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Anything happening?

No, nothing.

Couple of phone calls,

but I convinced them they didn't need us.

Good.

How about Fish? He, uh, off on mugging detail yet?

No, he's still in back, dressing.

Yeah, Liz takes a while too.

Barney? Wojo, Chano, Harris,

everybody gets mugging detail except me.

Really? I hadn't realized that.

Is there any reason why you don't send me?

No.

Is it because you think I don't look good in a dress?

Of course not.

I mean, uh, I think I'd look very attractive

in the right light.

You want to go on mugging detail?

No, I just want to be asked.

Barn.

Ready to go?

I'm on with Purcell. He hasn't checked in yet.

All right, uh, make yourself comfortable.

That's impossible.

Excuse me, ma'am.

Morning, Nick. Hi, Harris.

Hey, Wojo. Morning.

M ng, Fish.

Morning.

I'm sure you have something to say.

Take off the pearls.

Wojo... WOJO: Yeah?

When you had this detail, uh,

and you were out in the park, what did you do?

I mean, did you...? Did you use the men's room

or the ladies' room?

I waited.

That's no alternative.

Excuse me.

Yeah?

You a cop?

Yeah.

No kidding.

My name is Reville.

Master Sergeant J.R. Reville.

United States Army.

I recognize the uniform.

I'll bet you do.

I wanna speak to your superior officer.

Please.

Well, we're pretty equal around here.

Ha!

Barney.

The captain will see you in a minute.

At ease.

I'm Captain Miller, what can I do for you?

Uh... Master Sergeant J.R. Reville, sir.

I run the recruiting station over at Third and Lexington.

Ah, yes. You know it?

Uh, I've passed there, yes.

Uh, I just got a call from some wacko,

says he's gonna blow the place to smithereens.

Have any idea who it might be?

Well, maybe, sir.

I don't know his name, but, uh, there was some guy

came in a couple of days ago wanting to join up.

Uh-huh. You recognize the voice?

No. The cough.

This guy on the phone had this cough

and this hack like he was gonna die.

Sounds like the same man that came in.

You're certain of that? Oh, yes, sir.

I mean, he made the same funny sound, you know, like:

Have a seat, uh, sergeant.

Just have a seat, sergeant.

Nick, uh, get a mug book.

Uh, we're gonna show you some pictures

and, uh, see if you can identify anybody.

Sergeant Yemana here will help you out.

Here you go.

Ye-ma-na.

Yeah, sounds pretty, don't it?

Don't make sense.

I mean, why would anyone want to blow up

a United States military installation?

Nostalgia?

Oh, hey, hey. Here it is.

What you got?

Oh, I had this company to look up my genealogy.

You know, your ancestors, your family tree...

Yes, I... I know the term.

Oh, well, this is it.

Now whatever gave you the idea to do a thing like that?

Oh, I don't know,

I mean, I just got this urge,

you know, to find out about my past.

To go back to my... Roots.

You saw it too?

Some of it.

You know, you can get a real sense of yourself,

you know, from a knowledge of, uh, things gone by in the past,

you know? I mean, the, uh,

trials and sufferings of your blood kin

experienced centuries ago. Mm-hm.

You know, the old problems of all the old tribal rulers.

Hm.

Are you descended from tribal rulers?

Aw, I mean, there's been talk to that effect.

Here you go, Nick.

Bombers.

Thanks.

Yemana, did you see my gloves?

No.

Maybe I left them in the locker room.

Yeah.

Was that a cop?

Yeah.

Uh, we're plainclothes officers.

We can wear anything we like.

Aw, man, they really blew it.

What's the matter? No royal blood?

Oh, hey, I probably got it, I mean,

they just didn't go back far enough to find it.

They stopped at my great-great-grandfather,

Ezekial Harris.

What was he, a slave?

No.

He, uh, owned a liquor store in Cleveland.

May we come in?

Certainly, come on in.

Barney, you remember Jilly Papalardo

and Victor Kroitzer.

Very well.

Hey, I didn't do nothin'.

I'm just here on a social visit.

We came to see Mr. Fish.

Is he here?

Uh, yeah. He's not available right now.

Why don't you, uh, just make yourselves comfortable?

Can I use the bathroom? Certainly.

I don't get to go at home very much.

Hey, Barney?

Yeah? Excuse me, Bernice.

Why don't you...? I'll be fine,

I'll wait right there for him.

Uh, Reville went through the books.

No luck.

Oh, all right.

Tell you what you do, uh,

call a police artist.

Uh, have him come down, maybe we can get a sketch.

I called already.

He's on the way down.

Very good. Yeah.

You know, I used to worry.

Because usually we never seem to be on the same wavelength.

I never have the right file you want,

the information you needed.

I'm doing something when you want me to do something else.

Well, apparently we're doing better.

I guess you're starting to think more like me.

Yeah, well, look, you gotta dig deeper.

I mean, this, uh... This thing you sent me here stops at 1916.

Plus that, you've got me stuck in Cleveland.

What do you mean my family disappears after that?

Listen to me, you either get me back to Africa,

or give me my 35 bucks back.

What are you laughing at?

I ain't laughin'.

I'm just scared.

I'm on a mugging detail.

This is part of my job.

Yeah, sure.

Bernice, what are you doing here?

I have to take, uh, Jilly and Victor to the dentist.

Yeah, we're gonna get our teeth cleaned.

You know, when they scrape off all that yellow junk,

they get all that food out from between the cracks.

Get away from me.

I need some money, Fish.

You forgot to leave me a check.

I didn't intend to.

All right, who asked for the artist?

Over here.

Sergeant Wilkinson.

Sergeant Yemana, Sergeant Reville.

How are you?

Can I set up here?

If you want.

Want? Want's got nothing to do with it.

It's okay.

Want. This isn't want, this is a living.

Uh, Sergeant Reville, uh, saw the suspect.

Want is collages, want's pastels,

an occasional lithograph.

Uh, the sergeant got a pretty good look at the suspect.

Did you get a pretty good look at the suspect?

Yeah.

What was his most unusual feature?

His cough.

Nope, it was more like:

You ever seen any of my work?

No.

Thanks for your time.

Okay, I'll be right down.

I have to go on duty, Bernice.

What about Jilly and Victor?

We'll keep them for the time being.

No, I mean about the dentist.

All right, all right.

But this is the last cent I'm gonna spend

till the city gives me more money.

Thank you.

Bernice, please.

What are you afraid of? I'll smudge your makeup?

That's a joke.

Didn't you think it was funny?

You have no sense of humor, Bernice.

That's one of the reasons I married you.

I have to go now.

We'll go down with you.

Come on Jilly, Victor, we're leaving.

Bye.

See you around, H s.

No rush, Kroitzer.

Look, could you make the eyes a little farther apart?

I can put his eyes in his ears if you want.

Look, you saw the guy, I didn't.

How's it going?

Uh, we're getting there.

You didn't use my chin.

Uh, listen, why don't I finish the sketch

and, uh... And you go have a cup of coffee?

Now, wait a minute...

Uh, help yourself, sergeant.

Yes, sir.

I hate having people watch me while I work.

I used to like it.

Not anymore.

Kind of goes with the job when you think about it.

I studied seven years in Europe.

Oils, water colors, pastels.

It's pretty nice.

Yeah, I should be in Paris

painting landscapes, nudes.

Instead, I'm rearranging noses.

You know, this stuff is worse than Army joe.

Yeah, and we drink it.

Hey.

You know, you look like Army to me.

Uh, Marines.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

So, what happened?

What are you talking about?

Why'd you quit?

My hitch was up.

Come on, you could've re-enlisted.

Figured I had more important things to do.

What could be more important than protecting your country?

I'm protecting a little bit of it right here.

Have you ever considered a career in the Army?

I'm really not interested.

Listen, I got some literature back at the station

I could send you. I don't want it.

Don't mention it.

Hey, I'm a New York City police officer.

It's all right. We can retrain you.

Okay, that's it.

That's it? Okay, sergeant?

Yes, sir?

Uh, what do you say?

That's him! Good.

Okay, Wojo? That's him.

Let's get copies of these,

uh, distributed around the neighborhood.

Uh, you said he had a cough?

Swigging this medicine out of a bag like you wouldn't believe.

Okay, okay.

Drop a copy off at Bellevue, Beekman

and the free clinics, okay?

Right, Barn. Harris, go with him.

Yeah, okay, Barn.

Can't... Can't we work this out some other way?

That was fast work.

Mr. Hector.

Just, uh, he doesn't look like much of a mugger.

He's not a mugger. What'd he do?

He tried to pick me up.

I don't believe it.

Well, beauty's in the eye of the beholder.

E-excuse me, captain?

What...? What's gonna happen to me?

Well, Mr. Hector, that depends on Sergeant Fish.

Listen, I... I'm not a weirdo.

It's just that it's hard for a guy like me to meet women.

Apparently.

I was just sitting at a park bench

and she came by... He. He. Yes, he.

Anyway, I was just attracted to him.

I mean, he had this real sexy way of moving when he walked.

Dislocated his hip last year.

Sit down.

Lookit, I'm sorry, but this was all a...

A misunderstanding.

Why didn't you leave me alone when I told you to?

I thought you were flirting. What'd you offer me $20 for?

That's all I had.

Look man, I... Look, I just don't care how bad off I get,

I'm just not gonna stay in one of them places.

What places? Hospitals.

We checked, uh, Bellevue, Beekman, uh, all those.

Left a picture, they said if the guy shows up,

they'll call. Okay, good.

Barney, you ever spend any time in one of those emergency rooms?

I mean, everybody's running around.

They're yelling, screaming, crying for doctors.

It's called suffering, Harris.

Yeah.

I guess I just wish they'd keep it to themselves.

A real humanitarian, huh?

I think Harris just had a traumatic experience

in a hospital once, right?

Yeah, the nurse over at Beekman shot him down.

By the way, that, uh, genealogy company dropped off a package.

It's on your desk.

All right,

now we're gonna get into a little history.

Okay, Mr. Hector.

I'm gonna put you in a cage.

Oh.

Listen, it's been very lonely for me.

I'm a widower.

I'm not.

My wife died in '65.

Mine didn't.

I mean, this... Look...

What's the matter, didn't they go back far enough?

Went back to 1400.1400? Wow.

Africa, huh?

Scotland.

Probably a mistake.

No, man, a rip-off is what it is.

We ought to bust that gang of thieves.

Look at my family crest.

A bagpipe on a field of tweed.

It does stretch one's credulity a bit.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, well, just, uh, stall him there

and, uh, we'll be over in a few minutes.

Yeah, right, bye.

What do you got? Bellevue Emergency.

They're treating some guy over there

they say looks like the picture.

All right, take off. Harris, go with him.

Okay, Barn. Nick, uh,

run over to that recruiting office

and bring back, uh, Sergeant Reville.

Okay.

Hey, Harris? Yeah?

Maybe you really are from Scotland.

Oh...

I mean, you ever get the urge to drive

on the left side of the road?

Nick, yhere is absolutely no humor in this situation.

I usually get a lot of laughs in this place.

Here, uh, just, uh,

get inside, all right?

You gotta give me my medicine back.

Yeah, look, okay but first you gotta answer a few questions,

all right? That's him.

That is the guy!

All right, just hold it, will you?

Barn?

Yeah?

Uh, Barn?

Uh, this guy from Bellevue, his name is DiLucca.

And, uh, that, uh, Reville just made a positive ID.

What are you, nuts?

I mean, threatening the United States Army.

Take it easy. You some wacko ding-a-ling?

Take it easy, take it easy.

All right, now, sergeant, are you certain this is the man

who came into your recruiting station?

Yes, sir.

I never forget a cough, sir.

Mr. DiLucca, earlier today

someone called Sergeant Reville here

and threatened to blow up his recruiting station.

Yeah, that... That was me and I was gonna do it.

You admit making the call?

They deserved it for what they did to me.

Which was what?

Yeah, lookit right here in the newspaper,

I cut it out two weeks ago.

"Army admits germ warfare experiments

conducted in New York subways."

Yeah, I read that myself.

Yeah, they planted germs, bacteria.

They was using us for guinea pigs.

Sir, if the U.S. Army did that, they had a very good reason.

Sure, to see how sick they could make people.

All right, just, uh, take a seat, Mr. DiLucca.

Would you believe I had this cough since 1961?

Would you care for some water?

Uh, isn't it possible that, uh,

there's another cause for your coughing?

That ain't all, I got, uh, headaches, nausea, insomnia.

That could happen to anywhere.

Eh, I got VD six times. Explain that.

Did you go to that place where they...?

Nick.

Just take Ssergeant Reville's statement.

Sergeant?

Wojo, take care of Mr. DiLucca here.

Right, Barn.

I checked your priors. You're clean.

Come on.

Where are you taking me?

I'm releasing you.

I'm very grateful.

Come on over here and sign for your valuables.

What a waste.

Man, this paper is ridiculous.

What's the matter?

Oh, lookit here, man. I mean,

I know that somewhere, somebody in my family has been in Africa.

Makes sense.

Yeah, but look at this.

I mean, according to this,

my great-great-great-great-

great-great-great grandfather was a commander

in the Scottish dragoons of the British Infantry.

Come on, can you believe that?

You know, the British army got around.

Weren't they in places like Rhodesia and South Africa

and places like that?

Man, they are trying to make me believe

that some Scotch dude bivouacking in Swaziland

is responsible for my being here.

With kilts it would be easy.

Okay, you can go now.

I want you to know I appreciate your consideration, sergeant.

That's okay.

You know, you have a very nice smile,

but I guess you've been told that before.

Never.

Mr. Hector.

Lou.

Lou.

I'm a normal man, you're a normal man.

It just wouldn't work out.

I understand what you're saying.

Good.

You wanna go to a ball game?

I don't like baseball, Mr. Hector.

Goodbye, Mr. Hector.

Goodbye, sergeant.

Listen, listen...

If you ever get that detail again,

I'd like to take you to lunch.

Forget it.

Am I finished now?

Yeah.

Thanks for your help.

I don't hold any grudges.

I mean, about the war and all, you know?

I was in the Army.

You what?

In Nisei Division.

We landed in Italy.

The Nisei Division.

On our side?

The 442nd.

United States Army.

The Nisei Division.

So it didn't make any difference to you who won.

Somebody had to stop them, don't you understand that?

Easy, easy. Look, Mr. DiLucca,

according to this, uh, article,

the Army stopped its experiments in 1970.

Then how come I'm still...

sick?

That, uh, cough sounds pretty bad.

They took away my medicine.

Yeah? Where is it?

Back at Bellevue.

Uh, Mr. DiLucca, how about this:

How about if, uh, Detective Harris

and Detective Wojciehowicz

take you back to Bellevue for some of your medicine?

Sure. Good.

You want us to go all the way back to Bellevue

just for some cough medicine?

Absolutely.

You know, the cough syrup with the arms that tie in the back.

Oh, yeah, right.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, right. Sure.

Uh, Barney, I'm checking out.

Yeah, me too pretty soon.

Uh, all that stuff about germ warfare in the subway,

that's a lot of nonsense.

Probably.

You've been riding the subways for years.

Wanna split a cab?