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- The English woman! Naked again! -Shameless bitch!

The Danish Government...

...wishing to further its good relations with Greece...

...has declared Greenland, its North Pole Colony...

...open for Greek immigrants.

For further details, contact your local authorities.

- Are you absolutely sure? -1 swear to God, Corporal!

Everybody, come with me.

Let me!

Hello?...Rhodes?

Yes...Is that you, Sergeant?

Well, listen...about half an hour ago...

Where?

Over Ka ros?

Listen. No passenger planes fly over Karos.

O.K. We'll send out the routine signal to all regional airports.

What?...Impossible?

Imagination? How come?

It's not my fault... I'm sorry, Colonel.

My respects.

- Clot!...You saw it falling! -1 did, I swear!

Shut up! You got me into trouble!

Dare to mention this again and I'll put you in jail! You hear?

That goes for you too, old man! Beat it now! All of you!

We missed the opportunity to become headline news!

What can you do?

It won't break, damn it!

But I'll fix it! You just wait!

You think it's full of gold?

See how heavy it is? What do you think is in it? Air?

Jesus, Mary and Joseph!... And how did it get here?

Must have been buried for years and the earth threw it up.

- What do we do? -We'll take it home.

- It's heavy. -We'll take it easy.

If we can't make tonight, we'll hide it till tomorrow night.

What is it?

That dentist! He killed me with his machine!

Damn! I cut my hand!

I've had it.

It's getting light.

Fetch some stones to cover it up till tonight.

What are you doing?

Marking the spot.

Tourists! Tourists are coming!

Anything you wish, he says!

Why are you staring like that?

Seen another ghost, Manolios?

Just try any more stories and see what happens to you!

Isaid nothing...did I?

Get lost! You bring me bad luck!

Sit down!

Talk...Eat...

Good evening! Hello!

Never mind.

Leave that! It's getting dark!

Come here, doggie!

What was it?

Some boys, down in the sea... having fun.

Rocks or no rocks, they've bought half the island.

We must get organized...

More ships keep coming... Our luck has turned...

"OUR LUCK HAS TURNED", SAYS THE MAYOR OF KAROS

Find out all you can about Karos. At once.

Well done! Bravo!

You mean, there isn't one person here...

...who can give me the simplest facts about Karos?

The foreigners opened our eyes!

What? Hotels?

Of course we have! Plenty!

Watch it, guys!

Guys, ancient stuff!

Greek Archaelogy Department.

- A great machine, eh doctor? -Expensive too!

It has a diamond at the end. It'll go through steel.

- Open. -Open your mouth, woman!

Let's go and watch the tourists!

Good morning... You are a stranger? Tourist?

Ten drachmas. The lot!

Open up!

- What's that? -Wait and see.

You think it's all like that? Solid?

It must be nearer the centre. I'll open a whole...here...

Take the baby out of the way.

Alright...don't shout!

And you'd better eat now. The food is getting cold.

Scram!

There!

I'm thirsty...Bring me water.

Leave it there.

That's all.

All that work! Damn!

- What are those things? -How the hell should I know?

Are they worth anything?

Never saw their likes before.

Better get rid of them. I don't want any trouble.

I'm furious! I never want to see the damn thing again!

Let me catch my breath, and we'll get rid of it!

And the bottle as well!

- We keep a couple for the baby? -No!

Put them back into the box and cover it up.

Get down!

You want us all to be drinking dirty water?

Look!

Throw the sack away, quickly!

He's much obliged...

You didn't get them?

Give me Attika 0004! At once!

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