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[Fatima] I got a D on my first law exam.

Shit!

What do you mean?

Which means I'm officially failing law school now.

[Fatima] Previously on Sistas...

-[Tamara] Hey, baby. -Where you been at?

Wrap that shit up.

Who was that?

Stay the -- out of my business.

Whatever.

I fight pregnant bitches!

The night when we got done having sex,

the condom slipped off. I freaked out.

[Hudson] You've never bugged someone's house before?

-No. -What the hell are you doing?

[music]

What the hell are you doing with that photo of me and Andi?

You caught me, man.

I noticed how beautiful your lady friend looks

and uh, well, I just came over here to take a closer look

and uh, I dropped it, so I'm sorry, Jordan.

I'm such a klutz.

I'm paying you to take care of this campaign,

not focus on my woman.

No, of course not.

Jordan, again, I'm really sorry.

[laughs]

Bro! Your face, dawg!

I'm just messing with you, bro.

Oh, I wish you could see your face right now though.

Don't worry about it.

I just came in because I left my wallet.

All right. Yeah.

But hey, if you were half as focused on my polling numbers

as you are on how beautiful my woman, Andi, is,

we'd probably be in good shape.

Did I hear my name?

Am I interrupting something?

♪ My girls hold me down ♪

♪ When them boys mess around ♪

♪ And my love life is a headache ♪

♪ We're going out tonight ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm lookin' for love ♪

Are you going to introduce us?

Oh, Andrea Barnes, this is Ethan Kerr,

my new campaign liason.

Ethan, this is my girlfriend, Andrea Barnes.

Nice to meet you, Ethan.

Pleasure's all mine, Ms. Barnes.

What are you doing here?

Is that any way to talk to your--

What did you call me? Girlfriend?

What I meant to say was, I wasn't expecting you.

Well, I brought breakfast.

I would have brought more if I knew he had company.

Oh, it's okay. I'm intermittent fasting.

-Oh. -Let me take that for you.

Thank you.

[horn honks]

Oh, shit. That's the fellas.

Yeah, I saw them outside. Were you going somewhere?

Yeah. They were gonna take me to work out, so--

Take my mind off of the...

Yeah. You know what? I'll tell them to go without me.

No, babe, if you had plans,

please don't change them on my account.

No. It's cool.

-You sure? -Yeah.

Okay.

Well, I can get to know you better.

Tell me everything there is to know about Ethan Kerr.

All right.

Zac, Michael, come on! I can hear the bus coming.

[Zac] We're coming! We're coming!

I couldn't get the jelly stains out,

so I had to change his whole outfit.

Aw.

Show bonus mama.

Let me see you. Don't you look sharp?

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, wow. I know that's right.

Your big-head bus driver get mad whenever you one minute late.

-I'll be back in. -All right.

Come on.

We can't be late! Come on!

We always do it. Ah!

I'll catch y'all ladies next time.

-Bye, Trey. -Don't be a stranger, Trey.

I won't, shawty. You can count on that.

-Pam? -Hmm?

-What's wrong with you? -Nothing.

Don't lie to me. You've been in outer space.

Okay, look, if I ask you something,

do you promise to be honest?

When am I ever not honest?

When you curbed Trey, were you real

or were you just trying to play hard to get?

Pam, I am pregnant with twins by two different --,

and trying to get the salon up and going.

Yes, I meant it when I told Trey

that I have nothing but friendship to offer him.

So you wouldn't be mad if you saw him dating somebody else?

Not in the slightest.

-Oh, I know what this is. -You do?

Yes.

Which one of your little hoodrat friends are you trying

to get him together with?

Me.

I didn't mean that. I didn't mean it.

I'm so sorry. It's hot.

Michael get off okay?

Yeah, he.. He got it.

Zac, what's wrong?

Nothing. I just--I just wish he was talking already, you know?

[sighs] Yeah, well, his child psychologist

and speech therapist both said that it could be a while

due to all his trauma.

I know, but maybe one of us should just take him

to school every day, you know?

Zac, Michael's school is, like, over half an hour away.

With both of us working full time,

we agreed this was best.

I get it, but what if somebody picks on him on the bus?

I hate the fact I can't be there to defend him.

And kids be sneaky little bastards.

You know that, right?

I know, but babe, let's just trust that Michael will be okay.

-Yeah. I know. -Okay.

[loud knock on door] Let's go.

Who the hell could be knocking on the door like that?

I know who it better not be.

-Deja. -Deja.

[banging on door]

Listen, it is early in the morning.

Let's just see who's at the door, okay?

I'll go first.

Leave your purse over there.

[loud banging on door]

Will you answer the door?

[Danni] Good morning.

Secret weapon.

-Danni? -Danni?

[music]

[Maurice] Thank you so much for letting me eat in here.

Sure beats that, uh, barnyard we call a breakroom.

No worries,

but since when are you bothered by a little nosy gossip?

I ain't worried about Todd and them.

I'm worried about me breaking bad on their ass

if they keep staring at me!

Um, hello.

We would not want that, would we?

-No, we would not. -Exactly.

So just give it some time, Maurice.

I'm sure Todd and his little whisper campaign

will die out soon.

Girl, ain't nobody stuntin' Todd.

[Sabrina] Mm-hmm.

Anyway, what's new in the land of -- bandits

Anyway, what's new in the land of -- bandits

and female fertility?

Excuse me. Can you use the proper terminology?

Sperm donors.

Okay. Well, you know, we all need a little protein

to start our day off.

-- in the morning.

-- in the evening.

-- at suppertime.

-Okay. -Better ask Grayson.

-Let's not and say we did. -Mm-hmm.

So have you narrowed down any potential sperm donors?

-No, I haven't. -Well, why not?

Do you know how hard it is to find a seemingly sane

Black sperm donor?

It's like, almost every single profile is some white frat boy

-who just took a bong rip. -Girl, I believe you.

You know, -- be really iffy with they seeds

and where they plant them. I'm telling you.

Black men don't even want to go to the doctor

or to the urologist.

One day you look up and your sperm just another

Tuskegee experiment.

But see white men, oh, baby, they'll jack it off

and nut in a cup so fast so they can get $10

so they can get them a medium pizza

so they can give you a baby. Now check that.

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Well, I think that I have an option for you.

Really? Who?

Calvin.

[music]

[Andi] I hope you're enjoying yourself.

I am.

Oh.

Are the boys mad at me for stealing you away from them?

Nah. They understand that time with you comes first.

So what'd I miss?

Ethan was telling me about his post-military background.

Did he also tell you that he has a bachelors in political science

from Emory and a masters in-- What is it again?

Public administration? That's right.

From Georgetown.

Now that's impressive!

You're gonna make me blush, Jordan.

I mean, no, it's something you should be proud of.

With your age, that's a hell of an accomplishment.

Yeah, that's very impressive.

You know, I have a cousin that went to Emory

probably around the same time, Nigel Barnes.

Are you familiar?

Nigel Barnes... The name doesn't ring a bell.

He studied journalism. He wrote for the newspaper.

I'm drawing a blank.

Emory's such a big campus and uh, I gotta admit,

I wasn't very social back then. I was always in the library

with my nose buried in a history book.

Man, it paid off.

Yeah.

Look, I'm gonna head out.

Taking off to the campaign office.

Leave you two some alone time.

That sounds good.

Oh, and Ethan, about that special request,

I want it sooner rather than later.

I'm on it.

-Very nice to meet you, Andi. -Oh, nice to meet you, Ethan.

I'm sure we'll be seeing more of each other.

Yes.

As the campaign race starts to heat up.

All right.

Appreciate you.

[door closes]

You're not gonna kiss your girlfriend hello?

Yeah, sure.

By all means, don't ravish me with unbridled passion.

What did you expect, Andi?

You think bringing over breakfast

and being nice to my campaign staffer

is gonna make me forget that my pregnant sister is missing?

How many times do I have to apologize for not telling you

about Penelope's concerns with Gary?

They weren't just concerns, Andi.

My pregnant sister found incriminating evidence

on that -- that could get him locked up

and she told you, my woman, and you didn't tell me.

We have been over this.

Penelope did not want me to tell you.

I don't care what Penelope wanted.

You should have told me.

Point blank, period.

Okay.

-How can I fix it? -You can't.

And I'm just gonna be frank with you...

I'm not gonna have much time to focus on you, the campaign,

or anything else until I know that my pregnant sister

is back home safe and sound.

[music]

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Run it, run it Keep it on a hunned ♪

[phone ringing]

Why the -- are you calling me?

[Ethan] Sorry, boss. I couldn't get a hold of Hudson.

Well, Hudson's indisposed at this moment.

So I'll ask you again, why the -- are you calling me?

[Ethan] I just left Jordan's house.

He wants me to dig up dirt on you and Hudson.

Mother-- wants dirt?

Okay.

Give him some dirt. Just nothing too damaging.

Is there anything else?

[Ethan] I was able to plant the listening device

you wanted installed.

Oh, perfect, perfect.

Now that I've got Jordan's house and Andi's house bugged,

I can hear every one of their little asinine thoughts.

[Ethan] Speaking of your ex...

What about her?

[Ethan] She was there at Jordan's when I left.

Oh, word?

[Ethan] Yeah, she brought him breakfast.

Catering to that simp.

-What was she wearing? -[Ethan] Huh?

Mother--, are you deaf?

I asked you what the -- she was wearing, damn!

[Ethan] Uh, sorry. I don't know.

I mean, a black, like, silky blouse over a blazer.

Oh, shit.

[Ethan] Okay, uh...

What else?

[Ethan] I guess I'll go. Will you tell Hudson I called?

Why don't you tell him yourself?

I'm not no damn answering service, you weirdo.

[phone ringing]

[Tamara] I told you to stop calling me.

[Gary] And I told you, I don't take orders from you.

What do you want?

[Gary] That fat muff sliding up and down on my --.

You disgust me.

[Gary] Stop cappin'. I know that -- wet

just thinking about me creaming all up in you.

Ooh, okay, Auntie. I'll call you back.

Love you. Bye.

Who are you talking to?

Just my Auntie Beatrice.

-Your Auntie Beatrice? -Yes, I told you about her.

She my big mama's best friend,

so she's really like my play auntie.

She needs me to take her to her heart doctor again.

-Her A-fib's acting up. -Right.

Well, tell your Auntie Beatrice and all your other relatives

and play cousins,

don't be calling my house before 9:00 a.m.

-Whatever you say, baby. -Hey, hey, hey, hey.

-Chill out with all that. Damn. -What?

I gotta go to work. That's what.

And just leave me here all alone and unsatisfied?

Oh, my God. Unsatisfied?

I -- you three times last night.

You really still feenin' for dick?

Most -- would say that's a good thing.

Right. Well, I ain't most --.

Okay?

I gotta get to work 'cause I got a meeting with Ms. Willis

and with Andi's trick ass.

I will be so happy when I never have to hear the name

Marie Willis ever again. You're more concerned

with that old piece than you are your own woman.

Do you realize the commission that I'm going to make off that

old bitch's divorce settlement?

It's gonna keep your unemployed ass in the lap of luxury

for a very long time.

So I'd be grateful to Ms. Marie Willis if I was you.

-Whatever. -Look, I gotta go.

But you know what?

Why don't you thaw out some shrimp and some crab?

I'm craving gumbo for dinner.

[music]

-I love you, too! -Mm.

Weak-ass --.

[phone ringing]

[Gary] I knew you'd call back.

Only to tell you to stop playing games.

Look, just because you fumbled Penelope doesn't mean I'm gonna

let you ruin the good thing that Hayden and I have.

[Gary] Good thing?

Hayden's little-ass tongue can't even get to your --.

Not to mention his other shortcomings.

I don't have time for this.

[Gary] Make time. I need to see you.

When?

[Gary] Now. Meet me at my hotel.

And what do I get in return?

[Gary] Same thing you've been getting.

Your back broken.

Mm, I'm sorry, but that's not gonna cut it.

[Gary] What are you talking about?

Let me spell it out for you.

If you ever want another whiff of this -- again,

it's gonna cost you a lot.

[music]

-No way. -Why not?

No, no.

Never would I want Calvin to be the father of my child.

Okay, do you-- Do you not want him to do it

because you're still in love with him?

No. It's not that at all. Don't be ridiculous.

Well, if you're worried about the white girl being a stepmom,

worry no more.

They not together no more.

How do you know about that?

Looked on his social media and his status changed from

in a relationship to it's complicated to single.

So I'm saying free at last. Free at last.

We done found a baby daddy for that ass.

I know that's right.

♪ We shall get some -- ♪

♪ We shall get some -- for you ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Deep inside you ♪

♪ We gonna put ♪

♪ A little cute baby ♪

♪ In your bel-el-ly ♪

[Danni] It smells good in here, Fatima.

What brings you by this bright and early morning?

Yeah, shouldn't you be on your way to the airport?

I need your advice...

-Really? -Yes.

I helped you with your paternity puzzle,

so now it's time for you to pay it forward, --.

What kind of advice could you possibly want from Zac?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is that about?

I'm just sayin', babe, you're not the person that

people usually go to for wisdom. I'm just sayin'.

Um, I'll have you know I was the wisest --

-in my hood growing up. -Rough hood?

-Oh. -Thank you.

That's how you end up in jail?

Why you gotta bring up old shit, Fatima?

-I'm sorry, baby. -You should be.

I'm sorry.

Now, Danni, how can I help you with my vast amounts of wisdom?

That don't even feel right.

How can I help you?

All right, all right. I just--

I need advice on the best way to tell my -- I'm sorry.

You definitely came to the right person!

I'm so sorry.

I didn't get any coffee on you, did I?

No, I'm good. Are you good?

Why wouldn't I be good?

I don't know.

What was so funny when I said that I was gonna ask Trey out?

I don't think you're his type.

And what does that mean?

Well, I just mean he was trying to talk to me first, right?

Maybe, but you curbed him.

Yes, but don't you think that maybe he stepped to me,

and so that would mean that he would want someone

a little bit more like me?

Oh, I know what you're trying to say, Karen.

You know what I'm trying to say? Okay.

A little less hood?

No, that's not what I'm saying. Pam...

Okay, 'cause um, there ain't that much difference between us.

We both fine-ass Black women in our 30's.

That's true.

-We both businesswomen. -Well...

[Pam] The only difference between us is that I ain't

pregnant with two babies by two different --

at the same damn time,

so I guess that makes me a little less hood than you.

-No shade. -None taken.

You know what? You're right.

If you think you have a shot with Trey,

then yeah, I say, go for it.

Okay. I will.

I'ma ask him out next time I see him.

Okay, cool. Cool. Good luck.

Baby, Pamela don't need luck.

[Marie] Okay, kiddos. Just give it to me straight.

How much of my hard-earned cash is that boot-licking bozo

of an ex-husband of mine getting from me?

Well, my paralegal and I have been working day and night

to uncover any and all assets

that your husband has squirreled away.

And this is an itemized list.

Swiss bank accounts.

Palamino race horses.

Real estate in the name of that demented bat of a mother of his.

-Good work, Hayden. -Thank you, Marie.

And I trust that this is a complete accounting

-of everything? -Yes, ma'am.

See, after my team compiled it,

I personally went over it with a fine-tooth comb.

[phone chimes] [chuckles]

Oh, thank you.

Uh, you're multitasking on Marie's dime here, Andi?

-Damn. -Oh.

No, actually, this pertains to the case.

Let's consider it an addendum to your report.

Let's consider it an addendum to your report.

-[Hayden] Addendum? -Mm-hmm.

Well, my report is exhaustive and complete.

Unfortunately, that's not the case.

So Ms. Marie, your estranged husband was hiding more assets

than Hayden's report was able to discover.

Well into the tune of $75 million in NFTs.

What are you talking about, Andi?

Oh yeah, it's all there in the report.

Go ahead.

Mm-hmm, so my private investigator worked alongside

and in conjunction with the top forensics accountant

in the country.

Well, I'll be damned!

Apparently, not non-fungible tokens are all the rage

for wealthy individuals looking to hide assets.

I'm sorry, Marie. I don't know how I missed this.

I don't know how you missed it either,

especially since you were just bragging about how exhaustive

and thorough your report was.

Ms. Barnes here just saved me a fortune.

Not to mention saving your raggedy ass!

[music]

So, in conclusion, if you really wish to apologize

to the man that you love, you must first

make his favorite meal wearing nothing but a thong.

After you finish said meal, you must give him --

to completion while he finishes said meal!

Once that's done, pow! You in there.

--, what?

I guess I could do that, you know, the -- and food.

-Men really are simple. -Simple.

Simple.

Do not listen to him. This--

Look, Fatima, how would you apologize to Zac?

Oh, that's simple. She doesn't!

Yeah, because I'm rarely wrong. Ever. [laughs]

Anyway, listen, Danni, you should just tell him the truth.

Tell your man how you feel from the bottom of your heart.

That's all you have to do.

You don't have to be some nympho version of Tabitha Brown.

But it wouldn't hurt. I'm just sayin'.

There ain't a -- in the world who could deny "I'm sorry --."

I'm just saying.

I'mma bop you upside your head if you don't hush.

-Continue, Master. -Thank you.

-You good, sis? -I am.

This--this was strangely helpful.

-You're welcome. -You're very welcome.

Come by anytime, as in never again.

You owe me at least 10 more times.

Yeah.

If you're gonna listen to me.

Thong, --.

Completion.

Okay, all right. You know what?

Danni, let's go. I'll walk you out.

I've gotta get to the office anyway.

You ready to go now, huh?

You sure you don't wanna apologize?

-I got time. -Really?

I already told you, I'm never wrong.

All right. Mm-hmm.

Let me get out of her before Andi starts calling me.

-I'm already running late. -Don't do that.

Bye.

Hmm.

[phone ringing]

Girl, you should've saw the look on his face

when I brought up NFTs.

[Fatima] Damn, I wish I could've been there.

Oh, you are a little late today.

I'm not trippin', but I mean, is everybody all right?

[Fatima] Yeah, we're good. My bad.

Michael spilled breakfast all over his school uniform.

We almost missed getting him on the bus in time.

Then Danni stopped by.

Danni? What did she want?

[Fatima] She's having man problems.

Aren't we all?

[Fatima] Things still frosty between you and Jordan?

Mm. We will talk about it when you get here.

Bye.

-Can I help you, Hayden? -Yeah.

You can stop undermining me on this case.

You and I are both representing Marie Willis

or have you forgotten that?

I am not the one who made this a competition.

Now, if you are just as tenacious about this case

as you are about one-upping me, maybe you wouldn't constantly

look like boo-boo the fool. Now, get out of my office.

I have work to do!

Whatever.

[music]

-Hey, Pam. -Hey, Sabrina.

-Hey. Where's Karen? -She's in the back.

-I love that outfit, girl. -Thank you.

-It looks good in here. -Thank you.

What are you doing over this way?

Come to auntie.

Don't you have a bank that you have to care of,

Ms. Branch Manager?

I do, but I came by to see if you wanted to do an early lunch.

Lunch? Brina, it's mid-morning.

Okay. Hence the word, early. Lunch.

We could just split the difference and call it brunch?

Okay, it don't matter what you call it because we booked solid.

And that's a good thing.

-I'm proud of you. -Thank you.

But I want to talk to you about your dream baby shower.

Oh, well, that's easy.

Just, you know, one without drama.

Mm-hmm. Right. Speaking of no drama, have you spoken to Danni?

No. And I don't plan on it.

Okay, Karen. Come on.

What? No.

Look, I'm tired of being the bigger person, okay?

She knew better than to tell you or anybody

that I'm having twins by two different --.

Well, you know, Danni could never hold water.

Well, she better plug up that leaky-ass mouth

if she wanna remain friends with me.

Not to switch the topic,

but would you ever let an ex be your sperm donor?

Brina, I let two exes be my sperm donors.

Come on.

Okay, right. I didn't mean it that way.

Bless your heart.

You really are the Rose Nylund of the group.

I'm sorry. What does she mean?

She--Don't listen to her.

She don't know what she talking about.

What's on your mind, Brina? Huh?

Just something that Maurice said.

Oh, what was it?

Oh...

Something Maurice said to me.

Something Maurice said to me.

He asked if I maybe would think about Calvin

being my sperm donor.

The yellow -- that wore women's drawers?

-Pam! -Pam!

Stop listening to my conversations!

-Does she get paid for that? -No. Of course not.

So what do you think?

I don't think it matters what I think, Brina.

Okay, I'm not one to judge, you know?

I think the question is,

what do you think about Calvin being the father of your child?

[phone ringing]

Thaw out some shrimp and crab. I want gumbo for dinner.

Weak-ass --. Make your own damn dinner!

You make me sick.

[phone ringing]

He sprung off the Hello Kitty.

[phone chimes]

[music]

[woman screaming]

Checkmate, bitch!

[woman screaming]

[music]

[music]

Hey. Hey, I haven't seen--

I haven't seen you all day.

Oh, that's because you weren't here when I stopped by earlier.

That tends to happen when you're constantly late for work.

Okay. That's what we're doing.

How else would you like it, Danni?

Here are some brochures for the renovated

Gold Doubloon Members Lounge that opens next quarter.

Please pass them out to as many customers who will take them.

-Okay. Tony, wait! -Is there something more?

-Yeah, I figured we should go-- -Oh, I'm sorry.

Check it out.

I can't do that. I'm on my way to a meeting.

I'll show you when it opens and we'll do a group meeting.

And you can watch the presentation

with everybody else. Have a great day!

-Tony, wait. -I don't have time.

You dropped something.

-[Fatima] Don't mind if I do! -Yes, please enjoy.

Thank you.

Any time I can put egg on Hayden's face

-is cause for a celebration. -Cheers to that.

Um, but do you think we might be moving

just a little bit prematurely?

Okay, Fatima, if there's one thing I've learned is,

we have to enjoy all the little victories.

Yeah, I feel you. I do, Andi.

But I just don't want us to get too cocky.

Look, I know Hayden's trifling ass is somewhere

plotting as we speak.

[music]

By all means, come right in.

You're not gonna believe what this -- pulled today!

What -- might that be?

Andi. Who else?

Oh. I mean, there's plenty of --.

There's Fatima --. There's the Andi --.

-There's Tamara. -Hey, hey, hey.

Don't call Tamara a bitch, man. You know she my lady now.

--, are you telling me you done caught feelings?

I have. Yeah.

But the problem is, I don't know if she feels the same way.

You think she's playing you?

I can't be sure, but you know what?

She real cagey with her phone. Like, this morning,

she gets this call from some aunt I ain't never heard of.

What? You think she's out -- another dude?

I don't know.

But whatever she's doing, the proof is on that phone.

-Jordan, I-- -About earlier--

[laughs]

You go first.

Andi, I just want you to know I hate being at odds with you.

Me, too.

And if I could do it all over again, I would--

Do the exact same thing.

Probably. Okay, definitely.

But I would insist that she tell you herself

what's going on with Gary.

Unfortunately, we can't go back, so...

No, we can't, so how about we go forward?

Okay. How do you suggest we do that?

How about dinner?

We never got to eat the breakfast you brought over.

-That's a good start. -Yeah.

-What's in there? -Something yummy.

-It better be good-- -Don't worry about all that.

-If you wanna start fresh. -Just trust your man.

Trust your man. I got you.

-Okay. -All right.

Girl, you better waddle your butt on out here,

so we can get to this restaurant and grab a table before the

Atlanta traffic starts.

Mama, you ain't sayin' nothing but a word.

I'm about to tear me up some of Ms. Hattie Marie's ribs!

Yes! Okay?

Yeah, I'm good, okay? I'm happy.

Let's go, please. Come on.

[Aaron] Hey.

Hi.

-Are y'all on your way out? -We were. Yeah. Um...

-Hey, Ms. Lisa. -Hey, Aaron.

What is this?

-This? -Yes, this.

This is a new state-of-the-art dual seat Respecteron Stroller.

It's got everything a new mommy of twins could ask for.

-It's nice, right? -Oh, my God. Yes.

-Oh, my God! -What's wrong?

What do you mean what's wrong? You just gonna stand there

and act like I ain't already told you what's wrong, Aaron?

You don't think I wanna pick out my own damn stroller?

I'm the one that's gonna be strolling it!

-Karen, come on, baby. -No, Mama.

He just found out that he was the father of one of my babies.

And now he's over here doing too much!

You hear that? You're doing too much!

-I'm doing too much? -Yeah. Yeah.

-You know what? -What color I want?

No.

What--what do you mean, no?

You heard me.

And not just no, but hell no!

And not just no, but hell no!

-Excuse my language. -It's fine.

Karen, I am so tired of you coming at me

with a foul attitude when all I wanna do is help.

Oh, my gosh.

You're standing here telling me I'm doing too much,

but honestly, I don't think you've had a man in your life

who did enough. You damn sure ain't had a man

who went above and beyond for you.

And you damn sure don't know how to receive it.

That's why Zac didn't know how to deal with you.

-Excuse you. -I am not done!

Now, I hate to say this in front of your mom,

but I'm going to anyway.

Karen, sometimes you act so miserable.

And you love to blame everybody else for your misery.

You blame Zac. You blame your friends.

You blame Fatima. And you blame me of all people!

But you know, maybe, just maybe, the person responsible

is the one staring back at you in the mirror.

Now, Karen, I love you still to this day.

Even when you didn't want me.

And even when you were so content

on holding on to your memories of Zac.

And that's fine, all right? I had to accept that.

But what I will not tolerate is your sour-ass outlook on life

driving a wedge between me and my child.

Now, I am going to be here to take care of my baby

and his or her sibling.

I am going to be here to support you through this process

whether you like it or not. So get used to it!

Get on board! Get with the program!

This is happening!

Keep the stroller.

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Do you see how he just talked to me?

Mm-hmm.

And baby, if you have half the sense that I raised you with,

you'd take into consideration everything he said.

Okay, I'm famished. Let's go.

Okay, Mom.

It was a little bit harsh, though, ain't it?

[Lisa] Well, you know, it just felt that way

'cause of your low blood sugar.

-[Karen] Oh, is that what it is? -[Lisa] That's it.

-What's up, baby? -Hey, babe.

How was your day?

Oh, it was so good.

-Yeah? -Andi got one in on Hayden.

Oh.

I know y'all turned up.

[laughs] Yeah, for a bit.

Where's Michael, babe?

He's upstairs taking a nap.

Okay, well, I guess I'll get dinner started.

No need. Already taken care of.

Hmm, let me guess. Pizza and fish sticks?

[laughs] No.

How about whole wheat pasta, spinach salad

with a side of tea sweetened with agave nectar and lemon?

-Wow, okay, I see you. -You see me, right?

I see you!

It's all right, it's all right. Chill, chill, chill.

[indistinct]

[laughs] Cooking healthy meals for the family.

I see you, Mr. Mom. I love it.

I told you, I got this, man.

We gonna work this whole thing out.

This whole co-parenting-slash- going-for-our-dreams thing.

I promise you, I got you.

Well, I was thinking about something.

Talk to me. What you thinking about?

So hear me out.

Angela came up with a suggestion that I--

-Angela... -That I think might help.

-Wanna hear it? -Okay. Go ahead.

What if we hired a nanny?

I ain't mad at that. I ain't mad at that.

Uh, uh, uh! I like a nanny!

-You like it? -Yeah.

Don't get too excited. She ain't gonna be cute, okay?

-That smells so-- -Give me my five back.

I want-- Give me my--

I don't want no-- Give me my five back.

I want my five back.

She gonna be real ugly.

-I want a cute nanny. -I'm all the cuteness you need.

You right. You right. You right. You right.

-Okay. -All right.

It's gonna be good, though.

I got you. Nanny it is.

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Yeah. I got the quarterly report.

Let me call you-- Let me call you back.

Danni, you can't just barge into my office.

-Since when? -Since when?

Since you can't seem to understand why I'm upset

with the way you handled things with my kids.

Tony, I do understand.

-You do? -Mm-hmm.

I've actually been trying to figure out how to apologize

to your grouchy ass for the past few days.

Even getting advice from my girls,

and Zac, and Fatima.

What'd they say?

Fatima said to tell you how I feel.

Zac said to give you -- and feed you.

You know, I think Zac's your best friend.

Do you? You do?

-Yeah. -Okay.

Seriously, I'm sorry.

Sabrina has had the dream of being a mother her whole life.

And Karen at the least has had the last few months

to wrap her head around it.

I don't even know if I want kids.

And I understand that, that is your baby girl

and maybe it was too soon for her to learn about that.

And I was not trying to expose her to it.

She exposed herself and I could've been watching her more.

Yada, yada, yada, yada, yada. You have to be patient with me.

I'm not Danni -- Poppins.

I think she was a nanny, not a mom.

I feel like you're focusing on the wrong part of the story.

All I'm saying is, I understand that them bad-ass kids

are your bad-ass kids.

Y'all are a package deal. And I wanna sign for it.

Did I think about returning it to sender?

-I did. -Okay.

But I want it, I'm gonna keep it.

Me, too.

-Forgive me? -Not quite.

Oh, wow, --. I thought that was pretty good.

-It was good. -As far as apologies.

It was good.

But maybe we should try Zac's suggestion.

You're hungry?

Let's go get you something to eat.

-We can go to the food court. -I already ate today.

Hmm.

He said something else. I don't know what it was.

It was like--

I think he said something about you,

about you kissing me somewhere.

Oh, I like that, but I think he said lower.

A little lower.

I don't remember this but--

I think it's a little lower than that.

Zac said a little lower than that.

I'm almost sure he did.

Oh.

Looks like I've come at a bad time, much like you, Tony.

Tony, who's this G.I. Jane-looking bitch?

Allow me to introduce myself.

I'm Tiffany Hamilton, Tony's wife.

Ex-wife. Um, Danni, honey.

Meet Tiffany.

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Agent Watt?

[Danni] Next on Sistas...

[screams]

What the hell is going on in here?

By the end of this situation, I'm gonna have Marie

eating out of the palm of my hand.

-Why are you stopping? -I was just wondering,

have you stopped taking your birth control?

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Here's to you. Thanks for the support.

Appreciate it.

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