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Oh, don't put Batman
in the clam of death, Riddler.
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That's just gonna make him mad.
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God, you're stupid.
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Fez, for the last time,
the Riddler can't hear you.
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Riddle me this, Riddler.
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When Batman escapes
from the clam of death...
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who will kick your riddle-telling ass in?
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Hey, Fez. Riddle me this.
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Then riddle me this.
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Oh, but, Fez,
only if you riddle me this.
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Ow!
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Riddle me this,
you son of a bitch!
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- Oh, my God! Guess what!
- Stop! Fez!
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This could be important!
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You guys, the Roller Disco Doo-dah
is coming to Kenosha next Friday!
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Oh, my God! Guess what!
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See, now, that's the kind of thing the judges
really frown upon during competition, Steven.
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Excuse me?
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We're gonna be partners!
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Skating partners.
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Hey, how about instead, you hit me in
the face with a wrench, and I black out?
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Steven...
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this is not just a last chance
at roller disco.
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It's a last chance at love...
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our love.
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Now, will you or will you not
skate with me?
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I would, Jackie...
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but seeing you there
in your cute little skating outfit...
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with all your tassels and sequins...
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I might be tempted to...
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push you down a flight of stairs.
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All right.
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Jackie, what do you say...
you and me, roller disco?
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I mean, we used to have some good moves,
you know, like, when we did it...
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so it would be like that...
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except for with lights and skates.
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Okay. Um, first of all,
you make me sick. Okay?
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Second, you're lame,
and you make me sick.
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Third, you make me sick,
and any one of these guys...
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would be a better partner
than you, even Fez.
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Really? Then I am in.
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Um, no, I didn't really mean it, Fez.
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Oh, then I am out.
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Damn it. Let me in.
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So, who will Jackie choose
as her roller disco partner?
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Who, who, who?
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No freakin' way.
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Hmm, how very sad.
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No one to disco with.
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Now, where did I leave
my potato chips?
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Oh, there they are.
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Look at that.
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I left my soda back
in the other side of the room!
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Refreshing.
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God, my arm is sore!
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Wow, Fez!
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Oh, come on, Jackie!
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You're gonna pick him
over me?
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All right. Watch this.
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Jackie, I'm just
a roller disco machine...
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and I don't work
for nobody but you.
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Okay. Okay, fine.
We'll be partners.
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But hear me now.
I want first prize.
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If I lose and some stupid,
spoiled rich girl wins...
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I'll scream.
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I am really hurt!
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- Hi, sweetie. How was work?
- Oh, pretty good...
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except for the fact that Dad's getting sued
for firing a Price Mart employee.
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Okay. Well, good.
Have a cupcake.
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Mom, did you hear what I said?
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Uh-huh, and it's just so very unpleasant,
I'm ignoring it.
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So, have a cupcake.
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Earl is suing Dad
for wrongful termination.
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Earl? He didn't do his job.
He was always late.
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He was a complete dumb-ass...
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person.
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Mom, you said "ass."
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Well, now so did you.
Give me back the cupcake, foul mouth.
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I can't even imagine the mood
your father's in.
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Actually, he doesn't know yet.
I got the news after he left.
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God, Dad is gonna freak.
I don't know how we're gonna tell him.
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- Tell me what?
- That, uh...
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Mom said the "ass" word.
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Well, now...
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actually, um...
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Red, um...
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You know, Mom,
I got this one.
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Okay, uh, everyone here who's not being sued
by Earl for wrongful termination...
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raise their hand.
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I don't get Jackie, man.
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I mean, picking Fez
over me? Me?
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I have the three things
that women want.
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I'm-I'm hot, and I'm smart.
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That's two things, moron.
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No, it's three.
I count hot twice.
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I mean, come on.
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Kelso, who cares?
It's a stupid roller disco thing.
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Yeah, I guess you're right.
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It's silly for me to be jealous.
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- You're a good friend, Donna.
- Yeah.
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'Cause when you think about it, I mean,
what does Fez have going for him...
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except an incredibly sexy accent
and an extremely hot body?
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Okay. Now you're being
a bad friend, Donna.
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I mean, come to think of it,
if Fez helps Jackie win a roller disco...
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she might rip his clothes off and have
sex with him right there on the rink.
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That's how hot he is.
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Bad friend, Donna! Bad!
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Oh, look at this guy's complaint.
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"Red Forman was habitually ill-tempered."
Am I ill-tempered?
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No, sir.
You're like Mary Poppins.
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Okay, honey. Well, it says here
you have to go to the labor board.
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You know what, Red Forman,
you have to go in there and defend yourself.
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I'll defend myself.
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I'll go in there,
and I'll tell those morons...
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that they're wasting my time
with this stupid crap!
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Or...
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you could control your temper.
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No offense, Mom, but what's plan "B"?
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Hey, shut it, pal.
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Okay, now, see, that's the kind of thing
that's gonna get you in trouble.
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Now, when... when I get
really angry, I just...
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I laugh it off... like this.
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- See?
- Oh, geez, Kitty. That'll never work.
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That's dumb.
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Oh, my God. I think
Jackie and Fez are next.
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Look! There they are!
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Hey! The next contestants
are cheaters.
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The brown guy is a robot.
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- Robot? Shut up.
- Ladies and gentleman...
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welcome to the rinkour last contestants of the evening...
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from Point Place, Wisconsin,Jackie Burkhart and, uh...
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Jackie Burkhart's partner!
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Boo!
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This is so cool.
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- Oh, my God. They're amazing!
- Oh, did you see that? Fez just tripped.
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- No, he didn't.
- The foreign guy tripped. That's a deduction right there.
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You're gonna lose!
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Kelso, shut up.
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That's it.
They're doing too well.
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What the hell is that?
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- It's my secret weapon.
- A marble?
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Yep. I'm gonna chuck it
out there so they trip.
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You moron, it's one marble.
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- Give me that. Give me that.
- No! No!
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Boo! Boo!
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- Boo!
- Whoo!
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Oh, no.
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They were good.
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I swallowed my marble.
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Boo!
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- Oh, my God. You guys were so great.
- I know. I know.
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And even when I almost tripped,
my natural grace totally saved us.
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Well, I saw plenty of mistakes out there,
especially from Fez.
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Shut your hole.
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Here come the scores.
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And the winner of Kenosha'sAnnual Roller Disco Doo-dah is...
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- Jackie Burkhart and...
- Oh, my God!
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- friend.
- Fix! Fix!
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I can't believe it!
I'm so sorry I doubted you.
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You... You are my hero...
my... my hunky, sexy, foreign skating hero!
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And you are my... my spoiled,
whiny skating princess.
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Oh, Fez, thank you!
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- Yea, champagne! Yea!
- Yea!
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- Yea!
- Get off me.
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Kelso, you booed us
the entire time.
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What? No!
That was some rude guy.
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So I popped him one,
and then I was goin', "Ooh,"
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because I hurt my hand
when I popped the rude guy.
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So... you're welcome.
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You wanna kiss it?
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Let's go, Fez.
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Hmm. Come on, Kelso.
Look at the bright side.
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What's the bright side?
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The bright side is
there isn't one.
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Fez has Jackie, and you have
to squeeze out that marble.
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Now, Mr. Forman, at any point
did you ever berate Earl Arthur...
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by calling himany of the following names:
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Candy-ass...
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dumb-ass, lazy-ass...
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Uh, it... it just goes on like that.
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Well, that sounds like just
good-natured ribbin' to me.
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Doesn't sound that way to me.
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Are you callin' me a liar?
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'Cause it's funny if ya are.
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Well, you know, Eric worked
with him too. Eric, tell him about Earl.
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Actually, I'd be more interested in hearing
what Eric thinks about working with you. Eric?
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No. No, no, no, no.
I'm-I'm here...
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just to answer questions
about Earl... old, dumb Earl.
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So, you know, you fire away
with the Earl questions.
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I think we know
all we need to know about Earl.
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Oh, then good. I'll just
step out then. Good.
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- This was good.
- No, no, no, no. Eric, just a few more questions.
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Is your father ever
unnecessarily angry?
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Unnecessarily angry.
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Well... you know,
what does "unnecessarily" mean really?
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I mean, my sister likes
to put salt on roast beef...
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but I think it's unnecessary.
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I mean, why cover up the flavor
of such a delicious meat?
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Just answer the question,
dumb-ass!
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I mean...Good work, Son.
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Oh, my God.
I love champagne!
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Yes. Was it any good?
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Great. Just great.
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Hey, Fez,
I just made up a poem.
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- Do you want to hear it?
- Okay.
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There once was
a guy named Fez...
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who had a really cute butt.
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Ta-da!
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Well, I have to say
I don't hate it.
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Hey... Psst...
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Fezzie...
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do you want to know a secret?
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If you try to kiss me right now...
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I probably wouldn't stop you.
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In fact...
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I'd probably let you
do more than that.
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- Fez...
- Huh!
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Good God, man. Don't do it.
She is drunk.
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But, Batman, she is so hot.
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But she's drunk.
There is no honor in this.
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Ah, screw honor.
Take her pants off.
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Ay!
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Riddler, nefarious fiend.
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Don't do it, Fez.
It's a trap.
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Riddle me this, Fez. Why would Jackie ask you
to make out with her if she didn't want you to?
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Seriously, he makes
an excellent point.
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It's the dastardly
alcohol talking.
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If you and Jackie get together,
you want it to be real, not like this.
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Honestly, I was
rooting for you...
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but imaginary Batman
makes a lot of sense.
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Then riddle me this.
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What does Batman know
about girls?
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Slides down a pole and lives
with a teenage boy. Enough said.
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Okay. Now I have to say,
advantage Riddler.
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What are you trying
to say, Riddler?
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I think you know what I'm trying to say.
Ooh-la-la.
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Oh, you want to go,
question dork?
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Oh, bring it on,
bat-wuss.
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So...
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are you gonna kiss me, Fez?
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No, I am sorry, Jackie.
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That's okay.
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You still have
a very cute butt.
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Come on, Kelso.
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So Jackie likes Fez. Big deal.
You're going out with Laurie.
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I know. It's just, you know...
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seeing her with another guy just made me
remember all the good times we had together...
248
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and it just made me sad.
249
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Yeah.
250
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Come here.
251
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You know, Kelso...
252
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I guess underneath it all
you're kind of a good guy.
253
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Sometimes.
254
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Sort of.
255
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- Things'll work themselves out.
- Yeah, I know.
256
00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:53,260
What the hell
are you doing?
257
00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:56,060
We can't fight these
feelings anymore, Donna.
258
00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:59,020
- What?
- What? We've been doing this dance all night...
259
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and, oh, God,
I'm tired of dancing.
260
00:18:01,260 --> 00:18:02,700
You moron!
261
00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:07,380
Nobody likes a tease, Donna!
262
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I'm sorry. You're not a tease.
Come back.
263
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Tease!
264
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I'm sorry. Donna!
265
00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:22,060
I guess "violent"
is the wrong word...
266
00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:25,420
but, you know, it's definitely
some kind of rage.
267
00:18:26,660 --> 00:18:29,900
Although, I mean, you know,
Earl had it coming.
268
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I love you, Daddy.
269
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Oh, hey. Sorry I'm late.
270
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Hour and 10 minutes late.
I can only assume you're Earl.
271
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Yeah.
272
00:18:41,780 --> 00:18:46,580
So, um, sorry.
My, uh, dog got hit by a...
273
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a guy in a...
274
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- Car?
- Thanks, Red.
275
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- So, what'd I miss?
- You missed everything.
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Okay. I'm not gonna lie. Mr. Forman, you...
you scare the living hell out of me.
277
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- No offense.
- None taken.
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That's kind of his thing.
279
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But, Earl, in light of your failure
to show up for your own hearing...
280
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we have no choice but to rule
in favor of Mr. Forman.
281
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- Yes, sir!
- Way to go, Dad!
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Damn... dog.
283
00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:17,820
And Mr. Forman, even though
this hearing did go your way today...
284
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in light of some
of your son's responses...
285
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I would strongly encourage you
to go to anger management classes.
286
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:31,020
Sure, I'll...
287
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:33,260
I'll do that.
288
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,220
Neat! Anger management...
289
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:41,340
That sounds like it could be
kind of fun, right?
290
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We... We won. Hey!
291
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You and me...
We're such a good team.
292
00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:53,140
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah.
293
00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:55,060
We did it.
How about us, huh?
294
00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:56,980
Stickin' it to the man.
295
00:19:57,060 --> 00:19:59,500
I'll see you at home.
296
00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:03,500
Wait. But, Dad, we...
297
00:20:03,580 --> 00:20:05,540
we drove here together.
298
00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:09,060
Then she fell asleep,
and I stroke her hair.
299
00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:13,460
You did the right thing, Fez,
but a word of advice.
300
00:20:13,540 --> 00:20:16,660
Next time you tell the story,
ya nailed her.
301
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,780
Yeah, but, you know,
it's better you didn't...
302
00:20:20,860 --> 00:20:24,380
'cause scammin' on another guy's woman...
That's totally breaking the code.
303
00:20:24,420 --> 00:20:26,820
Donna told me what you did,
you dill-hole!
304
00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:29,460
No, she's lying!
305
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,940
Oh! That's my nipple!
306
00:20:44,220 --> 00:20:46,300
Hello...
307
00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:48,540
buttercup.
308
00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:49,820
Fez, you're drunk.
309
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:53,980
Madam, I may be drunk,
but you should have sex with me.
310
00:20:54,060 --> 00:20:56,180
That's crazy.
311
00:20:57,260 --> 00:20:59,580
But you have to, because last night...
312
00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:01,940
I made a big mistake.
313
00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:05,180
I don't even remember last night.
314
00:21:09,260 --> 00:21:11,180
Ay!
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