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Fish?
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There's brown stuff
coming down the air shaft.
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That's snow.
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Right.
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Wojo hasn't checked in yet, huh?
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No.
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God, Barney, how
many Christmas Eves
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have we spent together?
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More than I care to remember.
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Um, I don't mean,
uh... I mean, uh...
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And then, before I
know what is happening,
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he takes my purse and
runs off into the alley.
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It was very frightening.
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Let me, uh, just get some
details, Ms. Murakami,
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and, uh, then we'll see
what we can do, huh?
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That would be most appreciated.
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Um, and what was
inside the purse?
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Well, all my cosmetics,
personal belongings,
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an appointment book,
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my wallet with my money.
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And how much was that?
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Two hundred and fifty dollars.
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That's a good deal
of cash to be carrying.
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Thank you.
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Um, where did you say
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this incident occurred?
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I was standing on the corner
of 14th Street and Broadway.
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That's a pretty rough
area, Ms. Murakami.
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I mean, it's not a smart idea
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to be walking the
streets alone at night.
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I will try and
remember that, officer.
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Heh-heh. Uh, let's see.
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Now, you were
just standing there?
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Yes.
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Were you, uh,
waiting for somebody?
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Uh, uh-huh.
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Anybody in particular?
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You got something
on your mind, turkey?
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Hey, look, I mean, take it easy.
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I mean, I don't enjoy
working on Christmas
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anymore than you do.
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Merry Christmas.
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Hey, Wojo. Hey,
Fish, it's snowin' out.
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Get away from me!
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Merry Christmas, Barn.
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Well, I'm glad you made
it in time for the festivities.
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Oh, yeah, I guess I'm late.
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There's so many
people out there.
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Wojo, I don't wanna
hear any more excuses.
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I'd just like you here on time.
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Yeah, I just had to stop
and get this wrapped.
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Merry Christmas, Barn.
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I thought, uh... I
thought we all agreed
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we weren't exchanging
presents this year.
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I didn't agree.
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I didn't get anything for you.
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That's okay. Come on.
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Bah, humbug.
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Harris, Harris. HARRIS: Yeah?
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Um, merry Christmas.
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Hey, man, I mean, I
thought we decided
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there'd be no
exchanging this year.
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Wojo is acting unilaterally.
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Thanks.
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Where's the Christmas tree?
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I thought we were
gonna have a tree.
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Nick went out to get it.
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Merry Christmas, Fish.
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Who told you to do that?
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Nobody. All
right? I-I wanted to.
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How'd you like
me to walk in here
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and give you a present?
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It ain't... It... It...
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It isn't necessary for you
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to give me a present, Fish.
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Sure, always
thinking of yourself.
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Hey, guys, I got it.
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It's blue.
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It's beautiful, ain't it?
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Where will we put it?
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In the garbage.
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Barn, look what he got.
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It's a tree.
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It's hideous.
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Wait till I it decorated.
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Christmas trees are
supposed to be green.
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Blue. It's... It's sacrilegious.
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Wojo, sacrilegious is in
the eye of the beholder.
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One man's hideous is
another man's beautiful.
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Very well-phrased.
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Okay.
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Blue?
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Uh, yeah, okay.
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We'll be right over.
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Uh, Ms. Murakami, take your time
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and, uh, look those
over very carefully.
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If you recognize anybody,
make a note, okay?
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Uh, Barney, the, uh,
Salvation Army just called.
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They, um... The Santa
Claus that they got in front of
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Siegel's Department
Store just got ripped off.
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Oh, how Christmas-y.
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Yeah.
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Uh, take Fish with you.
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Okay, Barn.
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Hey, Fish? FISH: Yeah?
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Come on. We got
a... We got a hold up.
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Sure, why not?
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You know, just think of that.
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I mean, you know, somebody
actually mugging a Santa Claus.
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Yeah?
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Recognize anyone?
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Oh, it's hard to tell.
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Everyone looks so much alike.
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I know what you mean.
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I'm Japanese too.
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I'm Sergeant, uh, Nick Yemana.
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Oh. Dorothy Murakami.
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I'm a cop.
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I admire you people very much.
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Well, it's dirty work, but
somebody's gotta to do it.
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Nick, we're out of coffee.
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Later.
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Well, there's no one here.
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Are there any other pictures
you want me to see, huh?
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There's a double feature
playing at the Toho.
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I mean, is there any
other thing to do?
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Well, I guess not.
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Uh, we'll put out an APB and...
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And we'll do the
best we can, okay?
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Thank you. Oh, uh...
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Uh, I get off at 12:00.
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Uh, maybe you'd care
to have a couple of drinks
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or a bite to eat?
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I don't know.
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You know, uh, it's nice
to be among your own
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on a holiday.
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Um, what time did
you say you got off?
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Uh, 12. Where do you live?
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Uh, I'll come back here.
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Great. Be careful going
through the streets.
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See you later, John.
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It's Nick.
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All right, inside.
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A child could do it.
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A snap to assemble.
Easy-to-follow directions.
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Lies, all lies.
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Settle down, Mr. Craig.
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This our mugger?
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No, this is a new crime.
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Wonderful.
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We talked to Santa Claus.
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And a guy walked up to him
when nobody was around,
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pulled out a gun and made
him empty his pot into a sack.
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And Mr. Craig here?
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While we were standing
there, there was this crash
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on the other end
of the building.
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Yeah. He, uh...
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He threw this through
a display window.
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What is it?
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A Zoom-A-Go-Round.
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I bought it at Siegel's.
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It won't go together!
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All right, take it
easy, take it easy.
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Take it easy.
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You see, Barney, uh,
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Mr. Craig had gone
back to the store
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to try to get some help,
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but, uh, unfortunately,
they had just closed.
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I could see them in there,
but they wouldn't let me in.
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So you, uh, threw it
through the window?
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I was just returning it.
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It decapitated a mannequin.
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It was quite a
grisly scene, Barn.
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Seeing it's Christmas,
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Siegel's has decided
to press charges.
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Aha. Good. I was afraid
they would get maudlin on us.
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Okay, Mr. Craig, let's go.
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Merry Xmas and a ho-ho-ho.
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Hi, Barney. Hi, fellas.
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How are you, inspector?
What brings you around?
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Ah, no reason special, Barney.
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Just wanted to drop by
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to wish you and yours
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a most joyous and
prosperous holiday season.
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Same to you, inspector.
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Listen, Barney, I got
a little something here.
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Inspector, please,
you didn't have to.
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No, this is for me. Oh.
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Yeah, a little token
of appreciation
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from one of our
generous merchants.
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I see.
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Yeah. Lousy half-pint.
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Can you imagine the cheap?
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Back in the old days,
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when I was poundin' a beat
on 8th Avenue, you know,
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every Christmas you was good
for a turkey from the butcher,
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some dried fruits
from the grocer...
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Times change, inspector.
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Oh, they certainly do, Barney.
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Now, you take your
8th Avenue today.
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Both sides lined
with porno palaces
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and massage parlors, huh?
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That stuff's hard to wrap.
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I, uh... I thought
maybe you and me...
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You got a few minutes?
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Maybe you and me could
have a little, uh, talk together.
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Uh, inspector, as
a matter of fact,
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I got a couple of reports, uh...
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I just gotta get 'em out.
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They're sitting on
my desk in my office.
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In the office. Right.
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Gotcha, Barney.
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Uh, okay, Mr. Craig,
we're gonna have to, uh,
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put you in the cage
until I check you out.
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Come on.
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You gotta be a rocket scientist
to put one of those together.
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Come on. These
things aren't that bad.
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Talk is cheap.
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I don't wanna be disturbed,
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unless it's
something very trivial.
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All right, where
are the directions?
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Here.
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They're in Japanese.
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So I suppose you got big
plans for tomorrow, huh, Barney?
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No. Nothing special.
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Just, uh, spend the day at home
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with Liz and the kids.
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Ah. Yeah, well, I...
Yeah, I'll be home too.
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Guess I'll just, you know,
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wrench out a few things,
watch the game on TV.
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Clean my revolver.
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Sounds nice.
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I'll heat up a cup of Ovaltine,
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and heat up some
fish sticks for myself.
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Sit back in front of the TV.
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Got a DuMont.
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Oh, what the heck.
You know, Christmas...
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Christmas: I always say
it's for the kids, right, Barney?
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Absolutely.
Yeah. Well, I... I...
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Course I never had any...
Any kids. But you know that.
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You know, on account of you
know that I never got married. Heh.
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You've been keeping
from us, inspector.
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Huh?
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What?
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What, that red-headed cashier?
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She was just talkin'
out of spite, Barney.
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Ah, w-w-we hardly
even shook hands.
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Color?
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Huh?
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You got color TV?
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Yeah.
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I thought so.
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Tsk.
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♪ Noel, Noel ♪
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Uh, ex the interruption.
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Thank you. Uh,
excuse me, inspector.
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A... A little, uh...
Uh, just be...
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Oh, sure, Barn.
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What's happening?
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Another Santa Claus
just got ripped off.
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Wonderful. Where this time?
262
00:12:39,693 --> 00:12:41,203
Klein's Department Store.
263
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:44,139
The Salvation Army's
gettin' real nasty.
264
00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:47,309
Barn, last year they were
doin' that up in the Bronx,
265
00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:50,346
and they sent out cops
dressed as, uh, Santa Clauses.
266
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,147
All right, why not?
267
00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:53,616
Any, uh, stores open late?
268
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,417
Uh, yeah, Blaine's
is open to 10.
269
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:59,856
Okay, let's set up
in front of Blaine's.
270
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,914
I can't wear
red. I really can't.
271
00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:08,030
No, let's get somebody
272
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:09,974
who looks a little
more believable.
273
00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:14,203
Somebody who'll make
an appealing target,
274
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:18,341
somebody the right
age, the right build... Fish.
275
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,843
I'm going to the bathroom.
276
00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:23,968
You can't stay
in there all night.
277
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:27,483
It's worth a try.
278
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:37,159
Hey, guys. Merry Christmas.
279
00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:38,928
Merry Christmas.
280
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,651
Merry Christmas.
281
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:44,566
What's in the bag?
282
00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:47,591
Presents. Take one.
283
00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:51,540
Very thoughtful of you.
284
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,542
Well, I was passing
that all-night drugstore,
285
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,211
you know, and I
figured, why not?
286
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,567
Merry Christmas.
287
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,518
Some literature for
the thinking man.
288
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,353
Tree House of Desire.
289
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:05,377
A classic.
290
00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:09,926
Hey, merry Christmas, Nick.
291
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,582
Oh. Ooh. Huh.
292
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,463
Hey, you got the razor!
293
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,990
Wanna trade?
294
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,806
Merry Christmas, Wojo.
295
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,541
Thanks, Harris, but, uh,
296
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,009
you didn't have to
get me a present
297
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,511
just 'cause I got you a present.
298
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:32,181
That wasn't it.
299
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,483
Sure it was.
300
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:35,906
No.
301
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:37,887
Yes.
302
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,977
Look, merry Christmas, will you?
303
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,660
Merry Christmas.
304
00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:47,997
♪ A-dashing through the snow ♪
305
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:50,299
Inspector, merry Christmas.
306
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,935
For me? Heh. Oh, hey.
307
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,836
Yeah, it's a... It's a
traveling toothbrush,
308
00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:56,338
in case you go
away for the weekend
309
00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:57,839
or something like
that. Oh, yeah.
310
00:14:57,863 --> 00:14:59,108
Oh, gee, thanks, Harris.
311
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,709
Yeah. Merry
Christmas. Merry Xmas.
312
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:04,780
Hey, Harris, uh, you got
313
00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:06,648
any of that cologne
that you use around?
314
00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:08,217
Uh, yeah, sure.
Got it in my locker.
315
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,218
Help yourself.
316
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,319
Thanks.
317
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:13,923
Hey, Nick, come on,
man, tell me what's up.
318
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,857
Something has to be up?
319
00:15:15,881 --> 00:15:17,492
I mean, uh, you're
not the only one
320
00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:19,876
that takes pride
in his appearance.
321
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:21,863
Uh,
322
00:15:21,887 --> 00:15:25,957
do these pencils
go with this shirt?
323
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,196
Thanks.
324
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:34,877
Hey, uh, Wojo? Yeah?
325
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:36,379
What's with...?
What's with Nick?
326
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,714
You know, with the cologne,
the shirt and the pencils?
327
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:39,915
He's got a date tonight.
328
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,183
Oh, yeah?
329
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:42,818
Yeah, with that,
uh, Japanese lady.
330
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,253
You were interviewin' her.
331
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,277
Oh, the hooker. Heh.
332
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,292
Hooker?
333
00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:52,060
I thought she was
a mugging victim?
334
00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:54,496
She's both.
335
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,899
I'll bet you anything,
Nick doesn't know that.
336
00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:58,633
So?
337
00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:01,303
Well, don't you think
we ought to tell him
338
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:04,373
b-before he does anything?
339
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:07,831
Before he does anything,
she's gonna tell him.
340
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,154
I, uh, checked Mr. Craig out,
341
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,523
and, uh, he had
no priors. Uh-huh.
342
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:23,092
And, um, the manager at
Siegel's Department Store
343
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:25,694
said that they would drop the
charges of breaking and entering
344
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,563
if Mr. Craig would just
pay for a new window.
345
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:28,564
Oh, okay.
346
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,199
Forget it!
347
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:32,868
Hey, man, pay the man the $2.
348
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:35,204
Let 'em glue the old
one back together.
349
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,539
All right.
350
00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:38,541
Make out a desk
appearance ticket.
351
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,042
Okay, Barney.
352
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:42,044
Hey, what's a desk
appearance ticket?
353
00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:43,512
It means you're
gonna be released
354
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,347
with a date and a
time to appear in court.
355
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,349
You wanna go to court,
you're gonna go to court.
356
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:49,651
There is a principle
involved here!
357
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,510
I hope so, for your sake.
358
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,526
Harris.
359
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,684
Oh, no. Shh.
360
00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:05,401
Okay, Mr. Craig,
it looks like, uh,
361
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,869
you're gonna be spending
Christmas with your family.
362
00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:09,504
Yeah.
363
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:10,739
Here you go.
364
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,574
Thanks. WOJO: Okay,
365
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:14,276
Here we go.
366
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,510
Whoopy, whoopy, whoopy.
367
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:17,046
Hey, you got it.
368
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,547
It's just like it's
supposed to be.
369
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:20,249
No problem.
370
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,517
I really appreciate
what you did.
371
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,053
Well, I hope the kids enjoy it.
372
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:28,223
Hey, listen, merry
Christmas, everybody.
373
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:29,891
Merry Christmas. Same to you.
374
00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:32,161
Uh, you think you'll have
any trouble getting, uh...?
375
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,195
Gettin' that home?
376
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,530
Oh, no problem.
I don't live far.
377
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,754
Uh, I'll, uh, get
the door for you.
378
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,520
It won't go through the door.
379
00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:00,222
Uh, I'm afraid you're
gonna have to take
380
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,458
some of that apart, Mr. Craig.
381
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:06,395
Oh, my God.
382
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,762
This is a nightmare!
383
00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:09,264
Oh, my God.
384
00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:10,699
Take it easy. Take it easy.
385
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,634
Uh, Mr. Craig,
could you move that
386
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:14,736
out of the doorway
here, please, so we can...
387
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,560
Oh, yeah, sure.
388
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:22,344
Hey, Wojo.
389
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:23,445
Yeah?
390
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:25,714
You like my hair this way?
391
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,782
Yeah, uh, it looks nice, Nick.
392
00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:30,886
Yeah. Thanks.
393
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,888
All right, inside.
This is entrapment.
394
00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,256
What are you guys trying to do?
395
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,292
Yeah, what do we got
here? Joseph Conti.
396
00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:39,995
He pulled a gun on me
and grabbed for the pot.
397
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,296
Sit down.
398
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,398
Hey, what are you doin'?
399
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,566
I mean, cops dressed
up like Santa Claus?
400
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:46,402
Ain't nothing sacred no more?
401
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,470
Sacred? You tried
to rob the man.
402
00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,572
Well, I knew he
wasn't the real one.
403
00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:52,430
Sit down!
404
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,611
You get off at, uh,
12? Is that right?
405
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,447
Yep.
406
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,382
I gotta work until 2.
407
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:02,573
Too bad.
408
00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:06,355
She's a hooker, Nick.
409
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,290
What?
410
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:11,960
That, uh, lady
you got a date with.
411
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:15,598
Harris took her
statement. He told me.
412
00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:18,968
I mean, I can't figure out
what she wants with you.
413
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:22,471
You know? She
knows you're a cop.
414
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:25,007
Maybe she liked me.
415
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:27,910
You gotta consider
all the possibilities.
416
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:30,779
Yeah, sure. Yeah, right.
417
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:34,839
I mean, uh, I appeal to a
lot of people besides cops.
418
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:40,356
All right. Um, I just
figured, you know,
419
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,513
you'd wanna know, you know?
420
00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:52,334
I mean, Christmas
is for givin', ain't it?
421
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,036
Certainly.
422
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:57,038
And so why don't you
give me a break, will you?
423
00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:59,941
Somehow your story
doesn't touch me.
424
00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:03,812
Yeah, sure, because you're cops.
425
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:07,149
With your badges and your
guns and pushin' people around.
426
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:09,051
Fish, put him in the cage.
427
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:13,021
All right, let's go, kid.
428
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,611
Right in there.
429
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:25,467
I hope I'm not early.
430
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:27,435
No.
431
00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:29,037
Should we go now?
432
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,095
Yeah, sure.
433
00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:41,216
If you'd rather
not, I understand.
434
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:45,553
Well, if you'd rather
not, I understand too.
435
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:49,624
Look, I just thought
that you were a nice guy
436
00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:52,427
with a sense of
humor and kind of cute.
437
00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:55,953
Well, I can't add
anything to that.
438
00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:01,136
I can't, uh, stay out late.
439
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,604
I'm tired.
440
00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:05,562
Me too.
441
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,645
Uh, I gotta work tomorrow.
442
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,902
Me too.
443
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,021
Well, uh,
444
00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:24,481
as of now, I'm
officially off duty.
445
00:21:27,353 --> 00:21:31,154
As of now, me too.
446
00:21:44,336 --> 00:21:45,981
Well, 12:00.
447
00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:47,449
Merry Christmas, Barn.
448
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:48,717
Merry Christmas.
449
00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:51,186
Hey, merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
450
00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:52,621
Very funny.
451
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,289
I found 'em, Barn
452
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:59,161
They slipped down behind
the sofa cushion, you know?
453
00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:03,632
Well, I guess it's time to be
hittin' the road, huh? Heh-heh.
454
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:08,537
But first, might I, uh, wish
a very merry Christmas
455
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:12,207
to the men of goodwill
of the 12th Precinct.
456
00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:14,591
Merry Christmas,
inspector. Have a good one.
457
00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:17,479
Inspector.
458
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,514
Huh?
459
00:22:19,538 --> 00:22:22,517
Well, I've been thinking, uh...
460
00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:25,087
You're gonna be home,
461
00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:27,544
we're gonna be home, I'm sure...
462
00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:31,626
Liz and I would love to
have you for Christmas.
463
00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:32,928
Huh? Ha-ha.
464
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:35,164
Oh, I never expected
anything like...
465
00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:36,932
Uh, Barney, no. Ha-ha.
466
00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:38,867
I gotta check my
calendar appointment...
467
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:42,604
Well, I'm sure there nothing
so important I can't put it off.
468
00:22:42,628 --> 00:22:43,972
Okay, well... Thanks, Barney.
469
00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:45,774
Glad you can make it. Thank you.
470
00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:47,776
Uh, I'll ride with you, see?
471
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,144
With this lousy weather...
472
00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:50,545
That's tomorrow morning.
473
00:22:50,569 --> 00:22:53,548
Tomorrow morning.
474
00:22:53,572 --> 00:22:56,218
Bright and early.
475
00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:57,808
Barney?
476
00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:04,581
Noel.
477
00:23:07,253 --> 00:23:09,553
Softy.
478
00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:15,259
♪ O little town of Bethlehem ♪
479
00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:29,739
Merry Christmas, Barney.
480
00:23:32,010 --> 00:23:33,087
What's this?
481
00:23:33,111 --> 00:23:35,979
I stopped in the
store on my way back.
482
00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:39,827
Wojo.
483
00:23:39,851 --> 00:23:41,996
Thanks, Fish. Heh.
484
00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:43,498
Harris.
485
00:23:43,522 --> 00:23:45,800
Hey, thanks. Heh.
486
00:23:45,824 --> 00:23:47,702
I seem to be the only one
487
00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:49,937
who didn't get
anything for anybody.
488
00:23:49,961 --> 00:23:52,596
That's okay.
489
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,510
Thanks.
490
00:23:55,534 --> 00:23:57,133
You're welcome.
491
00:24:00,739 --> 00:24:02,116
Because I thought we agreed
492
00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:03,718
that we weren't
gonna be exchanging...
493
00:24:03,742 --> 00:24:05,520
Hey, Barney, it's
okay. Forget it, Barn.
494
00:24:05,544 --> 00:24:07,304
Don't worry about it.
495
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:15,263
Thanks.
496
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,764
Hey, Barney.
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