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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,563 LOOK AT ALL THE MAKEUP BRIDGET BOUGHT. CAN YOU BELIEVE... 2 00:00:03,587 --> 00:00:06,550 LOOK, $14 FOR WHATEVER THIS IS. 3 00:00:06,574 --> 00:00:08,702 EYELASH CURLER. 4 00:00:08,726 --> 00:00:11,154 AND THANK HEAVENS SHE GOT MORE LIP JUNK. 5 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:13,573 LIP GLOSS. 6 00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:17,182 RORY, THERE'S A BALLGAME ON CHANNEL 7. WATCH IT. 7 00:00:18,936 --> 00:00:21,031 - HEY, GUYS. - HEY, CARE BEAR, LOOK AT THIS. 8 00:00:21,055 --> 00:00:23,032 NOT NOW, DAD. I HAVE TO GET READY FOR MY DATE WITH KYLE. 9 00:00:23,056 --> 00:00:24,884 WAIT, THAT'S YOUR STUFF? 10 00:00:24,908 --> 00:00:27,320 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY SO LATE. I HAVE TO STRAIGHTEN MY HAIR, 11 00:00:27,344 --> 00:00:29,806 CRIMP MY EYELASHES, CREATE CHEEKBONES OUT OF PRACTICALLY NOTHING, 12 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:35,244 WHICH IS TOTALLY YOUR FAULT... FLAT FACED. 13 00:00:35,268 --> 00:00:37,830 FLAT... FLAT FAC... I DO NOT HAVE A FLAT FACE. 14 00:00:37,854 --> 00:00:39,371 COME ON. 15 00:00:44,661 --> 00:00:46,440 WELL, ANYONE LOOKS FLAT IN A TOASTER. 16 00:00:46,464 --> 00:00:48,859 LOOK, KERRY, I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 17 00:00:48,883 --> 00:00:51,678 IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, EVER SINCE YOU STARTED DATING KYLE, 18 00:00:51,702 --> 00:00:54,314 YOU'VE CHANGED. YOU'RE DIFFERENT. YOU'RE MORE... 19 00:00:54,338 --> 00:00:55,532 MORE BRIDGET-Y. 20 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:59,018 RORY! YOU'RE MORE BRIDGET-ESQUE. 21 00:00:59,042 --> 00:01:02,689 HOW COULD YOU COMPARE ME TO BRIDGET? 22 00:01:02,713 --> 00:01:06,075 WHERE'S MY NEW SPARKLE LIP GLOSS? I KNOW I BOUGHT NEW SPARKLE LIP GLOSS. 23 00:01:06,099 --> 00:01:07,878 OH MY GOD! WHERE'S MY NEW SPARKLE LIP GLOSS? 24 00:01:07,902 --> 00:01:09,968 - IS THIS IT? - HE TOUCHED IT ALL OVER. 25 00:01:13,441 --> 00:01:15,218 I MISS THE OLD KERRY. 26 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:17,621 THE DEPRESSED ONE WITHOUT A BOYFRIEND? 27 00:01:17,645 --> 00:01:19,956 YEAH. 28 00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:22,092 (sighs) 29 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:24,511 WHY DO BAD THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME? 30 00:01:24,535 --> 00:01:27,130 BRIDGET, NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO YOU. 31 00:01:27,154 --> 00:01:29,683 OH, YEAH. 32 00:01:29,707 --> 00:01:33,303 BUT TODAY I HEARD MOM IS GONNA TEACH SEX ED IN MY CLASS. 33 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:35,071 - IT'S TRUE. - DAD, 34 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,123 WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO SUPERFICIAL PEOPLE? 35 00:01:37,147 --> 00:01:38,908 - RORY! - WAIT. 36 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:41,811 RORY, I DON'T KNOW, BUT I KNOW WHY BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO SMART ALECKS. 37 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:43,396 SMART ALECK? 38 00:01:43,420 --> 00:01:46,132 YOU KNOW, WORDS HURT, DAD. 39 00:01:46,156 --> 00:01:47,872 FLAT FACE. 40 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:51,838 SO WHAT, YOU'RE TEACHING SEX EDUCATION? 41 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:53,790 YEAH, THE SCHOOL NEEDED A NURSE TO FILL IN 42 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:57,477 BECAUSE MISS CALLAHAN GOT THE FLU. 43 00:01:57,501 --> 00:01:59,567 REALLY? I HEARD SHE GOT KNOCKED UP. 44 00:02:01,071 --> 00:02:03,066 SO YOU JUST SAY YES 45 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:06,168 WITHOUT EVEN TOTALLY CONSIDERING HOW IT CAN COMPLETELY RUIN MY LIFE? 46 00:02:06,192 --> 00:02:07,520 BRIDGET, I THINK IT'S AN HONOR 47 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:09,673 YOUR MOTHER IS GOING TO TEACH YOU SEXUAL EDUCATION. 48 00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:11,813 AFTER ALL, SHE TAUGHT ME. 49 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:14,895 - EW! - EW! 50 00:02:14,919 --> 00:02:17,263 (growls) 51 00:02:17,287 --> 00:02:19,649 DO YOU GUYS NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT SITUATION I'M IN HERE? 52 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:22,702 - DONNY DOYLE'S COMING IN THIS WEEKEND TO SEE ME. - SO? 53 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:24,720 SO PEOPLE ALREADY PERCEIVE MY DATING DONNY AS A SLAP IN THE FACE, 54 00:02:24,744 --> 00:02:26,889 EVEN THOUGH HE'S OLDER. HE GOES TO THE NAVAL ACADEMY INSTEAD OF A SCHOOL. 55 00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:29,192 DANIELLE'S GOING TO THIS PARTY THIS WEEKEND. SHE'S ALL, "YOU BETTER BE THERE." 56 00:02:29,216 --> 00:02:31,661 I'M ALL, "UH, YEAH." BUT DONNY'S ALL, "UH, NO. I DON'T WANNA SHARE YOU." 57 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:33,480 WHICH IS ACTUALLY VERY SWEET WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT. 58 00:02:33,504 --> 00:02:35,231 BUT IT'S JUST THE SORT OF THING DANIELLE'S GONNA USE AGAINST ME. 59 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:37,216 AND THEN YOU HAVE TO GO AND EXACERBATE THE WHOLE THING 60 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:40,659 BY TEACHING SEX ED AT MY SCHOOL. 61 00:02:42,813 --> 00:02:45,446 ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, SHE DID SAY "EXACERBATE." 62 00:02:47,384 --> 00:02:50,696 HONEY, I THINK YOU'RE BLOWING THIS WHOLE THING OUT OF PROPORTION. 63 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:52,715 YOU WANNA WEIGH IN HERE, PAUL? 64 00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:55,651 HUH? 65 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:57,604 (sighs) 66 00:02:57,628 --> 00:02:59,305 LOOK, IT'S JUST TWO CLASSES. 67 00:02:59,329 --> 00:03:01,558 AND I WILL TRY VERY HARD NOT TO DRAW ATTENTION 68 00:03:01,582 --> 00:03:03,643 TO THE FACT THAT I'M YOUR MOM. 69 00:03:03,667 --> 00:03:07,113 AND THAT'S HOW BRIDGET WAS BORN. 70 00:03:07,137 --> 00:03:09,270 (laughing) 71 00:03:17,814 --> 00:03:19,947 (theme music playing) 72 00:03:35,248 --> 00:03:36,826 OOH, THIS MOVIE SOUNDS GOOD. 73 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:40,246 "HIGH-OCTANE BUTT KICKING FROM START TO FINISH." 74 00:03:40,270 --> 00:03:43,650 WELL, FAR BE IT FROM ME TO DISAGREE WITH JEFF PAISLEY 75 00:03:43,674 --> 00:03:45,835 FROM "THE SHREVEPORT TOWN CRIER," 76 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:47,837 BUT I REALLY WANTED TO SEE 77 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:51,323 "L'AMOUR EST L'EAU DU COEUR." 78 00:03:51,347 --> 00:03:54,110 IT MEANS "LOVE IS THE WATER OF THE HEART." 79 00:03:54,134 --> 00:03:57,430 THAT DOESN'T SOUND AS FULL OF HIGH OCTANE. 80 00:03:57,454 --> 00:03:59,132 COME ON, KYLE. 81 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:02,552 IT'S MADE BY THIS REALLY AMAZING AVANT-GARDE FRENCH DIRECTOR. 82 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,403 HE USES SILENCE IN A WAY THAT 83 00:04:04,427 --> 00:04:06,940 IT ALMOST BECOMES A CHARACTER. 84 00:04:06,964 --> 00:04:12,066 THIS GUY, HE USES HIS BUTT CHEEKS TO TALK. 85 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,298 WE CAN'T EVEN AGREE ON A MOVIE. 86 00:04:15,322 --> 00:04:17,550 SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON. 87 00:04:17,574 --> 00:04:19,819 YEAH. 88 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:21,671 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 89 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:24,290 - WANNA MAKE OUT? - SURE. 90 00:04:24,314 --> 00:04:26,976 WHOA HEY HO HO! LORD OF THE MANOR PRESENT. 91 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,461 WE WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING. 92 00:04:28,485 --> 00:04:30,080 OH MY GOD, DAD, DO YOU HAVE TO... 93 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:31,498 WALK IN ON YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND? YES. 94 00:04:31,522 --> 00:04:34,316 DO I HAVE TO CALL THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND? YES. 95 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:37,353 DO I HAVE TO TORTURE YOU WITH A DANCE LIKE... 96 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:39,338 INSTEAD OF LEAVING YOU ALONE? 97 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,780 NO, BUT YOU DID CALL ME A FLAT FACE. 98 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:45,061 - YOU STILL HERE? - NO. 99 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:46,846 THANK YOU. 100 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:49,064 CALL ME LATER. 101 00:04:49,088 --> 00:04:52,418 SO, CARE BEAR, I HEAR YOU'RE INTERESTED IN SEEING THAT NEW FRENCH MOVIE. 102 00:04:52,442 --> 00:04:54,087 HOW LONG WERE YOU STANDING THERE? 103 00:04:54,111 --> 00:04:55,604 DON'T WORRY. I HAD A CHAIR. 104 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,923 LISTEN, I WAS THINKING YOU KNOW WHAT MIGHT BE FUN 105 00:04:57,947 --> 00:05:00,543 IS IF WE SORT OF SAW THAT MOVIE TOGETHER TONIGHT... 106 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:02,862 SORT OF A FATHER-DAUGHTER FOREIGN FILM NIGHT. 107 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:04,397 I'D RATHER STAY HOME. 108 00:05:04,421 --> 00:05:06,265 OH, GOOD! HEY, KERRY, WE CAN HAVE A FATHER-DAUGHTER 109 00:05:06,289 --> 00:05:08,384 STAY-AT-HOME DANCE NIGHT. 110 00:05:08,408 --> 00:05:10,837 YEAH! 111 00:05:10,861 --> 00:05:13,105 ♪ GET YOUR GROOVE ON. ♪ 112 00:05:13,129 --> 00:05:16,208 OKAY, WE'LL GO TO THE MOVIE. JUST STOP DOING THAT. 113 00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:19,128 WORKS EVERY TIME. 114 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,930 - Paul: HEY, CATE! - HI, HONEY. 115 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:23,299 KERRY AND I ARE GOING TO SEE A FOREIGN FILM TONIGHT. 116 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:26,652 - OH, THAT'S SO NICE. - Kerry: YOU KNOW WE'RE NOT SITTING TOGETHER, RIGHT? 117 00:05:26,676 --> 00:05:29,538 I'M EXCITED TOO! 118 00:05:29,562 --> 00:05:31,941 HEY, MOM, I PARKED THE CAR. 119 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:33,977 IT'S ALL SNUG IN ITS SPOT IN THE GARAGE, 120 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:36,462 JUST LIKE HOW DAD'S SPERM SNUGLY PARKED ITSELF INTO YOUR EGG 121 00:05:36,486 --> 00:05:39,932 WHEN YOU DECIDED TO HAVE SEX AND RUIN MY LIFE. 122 00:05:39,956 --> 00:05:43,152 I CAME UP WITH A LITTLE CAR ANALOGY FOR THE CLASS. 123 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,722 CUTE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN LITTLE CAR? 124 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:48,140 IT WAS THE WORST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE. 125 00:05:48,164 --> 00:05:50,860 WORSE THAN THE TIME YOU WORE A BLACK SKIRT AND A BLACK TOP TO SCHOOL 126 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:53,246 AND YOU DIDN'T NOTICE THEY WERE TWO DIFFERENT BLACKS TILL YOU GOT HOME 127 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:54,847 AND I SHOWED YOU? 128 00:05:54,871 --> 00:05:57,750 THAT'S IT, RORY. WE'RE CANCELING BRAVO. 129 00:05:57,774 --> 00:05:59,502 YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T EMBARRASS ME, MOM. 130 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:01,270 YOU SAID NO ONE WOULD KNOW YOU WERE MY MOTHER. 131 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:03,773 I KNOW, HONEY. I WAS TRYING SO HARD NOT TO. 132 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:05,742 IT JUST BLURTED OUT. 133 00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:07,777 YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED AT HOW I WAS CONCEIVED. 134 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:09,229 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TELL THEM WHERE. 135 00:06:09,253 --> 00:06:12,816 YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE THE BEACH. GOD, THIS IS SO UNFAIR. 136 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,400 DID SHE SAY PENIS? 137 00:06:14,424 --> 00:06:16,069 I'M NEVER SHOWING MY FACE IN THAT SCHOOL AGAIN. 138 00:06:16,093 --> 00:06:18,087 - PENIS AND VAGINA? - RORY! 139 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:20,023 WE DON'T SAY THOSE WORDS. 140 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:22,497 - WHY NOT? - I DON'T KNOW. 141 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:26,178 DID YOU HAVE A ROUGH DAY TODAY? 142 00:06:26,202 --> 00:06:27,680 NO, IT WASN'T THAT BAD, 143 00:06:27,704 --> 00:06:30,650 BUT I FOUND OUT TOMORROW I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT CONTRACEPTION. 144 00:06:30,674 --> 00:06:34,187 AND THE ONLY THING THE SCHOOL WILL LET ME DISCUSS IS ABSTINENCE. 145 00:06:34,211 --> 00:06:37,957 FINALLY, OUR TAX DOLLARS PUT TO GOOD USE. 146 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:39,976 I DON'T KNOW. I JUST THINK IT'S IRRESPONSIBLE 147 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,278 TO SAY THAT ABSTINENCE IS THE ONLY OPTION. 148 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:44,280 I SEE TEENAGERS AT THE HOSPITAL EVERY DAY 149 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:46,282 AND THEY'RE IN TROUBLE ALREADY. 150 00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:48,284 THEY NEED TO KNOW ABOUT SAFE SEX. 151 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:51,654 OR YOU COULD TEACH THEM THAT SEX IS BAD, 152 00:06:51,678 --> 00:06:54,918 THAT IF THEY HAVE IT, THEY'LL GO BLIND OR GO TO HELL. 153 00:06:55,515 --> 00:06:57,616 YOU'RE THE TEACHER, YOU DECIDE. 154 00:07:00,370 --> 00:07:03,321 (actors speaking French) 155 00:07:21,558 --> 00:07:24,542 (actress moaning) 156 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:35,153 (moaning continuing) 157 00:07:54,358 --> 00:07:57,020 HI, GUYS, HOW WAS THE MOVIE? 158 00:07:57,044 --> 00:07:59,060 - FINE. - FINE. 159 00:08:02,132 --> 00:08:03,459 DID SOMETHING HAPPEN? 160 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,311 THERE WAS THIS SCENE. THIS... 161 00:08:05,335 --> 00:08:08,737 THIS SCENE WAS SO INCREDIBLY... 162 00:08:09,940 --> 00:08:12,057 EUROPEAN. 163 00:08:13,443 --> 00:08:16,689 - HOT SEX? - RORY. 164 00:08:16,713 --> 00:08:19,153 - SORRY. DID I CRACK YOUR CODE? - RORY. 165 00:08:22,885 --> 00:08:25,815 - SO WHAT DID YOU DO? - NOTHING. 166 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,701 - YOU DID NOTHING? - YES, I DID NOTHING. WHAT ELSE COULD I DO? 167 00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:30,303 YOU COULD HAVE LEFT. 168 00:08:30,327 --> 00:08:33,239 OH, YEAH, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT. 169 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:35,747 - I'LL GO TALK TO HER. IT'S OKAY. - OH, GOD. 170 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:42,353 WOW, YOU SAW THE WATER BOTTLE SCENE WITH KERRY? 171 00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:48,671 YOU KNOW ABOUT THE WATER BOTTLE SCENE? 172 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,656 OH, YEAH, THE WATER BOTTLE SCENE IS FAMOUS. 173 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:54,059 ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DOWNLOADING IT OFF THE INTERNET. 174 00:08:54,083 --> 00:08:57,283 NOT ME, THOUGH, 'CAUSE I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH TO SEE THAT KIND OF THING. 175 00:08:58,304 --> 00:09:00,583 AND IT'S ILLEGAL AND IT OBJECTIFIES WOMEN, 176 00:09:00,607 --> 00:09:02,818 BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. 177 00:09:02,842 --> 00:09:04,821 WAIT A MINUTE. ALL YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS 178 00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:06,656 ARE WATCHING THAT SCENE FROM THAT MOVIE? 179 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:09,008 THE WATER BOTTLE SCENE IS LIKE MY GENERATION'S 180 00:09:09,032 --> 00:09:12,311 PAM ANDERSON/TOMMY LEE TAPE, 181 00:09:12,335 --> 00:09:14,568 WHICH OF COURSE, I'VE NOT SEEN EITHER. 182 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:18,123 MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE KERRY TO SEE IT. 183 00:09:23,112 --> 00:09:25,691 Well, it's getting late. 184 00:09:25,715 --> 00:09:27,210 Yes, it is. 185 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,212 Man: How do you say good night? 186 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:31,630 (laughing) 187 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:34,934 AND YOUR MOM'S THE TEACHER. 188 00:09:34,958 --> 00:09:37,904 - I'll call you next week. - Will you? 189 00:09:37,928 --> 00:09:40,256 Well, thanks so much. 190 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:43,059 - I had loads of fun. - So did I. 191 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,300 - Good night, Woody. - Good night, Ann. 192 00:09:47,304 --> 00:09:49,348 Man: And thus Woody leaves, 193 00:09:49,372 --> 00:09:52,952 knowing with great pride that this is another night 194 00:09:52,976 --> 00:09:55,059 he did not have sex. 195 00:09:57,497 --> 00:10:01,427 OKAY, SO THAT'S ABSTINENCE. 196 00:10:01,451 --> 00:10:03,696 CLEARLY, IT'S BEEN AROUND FOREVER. 197 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:06,716 YO, MISS HENN, THAT MOVIE WAS ALL RATED "G" AND WHATNOT. 198 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:10,503 NAH, IT WAS LESS THAN "G." IT WAS LIKE "F." 199 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:14,039 YEAH, WOODY'S GOT NO GAME. 200 00:10:14,063 --> 00:10:16,275 LOOK, IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, 201 00:10:16,299 --> 00:10:19,578 PLEASE RAISE YOUR HAND. ANTHONY. 202 00:10:19,602 --> 00:10:21,597 YEAH, DAWG BE COLD SAYING HASTA TO A LADY 203 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:25,184 WITH SUCH A FINE BOOTY LIKE THAT. 204 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:28,404 BUT I'LL BET MY MONEY THE DAWG BE WALKING ALL SWISHY SWISHY, 205 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:30,406 PLAYING FOR THE OTHER TEAM AND WHATNOT. 206 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,358 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 207 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:35,428 WE ALL HAVE CERTAIN URGES. 208 00:10:35,452 --> 00:10:38,014 HEY, BRIDGET, YOUR MOM JUST SAID URGES. 209 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:39,548 KILL ME. 210 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,717 AND IF YOU RESPECT YOURSELF, 211 00:10:41,741 --> 00:10:44,053 YOU WILL SHUT DOWN THOSE URGES. 212 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:47,423 SHE TOTALLY SAID IT AGAIN. 213 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:50,860 AND THEN WHEN YOU'VE FINALLY MADE A COMMITMENT TO GET MARRIED 214 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:53,596 AND YOU FINALLY SATISFY THOSE URGES... 215 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:55,370 STOP SAYING URGES! 216 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:01,887 THERE ARE OTHER WORDS. 217 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:05,741 IT WILL BE ALL THAT MUCH SWEETER BECAUSE YOU WAITED. 218 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:08,582 WAITED? DANG, THIS SUCKS! 219 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,653 SHE TRYING TO TURN US INTO A BUNCH OF WOODYS. 220 00:11:13,906 --> 00:11:16,435 ALL RIGHT, KIDS, OKAY. 221 00:11:16,459 --> 00:11:18,621 I COULD GET IN BIG TROUBLE FOR TELLING YOU THIS, 222 00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:22,091 BUT THERE ARE ALTERNATIVES TO ABSTINENCE. 223 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,410 WHAT ARE SOME OF THOSE ALTERNATIVES, 224 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,562 BRIDGET'S MOM? 225 00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:30,149 WELL, JENNA, RATHER THAN SPEAK IN GENERALITIES, 226 00:11:30,173 --> 00:11:32,919 WHY DON'T WE JUST ANSWER SOME OF THOSE QUESTIONS YOU SUBMITTED 227 00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:36,138 TO MISS CALLAHAN LAST WEEK? 228 00:11:36,162 --> 00:11:39,459 LET'S SEE. 229 00:11:39,483 --> 00:11:43,178 "I HAVE A MUCH OLDER BOYFRIEND WHO LIVES IN MARYLAND. 230 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:45,214 HE'S COMING TO VISIT ME THIS WEEKEND 231 00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:49,051 AND I'M FEELING PRESSURE TO HAVE SEX. 232 00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:50,919 WHAT SHOULD I DO? 233 00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:54,256 OH, AND I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW 234 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,492 I'M REALLY GORGEOUS!" 235 00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,961 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU SHOULD DO. 236 00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:01,431 ABSTINENCE! ABSTINENCE! 237 00:12:01,455 --> 00:12:02,987 YOU HEAR ME, MISSY? 238 00:12:04,274 --> 00:12:09,444 UH... WHOEVER YOU ARE. 239 00:12:14,084 --> 00:12:17,213 PAUL, HOW MANY TIMES YOU GONNA READ THAT THING? 240 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,381 THE WORDS AREN'T GONNA CHANGE. 241 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,917 DONNY DOYLE IS COMING OVER TO OUR HOUSE 242 00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:23,836 TO HAVE SEX WITH OUR DAUGHTER. 243 00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:25,888 HE'S GONNA BE HAVING SEX ALL RIGHT, 244 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:29,609 - BUT IT'S NOT GONNA BE WITH OUR DAUGHTER. - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 245 00:12:29,633 --> 00:12:31,761 I DON'T KNOW. YOU JUST GAVE ME THIS 10 MINUTES AGO. 246 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,962 I'M STILL FORMULATING A PLAN. 247 00:12:33,986 --> 00:12:36,799 I'M JUST SO DISAPPOINTED WITH MYSELF. 248 00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:38,700 I SOUNDED LIKE MY MOTHER. 249 00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:41,720 I ACTUALLY THINK I SAID THE WORD MISSY. 250 00:12:41,744 --> 00:12:43,689 AND I ACTUALLY BELIEVED DONNY 251 00:12:43,713 --> 00:12:46,459 WHEN HE TOLD ME THAT HE WAS CHOOSING CELIBACY. 252 00:12:46,483 --> 00:12:48,811 A TEENAGE BOY DOESN'T CHOOSE CELIBACY. 253 00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:53,031 CELIBACY CHOOSES YOU... HIM... TEENAGE BOY. 254 00:12:53,055 --> 00:12:54,483 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 255 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,702 LOOK, CATE, WE CAN'T JUST TALK 256 00:12:56,726 --> 00:12:58,988 TO BRIDGET ABOUT CONTRACEPTION. 257 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,423 MIGHT AS WELL JUST FLUFF HER PILLOWS AND MAKE HER 258 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:02,908 SOME PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES. 259 00:13:02,932 --> 00:13:06,546 YOU ARE AWARE, PAUL, THAT ONLY WORKS FOR YOU. 260 00:13:06,570 --> 00:13:09,197 DON'T YOU SEE? IF WE DO THAT, 261 00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:12,685 IT'D BE LIKE WE'RE GIVING HER PERMISSION TO HAVE SEX. 262 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:15,171 AND IF WE TELL HER YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX, 263 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,128 YOU KNOW SHE'S DEFINITELY GONNA HAVE IT. 264 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,393 WHY COULDN'T SHE HAVE BEEN BORN HIDEOUSLY UGLY? 265 00:13:21,417 --> 00:13:23,513 UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX TOO. 266 00:13:23,537 --> 00:13:25,303 EW! 267 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:30,787 YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A CONFUSING TIME FOR THESE KIDS. 268 00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:33,606 THE MEDIA BOMBARDS THEM WITH ALL THESE SEX IMAGES. 269 00:13:33,630 --> 00:13:36,909 WHY DO THEY HAVE TO MAKE IT LOOK SO DAMN APPEALING? 270 00:13:36,933 --> 00:13:39,061 I BLAME THE FRENCH AND THEIR CRAZY SEX WATER. 271 00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:42,019 AS DO WE ALL, PAUL. 272 00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:47,252 OKAY, LOOK, YOU KNOW WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO TALK TO HER. 273 00:13:47,276 --> 00:13:49,860 FINE, WE'LL TALK TO HER BEFORE HER DATE WITH DONNY. 274 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:55,210 IT'S SO HARD TO BE A GIRL. 275 00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:57,429 YOU LIKE A GUY SO MUCH 276 00:13:57,453 --> 00:14:00,950 AND YOU JUST WANT TO BE WITH HIM. IT FEELS SO RIGHT. 277 00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:03,452 IS THAT HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT ME? 278 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:05,860 - SOMETIMES. - SOMETIMES? 279 00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:17,555 (jazz music playing) 280 00:14:56,379 --> 00:14:58,212 (music stops) 281 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,566 OH, GOD, HELP US. 282 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:06,899 PEOPLE WERE BUTT-NAKED, MOANING LIKE NO TOMORROW 283 00:15:06,923 --> 00:15:08,984 AND I'M SITTING LIKE THIS CLOSE TO DAD. 284 00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:11,320 HELLO, MY SOCIAL STANDING COULD BE IMPACTED FOR DECADES 285 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:14,039 THE WAY MOM'S TALKING ABOUT HOW EVERYONE HAS THESE URGES. 286 00:15:14,063 --> 00:15:16,741 OH, YEAH? WELL, I STARTED TO CHOKE ON A POPCORN KERNEL 287 00:15:16,765 --> 00:15:19,512 AND OXYGEN CUT OFF TO MY BRAIN AND EVERYTHING WENT BLACK. 288 00:15:19,536 --> 00:15:21,168 MOM SAID VULVA. 289 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,685 YOU WIN. 290 00:15:25,709 --> 00:15:28,354 KERRY, COULD YOU GO DOWNSTAIRS FOR A SECOND? 291 00:15:28,378 --> 00:15:30,188 WE WANT TO TALK TO YOUR SISTER. 292 00:15:30,212 --> 00:15:31,957 SURE, MOM. DAD. 293 00:15:31,981 --> 00:15:34,043 KERRY. 294 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,545 I WANT TO LOOK ABSOLUTELY PERFECT FOR MY DATE WITH DONNY TONIGHT. 295 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:39,215 - WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS TOP? - I THINK IT SHOULD STAY ON. 296 00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:41,233 I NEED SOMETHING THAT SAYS I'M OLDER, MORE SOPHISTICATED. 297 00:15:41,257 --> 00:15:42,918 SOMETHING THAT SAYS I'M A WOMAN. 298 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,536 'CAUSE TONIGHT'S A BIG NIGHT. 299 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,839 NO, TONIGHT IS NOT THE BIG NIGHT, AND DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? 300 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:49,558 I'LL TELL YOU WHY. CATE... 301 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:52,594 (sighs) HONEY, YOU KNOW YOUR DAD AND I WERE TOGETHER 302 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:55,297 FOR A LONG TIME BEFORE WE HAD A BIG NIGHT. 303 00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:57,166 AND MIGHT I ADD 304 00:15:57,190 --> 00:16:00,236 WE WERE DELIRIOUSLY HAPPY WITH ALL OF OUR LITTLE NIGHTS. 305 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:03,222 YEARS AND YEARS OF LITTLE NIGHTS. LITTLE TEENY WEENIE NIGHTS. 306 00:16:03,246 --> 00:16:04,940 HE SAID TEENY WEENIE. 307 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,743 - BRIDGET. - WHAT? 308 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,878 LOOK, WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO SAY IS THAT SEX 309 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,981 IS A BIG STEP FOR ALL OF US. 310 00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:15,334 YEAH, AND WE IN NO WAY WANT YOU TO HAVE SEX. 311 00:16:15,358 --> 00:16:17,603 WE ARE NOT GIVING YOU PERMISSION. 312 00:16:17,627 --> 00:16:19,054 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 313 00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:21,123 FINE. YOU WANT ME TO SAY IT? I'LL SAY IT. 314 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,214 SAFE SEX, CONDOMS, YOU KNOW THE DRILL. 315 00:16:28,938 --> 00:16:32,734 LOOK, WHAT YOUR FATHER'S TRYING TO SAY IS THAT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX, 316 00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:35,304 WE TRUST YOU TO ACT RESPONSIBLY. 317 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:38,307 WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE? YOU'RE ALL JUST SEX SEX SEX. 318 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,308 IT'S LIKE YOU HAVE A ONE-TRACK MIND 319 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,762 AND IT'S ALL WHATCHAMACALLIT... SEX. 320 00:16:42,786 --> 00:16:46,220 - HONEY, WE KNOW YOU WROTE THAT QUESTION. - WHAT QUESTION? 321 00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:51,670 FROM A GIRL WHOSE BOYFRIEND IS COMING FROM MARYLAND 322 00:16:51,694 --> 00:16:55,891 AND HE'S COMING TO TOWN TO... YOU KNOW. 323 00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:58,894 - OH, YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS ME? - UH-HUH. 324 00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:01,496 NO, THAT WAS TOTALLY WRITTEN BY THAT NEW GIRL WHO CAME FROM MARYLAND. 325 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,983 LARA O'NEILL. YEAH, AND SHE'S DEFINITELY NOT GORGEOUS. 326 00:17:04,007 --> 00:17:05,817 I MEAN, TALK ABOUT OVERINFLATED SELF-ESTEEM. 327 00:17:05,841 --> 00:17:08,987 IF SOMEBODY'S WILLING TO SLEEP WITH HER, SHE SHOULD JUMP ON IT. 328 00:17:09,011 --> 00:17:11,006 LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE GOT A LITTLE PARANOID. 329 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,808 (sighs) 330 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,960 OH, GOSH, I GOTTA GO. 331 00:17:14,984 --> 00:17:17,279 HOW DO I LOOK? WOW, REALLY GOOD. 332 00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:20,416 (stammers) BRIDGET, SINCE YOU AND DONNY AREN'T HAVING SEX, 333 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,917 WHAT'S UP FOR TONIGHT? 334 00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:24,453 PG MOVIE, HOME BY 11:00, YOU KNOW THE DRILL. 335 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:28,306 AFTER THE MOVIE, WHY DON'T YOU AND DONNY STOP BY SO WE CAN SAY HI? 336 00:17:28,330 --> 00:17:31,060 NO, I TOLD THE DOYLES AFTER THE MOVIE 337 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:33,596 I'D BE MARY ELLEN'S PARTNER IN BIBLE TRIVIA. 338 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,536 GODSPEED. 339 00:17:38,207 --> 00:17:40,318 OH MY GOD! 340 00:17:40,342 --> 00:17:42,605 THIS MOVIE SOUNDS AMAZING. 341 00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:44,255 I'D SHOW YOU THE WATER BOTTLE SCENE, 342 00:17:44,279 --> 00:17:46,409 BUT MY DAD MADE ME DELETE IT FROM MY HARD DRIVE. 343 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:49,378 LUCKILY, I'VE GOT IT ALL UP HERE. 344 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,447 - HEY. - HEY. 345 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,471 OUT! 346 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,135 HI. 347 00:17:57,159 --> 00:18:02,791 YOU KNOW, I WAS A JERK THE OTHER DAY. 348 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:06,478 I WAS TOTALLY WRONG ABOUT THAT FRENCH MOVIE. 349 00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:09,214 IT WAS IMPORTANT TO YOU, ALL RIGHT? 350 00:18:09,238 --> 00:18:11,734 AND I THINK WE SHOULD REALLY GO SEE IT. 351 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:14,069 YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SCENE. 352 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,688 THERE'S A SEXY WATER BOTTLE SCENE? 353 00:18:16,712 --> 00:18:19,207 I HAD NO IDEA. 354 00:18:19,231 --> 00:18:21,076 GO HOME. 355 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:25,019 I HATE HAVING A SMART GIRLFRIEND. 356 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,285 - DAD. - KERRY. 357 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:33,689 CARE BEAR, HANG ON. WAIT A SECOND. WE HAVE TO TALK. 358 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:36,292 - I DON'T WANT TO TALK. - I THINK WE SHOULD ABOUT THE MOV... 359 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:39,378 WHAT WE SAW THE OTHER DAY. IT WAS... 360 00:18:39,402 --> 00:18:41,413 - WHAT? - IT'S JUST THAT, 361 00:18:41,437 --> 00:18:43,833 YOU KNOW, REMEMBER WHEN THE GUY WITH THE... 362 00:18:43,857 --> 00:18:46,006 THE... WITH THE... 363 00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:50,255 YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVER MIND, KERRY. GOOD NIGHT. 364 00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:52,207 NO, WAIT. 365 00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:53,842 NO, NOT GOOD NIGHT. 366 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:56,328 DAD, WE HAVE NOTHING TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT. 367 00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:58,831 YOU'RE RIGHT. NIGHT. 368 00:18:58,855 --> 00:19:00,833 NO, WAIT, DAD. 369 00:19:00,857 --> 00:19:02,322 COME HERE, SIT DOWN. 370 00:19:05,661 --> 00:19:07,990 OKAY, YOU WERE THINKING 371 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:10,075 SHOULD YOU COVER MY EYES 372 00:19:10,099 --> 00:19:13,428 OR SHOULD YOU LAUGH 373 00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:15,498 OR SHOULD YOU JUST DO NOTHING 374 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:19,251 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, LET ME DRAW MY OWN CONCLUSIONS 375 00:19:19,275 --> 00:19:21,386 INSTEAD OF TREATING ME LIKE A CHILD. 376 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,021 YES, THAT WAS ONE. 377 00:19:23,045 --> 00:19:24,940 OKAY, BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT WAS REALLY WEIRD. 378 00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:27,275 OH, GOD, THAT WAS ONE OF THE WEIRD... (stammers) 379 00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:29,311 OKAY, BUT, DAD, STOP. 380 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,129 STOP WORRYING. 381 00:19:31,153 --> 00:19:32,947 I MEAN, I'M NOT SCARRED FOR LIFE 382 00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:36,835 AND DESPITE BEING TEMPORARILY TOTALLY CREEPED OUT, 383 00:19:36,859 --> 00:19:40,055 I DIDN'T HATE HAVING A FATHER-DAUGHTER THING. 384 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:42,458 - GOOD. - OKAY. 385 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:43,892 SO WE CAN DO THIS AGAIN SOME TIME. 386 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,444 YEAH, IN LIKE A BILLION YEARS. 387 00:19:45,468 --> 00:19:47,545 IT'S A DATE! 388 00:19:47,569 --> 00:19:50,983 THE BOY, COME HERE. 389 00:19:51,007 --> 00:19:54,019 HEY, RIGHT HERE. SIT DOWN, PARK IT. 390 00:19:54,043 --> 00:19:56,371 HEY, ROR. BOY, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING. 391 00:19:56,395 --> 00:20:00,309 IT IS NOT E-A-S-Y BEING THE FATHER OF TEENAGE GIRLS. 392 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,394 BUT I THINK I'M REALLY EVOLVING. 393 00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:04,546 AND AS FOR YOU, YOUNG MAN, 394 00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:07,182 DID YOU DELETE YOUR DOWNLOADED MOVIES? 395 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:11,053 LOOK, OFFICER INTERNET, 396 00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:13,255 IF YOU'RE SO WORRIED ABOUT OBSCENE MATERIAL, 397 00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:15,774 - YOU SHOULD PROBABLY TAKE A LOOK ACROSS THE STREET. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 398 00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,959 YOUR DAUGHTER'S ALONE WITH A SEX-STARVED SAILOR 399 00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:19,261 WHO HASN'T SEEN A WOMAN IN MONTHS. 400 00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:22,130 RORY, SHE IS NOT ALONE. SHE'S WITH THE DOYLES. 401 00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:24,766 AND EVEN IF SHE WASN'T, I TRUST MY DAUGHTER. 402 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:28,270 DOES IT CONCERN YOU THAT THE DOYLE'S MOTOR HOME IS NOT IN THE DRIVEWAY? 403 00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:30,255 NO, THERE COULD BE A THOUSAND REASONS 404 00:20:30,279 --> 00:20:32,808 WHY THEIR CAMPER'S NOT IN THE DRIVEWAY. 405 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,661 LIKE IT'S IN BRANSON WITH THE REST OF THE DOYLES, 406 00:20:35,685 --> 00:20:37,913 WHERE IT'S BEEN SINCE THURSDAY? 407 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:40,882 WHERE THEY'RE CELEBRATING THE OSMOND FAMILY REUNION? 408 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,886 CATE, ARE YOU HEARING THIS? 409 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,060 BIBLE TRIVIA, MY ASS! 410 00:20:47,864 --> 00:20:50,514 I HATE THE FRENCH. 411 00:20:51,934 --> 00:20:54,151 BACK TO THE INTERNET. 412 00:20:56,739 --> 00:20:58,883 LARA O'NEILL? 413 00:20:58,907 --> 00:21:01,575 UH, LARA O'NEILL? 414 00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:06,664 LARA O'NEILL, NEW GIRL FROM MARYLAND? 415 00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:12,319 DOES ANYONE KNOW A LARA O'NEILL? 416 00:21:14,323 --> 00:21:16,107 ANYONE? 417 00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:19,776 I'M SICK. 31769

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