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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,750 Hard Core Logo (1996) 2 00:00:30,724 --> 00:00:34,428 The director is Bruce McDonald. 3 00:00:34,628 --> 00:00:36,756 The film is Hard Core Logo. 4 00:00:40,235 --> 00:00:43,439 Hey, Joe, what does the name Hard Core Logo mean? 5 00:00:43,639 --> 00:00:45,375 Logo's a Greek word. It means "similar." 6 00:00:45,575 --> 00:00:47,378 A sign. 7 00:00:47,578 --> 00:00:50,581 The punk rock Hard Core Logo... 8 00:00:50,781 --> 00:00:54,252 means direct action, means question authority, means anarchy. 9 00:00:54,452 --> 00:00:57,023 You don't like the world you're livin'in, you don't like the answers you're gettin'. 10 00:00:57,223 --> 00:01:01,125 It's like, "Fuck you." And that's exactly what we were all about. Fuck you. 11 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:04,898 Anything else, Bruce, 12 00:01:05,098 --> 00:01:07,969 that we need to cover, to finish? 13 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:10,919 - How do ya mean by... - Joe, what do ya... How do ya... 14 00:01:12,006 --> 00:01:13,776 What do you mean by Hard Core? 15 00:01:13,976 --> 00:01:17,213 Move or fuckin' die. 16 00:01:17,413 --> 00:01:19,916 If I want your cigarette, I will come and get it. 17 00:01:20,116 --> 00:01:22,252 I will take it from you. 18 00:01:22,452 --> 00:01:24,255 But if you were smart, you'll just give it to me. 19 00:01:24,455 --> 00:01:26,616 Because that way, it avoids confrontation. 20 00:01:32,697 --> 00:01:36,536 A little while ago, Bucky Haight got shot on his farm in the Prairies. 21 00:01:36,736 --> 00:01:39,106 Nobody's sure if it was a Chapman-Lennon thing... 22 00:01:39,306 --> 00:01:41,242 or some kind of stalking thing. 23 00:01:41,442 --> 00:01:44,346 What we do know is he was shot, and both his legs were amputated. 24 00:01:44,546 --> 00:01:46,281 - Both? - Both of 'em were. 25 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:48,783 - I just heard it was one leg. - I just got the call. 26 00:01:48,983 --> 00:01:51,621 - Both of 'em were amputated. - I think it was one. 27 00:01:51,821 --> 00:01:53,846 - I just... Johnny. - Okay, okay, sorry. 28 00:01:54,958 --> 00:01:57,127 Both... Both of 'em... 29 00:01:57,327 --> 00:02:00,965 were cut off just above the fuckin'... just below the knee. 30 00:02:01,165 --> 00:02:04,269 It's a stump, anyway. That's what I heard. 31 00:02:04,469 --> 00:02:07,806 And, uh... So, this benefit concert's for him. 32 00:02:08,006 --> 00:02:10,844 Fuckin' Chapman shoots Lennon, right? Rock and roll assassination. 33 00:02:11,044 --> 00:02:12,846 Cobain... rock and roll suicide. 34 00:02:13,046 --> 00:02:15,983 Fuckin' Marvin Gaye. The guy's old man shoots him in the head. 35 00:02:16,183 --> 00:02:18,052 That's fuckin' nice. Do you know what I mean? 36 00:02:18,252 --> 00:02:20,956 Bucky Haight. That motherfucker was a fuckin' huge influence. 37 00:02:21,156 --> 00:02:23,125 I love that guy. If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't be here. 38 00:02:23,325 --> 00:02:25,127 You know what I'm sayin'? 39 00:02:25,327 --> 00:02:28,731 That motherfucker was fuckin' robbed, and that's what pisses me off. 40 00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:31,229 It's payback time. I owe him. This is for him. 41 00:02:35,305 --> 00:02:37,108 So what have you been doing for five years, Joe? 42 00:02:37,308 --> 00:02:39,144 Whatever I want. I don't know. 43 00:02:39,344 --> 00:02:41,146 Fuckin' around. I get by. 44 00:02:41,346 --> 00:02:43,683 Play a little fuckin' acoustic gig once in a while. I'm Joe Dick. 45 00:02:43,883 --> 00:02:46,519 People come and see that. This is different. The whole band's together. 46 00:02:46,719 --> 00:02:50,524 It's not just the Joe Dick Show. This is a band. This is a gang. 47 00:02:50,724 --> 00:02:53,261 How does, uh, Pipe contribute to this gang? 48 00:02:53,461 --> 00:02:56,664 When he's not a fuckin' freak of nature, 49 00:02:56,864 --> 00:02:59,835 he's-he's bright and he's really good at what he does. 50 00:03:00,035 --> 00:03:02,538 He's a tough little fuck on his own merit, you know. 51 00:03:02,738 --> 00:03:06,042 If there was ever a problem, Pipe would be in there in a second, and he's nuts. 52 00:03:06,242 --> 00:03:08,546 Uh, so tell me about the last tour. 53 00:03:08,746 --> 00:03:11,382 I know you had some problems with, uh, Oxenberger. 54 00:03:11,582 --> 00:03:13,752 He's a gang member. He had some problems. 55 00:03:13,952 --> 00:03:15,821 He had, like, a breakdown, and he's fine now. 56 00:03:16,021 --> 00:03:18,624 He's still Johnny to us. Always will be, you know? 57 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:22,783 If people have problems you don't abandon them, unless you're a fucker. 58 00:03:25,265 --> 00:03:28,168 So Joe, when was the last time you saw Billy Tallent? 59 00:03:28,368 --> 00:03:30,939 He got on a plane to somewhere being a big shot, 60 00:03:31,139 --> 00:03:32,974 so I haven't seen him for a while. 61 00:03:33,174 --> 00:03:36,812 But, you know, I miss him. He'll be back. Always is. 62 00:03:37,012 --> 00:03:38,814 When he says he's gonna be somewhere, he's there. 63 00:03:39,014 --> 00:03:42,185 He may not enjoy it. He'll bitch, but he'll be there. 64 00:03:42,385 --> 00:03:44,319 What are you asking me? 65 00:03:51,063 --> 00:03:54,533 I grew up with Hard Core Logo. I have all their albums. I just totally love them. 66 00:03:54,733 --> 00:03:56,736 They're amazing. You know what I mean? 67 00:03:56,936 --> 00:03:58,805 They're not just people who are talking about stuff. 68 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:01,675 They're people who are... who are making it happen, who are doing it. 69 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:04,412 Bucky Haight was a really good friend of mine. 70 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:08,683 When someone shoots your friend, you gotta do something about it. 71 00:04:08,883 --> 00:04:11,621 You know, what Hard Core Logo are doing is a really cool thing. 72 00:04:11,821 --> 00:04:15,458 When Joe Dick contacted me about a benefit... 73 00:04:15,658 --> 00:04:17,461 for his friend Bucky Haight, 74 00:04:17,661 --> 00:04:21,465 I thought it was an excellent way to raise awareness about this issue for younger people. 75 00:04:21,665 --> 00:04:24,302 Joe called me up and said... 76 00:04:24,502 --> 00:04:27,473 he had some record company money to film a reunion show at the Commodore. 77 00:04:27,673 --> 00:04:29,475 He made me an offer I couldn't refuse. 78 00:04:29,675 --> 00:04:31,643 And, uh, I said, "I'll be there." 79 00:04:46,528 --> 00:04:49,899 You better leave me alone 80 00:04:50,099 --> 00:04:52,268 You better leave me alone 81 00:04:52,468 --> 00:04:54,705 You better leave me alone 82 00:04:54,905 --> 00:04:58,610 Skanky stupid girls Skanky stupid girls 83 00:04:58,810 --> 00:05:02,473 Castrate me Skanky stupid girls 84 00:05:10,756 --> 00:05:11,912 How are you doin'? 85 00:05:11,925 --> 00:05:13,688 How's it goin'? 86 00:05:14,829 --> 00:05:16,763 Did you just get off the plane? 87 00:05:19,467 --> 00:05:21,402 Art. 88 00:05:53,375 --> 00:05:56,179 Bucky Haight has been shot. 89 00:05:56,379 --> 00:05:58,314 Luckily, he's alive. 90 00:05:58,514 --> 00:06:00,683 But countless others are dead because our government... 91 00:06:00,883 --> 00:06:03,720 still allows guns to be purchased in this country. 92 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:06,858 Make guns illegal! 93 00:06:07,058 --> 00:06:10,295 And now, breaking five years of silence, 94 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:14,567 Vancouver's favorite bad boys of punk, 95 00:06:14,767 --> 00:06:18,226 Hard Core Logo! 96 00:06:26,814 --> 00:06:29,283 You people, you're the fuckin' coolest! 97 00:06:37,226 --> 00:06:39,029 You see, I was just lying there, 98 00:06:39,229 --> 00:06:42,933 'cause I saw you cut your fuckin' ponytails, you stupid fuckin' cunts. 99 00:06:43,133 --> 00:06:45,570 That wasn't very nice. 100 00:06:45,770 --> 00:06:48,432 You'd think there was a fuckin' punk rock revival on. 101 00:06:50,109 --> 00:06:52,459 You don't know shit from good chocolate, babies. 102 00:07:09,130 --> 00:07:11,600 I'll fuck you when I say I'm ready 103 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:14,136 Who the hell you think you are 104 00:07:14,336 --> 00:07:16,239 Rude to the waiter 'cause he looks like me 105 00:07:16,439 --> 00:07:18,742 Who the hell you think you are 106 00:07:18,942 --> 00:07:21,379 Tip the valet to get your Rolls 107 00:07:21,579 --> 00:07:23,981 Who the hell you think you are 108 00:07:24,181 --> 00:07:26,485 Takin' that hooker to the side of the road 109 00:07:26,685 --> 00:07:29,245 Who the hell you think you are 110 00:07:31,424 --> 00:07:33,415 Who the hell you think you are 111 00:07:36,330 --> 00:07:39,533 Who the hell you think you are 112 00:07:39,733 --> 00:07:42,203 Pour yourself a glass of port 113 00:07:42,403 --> 00:07:44,439 Pour yourself another port 114 00:07:44,639 --> 00:07:48,711 Call your wife a fuckin' bitch just because you're stinkin' rich 115 00:07:48,911 --> 00:07:50,713 Get back home at a quarter to ten 116 00:07:50,913 --> 00:07:53,550 Who the hell you think you are 117 00:07:53,750 --> 00:07:56,153 Your wife and kids are all in bed 118 00:07:56,353 --> 00:07:58,589 Who the hell you think you are 119 00:07:58,789 --> 00:08:01,125 Pour yourself another port 120 00:08:01,325 --> 00:08:03,695 Who the hell you think you are 121 00:08:03,895 --> 00:08:06,031 Pour yourself another port 122 00:08:06,231 --> 00:08:08,598 Who the hell you think you are 123 00:08:11,104 --> 00:08:13,471 Who the hell you think you are 124 00:08:16,110 --> 00:08:18,375 Who the hell you think you are 125 00:08:20,115 --> 00:08:21,917 Pour yourself a glass of port 126 00:08:22,117 --> 00:08:24,253 Pour yourself another port 127 00:08:24,453 --> 00:08:28,157 Call your wife a fuckin' bitch just because you're stinkin' rich 128 00:08:28,357 --> 00:08:31,384 Guitar! 129 00:08:49,850 --> 00:08:52,850 Not bad for four guys who haven't played together in a while. 130 00:08:54,088 --> 00:08:55,891 - Surprised? - Yeah, I think we won. 131 00:08:56,091 --> 00:08:57,893 - We won too. - We won. 132 00:08:58,093 --> 00:09:01,264 Jenifur. How serious is this? 133 00:09:01,464 --> 00:09:04,667 Jenifur? It's really fuckin' serious. It's a big contract. 134 00:09:04,867 --> 00:09:07,505 I filled in for, um... What's his name? The guitar guy. 135 00:09:07,705 --> 00:09:09,640 - Earl. - Earl, right, 136 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,643 on the Lollapalooza dates. 137 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:14,346 And, um, I guess now he's out for good. 138 00:09:14,546 --> 00:09:17,950 So, Jenifur... Jenifur... Is it a done deal? 139 00:09:18,150 --> 00:09:21,154 It's not done completely. Not yet. I'm just waiting for some papers. 140 00:09:21,354 --> 00:09:26,160 Waiting for papers, green card, and then I'm gone. 141 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:30,798 - You get paid. - Yeah, I'm makin' money for the first fuckin' time. 142 00:09:30,998 --> 00:09:33,702 It's much different than Joe and the boys. 143 00:09:33,902 --> 00:09:35,704 Joe seemed pretty happy you were here. 144 00:09:35,904 --> 00:09:37,707 He seemed a little worried you weren't even gonna show up. 145 00:09:37,907 --> 00:09:41,434 Well, you know, he's a bitch. 146 00:09:43,614 --> 00:09:46,651 You, you, you, you 147 00:09:46,851 --> 00:09:49,054 Who the hell you think you are 148 00:09:49,254 --> 00:09:51,056 You, you, you, you 149 00:09:51,256 --> 00:09:54,192 Who the hell you think you are 150 00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:03,772 That was hotter than shit, man. 151 00:10:03,972 --> 00:10:06,338 Hey, have a drink, man. 152 00:10:10,579 --> 00:10:15,218 We kicked supreme ass! 153 00:10:15,418 --> 00:10:18,255 Billy, that was fuckin' awesome, man. That was so great. 154 00:10:18,455 --> 00:10:20,258 - I'm Danny. This is Pete. - I'm Pete. 155 00:10:20,458 --> 00:10:22,460 - The Flash Bastards. We opened up for you. - Yeah, I was watching. 156 00:10:22,660 --> 00:10:24,463 - You did great. - That was so awesome, man. 157 00:10:24,663 --> 00:10:27,266 - You guys are the shit, man. - Hey, you're in Jenifur now, eh? 158 00:10:27,466 --> 00:10:29,703 - Uh, yeah, yeah. - That's cool. 159 00:10:29,903 --> 00:10:34,508 - What happened to that Earl guy? - He got sick. I don't know what happened. 160 00:10:34,708 --> 00:10:36,711 - What the fuck? - Shut up! 161 00:10:36,911 --> 00:10:38,713 He's mine. I'm going to take him now. 162 00:10:38,913 --> 00:10:40,848 - Joseph. - Fags. 163 00:10:42,050 --> 00:10:43,852 He called us fags, man. 164 00:10:44,052 --> 00:10:46,487 Hello? 165 00:10:48,157 --> 00:10:49,960 Thank you. 166 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:53,464 I just wanted to let you all know that tonight, 167 00:10:53,664 --> 00:10:57,101 we raised just over $20,000. 168 00:10:59,237 --> 00:11:01,672 Bucky Haight! Bucky Haight! 169 00:11:03,843 --> 00:11:07,681 Okay, well, thanks again. Party. 170 00:11:07,881 --> 00:11:10,384 Five cities. It's fuckin' easy. 171 00:11:10,584 --> 00:11:13,554 Calgary, Regina, Winnipeg, Saskatoon and Edmonton. 172 00:11:13,754 --> 00:11:16,825 Okay, I'll go. I'll go, go, go, go if... 173 00:11:17,025 --> 00:11:20,496 Slow down, freak. 174 00:11:20,696 --> 00:11:23,266 Slow down. No staying in the vans, 175 00:11:23,466 --> 00:11:26,436 you book hotels, and we don't stay at any band houses. 176 00:11:26,636 --> 00:11:28,506 Okay, I lost you after "I'll go." 177 00:11:28,706 --> 00:11:30,508 That's all. That's what I liked. 178 00:11:30,708 --> 00:11:33,007 And I don't wanna have to baby-sit you. 179 00:11:34,579 --> 00:11:37,183 - I've been both a mother and a father to you. - Shut up. 180 00:11:37,383 --> 00:11:39,252 - Fuck off. - That's not buddies. 181 00:11:39,452 --> 00:11:43,023 That's not buddies. I got something for ya. 182 00:11:43,223 --> 00:11:44,958 Just so you know I'm thinking about you. 183 00:11:45,158 --> 00:11:49,764 It's a picture that I got when I saw it. And it's of you and I liked it. 184 00:11:49,964 --> 00:11:53,230 Put it in a frame and dust it off, if I can fuckin' find it. 185 00:11:55,070 --> 00:11:57,664 Oh! Got it. 186 00:12:06,050 --> 00:12:07,984 Put batteries in it. 187 00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:12,458 - That's not buddies. - It's funny, though. 188 00:12:12,658 --> 00:12:15,962 - To me, it's funny. - When I get back I'm done, right? 189 00:12:16,162 --> 00:12:18,665 - Yeah. - No, say it. Mean it. 190 00:12:18,865 --> 00:12:20,668 - Say it. - Okay. "Say it, mean it." 191 00:12:20,868 --> 00:12:22,703 - "Mean it, say it." - Say it. 192 00:12:22,903 --> 00:12:25,904 - "When I get back, I'm done." - "When I get back, I'm done." 193 00:12:28,476 --> 00:12:30,980 - That didn't make any fuckin' sense. - So? 194 00:12:31,180 --> 00:12:33,015 You asked me to say it, I did it. 195 00:12:33,215 --> 00:12:35,018 Anything else you'd like from me? 196 00:12:35,218 --> 00:12:37,488 What are we doing today? Hey! 197 00:12:37,688 --> 00:12:40,859 Where did Billy go? Where's Billy? 198 00:12:41,059 --> 00:12:44,062 Billy's gone. Uh-oh. Where's Billy? 199 00:12:44,262 --> 00:12:46,098 Billy... 200 00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:49,790 Man, you scare the shit out of me when you time-travel like that. 201 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,272 It's good to see you back. You scared me. 202 00:12:58,646 --> 00:13:01,083 - I'm right here! - You don't even care when I'm gone. 203 00:13:01,283 --> 00:13:03,485 When you're gone, I look for you. I make an effort. 204 00:13:03,685 --> 00:13:06,322 I'm gone. Wow, he's gone. He doesn't even look. 205 00:13:06,522 --> 00:13:08,990 That's not buddies. That's not a fun game. 206 00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:14,261 You're still a contrary motherfucker. 207 00:13:16,767 --> 00:13:18,770 It'll be fun. 208 00:13:18,970 --> 00:13:23,101 Oh, my goodness. My life is just so complex. 209 00:13:38,327 --> 00:13:41,964 They can ride that whole punk nostalgia thing as long as they want. 210 00:13:42,164 --> 00:13:44,067 It'll be a piece of cake to book the tour. 211 00:13:44,267 --> 00:13:47,871 And with Billy playing guitar for Jenifur, that's gonna pull in some more people as well. 212 00:13:48,071 --> 00:13:51,242 Not to take anything away from Joe and the other guys. They're good guys. 213 00:13:51,442 --> 00:13:56,314 Say they make six Gs, and they take my 15%, 214 00:13:56,514 --> 00:13:58,349 the van, the food, gas, 215 00:13:58,549 --> 00:14:02,321 hotel, four guys, 3,000 miles, five nights. 216 00:14:02,521 --> 00:14:05,058 At this point, you do it for love, you know? 217 00:14:05,258 --> 00:14:07,227 John John, it's Joe. 218 00:14:07,427 --> 00:14:09,297 We got an advance from Mulligan, Billy's in. 219 00:14:09,497 --> 00:14:12,266 So pack your bags. It looks like we got ourselves a convoy, you copy? 220 00:14:12,466 --> 00:14:15,003 I lined up a van. I got a great fuckin' deal. 221 00:14:15,203 --> 00:14:18,607 That film crew's coming with us. They're making a movie about us. 222 00:14:18,807 --> 00:14:21,544 So get a note from Celine, get a note from your doctor, whoever, man. 223 00:14:21,744 --> 00:14:26,739 Don't blow this. 6.00 a.m. 6.00 a.m. Be there. 224 00:15:03,928 --> 00:15:05,730 November, 5:00 a.m. 225 00:15:05,930 --> 00:15:10,802 Why the hell are two grown men still calling themselves Joe Dick and Billy Tallent? 226 00:15:11,002 --> 00:15:14,340 When they gave themselves those names, they were 16, 17. 227 00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:18,679 The question is, when do they stop using them? Forty? Fifty? Sixty? 228 00:15:18,879 --> 00:15:20,681 You wonder if they remember their real selves... 229 00:15:20,881 --> 00:15:22,683 Joe Mulgrew, Bill Boisy. 230 00:15:22,883 --> 00:15:27,055 Then there's Pipe. Can't even remember his real name. 231 00:15:27,255 --> 00:15:30,660 I used to want a punk handle too. I just couldn't find one that fit. 232 00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:34,765 It was always John. John. John Oxenberger. 233 00:15:34,965 --> 00:15:37,401 John, John, John, the bass player. 234 00:15:37,601 --> 00:15:40,838 John from Hard Core Logo. 235 00:15:41,038 --> 00:15:44,566 Maybe I never had a real self to throw away like those guys. 236 00:15:47,746 --> 00:15:52,152 After a certain age, it's hard to, uh, make friends. 237 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:56,090 And I've known Joe since I was 13. 238 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:58,224 And, uh... 239 00:16:00,395 --> 00:16:04,593 I love him more than anybody I've met since. 240 00:16:07,169 --> 00:16:09,103 Pipe's a freak of nature. 241 00:16:11,909 --> 00:16:14,139 And John, well, there's his whole condition. 242 00:16:22,922 --> 00:16:24,824 - Hard Core Logo. - Yeah, Hard Core Logo. 243 00:16:25,024 --> 00:16:28,495 Which way you goin; Billy 244 00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:34,035 - You think we should wake him up? - No. 245 00:16:34,235 --> 00:16:36,169 - What do you think? - No. 246 00:16:37,773 --> 00:16:40,075 Look at this. I got it off the board at the Commodore. 247 00:16:40,275 --> 00:16:42,545 - It totally rocks. - How much did it cost? 248 00:16:42,745 --> 00:16:45,179 It takes money to make money, John. 249 00:16:48,185 --> 00:16:50,087 - It's a spur of the moment thing. - Yeah. 250 00:16:50,287 --> 00:16:52,357 - Boom! - You did the drawing? 251 00:16:52,557 --> 00:16:54,491 Yeah. 252 00:16:58,631 --> 00:17:00,433 It looks like a bootleg. 253 00:17:00,633 --> 00:17:02,836 - Fuck you it does. - No, it looks like a bootleg. 254 00:17:03,036 --> 00:17:05,470 Look at the... It looks like a bootleg. 255 00:17:07,541 --> 00:17:09,476 - It does. - Yeah. 256 00:17:11,379 --> 00:17:13,314 Fuck you. It's perfect. 257 00:17:20,323 --> 00:17:23,026 - It looks like a bootleg. - Yeah, it does. It looks like a bootleg. 258 00:17:23,226 --> 00:17:25,229 - You wanna know why? - Why? 259 00:17:25,429 --> 00:17:27,363 Because it's a bootleg. 260 00:17:29,267 --> 00:17:31,603 Well, at the peak of our fame, 261 00:17:31,803 --> 00:17:33,605 we had it all together. 262 00:17:33,805 --> 00:17:36,075 We'd sell a million t-shirts a night. 263 00:17:36,275 --> 00:17:39,880 We managed ourselves. We had great hotel rooms. We had everything. 264 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,316 Tons of booze on the Ryder, a driver. 265 00:17:42,516 --> 00:17:45,654 You know, it was... It was working for us. 266 00:17:45,854 --> 00:17:48,957 That was before Ed Festus showed up and fucked it all up. 267 00:17:49,157 --> 00:17:52,695 Joe brought in Ed Festus to manage us. 268 00:17:52,895 --> 00:17:54,898 Good contacts there, 269 00:17:55,098 --> 00:17:56,967 talk of a, uh, 270 00:17:57,167 --> 00:17:59,303 a major label signing us. 271 00:17:59,503 --> 00:18:02,373 We were a band for 12 years. We were simply a band for 12 years. 272 00:18:02,573 --> 00:18:04,375 And then we stopped being one. That's it. 273 00:18:04,575 --> 00:18:07,813 And money caused a lot of tension. 274 00:18:08,013 --> 00:18:09,915 Well, it was like, we were playing New York City. 275 00:18:10,115 --> 00:18:12,519 It's our last night, right? Last gig, we're playing New York. 276 00:18:12,719 --> 00:18:16,724 Joe always had a thing for the grand gesture. 277 00:18:16,924 --> 00:18:19,994 President of Sire Records is sittin' there, right in front of the stage. 278 00:18:20,194 --> 00:18:22,064 We're halfway through "Something's Gonna Die." 279 00:18:22,264 --> 00:18:25,033 Joe jumps up on the table, 280 00:18:25,233 --> 00:18:27,203 drops his fuckin' pants... 281 00:18:27,403 --> 00:18:29,806 It's personal. You had to be there. 282 00:18:30,006 --> 00:18:34,044 And then pisses into Seymour Stein's gin and tonic... 283 00:18:34,244 --> 00:18:38,450 and then yells into the mike, "Hey, see if you can sell that, you corporate weasel!" 284 00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:41,686 I mean, talk about game over, you know what I mean? 285 00:18:41,886 --> 00:18:45,558 He'd just fuck it up because he didn't want that next level. He didn't wanna step up. 286 00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:47,828 There's two different ways to look at it. 287 00:18:48,028 --> 00:18:50,464 Billy just wants the models and limousines, 288 00:18:50,664 --> 00:18:53,101 and I'm happy with the hookers and taxi cabs. 289 00:18:53,301 --> 00:18:55,770 Addiction, um, 290 00:18:55,970 --> 00:18:58,908 is a gamble, and the gamble is that you're losing most of the time. 291 00:18:59,108 --> 00:19:02,611 And losing is a place that you're most happy. 292 00:19:02,811 --> 00:19:04,614 For Joe, I think that's... 293 00:19:04,814 --> 00:19:08,686 So what, are you playing us off against each other? 294 00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:11,589 So that would make you kind of a cunt, wouldn't it? 295 00:19:11,789 --> 00:19:14,190 It's the best thing we've done yet, negative boy. 296 00:19:16,795 --> 00:19:19,822 You people, you're the fuckin' coolest. 297 00:19:21,801 --> 00:19:26,707 You see, I was just lying there, 'cause I saw you cut your... 298 00:19:26,907 --> 00:19:28,841 Fuck! 299 00:19:30,478 --> 00:19:33,276 Hey, are we gonna stop and eat soon? 300 00:19:38,821 --> 00:19:40,891 You fuckin' stopped! 301 00:19:41,091 --> 00:19:42,893 You stopped at fuckin' Herbies! 302 00:19:43,093 --> 00:19:45,463 Turn the fuck around right now, John. 303 00:19:45,663 --> 00:19:47,465 - I'm fuckin' serious. - You snooze, you lose. 304 00:19:47,665 --> 00:19:51,637 Hey, did I or did I not say, "When we go to Herbies, wake me up"? 305 00:19:51,837 --> 00:19:54,239 - No! - Fuck that! 306 00:19:54,439 --> 00:19:59,245 You guys know I love Herbies. If you don't fuckin' pull this van over and turn around, 307 00:19:59,445 --> 00:20:02,316 I'm gonna... I'm gonna fuckin' piss right here. 308 00:20:02,516 --> 00:20:05,186 - You snooze, you lose. - I'm gonna piss. 309 00:20:05,386 --> 00:20:07,756 - Piss in a bottle, you little piglet. - Pull over, John. 310 00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:10,525 - Nope. Nope. I'm gonna piss right here. - John, pull over. 311 00:20:10,725 --> 00:20:13,296 - Keep driving. - I'm gonna piss right here! 312 00:20:13,496 --> 00:20:17,434 It's gonna blow! It's gonna blow, baby! 313 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:20,037 Okay, we'll stop. Pull over, Johnny. 314 00:20:20,237 --> 00:20:22,607 Pull it over. That's buddies. 315 00:20:22,807 --> 00:20:25,844 Now, sit down, fucking cunt. 316 00:20:26,044 --> 00:20:28,214 My leg! 317 00:20:28,414 --> 00:20:33,512 John, stop the fucking van! 318 00:20:35,856 --> 00:20:38,192 Oh, fuck! Oh! 319 00:20:38,392 --> 00:20:41,295 - Hey, Pipe, you okay? - Ah, fuck. 320 00:20:41,495 --> 00:20:43,464 I fuckin' pissed myself. 321 00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:48,327 All I wanted was a fuckin' burger. 322 00:20:50,773 --> 00:20:54,178 Here, baby. Here's for fuckin' pissin' yourself. 323 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,380 Nice van, Joe. 324 00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:59,251 Fuckin' mook. Covered a hole with a piece of fuckin' carpet. 325 00:20:59,451 --> 00:21:01,687 Dink. 326 00:21:01,887 --> 00:21:04,157 Fuck that shit! 327 00:21:04,357 --> 00:21:06,348 I'm-I'm okay. 328 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:10,030 Yeah. Yeah. 329 00:21:10,230 --> 00:21:12,165 - I miss you. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 330 00:21:12,365 --> 00:21:14,162 Yeah, okay, bye. 331 00:21:16,103 --> 00:21:18,037 You-You know I do. 332 00:21:21,209 --> 00:21:23,278 Yeah, I love you, okay? 333 00:21:23,478 --> 00:21:25,413 Okay, bye. 334 00:21:26,649 --> 00:21:29,685 Hey, do you have a girlfriend, Bruce? 335 00:21:29,885 --> 00:21:33,253 - Yeah. Okay, cut. - You should call her. 336 00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:50,010 The tour is gonna be fuckin' fantastic, man. 337 00:21:50,210 --> 00:21:52,013 I mean, it's ripping. Our tunes are ripping. 338 00:21:52,213 --> 00:21:54,549 Our set is as solid as a rock. As long as we can keep... 339 00:21:54,749 --> 00:21:58,220 the fuckin' mentals fuckin' together, 340 00:21:58,420 --> 00:22:00,722 then everything's gonna be great. 341 00:22:00,922 --> 00:22:03,927 This time it's a lot different, because I think Joe's not such a dick anymore. 342 00:22:04,127 --> 00:22:06,629 He's still spittin' in my face all the time. 343 00:22:06,829 --> 00:22:09,400 I'm gettin' used to that spit thing, you know. 344 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:12,237 I think we're gonna go all the way with it this time, 345 00:22:12,437 --> 00:22:16,533 unless he dies in a bizarre gardening accident or something like that. 346 00:22:29,657 --> 00:22:34,096 You know, I see, like, if we can get successful, it's, like, "L-L, "man... 347 00:22:34,296 --> 00:22:36,165 limos and Lear jets. 348 00:22:36,365 --> 00:22:38,602 That's what I want... limos and Lear jets. 349 00:22:38,802 --> 00:22:40,736 I think Joe's a little let down... 350 00:22:42,238 --> 00:22:44,442 that Billy's leaving. 351 00:22:44,642 --> 00:22:47,145 'Cause, you know, Billy's got bigger and better things to do, right? 352 00:22:47,345 --> 00:22:50,249 I don't know. He's a good shit. He's got his shit together. 353 00:22:50,449 --> 00:22:52,317 Because obviously, he's got something going on after this. 354 00:22:52,517 --> 00:22:54,452 I don't have fuck all. 355 00:23:00,627 --> 00:23:03,097 I'd say keep the whole thing together really, basically. 356 00:23:03,297 --> 00:23:06,835 I mean, I'm a little bit of an asshole sometimes, because they're all pricks. 357 00:23:07,035 --> 00:23:10,086 That's the way it works, though. Keeps each other on our toes. 358 00:23:30,028 --> 00:23:31,998 Pipe, load in. Billy, tune the strings. 359 00:23:32,198 --> 00:23:34,000 John, you draw up a set list. 360 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,294 - And what are you gonna do? - Manage. 361 00:24:03,803 --> 00:24:05,930 The West is the best! 362 00:24:34,506 --> 00:24:36,308 I don't need anyone 363 00:24:36,508 --> 00:24:38,844 Don't need no mom or dad 364 00:24:39,044 --> 00:24:41,981 Don't need no pretty face 365 00:24:42,181 --> 00:24:44,184 Don't need no human race 366 00:24:44,384 --> 00:24:46,920 I got some news for you 367 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:49,624 Don't even need you too 368 00:24:49,824 --> 00:24:52,227 I got my damn machine 369 00:24:52,427 --> 00:24:54,429 Got my electronic dream 370 00:24:54,629 --> 00:24:57,064 Sonic reducer ain't no loser 371 00:24:59,368 --> 00:25:02,270 Sonic reducer ain't no loser 372 00:25:06,077 --> 00:25:09,047 November 6, 3:00 a.m. The time when most people die. 373 00:25:09,247 --> 00:25:12,918 Calgary's the same as ever. Big, friendly, smiling, beef-eating faces. 374 00:25:13,118 --> 00:25:16,756 Good faces here. Better than L.A. with its "Go for it" stoner faces, 375 00:25:16,956 --> 00:25:19,326 or Toronto with its smug little rat-race faces, 376 00:25:19,526 --> 00:25:22,496 or Montreal with its separatist chain-smoker faces. 377 00:25:22,696 --> 00:25:24,799 I always felt welcome here. 378 00:25:24,999 --> 00:25:28,170 They are nonjudgmental faces. They do what they're told. 379 00:25:28,370 --> 00:25:31,306 Things will be different then 380 00:25:31,506 --> 00:25:33,943 The sun will rise from here 381 00:25:34,143 --> 00:25:36,479 Then I'll be ten feet tall 382 00:25:36,679 --> 00:25:38,816 And you'll be nothing at all 383 00:25:39,016 --> 00:25:41,585 I got my damn machine 384 00:25:41,785 --> 00:25:43,755 Got my electronic dream 385 00:25:43,955 --> 00:25:46,355 Sonic reducer ain't no loser 386 00:25:48,961 --> 00:25:51,361 Sonic reducer ain't no loser 387 00:25:54,034 --> 00:25:56,502 Sonic reducer ain't no loser 388 00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:01,576 Sonic reducer Sonic reducer 389 00:26:01,776 --> 00:26:04,546 Sonic reducer 390 00:26:04,746 --> 00:26:06,680 Yeah. 391 00:26:09,452 --> 00:26:11,421 So how did the whole thing with Jenifur come about? 392 00:26:11,621 --> 00:26:14,291 When I first got down to L.A., I was jamming with Trevor. You know him. 393 00:26:14,491 --> 00:26:18,195 - Yeah. - And then Earl got sick, and I filled in on a couple dates. 394 00:26:18,395 --> 00:26:20,198 So officially, you're part of the band... 395 00:26:20,398 --> 00:26:22,200 - No, not yet. - Or you're just a hired hand? 396 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,370 Uh... 397 00:26:24,570 --> 00:26:26,706 - Um... - What are we talking about here? 398 00:26:26,906 --> 00:26:30,857 - Are you recording with their next record too? - What are we talking about here? 399 00:26:33,113 --> 00:26:36,551 - Hey, I don't know. - Ask some more Hard Core Logo questions. 400 00:26:36,751 --> 00:26:38,553 Okay. Joe Dick, 401 00:26:38,753 --> 00:26:41,424 you once said the music industry was the stupidest, sleaziest, 402 00:26:41,624 --> 00:26:43,426 most boring business in the entire world. 403 00:26:43,626 --> 00:26:46,229 - Still feel that way? - Yes, I do. 404 00:26:46,429 --> 00:26:48,231 The music industry, not the music. 405 00:26:48,431 --> 00:26:50,234 Rock and roll is a fuckin' sales tool. 406 00:26:50,434 --> 00:26:54,439 It sells beer, swimmin' pools and movie stars. 407 00:26:54,639 --> 00:26:57,309 So, uh, I read an article... 408 00:26:57,509 --> 00:27:02,413 where Ed Festus calls you one of the top five thrash guitarists of all time. 409 00:27:03,850 --> 00:27:08,656 Ed Festus has Bill Tallent in his hip pocket. 410 00:27:08,856 --> 00:27:11,293 - Does that bug you? - Mmm. Mm-hmm. 411 00:27:11,493 --> 00:27:14,463 In fact, I hate it. Could you change the subject, please? 412 00:27:14,663 --> 00:27:16,466 Ed Festus said you two... 413 00:27:16,666 --> 00:27:19,802 fought like some tanked-up white trash married couple in a trailer park. 414 00:27:20,002 --> 00:27:22,372 Well, some of that's true. 415 00:27:22,572 --> 00:27:25,598 But that's what makes our music and our art great. 416 00:27:27,912 --> 00:27:30,114 - All right. - I suffer for his art. 417 00:27:30,314 --> 00:27:32,918 That's what keeps you honest. 418 00:27:33,118 --> 00:27:35,354 So, Mr. Dick, 419 00:27:35,554 --> 00:27:37,750 does Hard Core Logo have a future? 420 00:27:41,161 --> 00:27:43,798 Mm-hmm. Yes, it does, Tiffany. 421 00:27:43,998 --> 00:27:46,334 - Could you do me just one favor? - Sure. 422 00:27:46,534 --> 00:27:49,163 Can you fuck off? 423 00:27:57,580 --> 00:27:59,817 You're good with people. 424 00:28:00,017 --> 00:28:03,755 Fantastic. Chicks dig it. 425 00:28:03,955 --> 00:28:05,757 - You love it. - I think that went well. 426 00:28:05,957 --> 00:28:07,891 It felt good. 427 00:28:09,995 --> 00:28:12,565 So how are you gettin' to and from your rehearsal spot? 428 00:28:12,765 --> 00:28:14,701 - Uh, limo. - Limo? 429 00:28:14,901 --> 00:28:17,003 No way! Are you serious? 430 00:28:17,203 --> 00:28:19,940 What's the rehearsal place like? I bet ya it's plush. 431 00:28:20,140 --> 00:28:21,942 - Totally. Yeah? - Big. 432 00:28:22,142 --> 00:28:24,211 - Yeah, and downstairs the Chili Peppers. - No fuckin' way! 433 00:28:24,411 --> 00:28:26,414 You rock star motherfucker. I bet you soon it's gonna be like, 434 00:28:26,614 --> 00:28:29,150 "Pipe, I can't talk. My accountant's on the line." 435 00:28:29,350 --> 00:28:32,922 "I got this babe in a bikini cleaning my pool, and I can't make it to the phone now." 436 00:28:33,122 --> 00:28:35,926 Or, "I gotta meet Courtney Love for dinner," or something like that. 437 00:28:36,126 --> 00:28:39,529 So what do you think about Courtney Love and a little bit of love? 438 00:28:39,729 --> 00:28:41,891 Sorry, Kurt. Sorry, wherever you are. 439 00:28:43,267 --> 00:28:46,839 Anyway, if your drummer ever loses his penis, 440 00:28:47,039 --> 00:28:49,642 you know who to call, right, baby? 441 00:28:49,842 --> 00:28:51,811 Yeah! Ooh. Love you, man. 442 00:28:52,011 --> 00:28:55,315 I'm tired of waking up tired 443 00:28:55,515 --> 00:28:58,719 Waking up tired Waking up tired 444 00:28:58,919 --> 00:29:01,757 I'm tired of waking up tired 445 00:29:01,957 --> 00:29:05,327 Waking up tired Yeah, waking up tired 446 00:29:05,527 --> 00:29:09,098 I'm tired of waking up tired 447 00:29:09,298 --> 00:29:11,634 Um, Touch of Evil. 448 00:29:11,834 --> 00:29:14,303 La Dolce Vita. 449 00:29:15,372 --> 00:29:19,177 - Alphaville. - Uh, Lolita. 450 00:29:19,377 --> 00:29:21,311 Alphaville ends in an "E." 451 00:29:23,215 --> 00:29:25,952 Uh, I've got one for you, buddy. 452 00:29:26,152 --> 00:29:28,087 Eraserhead. 453 00:29:29,689 --> 00:29:31,925 Uh, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid. 454 00:29:32,125 --> 00:29:35,330 Unless they're from Seattle. Dead Ringers. 455 00:29:35,530 --> 00:29:38,767 Um... 456 00:29:38,967 --> 00:29:40,769 Spinal Tap. 457 00:29:40,969 --> 00:29:43,273 Spinal Tap. 458 00:29:43,473 --> 00:29:45,407 - Um... - Parenthood. 459 00:29:47,310 --> 00:29:49,880 The category's cool movies, 460 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,950 - Not dumb-ass movies, Alex Trebek. - Retardo. 461 00:29:53,150 --> 00:29:55,176 Good one, Bruce. 462 00:29:56,454 --> 00:30:00,460 - So, you got one? - Um, "P." 463 00:30:00,660 --> 00:30:02,462 The Passenger. 464 00:30:02,662 --> 00:30:05,733 - It starts with a "T, "not a "P." - Passenger. The Passenger. 465 00:30:05,933 --> 00:30:07,867 What's the difference, anal man? 466 00:30:09,169 --> 00:30:10,972 - Okay, I'll let that one go. - Thank you. 467 00:30:11,172 --> 00:30:12,974 - You're welcome. You're welcome. - Thank you. 468 00:30:13,174 --> 00:30:15,378 - Rosemary's Baby. - Oh, that's a fucker. 469 00:30:15,578 --> 00:30:17,380 Uh, "Y." 470 00:30:17,580 --> 00:30:19,983 Yentl. Youngblood. 471 00:30:20,183 --> 00:30:23,311 - Um, Young and the Restless. - That's a soap. 472 00:30:27,425 --> 00:30:30,189 Stop it. Fuck, man, I can't think. 473 00:30:31,897 --> 00:30:34,331 - You okay for driving? - I'm good. 474 00:30:35,969 --> 00:30:38,405 - Are you okay for driving? - I'm good! 475 00:30:38,605 --> 00:30:41,108 - Young At Heart. - What's that? 476 00:30:41,308 --> 00:30:43,944 Uh, it's Doris Day and Frank Sinatra. 477 00:30:44,144 --> 00:30:46,815 He's a lounge singer. He's drunk and he's depressed. 478 00:30:47,015 --> 00:30:48,950 He marries Doris because he's in love with her. 479 00:30:49,150 --> 00:30:51,554 But then he feels he doesn't deserve her love, 480 00:30:51,754 --> 00:30:54,123 so he smashes his car up. 481 00:30:54,323 --> 00:30:56,125 - I think I saw it. Does he die? - Of course he... 482 00:30:56,325 --> 00:30:58,295 No, no, he doesn't. He marries Doris, 483 00:30:58,495 --> 00:31:00,764 and they live happily ever after and it's beautiful. 484 00:31:00,964 --> 00:31:02,899 Fantastic. 485 00:31:11,243 --> 00:31:13,447 November 6. It's Gary Cooper time. 486 00:31:13,647 --> 00:31:18,152 High noon. Had my flying dream again last night. 487 00:31:18,352 --> 00:31:21,989 I'm free riding the thermals over a rocky beach and whoosh, 488 00:31:22,189 --> 00:31:25,928 all the air gets sucked out of the sky by some god with a straw. 489 00:31:26,128 --> 00:31:31,768 And I fall, watching the rocks grow larger below rushing up to meet my face. 490 00:31:31,968 --> 00:31:34,505 And I know if I hit them, I'll never wake up. 491 00:31:34,705 --> 00:31:37,975 I know I'm going to feel my teeth breaking into my mouth, 492 00:31:38,175 --> 00:31:40,912 and my skull shattering and my brain splashing... 493 00:31:41,112 --> 00:31:43,482 like wet clay into the tidal pools. 494 00:31:43,682 --> 00:31:45,985 As I fall, I know this is no benign passing... 495 00:31:46,185 --> 00:31:48,354 from one world to a better one, 496 00:31:48,554 --> 00:31:51,058 but a jolt of unimaginable and pointless pain... 497 00:31:51,258 --> 00:31:55,330 before a total and finial negation and erasure of all that I am. 498 00:31:55,530 --> 00:31:57,332 So I figure I'd better wake up. 499 00:31:57,532 --> 00:31:59,768 All told, a shitty night's sleep. 500 00:31:59,968 --> 00:32:02,438 Joe hasn't slept in something like 32 hours. 501 00:32:02,638 --> 00:32:04,707 Probably scored some blow. 502 00:32:04,907 --> 00:32:06,810 You'd think he was hauling a cross or something. 503 00:32:07,010 --> 00:32:10,207 Hey, John, what's that writing shit? 504 00:32:11,649 --> 00:32:14,552 - Hey? - Nothing. Road stories. 505 00:32:14,752 --> 00:32:16,555 Bullshit. 506 00:32:16,755 --> 00:32:18,557 Freak. 507 00:32:18,757 --> 00:32:21,727 I write to try and keep my head clear. 508 00:32:24,130 --> 00:32:27,362 It's good, and sometimes... 509 00:32:28,569 --> 00:32:30,935 I'm afraid I'll forget things. 510 00:32:32,974 --> 00:32:36,034 What would happen if you forgot things? 511 00:32:43,353 --> 00:32:45,378 Then I would be lost, 512 00:32:46,556 --> 00:32:48,821 and no one could find me. 513 00:33:01,674 --> 00:33:04,545 Well, we've been to London and we've been to L.A. 514 00:33:04,745 --> 00:33:07,114 Spain, New Zealand and the U.S.A. 515 00:33:07,314 --> 00:33:09,484 Europe, Japan and Pago Pago 516 00:33:09,684 --> 00:33:12,120 Canada, Siam, Oz and Kamoto 517 00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,724 The kids all come from miles around 518 00:33:14,924 --> 00:33:17,327 The party gets started when the sun goes down 519 00:33:17,527 --> 00:33:20,898 And Holiday Inn's the only home I know 520 00:33:21,098 --> 00:33:24,736 I know, I know, I know 521 00:33:24,936 --> 00:33:27,905 Rock and roll's alive 'cause we got the power, baby 522 00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:33,259 Cruising down the highway at 500 miles an hour, baby 523 00:33:35,282 --> 00:33:37,918 We got a fuel-injected tour bus Man, it really flies 524 00:33:38,118 --> 00:33:40,588 With a videotape deck inside 525 00:33:40,788 --> 00:33:43,258 Let's go, rock and roll Everybody, come on 526 00:33:43,458 --> 00:33:46,485 Let's go, rock and roll Everybody come on down 527 00:33:48,630 --> 00:33:50,934 Touring, touring is never boring 528 00:33:51,134 --> 00:33:53,503 Touring, touring is never boring 529 00:33:53,703 --> 00:33:56,107 Touring, touring is never boring 530 00:33:56,307 --> 00:33:58,743 Touring, touring Oh, baby 531 00:33:58,943 --> 00:34:01,313 Touring 532 00:34:01,513 --> 00:34:03,915 Especially with your favorite girl 533 00:34:04,115 --> 00:34:07,687 Touring, touring all around the world 534 00:34:07,887 --> 00:34:10,423 Can you back up a bit? I can't focus on you so close. 535 00:34:10,623 --> 00:34:12,493 - Sorry, sorry. Here? - Wait. 536 00:34:12,693 --> 00:34:14,762 Oh, it's Celine. 537 00:34:14,962 --> 00:34:19,167 I keep her here so that I can see her in the morning and the night. 538 00:34:19,367 --> 00:34:21,904 - That's handy. Pretty woman. - Yeah. 539 00:34:22,104 --> 00:34:24,834 Yeah, I saw you looking at her at the beach. 540 00:34:32,683 --> 00:34:34,617 What else you got in there? 541 00:34:37,021 --> 00:34:39,582 - John? - Yeah. I, uh... 542 00:34:47,801 --> 00:34:49,735 Are you okay? 543 00:34:51,772 --> 00:34:55,177 I can't find my prescription. 544 00:34:55,377 --> 00:34:57,311 - Your pres... Your pills? - Yeah. 545 00:35:12,063 --> 00:35:14,066 I can't come to the phone right now. 546 00:35:14,266 --> 00:35:16,936 I'm eating corn chips and masturbating. Please leave a message. 547 00:35:17,136 --> 00:35:19,573 Billy boy, Ed Festus here. 548 00:35:19,773 --> 00:35:23,477 Listen, bad news, buddy. Earl's out of rehab and he's raring to go. 549 00:35:23,677 --> 00:35:26,748 Looks like he's in and you're out. Should've stayed in L.A., man. 550 00:35:26,948 --> 00:35:28,750 What can I say? That's life in the big shitty. 551 00:35:28,950 --> 00:35:30,753 Love to Joe. Later. 552 00:35:30,953 --> 00:35:33,355 There's nobody fuckin' out there. 553 00:35:33,555 --> 00:35:35,825 Like, 20 people nobody or nobody nobody? 554 00:35:36,025 --> 00:35:38,862 - Empty! - I don't fuckin' care. 555 00:35:39,062 --> 00:35:41,432 I'm not going on until there's at least 20 people in this club. 556 00:35:41,632 --> 00:35:44,635 - Isn't this the only club? - What did I just say? 557 00:35:44,835 --> 00:35:48,239 I'm not going on until there's at least 20 people in this club. 558 00:35:51,843 --> 00:35:54,012 Are you all right, Bill? 559 00:35:54,212 --> 00:35:56,115 Bill, are you all right? 560 00:35:56,315 --> 00:35:58,384 - Did someone die? - Where's the fucking promoter? 561 00:35:58,584 --> 00:36:01,588 He's gonna lose money. 562 00:36:01,788 --> 00:36:05,238 - I th-th-think the owner's... - What the fuck do you care about money? 563 00:36:07,729 --> 00:36:09,531 What's the fucking problem? 564 00:36:09,731 --> 00:36:12,963 - Can you keep that off me? - What the fuck is that? 565 00:36:15,104 --> 00:36:17,471 Serenity, man. Serenity. 566 00:36:19,542 --> 00:36:22,513 Has any of you... Have you seen my pills? 567 00:36:22,713 --> 00:36:25,083 N-N-N-N-No, I haven't seen your p-p-p-p-pills. 568 00:36:25,283 --> 00:36:27,809 I'm sorry. I haven't seen your pills. 569 00:36:32,057 --> 00:36:33,860 Yeah 570 00:36:34,060 --> 00:36:37,263 I got my foot in the gutter and I know I'll make a mess out of you 571 00:36:37,463 --> 00:36:39,333 Yeah 572 00:36:39,533 --> 00:36:43,805 I got my foot in the gutter and I'm gonna make a mess out of you 573 00:36:44,005 --> 00:36:46,975 Yeah I got my foot in the gutter 574 00:36:47,175 --> 00:36:49,406 I'll make a mess out of you 575 00:36:55,852 --> 00:36:59,357 Let's hear it for Mr. Billy Tallent, 576 00:36:59,557 --> 00:37:04,621 the heart and soul of the Hard Core Logos. 577 00:37:06,699 --> 00:37:10,003 Don't spray, Dad. I can't hear you. Your mouth's full of shit! 578 00:37:10,203 --> 00:37:12,137 Yeah, come on up here, tough... 579 00:37:17,945 --> 00:37:20,149 You wanna mess with me, you're gonna have to go through my right-hand man, 580 00:37:20,349 --> 00:37:22,283 Mr. Billy Tallent. 581 00:37:23,352 --> 00:37:25,287 Thank you, William. 582 00:37:36,434 --> 00:37:39,538 I got a bullet in my pocket like I'm bona fide 583 00:37:39,738 --> 00:37:41,807 I'm saving it up 584 00:37:42,007 --> 00:37:44,498 For the right occasion 585 00:37:46,113 --> 00:37:49,449 I like the night It feels pretty good, all right 586 00:37:49,649 --> 00:37:51,819 All I gotta do is get me a gun 587 00:37:52,019 --> 00:37:54,988 Stick it in the barrel Step outside 588 00:37:56,524 --> 00:38:00,729 There'd be no peace There'd be no fight 589 00:38:00,929 --> 00:38:05,035 Someone's gonna die tonight 590 00:38:13,278 --> 00:38:16,081 Mary! How you doing? 591 00:38:16,281 --> 00:38:18,218 - Oh, you know, I'm still here. I'm living my life. - Uh-huh. 592 00:38:18,418 --> 00:38:20,954 I don't think you've met my husband, have you? Evan, this is Joe Dick. 593 00:38:21,154 --> 00:38:22,957 - How are you? - Pleasure to meet you. 594 00:38:23,157 --> 00:38:25,559 And this is our daughter. 595 00:38:25,759 --> 00:38:28,763 Hi, sweetie. Hi, sweetie. 596 00:38:28,963 --> 00:38:31,099 What's your name? 597 00:38:31,299 --> 00:38:34,737 Uh, Billy. She's not usually so shy. 598 00:38:34,937 --> 00:38:37,306 She looks scared. Doesn't like the monster. 599 00:38:37,506 --> 00:38:39,843 - Anyway, you guys sound great. Better than ever. - Seriously? 600 00:38:40,043 --> 00:38:44,082 - Oh, come on. It-It-It... It was crazy. - Whoa. 601 00:38:44,282 --> 00:38:46,217 - Seriously? - Yeah. 602 00:38:46,417 --> 00:38:49,955 - Then she gets a shirt. You want a t-shirt? - Hey! 603 00:38:50,155 --> 00:38:52,758 - It's my band. Use that voice. - Say "thank you." 604 00:38:52,958 --> 00:38:55,962 - The best rock and roll band in North America. - Say "thank you, "Billy. 605 00:38:56,162 --> 00:38:59,621 - Nice meeting you. We'll see you. All right. - Hey, thanks, Joey. 606 00:39:04,873 --> 00:39:07,501 - Mary. - Hey! Come on. Give me a hug. 607 00:39:15,652 --> 00:39:19,456 Hey, how'd you get this... this sexy scar on your hand? 608 00:39:19,656 --> 00:39:22,227 Well, I, uh, 609 00:39:22,427 --> 00:39:24,452 fell on a case of empties. 610 00:39:25,931 --> 00:39:29,902 Well, hello, Mr. Sandwich Man. 611 00:39:30,102 --> 00:39:32,005 - Hello, little girl. - Hello. 612 00:39:32,205 --> 00:39:34,007 Are you gonna eat me, little girl? 613 00:39:34,207 --> 00:39:37,879 - I don't know. - Are you gonna eat me, Pipefitter? 614 00:39:38,079 --> 00:39:40,515 Oh, yes, my friend. 615 00:39:40,715 --> 00:39:42,518 I am going to eat you. 616 00:39:42,718 --> 00:39:45,554 Billy, save me! Aah! 617 00:39:45,754 --> 00:39:47,985 No, I'm Billy. 618 00:39:49,459 --> 00:39:51,393 Your name is Billy? 619 00:39:53,397 --> 00:39:57,034 Anyway, Joe pops Billy on the side of the head when he's not looking, 620 00:39:57,234 --> 00:39:59,938 and Billy flushes Joe's stash down the toilet. 621 00:40:00,138 --> 00:40:02,475 And then, they just started wailing on each other. 622 00:40:02,675 --> 00:40:06,045 We didn't even make the stage. Major disaster all the way around. 623 00:40:06,245 --> 00:40:09,116 - They were fighting over movies? - No. 624 00:40:09,316 --> 00:40:11,218 That was just how they dealt with the real issue, 625 00:40:11,418 --> 00:40:13,722 which was Joe fucking Billy up the ass the night before. 626 00:40:13,922 --> 00:40:15,856 What? 627 00:40:17,992 --> 00:40:20,129 Probably out of spite. I wasn't there. 628 00:40:20,329 --> 00:40:23,132 Maybe it was a bet or a competition they had, 629 00:40:23,332 --> 00:40:26,002 or maybe they were trashed... 630 00:40:26,202 --> 00:40:28,534 and Joe nailed Billy when he passed out. 631 00:40:30,241 --> 00:40:32,175 Anyways, it's vague. 632 00:40:40,587 --> 00:40:42,521 What-What's your name? 633 00:40:44,157 --> 00:40:46,092 I'm Mary. 634 00:41:11,190 --> 00:41:13,426 Every town, man. 635 00:41:13,626 --> 00:41:15,428 There they are. Let's see. 636 00:41:15,628 --> 00:41:17,631 Joanna and Tracy. 637 00:41:17,831 --> 00:41:19,958 Prairie girls, born and bred. 638 00:41:22,203 --> 00:41:26,040 Finished high school together, hightailed it right here to the big smoke. 639 00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:28,791 And they share a basement apartment with eight cats. 640 00:41:32,548 --> 00:41:34,384 Joanna did a year at Wascana College. 641 00:41:34,584 --> 00:41:36,954 Got bored, smoked dope. 642 00:41:37,154 --> 00:41:40,157 Now she works the Orange Julius stand at the fucking Northgate Mall. 643 00:41:40,357 --> 00:41:44,362 That's okay, 'cause she's got her eye on that cute guy who works at Le Chateau. 644 00:41:44,562 --> 00:41:47,733 But she's worried that her friends will think that he's a homosexual. 645 00:41:47,933 --> 00:41:51,804 Tracy there, with the Karla Homolka hairdo, works right here. 646 00:41:52,004 --> 00:41:55,042 Tonight's her night off. But that's cool too, 647 00:41:55,242 --> 00:41:57,642 'cause all her friends are right here. 648 00:42:01,916 --> 00:42:05,888 See the old guy in the hat? That's Virgil King. 649 00:42:06,088 --> 00:42:09,354 He used to work his daddy's farm. 650 00:42:10,927 --> 00:42:13,096 Forty years of sweatin' shit. 651 00:42:13,296 --> 00:42:16,400 The recession hit. Kids left, 652 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:20,672 he started drinking, his wife left, lost the whole deal. 653 00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:23,397 Found God, lost God, kept drinking. 654 00:42:24,610 --> 00:42:27,738 Now he just... waits. 655 00:42:33,587 --> 00:42:35,624 Anyway, this Jenifur thing... 656 00:42:35,824 --> 00:42:40,029 I've got no problem with you going down there. You record and tour. 657 00:42:40,229 --> 00:42:42,565 The rest of the year you spend with us. 658 00:42:42,765 --> 00:42:44,734 Jenifur's your side gig. 659 00:42:44,934 --> 00:42:48,985 You can do whatever the fuck you want. That's our policy. Has been, always will be. 660 00:42:50,207 --> 00:42:52,810 - Did you ever sleep with Mary? - What? 661 00:42:53,010 --> 00:42:55,515 - Did you ever sleep with Mary? - No. 662 00:42:55,715 --> 00:42:57,865 I fucked her in the back of the van, though. 663 00:43:01,188 --> 00:43:03,290 Fantastic. 664 00:43:03,490 --> 00:43:06,294 Five, six years ago, last tour? 665 00:43:06,494 --> 00:43:08,663 Way longer than that. 666 00:43:08,863 --> 00:43:10,699 Um, are you guys in a band? 667 00:43:10,899 --> 00:43:13,027 Yes, we are. Snow Axe. 668 00:43:15,037 --> 00:43:17,174 I'm Pipe Feltcher, and this here is John. 669 00:43:17,374 --> 00:43:19,977 - And you are? - Good looking. 670 00:43:20,177 --> 00:43:21,980 - Working. - Bonus. 671 00:43:22,180 --> 00:43:24,740 - No, no, no, no. - Turn that off. 672 00:43:44,773 --> 00:43:46,508 Where are you going, Billy? 673 00:43:46,708 --> 00:43:49,312 Uh, bank machine to get some money, pay the hotel bill. 674 00:43:49,512 --> 00:43:51,347 What's wrong? 675 00:43:51,547 --> 00:43:54,251 Uh, Joe, fuck-head that he is, 676 00:43:54,451 --> 00:43:57,822 partied with Thelma and Louise, and they fucked off with our cash. 677 00:43:58,022 --> 00:44:01,593 - So you don't have any money? - No. You got any money? 678 00:44:01,793 --> 00:44:04,285 - No. - You got a smoke? 679 00:44:05,531 --> 00:44:07,465 Thanks, man. 680 00:44:11,571 --> 00:44:14,141 Welcome to the old days. 681 00:44:14,341 --> 00:44:16,606 Fuck. 682 00:44:53,688 --> 00:44:56,659 Closed. I don't fucking believe this. 683 00:44:56,859 --> 00:45:01,498 - Joe, what the fuck is this? - It wasn't fucking closed last week when Mulligan booked it. 684 00:45:01,698 --> 00:45:03,600 So shut your fuckin' mouth. 685 00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,961 Looks like their license was revoked. 686 00:45:08,539 --> 00:45:11,209 Fantastic. What are you gonna do now, Joe, manage? 687 00:45:11,409 --> 00:45:14,613 Do yourself a favor, Billy, and fuck off. 688 00:45:14,813 --> 00:45:17,617 So, uh, what do we do, uh, now? 689 00:45:17,817 --> 00:45:21,154 Last night I sold fuckin' 20 t-shirts and made 100 bucks. 690 00:45:21,354 --> 00:45:24,091 And then you fuckin' lost it, so shut up! 691 00:45:24,291 --> 00:45:27,094 Look, Pipe Feltcher, I've told you five times that I'm fuckin' sorry. 692 00:45:27,294 --> 00:45:29,131 So you shut the fuck up! 693 00:45:29,331 --> 00:45:31,500 Um, I tell you what. I got a proposal for you. 694 00:45:31,700 --> 00:45:33,503 You take all the money I got, 695 00:45:33,703 --> 00:45:36,839 and then the next fuckin' place we stop by, you can just give it all away. 696 00:45:37,039 --> 00:45:39,577 You cheap fuck. You must have some money, 697 00:45:39,777 --> 00:45:43,582 'cause you've been hogging down the deli trays and you can't be spending your per diems on food. 698 00:45:43,782 --> 00:45:47,419 Oh, so I suppose you want your per diems back now, Mr. So and So. 699 00:45:47,619 --> 00:45:49,789 - Fuck, you're an idiot. - Well, you're a kook. 700 00:45:49,989 --> 00:45:51,791 - No, you're a fuckin' idiot. - And you're a kook. 701 00:45:51,991 --> 00:45:55,362 - You gave him your per diems. - You gave him your per diems. 702 00:45:55,562 --> 00:45:57,364 - No, I love it. It's cool. - What? What? 703 00:45:57,564 --> 00:45:59,367 Los Angeles! 704 00:45:59,567 --> 00:46:03,104 Billy fucking Hollywood. Billy fucking Hollywood. 705 00:46:03,304 --> 00:46:05,941 - Billy Hollywood. See ya, Slash. - Yeah! 706 00:46:06,141 --> 00:46:08,344 - See ya, Slash. Rock on. - Yeah! 707 00:46:08,544 --> 00:46:11,748 - More! More! More! More! We want Billy! - Rock on. 708 00:46:11,948 --> 00:46:15,043 - We want Billy! - Call 911. We hurt his feelings. 709 00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:18,711 Go nuts, Slash. Go nuts, Slash. 710 00:46:22,694 --> 00:46:24,763 Me and Billy decide everything about the band, 711 00:46:24,963 --> 00:46:27,200 - Oh, fuck. - About the way this thing's shot, everything. 712 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:29,736 - We decide fuckin' everything. - Yeah, we're just the roadies. 713 00:46:29,936 --> 00:46:32,406 That's basically it and everything you do. 714 00:46:32,606 --> 00:46:34,575 See, we have positions we call "the band." 715 00:46:34,775 --> 00:46:36,811 - Number one, number two. - We gotta unpluck his underwear for him. 716 00:46:37,011 --> 00:46:39,648 Which is basically the same thing, and then three. 717 00:46:39,848 --> 00:46:43,452 - Four's cool, but three's fuckin'... - Five is Zeak Street. 718 00:46:43,652 --> 00:46:47,057 - He doesn't wear any underwear. I forgot. - If we're makin'... 719 00:46:47,257 --> 00:46:49,059 If we're makin' movies, 720 00:46:49,259 --> 00:46:51,194 Feltcher would be an extra, put it that way. 721 00:46:51,394 --> 00:46:54,832 - Ho number one after that. - There is no such thing as that for you. 722 00:46:55,032 --> 00:46:59,004 There's only one number one... always will be, always have... me. 723 00:46:59,204 --> 00:47:02,204 But number two, they kind of coexist, so there's no big deal. 724 00:47:03,910 --> 00:47:06,179 Anger only works for so long. 725 00:47:06,379 --> 00:47:09,975 You can only be angry for so long, and then you get, uh... 726 00:47:11,418 --> 00:47:15,023 It-It turns in on yourself, and you're a bitter man. 727 00:47:15,223 --> 00:47:18,660 You become a bitter man, and that's no place to go. 728 00:47:22,098 --> 00:47:24,201 - You know what I mean? - I think so. 729 00:47:24,401 --> 00:47:27,738 - Yeah? - I think so. 730 00:47:27,938 --> 00:47:31,476 You need people around you to tell you where you are. 731 00:47:31,676 --> 00:47:33,511 Well, 'cause people buy the shtick, right? 732 00:47:33,711 --> 00:47:35,514 You're angry, everybody gets angry. 733 00:47:35,714 --> 00:47:37,516 It looks like it's about the music, 734 00:47:37,716 --> 00:47:40,253 but people buy into the anger of it rather than, you know... 735 00:47:40,453 --> 00:47:43,523 I have fun doing it. The band has fun doing it. 736 00:47:43,723 --> 00:47:45,526 But we're not all just, like, angry... 737 00:47:45,726 --> 00:47:49,965 Joe's angry, but I'm not as angry as I used to be. 738 00:47:50,165 --> 00:47:51,967 I don't care to be. 739 00:47:52,167 --> 00:47:54,838 You're not jealous at all of Billy's, uh... 740 00:47:55,038 --> 00:47:57,240 A little. Quite honestly, a little. 741 00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,242 But I'm jealous that he's playing with somebody else. 742 00:47:59,442 --> 00:48:02,379 I'm not jealous of the money trip or the fuckin' fame. 743 00:48:02,579 --> 00:48:04,381 - So, uh... - That's not what it's about. 744 00:48:04,581 --> 00:48:07,152 So what are you gonna do when you're 45? 745 00:48:07,352 --> 00:48:10,323 Well, it depends on how far my alcoholism goes. 746 00:48:10,523 --> 00:48:14,627 If I stop drinking and my liver's not a colostomy bag to match my shoes, 747 00:48:14,827 --> 00:48:16,864 then I'll probably be okay. 748 00:48:17,064 --> 00:48:18,866 I've got it together now. This fuck... 749 00:48:19,066 --> 00:48:21,436 This gig at the Commodore will be a great gig. 750 00:48:21,636 --> 00:48:24,739 Still be playing in a rock and roll band when you're 45? 751 00:48:24,939 --> 00:48:28,911 I'll still be writing songs, you know. 752 00:48:29,111 --> 00:48:31,180 And if Billy's into it... 753 00:48:31,380 --> 00:48:35,752 and if John and Piper are around, I'll be doing it. 754 00:48:35,952 --> 00:48:37,989 And if they're interested, they'll be doing it with me. 755 00:48:38,189 --> 00:48:42,092 And if not, we'll see what happens. 756 00:48:53,007 --> 00:48:57,103 S-Sometimes, when you-you look in the mirror, 757 00:48:58,413 --> 00:49:00,215 you-you wonder... 758 00:49:00,415 --> 00:49:03,386 what it would be like if I were honest... 759 00:49:03,586 --> 00:49:08,025 every moment for the rest of my life. 760 00:49:08,225 --> 00:49:10,627 Save it for your group sessions, John. 761 00:49:10,827 --> 00:49:13,464 N-N-No, Joe. 762 00:49:13,664 --> 00:49:18,737 Let's be honest. Y-Y-You'd be nowhere without Billy. 763 00:49:18,937 --> 00:49:22,808 You're just too much of a coward to admit it. 764 00:49:23,008 --> 00:49:25,212 Profound words from Ernest fucking Hemingway. 765 00:49:25,412 --> 00:49:27,214 A-A-And Billy, 766 00:49:27,414 --> 00:49:30,145 if you were honest with yourself, 767 00:49:31,786 --> 00:49:34,690 you'd admit that the Jenifur gig has been canceled. 768 00:49:34,890 --> 00:49:37,893 - John, shut the fuck up! - What? 769 00:49:38,093 --> 00:49:40,363 - A-A-And Pipe? - What? 770 00:49:40,563 --> 00:49:42,365 What's this about Jenifur, Bill? 771 00:49:42,565 --> 00:49:45,903 - This is just a last tango before a lifetime spent... - Bill? 772 00:49:46,103 --> 00:49:48,539 As a garbageman. 773 00:49:48,739 --> 00:49:50,542 Oh. You know what you are? 774 00:49:50,742 --> 00:49:51,276 Oh. You know what you are? 775 00:49:51,476 --> 00:49:55,281 You're a schizo, man. You're on a holiday from fucking lithium. 776 00:49:55,481 --> 00:49:59,118 You belong in a fucking straight jacket. 777 00:49:59,318 --> 00:50:01,688 What's this about Jenifur, Bill? 778 00:50:01,888 --> 00:50:04,152 What's this about Jenifur, Bill? 779 00:50:06,494 --> 00:50:09,230 Hey! Stop that fuckin' shit! 780 00:50:09,430 --> 00:50:11,233 Johnny! 781 00:50:11,433 --> 00:50:14,891 You don't know shit from good chocolate, babies. 782 00:50:20,843 --> 00:50:22,812 Kick the fuck back! 783 00:50:26,784 --> 00:50:28,920 Okay, let's get a few things in the open. 784 00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,389 Pipe, the hotel guy in Regina called. 785 00:50:31,589 --> 00:50:36,429 You shit on the fuckin' pillow, wiped your ass with the fuckin' bedspread. 786 00:50:36,629 --> 00:50:39,499 Hey, you know, that's uncool. I don't get that. What the fuck is that? 787 00:50:39,699 --> 00:50:41,535 - Didn't have no toilet paper, man. - No, that's nuts. 788 00:50:41,735 --> 00:50:43,538 Johnny? 789 00:50:43,738 --> 00:50:45,773 Your fuckin' writing is nuts. 790 00:50:45,973 --> 00:50:48,844 You're not taking your medicine. You're fuckin' fueling something dangerous. 791 00:50:49,044 --> 00:50:51,947 - What do you know about danger? Danger, Will Robinson. - Johnny, I'm trying to help you. 792 00:50:52,147 --> 00:50:54,784 - Danger, Will Robinson. Danger, Will Robinson. - Johnny, I'm trying to help you. 793 00:50:54,984 --> 00:50:57,387 - I'm trying to help you! - You gotta relax! 794 00:50:57,587 --> 00:50:59,423 We got three days left, and you gotta chill. 795 00:50:59,623 --> 00:51:03,361 I'm your friend and you gotta chill. You must listen to me. 796 00:51:03,561 --> 00:51:06,198 Hey, what about Billy? Doesn't he get a little spanking too? 797 00:51:06,398 --> 00:51:09,168 That's true, that's true. Bill, I guess we can can the rock star shit. 798 00:51:09,368 --> 00:51:12,238 - What are you gonna do? - No! I'm just saying we can can the rock star shit. 799 00:51:12,438 --> 00:51:15,542 - Fuck-up. - That's all. Thanks. 800 00:51:15,742 --> 00:51:19,481 You're a major fuck-up! You fucked up last night, got our money ripped off! 801 00:51:19,681 --> 00:51:25,154 You fucked up four years ago! You go out of your fucking way to fuck me! 802 00:51:25,354 --> 00:51:27,857 Is that honest enough for you, Mr. Write It In His Journal? 803 00:51:28,057 --> 00:51:31,528 - And fuck you too! - Oh, fuck you, Mr. Rock Star No More. 804 00:51:31,728 --> 00:51:34,665 No more rock star. 805 00:51:34,865 --> 00:51:37,568 - Fuck you. - Well, where do we go now? 806 00:51:37,768 --> 00:51:41,170 Saskadelphia. Saskatoon. Whatever. 807 00:51:44,676 --> 00:51:47,647 - We got two nights to kill. - I'm not stayin' in the van. 808 00:51:47,847 --> 00:51:49,716 Hey, why don't we stop by Bucky's place, man? 809 00:51:49,916 --> 00:51:52,586 - The motherfucker's laid up. We can't. - We'll just phone him. 810 00:51:52,786 --> 00:51:55,322 - He doesn't have a phone. Let's go. - Then we'll stop in. 811 00:51:55,522 --> 00:51:58,093 A little hero worship from the great fucking Joe Dick. 812 00:51:58,293 --> 00:52:00,929 Do him a world of good, huh? Don't you think? 813 00:52:01,129 --> 00:52:03,066 - Yes. Yeah. - Don't you think? Don't you think? 814 00:52:03,266 --> 00:52:05,200 Yeah. 815 00:52:09,473 --> 00:52:11,776 Who the hell you think you are 816 00:52:11,976 --> 00:52:14,245 You, you, you, you 817 00:52:14,445 --> 00:52:16,748 Who the hell you think you are 818 00:52:16,948 --> 00:52:19,051 You, you, you, you 819 00:52:19,251 --> 00:52:21,053 Who the hell you think you are 820 00:52:21,253 --> 00:52:23,657 You, you, you, you 821 00:52:23,857 --> 00:52:26,121 Who the hell you think you are 822 00:52:32,133 --> 00:52:34,870 Thank you. This next one's for Bucky Haight. 823 00:52:35,070 --> 00:52:38,742 Man's got no legs because some fuckin' psycho with a fuckin' shotgun... 824 00:52:38,942 --> 00:52:42,746 hunted him down like an animal and blew his fuckin' legs off. 825 00:52:42,946 --> 00:52:44,881 Yeah! 826 00:52:47,651 --> 00:52:50,122 Um... 827 00:52:50,322 --> 00:52:52,457 The first time I met the Bucky Haight... 828 00:52:52,657 --> 00:52:54,594 was in the Dick's kitchen. 829 00:52:54,794 --> 00:52:56,696 Um, 830 00:52:56,896 --> 00:52:59,466 he was singing the smartest songs I ever heard. 831 00:52:59,666 --> 00:53:01,935 And Joe just idolized him. 832 00:53:02,135 --> 00:53:03,937 I think he's a dink. 833 00:53:04,137 --> 00:53:07,776 I always tried to get Joe away from him musically. 834 00:53:07,976 --> 00:53:10,045 I taught Joe, you know, 835 00:53:10,245 --> 00:53:12,515 your Townshend, you know, whatever. 836 00:53:12,715 --> 00:53:14,751 Just the classics. 837 00:53:14,951 --> 00:53:18,922 And the only music that, uh, influenced Joe Dick... 838 00:53:19,122 --> 00:53:21,826 was, uh, Bucky Haight. 839 00:53:22,026 --> 00:53:23,861 To me, anyway, he's like... 840 00:53:24,061 --> 00:53:27,733 he's like a classic... like a member of the Rolling Stones almost. 841 00:53:27,933 --> 00:53:29,735 A lot of people really haven't heard of Bucky. 842 00:53:29,935 --> 00:53:31,738 I know. See? That's what I mean. 843 00:53:31,938 --> 00:53:33,940 It's like, the guys who get famous... 844 00:53:34,140 --> 00:53:36,911 talk about people who got them on the road, 845 00:53:37,111 --> 00:53:38,979 and those people are nothing. 846 00:53:39,179 --> 00:53:41,750 Well, like, you know, will a big rock star... 847 00:53:41,950 --> 00:53:45,120 cut their inspirer a check? 848 00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:47,490 No, I don't think so. They'll just talk about him. 849 00:53:47,690 --> 00:53:50,140 It doesn't pay the fuckin' bills though, does it? 850 00:53:52,729 --> 00:53:54,663 Bucky! 851 00:54:05,177 --> 00:54:07,111 Good morning. 852 00:54:11,451 --> 00:54:13,321 Dick Joe, Bucky's still got... 853 00:54:13,521 --> 00:54:15,455 Shut up! 854 00:54:19,294 --> 00:54:21,228 Shut up! 855 00:54:22,431 --> 00:54:24,234 Shut up! 856 00:54:24,434 --> 00:54:26,970 Fuckin' Chapman shoots Lennon, right? Rock and roll assassination. 857 00:54:27,170 --> 00:54:28,973 Cobain... rock and roll suicide. 858 00:54:29,173 --> 00:54:32,509 Fuckin' Marvin Gaye. The guy's old man shoots him in the head. 859 00:54:32,709 --> 00:54:34,512 That's fuckin' nice. Do you know what I mean? 860 00:54:34,712 --> 00:54:37,482 Bucky Haight. That motherfucker was a fuckin' huge influence. 861 00:54:37,682 --> 00:54:39,619 I love that guy. If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't be here. 862 00:54:39,819 --> 00:54:41,621 You know what I'm saying? 863 00:54:41,821 --> 00:54:45,325 That motherfucker was fuckin' robbed, and that's what pisses me off. 864 00:54:45,525 --> 00:54:47,494 It's payback time. I owe him. This is for him. 865 00:54:47,694 --> 00:54:49,629 Okay? Can you shut that fucker off? 866 00:54:54,503 --> 00:54:57,773 So is Bucky... Is Bucky in on this too? 867 00:54:57,973 --> 00:55:00,277 We gotta get a fuckin' microphone in there. 868 00:55:00,477 --> 00:55:02,741 I'm not getting much. 869 00:55:05,216 --> 00:55:07,218 Okay, hold on. Bruce, look at this. Check this out. 870 00:55:07,418 --> 00:55:09,220 This is cool. 871 00:55:09,420 --> 00:55:11,719 There he is. 872 00:55:14,826 --> 00:55:16,761 Fucker. 873 00:55:22,469 --> 00:55:24,338 I kind of bullshitted you about... 874 00:55:24,538 --> 00:55:27,242 Bucky's legs, as you can see. 875 00:55:27,442 --> 00:55:30,178 But, fuck, Billy wouldn't have gone for any of this shit if I hadn't, 876 00:55:30,378 --> 00:55:33,249 so I locked in. 877 00:55:33,449 --> 00:55:35,651 - So you used the benefit money for this? - Yeah. 878 00:55:35,851 --> 00:55:38,388 - It bought all your fuckin' film stock. - What about the record... 879 00:55:38,588 --> 00:55:40,891 - Shh! - What about the fuckin' record company money? 880 00:55:41,091 --> 00:55:42,961 I fuckin' lied. Bucky's got his legs back. 881 00:55:43,161 --> 00:55:45,254 Cheer up and chill out. 882 00:55:48,934 --> 00:55:52,605 Anyway, time to get off the coaster. 883 00:55:52,805 --> 00:55:55,875 Down to Austin, recorded "Blue Tattoo." 884 00:55:56,075 --> 00:55:59,413 Got picked up by a big one. Small, but English independent. 885 00:55:59,613 --> 00:56:02,684 But I was still under contract to the label, and they sued me. 886 00:56:02,884 --> 00:56:06,355 The fuckers sued me, and my record was recalled. 887 00:56:06,555 --> 00:56:10,593 It sat around in vaults till I didn't give a fuck anymore. 888 00:56:10,793 --> 00:56:13,097 Last time I saw you at CBS, 889 00:56:13,297 --> 00:56:15,499 I was hyping two bills a day. 890 00:56:15,699 --> 00:56:18,999 Got so bad after you left, I started into blood transfusions. 891 00:56:20,605 --> 00:56:23,375 Everyone I met... 892 00:56:23,575 --> 00:56:25,510 sucked up to me. 893 00:56:27,446 --> 00:56:29,683 All my friends... 894 00:56:29,883 --> 00:56:32,215 dead or dying. 895 00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:36,781 Then I got the hepatitis, came back home. 896 00:56:40,095 --> 00:56:41,897 You know, Joe, 897 00:56:42,097 --> 00:56:45,969 you start with these riffs in your head... 898 00:56:46,169 --> 00:56:48,338 and something you wanna say. 899 00:56:48,538 --> 00:56:51,575 And you wanna spin gold, but the thing is... 900 00:56:51,775 --> 00:56:53,844 people don't want your sounds. 901 00:56:54,044 --> 00:56:55,979 They only want... 902 00:57:00,586 --> 00:57:03,089 They just fucking use you. 903 00:57:03,289 --> 00:57:05,223 Know what I'm saying, Joe? 904 00:57:09,229 --> 00:57:11,266 Well. 905 00:57:11,466 --> 00:57:13,802 Cheer up. I made half that shit up. 906 00:57:14,002 --> 00:57:17,200 Who wants another drink? 907 00:57:25,215 --> 00:57:28,286 - What's your name? - Bruce. 908 00:57:28,486 --> 00:57:30,455 - Do you want a drink? - I'm all right, thanks. 909 00:57:30,655 --> 00:57:32,658 I'm all right, thanks. Look, 910 00:57:32,858 --> 00:57:35,060 are you gonna sit around in my kitchen being boring, 911 00:57:35,260 --> 00:57:37,063 or are you gonna do something interesting? 912 00:57:37,263 --> 00:57:40,600 Are you a real filmmaker or are you a journalist? Some kind of hack? 913 00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:43,599 No, it's not funny. Shut up. 914 00:57:45,239 --> 00:57:47,173 I mean, 915 00:57:48,443 --> 00:57:51,279 there must be something interesting... 916 00:57:51,479 --> 00:57:56,152 that five really cool, able-bodied guys and a great filmmaker... 917 00:57:56,352 --> 00:57:59,089 can come up with. 918 00:57:59,289 --> 00:58:01,223 What do you think, Brice? 919 00:58:10,169 --> 00:58:12,805 Okay. 920 00:58:13,005 --> 00:58:17,344 It's a joint venture, so everyone gets a copy of the contract. 921 00:58:17,544 --> 00:58:19,513 - Two for you. - Sweet. 922 00:58:21,983 --> 00:58:24,247 - Two for you. - Thank you. 923 00:58:25,554 --> 00:58:27,488 Two for you. 924 00:58:29,058 --> 00:58:32,722 Two for you. Two for you too, Brice. Don't be shy. 925 00:58:35,232 --> 00:58:38,895 Danny, we're all in this together. 926 00:58:41,740 --> 00:58:43,775 Where's Naomi? 927 00:58:43,975 --> 00:58:45,910 Naomi! 928 00:58:46,946 --> 00:58:49,312 - You too, Joe. - Oh, thanks, man. 929 00:58:53,954 --> 00:58:56,549 That's right, John. 930 00:58:59,394 --> 00:59:01,829 Right on the dotted line. 931 00:59:06,068 --> 00:59:10,267 Adios, my friend. 932 00:59:11,909 --> 00:59:14,309 Good morning. This is C.B.C. Radio. 933 00:59:18,217 --> 00:59:22,017 Walk towards the light. Walk towards the light. 934 00:59:23,356 --> 00:59:26,120 The social contract of my inner self... 935 00:59:55,761 --> 00:59:58,321 Joe? 936 01:02:06,517 --> 01:02:09,179 I'm sorry. Keep going. 937 01:02:25,672 --> 01:02:28,943 Wish I'd found you before Joe did, 938 01:02:29,143 --> 01:02:31,078 the way you play. 939 01:02:32,581 --> 01:02:34,515 Keep it. 940 01:02:35,851 --> 01:02:37,787 It's yours. No sense in... 941 01:02:37,987 --> 01:02:40,319 it lying fallow around here. 942 01:02:44,328 --> 01:02:46,262 Asshole. 943 01:02:58,979 --> 01:03:01,106 I killed the fucking goat. 944 01:03:03,385 --> 01:03:06,121 Pipe, we all drank its blood. 945 01:03:06,321 --> 01:03:10,359 - I-I only have one... one word for this. - What? 946 01:03:10,559 --> 01:03:12,493 Blasphemy. 947 01:03:16,299 --> 01:03:18,603 Joe, it was good seeing you. 948 01:03:18,803 --> 01:03:22,207 - You have a good time? - Yeah, I had a riot. 949 01:03:22,407 --> 01:03:26,745 I live out here because I got sick of being used. 950 01:03:26,945 --> 01:03:30,143 I don't wanna see anybody that ever used me ever again. 951 01:03:31,117 --> 01:03:35,214 When I heard how you used me... 952 01:03:41,696 --> 01:03:44,187 - I was gonna... - Put it this way. 953 01:03:47,770 --> 01:03:50,975 Ever back this way, 954 01:03:51,175 --> 01:03:54,111 don't drop in... 955 01:03:54,311 --> 01:03:56,246 ever. 956 01:04:21,945 --> 01:04:24,147 Must be the amazing healing powers of this place, 957 01:04:24,347 --> 01:04:27,218 - You know, Bucky up and walking again. - Shut up. 958 01:04:27,418 --> 01:04:30,588 That's not buddies. Hope you don't do time for the benefit. 959 01:04:30,788 --> 01:04:33,792 Just fucking feeding the legend, baby. 960 01:04:33,992 --> 01:04:37,087 - You still fucking mad at me, Bruce? - Fuck you! 961 01:04:38,297 --> 01:04:40,959 Shut up, John. 962 01:04:47,508 --> 01:04:49,443 Whoo! 963 01:04:49,643 --> 01:04:52,046 Hello, Saskatoon, we're the Hard Core Logos. 964 01:04:52,246 --> 01:04:55,784 This next one is for the late, great king of punk, 965 01:04:55,984 --> 01:04:59,956 Bucky Haight, who died last night in New York City. 966 01:05:13,104 --> 01:05:17,443 You had no time for corruption 967 01:05:17,643 --> 01:05:21,582 You felt the world was an unsafe place 968 01:05:21,782 --> 01:05:25,719 You work towards a solution 969 01:05:30,859 --> 01:05:33,327 A blue tattoo 970 01:05:34,898 --> 01:05:39,169 A blue tattoo on the soul of love 971 01:05:39,369 --> 01:05:42,773 A blue tattoo 972 01:05:42,973 --> 01:05:45,943 In the shape of a heart 973 01:06:09,705 --> 01:06:11,799 A '59 Strat. 974 01:06:13,109 --> 01:06:16,340 - Really nice. Yes. - Yeah, really nice. 975 01:06:18,616 --> 01:06:21,854 - You play guitar, right? - You know, so-so. 976 01:06:22,054 --> 01:06:25,090 Off and on? 977 01:06:25,290 --> 01:06:28,561 You started out as a documentary filmmaker, right? I heard that. 978 01:06:28,761 --> 01:06:31,531 - Yeah. That was the good old days. - Yeah? 979 01:06:31,731 --> 01:06:35,327 Kind of bringing it all home. That is a classic, classic guitar. 980 01:06:38,540 --> 01:06:42,144 You should get up on stage with us sometime. Can I come back into this? 981 01:06:42,344 --> 01:06:44,813 Yeah, yeah. Cut it. 982 01:06:46,115 --> 01:06:49,286 Keep it rolling. Keep it rolling, Danny. 983 01:06:49,486 --> 01:06:51,889 Joe, is he still wired? Is he wired? 984 01:06:52,089 --> 01:06:56,394 If Bruce ever uses that fuckin' shit with Pipe, then that fuckin' goat Pipe is fucked. 985 01:06:56,594 --> 01:06:59,865 - As if Pipe's ever gonna get a bank loan anyway. - Very true. 986 01:07:00,065 --> 01:07:02,968 Look, I'm 35 years old next week. 987 01:07:03,168 --> 01:07:06,468 If I play this club one more time, I'm gonna fuckin' shoot myself. 988 01:07:07,841 --> 01:07:09,944 What's up with you after this tour? 989 01:07:10,144 --> 01:07:14,015 Do I have plans? I don't know. I'm... 990 01:07:14,215 --> 01:07:18,520 - What about me and you? - I thought you were gonna bring me up here and apologize. 991 01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:21,091 No, I was going to apologize. I was gonna say sorry... 992 01:07:21,291 --> 01:07:24,194 that fucking Ed Festus fucked you over again for the second time. 993 01:07:24,394 --> 01:07:27,660 - You were gonna do that, but you didn't. - No, I didn't. 994 01:07:30,201 --> 01:07:33,538 What are we gonna do? You and me? 995 01:07:33,738 --> 01:07:35,975 You and me? What's Pipe and John... 996 01:07:36,175 --> 01:07:38,911 Fuck Pipe and John. John's talkin' a line to his fucking coke. 997 01:07:39,111 --> 01:07:42,104 Pipe fucking pops a Pop Tart. 998 01:07:44,785 --> 01:07:47,288 - Pipe's fucked. - Okay, okay, okay, okay. 999 01:07:47,488 --> 01:07:49,524 - So you want you, me, you, me. - Bingo. 1000 01:07:49,724 --> 01:07:52,361 Okay. New deal, though. 1001 01:07:52,561 --> 01:07:55,831 - Music, no coke. You wanna hang out with fucking coke heads... - Use your head! 1002 01:07:56,031 --> 01:07:59,126 - Keep your fuckin' voice down. - I want the music. Music! 1003 01:08:06,979 --> 01:08:08,881 Done. 1004 01:08:09,081 --> 01:08:11,015 I love you. 1005 01:08:16,522 --> 01:08:19,794 Joe Dick, singer, songwriter. 1006 01:08:19,994 --> 01:08:23,198 Joe Dick, singer, songwriter. 1007 01:08:23,398 --> 01:08:26,128 Billy Tallent, guitar player. 1008 01:08:27,035 --> 01:08:29,806 Pipe Feltch... Pipeftter. 1009 01:08:30,006 --> 01:08:31,808 Drummer. 1010 01:08:32,008 --> 01:08:33,943 Fuck you. 1011 01:08:35,278 --> 01:08:37,281 John... John Oxenberger, 1012 01:08:37,481 --> 01:08:41,553 songwriter, bassist, backup vocals. 1013 01:08:50,096 --> 01:08:53,600 Let's go to fuckin' Hawaii Get drunk in the sun 1014 01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:57,271 I wanna lay in Waikiki Get a tan on my buns 1015 01:08:57,471 --> 01:09:00,309 Runnin'from the rains Thousands on the run 1016 01:09:00,509 --> 01:09:03,412 Making like the rich Heading for the fun 1017 01:09:03,612 --> 01:09:07,283 Let's go to fucking Tahiti Get tans on the beach 1018 01:09:11,188 --> 01:09:14,124 Runnin'from the rains Thousands on the run 1019 01:09:14,324 --> 01:09:17,829 Making like the rich Heading for the fun 1020 01:09:18,029 --> 01:09:22,001 - Cheese Gun. - Snow Axe. 1021 01:09:22,201 --> 01:09:25,171 - Life Snow Picnic. - Church of Worms. 1022 01:09:25,371 --> 01:09:29,776 Category is Fake Canadian Bands. 1023 01:09:29,976 --> 01:09:32,280 Okay, Faster Leonard Cohen, Die Die. 1024 01:09:32,480 --> 01:09:35,383 Sled Dog Afterbirth. 1025 01:09:35,583 --> 01:09:37,620 You're the king, Pipe. Joe? 1026 01:09:37,820 --> 01:09:39,754 MacArthur Parka. 1027 01:09:40,856 --> 01:09:43,519 Let's go to fucking Hawaii 1028 01:09:44,627 --> 01:09:47,028 Let's go to fucking Hawaii 1029 01:09:48,532 --> 01:09:51,435 Running from the rain Thousands on the run 1030 01:09:51,635 --> 01:09:55,003 Making like the rich Heading for the fun 1031 01:09:56,341 --> 01:09:59,879 This is a band house, which basically means that... 1032 01:10:00,079 --> 01:10:04,518 touring bands stay here 'cause it's cheaper than putting 'em up at hotels. 1033 01:10:04,718 --> 01:10:08,990 I get free room and board to look after the place and cook the odd meal. 1034 01:10:09,190 --> 01:10:12,695 - I'm a student, so it's a pretty good deal for me. - That's great. 1035 01:10:12,895 --> 01:10:15,031 So, Mulligan called. 1036 01:10:15,231 --> 01:10:19,603 We got third billing, 30,000 people. It's a huge gig. 1037 01:10:19,803 --> 01:10:22,873 - Uh, when? - Three weeks. 1038 01:10:23,073 --> 01:10:25,710 Okay, so we do some of the new shit. What about Pipe and John? 1039 01:10:25,910 --> 01:10:30,249 Thirty thousand fucking people. We slap them into shape. That's 60,000 pairs of ears. 1040 01:10:30,449 --> 01:10:33,620 No, it's 30,000 pairs of ears, Mr. Fucking Accounting. 1041 01:10:33,820 --> 01:10:36,590 Hey, you guys. Check this out, man. 1042 01:10:36,790 --> 01:10:40,027 Hey, baby. Hey, sweetie. You gotta check this one out, man. 1043 01:10:40,227 --> 01:10:43,631 No, no, no, this is mine! It's the John Oxenberger bible. 1044 01:10:43,831 --> 01:10:47,169 - You have no sense of privacy. - Reverend Pipeftter is gonna do the sermon. 1045 01:10:47,369 --> 01:10:49,305 Listen to this. Get off of my shoulder. 1046 01:10:49,505 --> 01:10:51,975 "J-J-Joe has informed me... 1047 01:10:52,175 --> 01:10:56,246 that m-my journal has been deemed a threat to the band. 1048 01:10:56,446 --> 01:11:00,552 Well, fuck that. What the hell has h-h-happened to us anyway?" 1049 01:11:00,752 --> 01:11:03,455 Anyway, listen to this. 'All week we went through these motions, 1050 01:11:03,655 --> 01:11:06,993 just holding our breath in case someone whispers a secret... 1051 01:11:07,193 --> 01:11:09,028 too soft to hear. 1052 01:11:09,228 --> 01:11:11,465 Well, I held my breath long enough. 1053 01:11:11,665 --> 01:11:14,568 I heard the secret and I realized... 1054 01:11:14,768 --> 01:11:19,741 that I really came on this tour because I can be honest with these guys and nobody else." 1055 01:11:19,941 --> 01:11:22,411 There's more. Wait. 1056 01:11:22,611 --> 01:11:25,280 "I came back because when I'm at home, I have to take these pills." 1057 01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:27,784 No shit. The guy's a looney. Oh, here's a pill. 1058 01:11:27,984 --> 01:11:30,620 Would you fuck off. "I have to lie to everyone. 1059 01:11:30,820 --> 01:11:33,924 I lie to Celine. I lie to myself. I lie to everyone else. 1060 01:11:34,124 --> 01:11:37,996 I have to get up every day and tell this lie every day about being normal. 1061 01:11:38,196 --> 01:11:41,868 And before the reunion came up, I was scared I'd wake up one day... 1062 01:11:42,068 --> 01:11:44,070 and believe that lie for the rest of my life. 1063 01:11:44,270 --> 01:11:47,608 Makes me wonder what lies the other guys are believing." 1064 01:11:47,808 --> 01:11:50,868 Is that hilarious or what? 1065 01:11:52,212 --> 01:11:54,807 You guys aren't laughing. Oh, shit. 1066 01:11:58,387 --> 01:12:01,257 W-W-Well, this s-s-settles one thing. 1067 01:12:01,457 --> 01:12:04,394 I-I-I never knew... 1068 01:12:04,594 --> 01:12:07,256 i-i-if you could read or not. 1069 01:12:09,100 --> 01:12:12,536 I'm sorry, man. Look, I'm... Oh, fuck. 1070 01:12:13,739 --> 01:12:15,541 911. 1071 01:12:15,741 --> 01:12:18,912 You hurt his fucking feelings. You're so fucking stupid. 1072 01:12:19,112 --> 01:12:21,342 You loved it. 1073 01:12:22,882 --> 01:12:26,854 - Well, it was a little funny. - I know. No shit, eh? 1074 01:12:27,054 --> 01:12:30,158 Would you give it a fucking break? Give that camera a fucking break. 1075 01:12:30,358 --> 01:12:32,127 Why don't you guys all fuck off. 1076 01:12:32,327 --> 01:12:36,466 Jesus Christ. I mean, who do you think you are anyway, Bruce? 1077 01:12:36,666 --> 01:12:38,634 Bruce, who do you think you are? 1078 01:12:38,834 --> 01:12:43,772 I've seen your movies. You seen his movies? What is it? Roadkill and Highway 68. 1079 01:12:45,243 --> 01:12:47,212 Come on. Give me a break. 1080 01:12:47,412 --> 01:12:50,416 I mean, hey, hey, look. Hey, man. Look, I'm talkin' to you. 1081 01:12:50,616 --> 01:12:53,419 We've been through shit and we've been through hell and back, 1082 01:12:53,619 --> 01:12:56,890 and we know what it's like, and we still survived. 1083 01:12:57,090 --> 01:12:58,558 'Cause we're a fucking band, aren't we? We're a fucking band, man. 1084 01:12:58,758 --> 01:13:00,827 'Cause we're a fucking band, aren't we? We're a fucking band, man. 1085 01:13:01,027 --> 01:13:03,163 And you wanna know something else? 1086 01:13:03,363 --> 01:13:06,167 I bet you we're gonna be here a lot longer than you will. 1087 01:13:06,367 --> 01:13:11,807 And I bet you any money your videos are probably on sale at Payless for 99 cents. 1088 01:13:12,007 --> 01:13:13,776 There you go, blow. 1089 01:13:13,976 --> 01:13:16,713 Can we get some eggs here? This beer is so fuckin' fiat. 1090 01:13:16,913 --> 01:13:19,905 - It's from last night. I opened it last night. - It's urine. 1091 01:13:24,588 --> 01:13:27,023 You pissed in my beer? 1092 01:13:35,635 --> 01:13:37,900 There you go. 1093 01:13:39,273 --> 01:13:41,867 John's... book. 1094 01:13:45,980 --> 01:13:48,313 Words come and go, 1095 01:13:52,188 --> 01:13:54,623 but pictures never die. 1096 01:14:01,399 --> 01:14:04,003 You know, it's like when you spend so much time with it, 1097 01:14:04,203 --> 01:14:06,171 it's like it is family, so... 1098 01:14:06,371 --> 01:14:08,474 Like that's... 1099 01:14:08,674 --> 01:14:11,811 H.C.L.F., the Hard Core Logo family. 1100 01:14:12,011 --> 01:14:15,750 We laugh our fucking heads off, or there's just a lot of fucking tension. 1101 01:14:15,950 --> 01:14:19,621 And that seems to work. And that's what real life is. 1102 01:14:19,821 --> 01:14:23,558 It's like a marriage. You get along, and fights are a drag, but they happen. 1103 01:14:23,758 --> 01:14:25,561 It's like your brother or your sister. 1104 01:14:25,761 --> 01:14:28,631 You like them. You love them. But you never tell 'em that. 1105 01:14:28,831 --> 01:14:32,436 You just give 'em shit for the rest of their life. Always pick out their bad points. 1106 01:14:32,636 --> 01:14:34,939 - That's all they do. - I marry the music. 1107 01:14:35,139 --> 01:14:40,212 I marry the percussion and the electrical sound, 1108 01:14:40,412 --> 01:14:43,683 so I'm kind of like the mother of the band. 1109 01:14:43,883 --> 01:14:46,420 Certain things that fall into place at different times... 1110 01:14:46,620 --> 01:14:50,858 where, you know, maybe it was John taking care of everybody for a while... 1111 01:14:51,058 --> 01:14:53,390 or maybe it was Pipe. 1112 01:14:55,129 --> 01:14:57,399 Sometimes it's Joe, and then it all sort of switches around. 1113 01:14:57,599 --> 01:14:59,968 Someone's always falling down and other people are pickin' 'em up. 1114 01:15:00,168 --> 01:15:02,639 - We helped him out. He's doing a lot better. - The band's a family. 1115 01:15:02,839 --> 01:15:05,275 The guy's getting so much press, he's going to fucking L.A. 1116 01:15:05,475 --> 01:15:07,341 In a way. 1117 01:15:08,879 --> 01:15:11,473 Fix the bridge and it'll be perfect. 1118 01:15:13,285 --> 01:15:15,887 So, is it true you guys faked the benefit? 1119 01:15:16,087 --> 01:15:18,725 - What are you talking about? - A friend of mine just called from Vancouver. 1120 01:15:18,925 --> 01:15:21,360 Said Bucky Haight was never shot. 1121 01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:25,032 - He's saying a lot of people are really pissed off. - Like who? 1122 01:15:25,232 --> 01:15:27,669 We just saw Bucky. He's in a wheelchair. 1123 01:15:27,869 --> 01:15:30,371 Well, I'm just saying I heard he's not. 1124 01:15:30,571 --> 01:15:32,608 The guy showed us his stump, Victoria. 1125 01:15:32,808 --> 01:15:35,578 You ever see a guy's stump? The guy's like, 1126 01:15:35,778 --> 01:15:38,615 "Come on, man. I want to show you how it feels. 1127 01:15:38,815 --> 01:15:41,443 Touch it. Touch my stump." 1128 01:15:42,919 --> 01:15:45,089 Disgusting! 1129 01:15:45,289 --> 01:15:48,025 So don't tell me that Bucky Haight wasn't shot. 1130 01:15:48,225 --> 01:15:51,230 'Cause we were there. We touched his stump. 1131 01:15:51,430 --> 01:15:53,455 Okay? 1132 01:15:54,867 --> 01:15:57,859 - Okay. - Okay, now beat it. 1133 01:16:01,342 --> 01:16:04,506 Oh! That was very clever. 1134 01:16:11,053 --> 01:16:13,656 You're walking along the street 1135 01:16:13,856 --> 01:16:16,260 Or you're at a party 1136 01:16:16,460 --> 01:16:18,829 Or else you're alone and then 1137 01:16:19,029 --> 01:16:21,566 You suddenly dig 1138 01:16:21,766 --> 01:16:24,469 You're looking in someone's eyes 1139 01:16:24,669 --> 01:16:27,439 You suddenly realize 1140 01:16:27,639 --> 01:16:32,145 That this could be the start of something big 1141 01:16:32,345 --> 01:16:34,881 You're lunching at Twenty-One 1142 01:16:38,652 --> 01:16:41,824 That was the Hard Cores with "Who the Hell Do You Think You Are?" 1143 01:16:42,024 --> 01:16:46,062 And we have live in the studio with us today, lead guitarist Billy Tallent. 1144 01:16:46,262 --> 01:16:48,498 Billy, welcome to "Deadmenton." 1145 01:16:48,698 --> 01:16:53,470 Canadian capital of rock and roll worship. 1146 01:16:53,670 --> 01:16:56,708 Terry, glad to be here. 1147 01:16:56,908 --> 01:16:59,644 All right, all right, all right. 1148 01:16:59,844 --> 01:17:03,082 We got the Hard Cores back together. You're wrapping up the tour now. 1149 01:17:03,282 --> 01:17:05,685 Last night here in Edmonton. You gotta feel great. 1150 01:17:05,885 --> 01:17:08,322 Yeah, we had a couple of good gigs, some wild nights. 1151 01:17:08,522 --> 01:17:13,127 I'm glad people remember us, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 1152 01:17:13,327 --> 01:17:16,464 All right. Well, let's talk about the Toronto gig you got coming up. 1153 01:17:16,664 --> 01:17:20,169 Big thing. You're looking for 30,000 some-odd people. That sounds really exciting. 1154 01:17:20,369 --> 01:17:24,174 I notice you got a little film crew here today with you. A lot of things going on. 1155 01:17:24,374 --> 01:17:28,679 Is there a video or a possible... another tour coming up? 1156 01:17:28,879 --> 01:17:32,683 Or something on those lines? You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna cut to... 1157 01:17:32,883 --> 01:17:34,686 We're gonna cut to a little song here. 1158 01:17:34,886 --> 01:17:37,522 "Ten Buck Fuck" by Hard Core Logo. 1159 01:17:37,722 --> 01:17:41,127 Thank you. That just came in five minutes ago. 1160 01:17:41,327 --> 01:17:43,563 - Billy, you've been holding out on me, man. - No, I haven't. 1161 01:17:43,763 --> 01:17:46,567 It came in five minutes ago. I haven't told Joe. I haven't told anybody. 1162 01:17:46,767 --> 01:17:49,104 You're playing with Jenifur. You're playing with Jenifur! 1163 01:17:49,304 --> 01:17:53,008 That's like the big time, man. That's like the big time! This is great. 1164 01:17:53,208 --> 01:17:56,379 We'll do a live on-air interview. We'll talk about this right now. 1165 01:17:56,579 --> 01:18:00,250 This'll be like an excellent kind of thing. This will be totally cool. 1166 01:18:00,450 --> 01:18:03,220 No, nothing on the air. I don't want you to tell anybody. 1167 01:18:03,420 --> 01:18:07,759 What do you mean? You don't want me to talk about this on the air? 1168 01:18:07,959 --> 01:18:10,120 No. Hang on. 1169 01:18:12,464 --> 01:18:15,368 - You didn't hear that, right? - We're cool. 1170 01:18:15,568 --> 01:18:17,370 - You're cool? - Yeah. 1171 01:18:17,570 --> 01:18:19,706 - Okay. - We're cool, Billy boy. 1172 01:18:19,906 --> 01:18:22,043 Just wait. We'll show you just how cool we are. 1173 01:18:22,243 --> 01:18:24,211 - How much time? - About 40 seconds. 1174 01:18:24,411 --> 01:18:27,115 Look, I'm gonna have to cut out 'cause I have nothing to say. 1175 01:18:27,315 --> 01:18:29,651 - I can't talk to you about any of this. - What do you mean? 1176 01:18:29,851 --> 01:18:31,654 - You gotta go? - Yeah. 1177 01:18:31,854 --> 01:18:34,624 - I'll see you at the gig tonight, right? - Well, yeah... 1178 01:18:34,824 --> 01:18:37,494 - You're on the list. - All right. Great. 1179 01:18:37,694 --> 01:18:40,331 - Hey, can I still get that plus one... - No! 1180 01:18:40,531 --> 01:18:43,134 Your friends are dinks, Terry. 1181 01:18:43,334 --> 01:18:47,640 - I'm just kidding. - All right, man. You and me, Billy. 1182 01:18:47,840 --> 01:18:51,210 There's ten rules of the Great Rock and Roll Swindle. 1183 01:18:51,410 --> 01:18:55,649 You establish the name, in our case again. 1184 01:18:55,849 --> 01:18:58,186 You become the world's greatest tourist attraction. 1185 01:18:58,386 --> 01:19:04,159 You fucking get as much money from the record company as you... mmm... possibly can. 1186 01:19:04,359 --> 01:19:09,299 You find a guitar player that's committed, honest, trustworthy. 1187 01:19:09,499 --> 01:19:12,161 How was the fucking interview, William? 1188 01:19:15,639 --> 01:19:17,800 How was the interview, William? 1189 01:19:19,444 --> 01:19:22,481 You, uh... 1190 01:19:22,681 --> 01:19:26,352 So you and Billy are doing a new album as well? 1191 01:19:26,552 --> 01:19:29,852 Why do you ask, Bruce? Do you want to do our video? 1192 01:19:31,258 --> 01:19:33,560 Well, actually, I was just gonna ask you... 1193 01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:35,563 how you feel about Billy leaving the band. 1194 01:19:35,763 --> 01:19:37,632 What the fuck are you talking about? 1195 01:19:37,832 --> 01:19:43,430 How do you feel about Billy leaving Hard Core Logo? 1196 01:19:51,382 --> 01:19:54,318 Rock and roll is fat and ugly 1197 01:19:54,518 --> 01:19:56,455 Rock and roll is fat and ugly 1198 01:19:56,655 --> 01:19:58,857 Rock and roll is fat and ugly 1199 01:19:59,057 --> 01:20:00,794 Rock and roll is fat and ugly 1200 01:20:00,994 --> 01:20:03,496 Take me out of this frozen season 1201 01:20:03,696 --> 01:20:05,733 Send me down for a holiday 1202 01:20:05,933 --> 01:20:08,903 I'll spend some time down in Costa Rica 1203 01:20:09,103 --> 01:20:11,006 I just can't wait to get away 1204 01:20:11,206 --> 01:20:13,308 Permeate 1205 01:20:13,508 --> 01:20:16,112 Till you're right here 1206 01:20:16,312 --> 01:20:18,281 Permeate 1207 01:20:18,481 --> 01:20:21,885 'Cause I think I'm leaving 1208 01:20:22,085 --> 01:20:25,956 She was so good to me She's always there through every day 1209 01:20:26,156 --> 01:20:31,060 She's been so fine to me She's always there through every day 1210 01:20:54,324 --> 01:20:57,193 Who the hell you think you are 1211 01:20:57,393 --> 01:21:00,297 Call your wife a fucking bitch 1212 01:21:00,497 --> 01:21:02,299 Who the hell you think you are 1213 01:21:02,499 --> 01:21:04,402 Watch her leave 'cause she hates your guts 1214 01:21:04,602 --> 01:21:06,571 Who the hell you think you are 1215 01:21:06,771 --> 01:21:08,875 Thank you very, very, very much 1216 01:21:09,075 --> 01:21:11,444 Who the hell you think you are 1217 01:21:11,644 --> 01:21:14,281 Yeah, but what do you do, man? 1218 01:21:14,481 --> 01:21:16,850 You get beat up and... 1219 01:21:17,050 --> 01:21:19,287 your heart's crushed in and you get let down... 1220 01:21:19,487 --> 01:21:23,753 by a person or a place or something you trusted. 1221 01:21:24,827 --> 01:21:26,852 Or you put up a fight... 1222 01:21:28,230 --> 01:21:30,834 till what's lost is found. 1223 01:21:31,034 --> 01:21:32,968 Yeah! 1224 01:21:34,839 --> 01:21:37,141 And you get knocked down and you get beat up 1225 01:21:37,341 --> 01:21:39,878 And you reach for the bullet 1226 01:21:40,078 --> 01:21:43,682 And you wait around and around and around 1227 01:21:43,882 --> 01:21:47,453 For whatever it is, man that got you busted 1228 01:21:47,653 --> 01:21:49,889 To get inside 1229 01:21:50,089 --> 01:21:53,327 To hit the ground 1230 01:21:53,527 --> 01:21:57,732 Well, there'll be no peace There'll be no fight 1231 01:21:57,932 --> 01:22:03,030 - 'Cause someone's gonna die tonight - Hey! Hey! 1232 01:22:04,306 --> 01:22:07,711 There ain't no point in running around 1233 01:22:07,911 --> 01:22:10,881 - When someone's gonna - Hey! Hey! 1234 01:22:11,081 --> 01:22:13,016 Die tonight 1235 01:22:22,629 --> 01:22:24,563 Oooh! 1236 01:22:25,799 --> 01:22:28,202 This has been a very special evening. 1237 01:22:28,402 --> 01:22:33,175 Not only is this the end of our hugely successful reunion tour, 1238 01:22:33,375 --> 01:22:37,106 it's also the end of Billy Tallent's fucking life. 1239 01:22:40,316 --> 01:22:44,421 Skins ripped off my palms. 1240 01:22:44,621 --> 01:22:48,126 I was dry, but now I'm wet. 1241 01:22:48,326 --> 01:22:52,330 Now I'm everywhere. 1242 01:22:52,530 --> 01:22:54,600 Bars off the window. 1243 01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:57,291 No more music. No more... 1244 01:23:00,240 --> 01:23:03,778 Off with their... Off with their heads. 1245 01:23:03,978 --> 01:23:06,814 Throw them to the lions. Feed them to the dead. 1246 01:23:07,014 --> 01:23:09,451 Burn them at the stake. 1247 01:23:09,651 --> 01:23:12,121 Stake to the heart. 1248 01:23:12,321 --> 01:23:15,358 Undead fucking on the bedrock. 1249 01:23:15,558 --> 01:23:18,628 Of evil cowboy mouth... 1250 01:23:18,828 --> 01:23:21,699 bit the head off a zit. 1251 01:23:21,899 --> 01:23:25,637 Lobster man saves rock and roll, rock and roll. 1252 01:23:25,837 --> 01:23:31,110 Gave his own life to the soul. 1253 01:23:31,310 --> 01:23:34,047 No control. 1254 01:23:34,247 --> 01:23:36,182 No control. 1255 01:23:38,218 --> 01:23:40,186 No control. 1256 01:23:41,422 --> 01:23:43,356 No control. 1257 01:23:46,128 --> 01:23:49,398 And in the end, it's love. 1258 01:23:49,598 --> 01:23:51,768 And in the end, it's love. 1259 01:23:51,968 --> 01:23:55,205 And in the end, it's love. 1260 01:23:55,405 --> 01:23:59,711 And in the end, it's love. 1261 01:23:59,911 --> 01:24:02,815 And in the end, it's love. 1262 01:24:03,015 --> 01:24:06,318 And in the end, it's love. 1263 01:24:06,518 --> 01:24:09,255 And in the end, it's love. 1264 01:24:09,455 --> 01:24:12,727 And in the end, it's love. 1265 01:24:12,927 --> 01:24:16,230 And in the end, it's love. 1266 01:24:16,430 --> 01:24:19,267 And in the end, it's love. 1267 01:24:19,467 --> 01:24:22,739 And in the end, it's love. 1268 01:24:22,939 --> 01:24:26,442 And in the end, it's love. 1269 01:24:26,642 --> 01:24:29,380 And in the end, it's love. 1270 01:24:29,580 --> 01:24:33,718 And in the end, it's love. 1271 01:24:33,918 --> 01:24:36,121 And in the end, it's love. 1272 01:24:36,321 --> 01:24:39,058 And in the end... 1273 01:24:39,258 --> 01:24:41,852 Thank you very much, Edmonton. Good night. 1274 01:25:37,427 --> 01:25:39,952 We're good. 1275 01:25:42,066 --> 01:25:44,000 We're buddies. 1276 01:25:45,302 --> 01:25:47,897 - End of the tour. - End of the tour. 1277 01:25:49,207 --> 01:25:51,801 Did you have a good time? 1278 01:25:54,580 --> 01:25:56,616 Yeah. 1279 01:25:56,816 --> 01:25:59,615 You got everything you needed, right? 1280 01:26:00,821 --> 01:26:03,757 One more shot. I thought it was excellent. 1281 01:26:10,766 --> 01:26:13,759 What is it? One more shot, and salud? 1282 01:26:20,278 --> 01:26:22,847 Jesus! Oh, Jesus! Was that for real? 1283 01:26:23,047 --> 01:26:26,552 - Christ! - Someone call an ambulance! 1284 01:26:26,752 --> 01:26:29,017 Someone call an ambulance! 1285 01:28:22,723 --> 01:28:25,693 Well, we've been to London and we've been to L.A. 1286 01:28:25,893 --> 01:28:28,162 Spain, New Zealand and the U.S.A. 1287 01:28:28,362 --> 01:28:30,533 Europe, Japan and Pago Pago 1288 01:28:30,733 --> 01:28:33,235 Canada, Siam, Oz and Kamoto 1289 01:28:33,435 --> 01:28:35,705 The kids all come from miles around 1290 01:28:35,905 --> 01:28:38,375 The party gets started when the sun goes down 1291 01:28:38,575 --> 01:28:42,079 And Holiday Inn's the only home I know 1292 01:28:42,279 --> 01:28:45,817 I know, I know, I know 1293 01:28:46,017 --> 01:28:51,190 Rock and roll's the life 'cause we got the power, baby 1294 01:28:51,390 --> 01:28:56,263 Cruising down the highway at 500 miles an hour, baby 1295 01:28:56,463 --> 01:28:59,099 We got a fuel-injected tour bus Man, it really flies 1296 01:28:59,299 --> 01:29:01,703 With a videotape deck inside 1297 01:29:01,903 --> 01:29:04,306 Let's go rock and roll Everybody, come on 1298 01:29:04,506 --> 01:29:07,908 Let's go rock and roll Everybody, come on now 1299 01:29:09,745 --> 01:29:12,082 Touring, touring is never boring 1300 01:29:12,282 --> 01:29:14,585 Touring, touring is never boring 1301 01:29:14,785 --> 01:29:17,355 Touring, touring is never boring 1302 01:29:17,555 --> 01:29:19,824 Touring, touring Oh, baby 1303 01:29:20,024 --> 01:29:22,361 Touring 1304 01:29:22,561 --> 01:29:25,164 Especially with your favorite girl 1305 01:29:25,364 --> 01:29:28,335 Touring, touring all around the world 1306 01:29:32,640 --> 01:29:35,042 Well, we've been around this great big world 1307 01:29:35,242 --> 01:29:37,746 And we've met all kinds of guys and girls 1308 01:29:37,946 --> 01:29:40,349 From Kamoto Islands to Rockaway Beach 1309 01:29:40,549 --> 01:29:43,052 No, it's not hard not far to reach 1310 01:29:43,252 --> 01:29:45,655 American girls knock me out ya know 1311 01:29:45,855 --> 01:29:48,359 Fast cars, cold beer and rock and roll 1312 01:29:48,559 --> 01:29:51,929 America is the only home I know 1313 01:29:52,129 --> 01:29:55,934 I know, I know, I know 1314 01:29:56,134 --> 01:29:58,504 Let's go, let's go let's go, let's go 1315 01:29:58,704 --> 01:30:01,173 Five hundred miles to Mexico 1316 01:30:01,373 --> 01:30:03,677 Let's go, let's go let's go, let's go 1317 01:30:03,877 --> 01:30:06,346 Two hundred miles to Tokyo 1318 01:30:06,546 --> 01:30:08,850 Let's go Let's go 1319 01:30:09,050 --> 01:30:15,758 Let's go Let's go 1320 01:30:15,958 --> 01:30:18,060 Drive, drive, drive the night away 1321 01:30:18,260 --> 01:30:20,830 Straight on through to the break of day 1322 01:30:21,030 --> 01:30:23,299 Drive, drive, drive the night away 1323 01:30:23,499 --> 01:30:26,103 Well, it's in your blood it's in your blood 1324 01:30:26,303 --> 01:30:28,606 Touring, touring is never boring 1325 01:30:28,806 --> 01:30:31,076 Touring, touring is never boring 1326 01:30:31,276 --> 01:30:33,779 Touring, touring is never boring 1327 01:30:33,979 --> 01:30:36,349 Touring, touring Oh, baby 1328 01:30:36,549 --> 01:30:38,818 Touring 1329 01:30:39,018 --> 01:30:41,455 Especially with your favorite girl now 1330 01:30:41,655 --> 01:30:44,024 Touring, touring all around, yeah 1331 01:30:44,224 --> 01:30:46,795 Touring, touring all around the world 1332 01:30:46,995 --> 01:30:49,264 Touring, touring all around, yeah 1333 01:30:49,464 --> 01:30:56,064 Touring, touring all around the world100293