All language subtitles for Sistas s07e15 Love Means.eng

[Fatima] I got a D
on my first law exam.

Shit!

What do you mean?

Which means I'm officially
failing law school now.

[Fatima] Previously on Sistas...

-[Tamara] Hey, baby.
-Where you been at?

Wrap that shit up.

Who was that?

Stay the -- out
of my business.

Whatever.

I fight pregnant bitches!

The night when we got done
having sex,

the condom slipped off.
I freaked out.

[Hudson] You've never bugged
someone's house before?

-No.
-What the hell are you doing?

[music]

What the hell are you doing
with that photo of me and Andi?

You caught me, man.

I noticed how beautiful
your lady friend looks

and uh, well, I just came over
here to take a closer look

and uh, I dropped it,
so I'm sorry, Jordan.

I'm such a klutz.

I'm paying you to take care
of this campaign,

not focus on my woman.

No, of course not.

Jordan, again, I'm really sorry.

[laughs]

Bro!
Your face, dawg!

I'm just messing with you, bro.

Oh, I wish you could see your
face right now though.

Don't worry about it.

I just came in
because I left my wallet.

All right. Yeah.

But hey, if you were half as
focused on my polling numbers

as you are on how beautiful
my woman, Andi, is,

we'd probably be in good shape.

Did I hear my name?

Am I interrupting something?

♪ My girls hold me down ♪

♪ When them boys mess around ♪

♪ And my love life
is a headache ♪

♪ We're going out tonight ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm lookin' for love ♪

Are you going to introduce us?

Oh, Andrea Barnes,
this is Ethan Kerr,

my new campaign liason.

Ethan, this is my girlfriend,
Andrea Barnes.

Nice to meet you, Ethan.

Pleasure's all mine, Ms. Barnes.

What are you doing here?

Is that any way to talk to
your--

What did you call me?
Girlfriend?

What I meant to say was,
I wasn't expecting you.

Well, I brought breakfast.

I would have brought more
if I knew he had company.

Oh, it's okay.
I'm intermittent fasting.

-Oh.
-Let me take that for you.

Thank you.

[horn honks]

Oh, shit.
That's the fellas.

Yeah, I saw them outside.
Were you going somewhere?

Yeah. They were gonna
take me to work out, so--

Take my mind off of the...

Yeah. You know what?
I'll tell them to go without me.

No, babe, if you had plans,

please don't change them
on my account.

No. It's cool.

-You sure?
-Yeah.

Okay.

Well, I can get
to know you better.

Tell me everything there
is to know about Ethan Kerr.

All right.

Zac, Michael, come on!
I can hear the bus coming.

[Zac] We're coming!
We're coming!

I couldn't get
the jelly stains out,

so I had to change
his whole outfit.

Aw.

Show bonus mama.

Let me see you.
Don't you look sharp?

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, wow.
I know that's right.

Your big-head bus driver get mad
whenever you one minute late.

-I'll be back in.
-All right.

Come on.

We can't be late!
Come on!

We always do it.
Ah!

I'll catch y'all
ladies next time.

-Bye, Trey.
-Don't be a stranger, Trey.

I won't, shawty.
You can count on that.

-Pam?
-Hmm?

-What's wrong with you?
-Nothing.

Don't lie to me.
You've been in outer space.

Okay, look,
if I ask you something,

do you promise to be honest?

When am I ever not honest?

When you curbed Trey,
were you real

or were you just trying
to play hard to get?

Pam, I am pregnant with twins
by two different --,

and trying to get
the salon up and going.

Yes, I meant it
when I told Trey

that I have nothing but
friendship to offer him.

So you wouldn't be mad if you
saw him dating somebody else?

Not in the slightest.

-Oh, I know what this is.
-You do?

Yes.

Which one of your little
hoodrat friends are you trying

to get him together with?

Me.

I didn't mean that.
I didn't mean it.

I'm so sorry.
It's hot.

Michael get off okay?

Yeah, he..
He got it.

Zac, what's wrong?

Nothing. I just--I just wish he
was talking already, you know?

[sighs] Yeah, well,
his child psychologist

and speech therapist both said
that it could be a while

due to all his trauma.

I know, but maybe one of us
should just take him

to school every day, you know?

Zac, Michael's school is, like,
over half an hour away.

With both of us
working full time,

we agreed this was best.

I get it, but what if somebody
picks on him on the bus?

I hate the fact I can't
be there to defend him.

And kids be sneaky
little bastards.

You know that, right?

I know, but babe, let's just
trust that Michael will be okay.

-Yeah. I know.
-Okay.

[loud knock on door]
Let's go.

Who the hell could be knocking
on the door like that?

I know who it better not be.

-Deja.
-Deja.

[banging on door]

Listen, it is early
in the morning.

Let's just see
who's at the door, okay?

I'll go first.

Leave your purse over there.

[loud banging on door]

Will you answer the door?

[Danni] Good morning.

Secret weapon.

-Danni?
-Danni?

[music]

[Maurice] Thank you so much
for letting me eat in here.

Sure beats that, uh,
barnyard we call a breakroom.

No worries,

but since when are you bothered
by a little nosy gossip?

I ain't worried
about Todd and them.

I'm worried about me
breaking bad on their ass

if they keep staring at me!

Um, hello.

We would not want that,
would we?

-No, we would not.
-Exactly.

So just give it
some time, Maurice.

I'm sure Todd and his little
whisper campaign

will die out soon.

Girl, ain't nobody
stuntin' Todd.

[Sabrina] Mm-hmm.

Anyway, what's new
in the land of -- bandits

Anyway, what's new
in the land of -- bandits

and female fertility?

Excuse me. Can you use the
proper terminology?

Sperm donors.

Okay. Well, you know,
we all need a little protein

to start our day off.

-- in the morning.

-- in the evening.

-- at suppertime.

-Okay.
-Better ask Grayson.

-Let's not and say we did.
-Mm-hmm.

So have you narrowed down any
potential sperm donors?

-No, I haven't.
-Well, why not?

Do you know how hard it is
to find a seemingly sane

Black sperm donor?

It's like, almost every single
profile is some white frat boy

-who just took a bong rip.
-Girl, I believe you.

You know, -- be really iffy with
they seeds

and where they plant them.
I'm telling you.

Black men don't even want
to go to the doctor

or to the urologist.

One day you look up
and your sperm just another

Tuskegee experiment.

But see white men, oh, baby,
they'll jack it off

and nut in a cup so fast
so they can get $10

so they can get them
a medium pizza

so they can give you a baby.
Now check that.

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Well, I think that I have
an option for you.

Really?
Who?

Calvin.

[music]

[Andi] I hope you're
enjoying yourself.

I am.

Oh.

Are the boys mad at me
for stealing you away from them?

Nah. They understand that time
with you comes first.

So what'd I miss?

Ethan was telling me about his
post-military background.

Did he also tell you that he has
a bachelors in political science

from Emory and a masters in--
What is it again?

Public administration?
That's right.

From Georgetown.

Now that's impressive!

You're gonna make me blush,
Jordan.

I mean, no, it's something
you should be proud of.

With your age, that's a hell
of an accomplishment.

Yeah, that's very impressive.

You know, I have a cousin
that went to Emory

probably around the same time,
Nigel Barnes.

Are you familiar?

Nigel Barnes...
The name doesn't ring a bell.

He studied journalism.
He wrote for the newspaper.

I'm drawing a blank.

Emory's such a big campus
and uh, I gotta admit,

I wasn't very social back then.
I was always in the library

with my nose buried
in a history book.

Man, it paid off.

Yeah.

Look, I'm gonna head out.

Taking off to the
campaign office.

Leave you two some alone time.

That sounds good.

Oh, and Ethan,
about that special request,

I want it sooner
rather than later.

I'm on it.

-Very nice to meet you, Andi.
-Oh, nice to meet you, Ethan.

I'm sure we'll be seeing
more of each other.

Yes.

As the campaign race
starts to heat up.

All right.

Appreciate you.

[door closes]

You're not gonna kiss
your girlfriend hello?

Yeah, sure.

By all means, don't ravish me
with unbridled passion.

What did you expect, Andi?

You think bringing
over breakfast

and being nice
to my campaign staffer

is gonna make me forget that
my pregnant sister is missing?

How many times do I have
to apologize for not telling you

about Penelope's concerns
with Gary?

They weren't just concerns,
Andi.

My pregnant sister
found incriminating evidence

on that -- that
could get him locked up

and she told you, my woman,
and you didn't tell me.

We have been over this.

Penelope did not want me
to tell you.

I don't care what
Penelope wanted.

You should have told me.

Point blank, period.

Okay.

-How can I fix it?
-You can't.

And I'm just gonna be frank
with you...

I'm not gonna have much time
to focus on you, the campaign,

or anything else until I know
that my pregnant sister

is back home safe and sound.

[music]

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Run it, run it
Keep it on a hunned ♪

[phone ringing]

Why the -- are you calling me?

[Ethan] Sorry, boss.
I couldn't get a hold of Hudson.

Well, Hudson's indisposed
at this moment.

So I'll ask you again,
why the -- are you calling me?

[Ethan] I just left
Jordan's house.

He wants me to dig up dirt
on you and Hudson.

Mother-- wants dirt?

Okay.

Give him some dirt.
Just nothing too damaging.

Is there anything else?

[Ethan] I was able to plant
the listening device

you wanted installed.

Oh, perfect, perfect.

Now that I've got Jordan's house
and Andi's house bugged,

I can hear every one of their
little asinine thoughts.

[Ethan] Speaking of your ex...

What about her?

[Ethan] She was there
at Jordan's when I left.

Oh, word?

[Ethan] Yeah,
she brought him breakfast.

Catering to that simp.

-What was she wearing?
-[Ethan] Huh?

Mother--, are you deaf?

I asked you what the --
she was wearing, damn!

[Ethan] Uh, sorry.
I don't know.

I mean, a black, like,
silky blouse over a blazer.

Oh, shit.

[Ethan] Okay, uh...

What else?

[Ethan] I guess I'll go.
Will you tell Hudson I called?

Why don't you tell him yourself?

I'm not no damn
answering service, you weirdo.

[phone ringing]

[Tamara] I told you
to stop calling me.

[Gary] And I told you,
I don't take orders from you.

What do you want?

[Gary] That fat muff
sliding up and down on my --.

You disgust me.

[Gary] Stop cappin'.
I know that -- wet

just thinking about me
creaming all up in you.

Ooh, okay, Auntie.
I'll call you back.

Love you.
Bye.

Who are you talking to?

Just my Auntie Beatrice.

-Your Auntie Beatrice?
-Yes, I told you about her.

She my big mama's best friend,

so she's really like
my play auntie.

She needs me to take her
to her heart doctor again.

-Her A-fib's acting up.
-Right.

Well, tell your Auntie Beatrice
and all your other relatives

and play cousins,

don't be calling my house
before 9:00 a.m.

-Whatever you say, baby.
-Hey, hey, hey, hey.

-Chill out with all that. Damn.
-What?

I gotta go to work.
That's what.

And just leave me here all alone
and unsatisfied?

Oh, my God.
Unsatisfied?

I -- you three times
last night.

You really still feenin'
for dick?

Most -- would say
that's a good thing.

Right.
Well, I ain't most --.

Okay?

I gotta get to work 'cause I got
a meeting with Ms. Willis

and with Andi's trick ass.

I will be so happy when
I never have to hear the name

Marie Willis ever again.
You're more concerned

with that old piece
than you are your own woman.

Do you realize the commission
that I'm going to make off that

old bitch's divorce settlement?

It's gonna keep your unemployed
ass in the lap of luxury

for a very long time.

So I'd be grateful to
Ms. Marie Willis if I was you.

-Whatever.
-Look, I gotta go.

But you know what?

Why don't you thaw out some
shrimp and some crab?

I'm craving gumbo for dinner.

[music]

-I love you, too!
-Mm.

Weak-ass --.

[phone ringing]

[Gary] I knew you'd call back.

Only to tell you to stop
playing games.

Look, just because you fumbled
Penelope doesn't mean I'm gonna

let you ruin the good thing
that Hayden and I have.

[Gary] Good thing?

Hayden's little-ass tongue
can't even get to your --.

Not to mention his
other shortcomings.

I don't have time for this.

[Gary] Make time.
I need to see you.

When?

[Gary] Now.
Meet me at my hotel.

And what do I get in return?

[Gary] Same thing
you've been getting.

Your back broken.

Mm, I'm sorry,
but that's not gonna cut it.

[Gary] What are you
talking about?

Let me spell it out for you.

If you ever want another whiff
of this -- again,

it's gonna cost you a lot.

[music]

-No way.
-Why not?

No, no.

Never would I want Calvin
to be the father of my child.

Okay, do you--
Do you not want him to do it

because you're still
in love with him?

No. It's not that at all.
Don't be ridiculous.

Well, if you're worried about
the white girl being a stepmom,

worry no more.

They not together no more.

How do you know about that?

Looked on his social media
and his status changed from

in a relationship to it's
complicated to single.

So I'm saying free at last.
Free at last.

We done found a baby daddy
for that ass.

I know that's right.

♪ We shall get some -- ♪

♪ We shall get some --
for you ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Deep inside you ♪

♪ We gonna put ♪

♪ A little cute baby ♪

♪ In your bel-el-ly ♪

[Danni] It smells good in here,
Fatima.

What brings you by this bright
and early morning?

Yeah, shouldn't you be on your
way to the airport?

I need your advice...

-Really?
-Yes.

I helped you with your
paternity puzzle,

so now it's time for you
to pay it forward, --.

What kind of advice could you
possibly want from Zac?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What is that about?

I'm just sayin', babe,
you're not the person that

people usually go to for wisdom.
I'm just sayin'.

Um, I'll have you know
I was the wisest --

-in my hood growing up.
-Rough hood?

-Oh.
-Thank you.

That's how you end up in jail?

Why you gotta bring up old shit,
Fatima?

-I'm sorry, baby.
-You should be.

I'm sorry.

Now, Danni, how can I help you
with my vast amounts of wisdom?

That don't even feel right.

How can I help you?

All right, all right.
I just--

I need advice on the best way
to tell my -- I'm sorry.

You definitely came
to the right person!

I'm so sorry.

I didn't get any coffee on you,
did I?

No, I'm good.
Are you good?

Why wouldn't I be good?

I don't know.

What was so funny when I said
that I was gonna ask Trey out?

I don't think you're his type.

And what does that mean?

Well, I just mean he was trying
to talk to me first, right?

Maybe, but you curbed him.

Yes, but don't you think that
maybe he stepped to me,

and so that would mean
that he would want someone

a little bit more like me?

Oh, I know what you're
trying to say, Karen.

You know what I'm trying to say?
Okay.

A little less hood?

No, that's not what I'm saying.
Pam...

Okay, 'cause um, there ain't
that much difference between us.

We both fine-ass Black women
in our 30's.

That's true.

-We both businesswomen.
-Well...

[Pam] The only difference
between us is that I ain't

pregnant with two babies
by two different --

at the same damn time,

so I guess that makes me a
little less hood than you.

-No shade.
-None taken.

You know what?
You're right.

If you think you have
a shot with Trey,

then yeah, I say, go for it.

Okay. I will.

I'ma ask him out
next time I see him.

Okay, cool.
Cool. Good luck.

Baby, Pamela don't need luck.

[Marie] Okay, kiddos.
Just give it to me straight.

How much of my hard-earned cash
is that boot-licking bozo

of an ex-husband of mine
getting from me?

Well, my paralegal and I have
been working day and night

to uncover any and all assets

that your husband
has squirreled away.

And this is an itemized list.

Swiss bank accounts.

Palamino race horses.

Real estate in the name of that
demented bat of a mother of his.

-Good work, Hayden.
-Thank you, Marie.

And I trust that this
is a complete accounting

-of everything?
-Yes, ma'am.

See, after my team compiled it,

I personally went over it
with a fine-tooth comb.

[phone chimes]
[chuckles]

Oh, thank you.

Uh, you're multitasking
on Marie's dime here, Andi?

-Damn.
-Oh.

No, actually, this pertains
to the case.

Let's consider it an addendum
to your report.

Let's consider it an addendum
to your report.

-[Hayden] Addendum?
-Mm-hmm.

Well, my report is exhaustive
and complete.

Unfortunately,
that's not the case.

So Ms. Marie, your estranged
husband was hiding more assets

than Hayden's report was able
to discover.

Well into the tune of
$75 million in NFTs.

What are you talking about,
Andi?

Oh yeah,
it's all there in the report.

Go ahead.

Mm-hmm, so my private
investigator worked alongside

and in conjunction with
the top forensics accountant

in the country.

Well, I'll be damned!

Apparently, not non-fungible
tokens are all the rage

for wealthy individuals
looking to hide assets.

I'm sorry, Marie.
I don't know how I missed this.

I don't know how
you missed it either,

especially since you were just
bragging about how exhaustive

and thorough your report was.

Ms. Barnes here just
saved me a fortune.

Not to mention saving
your raggedy ass!

[music]

So, in conclusion,
if you really wish to apologize

to the man that you love,
you must first

make his favorite meal
wearing nothing but a thong.

After you finish said meal,
you must give him --

to completion while
he finishes said meal!

Once that's done, pow!
You in there.

--, what?

I guess I could do that,
you know, the -- and food.

-Men really are simple.
-Simple.

Simple.

Do not listen to him.
This--

Look, Fatima, how would you
apologize to Zac?

Oh, that's simple.
She doesn't!

Yeah, because I'm rarely wrong.
Ever. [laughs]

Anyway, listen, Danni, you
should just tell him the truth.

Tell your man how you feel
from the bottom of your heart.

That's all you have to do.

You don't have to be some nympho
version of Tabitha Brown.

But it wouldn't hurt.
I'm just sayin'.

There ain't a -- in the world
who could deny "I'm sorry --."

I'm just saying.

I'mma bop you upside your head
if you don't hush.

-Continue, Master.
-Thank you.

-You good, sis?
-I am.

This--this was
strangely helpful.

-You're welcome.
-You're very welcome.

Come by anytime,
as in never again.

You owe me at least
10 more times.

Yeah.

If you're gonna listen to me.

Thong, --.

Completion.

Okay, all right.
You know what?

Danni, let's go.
I'll walk you out.

I've gotta get to the office
anyway.

You ready to go now, huh?

You sure you don't
wanna apologize?

-I got time.
-Really?

I already told you,
I'm never wrong.

All right. Mm-hmm.

Let me get out of her before
Andi starts calling me.

-I'm already running late.
-Don't do that.

Bye.

Hmm.

[phone ringing]

Girl, you should've saw
the look on his face

when I brought up NFTs.

[Fatima] Damn, I wish
I could've been there.

Oh, you are a little late today.

I'm not trippin', but I mean,
is everybody all right?

[Fatima] Yeah, we're good.
My bad.

Michael spilled breakfast
all over his school uniform.

We almost missed getting him
on the bus in time.

Then Danni stopped by.

Danni?
What did she want?

[Fatima] She's having
man problems.

Aren't we all?

[Fatima] Things still frosty
between you and Jordan?

Mm. We will talk about it
when you get here.

Bye.

-Can I help you, Hayden?
-Yeah.

You can stop undermining me
on this case.

You and I are both
representing Marie Willis

or have you forgotten that?

I am not the one who made this a
competition.

Now, if you are just as
tenacious about this case

as you are about one-upping me,
maybe you wouldn't constantly

look like boo-boo the fool.
Now, get out of my office.

I have work to do!

Whatever.

[music]

-Hey, Pam.
-Hey, Sabrina.

-Hey. Where's Karen?
-She's in the back.

-I love that outfit, girl.
-Thank you.

-It looks good in here.
-Thank you.

What are you doing
over this way?

Come to auntie.

Don't you have a bank
that you have to care of,

Ms. Branch Manager?

I do, but I came by to see if
you wanted to do an early lunch.

Lunch?
Brina, it's mid-morning.

Okay. Hence the word, early.
Lunch.

We could just split the
difference and call it brunch?

Okay, it don't matter what you
call it because we booked solid.

And that's a good thing.

-I'm proud of you.
-Thank you.

But I want to talk to you about
your dream baby shower.

Oh, well, that's easy.

Just, you know,
one without drama.

Mm-hmm. Right. Speaking of no
drama, have you spoken to Danni?

No. And I don't plan on it.

Okay, Karen.
Come on.

What? No.

Look, I'm tired of being
the bigger person, okay?

She knew better than
to tell you or anybody

that I'm having twins
by two different --.

Well, you know,
Danni could never hold water.

Well, she better plug up
that leaky-ass mouth

if she wanna remain friends
with me.

Not to switch the topic,

but would you ever let an ex
be your sperm donor?

Brina, I let two exes
be my sperm donors.

Come on.

Okay, right.
I didn't mean it that way.

Bless your heart.

You really are the Rose Nylund
of the group.

I'm sorry.
What does she mean?

She--Don't listen to her.

She don't know what
she talking about.

What's on your mind, Brina? Huh?

Just something that
Maurice said.

Oh, what was it?

Oh...

Something Maurice said to me.

Something Maurice said to me.

He asked if I maybe
would think about Calvin

being my sperm donor.

The yellow -- that
wore women's drawers?

-Pam!
-Pam!

Stop listening
to my conversations!

-Does she get paid for that?
-No. Of course not.

So what do you think?

I don't think it matters
what I think, Brina.

Okay, I'm not one to judge,
you know?

I think the question is,

what do you think about Calvin
being the father of your child?

[phone ringing]

Thaw out some shrimp and crab.
I want gumbo for dinner.

Weak-ass --.
Make your own damn dinner!

You make me sick.

[phone ringing]

He sprung off the Hello Kitty.

[phone chimes]

[music]

[woman screaming]

Checkmate, bitch!

[woman screaming]

[music]

[music]

Hey.
Hey, I haven't seen--

I haven't seen you all day.

Oh, that's because you weren't
here when I stopped by earlier.

That tends to happen when you're
constantly late for work.

Okay. That's what we're doing.

How else would you like it,
Danni?

Here are some brochures
for the renovated

Gold Doubloon Members Lounge
that opens next quarter.

Please pass them out to as many
customers who will take them.

-Okay. Tony, wait!
-Is there something more?

-Yeah, I figured we should go--
-Oh, I'm sorry.

Check it out.

I can't do that.
I'm on my way to a meeting.

I'll show you when it opens
and we'll do a group meeting.

And you can watch
the presentation

with everybody else.
Have a great day!

-Tony, wait.
-I don't have time.

You dropped something.

-[Fatima] Don't mind if I do!
-Yes, please enjoy.

Thank you.

Any time I can put egg on
Hayden's face

-is cause for a celebration.
-Cheers to that.

Um, but do you think
we might be moving

just a little bit prematurely?

Okay, Fatima, if there's one
thing I've learned is,

we have to enjoy
all the little victories.

Yeah, I feel you.
I do, Andi.

But I just don't want us
to get too cocky.

Look, I know Hayden's
trifling ass is somewhere

plotting as we speak.

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By all means, come right in.

You're not gonna believe what
this -- pulled today!

What -- might that be?

Andi. Who else?

Oh. I mean,
there's plenty of --.

There's Fatima --.
There's the Andi --.

-There's Tamara.
-Hey, hey, hey.

Don't call Tamara a bitch, man.
You know she my lady now.

--, are you telling me
you done caught feelings?

I have. Yeah.

But the problem is, I don't know
if she feels the same way.

You think she's playing you?

I can't be sure,
but you know what?

She real cagey with her phone.
Like, this morning,

she gets this call from some
aunt I ain't never heard of.

What? You think she's out --
another dude?

I don't know.

But whatever she's doing,
the proof is on that phone.

-Jordan, I--
-About earlier--

[laughs]

You go first.

Andi, I just want you to know
I hate being at odds with you.

Me, too.

And if I could do it
all over again, I would--

Do the exact same thing.

Probably.
Okay, definitely.

But I would insist
that she tell you herself

what's going on with Gary.

Unfortunately,
we can't go back, so...

No, we can't,
so how about we go forward?

Okay.
How do you suggest we do that?

How about dinner?

We never got to eat the
breakfast you brought over.

-That's a good start.
-Yeah.

-What's in there?
-Something yummy.

-It better be good--
-Don't worry about all that.

-If you wanna start fresh.
-Just trust your man.

Trust your man.
I got you.

-Okay.
-All right.

Girl, you better waddle
your butt on out here,

so we can get to this restaurant
and grab a table before the

Atlanta traffic starts.

Mama, you ain't sayin' nothing
but a word.

I'm about to tear me up some
of Ms. Hattie Marie's ribs!

Yes!
Okay?

Yeah, I'm good, okay?
I'm happy.

Let's go, please.
Come on.

[Aaron] Hey.

Hi.

-Are y'all on your way out?
-We were. Yeah. Um...

-Hey, Ms. Lisa.
-Hey, Aaron.

What is this?

-This?
-Yes, this.

This is a new state-of-the-art
dual seat Respecteron Stroller.

It's got everything a new mommy
of twins could ask for.

-It's nice, right?
-Oh, my God. Yes.

-Oh, my God!
-What's wrong?

What do you mean what's wrong?
You just gonna stand there

and act like I ain't already
told you what's wrong, Aaron?

You don't think I wanna pick out
my own damn stroller?

I'm the one that's
gonna be strolling it!

-Karen, come on, baby.
-No, Mama.

He just found out that he was
the father of one of my babies.

And now he's over here
doing too much!

You hear that?
You're doing too much!

-I'm doing too much?
-Yeah. Yeah.

-You know what?
-What color I want?

No.

What--what do you mean, no?

You heard me.

And not just no, but hell no!

And not just no, but hell no!

-Excuse my language.
-It's fine.

Karen, I am so tired
of you coming at me

with a foul attitude
when all I wanna do is help.

Oh, my gosh.

You're standing here telling me
I'm doing too much,

but honestly, I don't think
you've had a man in your life

who did enough.
You damn sure ain't had a man

who went above and beyond
for you.

And you damn sure don't know
how to receive it.

That's why Zac didn't know
how to deal with you.

-Excuse you.
-I am not done!

Now, I hate to say this
in front of your mom,

but I'm going to anyway.

Karen, sometimes you act so
miserable.

And you love to blame everybody
else for your misery.

You blame Zac.
You blame your friends.

You blame Fatima.
And you blame me of all people!

But you know, maybe, just maybe,
the person responsible

is the one staring back at you
in the mirror.

Now, Karen, I love you
still to this day.

Even when you didn't want me.

And even when you were
so content

on holding on to your memories
of Zac.

And that's fine, all right?
I had to accept that.

But what I will not tolerate
is your sour-ass outlook on life

driving a wedge
between me and my child.

Now, I am going to be here
to take care of my baby

and his or her sibling.

I am going to be here to support
you through this process

whether you like it or not.
So get used to it!

Get on board!
Get with the program!

This is happening!

Keep the stroller.

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Do you see how he
just talked to me?

Mm-hmm.

And baby, if you have half the
sense that I raised you with,

you'd take into consideration
everything he said.

Okay, I'm famished.
Let's go.

Okay, Mom.

It was a little bit harsh,
though, ain't it?

[Lisa] Well, you know,
it just felt that way

'cause of your low blood sugar.

-[Karen] Oh, is that what it is?
-[Lisa] That's it.

-What's up, baby?
-Hey, babe.

How was your day?

Oh, it was so good.

-Yeah?
-Andi got one in on Hayden.

Oh.

I know y'all turned up.

[laughs] Yeah, for a bit.

Where's Michael, babe?

He's upstairs taking a nap.

Okay, well, I guess
I'll get dinner started.

No need.
Already taken care of.

Hmm, let me guess.
Pizza and fish sticks?

[laughs] No.

How about whole wheat pasta,
spinach salad

with a side of tea sweetened
with agave nectar and lemon?

-Wow, okay, I see you.
-You see me, right?

I see you!

It's all right, it's all right.
Chill, chill, chill.

[indistinct]

[laughs] Cooking healthy meals
for the family.

I see you, Mr. Mom.
I love it.

I told you, I got this, man.

We gonna work this
whole thing out.

This whole co-parenting-slash-
going-for-our-dreams thing.

I promise you, I got you.

Well, I was thinking
about something.

Talk to me.
What you thinking about?

So hear me out.

Angela came up with a suggestion
that I--

-Angela...
-That I think might help.

-Wanna hear it?
-Okay. Go ahead.

What if we hired a nanny?

I ain't mad at that.
I ain't mad at that.

Uh, uh, uh!
I like a nanny!

-You like it?
-Yeah.

Don't get too excited.
She ain't gonna be cute, okay?

-That smells so--
-Give me my five back.

I want--
Give me my--

I don't want no--
Give me my five back.

I want my five back.

She gonna be real ugly.

-I want a cute nanny.
-I'm all the cuteness you need.

You right. You right.
You right. You right.

-Okay.
-All right.

It's gonna be good, though.

I got you.
Nanny it is.

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Yeah.
I got the quarterly report.

Let me call you--
Let me call you back.

Danni, you can't just barge
into my office.

-Since when?
-Since when?

Since you can't seem
to understand why I'm upset

with the way you handled
things with my kids.

Tony, I do understand.

-You do?
-Mm-hmm.

I've actually been trying
to figure out how to apologize

to your grouchy ass
for the past few days.

Even getting advice
from my girls,

and Zac,
and Fatima.

What'd they say?

Fatima said to tell you
how I feel.

Zac said to give you --
and feed you.

You know, I think Zac's
your best friend.

Do you?
You do?

-Yeah.
-Okay.

Seriously, I'm sorry.

Sabrina has had the dream of
being a mother her whole life.

And Karen at the least
has had the last few months

to wrap her head around it.

I don't even know
if I want kids.

And I understand that,
that is your baby girl

and maybe it was too soon
for her to learn about that.

And I was not trying
to expose her to it.

She exposed herself and I
could've been watching her more.

Yada, yada, yada, yada, yada.
You have to be patient with me.

I'm not Danni -- Poppins.

I think she was a nanny,
not a mom.

I feel like you're focusing
on the wrong part of the story.

All I'm saying is, I understand
that them bad-ass kids

are your bad-ass kids.

Y'all are a package deal.
And I wanna sign for it.

Did I think about
returning it to sender?

-I did.
-Okay.

But I want it,
I'm gonna keep it.

Me, too.

-Forgive me?
-Not quite.

Oh, wow, --.
I thought that was pretty good.

-It was good.
-As far as apologies.

It was good.

But maybe we should try
Zac's suggestion.

You're hungry?

Let's go get you something
to eat.

-We can go to the food court.
-I already ate today.

Hmm.

He said something else.
I don't know what it was.

It was like--

I think he said
something about you,

about you kissing me somewhere.

Oh, I like that,
but I think he said lower.

A little lower.

I don't remember this but--

I think it's a little
lower than that.

Zac said a little
lower than that.

I'm almost sure he did.

Oh.

Looks like I've come at a bad
time, much like you, Tony.

Tony, who's this
G.I. Jane-looking bitch?

Allow me to introduce myself.

I'm Tiffany Hamilton,
Tony's wife.

Ex-wife. Um, Danni, honey.

Meet Tiffany.

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Agent Watt?

[Danni] Next on Sistas...

[screams]

What the hell is going on
in here?

By the end of this situation,
I'm gonna have Marie

eating out of the
palm of my hand.

-Why are you stopping?
-I was just wondering,

have you stopped taking
your birth control?

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Here's to you.
Thanks for the support.

Appreciate it.

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