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Nick, file this for
me, would you?
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Yeah. Where's Wojo?
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Late.
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I trust someone will inform
him I do not approve?
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It's Harris' turn.
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Thank you.
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What about the new third
grade? What's her name?
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Uh, Battista, right? Yep.
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She went out for some doughnuts.
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Is that her responsibility?
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It's her money.
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My God.
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What's the matter?
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They're crazy.
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"Police Pension Fund
Financial Report." Not good?
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Barney, look at the junk
they're investing our money in.
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Twelve hundred
and thirty-two shares
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in the First Women's
Bank and Trust Company.
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I've heard of it.
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Well, what kind of a
ridiculous institution is that?
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They cater to single women
who are financially independent.
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Come to think of it, so do I.
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Thirty years I've been
contributing to this fund
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and... And they gamble
it away on women.
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I could have done that
myself. And quicker.
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I wouldn't exactly call
investing in a women's bank
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gambling.
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It's different.
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Uh, you may even
say progressive,
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but gambling...? How
many shares was that?
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Twelve hundred and thirty-two.
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That's my lucky number.
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Twelve hundred and
thirty-two is your lucky number?
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Mind-boggling, isn't it?
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I'm gonna call the
administrator of the pension fund.
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What for?
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He's using my money,
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he can use my advice too.
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I don't understand
this. I didn't do anything.
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Nothing. I am
absolutely innocent.
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Who among us can say that?
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Come on, come on.
Over here. Get in there.
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Take it easy. Come on.
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All right, all right. Be quiet.
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All right, all right.
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What've we got here?
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Uh, this is Mrs. Hanson, Barn.
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I stepped off the
subway onto the platform
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and I see this guy rip
off her purse and take off.
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Yeah, it was leather
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and it had a hand-tooled
shoulder strap
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and little bronze buckles.
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Very tasteful.
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You're late.
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Barney doesn't care for that.
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I was working.
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It's okay. Okay, Wojo. Good job.
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Yeah, except the guy got away.
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Well, who's that?
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It's Al Mitchell.
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What did he do?
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Absolutely nothing.
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That's what I'm
trying to tell you!
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I hope you didn't feel
obligated to arrest just anybody.
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No, no, it ain't that, Barn.
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He... He just stood there
and watched it happen.
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He didn't lift a finger
to help this lady.
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He j-just stood there and
watched her get ripped off.
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So I arrested him.
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On what charge?
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Non-involvement.
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Hello? Is this the
Police Pension Fund?
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I'd like to speak to
the director, please.
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It's about my future.
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Tell them it' gent.
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Okay...
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Taking off the cuffs now,
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so just be careful of
those hands, honey.
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We got a real
sickie here, captain.
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Indecent exposure.
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I don't see any doughnuts.
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Undependable.
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I was on my way to the bakery
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when Mr. Yusick over
here comes over to me
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and asks me if I got
change for a quarter.
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So I whip open my purse...
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So slam the cuffs on him.
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If I had known she was a
cop, I never would have done it.
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Oh...
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Ignorance of the law
is no excuse, mister.
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What?
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Uh, it's true, Nick.
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Hm.
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Would it make any
difference to you
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if I told you that I
was in group therapy?
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No difference. Maybe.
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Maybe.
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You see... You see, there are...
There are many of us around
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with the same problem.
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Then this is not the first
time it's happened, huh?
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Do I have to answer
that now? No.
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Have you been read
your rights? Yes, sir.
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Oh, yeah. Okay. Book him.
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Make arrangements with Bellevue.
Give him his one phone call.
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Come on.
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What about me? You
keep your pants on.
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He didn't and he gets a call.
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We'll get to you when
we're ready to get to you.
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Wojo.
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Barney wants to
see you in his office.
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I wasn't late.
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Wojo, we'll find something
else to talk about.
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Oh, all right, Barn.
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Excuse me.
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Come on.
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You know...
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You know, we... We talk a lot
about our childhood in therapy.
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You know, behavior of this
sort is rooted in our early years.
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What's the matter, you
never heard of baseball?
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I... I was never very
good at sports, you know?
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It's okay, honey.
You're getting better.
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Barn, it's a
good bust. I... I...
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The guy just stood there.
He... He refused to help.
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Despicable, I
agree. But illegal?
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It's in the penal
code. I read it.
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Wojo, the Assistance Law,
Section 195-point-something,
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states that a person
must help a police officer
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if the police officer
identifies himself as such
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and requests assistance.
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Did you identify yourself
and request assistance?
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Well...
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not in so many words.
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How many words?
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Two.
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What'd you say?
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"Grab him."
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"G him"?
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Wojo, how was the man
supposed to know you were a cop?
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Well... I said it
with authority.
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You know, Harris,
I just figured out
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that if the stock market
keeps going down
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and the cost of
living keeps going up,
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the Pension Fund can
still keep me going for life
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if I cut my style
of living 40 percent
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and if I don't live too long.
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I mean, uh, you know,
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those investment guys, I
mean, they what they're doing.
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Stop worrying. That's
easy for you to say.
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You're not retiring next year.
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Well, by the time I retire,
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there may not be a
world left to retire in.
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Well, don't count on it.
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What's your
profession, Mr. Yusick?
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Uh, I'm a stock market analyst.
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Hello, Lyle?
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This is Charlie Yusick.
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Yeah, I'm afraid I, uh... I
had a slight regression, Lyle.
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Yeah, could you come
down to the, uh...?
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Uh, 12th Precinct right away?
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Oh, thanks.
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Thanks. Bye-bye, Lyle.
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Hello, Harris. Got
here as fast as I could.
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Anybody call Arnold
Ripner, counselor-at-law?
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Nice try, Arnold. Sorry.
Don't give me that.
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We can't all be in
Rockefeller Center.
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Some of us prefer to
practice our profession
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at the grassroots level
within reach of the little man.
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You're a regular William
Jennings Bryan, aren't you?
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You're damn right.
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Arnold Ripner, Ripner
and Associates. And you?
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I don't need a lawyer.
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How do you know?
I didn't do nothing.
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Don't give me principles.
You wanna get off?
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Hey, come on, Arnold.
Stop soliciting, huh?
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Live and let live,
will you, Harris?
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Nick. Yeah?
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What did he do?
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Don't ask me. He's,
uh, Wojo's collar.
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How do you do?
Ripner and Associates.
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Arnold Ripner. Ah-ah.
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Victim.
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Take a card in case
you're thinking of revenge.
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How is it, Mrs. Hanson?
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It tastes like pencils.
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That's not the coffee.
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That's the cup.
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Okay, Mr. Yusick.
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The procedure now is downstairs
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for fingerprints
and photographs.
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Is that the procedure?
Fingerprints and photographs.
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What did I tell you?
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Downstairs for fingerprints
and photographs.
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Yusick? Yusick.
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Uh, Mr. Yusick?
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Here. Oh... Oh, no, no, no.
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Uh, no, my lawyer is
already on his way down.
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Don't be cocky. I had
an uncle went like that:
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All right, you can,
uh... You can go.
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What do you mean I can go?
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I mean you can
go. Come on, beat it.
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Well, am I still under arrest?
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Nope.
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Why?
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We changed our minds
about holding you, that's all.
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How come?
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Would you get out of that cage?
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Now I want a lawyer.
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You understand you're not
being charged with anything?
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You're free to go.
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I think I got a little
case of false arrest here.
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Barn, how about that for
a total lack of gratitude?
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Okay, okay. The man
wants to talk to a lawyer,
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let him talk to a lawyer.
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Fine, you can talk to a lawyer.
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What did I do wrong, huh?
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I witnessed a crime.
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Is that a crime to
witness a crime?
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Certainly not.
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Ask the lady with the
coffee, what happened, huh?
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I saw this guy
snatch your purse.
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Am I right, lady
with the coffee?
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You could've helped me.
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I could've helped,
but I didn't gotta.
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Excuse me.
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May I help you?
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I'm Lyle Farber, the attorney
for Mr. Charles Yusick.
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Oh, sure. You were, uh...
You were here once before,
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weren't you, Mr. Farber?
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Yes. I was arrested last
year for indecent exposure.
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What did he say?
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He's a flasher.
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But he said he was an attorney.
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He does both.
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Mr. Farber. Captain
Miller, remember?
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How are you?
Very well, thank you.
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I'm in group therapy.
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I've been on the
wagon for over a year.
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Congratulations.
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Charlie... Mr. Yusick
and I are classmates.
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I'm sorry he didn't reach me
before he went off the deep end.
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It helps to talk to a
fellow compulsive.
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Are you holding him up here?
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Uh, yeah, he's downstairs
being printed and photographed.
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Uh, may I wait up here?
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Please, be my guest.
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Thanks.
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Uh, 2400 shares
Kensington Copper,
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anotherh 5500 shares
Lewis Petroleum.
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How do we stand? Not too bad.
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The Police Pension
Fund is supposed to have
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over a billion dollars.
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I got a lawyer. And
we got a case, Barney.
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It ought to cost this
city about $5 million.
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Give or take 5 million.
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00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:07,503
Five million
dollars? You're nuts.
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You had my client
locked up in there.
257
00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:11,173
I was a witness to
that. Come on, Arnold,
258
00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:13,509
your client refused to
assist a police officer.
259
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:14,577
That's against the law.
260
00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,345
Now, we're just
choosing to overlook it.
261
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:17,613
Not so fast.
262
00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:20,116
Now, what about the
inconvenience, the humiliation?
263
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,451
Wha...? What? Were you
humiliated, Mr. Mitchell?
264
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:23,886
Well, I... I... I...
265
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,955
And you didn't have that
stammer before, did you?
266
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:28,079
Uh... Yeah!
267
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,894
Besdies, you had no grounds
268
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,762
for arresting my
client in the first place.
269
00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:36,298
Did you know that man
was a police officer?
270
00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:37,299
Nope.
271
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:38,400
You did too.
272
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,435
You... How?
273
00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:42,204
Were you wearing a uniform?
274
00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:44,406
No, of course not.
I'm a detective.
275
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,341
Come on, Arnold. This
man must have known
276
00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:47,810
there was a crime in progress.
277
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:49,378
Didn't you,
Mr. Mitchell? Hold it.
278
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:51,781
You don't talk. I talk.
279
00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:54,483
Did you show him
any identification,
280
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:55,985
or did you just say,
281
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,720
"Take my word
for it, I'm a cop"?
282
00:12:57,744 --> 00:13:00,189
I didn't have time
to show him nothing.
283
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,992
I just had time to
yell, "Grab him."
284
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:05,750
"Grab him"?
285
00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:09,198
That's all?
286
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:12,201
What's wrong with that?
287
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,736
It's a little skimpy.
288
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,304
Come on, Arnold.
289
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,573
Your... Your client should
have known instinctively
290
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,709
that... That this man
was a police officer
291
00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:24,513
just from the
authoritative way he acted.
292
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:25,514
Thanks, Barn.
293
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:26,704
Huh?
294
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:31,420
I said, thanks, Barn.
295
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,189
You're welcome.
296
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,724
Incidentally, you'll all
be named in the suit
297
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:37,326
along with the
police commissioner,
298
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:40,162
the entire police force
and the city of New York.
299
00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:42,364
Yeah, well, go ahead and try it.
300
00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:44,967
Wojo, they don't need
any encouragement.
301
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:47,136
You got a copy of
the arrest report?
302
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,637
No, I'm... I'm not done yet.
303
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,905
I'll wait.
304
00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:52,930
I hope you have a good
lawyer. I'm not available.
305
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,178
Do we have to
show it to him, Barn?
306
00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:58,013
Yes, we have to show it to him.
307
00:13:58,037 --> 00:14:00,215
While you're at it, you
might as well call Division.
308
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:01,550
Tell them what to expect.
309
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:04,019
They'll contact the
city attorney's office.
310
00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:06,321
Okay. Uh, Barn.
311
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,556
I'm not worried.
312
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:08,790
Wonderful.
313
00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:11,749
That'll give us all
something to cling to.
314
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:16,164
Okay, Mr. Yusick,
right this way, please.
315
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,267
Where do I go? Into the cage.
316
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:21,970
Into the cage? That's just
what I said, Into thMr. Yusick.
317
00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:23,606
Oh, Lyle. Thank God you're here.
318
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,641
Don't excite yourself, Charlie.
319
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,142
Don't talk to the
prisoner, please.
320
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:28,577
I'm Mr. Yusick's attorney.
321
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,946
Well, wait till
hear what he did.
322
00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:34,405
I know what he did.
I've done it myself.
323
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,908
What do you got, a team?
324
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:42,758
There are far worse crimes
committed by mankind
325
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:46,395
than a little aberrant
self-expression, young lady.
326
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,430
Go talk in the cage.
327
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:56,672
Uh, Mr. Yusick, uh,
are you acquainted
328
00:14:56,696 --> 00:15:00,242
with the First Women's
Bank and Trust Company?
329
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,600
Oh, yeah.
330
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:07,149
Well, they're a very
exciting company.
331
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:09,685
But, uh, I... I don't do
business with them.
332
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,720
You know why, Lyle. You know...
333
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,389
Do you think they're risky?
334
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,413
Not for you.
335
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:19,850
Thank you, Mr. Yusick.
336
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:24,533
Yes, sir. H-hold on a second.
337
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:27,870
Listen, how long do I
have to hang around here?
338
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:30,639
Uh, as soon as we finish
the arrest report, Mrs. Hanson,
339
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:33,842
you can go. Is anyone
looking for my purse?
340
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:36,412
Uh, there was an APB
out on the guy right now.
341
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,714
Listen, there was
37 bucks in that purse
342
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:41,350
and a lot of very
expensive makeup.
343
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,173
Yes, ma'am.
344
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:46,522
Maybe I ought to sue you too.
345
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,090
What for?
346
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,881
Let's start with the coffee.
347
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:54,230
Yes, sir, I can understand that.
348
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:57,099
The city doesn't
need the headache.
349
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,301
But there is an
ambiguity in the law,
350
00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:03,772
and Detective Wojciehowicz
did exercise his best judgment.
351
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:07,665
No, sir, I do not mean to
imply that's as good as it gets.
352
00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:12,748
No, the expense,
the aggravation.
353
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:15,184
Settle it here. Yes, sir.
354
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,418
Mm-hm.
355
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:18,587
What'd they say?
What did they say?
356
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:21,190
They don't want the headache.
They want us to settle it here.
357
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,726
Well, that's a crummy attitude.
358
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:27,797
Wojo, they won't get
through today's court calendar
359
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,231
in our lifetime.
360
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:31,533
But the law says... I
know what the law says.
361
00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:33,803
Well, don't you agree with
me? Yes, I agree with you.
362
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,337
But we are men
of high integrity.
363
00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:37,294
The city can't afford us.
364
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:39,809
All right.
365
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,377
Get the, uh, arrest
report finished
366
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,111
and make sure that
Arnold gets a copy.
367
00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:44,479
Arnold? Mm?
368
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,548
We'll have you out soon.
I've spoken to Division
369
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:48,751
and they have spoken to
the commissioner's office.
370
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,219
Little upset, are they? Oh, yes.
371
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,421
But they have informed
us that they will back us up
372
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:55,057
with every resource
at the city's command.
373
00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:56,124
Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah.
374
00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:57,926
Well, see you, Mr. Mitchell.
375
00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:00,462
We'll see a lot of each other
the next four or five years.
376
00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:01,997
Four of five years?
377
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,233
Sure, didn't your
attorney explain it to you?
378
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,435
This is a long and
drawn-out business.
379
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,671
I mean, there's
appearances, depositions.
380
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:09,938
It's gonna take a lot of time
381
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,173
and it's very expensive.
382
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,674
You didn't say expensive.
383
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,044
Don't worry. Don't you know
when you're getting a hype?
384
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:17,913
A hype? Come on, Arnold.
Your client is an intelligent man.
385
00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:20,883
You can understand what...
What ramifications there would be
386
00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:23,452
if the city caved in
on a case like this?
387
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:26,355
Can you imagine the retroactive
can of peas we would open up?
388
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,257
It could bury us.
Am I right, Arnold?
389
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:31,760
They would never let a
case like this go to court.
390
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,762
Mr. Mitchell. Yeah.
391
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:36,365
Tell me, uh, you ever
take a nice leisurely walk
392
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,133
in Central Park in the evening?
393
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:41,136
Me? Are you crazy?
394
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,472
Then you can understand
how the city needs
395
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,808
the goodwill of the
police department.
396
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,176
If you don't think they're
gonna back us up on this,
397
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,112
you got another thing coming.
398
00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:53,848
Hey, I'm starting to
believe him myself.
399
00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:55,750
Not me.
400
00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:59,210
They turned down our
requisition for toilet paper.
401
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:04,193
You told me this was gonna
be one of them quick things.
402
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:05,560
Let's talk about it in the hall.
403
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,363
You told me they'd be nervous.
404
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:08,797
Stop talking. I am not talking.
405
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,666
You... You said they
didn't want trouble...
406
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,567
In the hall. That
they'd offer us money.
407
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:13,869
Wait, wait. What was that?
408
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:16,071
He said we'd get a
settlement and we'd split it.
409
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,140
Fifty-fifty? No, 70-30.
410
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:19,563
Hey! Get in the hall!
411
00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:24,046
Hey, Barn, that was beautiful.
412
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:25,769
You better be ready to settle.
413
00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:28,884
Time's up.
414
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,252
We've got 15 minutes.
415
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,787
Fifteen...? Fifteen minutes?
416
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,122
Yeah.
417
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:36,247
Okay, 15 minutes.
But keep it snapping.
418
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:41,397
Lyle, you know, I'm
getting very nervous, Lyle.
419
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,865
You know the feeling when
you wanna take everything off
420
00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:45,234
and run through the park naked?
421
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,204
Yeah.
422
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:50,839
Well, Lyle, I can't
stand it, you know?
423
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,841
I'm burning up, Lyle.
424
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:56,912
Ch-Charlie, as a lawyer
I'm telling you, don't do it.
425
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:59,715
As a friend, I think it's kicky.
426
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:01,584
Oh, yeah. Oh!
427
00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:02,918
Hey, listen, folks!
428
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,419
I wanna go to the bathroom.
429
00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:07,089
And I really mean it.
430
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:11,293
Okay, okay. Just hold on a
minute. Wait... Take it easy.
431
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,628
It's okay. It's okay?
432
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,396
It's okay. He said
it's okay. It's okay.
433
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:15,430
Okay. Yeah.
434
00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:18,188
Yeah. Whoa! Whoa.
435
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:26,208
Uh, all right.
436
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:27,910
All right, we talked it over.
437
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:30,345
My client is willing
to settle for $10,000.
438
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:32,948
Fifty-fifty. Big deal.
439
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:35,884
Uh, Barn? BARNEY: Yeah?
440
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:39,554
They, uh, want $10,000.
441
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:41,456
A little settlement, Arnold?
442
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,825
It's a possibility.
443
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,392
Talk it over with
the city attorney.
444
00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:45,761
I already have.
445
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,796
Their attitude is
millions for defense,
446
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,898
not one cent for tribute.
447
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:52,267
Are you kidding? They
haven't got millions for defense.
448
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,503
Probably don't have
one cent for tribute either.
449
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,438
He's not kidding. They
already owe me money.
450
00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:59,241
I bought three municipal bonds.
Try selling them sometimes.
451
00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:01,510
Sure, $10,000?
Out of the question.
452
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,411
How about 5? Will
you let me handle this?
453
00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:05,781
The city is busted. Let's keep
this between me and them.
454
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,916
What do you say, 5?
455
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,140
Uh, five what?
456
00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:12,821
Thousand dollars.
457
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:16,058
You crazy? Where
am I gonna get $5000?
458
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:18,249
Well, don't cops carry
malpractice insurance?
459
00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:25,534
No, but I'll tell them
you suggested it.
460
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,068
Your name will be on the lips
461
00:20:27,092 --> 00:20:29,338
of every police officer in town.
462
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,862
Oh, man.
463
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,765
All right, then
make me an offer.
464
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,379
I haven't got any money.
465
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,881
Don't you own anything?
466
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:43,206
Uh... a bowling ball.
467
00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:50,147
What kind of bowling ball?
468
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,295
Listen, you work it out.
469
00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:54,763
I'll send you a bill.
470
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,798
What bill? I'm not
paying anything.
471
00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:58,333
Then get a lawyer.
472
00:20:58,357 --> 00:20:59,334
I'll handle it.
473
00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:00,735
Thank you.
474
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,371
Listen, you call
me in the morning.
475
00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:05,106
We'll arrange a settlement.
First thing in the morning.
476
00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:06,842
Does it come with a case?
477
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,666
Uh, yeah.
478
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,135
Deal?
479
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,073
Yeah, okay.
480
00:21:20,013 --> 00:21:21,023
Just a minute.
481
00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:22,324
You're not one of them weirdos
482
00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:25,482
that uses a two-finger
ball, are you?
483
00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:29,331
Well, that's the only kind
I know how to bowl with.
484
00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:32,222
A two-finger ball?
485
00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:36,494
Well...
486
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:40,564
Then how about an apology?
487
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:49,740
Okay, I'm... sorry.
488
00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:56,113
Forget it.
489
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:08,103
I think... I think
you did pretty good.
490
00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:09,237
Lyle?
491
00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:11,840
I'm coming out, Lyle.
492
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:13,897
And I'm naked.
493
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,378
Naked?
494
00:22:16,402 --> 00:22:17,879
I've seen it before.
495
00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:19,881
He wants to humiliate himself.
496
00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:22,851
How about us?
497
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,920
Okay, now, listen to me, Yusick.
498
00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:26,789
This is a police station,
499
00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:29,958
and I wanna tell you...
500
00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:31,927
Because if you come
out here looking like that,
501
00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:34,396
you are gonna be
one sorry person.
502
00:22:42,228 --> 00:22:44,105
What, are you kidding us?
503
00:22:44,129 --> 00:22:45,440
You're dressed.
504
00:22:45,464 --> 00:22:49,144
Yeah, but wasn't it
exciting just to talk about it?
505
00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:50,967
Get in the cage.
506
00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:57,753
Uh, Bellevue, this is Harris
over at the 12th Precinct.
507
00:22:57,777 --> 00:23:00,611
Yeah, send over a
cookie truck, will you?
508
00:23:04,483 --> 00:23:08,953
Even with social security,
it's gonna be a miserable life.
509
00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:14,636
Of course, we both
got life insurance.
510
00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:18,373
If I die, Bernice will be okay.
511
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,798
Of course, if
Bernice dies first...
512
00:23:25,671 --> 00:23:27,838
I... I wouldn't wanna live.
513
00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:31,976
Not like this, anyway.
514
00:23:40,319 --> 00:23:41,463
Sandwiches are here.
515
00:23:41,487 --> 00:23:42,697
Oh, yeah.
516
00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:44,666
You sent her out for lunch too?
517
00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:46,901
Ah, I wanted to make
up for the doughnuts.
518
00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:50,293
Roast beef.
519
00:23:51,697 --> 00:23:53,809
Twenty-two hundred
dollars in municipal bonds
520
00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:56,044
plus the savings account...
521
00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:57,813
You still aggravating yourself?
522
00:23:57,837 --> 00:23:58,913
Yeah, it gives you an idea
523
00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:00,382
what you can look forward to.
524
00:24:00,406 --> 00:24:04,285
If you're a friend,
you'll keep it to yourself.
525
00:24:04,309 --> 00:24:07,155
Seventy percent of my base
pay on pension payments
526
00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:09,257
minus $200 a
month for insurance...
527
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,192
Tuna on rye? Yeah.
528
00:24:11,216 --> 00:24:14,885
Dollar 10. Minus
a $1.10 comes to...
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