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Aren't you gonna
have lunch today?
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No.
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Want this sandwich?
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Why, what's wrong with it?
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Nothing. Just not as
hungry as I thought I'd be.
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Oh.
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See, it happens like
that once in a while.
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You get up in the
morning, and, uh, you say:
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"Boy, am I hungry today."
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So you take an another sandwich.
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And then you're not so hungry.
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So. Proves you're human,
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and, uh, you can
be wrong sometimes.
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Are you through?
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Yeah.
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I wasn't sure.
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Anybody know what this is?
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I think Nick is
making something.
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Oh! Oh, my! Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Be careful, huh?
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You'll let the goodness out.
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What is that?
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It's called shabu-shabu.
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A Japanese delicacy.
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Stinks.
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A little.
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We get any coffee today?
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Later. That has to
simmer for a while.
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Why? It's the rules.
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You want some when it's
ready? No, no. No thank you.
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No thanks.
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Culture shock might kill me.
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You want a sandwich?
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Um...
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Trust me.
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No thanks.
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I'm innocent, I tell
you. I didn't do nothing.
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Put a lid on it, Vitella.
What do we got here?
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Thomas Vitella.
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Trying to rob St.
Mark's Cathedral.
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I was just there to light
a candle for my mother.
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Yeah, I caught him ripping
open one of the poor boxes.
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I dropped my matches
in it by mistake.
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Just a victim of
circumstance, is it?
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Yeah, right.
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And what about dragging
me outta that church?
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Come on.
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I asked for sanctuary.
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Sanctuary? No way.
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We give it to you, we
gotta give it to everybody.
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Huh? Go on over there.
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I'll check him for priors, Barn.
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Okay.
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Oh, Harris. I'm at your desk.
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Yeah.
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Oh, I need... Just needed
a level area to eat off.
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It's okay.
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I used a place mat.
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Good.
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I was eating over at
the desk by the window...
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but I can't eat there.
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No problem.
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It spoils your appetite
looking at that filthy air shaft.
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It's okay.
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Listen, I'm sorry. Really.
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I'll finish...
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I'll just, uh...
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I'll just go over to the
other side of the room,
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and I'll finish
eating, while I'm...
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While I'm going over there.
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Okay. Sorry.
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It's okay.
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Almost got my neck broke too.
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How did that happen?
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It wasn't me, Barn.
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It... It was the priest
that grabbed him
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and caught him till
we got there. Heh.
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Good for him.
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Yeah, the guy's
68 years old. Heh.
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Uh, this is his statement.
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Those old ones, they
can really be brutal.
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I mean, they got a lot of
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pent-up strength on account
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of being celibate so long.
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Hm. Hm.
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Hey, uh, Fish? Yeah?
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I'm having trouble,
uh, getting this off.
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Could you give me a hand?
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Thank you.
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Hey, how come somebody
didn't tell me my broker called?
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I did. It's right there.
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Thanks.
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Hey, Harris... you
in the stock market?
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Heavily.
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The broker say anything?
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Yeah, he said something about,
uh, the bottom dropping out...
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What? What do you mean,
the bottom dropped out?
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I want to know
exactly what he said.
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Hey, take it easy.
Take it easy. Not the...
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I was only kidding.
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Don't ever joke with a man
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about his portfolio.
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I'm sorry.
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Blah.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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What is...? What is this?
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That's my lunch.
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Smells like garbage.
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Garbage?
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Are you kidding?
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This is a Japanese delicacy:
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fish heads,
cabbage leaves, uh...
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Uh, cucumber rinds
and celery tops.
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Okay.
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Terrific.
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Come to think of
it, that is garbage.
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Uh, excuse me. Mm-hm.
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Are you a police officer?
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Yes.
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My name is Lawrence Weiskopf,
and I want to be arrested.
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Any particular
charge, Mr. Weiskopf?
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Oh, are you a policeman?
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Yes. What did you do?
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Murder. Murder.
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You will find the body
of Miss Gwen Baxter
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in the alley behind
450 East 28th Street.
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Okay. Uh, Dietrich, uh...
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Nick, go with Dietrich.
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Have a seat here, Mr. Weiskopf.
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Fish? Yeah.
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Read him his rights. Sure.
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How are you?
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You have the right
to remain silent.
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If you give up the
right to remain silent...
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Nick, are you going
with Dietrich? Come on.
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Yeah. Just a second.
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Nick, come on. Uh... okay.
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Uh, will you watch this
so it doesn't overcook?
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Yeah. Just get going.
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And you gotta
keep stirring it too.
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Listen, Wojo, you're
sitting right here.
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Do me a favor... Uh, busy, Barn.
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Uh...
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thing is, uh, I gotta, uh,
check out a few things here
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before I can, uh, book that guy.
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Uh, Harris.
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Harris, listen, do
me a favor, will you?
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Man, I buy at the wrong
time, I sell at the wrong time.
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Sorry to hear that.
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You know I could have
bought Xerox at 13?
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Really?
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But I said, "Who's gonna spend
all that money on a machine,
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when they got carbon paper?"
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All right.
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The buck stops here.
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Doesn't want a lawyer.
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Mr. Weiskopf, I understand
you don't want to see a lawyer?
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Why? I... I'm as guilty as
if I had killed her myself.
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What do you mean
"as if"? I thought you did.
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Maybe I should explain
this. Maybe you should.
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You see, Gwen and I
had made a suicide pact
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between the two of us.
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We just decided that our lives
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had become empty
and meaningless, so...
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So why keep going?
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Keep going, heh. For my benefit.
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Well, we couldn't
bring ourselves
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to do it together,
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so we decided she
would be at her apartment,
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and I would be mine...
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and then at exactly high noon
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she would jump
out of her window.
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And then I... And I
would take a revolver
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and, uh, put a
bullet in my head.
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Very poetic.
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Thank you.
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Also very stupid.
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Anyway... Anyway, at the
last minute, I-I lost my nerve.
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I chickened out.
I couldn't do it.
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I tried to call
her and stop her,
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but, uh... But it was too late.
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Oh, my God, when I think
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what I've done, I
could kill myself.
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Almost.
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Fish, you might as
well take his statement.
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Yeah.
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We both just felt that our life,
the meaningful part, was over.
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And w... What was left?
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I mean, my God...
I'm already 38.
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You reach a certain
point in your life
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where you figure you've
done everything important,
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and the rest then
is just downhill...
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so... why drag it out?
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None of your business.
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Hey. Hey!
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Can't you give me a break, huh?
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You robbed a church.
That's disgusting.
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Yeah. Well, I want you to
know, whatever you think,
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I'm a good Catholic.
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Sure.
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What's your address?
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One forty-six West 23rd Street.
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That's right around
the corner from me.
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Yeah? Well, it's a
nice neighborhood.
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It used to be.
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"Wojo-ho..."
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What is that? Polish?
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Yeah. Any remarks?
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No.
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I guess, uh, you're
Catholic too, huh?
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Yeah.
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Where you go to Mass?
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I ain't never seen
you at St. Mark's.
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Oh. Well, I ain't
been in a little while.
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Now, who's your employer?
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None.
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So, what's "a little while"?
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Couple of years, all right?
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Date of birth.
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Not even Easter?
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Would you tell me
your date of birth?
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March 12, 1951.
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How long has it been
since your last confession?
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Hey, I'm asking the
questions, Vitella.
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Sure. Now. All right.
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But later?
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Ah. This way, Miss Baxter.
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Gwen.
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Hello, Lawrence.
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Oh, my God, you're alive...
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How come?
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Is this our other suicide?
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Yeah. You been stirring it?
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Diligently.
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You won't regret it.
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We found her
walking in the alley.
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She was in a daze. Oh.
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The reports of her death
have been greatly exaggerated.
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Mark Twain.
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Yeah, but it's in
public domain now.
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What happened?
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You said it was gonna
be a beautiful thing.
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Both of us in
spiritual communion.
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A rendezvous in the afterlife.
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I meant that.
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Well, then why aren't you dead?
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Well, I...
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Well, uh, you
look pretty lively.
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I was gonna jump.
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Oh, sure.
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Listen. If I had really believed
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that you were really
gonna shoot yourself...
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Now, don't get snotty, Gwen.
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I don't believe you two.
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You're standing here
arguing over whose fault it is
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that you're both still alive.
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Why don't you just
agree on one thing:
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It was a stupid idea.
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It is the quality
of life that matters,
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not life itself.
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And it was not a stupid idea.
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This station does not
recognize its obligation
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to consider other
points of view.
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Suicide is a stupid idea.
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Isn't it better than letting
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senility and tedium and decay
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make the decision for you?
268
00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:58,976
Well, isn't it?
269
00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:05,093
Call Bellevue.
270
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,928
Why? They make a lot of sense.
271
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:08,319
Just call Bellevue.
272
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:15,003
Hey, uh, Barn. I, uh,
checked Vitella for priors.
273
00:13:15,027 --> 00:13:16,004
He's loaded.
274
00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:17,406
A lot of bad breaks.
275
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:21,043
Yeah. Armed robbery,
burglary, and, uh, most important,
276
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:23,179
he also happens to be A-W-O-L
277
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,480
from Rikers Island.
278
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,315
Oh, ho-ho-ho. He escaped?
279
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,617
Yeah. Went out on a work
furlough two weeks ago
280
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:29,685
and never came back.
281
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,220
How about that.
We hit the jackpot.
282
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,655
I don't want to
go back to Rikers.
283
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,190
I don't blame you.
284
00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:36,559
Give 'em a call. Have 'em
send somebody to pick him up.
285
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,093
Sure. There you go.
286
00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:40,028
Y-you ca... You can't
send me back there.
287
00:13:40,052 --> 00:13:42,572
If you send me back to Rikers,
the guys there will get me.
288
00:13:43,889 --> 00:13:44,966
Everybody's got enemies.
289
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,869
No. These guys like me.
290
00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:49,338
Oh.
291
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:51,842
You know what I'm talking about.
292
00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:55,866
Hey, man. I just happens
to look good in leather.
293
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:01,850
I gotta go to the bathroom.
294
00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:03,152
Keep your pants on.
295
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,842
I better not.
296
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,878
Okay. Come on.
297
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,629
Come on.
298
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:16,132
We just should
have done it together.
299
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:19,035
Then we wouldn't be
here, embarrassed.
300
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,702
Well, I, uh... I
would have done it.
301
00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:22,938
We simply couldn't
agree on procedures.
302
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:25,508
There was nothing wrong
with the sleeping pills.
303
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,972
Well, they make me nauseous.
304
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:35,084
Unusual case.
305
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,785
Uh, you suppose
there are a lot of people
306
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,387
who think about
killing themselves,
307
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:39,821
but don't go through with it?
308
00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:42,058
Sure. Studies show
that nearly everyone
309
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,359
at some time in his life
310
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,394
contemplates doing
away with himself.
311
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,263
Oh, yeah?
312
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:50,565
Then if the idea happened
to occur to a person
313
00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:54,203
just for a second...
that's not dangerous?
314
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,372
No. Of course not.
315
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,762
Unless he happened
to have a gun.
316
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:05,614
Have you two talked this over
calmly and dispassionately?
317
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:08,950
Yes. I believe Mr. Weiskopf
has reconsidered.
318
00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:11,019
Good. I didn't want
to have to hold you.
319
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:12,120
Apparently, he has found
320
00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:13,989
something worth living for.
321
00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:15,691
I have not.
322
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,459
If you still want
to die, honey...
323
00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:18,783
oh, we can figure something out.
324
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,765
I mean, really, I may be a
lot of things, Gwen, but...
325
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:23,954
I'm not undependable.
326
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,257
I'll get back to you.
327
00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:32,374
All right. In the cage.
328
00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:34,276
What? In the cage. Come on.
329
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,744
Oh, come on,
that ain't fair, man.
330
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,245
You gotta finish
booking me first.
331
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:39,080
No, no, no. You're
finished. Come on.
332
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,344
Come on. What are
you doing? This ain't fair.
333
00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:46,689
Oh, Harris. Yeah?
334
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,691
Someone who said he
was your broker called.
335
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,047
Oh. Thanks.
336
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:54,263
Harris... tell me the truth.
337
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,099
Uh, you ever
consider, you know...
338
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,567
suicide?
339
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,324
I'll tell you in a second.
340
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,575
Nick, check your lunch,
will you? It's burning.
341
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,344
No. No, I've been
watching real careful.
342
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:09,911
You can smell it
all the way in there.
343
00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:11,369
No, no. No.
344
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,753
Whoa! We got a
fire in the bathroom.
345
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,210
Oh, God.
346
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,247
I knew it wasn't my shabu-shabu.
347
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,236
Wojo, get a fire extinguisher.
348
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:35,838
Anybody know how
this thing started?
349
00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:36,939
It wasn't me, Barney.
350
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,541
I haven't been there for hours.
351
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:39,664
Spontaneous combustion?
352
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:43,579
Hey, I want to protest
the conditions of this place.
353
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,347
We never considered that.
354
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:46,582
Considered what?
355
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:47,871
Fire.
356
00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:50,374
You're kidding.
357
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:53,055
I don't believe it.
358
00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:54,812
Down six points?
359
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,916
Yeah, well, you check
on it. Uh, I'll hang on.
360
00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:02,764
Okay, look out.
This thing's heavy.
361
00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:04,866
Get me outta here,
for crying out loud.
362
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:06,050
Uh, Fish, get him out.
363
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,804
Anybody seen my keys?
364
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:11,873
Ah, come on! You think
where you put 'em last.
365
00:17:11,897 --> 00:17:13,709
Oh, God. What's the matter?
366
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,311
I don't know. It
isn't working right.
367
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,112
I figure you got
to shake it first.
368
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:19,381
Nick, in the hall, the
alarm. Break the glass.
369
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:20,749
The glass is broken already.
370
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,551
All right, get on the
phone, call Kogan.
371
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,320
Have him prepare to... To...
372
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,788
To evacuate the place, in
case this thing gets out of hand.
373
00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:28,190
Hey, get me out of here!
374
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,058
Well, somebody. Come on.
375
00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:31,860
Are you gonna call
the fire department?
376
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:32,861
Yeah, yeah.
377
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:33,929
Anything I can do to help?
378
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,931
I... I don't know, Dietrich.
379
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:39,435
Maybe we could, uh, beat
on the flames with our coats.
380
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,036
I don't think that
will be necessary.
381
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,671
Uh, give me the fire department.
382
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,306
Mine's an old coat.
383
00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,442
Hello? Hello?
384
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:47,531
Lining's shot.
385
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:53,215
Uh, Captain Miller
here, 12th Precinct.
386
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,417
We got an ax?
387
00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:56,418
Well, I told Kogan.
388
00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:57,853
Okay, thank you.
389
00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:01,022
Uh, better get those, uh,
files out of here, just in case.
390
00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:04,293
I was hoping we'd let it burn,
and we'd start from scratch.
391
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,027
Get those files out of here!
392
00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:07,363
Harris, give him a hand!
393
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:09,998
Look, you said it was a
good company with good PE
394
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:12,901
and dividends, and all
that good Dow Jones junk.
395
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,202
Harris! Come on!
396
00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:15,671
Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Look.
397
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:17,640
If I blow 300 bucks,
I'm coming over there
398
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,624
and taking it out
of your honky hide.
399
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:23,879
Harris, are you aware
there is a fire going on?!
400
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,046
Yeah, I heard that!
401
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:26,682
Get those files out of here!
402
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:27,706
Okay, Barn, here we go.
403
00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:30,018
In the back, in the back.
404
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,587
No, I think we
ought to start right...
405
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,910
Anywhere! Spray!
406
00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:35,658
The lock is stuck.
407
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,393
Mother of mercy.
I'm gonna burn alive.
408
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:38,394
Take it easy.
409
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:40,496
I want to make a confession.
410
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:41,630
Okay, let's hear it.
411
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,766
Not to you. I want a priest!
412
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,367
Oh. All right, fella.
413
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:49,004
Boy. It's scary being so
close to almost cashing it in.
414
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:51,473
Yeah, well, you'll
get used to it.
415
00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:52,908
Hey, Barney? BARNEY: What?
416
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,677
Relax.
417
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,345
Get these people
out of here, will you?
418
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:59,247
Anywhere. Come on. Let's go.
419
00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:00,416
It's really not safe here.
420
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,917
That's all right, we're staying.
421
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:04,353
I want to stay.
Don't you, Larry?
422
00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:06,755
- Me? Oh, yeah, sure.
- Sure.
423
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:08,857
This room could
be a blazing inferno
424
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:09,891
in a couple of minutes.
425
00:19:09,915 --> 00:19:12,894
Oh, yes. Oh, God, yes.
426
00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:13,895
She okay?
427
00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:15,163
Oh, she's terrific.
428
00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:16,632
Good.
429
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,600
You people still here?
Come on, Dietrich,
430
00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:19,635
get 'em out of here.
431
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,637
Barney, they
don't want to leave.
432
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,605
She's a little kinky.
433
00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:27,409
The libido plays a big
part in suicidal motivation.
434
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:29,778
Listen, lady. This is my fire.
435
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:31,647
You want to get your
kicks, go find your own.
436
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:32,848
We're staying.
437
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:33,982
Right, Larry?
438
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,384
Unless we're in the way.
439
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:38,487
Dietrich, get 'em outta here
if you have to use a club.
440
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,623
Fine. All right,
folks, let's go.
441
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:43,024
What...? I mean, what can we do?
442
00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:44,693
He's, uh... He's a policeman.
443
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:47,696
If we don't do it
now, we'll never do it.
444
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:48,864
Larry.
445
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,433
We can... We can set
a fire in my apartment.
446
00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:53,357
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
447
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,993
You got a fireplace?
448
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,574
Yeah.
449
00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:02,811
Yeah. We'll stare at the
flames and be together as one.
450
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:05,080
No, it'll be good. It'll
be good, sweetheart.
451
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:06,944
It'll be... Be really good.
452
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:10,207
But not the same.
453
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:16,157
Barney. What?
454
00:20:16,181 --> 00:20:17,926
We got all the files downstairs.
455
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,862
Look, this place is
going up like cardboard.
456
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,329
You'd better clear the building.
457
00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:22,464
Uh, just one second.
458
00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:24,266
Nick, come on!
459
00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:26,730
I don't want it to burn.
460
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,303
Barn. Huh?
461
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:30,071
That's it on the
fire extinguisher.
462
00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:31,673
Oh, great. All right.
Get out of here.
463
00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:33,575
The fire department
will be here any minute.
464
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:34,599
Get out of here.
465
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:38,669
Come on, get out of here!
466
00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,534
All cleaned up, captain.
467
00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:01,403
Yeah, I see. Lovely.
468
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,405
You people could be
a little more careful.
469
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:04,973
You people could
be a little neater.
470
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:05,974
How's the bathroom?
471
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,208
What about it?
472
00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:08,310
Can we use it?
473
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:10,814
Sure. Plumbing don't burn up.
474
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:15,049
You know, this whole building
could have burned to the ground.
475
00:21:15,073 --> 00:21:16,353
You guys are lucky.
476
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:18,842
I suppose.
477
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,892
There's no door here.
478
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:25,349
Well, they had to chop it off.
479
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,864
Are we gonna get a new one?
480
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,799
Eventually.
481
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:31,800
Yeah, but... But...
482
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:33,235
How am I...?
483
00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:37,361
Till then it's up to each
individual's sense of modesty.
484
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:43,045
Nick, you better check
for water damage.
485
00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:44,189
It's too late.
486
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,618
I'll tell you what's
gonna happen.
487
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,820
You're gonna sign a
confession admitting to arson.
488
00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:52,888
What arson?
489
00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:55,858
There was just
a fire in the toilet.
490
00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:58,127
And what would happen if
this building had gone up?
491
00:21:58,151 --> 00:21:59,795
And somebody had gotten killed?
492
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,563
You'd be facing murder one.
493
00:22:01,587 --> 00:22:03,132
Now, where'd you
get those matches?
494
00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,167
I found them in there.
495
00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:09,404
You see, it wasn't premeditated.
It was a crime of passion.
496
00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:12,474
I was hoping to escape
in... In the confusion.
497
00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:15,165
But unfortunately,
there was none.
498
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:20,148
I didn't want to go
back to Rikers, that's all.
499
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,483
You're not gonna be so lucky.
500
00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:24,219
This time they'll send
you to Elmira or Attica.
501
00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:25,621
Oh, yeah?
502
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:26,977
Sit down, Vitella. Come on.
503
00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:31,660
I hear they have a
nice chapel up in Attica.
504
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,617
I don't want to discuss it.
505
00:22:35,053 --> 00:22:36,264
And a great Mass.
506
00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:38,768
I don't want to discuss it.
507
00:22:46,798 --> 00:22:47,798
Hi, Fish.
508
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,868
Been quite a day, hasn't it?
509
00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:57,886
I took, uh, Weiskopf and
Baxter over to Bellevue.
510
00:22:57,910 --> 00:22:59,154
Good.
511
00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:01,456
I consulted with a couple
of doctors while I was there.
512
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:02,791
Oh?
513
00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:05,727
Did you know that
suicide is, uh, really
514
00:23:05,751 --> 00:23:08,363
a manifestation of outward
hostility turned inward?
515
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:09,531
Really?
516
00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:11,033
Instead of killing
somebody else,
517
00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:12,301
you try to kill yourself.
518
00:23:12,325 --> 00:23:13,668
Fascinating. Heh.
519
00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:15,437
Like Miss Baxter's.
520
00:23:15,461 --> 00:23:18,907
Suicidal tendencies often
grow out of a combination
521
00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:21,865
of hostility and lack
of sexual gratification.
522
00:23:23,836 --> 00:23:26,415
Barney. It's finally ready.
523
00:23:26,439 --> 00:23:28,879
I want you to be
the first to taste it.
524
00:23:31,810 --> 00:23:34,290
Oh.
525
00:23:40,185 --> 00:23:41,496
Hey, that's pretty good.
526
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:42,619
See?
527
00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:59,815
My God.
528
00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:01,238
I wonder what went wrong.
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Hello, Bernice?
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You wanna go dancing tonight?
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