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Previously on "Reginald the Vampire"...
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How is it that even on the brink of
death, you continue to disappoint?
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You have 17 days left to live.
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Sarah, if there's anyone that
can help us, it's Abraham.
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Sarah's not coming.
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- She chose Reginald.
- [SNIFFLES]
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You're stronger than any of us,
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and yet you're choosing to do nothing?
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- Claire's the key.
- Any idea what it means?
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What do you say we get
the hell out of Ohio?
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Mike is going to turn me into a vampire.
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I cannot let you make another monster.
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[SCREAMS]
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[SHAKILY] He wasn't gonna turn me.
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He said no!
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We've been searching for
Uriel for two weeks now.
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Good to know there's
a time limit on grief.
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Hey, that's not fair, okay?
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Mike is gone, and I miss him too.
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But there's a vengeful
angel coming after us
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and as per Abraham's
last-minute shout-out,
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Claire is the key.
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Key to what?
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Key to a door? Key to a symphony?
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Key to a highway?
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All valid possibilities.
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But I was thinking more like
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a key to a portal that could
suck Balestro out or us in.
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Reggie.
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How many books on keys
and doors have you read
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in the last two weeks?
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3,610.
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And what do we know
about beating Balestro?
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Nothing. So, best-case scenario,
you're putting our survival
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in the hands of a 13-year-old girl
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who doesn't know squat about this key
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and how she's supposed to use it
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to save our species from extinction.
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Maybe there's no answer.
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I mean, look at our source.
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Abraham, son of Balestro,
the party animal?
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Abraham is just celebrating
the time he has left.
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And you know what?
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Sometimes I feel like I
should be doing the same.
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You want to celebrate? That's your plan?
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Or live my best life
for as long as it exists.
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Look at Angela.
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She's rocking her
joie de vivre in Paris.
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[SURF ROCK COVER OF "GOD
REST YE MERRY GENTLEMEN"]
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? ?
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Hey. No peeking until I'm finished.
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There's an 8-foot live
tree in my apartment
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draped in shiny baubles.
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It's like asking a cat
not to play with tinsel.
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Snack time!
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- Cookies!
- What kind?
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Just when I thought you were perfect,
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you raised the yule log.
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Oh, they're broken and bleeding.
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Are these ginger-dead cookies?
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Yes. [SNIFFS]
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Are you drinking Mama Nikki's eggnog?
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Is she not supposed to do that?
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It's called rum, hon. And it's a no-no.
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You may have a cookie.
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Ah!
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Just one or you'll spoil dinner.
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- Whatever.
- [LAUGHS]
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Wait. There's more.
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[TENDER MUSIC]
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? ?
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I'm ready.
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? ?
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What do you think?
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Best Christmas ever.
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? ?
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Finally.
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Got all Todd's favorites.
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Cheeseburger, extra pickles,
nachos, extra jalapenos,
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and green curry, extra naan.
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Where are you going?
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Hunting.
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Shouldn't we check in on Todd first?
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You know, together? [CHUCKLES]
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Todd has been in the break
room for almost two weeks
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with Mike's ashes.
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He's not doing great.
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He watched Mike get murdered.
Of course he's not doing great.
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And I feel like it kind
of gets you thinking about
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the fragility of life a little.
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You know, the eternal,
aren't so eternal.
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We need to be here for Todd.
All of us, like we agreed.
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[SIGHS]
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Look, I got the food.
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Okay? That I can do.
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But sitting around whining
about the fragility of life?
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I don't have time for that.
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Maurice, we don't
have time period, okay?
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Ashley dropped by earlier.
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They brought you a Christmas card.
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So Nikki is doing Christmas in April,
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and I'm the one with the problem?
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So go. Hunt.
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I'll tell Todd you said hi.
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[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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? ?
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- Do you want to talk about it?
- I'm all out of talk.
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Okay, well, I don't think
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locking up your emotions
is a good idea, either.
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The best way to unlock my
emotions is to find Uriel
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and to put him down.
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What if you can't find him?
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Then at least I tried.
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What about taking time to say
goodbye to the people we love?
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I get what Nikki wants to do, okay?
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I get what you and
Sarah are trying to do.
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We're gonna go camping.
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I'm sorry, Reggie.
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You and Sarah deserve each other, okay?
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I am not blind to that.
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But Angie's gone off to
Paris doing who knows what.
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So no goodbyes for me.
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[BIRDS SINGING]
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Didn't we agree that casual
lumberjack doesn't work
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without the beard?
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But it will work while you chop firewood
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and I drink pinot grigio out of a can.
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I don't really have to chop wood, do I?
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- Chopping wood is optional.
- Oh, thank you.
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But what we can do is
some stargazing, hmm?
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Big Dipper, Little Dipper.
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[CHUCKLING] All the dippers.
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[BOTH GIGGLE]
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Should we really be going away?
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We only have two days left.
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Shouldn't I be spending every
minute trying to save the day?
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Saving the day is still on the table.
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Seriously?
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Whatever you want to do,
I'm gonna do it with you.
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Well, Abraham said Claire was the key.
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Abraham is Balestro's son.
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And Claire is the
daughter of an incubus.
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Father, son, father, daughter.
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Maybe we start there.
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You're so awesome.
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Just a reminder. [CHUCKLES]
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The feeling is mutual.
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So no camping.
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- Not today.
- No stargazing?
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The sky is full of clouds.
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[SIGHS] But I bought so much bear spray.
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Plenty of time for bear spray later.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Sorry about this place.
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[SIGHS SOFTLY]
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It's a mess.
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Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I heard you.
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I need to eat.
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How can I?
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Why didn't you turn me?
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You promised, and then you took it back
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at the last minute.
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[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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? ?
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That was insensitive.
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[SIGHS SOFTLY]
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I... don't mean to complain.
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I just... I can't
stop thinking about it.
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I should have protected you!
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Well, duh! Of course I would have died!
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But what's my life compared to yours?
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Nothing. I am...
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[SHAKILY] I am nothing.
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You didn't turn me
because I'm not worthy.
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[SOBS] That proves it, man.
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I didn't protect you.
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I didn't avenge you.
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I didn't do anything
'cause I just stood there.
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[SOBBING] I'm a coward.
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And I'm a fucking idiot!
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[ITEMS CLATTERING]
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[SNIFFLING AND SOBBING]
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[SNIFFLES]
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I'm sorry.
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[CRYING]
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I'll put out word to Altus.
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Anything he remembers,
anything he can find out.
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Nikki and Ashley?
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Keeping a sharp eye on her,
watching for something new.
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Claire is the key.
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So we finally got that place in Mexico.
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Little one-bedroom with
the outdoor kitchen?
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Mm-hmm.
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- What's the shade situation?
- Oh, you didn't hear?
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In Mexico, I'm immune to the sun's rays.
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- You think of everything.
- Mm.
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Now all we need is one
or two or ten rescue dogs,
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and that would be perfect.
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More hot chocolate? Mm?
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I hate that calendar.
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It's a necessary reminder.
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How are you so calm about this?
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Maybe Abraham is right.
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Accept my fate and do what
makes me happy until it comes.
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And look, you are what makes me happy.
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Okay.
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But if it's all the same to you,
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I'm gonna hate on that calendar
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for the next two days.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Look.
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Promise me when I go,
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you'll be on the first bus
to Mexico living out our dream
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on the beach in the sun.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Changing the subject. Mm-hmm?
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- I got you something.
- [GASPS]
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- Oh, you did?
- Mm-hmm.
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From the flea market.
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What? [GASPS]
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- It's a surfboard.
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh, I love it.
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I'm never gonna take it off.
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- [SWITCH CLICKS]
- Oh, and look.
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Hmm?
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The clouds are gone
and the stars are out.
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- Look at that.
- Huh. What do you know?
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- Wow.
- [CHUCKLES]
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[DREAMY UPBEAT MUSIC]
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- Oh, look.
- Hmm?
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- Cassiopeia.
- Oh, where?
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- No idea.
- Hmm.
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But I just like the way that it sounds.
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[CHUCKLES]
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? ?
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[FAINT ROCKING BEAT]
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? ?
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Excuse me.
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Are you okay?
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How do I look?
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Like somebody punched you in the face.
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Mind if I sit?
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Go on. Sit down if you want to.
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? ?
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What's your name?
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Maurice.
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Yours?
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Irma. Irma Franklin.
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Irma was my mom's name.
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Well, how about that?
Something in common.
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Look, not that it's any of my business,
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but someone hits you, you call the cops?
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Not an option.
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Me and the police
don't exactly get along.
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Fair enough.
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Let me hit them for you.
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Whoever did that to you.
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If I wanted them hit, I
would have done it myself.
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Tell me what happened.
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Abbreviated version?
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Landlord wants to sell
the building I'm living in.
263
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Problem is, I got a lease.
So do most of the tenants.
264
00:12:21,573 --> 00:12:23,774
He bought a few of us
out, but the rest stayed.
265
00:12:23,775 --> 00:12:26,945
Suddenly, no hot water.
266
00:12:26,978 --> 00:12:28,947
Too much heat.
267
00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:31,330
Man intends to get us out
of there any way he can.
268
00:12:31,349 --> 00:12:32,651
But he can't do that.
269
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,218
It's called self-eviction
under the law.
270
00:12:34,219 --> 00:12:36,788
And no, he cannot.
271
00:12:36,822 --> 00:12:39,591
But the law moves slowly, if at all,
272
00:12:39,624 --> 00:12:43,662
so I organized a rent strike.
273
00:12:43,695 --> 00:12:46,765
Hit him where it hurts.
274
00:12:46,798 --> 00:12:48,967
This is what I get.
275
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,435
How can I help?
276
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,636
You got a law degree
with a side of expertise
277
00:12:52,637 --> 00:12:54,639
in Ohio landlord-tenant regulation?
278
00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:55,762
- No.
- Mm.
279
00:12:55,773 --> 00:12:57,542
None of that.
280
00:12:57,576 --> 00:13:00,679
? ?
281
00:13:00,712 --> 00:13:02,113
What's your story, anyway?
282
00:13:02,147 --> 00:13:04,883
[SIGHS]
283
00:13:04,916 --> 00:13:07,953
The abbreviated version.
284
00:13:07,986 --> 00:13:10,816
Why don't we just get one of
everything and call it a day?
285
00:13:10,822 --> 00:13:13,391
This glampground's amenities are vast.
286
00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:14,993
- Want desert?
- Yeah.
287
00:13:15,026 --> 00:13:16,661
Of course you do.
288
00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:25,904
- [DOOR CLICKS]
- What did you forget?
289
00:13:25,937 --> 00:13:27,472
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
290
00:13:27,572 --> 00:13:29,674
[GASPS] Uriel.
291
00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:30,774
I... I need to tell you something.
292
00:13:30,775 --> 00:13:33,211
- I need to explain.
- You killed Mike.
293
00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:35,279
There's no explanation.
Get the fuck out of here!
294
00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:37,181
Can't do that, Sarah.
Please listen to me.
295
00:13:37,182 --> 00:13:38,250
Okay. I'll listen.
296
00:13:38,283 --> 00:13:40,051
I'll listen.
297
00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:42,354
I'm going to make some tea, okay?
298
00:13:42,387 --> 00:13:44,022
Would you... you want some tea?
299
00:13:44,055 --> 00:13:48,260
? ?
300
00:13:48,293 --> 00:13:50,262
- [DOOR SLAMS]
- I'm not crazy!
301
00:13:50,295 --> 00:13:52,664
I told you to never read my mind again.
302
00:13:52,697 --> 00:13:54,232
Sarah, please. We need to talk.
303
00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:55,734
You're crazy.
304
00:13:55,767 --> 00:13:58,036
Oh, look. I said it out loud this time.
305
00:13:58,069 --> 00:14:00,238
? ?
306
00:14:00,272 --> 00:14:01,606
Come with me.
307
00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:03,073
I'm not going anywhere with you.
308
00:14:03,074 --> 00:14:04,676
And you can't make me.
309
00:14:04,709 --> 00:14:07,078
Oh, yes. I believe I can.
310
00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:09,080
[OMINOUS CHIMES]
311
00:14:11,741 --> 00:14:14,944
The craziest thing
happened. After the war.
312
00:14:15,191 --> 00:14:16,726
Vietnam.
313
00:14:16,759 --> 00:14:18,628
Right. [CHUCKLES]
314
00:14:18,661 --> 00:14:21,631
President Nixon passed the national wage
315
00:14:21,664 --> 00:14:24,667
and, uh price control.
316
00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:26,902
Rent control.
317
00:14:26,903 --> 00:14:28,638
- Landlords were not happy.
- Mm.
318
00:14:28,671 --> 00:14:29,905
How long did that last?
319
00:14:29,906 --> 00:14:31,507
Not long.
320
00:14:31,541 --> 00:14:33,509
They phased it out a couple years later.
321
00:14:33,543 --> 00:14:38,581
But activists, they... they
continue to push to extend it.
322
00:14:38,614 --> 00:14:41,250
All over. San Jose, Oakland.
323
00:14:41,251 --> 00:14:43,418
Berkeley was actually the
first rent-controlled city
324
00:14:43,419 --> 00:14:45,087
in the state.
325
00:14:45,121 --> 00:14:47,657
- We won that fight.
- We?
326
00:14:47,690 --> 00:14:50,159
Might want to credit them that did it.
327
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:52,328
I mean my dad.
328
00:14:52,361 --> 00:14:55,731
He was a Panther. Believed in justice.
329
00:15:01,971 --> 00:15:03,706
Thanks for the walk.
330
00:15:03,739 --> 00:15:06,042
You're right. It's a nice night for it.
331
00:15:06,075 --> 00:15:07,743
Maybe next time, you can tell me
332
00:15:07,777 --> 00:15:09,946
a story from this century.
333
00:15:09,979 --> 00:15:14,884
Hey, can I ask a question?
334
00:15:14,917 --> 00:15:17,186
This landlord...
335
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:18,688
why didn't you hit him back?
336
00:15:18,721 --> 00:15:20,756
I don't believe in violence.
337
00:15:20,790 --> 00:15:22,625
The way I see it, if I act like that,
338
00:15:22,658 --> 00:15:25,261
no matter how much I want to,
339
00:15:25,294 --> 00:15:26,854
then I'm no better than they are.
340
00:15:26,896 --> 00:15:28,297
There's nothing wrong
341
00:15:28,298 --> 00:15:30,131
with fighting for what you believe in.
342
00:15:30,132 --> 00:15:33,069
No, there's not.
343
00:15:33,102 --> 00:15:36,906
But there are other ways to fight.
344
00:15:39,275 --> 00:15:41,110
Thanks for the walk.
345
00:15:46,315 --> 00:15:49,252
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
346
00:15:49,285 --> 00:15:51,554
? ?
347
00:15:51,587 --> 00:15:53,289
[SIGHS]
348
00:15:53,322 --> 00:15:56,858
It's beginning to look
a lot like Christmas
349
00:15:56,859 --> 00:15:58,460
- threw up in here.
- [LAUGHS] I know.
350
00:15:58,461 --> 00:16:00,229
It's perfect.
351
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:05,067
Ash, on a scale of one to ten
drunk Santas, how did we do?
352
00:16:05,101 --> 00:16:06,469
Great.
353
00:16:06,502 --> 00:16:08,271
Best Yule ever.
354
00:16:08,272 --> 00:16:09,771
Um, any Christmas movie requests?
355
00:16:09,772 --> 00:16:10,939
Because I'm making a list.
356
00:16:10,940 --> 00:16:13,309
Two words: Christmas horror.
357
00:16:13,342 --> 00:16:16,279
[SOFT FESTIVE MUSIC]
358
00:16:16,312 --> 00:16:19,982
? ?
359
00:16:20,016 --> 00:16:23,019
Something's wrong. Don't deny it.
360
00:16:23,052 --> 00:16:25,154
Talk to me.
361
00:16:25,188 --> 00:16:27,323
I can't do this.
362
00:16:27,356 --> 00:16:28,791
I know.
363
00:16:28,792 --> 00:16:30,892
It's saccharine enough
to give us cavities.
364
00:16:30,893 --> 00:16:33,362
But I say lean in. [CHUCKLES]
365
00:16:33,396 --> 00:16:36,132
I'm not talking about that.
366
00:16:36,165 --> 00:16:37,934
I know.
367
00:16:37,967 --> 00:16:40,336
I'm talking about parenting.
368
00:16:40,369 --> 00:16:42,904
Especially the single-parent variety.
369
00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:44,974
Oh, Ash.
370
00:16:45,007 --> 00:16:47,944
You and Claire are taken care of.
371
00:16:47,977 --> 00:16:49,946
Vampire assassins don't come cheap.
372
00:16:49,979 --> 00:16:52,615
And despite my wicked style...
373
00:16:52,648 --> 00:16:54,851
[CHUCKLES] I'm surprisingly frugal.
374
00:16:56,485 --> 00:16:58,854
Switzerland, the Caymans.
375
00:16:58,855 --> 00:17:00,957
I've got money, and it's all yours.
376
00:17:00,990 --> 00:17:02,525
So I can buy her things?
377
00:17:02,558 --> 00:17:03,993
All of the things.
378
00:17:04,026 --> 00:17:06,362
But there's more to life than things.
379
00:17:06,395 --> 00:17:08,164
I gave her high-octane eggnog,
380
00:17:08,197 --> 00:17:09,532
and I don't know rules
381
00:17:09,533 --> 00:17:11,433
like just one or you'll
spoil your dinner.
382
00:17:11,434 --> 00:17:14,203
You might be a vampire, but
I'm practically an alien.
383
00:17:14,204 --> 00:17:16,371
I'm gonna turn Claire
into a diabetic alcoholic.
384
00:17:16,372 --> 00:17:19,008
[CHUCKLES] No, you won't.
And she'll help you.
385
00:17:19,041 --> 00:17:20,743
She's a smart kid.
386
00:17:20,776 --> 00:17:22,645
But she's not just any kid.
387
00:17:22,646 --> 00:17:25,547
She's a kid with zappy fingers
and an incubus for a father.
388
00:17:25,548 --> 00:17:28,150
I'll be raising a superhuman.
I can't do this alone.
389
00:17:28,184 --> 00:17:29,885
You won't be alone.
390
00:17:29,886 --> 00:17:31,720
I will be because you're going to die,
391
00:17:31,721 --> 00:17:34,257
and you're the only one who gets me.
392
00:17:34,290 --> 00:17:37,059
[SOMBER MUSIC]
393
00:17:37,093 --> 00:17:39,262
? ?
394
00:17:39,295 --> 00:17:40,429
Uh... hey, hon.
395
00:17:40,430 --> 00:17:41,897
Did you pick out some movies?
396
00:17:41,898 --> 00:17:43,699
Yeah.
397
00:17:43,733 --> 00:17:46,536
I don't think I'm in the mood anymore.
398
00:17:46,569 --> 00:17:47,937
Shit.
399
00:17:47,970 --> 00:17:49,572
[DOOR SLAMS]
400
00:17:49,605 --> 00:17:56,546
? ?
401
00:17:56,579 --> 00:18:00,082
Hope you're hungry. I
have one of everything!
402
00:18:00,116 --> 00:18:03,052
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
403
00:18:03,085 --> 00:18:05,855
? ?
404
00:18:05,888 --> 00:18:09,358
Sarah? Sarah?
405
00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:10,859
Holy shit!
406
00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:12,395
? ?
407
00:18:12,396 --> 00:18:13,895
Probably should have left
him in the break room.
408
00:18:13,896 --> 00:18:15,765
Hey, all hands on deck, right?
409
00:18:15,865 --> 00:18:17,866
- Todd is not doing great.
- I don't care.
410
00:18:17,867 --> 00:18:19,368
We're finding Sarah.
411
00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:21,137
Are you even sure it was Uriel?
412
00:18:21,170 --> 00:18:23,580
Uriel is an obsessive
angel with a broken heart.
413
00:18:23,606 --> 00:18:25,241
Yeah, it was him.
414
00:18:25,274 --> 00:18:26,776
I should have seen this coming.
415
00:18:26,876 --> 00:18:28,377
It's not your fault.
416
00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:31,314
Uriel killed Mike with his bare hands.
417
00:18:31,347 --> 00:18:33,616
[SOMBER MUSIC]
418
00:18:33,649 --> 00:18:36,385
[SOFTLY] Mike.
419
00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:38,454
Todd, I'm so sorry. I...
420
00:18:38,488 --> 00:18:41,791
No, it's no problem.
421
00:18:41,891 --> 00:18:44,961
Hey, I got a great
idea, real game changer.
422
00:18:44,994 --> 00:18:47,063
Okay?
423
00:18:47,096 --> 00:18:48,264
Turn me.
424
00:18:48,297 --> 00:18:49,932
It's not gonna happen, okay?
425
00:18:49,933 --> 00:18:51,933
And we don't have time
to waste on hypotheticals.
426
00:18:51,934 --> 00:18:53,935
It'd be three against
one instead of two.
427
00:18:53,936 --> 00:18:55,505
Do the math.
428
00:18:55,538 --> 00:18:59,008
Even if we turned you,
you'd be useless for days.
429
00:18:59,041 --> 00:19:02,844
And in this case, most
likely dead in two.
430
00:19:02,845 --> 00:19:04,613
In two days, I won't care
what happens to me anyways.
431
00:19:04,614 --> 00:19:06,315
Then care what happens to Sarah,
432
00:19:06,349 --> 00:19:07,850
because we're gonna find her,
433
00:19:07,884 --> 00:19:09,952
and she's gonna be really messed up.
434
00:19:09,986 --> 00:19:12,522
And when I'm gone,
435
00:19:12,555 --> 00:19:15,758
she's gonna really need
your help to deal with that.
436
00:19:15,858 --> 00:19:17,560
Okay?
437
00:19:20,196 --> 00:19:21,464
Okay.
438
00:19:21,497 --> 00:19:27,970
? ?
439
00:19:28,004 --> 00:19:30,973
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
440
00:19:31,007 --> 00:19:36,878
? ?
441
00:19:36,879 --> 00:19:38,681
Reginald will find me.
442
00:19:38,714 --> 00:19:40,783
He'll bring Maurice with him.
443
00:19:40,883 --> 00:19:43,519
You have no idea what
kind of trouble you're in.
444
00:19:43,553 --> 00:19:48,724
You prayed to me, and I
revealed myself to you.
445
00:19:48,758 --> 00:19:51,727
Angels never reveal their
true nature to humans.
446
00:19:51,761 --> 00:19:55,565
It is forbidden. But I did.
447
00:19:55,598 --> 00:19:57,967
And now, I suffer the consequences.
448
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,837
The sinful things I've done.
449
00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:02,471
Raphael was right.
450
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,574
You have a corrupting nature.
451
00:20:04,607 --> 00:20:07,009
He warned me.
452
00:20:07,043 --> 00:20:08,845
If I stayed, I would lose my soul.
453
00:20:08,878 --> 00:20:10,713
Is that what you want from me?
454
00:20:10,746 --> 00:20:14,350
We'll protect you from
harm ever and always.
455
00:20:14,383 --> 00:20:15,433
That's what you said.
456
00:20:15,451 --> 00:20:16,719
I meant every word.
457
00:20:16,752 --> 00:20:18,521
- Then show me.
- I will protect you.
458
00:20:18,554 --> 00:20:19,822
By keeping me here?
459
00:20:19,856 --> 00:20:21,858
How can I protect you if I let you go?
460
00:20:21,891 --> 00:20:24,227
This is the only way
for me to watch over you.
461
00:20:24,260 --> 00:20:27,163
That's not protection. That's a prison.
462
00:20:27,196 --> 00:20:28,664
Sarah.
463
00:20:28,665 --> 00:20:30,565
You are the source of
your own corruption.
464
00:20:30,566 --> 00:20:32,100
- Please.
- You didn't lose your soul.
465
00:20:32,101 --> 00:20:33,202
You gave it away.
466
00:20:33,236 --> 00:20:35,404
[SHOUTING] Do not provoke me!
467
00:20:35,438 --> 00:20:37,340
[TENSE MUSIC]
468
00:20:37,373 --> 00:20:39,509
[SOFTLY] I'm not trying to provoke you.
469
00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:41,210
I'm trying to tell you the truth.
470
00:20:41,244 --> 00:20:43,846
? ?
471
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:47,717
I will never love you.
472
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:53,756
? ?
473
00:20:53,789 --> 00:20:56,092
[GASPING FOR BREATH]
474
00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:57,727
? ?
475
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,295
I think we're done talking now.
476
00:20:59,328 --> 00:21:02,732
[GASPING FOR BREATH]
477
00:21:02,765 --> 00:21:03,815
? ?
478
00:21:04,703 --> 00:21:06,371
? We wish you a Merry Christmas ?
479
00:21:07,847 --> 00:21:09,815
? We wish you a Merry Christmas ?
480
00:21:10,288 --> 00:21:13,491
Claire, I totally appreciate
the silent treatment.
481
00:21:13,770 --> 00:21:14,971
More power to you.
482
00:21:15,005 --> 00:21:16,339
? And a happy new year ?
483
00:21:16,350 --> 00:21:17,985
But I think we should talk.
484
00:21:18,108 --> 00:21:21,078
You don't have to explain.
I'm used to it by now.
485
00:21:21,111 --> 00:21:22,646
Used to what?
486
00:21:22,679 --> 00:21:24,981
I was too much for Altus.
487
00:21:25,015 --> 00:21:27,651
He couldn't deal, so he left.
I'm too much for you too.
488
00:21:27,684 --> 00:21:28,985
No, that's wrong.
489
00:21:29,019 --> 00:21:31,555
You coming here, it's the best thing.
490
00:21:31,588 --> 00:21:34,725
Being part of a new family is hard.
491
00:21:34,758 --> 00:21:38,195
But the end of days is
coming for every vampire.
492
00:21:38,228 --> 00:21:40,230
I get it.
493
00:21:40,231 --> 00:21:42,531
Ashley shouldn't have
to do this on their own.
494
00:21:42,532 --> 00:21:43,667
Oh.
495
00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:45,602
Thing is, Claire...
496
00:21:45,635 --> 00:21:47,671
[SNIFFLES]
497
00:21:47,704 --> 00:21:50,741
No one can do this alone.
498
00:21:50,774 --> 00:21:52,709
Not even your mom.
499
00:21:52,743 --> 00:21:55,245
She had Altus.
500
00:21:55,278 --> 00:21:58,081
More than you knew.
501
00:21:58,115 --> 00:22:00,183
Sometimes, raising a
kid is a team sport.
502
00:22:00,217 --> 00:22:02,019
Well, I don't have a team.
503
00:22:02,052 --> 00:22:03,419
Not really.
504
00:22:03,420 --> 00:22:05,756
Sure you do. You've got me.
505
00:22:05,789 --> 00:22:08,592
And you've got Sarah and Todd.
506
00:22:08,593 --> 00:22:11,494
You'll have your dad when you
least expect it. [CHUCKLES]
507
00:22:11,495 --> 00:22:13,463
You and me...
508
00:22:13,497 --> 00:22:16,433
we're gonna have teammates
coming out of our ears.
509
00:22:16,466 --> 00:22:19,202
? We wish you a Merry Christmas ?
510
00:22:19,236 --> 00:22:22,939
I'm so lucky to have you two.
511
00:22:22,973 --> 00:22:25,208
We good?
512
00:22:25,242 --> 00:22:27,644
Always.
513
00:22:27,677 --> 00:22:31,314
? Glad tidings we bring
to you and your kin ?
514
00:22:31,348 --> 00:22:33,550
[ALARM BEEPING]
515
00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:35,052
Is the tofurkey burning?
516
00:22:35,085 --> 00:22:37,154
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
- [ALARM BEEPING]
517
00:22:37,187 --> 00:22:39,923
- [GROANS]
- Oh, no.
518
00:22:39,956 --> 00:22:41,058
Oh, that's hot.
519
00:22:41,091 --> 00:22:43,392
Just... just use the oven mitt.
520
00:22:43,393 --> 00:22:45,562
Where... where do we put them?
521
00:22:45,595 --> 00:22:48,231
Um, I don't know.
522
00:22:48,265 --> 00:22:49,933
Honey, don't do that.
523
00:22:49,966 --> 00:22:51,268
Okay.
524
00:22:51,269 --> 00:22:52,935
- Don't touch that, baby.
- Babe, babe.
525
00:22:52,936 --> 00:22:55,806
Should we just, um, not eat this?
526
00:22:55,839 --> 00:22:57,107
Yeah, maybe not.
527
00:22:57,140 --> 00:22:59,009
Okay. Let's just order for you guys.
528
00:22:59,042 --> 00:23:01,978
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
529
00:23:02,012 --> 00:23:04,915
? ?
530
00:23:04,948 --> 00:23:07,484
I never prayed to you.
531
00:23:07,517 --> 00:23:08,985
That's a lie.
532
00:23:09,019 --> 00:23:13,523
My prayers were
delivered to an empty sky.
533
00:23:13,557 --> 00:23:15,792
They were heard.
534
00:23:15,826 --> 00:23:19,129
By creatures I was
tricked into worshipping.
535
00:23:19,162 --> 00:23:21,631
A prayer to one angel
is a prayer to us all.
536
00:23:21,665 --> 00:23:23,133
No.
537
00:23:23,166 --> 00:23:26,837
An angel enlightens with truth,
538
00:23:26,870 --> 00:23:29,773
inspires with courage,
539
00:23:29,806 --> 00:23:34,544
and lifts me up with kindness and love.
540
00:23:34,578 --> 00:23:36,813
I tried to give you all of that.
541
00:23:36,847 --> 00:23:38,281
It wasn't a gift.
542
00:23:38,315 --> 00:23:40,450
It was a threat.
543
00:23:40,484 --> 00:23:43,386
All I need is a chance.
I was created to do this.
544
00:23:43,387 --> 00:23:45,522
No.
545
00:23:45,555 --> 00:23:49,026
There's only one
person who I've ever met
546
00:23:49,059 --> 00:23:51,862
who gave me all those gifts.
547
00:23:51,895 --> 00:23:55,799
Sometimes imperfectly,
sometimes at the wrong time,
548
00:23:55,832 --> 00:23:59,002
but in the end, he is my angel.
549
00:24:00,737 --> 00:24:03,907
Not him.
550
00:24:03,940 --> 00:24:06,510
He is imperfect.
551
00:24:06,543 --> 00:24:08,645
Ugly.
552
00:24:08,678 --> 00:24:10,147
Dead.
553
00:24:10,180 --> 00:24:14,685
He is humble, kind, and beautiful.
554
00:24:14,718 --> 00:24:17,821
But I can give you everything he can.
555
00:24:19,256 --> 00:24:20,757
Prove it.
556
00:24:20,791 --> 00:24:22,993
Name the thing he gave you that I can't.
557
00:24:23,026 --> 00:24:24,761
Name it, and I will give it to you.
558
00:24:24,795 --> 00:24:27,564
[TENSE MUSIC]
559
00:24:27,597 --> 00:24:29,866
Freedom.
560
00:24:29,900 --> 00:24:36,807
? ?
561
00:24:44,548 --> 00:24:47,584
Sarah. Holy shit.
562
00:24:47,617 --> 00:24:50,187
I thought Uriel took you.
563
00:24:50,220 --> 00:24:53,190
- He did.
- I knew it.
564
00:24:53,223 --> 00:24:54,925
Where is he? I need to find Maurice.
565
00:24:54,958 --> 00:24:56,460
We're gonna handle him, okay?
566
00:24:56,461 --> 00:24:58,394
But you need to hide,
someplace he won't suspect.
567
00:24:58,395 --> 00:24:59,863
- I'm not hiding.
- What?
568
00:24:59,896 --> 00:25:01,398
I don't think I need to.
569
00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:05,068
He's lost in his sins.
570
00:25:05,102 --> 00:25:07,471
Oh, my God. Are you okay?
571
00:25:07,504 --> 00:25:09,806
Oh, my God. Wait a minute.
572
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,609
Of course you're not okay.
573
00:25:12,642 --> 00:25:14,211
You're my angel.
574
00:25:14,212 --> 00:25:15,611
Given what we know about angels,
575
00:25:15,612 --> 00:25:17,426
it's probably better
that I'm your vampire.
576
00:25:17,427 --> 00:25:18,895
You're my vampire.
577
00:25:18,896 --> 00:25:20,007
Much better. [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
578
00:25:20,008 --> 00:25:22,252
But you're gonna die.
579
00:25:22,253 --> 00:25:23,853
We don't need to talk about that now.
580
00:25:23,854 --> 00:25:25,756
Yes, we do.
581
00:25:25,789 --> 00:25:28,325
[SOMBER MUSIC]
582
00:25:28,425 --> 00:25:32,428
? ?
583
00:25:32,429 --> 00:25:34,798
[SIGHS SOFTLY]
584
00:25:34,831 --> 00:25:36,333
I really don't deserve you.
585
00:25:36,433 --> 00:25:38,735
[SHAKILY] No.
586
00:25:38,769 --> 00:25:41,505
- But you're getting there.
- Mm.
587
00:25:41,538 --> 00:25:45,642
? ?
588
00:25:45,675 --> 00:25:48,445
[BIRDS SINGING]
589
00:25:51,982 --> 00:25:53,750
[KNOCKS]
590
00:25:53,784 --> 00:25:55,152
Oh, Crap.
591
00:25:57,788 --> 00:25:59,623
- Hey, Claire.
- Hey, big guy.
592
00:25:59,656 --> 00:26:01,458
Uh, come in. Sarah's asleep, so...
593
00:26:01,491 --> 00:26:03,627
No. It's better if I do this here.
594
00:26:03,660 --> 00:26:05,128
Do what?
595
00:26:05,162 --> 00:26:07,097
Also...
596
00:26:07,130 --> 00:26:08,665
what's with the bag?
597
00:26:08,699 --> 00:26:10,867
I'm going to stay
with Altus for a while.
598
00:26:10,868 --> 00:26:12,134
What? Why? What happened?
599
00:26:12,135 --> 00:26:14,470
Ashley and Nikki should
spend their last days together
600
00:26:14,471 --> 00:26:17,107
without worrying how to
raise a teenage incubus.
601
00:26:17,108 --> 00:26:18,207
Half-teenage incubus.
602
00:26:18,208 --> 00:26:19,276
You know what I mean.
603
00:26:21,912 --> 00:26:24,281
Yeah, I do.
604
00:26:24,314 --> 00:26:26,415
- Say it.
- Say what?
605
00:26:26,416 --> 00:26:28,018
I can see your big brain working.
606
00:26:28,019 --> 00:26:29,752
[SIGHS] You know, the funny thing is
607
00:26:29,753 --> 00:26:31,587
my brain's actually the
same size as everyone else's,
608
00:26:31,588 --> 00:26:33,089
but everyone keeps saying
it's big, but in fact...
609
00:26:33,090 --> 00:26:34,140
Reginald.
610
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:38,662
Okay.
611
00:26:38,695 --> 00:26:40,530
You're the key.
612
00:26:40,564 --> 00:26:42,466
Abraham said so, okay?
613
00:26:42,467 --> 00:26:45,067
And I know we tried our hardest
to figure out what that means
614
00:26:45,068 --> 00:26:46,536
and I know we came up short.
615
00:26:46,570 --> 00:26:48,705
But I just can't help but feeling like
616
00:26:48,739 --> 00:26:50,374
we might have missed something.
617
00:26:50,407 --> 00:26:52,376
Calling me the key doesn't make me one.
618
00:26:52,409 --> 00:26:56,013
I've already got
lightning in my fingers.
619
00:26:56,046 --> 00:26:57,948
Isn't that enough?
620
00:27:00,250 --> 00:27:03,387
Yes, it is.
621
00:27:08,925 --> 00:27:10,861
So...
622
00:27:12,963 --> 00:27:14,865
I'll see you around, okay?
623
00:27:16,266 --> 00:27:18,101
Drop by any time.
624
00:27:18,135 --> 00:27:21,071
[GENTLE PIANO MUSIC]
625
00:27:21,104 --> 00:27:22,205
? ?
626
00:27:22,239 --> 00:27:23,907
You know,
627
00:27:23,940 --> 00:27:27,511
you were the first
person who knew my secret.
628
00:27:27,544 --> 00:27:30,213
That basically makes you my best friend.
629
00:27:30,247 --> 00:27:32,716
Or my first-ever friend, I guess?
630
00:27:32,717 --> 00:27:34,650
You ate all the
hamburger in our freezer.
631
00:27:34,651 --> 00:27:36,086
[CHUCKLES] I really did.
632
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:38,288
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
633
00:27:38,321 --> 00:27:40,123
? ?
634
00:27:40,157 --> 00:27:41,258
Come here.
635
00:27:41,291 --> 00:27:44,428
? ?
636
00:27:44,461 --> 00:27:46,697
[SIGHS]
637
00:27:46,730 --> 00:27:50,734
Thank you for everything you did for me.
638
00:27:50,767 --> 00:27:54,204
? ?
639
00:27:54,237 --> 00:27:56,373
Hey.
640
00:27:56,406 --> 00:27:59,876
Want to hear something a little crazy?
641
00:27:59,910 --> 00:28:03,246
I genuinely feel like
I'm gonna see you again.
642
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:04,715
You promise?
643
00:28:07,451 --> 00:28:10,420
I promise.
644
00:28:10,454 --> 00:28:17,394
? ?
645
00:28:22,866 --> 00:28:24,835
Bye, Claire.
646
00:28:24,868 --> 00:28:26,636
? ?
647
00:28:26,670 --> 00:28:28,638
[SIGHS]
648
00:28:51,706 --> 00:28:52,912
Sarah's back.
649
00:28:54,612 --> 00:28:56,714
She's gonna be all right.
650
00:29:02,620 --> 00:29:05,456
I didn't know what to do with his ashes.
651
00:29:07,859 --> 00:29:11,195
Scattering ashes is a human custom.
652
00:29:11,362 --> 00:29:12,796
A way to say goodbye.
653
00:29:14,832 --> 00:29:16,734
I don't know if I can do it.
654
00:29:17,099 --> 00:29:18,234
[SIGHS]
655
00:29:21,957 --> 00:29:23,592
Got you something.
656
00:29:26,844 --> 00:29:29,714
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
657
00:29:29,747 --> 00:29:32,583
? ?
658
00:29:32,787 --> 00:29:36,290
Alkaline Crush?
659
00:29:36,324 --> 00:29:38,693
It's Mike's punk band.
660
00:29:38,726 --> 00:29:40,127
[CHUCKLES]
661
00:29:40,161 --> 00:29:43,030
- They had swag?
- [CHUCKLES]
662
00:29:43,064 --> 00:29:45,466
Look, man,
663
00:29:45,499 --> 00:29:47,635
one night, they're playing
664
00:29:47,668 --> 00:29:50,271
in this shithole pub in Ireland.
665
00:29:50,304 --> 00:29:55,209
And about 20...
666
00:29:55,242 --> 00:29:58,112
20 football fans came
busting in after a match.
667
00:30:00,147 --> 00:30:03,551
Took 'em maybe about a minute
668
00:30:03,584 --> 00:30:06,654
before they started brawling,
and no one could split them up.
669
00:30:07,955 --> 00:30:09,957
And there's Mike,
670
00:30:09,991 --> 00:30:12,460
putting his bass guitar to the amps,
671
00:30:12,493 --> 00:30:16,430
bringing each and every one
of them to their knees, man.
672
00:30:16,464 --> 00:30:17,798
With his guitar?
673
00:30:17,832 --> 00:30:19,433
With his fucking guitar.
674
00:30:19,467 --> 00:30:21,302
[LAUGHS]
675
00:30:21,335 --> 00:30:23,237
[SOFT LAUGHTER]
676
00:30:23,270 --> 00:30:26,173
[BITTERSWEET MUSIC]
677
00:30:26,207 --> 00:30:27,308
? ?
678
00:30:27,341 --> 00:30:29,243
All his stories...
679
00:30:31,679 --> 00:30:33,481
None of them will bring him back.
680
00:30:37,718 --> 00:30:42,323
Todd, there's a good chance
that Reggie, Nikki, Angela,
681
00:30:42,356 --> 00:30:46,827
and me, we're gonna
be gone for good, okay?
682
00:30:46,861 --> 00:30:51,198
And I don't want us to be forgotten.
683
00:30:51,232 --> 00:30:54,168
I want our lives to mean something.
684
00:30:54,201 --> 00:30:56,637
So we need you.
685
00:30:56,671 --> 00:31:00,841
We need you to tell our stories.
686
00:31:00,875 --> 00:31:03,044
Because if you don't...
687
00:31:03,077 --> 00:31:05,279
? ?
688
00:31:05,313 --> 00:31:07,815
We'll be gone for good.
689
00:31:07,848 --> 00:31:09,617
? ?
690
00:31:09,650 --> 00:31:13,220
No one will forget.
691
00:31:13,254 --> 00:31:16,324
I won't let them.
692
00:31:16,357 --> 00:31:18,326
You have my word.
693
00:31:18,359 --> 00:31:25,299
? ?
694
00:31:28,402 --> 00:31:30,571
[SIGHS]
695
00:31:30,604 --> 00:31:37,545
? ?
696
00:31:51,926 --> 00:31:54,428
[SNIFFLES]
697
00:31:54,462 --> 00:31:56,364
Did you want to say something?
698
00:31:56,397 --> 00:31:58,366
? ?
699
00:31:58,399 --> 00:32:01,268
I already did.
700
00:32:01,302 --> 00:32:04,205
Okay. [SNIFFLES]
701
00:32:04,238 --> 00:32:06,774
? ?
702
00:32:06,807 --> 00:32:09,076
Goodbye, Mikey.
703
00:32:09,110 --> 00:32:12,079
[PEACEFUL SOMBER MUSIC]
704
00:32:12,113 --> 00:32:19,053
? ?
705
00:32:35,269 --> 00:32:37,271
Is she okay?
706
00:32:37,305 --> 00:32:39,874
I talked to Altus. He
said she's settling in.
707
00:32:43,811 --> 00:32:45,011
[SIGHS]
708
00:32:45,012 --> 00:32:47,248
And he wished us a Merry Christmas,
709
00:32:47,281 --> 00:32:49,417
so that was nice.
710
00:32:49,450 --> 00:32:52,453
Hm, I miss her already.
711
00:32:52,486 --> 00:32:55,489
You'll see her again.
712
00:32:55,523 --> 00:32:58,726
[SIGHS] Open them together?
713
00:32:58,759 --> 00:33:01,429
- Yes, please.
- [CHUCKLES]
714
00:33:03,197 --> 00:33:06,434
- On three?
- One, two...
715
00:33:08,269 --> 00:33:09,804
Three.
716
00:33:12,873 --> 00:33:15,509
Adorable.
717
00:33:15,543 --> 00:33:18,346
[BELLS JINGLING]
718
00:33:18,379 --> 00:33:20,314
[CHUCKLES]
719
00:33:24,318 --> 00:33:26,954
I'm Prancer.
720
00:33:27,054 --> 00:33:28,289
I'm Vixen.
721
00:33:28,322 --> 00:33:30,891
- [LAUGHTER]
- Of course you are.
722
00:33:35,830 --> 00:33:37,298
Did I drive her away?
723
00:33:37,331 --> 00:33:39,667
No.
724
00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:43,671
I mean, yes, our baby bird flew
the nest sooner than expected,
725
00:33:43,704 --> 00:33:47,608
but... but a young incubus needs
the support of her own kind.
726
00:33:47,642 --> 00:33:50,511
First Claire, then you.
727
00:33:50,544 --> 00:33:53,147
Circle of life.
728
00:33:53,180 --> 00:33:55,483
What am I gonna do without you?
729
00:33:55,484 --> 00:33:56,850
Who's gonna remind me to, I don't know,
730
00:33:56,851 --> 00:34:00,121
- get out of my own head?
- I will.
731
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:07,495
Open it.
732
00:34:10,064 --> 00:34:12,700
[GASPS SOFTLY]
733
00:34:12,733 --> 00:34:14,035
Pull me.
734
00:34:17,204 --> 00:34:20,141
Go outside, look up at
the sky, and breathe.
735
00:34:20,174 --> 00:34:22,543
It's going to be fine.
736
00:34:22,576 --> 00:34:24,478
It's you.
737
00:34:24,512 --> 00:34:27,047
Pull me again.
738
00:34:27,048 --> 00:34:29,150
Not everything's a conspiracy,
739
00:34:29,183 --> 00:34:32,086
and Jimmy Hoffa is not
buried under the West Wing.
740
00:34:32,119 --> 00:34:33,554
Agree to disagree.
741
00:34:33,587 --> 00:34:36,123
[LAUGHS] One more.
742
00:34:36,124 --> 00:34:39,759
You forgot to eat
breakfast again, didn't you?
743
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,229
I don't do that.
744
00:34:42,263 --> 00:34:44,999
[CHUCKLING] Okay, I do do that.
745
00:34:45,900 --> 00:34:47,902
It's beautiful.
746
00:34:50,071 --> 00:34:51,372
Now you.
747
00:34:51,405 --> 00:34:54,842
[TENDER MUSIC]
748
00:34:54,875 --> 00:34:57,445
[SIGHS]
749
00:34:57,478 --> 00:35:02,683
? ?
750
00:35:02,717 --> 00:35:06,721
Ash, it's your blood.
751
00:35:06,754 --> 00:35:13,661
? ?
752
00:35:19,567 --> 00:35:22,436
Because if you die...
753
00:35:24,472 --> 00:35:27,775
Then a small piece of
me will die with you.
754
00:35:27,808 --> 00:35:29,143
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
755
00:35:29,176 --> 00:35:31,479
? ?
756
00:35:31,512 --> 00:35:34,649
What a strange pair we are.
757
00:35:34,682 --> 00:35:36,917
I wouldn't have it any other way.
758
00:35:36,951 --> 00:35:41,055
? ?
759
00:35:41,088 --> 00:35:44,492
Magic keys, invisible keys,
"Songs in the Key of Life."
760
00:35:44,493 --> 00:35:45,992
I'm surrounded by keys,
and I've got nothing.
761
00:35:45,993 --> 00:35:47,795
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
762
00:35:47,828 --> 00:35:49,830
[FANGS CLICK] [HISSES]
763
00:35:49,864 --> 00:35:52,099
She's not here.
764
00:35:52,133 --> 00:35:55,569
You'll never find her.
765
00:35:55,603 --> 00:35:58,439
All these material things...
766
00:35:58,472 --> 00:36:01,007
? ?
767
00:36:01,008 --> 00:36:03,577
A lifetime spent
collecting fragile trinkets.
768
00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:04,778
Says the angel who carried around
769
00:36:04,779 --> 00:36:06,447
a snow globe in his pocket.
770
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,416
? ?
771
00:36:08,449 --> 00:36:10,851
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
772
00:36:10,885 --> 00:36:12,920
I didn't come here for Sarah.
773
00:36:13,020 --> 00:36:14,855
I came here for you.
774
00:36:14,856 --> 00:36:16,890
In the beginning, Balestro
sent me to kill you,
775
00:36:16,891 --> 00:36:18,391
but I didn't complete my mission.
776
00:36:18,392 --> 00:36:20,094
I'm not afraid of you.
777
00:36:20,127 --> 00:36:24,298
Not you, not Balestro, not any angel.
778
00:36:24,332 --> 00:36:26,434
? ?
779
00:36:26,467 --> 00:36:28,608
Reginald, did something break?
780
00:36:28,609 --> 00:36:29,669
? ?
781
00:36:29,670 --> 00:36:31,505
Uriel.
782
00:36:31,539 --> 00:36:33,774
You're here. Good.
783
00:36:33,808 --> 00:36:35,776
Get out!
784
00:36:35,777 --> 00:36:37,210
Hey, go back in the bedroom.
This is between me and Uriel.
785
00:36:37,211 --> 00:36:38,679
No!
786
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,647
I can't stand the
thought of you with him.
787
00:36:40,648 --> 00:36:42,984
- He's a monster.
- Uriel, please.
788
00:36:43,017 --> 00:36:44,719
None of this is Reginald's fault.
789
00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:46,720
I asked him to teach me
how to live in this world,
790
00:36:46,721 --> 00:36:49,290
- and he taught me nothing!
- Leave him alone!
791
00:36:49,323 --> 00:36:50,858
I can handle this.
792
00:36:50,859 --> 00:36:52,492
Well, there is a way for us to be free.
793
00:36:52,493 --> 00:36:53,994
Uriel, please.
794
00:36:53,995 --> 00:36:56,105
If you love me, promise
you won't hurt him.
795
00:36:57,898 --> 00:36:59,533
I promise.
796
00:36:59,567 --> 00:37:02,370
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
797
00:37:02,403 --> 00:37:07,375
? ?
798
00:37:10,378 --> 00:37:11,812
No!
799
00:37:11,846 --> 00:37:14,215
[OMINOUS WHOOSHING]
800
00:37:14,248 --> 00:37:17,018
Sarah!
801
00:37:17,051 --> 00:37:24,025
? ?
802
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:28,829
You once told me love
makes the world go round.
803
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,908
But love broke my world,
804
00:37:31,032 --> 00:37:32,233
and I almost lost her.
805
00:37:32,266 --> 00:37:33,934
Bring Sarah back!
806
00:37:34,035 --> 00:37:36,103
She belongs to me.
807
00:37:36,137 --> 00:37:40,074
? ?
808
00:37:40,936 --> 00:37:42,995
Are you sure?
809
00:37:42,996 --> 00:37:44,440
I thought he was here to kill me.
810
00:37:44,441 --> 00:37:46,810
- How could I be so stupid?
- Maybe it's a trick.
811
00:37:46,811 --> 00:37:49,569
Maybe he kidnapped her again.
She could still be alive.
812
00:37:49,570 --> 00:37:50,894
She's dead.
813
00:37:50,927 --> 00:37:52,062
How do you know that?
814
00:37:52,095 --> 00:37:55,499
I saw him suck the life out of her.
815
00:37:55,532 --> 00:37:58,022
She exploded into light.
816
00:37:58,301 --> 00:38:01,804
And now, there's nothing left.
817
00:38:01,805 --> 00:38:04,296
But I know how to get
her back. [CHUCKLES]
818
00:38:07,043 --> 00:38:08,211
Justine's Grimoire.
819
00:38:08,212 --> 00:38:09,567
No.
820
00:38:09,568 --> 00:38:12,905
No. Reggie, that's a bad idea.
821
00:38:12,906 --> 00:38:14,083
I've read this book cover to cover.
822
00:38:14,084 --> 00:38:15,818
There's at least three relevant spells.
823
00:38:15,819 --> 00:38:18,255
Resurrection, revival, and return.
824
00:38:18,256 --> 00:38:19,555
Bringing someone back from the dead,
825
00:38:19,556 --> 00:38:20,890
that's fucked up, man, okay?
826
00:38:20,891 --> 00:38:22,192
It's too dangerous.
827
00:38:22,225 --> 00:38:23,860
Like what you did for me?
828
00:38:23,861 --> 00:38:25,995
No, that's a completely
different situation.
829
00:38:25,996 --> 00:38:27,930
What you're thinking,
bringing her back with magic?
830
00:38:27,931 --> 00:38:29,299
Return might be my best bet.
831
00:38:29,332 --> 00:38:31,601
You cannot mess with death.
832
00:38:31,602 --> 00:38:32,968
Reggie, if you bring her back,
833
00:38:32,969 --> 00:38:34,837
there's no way of
knowing what you'll get.
834
00:38:34,838 --> 00:38:36,573
What if she comes back wrong?
835
00:38:36,606 --> 00:38:38,208
I just need a lock of her hair.
836
00:38:38,241 --> 00:38:39,810
Stop.
837
00:38:39,843 --> 00:38:43,046
Look, I know that this is
the most difficult thing
838
00:38:43,079 --> 00:38:45,048
that has ever happened.
839
00:38:45,081 --> 00:38:49,785
I know what you are
going through right now.
840
00:38:49,786 --> 00:38:51,955
But if Sarah is gone,
841
00:38:51,988 --> 00:38:54,391
like you say...
842
00:38:54,424 --> 00:38:56,092
Reggie, there is no fix.
843
00:38:56,126 --> 00:38:59,062
There is no solve for X.
844
00:38:59,095 --> 00:39:02,799
If she is gone, then she is gone.
845
00:39:02,833 --> 00:39:05,969
[SOFT EERIE MUSIC]
846
00:39:06,002 --> 00:39:08,138
I'm doing this,
847
00:39:08,171 --> 00:39:13,243
so help me or get the
fuck out of my way.
848
00:39:13,244 --> 00:39:15,211
Because I'm not giving up on Sarah.
849
00:39:15,212 --> 00:39:22,152
? ?
850
00:39:24,247 --> 00:39:25,681
Nikki.
851
00:39:26,416 --> 00:39:28,718
[SOBS]
852
00:39:28,729 --> 00:39:30,627
I miss Claire, too.
853
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,542
Do you want to call her?
854
00:39:32,726 --> 00:39:34,962
It's not Claire.
855
00:39:34,995 --> 00:39:37,331
Uriel kidnapped Sarah.
856
00:39:38,926 --> 00:39:41,595
I'm on it. Where did he take her?
857
00:39:41,606 --> 00:39:44,643
But Sarah got free.
858
00:39:44,654 --> 00:39:47,490
Oh. [CHUCKLES] That's great.
859
00:39:47,681 --> 00:39:48,915
She okay?
860
00:39:51,522 --> 00:39:53,090
No.
861
00:39:53,124 --> 00:39:55,126
She's dead.
862
00:39:55,159 --> 00:39:57,828
The angel came back.
He... he killed her.
863
00:39:57,862 --> 00:40:02,633
She... she's dead. [SOBBING]
864
00:40:03,283 --> 00:40:04,802
Sarah.
865
00:40:04,835 --> 00:40:08,472
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
866
00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:14,679
In corpus tuum regrediare.
867
00:40:14,712 --> 00:40:18,683
Cum spiritu tuo regrediare.
868
00:40:18,716 --> 00:40:20,384
Reggie, you don't have to do this.
869
00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:25,156
The spell is complicated,
but I know it's the right one.
870
00:40:25,456 --> 00:40:27,487
How complicated?
871
00:40:28,159 --> 00:40:30,761
She might come back
wrong, like you said.
872
00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:39,036
What am I supposed to do?
873
00:40:39,070 --> 00:40:42,173
We put this book away,
we track down Uriel,
874
00:40:42,206 --> 00:40:43,808
and we find a way to get her back.
875
00:40:43,841 --> 00:40:47,345
If Uriel doesn't bring Sarah back...
876
00:40:47,378 --> 00:40:48,979
do we get to kill him?
877
00:40:49,387 --> 00:40:51,522
I'm way ahead of you on that.
878
00:40:56,087 --> 00:40:58,222
[WHOOSH]
879
00:40:58,629 --> 00:40:59,929
Reggie.
880
00:41:00,872 --> 00:41:02,059
Reggie!
881
00:41:02,093 --> 00:41:07,999
? ?
882
00:41:08,032 --> 00:41:09,400
[WHOOSH]
883
00:41:09,433 --> 00:41:10,635
[GASPS]
884
00:41:13,213 --> 00:41:15,415
Come on. Come on.
885
00:41:15,426 --> 00:41:17,241
Spells on vanishing.
886
00:41:17,275 --> 00:41:20,177
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
887
00:41:20,211 --> 00:41:22,179
[GROANS]
888
00:41:22,532 --> 00:41:24,048
[WHOOSH]
889
00:41:24,081 --> 00:41:26,050
? ?
890
00:41:26,551 --> 00:41:28,286
[WHOOSH]
891
00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:30,121
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
892
00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:33,591
? ?
893
00:41:33,624 --> 00:41:35,726
[WHOOSH]
894
00:41:38,021 --> 00:41:40,464
Ah! Oh.
895
00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:43,434
[SOFT MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]
896
00:41:43,467 --> 00:41:47,438
? ?
897
00:41:47,929 --> 00:41:49,073
What...
898
00:41:49,106 --> 00:41:56,047
? ?
899
00:42:00,117 --> 00:42:02,987
[SOFT ETHEREAL SHIMMERING]
900
00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:09,994
? ?
901
00:42:17,735 --> 00:42:19,074
Hello?
902
00:42:20,465 --> 00:42:21,705
Hello?
903
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:24,889
? ?
904
00:42:28,346 --> 00:42:32,116
? And I know I'll see you soon ?
905
00:42:32,149 --> 00:42:35,019
[LYNDEN ARDEN'S "SEE YOU SOON"]
906
00:42:35,052 --> 00:42:37,154
? ?
907
00:42:37,188 --> 00:42:41,459
? I've been bathing in devil's brew ?
908
00:42:41,492 --> 00:42:45,196
? ?
909
00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:49,500
? This place feels holy, frightening ?
910
00:42:49,533 --> 00:42:51,335
? I wait for you ?
911
00:42:51,369 --> 00:42:55,273
? And lie, I, I ?
912
00:42:55,323 --> 00:42:59,873
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