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I'M SO GLAD I DON'T DRESS
TO BE POPULAR ANYMORE.
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I'M SO OVER THAT STUPID
HIGH SCHOOL STUFF.
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OH, AND BY THE WAY, THAT
SHIRT... VERY FIVE MINUTES AGO.
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IF ANYONE KNOWS "VERY
FIVE MINUTES AGO," IT'S YOU.
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OH, PLEASE, THE ONLY
REASON YOU'RE POPULAR
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IS BECAUSE I WENT OUT WITH
KYLE WHICH MADE HIM POPULAR
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AND THEN I DUMPED HIM AND
YOU GOT HIM ON THE REBOUND
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WHICH MADE YOU POPULAR.
THEN I HAD A DEEP RELATIONSHIP
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WITH DONNY DOYLE, PROBABLY
THE MOST MEANINGFUL TWO WEEKS
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OF MY ENTIRE LIFE, TOTALLY
TAKING ME OUT OF THE LOOP,
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CREATING A POPULARITY
VACUUM AND VOILÀ.
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WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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I'M NOT SURE, IT'S FRENCH,
BUT MAGICIANS DO IT TOO.
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BRIDGET, I AM NOT POPULAR
JUST BECAUSE YOU LET ME BE.
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OH, GOD. I'VE SEEN THIS
DELUSION BUILDING FOR WEEKS.
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I'M SORRY. I WAS JUST
WALKING DOWN THE HALL
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AND THOUGH I
HEARD A CHICK-FIGHT.
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- LEAVE!
- GET LOST!
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OKAY. I GUESS ISN'T A
GOOD TIME TO TELL YOU
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WHO'S ON HIGHSCHOOLSCANDAL.COM'S
NEW HOT LIST.
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RANKING GIRLS BY HOW
HOT THEY ARE IS INSULTING,
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- DEMEANING AND MEAN-SPIRITED.
- YEAH YEAH YEAH.
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AM I BACK ON THE LIST?
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NO. KERRY HERE ON THE
OTHER HAND IS NUMBER SEVEN.
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ALREADY?! OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
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- IT MAKES YOU HAPPY?
- NO, IT MAKES ME HOT.
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WHO THE HELL'S NUMBER SIX?
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Cate: HURRY UP, KIDS,
YOU'LL BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!
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- I MADE WAFFLES.
- OOH!
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I THOUGHT YOU MADE WAFFLES.
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WELL, IF I'D TOLD
YOU IT WAS CEREAL,
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YOU'D STILL BE
UPSTAIRS GOOFIN' OFF.
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YOUR DAD'LL BE HOME
WITH THE MILK IN A MINUTE.
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I'LL GET IT.
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COME ON, GIRLS! LET'S GO!
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HELLO.
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UH, YEAH, THIS IS MRS. HENNESSY.
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- GOD, YOU ARE SO JEALOUS.
- OH, PLEASE.
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I DEBUTED AT NUMBER
TWO ON THE HOT LIST.
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Rory: YEAH, BUT SHE
DIDN'T HAVE TO DO
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THE THINGS YOU DID TO GET ON IT.
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- Bridget: RORY!
- Rory: AH, MOM!
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MOM?
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MY... MY KEYS.
WHERE ARE MY KEYS?
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- MOM?
- OH MY GOD.
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Bridget: MOM? MOM?
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NO, I, UM... UM... WELL...
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IF... IF THE MONSIGNOR
WANTS TO SPEAK,
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THAT'S FINE,
BUT, UM... LISTEN...
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NO, IT... JUST, UM...
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COULD YOU PLEASE JUST DO
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WHAT IT IS THAT'S DONE, OKAY?
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PLEASE?
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THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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RORY.
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THERE'S NO MILK.
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WHERE'S YOUR SISTER?
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SHE WON'T COME DOWN.
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OKAY.
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UM... I SHOULD GO TALK TO HER.
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I'M GONNA...
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RORY, WILL YOU PLEASE NOT
KEEP YOUR SHOES ON THE STAIRS?
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THOSE ARE DAD'S.
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OKAY.
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THAT'S GONNA BE YOUR GRANDMA.
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- I'LL GET IT.
- UH, HONEY, GO PUT
A POT OF COFFEE ON, OKAY?
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- GO ON.
- OH, HONEY.
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- HONEY.
- MOM.
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OH, SWEETIE.
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OH, SWEETIE.
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OH, I KNOW. I KNOW.
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I KNOW.
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OH, MY BABY GIRL.
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OH, THERE SHE IS.
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- HONEY...
- DAD.
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CATIE, CATIE, I'M SO
SORRY, SWEETHEART.
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OH, SUCH A GOOD
MAN, A GOOD HUSBAND.
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- A GOOD FATHER...
- OH, HE WAS. HE WAS.
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SO, DADDY, DID... DID
YOU... DID YOU GUYS
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COME ON THE SAME
FLIGHT TOGETHER?
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- YEP.
- WELL, I... I WOULD
HAVE THOUGHT...
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OH, HONEY, WE'RE
YOUR PARENTS FIRST.
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- AND BITTERLY DIVORCED
COUPLE SECOND.
- OH, DAD.
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WE ARE NOT DIVORCED,
WE'RE SEPARATED.
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ALL I KNOW IS I'M
WASHING MY OWN CLOTHES,
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MAKING MY OWN BED ONCE A WEEK.
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YOU KNOW YOUR SISTER
WOULD HAVE COME IF SHE COULD.
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OH, I KNOW.
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SHE... SHE CALLED FROM NEPAL.
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NEPAL?
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YOUR SISTER.
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HONEY... KERRY, GO GET BRIDGET.
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SHE SHOULD BE AROUND
HER FAMILY RIGHT NOW.
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SO, UM, CAN I... CAN I
GET YOU SOMETHING, DAD?
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- I JUST MADE A POT OF COFFEE.
- I'D LOVE SOME, YEAH.
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OKAY.
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CATE, CATE, LET ME
GET IT. COME ON NOW.
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COME ON. YOU SIT DOWN.
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CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING?
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YEAH. YESTERDAY WOULD BE NICE.
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BRIDGE?
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WHAT?
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GRANDMA AND GRAMPS ARE HERE.
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IS DAD WITH THEM?
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NO.
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WELL, THEN I REALLY
DON'T GIVE A DAMN.
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HE WAS SUPPOSED TO
BE BACK IN 10 MINUTES.
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HE WAS RUNNING A STUPID ERRAND
AND HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BACK.
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HE WAS TAKING US TO SCHOOL.
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REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE LITTLE?
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MOM AND DAD USED
TO GO OUT AND...
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WE WOULDN'T WANT THEM TO AND...
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THEY'D SAY "WHAT DO YOU KNOW
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ABOUT MOMMIES AND DADDIES?"
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AND WE WOULD SAY
"THEY ALWAYS COME BACK."
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UNLESS THEY
COLLAPSE IN AISLE THREE
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OF A STUPID GROCERY STORE.
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YEAH.
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- ALL RIGHT.
- Cate: I JUST...
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I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
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HAVE YOU SPOKEN WITH
ANYONE FROM THE CHURCH?
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YEAH, MOM. FATHER
FITZPATRICK STOPPED BY.
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YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS TAKEN
GREAT COMFORT FROM THE CHURCH.
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YES, I KNOW.
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BUT RIGHT NOW, GOD AND I
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AREN'T EXACTLY
ON SPEAKING TERMS.
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WELL, HE'LL BE THERE FOR
YOU WHEN YOU'RE READY.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THOSE
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BLUE AND PINK PACKETS THEY
USE NOW INSTEAD OF SUGAR?
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OH, SURE... YES,
YOU KNOW I DO, DAD.
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- GO... RORY, GO...
- CAN'T YOU JUST USE THE REGULAR SUGAR?
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NO, MY BLOOD
SUGAR'S A LITTLE HIGH,
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SO I'M JUST CUTTING
DOWN ON THE SWEETS.
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YOU HAD A CHOCOLATE
CHIP COOKIE ON THE PLANE.
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I'M NOT A FANATIC ABOUT
IT. I'M JUST CUTTING DOWN.
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YOU SEE? THAT'S WHY I TELL YOU TO
CARRY THE PACKETS WHEN YOU'RE OUT.
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MA, COULD WE JUST NOT TALK ABOUT
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ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS RIGHT NOW?
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I'M SORRY, DEAR.
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NO, I... I'LL JUST DRINK IT
PLAIN. RORY! RORY, FORGET IT.
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NO NO NO, DAD. RORY,
GO AHEAD AND GET THEM.
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- IT'S GONNA BE...
- NO, I'LL DRINK IT PLAIN.
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- Cate: IT'S OKAY.
- OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,
I WILL GET IT.
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SO I REMEMBER HE WAS
LOOKING FOR HIS KEYS
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AND I WAS LOOKING
FOR MY BACKPACK.
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THEN I REMEMBERED
I LEFT IT UPSTAIRS,
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WHICH IS REALLY WEIRD,
'CAUSE I NEVER DO THAT.
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BUT YOU WERE DOWNSTAIRS.
DID HE SAY ANYTHING?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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WELL, BEFORE HE LEFT. I
MEAN, YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM.
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WHAT WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
- HOW COULD YOU
NOT REMEMBER?
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KERRY, STOP! WOULD
YOU JUST STOP IT?
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I'M SORRY. I'M
SORRY, I'M JUST...
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TRYING TO FIGURE IT ALL OUT.
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I'M SORRY.
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GOD, THIS IS SO MESSED UP.
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HE WAS A GREAT MAN.
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- OH, YES, HE WAS.
- I REALLY LOVED HIM.
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OH... HE... HE LOVED
YOU TOO, FRED.
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UM, FRED, THERE'S MY MOM.
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I... I REALLY HAVE TO GO
AND CHECK ON MY MOM.
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- HEY.
- Girls: HEY.
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THAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL SERVICE.
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NICE CASKET.
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MAHOGANY, RIGHT?
'CAUSE I LOVE MAHOGANY.
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REMINDS ME OF A
PUB I USED TO GO TO.
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HUGE MAHOGANY BAR.
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COME TO THINK OF IT, THEY USED
TO CARRY ME OUT OF THERE TOO.
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LOOK, I LOVED YOUR DAD. HE
WAS A BETTER MAN THAN ME.
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AND I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE THINKING...
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"WHO ISN'T?"
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AND YOU'RE RIGHT.
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HE WAS THE FINEST
PERSON I EVER MET.
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WHY THE HELL COULDN'T
I OPEN WITH THAT?
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- OH, NO, NOT AGAIN.
- WHAT?
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- OH, GOD.
- HE WAS A... HE WAS A...
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- A...
- A GREAT MAN.
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- YEAH, HE WAS.
- YES.
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YOU KNOW, CATIE,
I GOT THIS, UH...
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FANTASY DINNER FOR THE
PEOPLE I'M GONNA DINE WITH
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MY FIRST NIGHT IN HEAVEN.
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- REALLY?
- YEAH.
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YEAH, YOU SEE, MY
PARENTS ARE ONE AND TWO.
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AND THERE'S JESUS,
BUT HE'S AS MUCH
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A POLITICAL CHOICE AS
ANY IF YOU GET MY DRIFT.
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AND THERE'S JOE DiMAGGIO
AND MOTHER TERESA,
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BUT, UH... YOU KNOW,
SINCE PAUL'S PASSING,
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MOTHER TERESA'S
GETTING THE BOOT.
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- OH, FRED, THANK YOU.
- YEAH.
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DO YOU BELIEVE IN HEAVEN?
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GOD HEAVEN? OR SITTING-HERE-ON-
THE-COUCH-WITH-YOU HEAVEN?
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WOW, THAT WAS REALLY SWEET...
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- COMING FROM YOU.
- EITHER WAY...
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GOD HEAVEN OR SITTING-HERE-
WITH-YOU HEAVEN...
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PAPA H IS HERE.
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THAT WAS SWEET TOO.
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KYLE, THANK YOU.
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I SWEAR, SOMETIMES, I
CAN FEEL HIM HERE TOO.
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WHY'D YOU MOVE AWAY?
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WELL, IF HE IS HERE,
I DON'T WANT HIM
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TO GO ALL POLTERGEIST
ON ME LATER.
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AND THE STREAK STOPS AT TWO.
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HEY.
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HAVE YOU EATEN ANYTHING?
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NO. YOU?
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NO.
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NOT IN THE MOOD FOR
GOOKY RED AND YELLOW STUFF.
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OH, MAN, NOW YOU GOT ME HUNGRY.
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HEY.
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YOU OKAY? WHAT
HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND?
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NOTHING. I, UH...
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BURNED IT ON A CASSEROLE DISH.
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THANKS FOR THE HUG, ROR.
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AND TO THINK, THREE DAYS AGO
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THIS WOULD'VE BEEN
CONSIDERED A CHOKE HOLD.
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HE WAS JUST, UH...
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WELL, JUST A GREAT GREAT GUY,
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AND ONE OF THOSE
WRITERS WHOSE COLUMNS
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ALWAYS MADE ME LAUGH.
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INTENTIONALLY OR...
UNINTENTIONALLY.
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HE WAS ONE OF THE BEST.
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HE HAD THIS FUNNY
NICKNAME FOR ME.
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OH, YES. RIGHT.
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UM... "NICK-NOT-SO-SHARPE."
227
00:12:42,945 --> 00:12:44,762
NO, IT WASN'T THAT.
228
00:12:46,049 --> 00:12:48,276
ANYWAY, EVERYONE
DOWN AT THE PAPER
229
00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:51,469
HAD IMMENSE RESPECT
FOR PAUL AND HIS WORK.
230
00:12:53,372 --> 00:12:55,901
WAS HOPING TO ONE DAY
MOVE HIM BACK TO SPORTS
231
00:12:55,925 --> 00:12:57,470
- AND FIRE TOMMY.
- HEY, BOSS.
232
00:12:57,494 --> 00:12:59,376
HEY, BUDDY.
233
00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:02,257
ANYWAY, WE'D LIKE TO
DO A SPECIAL SUPPLEMENT
234
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:05,711
OF SOME OF PAUL'S BEST
COLUMNS WORKING UP TO HIS LAST.
235
00:13:05,735 --> 00:13:08,014
OH, NICK, HE
WOULD'VE LOVED THAT.
236
00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:11,017
THE PROBLEM IS WE DON'T
HAVE HIS LAST COLUMN.
237
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:13,018
HE WORKED OUT
OF THE HOUSE, SO...
238
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:15,370
OH, WELL, IT MUST BE HERE.
239
00:13:15,394 --> 00:13:17,061
I'M...
240
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:24,029
I, UM... I WILL...
241
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:26,082
- WHEN YOU GET THE CHANCE, IF YOU...
- YEAH.
242
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:26,334
I...
243
00:13:26,358 --> 00:13:28,666
NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE FOR
YOU TO E-MAIL US THE COLUMN.
244
00:13:30,092 --> 00:13:32,037
WHEN YOU'RE READY.
245
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:34,028
I THINK IT'D BE A
FITTING TRIBUTE.
246
00:13:35,598 --> 00:13:38,060
- OKAY.
- THANKS, CATE.
247
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:39,683
THANKS, NICK.
248
00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:44,349
- OKAY.
- I HAVE FOUR
DAUGHTERS. UM...
249
00:13:44,373 --> 00:13:46,785
I COULD NEVER IN A MILLION
YEARS WORK AT HOME.
250
00:13:46,809 --> 00:13:50,472
- OH.
- PAUL SAID HE DIDN'T
KNOW HOW HE DID IT,
251
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,758
HE JUST KNEW WHY.
252
00:13:52,782 --> 00:13:54,682
HE LOVED BEING WITH HIS FAMILY.
253
00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:59,364
THANKS FOR SAYING THAT, NICK.
254
00:13:59,388 --> 00:14:01,150
YEAH.
255
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:06,177
IF YOU EVER NEED
ANYTHING... OKAY. OKAY.
256
00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:15,086
HEY, BRIDGET.
257
00:14:21,244 --> 00:14:23,889
I'M SO SORRY.
258
00:14:23,913 --> 00:14:26,291
THANKS.
259
00:14:26,315 --> 00:14:29,861
YOU KNOW, DEEP DOWN
260
00:14:29,885 --> 00:14:32,687
I ALWAYS REALLY LIKED YOU.
261
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,436
DEEP DOWN I LIKED YOU TOO.
262
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:40,077
WOW, WHO KNEW THEY
EVEN HAD A "DEEP DOWN"?
263
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:53,151
YOU KNOW... YOUR
DAD WAS... SO COOL.
264
00:14:53,175 --> 00:14:55,053
YOU GUYS WERE SO CLOSE.
265
00:14:55,077 --> 00:14:56,555
I WAS SO JEALOUS.
266
00:14:56,579 --> 00:14:58,912
YOU HAD THE BEST RELATIONSHIP.
267
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:02,666
REALLY?
268
00:15:04,354 --> 00:15:07,874
THEN HOW COME THE LAST THING
I SAID TO HIM WAS "I HATE YOU"?
269
00:15:18,267 --> 00:15:19,901
THERE.
270
00:15:21,437 --> 00:15:25,317
OH, I TALKED TO THAT NICE
FATHER FITZPATRICK TODAY.
271
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:28,070
MOM, I ASKED YOU NOT TO.
272
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,439
WELL, WHAT WAS I
SUPPOSED TO DO? HE CALLED.
273
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:33,275
HE ASKED HOW YOU WERE DOING.
I SAID "NOT SO GOOD." THAT'S ALL.
274
00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:36,845
- HE CALLED?
- YEAH.
275
00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:39,436
WELL, ACTUALLY, HE WAS
RETURNING MY CALL, BUT...
276
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,984
I THOUGHT FATHER
FITZPATRICK COULD EXPLAIN...
277
00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:44,486
OH, REALLY?
278
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:46,188
AN EXPLANATION. GREAT.
279
00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:48,040
AND THAT'LL JUST
MAKE EVERYTHING OKAY.
280
00:15:48,064 --> 00:15:51,143
CATIE, HONEY, I'VE BEEN GOING
THROUGH THE INSURANCE PAPERWORK,
281
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,711
I CAN'T FIND THAT SECOND POLICY.
282
00:15:52,735 --> 00:15:54,297
YOU SAID THERE WERE TWO, RIGHT?
283
00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:55,798
WELL, I HAVE TO FIND IT, DAD.
284
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,316
YEAH, WELL, HERE'S THE RUB.
285
00:15:57,340 --> 00:15:59,218
I TALKED TO MY
FRIEND STUART IN MIAMI.
286
00:15:59,242 --> 00:16:01,971
- INSURANCE IS WHAT HE
USED TO DO FOR A LIVING.
- TOMORROW, JIM, OKAY?
287
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:04,407
I THINK YOUR DAUGHTER HAS
ENOUGH TO DO FOR ONE DAY.
288
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,709
OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
289
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:10,245
OH, I DID TALK TO PAUL'S
BOSS... GREAT GUY.
290
00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:12,464
AND HE WANTED ME TO REMIND YOU
291
00:16:12,488 --> 00:16:14,968
TO FIND PAUL'S LAST COLUMN.
292
00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:17,620
WELL, DAD, I'M JUST NOT READY
293
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,221
TO GO THROUGH HIS DESK.
294
00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:22,107
OH, WELL... WELL,
HEY, LET ME DO IT.
295
00:16:22,131 --> 00:16:23,975
YOU KNOW, I JUST TOOK
A COMPUTER COURSE
296
00:16:23,999 --> 00:16:25,928
AT THE SENIOR
CITIZEN'S REC CENTER.
297
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:28,547
- I DON'T WANT TO TOOT MY OWN HORN, BUT...
- JIM, CAN'T YOU SEE
298
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:31,049
- THIS IS NOT THE TIME?
- YEAH, I'M SORRY.
299
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,068
I KNOW THAT
PROFESSIONAL OBLIGATIONS
300
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:35,704
AREN'T NEARLY AS IMPORTANT
AS FREEZING LEFTOVER CRAP.
301
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,790
- MOM, DAD...
- I WILL TELL YOU WHAT'S IMPORTANT.
302
00:16:37,814 --> 00:16:40,092
WHAT'S IMPORTANT
IS FOR CATE TO HEAL
303
00:16:40,116 --> 00:16:42,427
- AND WITH GOD'S...
- HERE COMES THE HOLY ROLLER.
304
00:16:42,451 --> 00:16:45,548
I AM SORRY THAT I SPEND
MY SUNDAYS IN CHURCH
305
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,549
WHILE YOU SPEND YOURS
SALTWATER FISHING.
306
00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:49,618
WELL, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
307
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:52,037
SOMETIMES I PLAY GOLF.
308
00:16:52,061 --> 00:16:53,722
DO YOU GUYS EVEN
HEAR YOURSELVES?
309
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,580
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
310
00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:01,235
OH, JIM, WE'RE NOT
HELPING HER AT ALL.
311
00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:04,283
OH, I KNOW.
312
00:17:04,307 --> 00:17:06,140
I'M SORRY.
313
00:17:07,543 --> 00:17:09,960
OH, SO YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG?
314
00:18:06,936 --> 00:18:08,981
YOU KNOW, THE LAST TIME
315
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,350
WE WERE IN HERE TOGETHER,
316
00:18:11,374 --> 00:18:13,552
HE ACCUSED ME OF
HIDING HIS SOCKS.
317
00:18:16,245 --> 00:18:18,557
NO KISSING.
318
00:18:18,581 --> 00:18:20,358
NO SWEET TALK.
319
00:18:20,382 --> 00:18:22,299
NO LOVEMAKING.
320
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:26,123
JUST "WHERE'D YOU
HIDE MY SOCKS, CATE?"
321
00:18:28,391 --> 00:18:30,358
THAT'S A LOVELY PICTURE.
322
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:35,012
MM. YOU BOTH LOOK SO WONDERFUL.
323
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,150
NO WONDER I HAVE SUCH
BEAUTIFUL GRANDCHILDREN.
324
00:18:40,469 --> 00:18:42,303
THERE'S A LOT OF
PAUL IN ALL OF THEM.
325
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,170
THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED
TO HAPPEN, MOM,
326
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:49,660
NOT NOW.
327
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,224
WHEN WE WERE OLD AND GRAY
328
00:18:53,248 --> 00:18:55,861
AND LIVING SOMEPLACE WARM.
329
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:59,565
SOMEPLACE WHERE YOU EAT
DINNER AT 4:30 IN THE AFTERNOON,
330
00:18:59,589 --> 00:19:02,067
AND DRIVE ALL THE WAY HOME
331
00:19:02,091 --> 00:19:04,324
WITH YOUR LEFT DIRECTIONAL ON.
332
00:19:05,461 --> 00:19:09,991
NOT NOW, NOT AT 46.
333
00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:13,228
WELL, IT'S ALL
PART OF GOD'S PLAN.
334
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:15,948
I SWEAR TO GOD, I SWEAR...
335
00:19:15,972 --> 00:19:17,699
IF PEOPLE DON'T STOP
SAYING THAT TO ME,
336
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:19,935
I'M GONNA SCREAM.
337
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,793
GOD'S PLAN? WHAT ABOUT MY PLAN?
338
00:19:24,013 --> 00:19:25,879
WHAT ABOUT OUR PLANS?
339
00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:29,728
THIS PICTURE WAS A PROMISE.
340
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,912
AND NOW THAT PROMISE IS BROKEN.
341
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:37,085
WHAT'S GOD'S PLAN FOR MY KIDS?
342
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:39,110
FOR ME?
343
00:19:40,362 --> 00:19:41,874
IT'S JUST SO UNFAIR.
344
00:19:41,898 --> 00:19:44,910
HONEY, NOBODY
SAID LIFE WAS FAIR.
345
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:46,662
GOD, I KNOW THAT.
346
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:50,420
I KNOW THAT LIFE ISN'T FAIR, BUT NOBODY
TOLD ME IT WAS GONNA BE THIS CRUEL.
347
00:19:54,010 --> 00:19:55,821
MOM?
348
00:19:55,845 --> 00:19:58,079
OH... HI, BABY. HI.
349
00:19:59,482 --> 00:20:01,159
- ARE YOU OKAY?
- YEAH.
350
00:20:01,183 --> 00:20:03,578
YEAH.
351
00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:05,403
YOU?
352
00:20:09,325 --> 00:20:12,471
YOU JUST GO GET SOME SLEEP.
353
00:20:12,495 --> 00:20:14,840
I CAN'T SLEEP.
354
00:20:14,864 --> 00:20:17,826
AND GRAMP SAYS THE TOILET
DOWNSTAIRS WON'T STOP RUNNING.
355
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:20,295
SO I'M GONNA HELP HIM FIX IT,
356
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:22,798
LET HIM TELL ME ABOUT THE TIME
HE MET TED WILLIAMS IN KOREA.
357
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,805
AGAIN.
358
00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:28,475
- THAT'S REALLY NICE, HONEY.
- 'NIGHT.
359
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:43,485
IF YOU NEED ANYMORE BLANKETS,
MOM, THEY'RE IN THE CUPBOARD.
360
00:20:43,509 --> 00:20:45,170
YOU KNOW, HONEY, I...
361
00:20:45,194 --> 00:20:47,906
I... I REALLY DON'T FEEL RIGHT
ABOUT SLEEPING IN YOUR BED.
362
00:20:47,930 --> 00:20:50,170
YOU REALLY SHOULD SLEEP HERE.
363
00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:53,212
I CAN'T, MOM.
364
00:20:53,236 --> 00:20:55,402
I CAN'T EVEN BE IN THIS ROOM.
365
00:20:57,740 --> 00:20:59,980
I DON'T THINK I CAN EVER
COME IN THIS ROOM AGAIN.
366
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,825
I'LL TELL YA IT WAS A
DAY I'LL NEVER FORGET.
367
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,727
YEAH, JUST ME AND
THE SPLENDID SPLINTER.
368
00:21:08,751 --> 00:21:11,012
I DROVE HIM AROUND
THE ENTIRE BASE.
369
00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:12,547
WOW.
370
00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:14,321
HAND ME THOSE PLIERS, SON.
371
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,470
HEY...
372
00:21:18,494 --> 00:21:21,523
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MITT
THERE? DID YOU PUNCH SOMETHING?
373
00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:24,027
NO, I... BURNED IT ON
A CASSEROLE DISH.
374
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:26,616
OKAY.
375
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:31,521
DID YOU KNOW THE BATHROOM IS THE
MOST IMPORTANT ROOM IN THE HOUSE?
376
00:21:33,742 --> 00:21:35,220
IT IS.
377
00:21:35,244 --> 00:21:38,223
IT'S THE ONLY PLACE A MAN
CAN FIND COMPLETE SOLITUDE.
378
00:21:38,247 --> 00:21:40,075
WHAT ABOUT WOMEN?
379
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:41,760
WOMEN.
380
00:21:41,784 --> 00:21:43,361
WOMEN JUST DON'T GET IT.
381
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:46,503
YOU KNOW, THEY GO IN
AND THEY DO THEIR... WELL...
382
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:49,234
YOU KNOW, BATHROOM STUFF,
383
00:21:49,258 --> 00:21:50,908
BUT US MEN, IT'S OUR SANCTUARY.
384
00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:55,223
BUT WOMEN, THEY'RE
MORE COMMUNAL.
385
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:57,543
THEY GO TO THE
BATHROOM TOGETHER.
386
00:21:57,567 --> 00:22:00,345
YOU BELIEVE THAT? TOGETHER.
387
00:22:00,369 --> 00:22:04,015
YOU KNOW, US MEN,
WE'RE SOLITARY BEASTS.
388
00:22:04,039 --> 00:22:07,052
YEAH, WE LIKE OUR ALONE TIME.
389
00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:09,860
WE SURE AS HECK WOULDN'T
PICK THIS WALLPAPER.
390
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:14,826
ACTUALLY...
391
00:22:14,850 --> 00:22:17,946
THIS KIND OF WAS
MY DAD'S REAL OFFICE.
392
00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:20,330
IF HE HAD A DEADLINE,
HE'D BE IN HERE FOR HOURS.
393
00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:23,585
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE MOM
WOULD KNOCK ON THE DOOR
394
00:22:23,609 --> 00:22:25,454
TO MAKE SURE HE DIDN'T FALL IN.
395
00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:28,223
HA, YOU SEE? YOUR DAD GOT IT.
396
00:22:28,247 --> 00:22:30,014
YEAH, IT USED TO BE...
397
00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:33,267
A MAN'S HOME WAS HIS CASTLE.
398
00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:36,631
SLOWLY, WOMEN JUST TOOK IT AWAY
399
00:22:36,655 --> 00:22:40,390
AND TOOK IT AWAY TILL WE'RE
DOWN TO THIS ONE LITTLE ROOM.
400
00:22:42,311 --> 00:22:46,141
WELL, IT'S ALL YOURS NOW.
401
00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:47,643
YEAH?
402
00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:50,528
YEAH, CERTAINLY. IT
STANDS TO REASON.
403
00:22:50,552 --> 00:22:53,153
I'M KINDA MAD AT HIM, GRAMPS.
404
00:22:55,424 --> 00:22:57,201
AW, I KNOW, I KNOW, RORY.
405
00:22:57,225 --> 00:22:58,675
IT'S OKAY.
406
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:03,163
IT'S A WHOLE LOT TO
TRY TO MAKE SENSE OF.
407
00:23:07,853 --> 00:23:09,620
HAND ME THOSE
NEEDLE-NOSED PLIERS.
408
00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:24,496
HEY, GUYS.
409
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:28,016
OH, THAT'S SO SWEET.
410
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,840
UM, CAN I JUST CHANGE IN HERE?
411
00:23:33,112 --> 00:23:36,508
MOM, FRED DOYLE IS
PLANNING ON HAVING DINNER
412
00:23:36,532 --> 00:23:38,593
WITH DAD AND JESUS IN HEAVEN?
413
00:23:38,617 --> 00:23:41,480
COME ON, IT'S A NICE THOUGHT.
414
00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:43,882
YEAH, BUT DAD SPENT THREE YEARS
415
00:23:43,906 --> 00:23:45,616
AVOIDING THE DOYLE"
FAMILY BARBECUE.
416
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,686
HOW'S HE GONNA
GET OUT OF THAT ONE?
417
00:23:47,710 --> 00:23:49,321
I MEAN, DAD'S A TERRIBLE LIAR
418
00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:51,340
AND JESUS IS GONNA BE
SITTING LIKE RIGHT THERE.
419
00:23:51,364 --> 00:23:55,310
YEAH. AND FRED GOING ON
ABOUT THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
420
00:23:55,334 --> 00:23:58,663
ELECTRIC- AND GAS-POWERED
WEED WHACKERS.
421
00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:01,488
LIKE JESUS ISN'T GONNA WANT
TO BACK OUT OF THAT DINNER.
422
00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:11,464
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU GUYS.
423
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:14,730
I CAN'T IMAGINE GOING
THROUGH A DAY LIKE THIS
424
00:24:14,754 --> 00:24:16,369
WITHOUT YOU KIDS.
425
00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:20,535
MAYBE IF DAD HAD LOOKED IN THE
DRAWER AND SAW THE BATTERIES,
426
00:24:20,559 --> 00:24:22,753
HE WOULDN'T HAVE GONE
TO THE STORE AND THEN...
427
00:24:22,777 --> 00:24:23,777
KERRY...
428
00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:26,558
KERR-BEAR...
429
00:24:26,582 --> 00:24:29,683
DON'T DRIVE YOURSELF CRAZY
GOING OVER AND OVER EVERYTHING.
430
00:24:30,837 --> 00:24:32,970
NO ONE CAN CONTROL
WHAT HAPPENED.
431
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,918
GOD, MOM, YOU ARE SO STRONG.
432
00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:38,703
OH, NO.
433
00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:42,529
TRUST ME. I FALL APART
WHEN NOBODY'S LOOKING.
434
00:24:44,767 --> 00:24:47,612
THE LAST WORDS I SAID
TO DAD WAS "I HATE YOU."
435
00:24:47,636 --> 00:24:49,803
OH, HONEY.
436
00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:54,351
HE WOULDN'T LET ME BORROW HIS
STUPID CAR AND I SAID "I HATE YOU."
437
00:24:55,778 --> 00:24:57,923
I HAD MY DAD AND THE LAST WORDS
438
00:24:57,947 --> 00:25:00,575
I EVER SAID TO HIM
WERE "I HATE YOU."
439
00:25:00,599 --> 00:25:02,700
OH, BABY.
440
00:25:04,153 --> 00:25:07,232
I THINK THOSE WERE THE FIRST
WORDS YOU SAID TO HIM ALSO.
441
00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:09,384
IT'S OKAY.
442
00:25:09,408 --> 00:25:13,160
HEY KNEW HOW MUCH YOU
LOVED HIM, NO QUESTION.
443
00:25:14,479 --> 00:25:16,799
MY LAST WORDS
WERE AN INSULT TOO.
444
00:25:17,816 --> 00:25:20,695
HE WAS WEARING HIS MICHIGAN
SWEATSHIRT WITH CHINOS.
445
00:25:20,719 --> 00:25:22,263
AND I SAID THERE WEREN'T
ENOUGH QUEER EYES
446
00:25:22,287 --> 00:25:24,165
IN ALL OF SAN
FRANCISCO TO HELP HIM.
447
00:25:27,676 --> 00:25:31,039
WELL, I SENT HIM TO
THE STORE FOR MILK...
448
00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:34,715
SO THE LAST THING HE HEARD OUT OF ME
WAS "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH."
449
00:25:37,235 --> 00:25:39,297
YOU KNOW WHAT HIS
LAST WORDS TO ME WERE?
450
00:25:39,321 --> 00:25:43,218
- WHAT?
- "HASTA LA VISTA, BABY."
451
00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:45,337
SUCH A CORNBALL.
452
00:25:45,361 --> 00:25:47,489
GOD, YOU KNOW, HE...
HE WOULD SAY ANYTHING.
453
00:25:47,513 --> 00:25:49,775
HE DIDN'T CARE HOW SILLY HE WAS.
454
00:25:49,799 --> 00:25:51,965
JUST WANTED TO MAKE US LAUGH.
455
00:25:53,686 --> 00:25:55,486
I AM REALLY GONNA MISS THAT.
456
00:25:58,707 --> 00:26:00,285
SO...
457
00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:01,786
I GUESS SOMEBODY'S
GONNA HAVE TO TAKE UP
458
00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:03,571
THE CORNBALL SLACK AROUND HERE.
459
00:26:03,595 --> 00:26:05,696
I VOTE RORY.
460
00:26:08,183 --> 00:26:10,678
KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA
MISS ABOUT DAD?
461
00:26:10,702 --> 00:26:14,766
THOSE BOGUS PANCAKES
HE USED TO MAKE.
462
00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:17,252
GOD, IT WAS LIKE EATING
TUPPERWARE COVERS.
463
00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:19,153
THEY WERE SO AWFUL.
464
00:26:19,177 --> 00:26:22,057
PANCAKE MIX AND WATER.
HOW DO YOU MESS THAT UP?
465
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:25,143
WELL, IF THEY WERE SO
TERRIBLE, WHY'D YOU EAT THEM?
466
00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:27,384
SAME REASON YOU DID.
467
00:26:28,553 --> 00:26:30,019
MADE HIM HAPPY.
468
00:26:32,208 --> 00:26:35,442
YOU HEAR THAT, DAD?
OUR SECRET'S OUT.
469
00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:41,798
I NEVER ATE THE PANCAKES.
470
00:26:45,037 --> 00:26:46,770
COME HERE, HONEYS. COME HERE.
471
00:26:48,324 --> 00:26:50,368
Cate: OH, I LOVE YOU.
472
00:26:50,392 --> 00:26:52,042
Girls: I LOVE YOU.
473
00:27:12,248 --> 00:27:14,164
- GRAMPS?
- YEAH.
474
00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:17,166
WHAT WAS YOUR DAD LIKE?
475
00:27:19,338 --> 00:27:23,151
UH, MY DAD, WELL, YOUR GREAT
GRANDDAD WAS A BUSINESSMAN.
476
00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:25,503
HE OWNED A HABERDASHERY.
477
00:27:25,527 --> 00:27:28,556
- HABA... WHAT?
- A MEN'S STORE.
478
00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:30,541
HE SOLD SUITS AND HATS.
479
00:27:30,565 --> 00:27:32,877
- BASEBALL HATS?
- NO.
480
00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:35,130
NO, NOT BASEBALL HATS.
481
00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:37,199
BOWLERS, FEDORAS, DERBIES,
482
00:27:37,223 --> 00:27:40,518
YOU KNOW, BEAUTIFUL HATS,
THAT YOU TIPPED AT YOUNG LADIES.
483
00:27:40,542 --> 00:27:42,137
AND WORE OVER YOUR HEART
484
00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:44,722
WHEN THEY PLAYED
THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.
485
00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:48,509
YEAH, HATS WERE THE
CORNERSTONE OF CIVILIZATION.
486
00:27:48,533 --> 00:27:51,045
ONLY SAVAGES DIDN'T WEAR HATS.
487
00:27:51,069 --> 00:27:53,564
WERE YOU CLOSE WITH YOUR DAD?
488
00:27:53,588 --> 00:27:56,585
IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME.
489
00:27:56,609 --> 00:28:00,371
MY DAD WASN'T
ALWAYS A... A HAPPY MAN.
490
00:28:00,395 --> 00:28:02,307
HE SAID IT WAS
BECAUSE OF HIS JOB...
491
00:28:02,331 --> 00:28:03,959
IT DIDN'T FIT.
492
00:28:03,983 --> 00:28:06,594
A MAN'S JOB HAS
TO FIT HIS SPIRIT.
493
00:28:06,618 --> 00:28:10,615
NOW YOUR DAD'S JOB WAS A
PERFECT FIT FOR HIS SPIRIT.
494
00:28:10,639 --> 00:28:12,868
I DON'T KNOW.
495
00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:15,120
HE WAS ALWAYS SO MAD
WHEN HE WAS WRITING.
496
00:28:15,144 --> 00:28:17,956
RORY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO NOW?
497
00:28:17,980 --> 00:28:21,259
GRAM SAYS EAT, SLEEP AND DRINK.
498
00:28:21,283 --> 00:28:24,734
- AND DRIVE WITHOUT
YOUR GLASSES.
- YOU GOTTA LOVE HER.
499
00:28:26,489 --> 00:28:28,383
RORY, I BUILD BIRDHOUSES.
500
00:28:28,407 --> 00:28:29,951
AND WHILE I'M BUILDING THEM,
501
00:28:29,975 --> 00:28:32,787
I'M BANGING MY KNUCKLES
AND CUTTING MY HANDS
502
00:28:32,811 --> 00:28:35,474
AND CUSSING AND THROWING THINGS.
503
00:28:35,498 --> 00:28:38,326
THEN ABOUT A MONTH LATER,
504
00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:41,329
SOME BEAUTIFUL, FINCH
OR WAXWING MOVES IN
505
00:28:41,353 --> 00:28:44,521
AND I DON'T GIVE A SECOND THOUGHT
TO ALL THE CUTS AND SCRAPES.
506
00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:49,354
THAT WAS MY PROCESS.
507
00:28:49,378 --> 00:28:53,057
THE SAME WITH YOUR DAD, IT'S WHAT HE
HAD TO DO TO GET TO THE GOOD STUFF.
508
00:28:53,081 --> 00:28:56,511
YOU KNOW, BANG HIS
KNUCKLES AND WHATNOT.
509
00:28:56,535 --> 00:28:59,018
IT'S WHAT YOU'RE
DOING RIGHT NOW.
510
00:29:00,138 --> 00:29:02,750
I'M NOT FOLLOWING YOU.
511
00:29:02,774 --> 00:29:08,323
WELL, YOU'RE UPSET
WITH YOUR DAD FOR DYING.
512
00:29:08,347 --> 00:29:10,408
AND IT'S OKAY TO SLAM A DOOR
513
00:29:10,432 --> 00:29:15,847
OR, YOU KNOW, CRY, GET ANGRY...
514
00:29:15,871 --> 00:29:18,989
BURN YOUR HAND ON A CASSEROLE.
515
00:29:20,659 --> 00:29:22,342
IT'S YOUR PROCESS.
516
00:29:24,296 --> 00:29:25,823
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT PLASTERING?
517
00:29:25,847 --> 00:29:28,264
WELL, I KNOW A LITTLE. WHY?
518
00:29:36,609 --> 00:29:38,352
YEAH, I THINK WE
CAN HANDLE THAT.
519
00:29:38,376 --> 00:29:42,824
RORY, DID YOUR DAD EVER
TELL YOU THAT HE LOVED YOU?
520
00:29:42,848 --> 00:29:45,343
YEAH, TONS.
521
00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:48,452
- DID YOU TELL HIM?
- YEAH, ALL THE TIME.
522
00:29:49,738 --> 00:29:52,116
THE CLOSEST MY
DAD AND I EVER CAME
523
00:29:52,140 --> 00:29:55,536
WAS WHEN I RETURNED FROM KOREA,
524
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,360
YOU KNOW, WHEN I
MET TED WILLIAMS.
525
00:29:59,381 --> 00:30:02,777
HE SAID HE MISSED ME.
526
00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:04,345
WHAT'D YOU SAY?
527
00:30:04,369 --> 00:30:07,048
I SAID I MISSED HIM TOO.
528
00:30:07,072 --> 00:30:10,006
AND THEN WE SHOOK HANDS
FROM ABOUT THREE FEET AWAY.
529
00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:15,089
I THINK WE BOTH
FELT THE SAME WAY...
530
00:30:15,113 --> 00:30:17,330
ABOUT THE LOVE STUFF.
531
00:30:19,351 --> 00:30:21,379
BUT IT SURE WOULD HAVE
BEEN NICE IF ONE OF US
532
00:30:21,403 --> 00:30:23,320
JUST SAID IT OUT LOUD.
533
00:30:26,725 --> 00:30:28,920
- GRAMPS?
- YEAH?
534
00:30:28,944 --> 00:30:31,311
HOW ARE YOU WITH BROKEN LAMPS?
535
00:30:33,732 --> 00:30:35,165
NO.
536
00:30:42,107 --> 00:30:44,690
YOUR FATHER NEVER
MISSED A DEADLINE IN HIS LIFE.
537
00:30:47,096 --> 00:30:48,789
OKAY, IT'S GONNA BE REALLY HARD.
538
00:30:48,813 --> 00:30:50,625
LET'S JUST, UH...
LET'S GO IN THERE
539
00:30:50,649 --> 00:30:53,344
FIND YOUR DAD'S
COLUMN AND GET OUT.
540
00:30:53,368 --> 00:30:55,034
COME ON.
541
00:31:06,682 --> 00:31:09,010
OH MY GOD, I DREW THIS.
542
00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:11,228
IT'S MY GIRAFFE. DAD KEPT IT.
543
00:31:11,252 --> 00:31:13,080
OH, HONEY, HE KEPT
ALL YOUR ARTWORK.
544
00:31:13,104 --> 00:31:15,916
YOU KNOW, I THINK
"GIRAFFE" IS SPELLED WRONG.
545
00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:19,020
I WAS THREE. AND BY THE
WAY, IT IS SPELLED RIGHT.
546
00:31:21,163 --> 00:31:24,765
- I CAN'T BELIEVE HE KEPT THIS.
- WHAT IS IT?
547
00:31:26,168 --> 00:31:28,263
IT WAS FROM WHEN WE WERE
IN INDIAN CHIEFS TOGETHER
548
00:31:28,287 --> 00:31:31,132
- 10 YEARS AGO.
- WELL, OF COURSE HE KEPT IT.
549
00:31:31,156 --> 00:31:33,602
I DIDN'T MAKE IT, HE DID.
550
00:31:33,626 --> 00:31:35,503
WHAT IS IT? IS IT AN ASHTRAY?
551
00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:38,340
I THINK IT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE A PENCIL HOLDER.
552
00:31:38,364 --> 00:31:40,130
WOW.
553
00:31:42,184 --> 00:31:45,246
BRIDGET'S REPORT CARD
FROM THE THIRD GRADE.
554
00:31:45,270 --> 00:31:47,754
- YOU CAN TELL BY ALL THE Cs.
- WAIT, LET ME SEE.
555
00:31:49,207 --> 00:31:51,670
OH, MY GOSH, IT SO IS.
556
00:31:51,694 --> 00:31:53,521
AND THEY'RE C-PLUSES.
557
00:31:53,545 --> 00:31:55,640
LOOK, MY FIRST B.
558
00:31:55,664 --> 00:31:57,626
I CAN'T BELIEVE DAD
DIDN'T THROW THIS OUT.
559
00:31:57,650 --> 00:32:01,012
MAYBE HE WANTED TO KEEP SOMETHING
FROM WHEN YOU WERE AT YOUR ACADEMIC PEAK.
560
00:32:01,036 --> 00:32:03,347
SHUT UP.
561
00:32:03,371 --> 00:32:05,199
OH MY GOD, I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
562
00:32:05,223 --> 00:32:06,801
THAT IDIOT.
563
00:32:06,825 --> 00:32:09,170
WHAT IS IT?
564
00:32:09,194 --> 00:32:12,206
THESE ARE ALL THESE PICTURES
THAT I MADE HIM THROW OUT
565
00:32:12,230 --> 00:32:14,659
BECAUSE I LOOKED BAD.
566
00:32:14,683 --> 00:32:16,461
HE KEPT 'EM.
567
00:32:16,485 --> 00:32:18,113
OH.
568
00:32:18,137 --> 00:32:20,515
HE EVEN TOOK THIS
ONE OUT OF THE TRASH
569
00:32:20,539 --> 00:32:22,822
AND TAPED IT TOGETHER.
570
00:32:24,059 --> 00:32:25,670
ARE YOU GUYS WEARING SOMBREROS?
571
00:32:25,694 --> 00:32:29,391
- JUST LIKE THE DONKEY.
- DON'T LOOK.
572
00:32:29,415 --> 00:32:30,875
WHAT ARE THE LETTERS?
573
00:32:30,899 --> 00:32:33,027
OH.
574
00:32:33,051 --> 00:32:34,796
AS IF THESE PICTURES
WEREN'T BAD ENOUGH,
575
00:32:34,820 --> 00:32:38,583
HE... HE ACTUALLY KEPT ALL
THE SILLY LITTLE LOVE NOTES
576
00:32:38,607 --> 00:32:40,568
THAT WE WROTE
WHEN WE WERE DATING.
577
00:32:40,592 --> 00:32:42,070
- WELL, READ ONE.
- OH, NO. UH-UH.
578
00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:43,554
All: COME ON! COME ON, MOM!
579
00:32:43,578 --> 00:32:45,723
- Kerry: READ US ONE.
- Bridget: JUST READ IT.
580
00:32:45,747 --> 00:32:48,243
OKAY.
581
00:32:48,267 --> 00:32:50,650
THIS IS FROM ST. PATRICK'S DAY.
582
00:32:54,022 --> 00:32:56,367
"I WOULD DRINK
GREEN BEERS WITH YOU.
583
00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:58,803
I WOULD DRINK
THEM IF I HAD THE FLU.
584
00:32:58,827 --> 00:33:01,356
I WOULD DRINK THEM FROM A TRUCK
585
00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:04,575
OR IF THEY WERE
GOLD AND COST A BUCK.
586
00:33:04,599 --> 00:33:07,678
I WOULD CALL YOU AND
TELL YOU THIS RHYME
587
00:33:07,702 --> 00:33:10,615
BUT GARY THE BARTENDER
SAID IT WAS TIME
588
00:33:10,639 --> 00:33:12,917
FOR ME TO LEAVE
BECAUSE I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
589
00:33:12,941 --> 00:33:15,052
HERE COME THE BOUNCERS.
590
00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:17,511
I LOVE YOU. BYE."
591
00:33:20,733 --> 00:33:24,095
TO THINK FROM THAT
HE MADE A CAREER.
592
00:33:24,119 --> 00:33:27,719
TO THINK FROM THAT HE MADE
MOM FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM.
593
00:33:33,945 --> 00:33:37,158
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT
SAYING I DON'T BELIEVE.
594
00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:38,726
I'M JUST SAYING
IT'S AWFULLY HARD
595
00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:41,434
TO FEEL CLOSE TO A GOD THAT
WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
596
00:33:42,971 --> 00:33:44,665
I JUST KEEP FEELING
LIKE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE
597
00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:46,172
HAS BEEN MADE.
598
00:33:48,626 --> 00:33:50,586
SO I HOPE YOU DON'T
TAKE IT PERSONAL.
599
00:33:52,330 --> 00:33:54,175
BE PATIENT.
600
00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,916
DON'T LEAVE NOW.
601
00:33:57,336 --> 00:33:59,256
I JUST ALREADY
FEEL SO DAMN ALONE.
602
00:34:01,306 --> 00:34:03,146
AND I'M NOT SORRY I SAID DAMN.
603
00:34:04,326 --> 00:34:06,226
WELL, IT'S ALL CLEANED
UP DOWNSTAIRS.
604
00:34:07,930 --> 00:34:10,525
- WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
- NOBODY.
605
00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:13,383
OH, I THOUGHT I HEARD...
606
00:34:15,070 --> 00:34:17,604
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
607
00:34:19,457 --> 00:34:21,319
SO YOU'RE GONNA SLEEP
HERE TONIGHT, HUH?
608
00:34:21,343 --> 00:34:23,053
THAT'S A BIG MOVE FOR YOU.
609
00:34:23,077 --> 00:34:25,740
WELL, I... I KEEP PUTTING OFF
610
00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:27,808
MY FIRST NIGHT IN HERE ALONE.
611
00:34:27,832 --> 00:34:29,733
I CAN'T DO IT FOREVER.
612
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:33,348
IT'S SO WEIRD.
613
00:34:33,372 --> 00:34:34,949
IT ALWAYS FELT SO SMALL IN HERE
614
00:34:34,973 --> 00:34:38,586
WITH BOTH OF US BANGING
AROUND IN THE MORNING.
615
00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:40,770
NOW IT JUST FEELS SO BIG.
616
00:34:42,364 --> 00:34:44,359
WELL, WHY DON'T I JUST SIT HERE
617
00:34:44,383 --> 00:34:46,327
AT THE END OF THE BED
UNTIL YOU FALL ASLEEP
618
00:34:46,351 --> 00:34:48,279
LIKE I USED TO DO
WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE?
619
00:34:48,303 --> 00:34:50,631
HMM? I WON'T SAY A WORD.
620
00:34:50,655 --> 00:34:52,350
I'LL JUST... I'LL
JUST SIT THERE.
621
00:34:52,374 --> 00:34:53,940
NO, IT... IT'S OKAY, MOM.
622
00:34:55,043 --> 00:34:56,776
IT'S OKAY.
623
00:35:02,984 --> 00:35:05,085
I LOVE YOU, MOM.
624
00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:09,305
I LOVE YOU, CATE.
625
00:35:14,379 --> 00:35:16,357
SO I'LL, YOU KNOW, JUST
SLEEP ON THE COUCH.
626
00:35:16,381 --> 00:35:17,859
OKAY.
627
00:35:17,883 --> 00:35:19,693
YOU KNOW, DON'T...
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
628
00:35:19,717 --> 00:35:21,684
I'LL BE FINE.
629
00:35:36,752 --> 00:35:39,380
- OH, HI, DAD.
- I... I WAS JUST
CHANGING A BULB
630
00:35:39,404 --> 00:35:41,265
IN THE HALL IT WAS OUT.
631
00:35:41,289 --> 00:35:43,484
UNLESS YOU WANT
IT COMPLETELY DARK.
632
00:35:43,508 --> 00:35:44,986
OH, NO. NO, THANKS.
633
00:35:45,010 --> 00:35:47,076
- THANK YOU.
- DAMN NEAR KILLED MYSELF.
634
00:35:50,899 --> 00:35:52,694
DO YOU WANT TO COME IN?
635
00:35:52,718 --> 00:35:54,212
YEAH, SURE.
636
00:35:54,236 --> 00:35:56,180
WELL, COME ON.
637
00:35:56,204 --> 00:35:57,720
JUST SIT DOWN.
638
00:36:10,134 --> 00:36:11,568
DAD, WHAT?
639
00:36:12,654 --> 00:36:14,104
WELL, I...
640
00:36:15,357 --> 00:36:17,051
I THINK I FOUND
PAUL'S LAST ARTICLE.
641
00:36:17,075 --> 00:36:18,770
OH, YOU DID?
642
00:36:18,794 --> 00:36:20,454
YEAH, AND YOU ALL LAUGHED AT ME
643
00:36:20,478 --> 00:36:22,340
WHEN I SAID I TOOK
A COMPUTER COURSE
644
00:36:22,364 --> 00:36:24,459
AT THE REC CENTER.
645
00:36:24,483 --> 00:36:26,493
I DON'T WANT TO TOOT
MY OWN HORN, BUT...
646
00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:28,379
DAD, THE ARTICLE.
647
00:36:28,403 --> 00:36:30,581
OH, YEAH, WELL...
648
00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:32,466
I FOUND IT IN THE RECYCLING BIN.
649
00:36:32,490 --> 00:36:34,351
I DON'T THINK HE THOUGHT
IT WAS VERY GOOD.
650
00:36:34,375 --> 00:36:38,138
WE SPENT FIVE
HOURS AT THAT DESK.
651
00:36:38,162 --> 00:36:40,374
WELL, IT'S KIND OF LIKE
CLEANING OUT AN ATTIC.
652
00:36:40,398 --> 00:36:42,527
IF YOU JUST DID THE WORK,
YOU'D BE OUT IN 30 MINUTES.
653
00:36:42,551 --> 00:36:44,967
IT'S... IT'S THE MEMORIES
THAT SLOW YOU DOWN.
654
00:36:46,938 --> 00:36:48,821
OH, DAD, WHY DID THIS HAPPEN?
655
00:36:50,175 --> 00:36:52,436
WE... WE DON'T DESERVE THIS.
656
00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:54,355
THAT'S 'CAUSE WE LIVE
UNDER THE IMPRESSION
657
00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:55,857
THAT WE GET WHAT WE DESERVE.
658
00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:57,441
IF I'D GOT WHAT I DESERVED,
659
00:36:57,465 --> 00:37:01,062
I'D NEVER HAVE YOU AND
YOUR SISTER IN MY LIFE.
660
00:37:01,086 --> 00:37:02,563
- OH, DAD.
- NO, SERIOUSLY,
661
00:37:02,587 --> 00:37:05,438
WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO
DESERVE TWO SUCH ANGELS
662
00:37:06,541 --> 00:37:09,737
OR RORY OR KERRY OR BRIDGET?
663
00:37:09,761 --> 00:37:11,761
AND FOR PART OF MY
LIFE, YOUR MOTHER?
664
00:37:12,881 --> 00:37:15,943
YEAH, WE'VE JUST
GOTTA BE THANKFUL
665
00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:19,030
FOR THE TIME WE
HAVE LEFT WITH PEOPLE.
666
00:37:19,054 --> 00:37:20,999
AND ALWAYS LET THEM
KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
667
00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:25,575
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY'S
BEEN GOING TO CHURCH.
668
00:37:27,512 --> 00:37:30,095
DON'T TELL YOUR MOTHER.
IT'S OUR LITTLE SECRET.
669
00:37:32,234 --> 00:37:34,000
I LOVE YOU, CATE.
670
00:37:35,269 --> 00:37:36,881
I'M JUST SORRY I
DON'T SAY IT ENOUGH.
671
00:37:36,905 --> 00:37:39,372
OH, AND YET I KNOW IT.
672
00:37:41,526 --> 00:37:43,203
'NIGHT.
673
00:37:43,227 --> 00:37:44,828
'NIGHT, DAD.
674
00:38:03,932 --> 00:38:06,143
OH, PAUL...
675
00:38:06,167 --> 00:38:08,701
GOD FORBID YOU SHOULD
MOVE SOMETHING AND LOOK.
676
00:38:13,275 --> 00:38:16,954
- MOM?
- OH, HI, BEACH.
677
00:38:16,978 --> 00:38:18,894
- YOU OKAY?
- YEAH.
678
00:38:19,997 --> 00:38:21,414
NO, NOT REALLY.
679
00:38:23,684 --> 00:38:26,769
- CAN I SLEEP WITH YOU?
- OH, COME ON.
680
00:38:31,093 --> 00:38:32,792
COME HERE.
681
00:38:35,897 --> 00:38:38,776
OH, COME ON.
682
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,650
COME ON.
683
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:46,717
I'VE GOT SOMETHING, YOU GUYS.
684
00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:49,820
- WHAT IS IT?
- IT'S DAD'S LAST ARTICLE.
685
00:38:49,844 --> 00:38:51,589
GRANDPA FOUND IT.
686
00:38:51,613 --> 00:38:53,240
- OH MY GOD, MOM, READ IT.
- YEAH, READ IT.
687
00:38:53,264 --> 00:38:55,909
YEAH, OKAY. I...
WELL, I'M GOING TO.
688
00:38:55,933 --> 00:38:58,228
IT DOESN'T HAVE A
TITLE OR ANYTHING,
689
00:38:58,252 --> 00:39:00,553
SO... SO, I'LL JUST START.
690
00:39:02,356 --> 00:39:03,868
"OKAY, READERS.
691
00:39:03,892 --> 00:39:06,136
TODAY, WE'RE HAVING
A LITTLE POP QUIZ.
692
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:07,905
IT'S MULTIPLE CHOICE.
693
00:39:07,929 --> 00:39:09,657
SO SHARPEN YOUR
NUMBER-TWO PENCILS
694
00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:11,542
AND PUT ON YOUR THINKING CAPS.
695
00:39:11,566 --> 00:39:13,945
READY? HERE'S A QUOTE.
696
00:39:13,969 --> 00:39:15,613
'DAD, YOU'RE AN IDIOT.'
697
00:39:15,637 --> 00:39:18,315
NOW, CONTESTANTS,
THIS WAS SAID TO ME
698
00:39:18,339 --> 00:39:20,601
BECAUSE OF WHICH OF THE
FOLLOWING TRANSGRESSIONS?
699
00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:23,421
COMING TO THE BREAKFAST TABLE
700
00:39:23,445 --> 00:39:26,090
WEARING PAJAMAS AND BLACK SOCKS,
701
00:39:26,114 --> 00:39:28,409
ASKING MY OLDEST DAUGHTER
702
00:39:28,433 --> 00:39:30,978
IF THAT GUY I SAW HER TALKING
TO AT SCHOOL YESTERDAY
703
00:39:31,002 --> 00:39:33,263
WAS HER BOYFRIEND,
704
00:39:33,287 --> 00:39:37,685
REFERRING TO RAPPER
'50CENT' AS '50 CENTS, '
705
00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:41,438
ENTERING THE ROOM?
706
00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:44,325
OKAY, PENCILS DOWN.
707
00:39:44,349 --> 00:39:46,694
ACTUALLY, IT WAS
A TRICK QUESTION.
708
00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:48,884
THE ANSWER IS ALL OF THE ABOVE.
709
00:39:50,955 --> 00:39:52,683
NOW DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES
710
00:39:52,707 --> 00:39:54,902
I CALLED MY FATHER AN IDIOT?
711
00:39:54,926 --> 00:39:57,271
ZERO. WHY?
712
00:39:57,295 --> 00:39:59,507
BECAUSE I FEARED HIM.
713
00:39:59,531 --> 00:40:03,227
BACK THEN, WE DIDN'T SHARE
OUR DEEP, PERSONAL FEELINGS.
714
00:40:03,251 --> 00:40:05,296
OUR DEEPEST CONVERSATIONS
USUALLY REVOLVED
715
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,199
AROUND THE TIGERS' BULLPEN.
716
00:40:08,223 --> 00:40:11,635
BUT MY KIDS? I CAN'T
GET THEM TO SHUT UP.
717
00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:15,506
THERE'S NOT A FEELING THAT
MY KIDS ARE AFRAID TO EXPRESS
718
00:40:15,530 --> 00:40:18,176
OVER AND OVER AND OVER.
719
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:22,079
AND MY WIFE REASSURES
ME THIS IS A GOOD THING
720
00:40:22,103 --> 00:40:24,687
OVER AND OVER AND OVER.
721
00:40:25,990 --> 00:40:27,673
AND SHE'S ALWAYS RIGHT.
722
00:40:29,744 --> 00:40:31,704
SO DO I WISH THAT
MY KIDS FEARED ME?
723
00:40:32,747 --> 00:40:35,059
WELL, MY HOUSE WOULD BE QUIETER.
724
00:40:35,083 --> 00:40:37,461
AND I'D SPEND A LOT LESS
TIME IN THE BATHROOM,
725
00:40:37,485 --> 00:40:39,447
BUT NO.
726
00:40:39,471 --> 00:40:42,922
BECAUSE I KNOW THAT
WHENEVER THEY INSULT ME...
727
00:40:44,558 --> 00:40:46,370
WHETHER IT'S A 'YOU'RE AN IDIOT"
728
00:40:46,394 --> 00:40:48,089
'WHAT A GEEK, '
729
00:40:48,113 --> 00:40:49,957
OR AN 'I HATE YOU"
730
00:40:49,981 --> 00:40:54,461
AN 'I LOVE YOU'
ISN'T FAR BEHIND.
731
00:40:54,485 --> 00:40:57,764
AND IT'S THE KNOWLEDGE
THAT MY WIFE AND KIDS LOVE ME
732
00:40:57,788 --> 00:40:59,583
THAT MAKES IT SAFE FOR ME
733
00:40:59,607 --> 00:41:03,225
TO WEAR PAJAMAS AND BLACK
SOCKS TO THE BREAKFAST TABLE."
734
00:41:06,465 --> 00:41:08,492
OH MY GOD.
735
00:41:08,516 --> 00:41:10,682
DAD, THANK YOU.
736
00:41:13,054 --> 00:41:14,932
THAT'S ALL HE WROTE.
737
00:41:14,956 --> 00:41:16,767
THAT WAS ENOUGH.
738
00:41:16,791 --> 00:41:18,241
YEAH.
739
00:41:19,377 --> 00:41:21,021
NOW I WISH WE INSULTED HIM MORE.
740
00:41:24,432 --> 00:41:26,883
OKAY, GUYS. IT'S BEDTIME.
741
00:41:35,459 --> 00:41:37,527
ALL RIGHT, MOVE OVER.
742
00:42:06,608 --> 00:42:08,135
Kerry: RORY, MOVE OVER.
743
00:42:08,159 --> 00:42:09,903
Rory: I'M OVER AS
FAR AS I CAN GET.
744
00:42:09,927 --> 00:42:12,055
Bridget: RORY, WHEN WAS THE
LAST TIME YOU CUT YOUR TOENAILS?
745
00:42:12,079 --> 00:42:14,809
Rory: PROBABLY THE LAST
TIME YOU SHAVED YOUR LEGS.
746
00:42:14,833 --> 00:42:16,626
Bridget: MOM, YOU'RE
LAUGHING. WHY?
747
00:42:16,650 --> 00:42:18,410
Cate: OH, GOD ONLY KNOWS.
53558
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