

You haul ass to get there and save him.

The kangaroo has his dog in a headlock, and he's not having it.

Rushing blindly into action,

with no weapons, just the limitless love for his dog.

The dog is loose and now it's on!

MAN: Let it go Tom - let's go.

Swing and a miss with a right cross, but the match is over.

He's got his dogs, his pride, and it was all caught on video.

Mind the barrier!

(BANGING)

Have you ever seen those orange cones in the road and thought,

'Who am I to let life's barriers get in the way?'

WOMAN: He's so mad.

We've told you to watch out for flying hammers,

but in a cruel twist of fate,

what do you do in a when the barriers themselves

become the danger?

(PANICKED CRIES)

Here's a tip, if you do see a warning device designed for safety

and protection in mind, please don't ignore.

Doing so will leave a horrible mess.

When you hit the pain barrier, the best way to push through it,

is embrace the pain, talk yourself happy, and push on.

Alternatively, avoid hitting the barrier altogether.

I'd stop to help but, frankly,

you need to get through the pain barrier on your own.

Road barriers are there to protect us,

but that doesn't mean that they don't hurt when you hit them,

especially on a moped.

I think you know where we're going with this one.

Not a great jump, more of a little wipe-out jump.

And we're all thinking the same thing, that's one big Thai flag.

If you think hitting a barrier on a moped hurts,

let's try it with a bicycle.

In the words of an 80s' sports coach,

'You'll be fine, just walk it off.'

We're at the toll booth now, where the long arm of the barrier

is there to channel paying vehicles through one at a time.

I said one at a time.

Good job for the helmet, eh?

You never know with these parking gates,

some of them have their own plans.

Like seemingly undressing this lady as she tries to pass.

Naughty gate, bad gate!

She's looking back at it like,

'You could have at least asked for my number first.'

You know what happens to naughty gates? They get punished.

This bad barrier smacks the man's wife on the head

as they pass without noticing it.

Which turns husband green with Hulk rage.

What a hero!

At least, that's until you turn green again once the fine

for breaking it arrives in the post.

The railroad crossing,

and the location for so many of our most shocking clips.

Dad is in a hurry to beat the barrier and catch the

'avocado-on-sourdough-toast and-baby-cino breakfast.'

It's a shockingly bad dad moment,

as he dashes across the tracks faster than the time he paid

the nanny to participate in sports day.

Please never attempt what he just did.

Let's crank it up,

as this getaway driver is making a sparky escape from the cops.

(SIRENS BLARE)

In true movie style,

he squeaks through the crossing as the gates close,

leaving the cops helpless.

And with the barrier down, it's too late - he's gone!

Of course, police did catch him later, but at least he has something

to show the other inmates in jail.

Still to come - it's time to wince as we get active.

It's a hole in one for this crazy lady on the fairway.

And stray dogs get rescued on hell's highway.

But before that, here's another teaser.

Welcome to Brooklyn and the dashcam of a New York cop car.

But see if you can guess what disaster is about to happen

before your very eyes.

Hmmm - this one might seem a little obvious, stay with us to find out.

Caught on sportcam.

There are some people out there who use roads for more than

just driving, they actually do sporty and athletic things on them.

Often without success.

Let's test your nut allergy,

as we look at some of these truly nutty people,

on road and off-road,

who provide us with so many humorous and painful moments.

Welcome to Sport On Dashcam.

What a great idea for a spin off show!

Want to see what mountain bike racing looks like first-hand?

Here it is, so that you don't have to do it yourself.

Ouchie-wa-wa!

Now either he is in great pain,

or he is attempting to sing a song of injury to a pod of whales.

And then it turns into a ditty by the Average White Band...

Pick up all the pieces.

As friends are left to 'pick up the pieces.'

Who knew mountain biking could be so painfully musical?

Here's some BMX biking on an economy scale,

as these riders in New Jersey take on the dreaded,

'Log Challenge,' part of the course.

These young men risk injury and genital mutilation

with every attempt, but gosh darn, it's fun to watch.

This 'Big Eagles,' fan finally puts an end to all the fun.

(CROWD OH)

Taking a look how the others live,

we're off to the Cotswolds in England for an event called,

'The Cloud Trials,'

a bit of silly fun that's been happening since the 1960s.

It's like the Red Bull races, but for the rich.

Classic cars driven by the historically wealthy

who navigate a course that features this iconic part called,

'Crooked Mustard Hill.'

The trick is to bounce your way to the top of 'Mustard.'

But it rarely works, much to the amusement of onlookers.

Always nice to see the posh get their comeuppance.

This couple opt to rev their way up, but their vintage car says,

'No, this isn't my idea of fun.'

It's a bit of a damp squid attempt that disappoints the crowds.

Not to worry, the best part is to come...

..as Newton's law of universal gravitation enters the equation.

In other words, what goes up, must come down. See ya.

Spread some of that crooked mustard all over my sausage, yum yum.

Let's go full nut-bar now,

as we take to the skies with these para-glider-sailors.

Would you do this? Probably not after what you're about to see.

Being 300 feet in the air makes you vulnerable to wind shears,

where a sudden change in direction of wind can bring on

a reality nightmare.

As for the flyers definition of 'lucky.'

Luckily I landed in a field and not a house or something,

- or the water."

Not landing on a house, water or wood-chipper certainly is lucky.

As is winning a tenner on a scratch card, but way less dangerous.

More danger now and this time it's long-boarding,

which is a fancy way of saying,

'How to get hit by a car while doing something silly.'

In this case, it's not the cars you need to worry about -

it's the sheep.

(SHEEP BAA)

That's a baaaad hit.

Ending on epic-awesome.

Just because you're in a wheelchair,

doesn't mean you can't live life on the edge.

This guy has clipped his chair onto a skateboard,

to get that need for speed.

So much faster than cycling.

Soak up that adrenaline, son!

Welcome back to Brooklyn, New York,

where we asked you to guess what happens next.

Hmm, I don't think is takes a genius to predict...

Mind the wires!

Kiss goodbye to electricity, residents.

(HORN BLARING)

(SIRENS BLARE)

Ignoring the blast from the police siren and completely oblivious

to the fact the tow truck arm has not been lowered,

the driver just keeps on going.

Unlike the police siren.

Obviously, this officer is enjoying the show too much

and eagerly anticipating what's about to happen next.

Mind the traffic light!

Good luck on this one.

Finally, I think he got the message. Nice work, Grandmaster Flash!

Funny police moments.

Police around the world consistently have to deal with violent people.

Throwing themselves into life-threating situations.

(SIRENS HOOP)

But they can also end up in some pretty crazy

and hilarious situations too.

OK, maybe not that funny.

But so much more exciting than being sat in a voiceover booth

with no window.

Time to check out what silly shenanigans the general public

have been up to, that ends in arrest.

POLICE OFFICER: "I've got a tractor — a massive tractor,

he is not stopping, he is not stopping."

Surely, we'll get to see Florida Man?

(SIRENS BLARE)

Police chases are just par for the course at this golf club,

and no, it's not Mar-a-Lago.

So, what kind of person would cause such wanton destruction?

Say hello to 61-year-old Jodi Ann Harvey.

It's a Florida woman.

What? Indiana? Close enough. And she's high on cocaine.

Lots of cocaine.

Like a cocaine bear amount of cocaine. Out of the way, Tiger!

Officers manage to execute a PIT manoeuvre on hole eight,

to bring her round of speed golf to an end.

Only, it gets worse. I mean, what on earth is she wearing?

Jodi is finally taken down and whisked away,

but not before asking the officers if they would like to 'party.'

It's not all fun and games for police here,

who are obviously missing an awesome baseball game.

The game is paused,

as cops try to corral this cyclist who is doing circles around them.

And from the reaction of spectators,

it's a lot more thrilling than the baseball.

Yo, what the hell?

You've taken me to the ball game,

where are the promised peanuts and cracker jacks?

Police will go to great lengths in the name of the law,

as this motorcyclist in Thailand finds out

when he sees a police officer holding onto the side of

this tanker for dear life.

Turns out the truck driver didn't want to stop at the check point,

so his toll charge is one cop.

He's even locked in with one arm whilst texting with the other.

Shockingly, this is no short ride,

with the driver refusing to stop for nearly ten miles.

Nothing much happens in those ten miles, so we'll skip the end,

where finally he pulls into a service station once realising

he's low on fuel and hasn't had lunch.

Someone's in big trouble, but not as much as the officer who received

a ticking-off from his wife, for taking his job too seriously.

Big city cops might get all the fun,

but it's the rural chases that provide that solid adrenaline rush.

It's Halloween in Ohio,

and this bandit on a stolen Bobcat

is looking to flee from this cornfield.

The cop runs alongside in a high-paced foot pursuit,

even drawing his gun.

COP: Shut it off now, shut it off.

As the cop climbs onboard the digging bucket to go face-to-face,

the suspect gives warning.

THIEF: Hey get back, you're going to get hurt.

Stop. Too late.

And just like that, flips the cop back into the cornfield.

Stop it now!

Imagine the grilling back at the precinct.

Worst. Halloween. Ever.

And we didn't even get to see Florida Man!

To the rescue.

When life throws you curveballs,

sometimes all you really need is a handy bike

to help you get from A to B.

Whether rescuer or being rescued,

what matters most is how you react in those moments,

even if that attempt to help a stranger out of a ditch

doesn't quite go to plan.

Look out doggie!

Time to finish with a celebration of the good,

where even the littlest help comes in handy.

MAN: His helmet, wrong side.

Ah now that's so much better!

How do you react to a person in need?

Are you the type of person who helps out a human in distress

or do you ignore and speed ahead?

This driver is heading down the highway when he spies a car

in trouble on the other side of the busy dual carriage way.

So, what does this hero do?

He turns his car around and sees if he can offer assistance

to a fellow driver in a spot of trouble.

Not a good place to break down at all.

It's busy enough to cause a nervous breakdown.

Risking his own safety, he snapes on the flashers,

dons the hi-vis and sees if he can sort her tyre out.

Quicker than it takes for the break down company to come to your rescue,

this automotive assistant has the bad wheel off,

the spare on, and her faith in humanity restored, refurnished,

and replenished.

And one more thing, if you do find yourself stranded on a main road,

always stay on the grass shoulder.

The NHS will thank you for it later.

Vehicles and fire. A match made in hell.

Here in California, shoppers notice smoke emanating from a bank.

But it's not the money that's on fire, it's a parked SUV.

The driver's door is open,

but does anyone check to see if the driver's in there?

Where there's smoke, there's fire, and where there's fire,

you'll often find people.

Thankfully this suspecting guy does check and he's right.

With the driver passed out at the wheel,

our hero is quick to pull him from his vehicle and to safety.

And not a moment too soon -

as the smoke thickens, and the fire rapidly gets worse.

Minutes later, the sirens arrive.

And it's now the turn of the professionals take over,

dousing the flames and putting an end to this San Jose drama.

The driver made a complete recovery,

and if anyone deserves a big fat bankers' bonus,

we know just the guy.

This looks like a computer game.

In fact, it's motion tracking on a 360-degree camera,

which is able to spot the one thing you never want to see near a road,

a dog.

Having pulled over onto the hard shoulder,

the driver in a hoodie beckons the stray to him.

But wait, what's that?

Turns out it's not just one dog on the evil highway, but two.

He has a friend, or a girlfriend, can't really tell from here.

More importantly, a dangerous highway is no place for you to be.

Hey, where you going? Off he trots to join his partner.

But our hooded angel is not about to give in.

He's off again on a mission to save these hounds from 'Hell Highway.'

Further down, 'Hell Highway,'

and other vehicles are trying to box the two canines in,

much to the concern of our 'Angel Hoodie.'

Please don't go with him, he's not even a real angel.

Plus, I have a fifty-foot backyard with loads of buried bones.

Sensing our hooded hero might be right, the canine couple keep going.

These pups are really playing hard to get!

As the ordeal goes on far longer than anyone thought possible,

hooded angel squeezes in front to try one last time.

Although to be honest, the dogs seem totally chilled by the whole thing,

even enjoying the attention.

And heavens above, number one is secure.

True to his religion, hooded angel abducts - sorry I mean adopts -

the pup, make that both pups.

Not a problem, there's plenty of bones to go round.

And with a final nod to the 360-camera,

he's off with his new best friends,

who'll probably tunnel their way out of his backyard

in less than five minutes.

That's all we have time for folks.

But fear not, we'll be back before you know it with another gas tank

full of driving entertainment.

So, until next time...

..don't forget to join us on #CODC for more exclusive clips.

See you soon.

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