All language subtitles for ONE TWO THREE 2008 1CD XviD

This country, our country.
Rising country.

This is country's rising politician.

This is rising talent.

This is rising gangster,
Laxminarayan One.

Who's the king of Mumbai?

He's a Gangster-son.

Gangster-son,
What is it?

Like Star-son.

Sunny Deol, Bobby Deol, Hrithik Roshan
Sanjay Dutt, Abhishek Bachchan.

You're the Abhishek Bachchan
of gangster community.

Your father Pappu MMS.

He was Amitabh Bachchan
of the gangster community.

Today his Refugee is releasing.

Meaning 1st murder.

I'm here to kill you.
What did I do?

You want to keep my boss's
land!

Brother... His Refugee,
Will it be a hit or flop?

Tell her, Who's the king of Mumbai?
Who?

Brother... Apparently she's the king
and the king Kong.

Poor Laxminarayan.

Badla Bhai told his mother.

What did he say?
Laxi's mother...

Steel from the gun and
child from the womb.

They never go back.

But only mother knows her pain.
Right?

I thought he'll do few murders
in his life.

I thought he'll get settled.

I wanted to you marry the daughter
of Chota Khujli.

But came out useless.

Take your argument at home.

Bhai give me one chance.

No one gets two 4s at one ball
and two chances in one life.

Stupid fool like you Laxminarayan
is no one else in the world.

Shoe is chewing me,
then you chew it.

This is Laxminarayan Two,
MBA from Jharkan University.

He has just two rules in life.

Rule no 1, Boss is always right.

Rule no 2, If the boss is wrong
then follow the rule no 1.

Sofa or Chair, Sir?

Chair.

Left or right, Sir?
Left.

Your left or my left, Sir?

But sir I came thought here,
there are two doors...

shall I go through here or there?

Where is he?

Brother, Buy a underwear.
I don't want it.

Buy a underwear, It's awesome.
I said, I don't want it.

Buy it, once you wear it
you'll become superman.

Wear it and fly, it won't rip off.
Wear it and fight, it won't rip off.

Wear it and climb Kutub Minar,
it won't rip off.

Jump off the Kutub Minar...

...your everything will be ripped off
but the underwear will stay the same.

This is the guarantee of Laxminarayan.

But your voice will rip my brain
off for sure.

Should I write it down?
I already have one.

You have one!
Then you should wear it.

How do you know that
I'm not wearing underwear?

You know about my nature.

And this is Laxminarayan Three.

I can tell the topic of letter
by looking at the envelope.

I can tell the size of the son
by looking at the father.

Wow.

He's been selling undergarments
since he didn't even wear undergarment.

He's made a undergarments factory.

Bulbul loungewear.

What is this?
Who are these slim girls?

Dad, they are our brand models.

And photo session is going on...
Model or their skeleton!

Look like they got sick
by wearing out undergarments.

Who will buy our undergarments?

We'll have to wear them all.

Underwear is okay, but who's
going to wear the bra? Your father.

Dad please don't use your words.

What is happening?

Uncle Shakespeare said,
What is in the name?

But he forgot...

What if three people share the
same name?

Laxminarayan One.

Laxminarayan Two.

Laxminarayan Three.

Diamond is worth 20 crores
and route is by road.

Go easily and come back with
the diamond.

Here, 2 bucks.

You'll get the diamond...

...when you'll give him this
half bill.

This diamond will bring that
diamond from Pondi.

Stop,
I know you have the diamond.

We are dangerous people.

He's running.
Scoundrel.

Don't touch me.

Say Chandu loves Chandni.

Sound so sweet,
Keep saying it.

You think I'm mad!
I mean let me show it also.

I didn't even touch.
I did nothing.

Chandu, There's someone at
the window.

No one is there.

Hey why are you peeking and
scaring my girlfriend?

I'm not scaring her.

Look at my back.
Hey why me?

Brother for god sake look at my back.
Hey I'm not like that.

Neither am I.

I've been shot!
Look at my back.

Stop the car.

I'll count to 3.

You can't die.
Shall I shoot.

This diamond is gone.

And the other diamond...
Fake diamond.

Papa will be shocked once
he sees it.

This is the 20 crores diamond.

Do you know?
Why do I've myself called Papa?

Why Papa?

Because Demelo only knows
about having.

Pa Pa...
Papa.

And you came back and
left the diamond.

You know that electricity only
comes for 2 hours a day.

And you let it go to waste.

Tell me...
Where is the diamond?

Like every time electricity went
this time too.

Now it'll be back Tommorow.

Where does it go?
When it leaves?

In the inverter.

Then turn on the inverter.

This is a joke for you!

We are also someone's child,
we lose our memory.

You made these bombs, Right?

Yes Papa I made it.

I have a diploma for making
bombs.

Now you'll die with this bomb.

Tell me, Where is the diamond?

Why won't it blow?

Papa, Bomb is here...

And you're using the remote
from there.

Come inside the range.

Should I press it while standing
on the bomb.

What kind bomb is this?

Why won't it blow?

Papa, Don't hit me.

Don't doubt my talent,
Bomb is fine.

I have a diploma.

Let me see the remote.

Here.

Battery is fitted wrong.

Now see how it blows...

Now tell me,
Where is the diamond?

Chandi look at this diamond.
Our luck will also shine like this.

After today, won't have to do
this sales job.

We won't have to live in this
car show room's wash room.

Won't have to listen to
Laila Madam.

Let's runaway.

Idiot, they must be looking
for us.

In one or two days...

Until then we'll have to put
it somewhere...

...no one can see.

I have an idea,
What?

This is gas, Why did you put
it in here?

See nobody can see it here.

This car is here for sale,
what if somebody comes to buy it?

Nobody came to buy it for seven months,
who will come now...

A man's death and
another woman over a woman.

Once catches up with you,
it never lets go.

And Yadav's death is catching
up to him.

Kill him.

Who shall we send?

After Heera's murder,
Police in Pondi is alert.

I've heard that you have a
vacancy for a shooter.

Give my son a chance to do
a murder.

I want him to get settled
before I'm dead.

His career gets developed.

Give this target to my Laxmi.

I'll do my best.

Give me one chance.

And if he fails this time,
he's not of one father, I tell you.

A sparkling rose and loose motion
never stays forever.

This time I'm sure that Laxminarayan
will come back with job done.

Bhai, I won't forget your kindness.

Bullet will go off so neatly
even you won't be able to notice.

But who's the target?

Poets have poetry,
walls have ears.

Leave for Pondi.

Your room will be booked
in blue diamond hotel.

You'll get a envelope there.

Whoever's address and photo
is in the envelope.

You'll have to kill him.

Get my diamond before killing
him.

I want that diamond at any cost.

Don't worry Bhai.
Have some opium and go to sleep.

I'm hearing a name that scary
for the 1st time.

Time is not good, let's go to
the village. We are in the village.

Let's go to the city,
Car is here.

I will kill him slowly.

Make a bomb.

Which blows.

Laxminarayan will come,
but he won't go back.

Listen to me carefully.

I've seen an old car on the
internet.

How is it, Sir?
I want to buy this car.

Leave for Pondi now.

Check the car and give 1 lac
as advance.

I will mail you the details.

Which mail, Sir?

Sir, Today's Zapack mail comes
very quick.

Fool.

I'll fax you from the computer
turn on the fax machine.

There are two fax machines here,
which one, Sir. Left or right?

Left.
Your left or my left?

My left.
Which position are you in, Sir?

Can't see on the phone.

This is your last chance.

Leave for Pondi right away.

Stay there in Hotel Blue Diamond.
Room will be booked.

I'll send you the details over
there.

Remember I want this car any how.

It's a gift for my wife.

Sir, Which wife?

One who's Bandra or the one
who's in Varli?

Why is he so angry?

Laila always checks the car thoroughly
before she buys is to sell.

Madam, My car!

This car of yours,
I can't sell it.

Nobody can sell it now.

We are from the ICUC Bank.

Madam, You took a loan of 2500000
for this show room of yours.

And you haven't paid your installments
since ten months.

Actually we are here to give you
a notice.

What notice?

If you don't pay in 5 days, we'll
take all of your cars.

You can't do this.

We can do it Madam because
we are scoundrels and bastards.

I'll call the police.
We are the police.

We work part time with the bank.

Okay Ma'am, Have a good day.

Brother.
Give size 40 in this material.

What are you doing?

I'm taking out sister's bra.

Shut up, Son of bra.

If not Bra then what?
Pajama?

Teaching me.

Here it is madam 42 it'll
be perfectly fit.

Dad, listen to me.

Brother.
Not 42, give size 40.

42 will be perfectly fine.

Brother I said not 42,
give size 40.

What are you saying?
How do you know?

It's my size.
Do you know better or me?

I can tell the size of bra
by looking at the blouse.

You know my nature.

Her husband even ask me
for her size.

150 please.
Here.

Give me a bag.

What's the bag for?
You're going to wear it anyway.

Dad, You'll have to leave for
Pondi.

There you'll have to meet our designer
who's worked on our valentines collection.

Actually I've seen the designs
on the internet.

You just need to go and
make an agreement with her.

Okay I'll go.
Don't you worry.

And if you like the design
give her 100000. She need it.

Okay.
What her name?

Shut up, Not yours.
Leave the bra.

Speak.
Please write it down.

Pen is not working.
Dad leave it.

You just get to Pondi,
and go to the Hotel Blue Diamond.

I'll will courier all the pictures
and details.

Please Dad don't say bra and
panty over there.

Let's see how's her design.

I'm a designer,
You'll see...

...Name of my brand Pure Diamonds.

Will be on everyone's toung.

Whole world will wear my
undergarments.

Not less.
Not more.

Please leave.

It's simple.
Make me leave or I'll leave.

Actually you father and my father
were partners in this restaurant.

So either you buy the whole
restaurant or let me buy.

You know that I don't have that kind
of money. Why don't you keep half?

M.M. Munde never takes half.
Whole world knows that.

I will pay you back slowly, slowly.
How slow Jia Jee?

Tommorow at 11:00 my client
is coming here to meet me.

He'll like my design definitely.

And Jia's doors of destiny will
open.

Come Tommorow at 12:00,
you'll get the money.

Tommorow at 12:00, it'll be your
bad time or mine.

If just Laxminarayan likes my designs.

Here, Ticket.

Look son.

Do the murder nicely.

Mother, go now.
And remember...

If anyone give you food,
don't eat.

Those crimnals, they mix something
in the food.

And then they steal all the stuff.

Don't tell your name to anyone.
Keep that in mind and wait...

25000, you might need it.

Enough mother,
stop crying.

You have the gun, Right?
Yes mother.

You have the ammo, Right?
Yes mother.

My son going to murder for
the first time.

Mother don't you worry.
Stop crying.

Buying for the kid.

I don't have 100000 in the bag.

Which one is going to Pondi?

The one, which is leaving...

What are you looking at?

This, Paharganj's peace.

It's Karolbagh's.

It's can't be Karolbagh's,
It's Paharganj's. Khurana's stuff.

This not Khurana's stuff.
This is my wife.

I'm not talking about your wife,
I'm talking about her bra.

It's Khurana's stuff.
He sells this cheap stuff.

Why the police?

Stand in line everyone.
Open your bags.

Open it.
Sure, There's nothing illegal.

And you know my nature.
Why?

Are you my cousin?

You nature depends on my future.

What's all this?
It's all mine.

You wear this!
No, I sell these.

I was here on work so thought
I should bring it.

I thought I'd make some money
for the fare.

Please come...
Madam it's a perfect fit.

Show me the bag.

Which one Ma'am?
Right or Left?

Left.
Your left or my left?

Were you born in military?
Doing left right, left right.

Show me the other one.

Open the zip.

Ma'am there are two zip,
which one, front or back?

Take him away.

Check him, open every zip on
him.

And if you can't find the zip...

...then rip it then put a zip there.
Then open the zip and then check him.

Everything is sold.
It's the last one, for you.

Where is the dirty canal?

Why?

Are you going to clean it?

The Blue Diamond Hotel is right
beside it. I want to go there.

Do you see that bufalow?

Yes,
On the right.

Follow it.

It takes bath everyday in it.

What Madam?
You're just wasting time.

There's nothing in my bag.

I can see that you're a riot
without a weapon.

Show me the bag,
okay go ahead.

See this is a pant.

And this is my Gun!

Where did that come from?

Put the gun down and surrender.

Yes I'll put it down but first let
me think where it came from?

Give me the gun or...

I'll beat you so bad.

No Madam don't come forward.

A stupid fool like you will shoot me!

You're scaring a Jatni with spray.

Ma'am this is my gun,
actually the holi is coming that's why.

But when I saw your physique I got
scared and...

I hid the gun in his bag.

Let him go.
Please Ma'am.

Let him go!

Gentleman is telling me to
let him go.

Let him go.

You'll have to file an application
for it.

I obliged you,
Aren't you going to oblige me?

Sir is calling.

Must be the wife's massage.

Today I'm on duty.

Otherwise someone like you
has never been spared by me.

Get his information and let him go.

You came out to be intelligent.
You don't look like one. But you are.

But How did you put the gun
in my bag? I'm shocked.

You were standing before me
and I was standing behind you.

You were standing before me
and I was standing behind you.

You were looking on your left
your left.

I came slowly...
but that bag of yours, it was in the left.

Here is your gun,
and listen.

You met me here.
Don't meet me there. Understood?

I don't take help, not even
from my father.

You know my nature.

But I know your nature.

Your size is 52 but you wear 48.

How do you know, Sir?

If it was 52, wouldn't you be adjusting
again and again.

Okay, tell me which room is
under my name.

Your name, Sir?
Laxminarayan.

Okay

Listen. A letter is
suppose to arrive on my name.

One minute, let me check.

Here.

Please come,
I'll show you the room.

Laxminarayan, Which room?

Laxminarayan or Laxminarayan?

Laxminarayan, not nalayan.

Nalayan

But there's no Laxminarayan
staying here.

No?
No.

Wait.

He will stay.

He will stay.

I've a reservation.

Laxminarayan think or what will
people think?

I belong to a nice family.

What?
Laxminarayan?

I was looking for you.

No Sir,
I'm not the oil and cream man.

Come to corner.
No Sir, I'm not like that.

I won't do it again.

What are you doing?

I'm not like that,
You must be mistaken.

Actually my pant got wet that's why
was behaving like this.

Hold it.
No I won't.

Boss has sent this.
Take it.

Yes. Boss told me.

It's all there. Right?

Job should be done.

Otherwise your career...

No, don't say it out loud.

Don't say my name.

I'm not speaking to you.
Courier for Laxminarayan.

Mine.
You're Laxminarayan.

Is he Laxminarayan?

Yes he is Mr. Laxminarayan.

So you're Laxminarayan.

Sorry I didn't know you're
Laxminarayan. Now I know.

Sign here Laxminarayan.
Where Laxminarayan is written.

Thank You Laxminarayan Jee.

So Laxminarayan...

He is the target!

But Why?

Boss wants to buy this car!

He better buy a bicycle for
his wife.

Did you see that newspaper?

It's written here that 20 crores
Diamond leads to murder.

20 crores Diamond.

20 crores Diamond.

We should take it out of
the car now. Right?

Tonight we'll take it out
anyhow.

Really? Really.
It'll be fun!

How much money...

1000000.

The deal is fixed in 1000000
for this car.

This car!

How can this be?
That's what I'm thinking.

How can it be? No one came
to see it for seven months...

...now coming to buy it.

Who is the buyer?
Laxminarayan.

This car won't go anywhere
today because...

...today at 11:00 Laxminarayan is
coming to see this car.

So both for you, clean it up.

So when he sees it, He shouldn't
be able to take his eyes off.

Come at 2:00 and take the advance.

What are you doing?

What are we going to do?
We'll lose our diamond.

We won't let Laxminarayan get here.

We'll kidnap him.

I must close this deal today, I'll have
to impress everyone with my charm.

How do you know the name?

Since childhood.

How?

Who told your Papa?

Naturally Sir,
He'd know.

If he bought undergarments from my
shop then off course he knows my name.

Laxminarayan
Undergarments Salesman.

My name is Laxminarayan.

You mean your...

Yes...
and you know my nature.

My name is Laxminarayan.
And I don't know your nature.

Nor I want to know.

Strange man.

Knows the name!
Not nature.

Laxminarayan's room?

There he is.

Why people runs away to take
D'Melo's name?

I don't understand,

Mr. D'Melo.

Mr. D'Melo.

Excuse me,

Excuse me,

Anybody home?

Hello!

Hello!
Mr. D'Melo!

Papa, he looks like Laxminarayan.

Wearing tie he came your home to
kill you, he thinks you are a dog.

Kill him right now,
No!

First, let's find out who is
this daring's man?

And who sent him?

Car is here,
don't know where there are?

I think he' s not home,
Oh! Hello! Sir!

Nice meeting you finally,
My name is Laxmi...

Hands up!
Sir!

You have a misunderstand, Sir!

I am Laxminarayan,

Put your hands up,
Left or right? Sir!

Both!
Sir!

Walk Silently,
Where?

Left or Right?
Left!

Your left or mine?

Papa!

Did she design bra and panty or car?

She is doing business in car
like you,

Nisha, mail it to Mr. Kumar and tell
him that...

Oh! Madam!

Yes!

You're the same in photo?

Yeah!
Who are you?

I am Laxminarayan,

Hi! I am Layla,
I was waiting for you,

Here we go, you deal in cars,
Yes, I deal in cars,

And you know my nature,
I deals in car too,

Where you keep your stuff?
Stuff?

Stuff,
This stuff,

I think you are desperate to watch?

Since I've seen that picture, I can't
see anything, What a design?

This stuff won't available in
Chandni Chowk,

If Khurana's will see then he
will be jealous.

Are you ready to make a deal?
Definitely, show me the stuff.

You know my nature, I can't make
deals without seen stuff,

Come I'll show you,

This gun, found it from him.

I think it's English,
Chinese, Sir!

But it looks like English.

Papa!

Don't talk to him, he asked
much questions,

Sit!

Where do I sit?
On sofa or chair?

On chair,
There are lot of chairs,

Which chair,
left or right?

Lefts one.

Sir your left or mine?

My metric's question paper, here.

Here, on this chair.

Really, you're such a daring man,

Thank you Sir,
You come straight here.

If I called you then you won't come,
You were busy that's why I came her,

Anyway Sir,
Shall we finish the work,

Sorry Sir!
Don't get me wrong, I am in hurry.

I have to finish one more job,

Mean?

After finish my job, you'll go to
finish for another job.

Sometimes, I have to finish 5-6 jobs,
I am kind of busy for 24 hours.

Marveles!

Learn some, learn some,
learn some thing from him.

Learn! Learn!
Excuse me, Sir!

Excuse me, Sir!
Learn!

You beat us every time to the front
of anyone.

Sorry!

Can we finish it off now?

Shall we do our work here or...

some where in private?

Papa, he's asking your choice,
You would like to die here or...

inside in private.

Whom you're working for?
Virus Autos, I gave you my card,

Viruses Autos,
It seems a foreigner gang,

What's your Boss name?
Mr. D.M. Pipot, Mr. D.M. Pipot,

Why this pipot wants to kill me?
Actually Sir, your...

to kill, you say kill,
Why he needs to kill you?

Then why you came here to kills me?
Sir I...

not kills Sir!
K I L L kill.

You add S with every English word,
Sir, that's not right, Sir!

It's Papa's S, he will add where he
wants.

Why you want to kill me?
Sir, why I should I kill you?

You're joking, Sir.

Papa, don't talk to him, kill him

otherwise, he will kill us
with his questions.

You making my death mock.

Papa!

He's dead.

Marveles shooting,
Marveles shooting,

After long distance,

Papa has learn to shoot.

Thanks, My sons.
Excuse me,

Mr. D'Melo.
This is not fair.

You know I have to go for another
work, and you have ruined my face.

Where is Bathroom?
Where is Bathroom?

Bathroom is on left,
Whose left? Yours or mine?

Your Tamil will take my life,
And I am M.A. Munay.

Murli Manohar Monday,
not enough, not less, bubble gum.

You told me to come and get the money
at 12:00, so it's 12:00,

Jia Jee, today I am in serious mode,
so cut the crap, bubble gum.

Please have it, Please!
Look!

I am not feeling very well and
my head is so hot.

Then make your head cool and take
coconut.

Then sit under the coconut tree,

Not coconut, why you're saying
coconut?

You gave my money or I'll take it,
Sorry!

May I have water?
Jia Jee, someone fire a bullet.

It's not like that you call some guys
here to kill me.

There are nobody,
Jiaa, M.M. Munday not enough, not less.

Bubble Gum.
Very much.

But Munday won't afraid to any bad
guy, you just wait here I'll be back.

What the hell?
Where is this Laxminarayan?

It isn't like this that he's here and
he's not recognizing you.

Yes.
It could be,

Eat sometime,
Excuse me, I need to announce my name

Laxminarayan!

Sir, I didn't came here to kill you.
I didn't came here to kill you.

Sir, trust me, I didn't came to kill.
Then whom you came to kill?

Sir, I didn't came to kill anyone,
Sir my Boss Mr. Pipot...

he told me to meet you, If you want
you can ask to Mr. Pipot.

Give me the numbers of Pipots.
Fax number or Phone number?

Phones!
Landline or mobile?

Mobiles,
India or Singapore?

Where is your Boss?
He is in London,

Then why did you say Singapore? I was
afraid, Leave me, I'm giving you.

0044786679.

It's ringing, It's ringing,
He's will pick up.

Sir, my boss is an educated man from
Oxford University, I'm his special man

He'll pick up.

It's time difference, it's morning
and he's busy in the mornings.

Hello! Hello! Sir!
It's Laxminarayan.

Who Laxmi?
Sir, Laxminarayan, your Laxminarayan.

You fool, have you done,
Sir, there's a problem.

That's why I want to talk to you.
Laxminarayan, you

blood idiot, I don't want any excuses.

I want results, you stupid, nonsense,
you bloody ass hole

call me when you finish your work.

Otherwise I'll shoot you, Idiot.
I know you love me.

I think it's disconnect,
International Calls

Papa, I told you before,
Kill him.

Thank you Papa!
Sir!

What you've done? You tell him
to kill me.

Sir, you can't do this,
Sir, try and under...

Which kind of sound is this?
Even Papa, don't know.

See, how much comfortable?
To Sit, To Lay.

You don't have adjust every time.

It's right, it must be comfortable
in the matter of get up and down.

Yes!
Otherwise, customers complains a lot.

You have to adjust while sitting,
walking,

Right!
Gents could do that,

but ladies have a problem with that.

Show me,
I showed you.

You told me about the side effective.

Show me the stuff,
What you want to see more?

This one. This, this.

I am showing you this since long.

Look, Madam since you're showing me
that's good but I am...

the perfect business man.

Till I didn't show the real stuff,
I don't make deals, this one.

Show me the red west and brief.
Full piece.

Here's your Boss stuff.

Bhai's diamonds,
I'm sorry it's late to delivery

you Boss must be angry with me.
Yes!

He's solid angry,
Please say him sorry from me.

I will be grateful to you for my
entire life.

Please! I am very upset and

I am sorry!

Please!
Just try and understand.

Excuse me!
I'll just come.

I can't kill her.

And when she return Bhai's diamond
then why?

I think electricity has gone, Papa.
Shits!

It's will be back tomorrow, Papa.

Don't you have Inverter?
What?

Don't you have Inverter?

Papa, he's challenging you,
I'll turn on the inverter.

Papa, forget about electricity and
kill him with bomb.

I am not that Laxminarayan,
It must some another Laxmi.

Have you gone mad?

That Laxminarayan lives in my hotel.

I saw him, you leave me Sir.

It's about my job.
No. Not at all.

There's another Laxminarayan, May be
he lives in Room No. 504

I am not that Laxminarayan, He must be
that under garments dealer.

If you lied to me then...

You're saying like I'll say something
and you will follow me.

Sir, do what you want,

Marveles Idea,

Come, show me, where is that
another Laxminarayan?

Papa, You take the tie, who will take
the tie man?

Don't worry,

If you want stuff then you have to
show your stuff,

and business happens like this, I
think you don't know about business.

I am in business from 40 years,

I will stop if you show me the stuff,
Yes or No.

What you thinking? Laila, If this
deal won't happen then

you can't take place your bank's
installments.

If the bank's installments would not
take place then everything will go.

But you will see from far.

And...

You won't tell anyone about this.

All right,
show me.

But not here,
Then where?

In your hotel.

All right.
Come.

Tell me who shot the fire?
Fire shot from there and we were here

And you.
Yes, Madam.

Then come.
Yes! Madam!

What are you doing?
A weapon without riot,

Didn't you fire a shot to him?

Hey, search him,
Yes!

If you don't mind, Sir!
Why you always searching?

You didn't know that police officers
didn't leave any chance.

Do you understand,
Come with me to police station.

Why police station?
I live in Ghat Kupar.

If you do comedy again then I'll kill
you, and you'll cry for entire life.

Madam, your button is open,
Catch him.

Laxminarayan,
My money.

Laxminarayan!
Laxminarayan!

Hold his leg,
not mine hold his leg.

First I'll get down,
I'll help Papa.

I'll give my hand to Papa,
Should I give you my hand?

OKs,
OKs,

First you people give me the hand,

give me your hand,
Which one? Left or Right?

Anyone, otherwise I couldn't
climb up.

You come from right,
and you come from left.

Sir, sorry Sir!
You will murder D'Melo's Yadav's

Sir that Laxminarayan is someone else,
I'll chop you in pieces.

Why you'll chop my pieces?
You're behind me.

You're eating my Supari.
Sir, I don't eat anything.

Can't you see,
No, I can't.

You hit me,
Yes, I did it. So.

If he won't with me, then I'll chop
your pieces.

Who?
He!

Where he's gone?
Hey!

Helps! Helps!
Pintos!

Chandu! Where did that Laxminarayan
has gone?

There,
Come on, Come on, Quick.

Laxminarayan,
Stop!

Look, Don't come after me.

Look, you Boss told you to give me
something in this replacement.

Then give me and go.

No, How could I give you that?

It's not your age,
Age not concerns.

You know, how many little people
has gone there.

Look, I can't raise you up.

I am saying, Sorry.
I am saying, Sorry.

You were the only Laxmi,
Who was my last hope,

And If you betrays me, then what
will happen with me? Think about it.

Kill me, Kill me,
Please, I want to go up.

Kill me, Laxmi!
Leave me,

Kill me, please! Kill me.
Let me go.

What you've done?
We stop him to go.

Don't touch him,
He is my Laxminarayan.

No, he's our Laxminarayan.
Who told you?

He's our piece,
He's not a piece, he's Laxminarayan.

He's ours, He's mine.
He's ours, He's mine. One minute.

Yes, Madam, Where are you? You know
Laxminarayan was coming on 11:00.

Yes, Madam but how could he?
He's lay down here.

He is not,
He stands next to me.

You people come soon here.
I have to go.

Yes, come fast, OK.
OK Madam.

Two minutes more, Sir,
He's not our Laxminarayan.

I told you he's my Laxminarayan, Yes
it's your piece and it's yours too.

"When there is life, there is living"

Sir i want to check out.

I want to check out please
make my bill.

Why Sir you were suppose to leave
tomorrow?

Sir, yeah but i want to go now.

Please make my bill.

Please make my bill,
i want to check out.

Please make it quick.

My luck is not good,
will you change it?

What kind of man you are,
asking question on questions

cheak out please!

"When there is life, there is living"

why you are laughing?

Yeah ma'am?

Ma'am, Inspector...
recognize me?

How can i forget you?

You are look changed.

Did you had accident?

Yeah just like accident, kindly take
me with you.

Oh my duty alarm...

when i see you i feel like i
should hit the alarm

because i am on duty, so i cant even
hit the alarm.

Madam??
Did you find him?

I couldn't find Laxmi Narayan.
You shut up...

let's check over there,
ok tata, bye, see you.

Did you had Viagra?
And now you cant control it?

Don't do this, don't play with
my feelings.

Or i will kill you.

Then you will left crying.

Go back, stay away...

go back...

Ma'am i am the same Laxmi Narayan,
Ma'am I am not Laxmi Narayan!!

Ma'am I was telling you,
i am not that Laxmi Narayan!!

Inside...

i will shout you if say a single word.

Stop, hold him...

teasing girl, even with those guns?

And including me also...

i was just telling you, that he is the
same Laxmi N. Who come to shout you.

Then why didn't you said, "that's him"
"that's him"?

You told me to shut my mouth.

I think he is scoundrel...

i should let you hit by her sandles.

Just like the other day.

Madam, i am fresh now.

Now show...

i have never show it to anyone
before.

What?
Never show?

Then how you do business?

Please don't call it Dhanda (business)
I sounds very Ganda (bad)

Why is it bad?

In our business, customer don't pay
till they though the item.

And we have to show on words too.

You also show it?

Yeah... and you know my nature

and ladies check every thing.

Weather if its not loose,
size is fine...

we have to show every thing.

I am doing bussing like that
for 40 years.

Show that...

this is only for the watching
purpose?

But who hit me?

Don't know, there were two people.

They hit you, and they were
taking you with them.

Then i stopped them and told them,
that's my Laxmi Narayan.

Did you said that?

Then they talked on the phone,
and ran away.

Then you bring me here?

How can i left you there??
Laxmi Narayan.

Now pain is gone?

Pain has just started.

What is she doing!!

Why are you taking off your cloths?

How can i show you then?

No... no!!

This is wrong...

now i got your nature.

And you know my nature.

Laxmi Jee Relax...

that's what happen in this age.

I am sorry...

why?

Because of the way talked to you.

When?

When i told you to shoot me.

What was you fault...

I am not like that.

If i didn't had problem, i would never
say like that.

After my father left.

I am all alone.

Have to leave this house too.

You know, that Mundaya was saying...

if i don't pay him the money, i
have to marry him.

Better is that, i should kill myself

i will kill you...

if you talk like this.

I am here, here it is,
how much you need?

I bought 25000/-

only 25000/-?

Don't worry...

take this chain, worth 24000/-

only?

Only means, its fake.

Take this ring.

It was for my just wife.

Just wife?

Yeah i just told Mina gay my wife.

Worth 30000/-

i though you would give
at least 100000/-.

Whey?
Did you knew, i will give you money?

Yeah...

do i look parrot from my face?

Parrot!!

Muna, Papu take all the stuff
from this house.

T.V., fridge, sofa...

washing machine and every thing.

Take that swing too, i like it

M.M. Munday, Murli Manhoowar Munday,
not less not too much,,

take half...

see she has bundle of cash...

take all the stuff of this girl.

Leave the money and go you way.

You will scare me with that?

I wont spare you, and you too.

One minute uncle...

put finger in you ear.

Why?
Go ahead...

sit...
why?

Yeah?

This girl is your sister from now on.

Understand Munday??

M.M. Munday, Murli Manhoowar Munday,
not less not too much,,

give the bubble gum...

yeah take it please.

From today if she has any problem

then i will beat you like hell.

How!! What are you talk brother.

Listen!!

Last nail of coffin... listen completely
what i am saying.

What?

If you ask her for money or ever
threaten her...

then i swear upon my mother, i will
shoot from Mumbai,

and it will hit on you back.

And on 26th July 2005.

You will be laying on the road like
dead cow.

Understand?

No... brother...

Jeeya Jee is like my child no, not like
child, she is my child.

Muna, Papu what are you doing,
when ever i call you, you come.

Get out from here, don't you have
any other work, Shut up!!

Now greet and get lost.

Or i will shoot you right here.

You don't worry your brother is
with you.

And you never told me that you know
big don of Mumbai.

Not to worry, from today if there is
any work for me, ask me.

Here's the money, bubble gum...

get lost!!

Go Munday go...

wow, you did well acting for a
underworld don.

Munday ran away...

but where this gum came from?

I am Bhai (brother) of Underworld

for real... i am bhai (brother)

For real?

You are Bhai (brother)

Son... Son... Laxmi Narayan is my
father and i am his son.

Here Father, Son and Uncle...

3 type of Laxmi Narayan are here.

So which one you want Sir?

Sir, can you get me to there room.

God knows, after Sono's mom,

i turned off all my feelings

you have tune on them again.

I call sister, every women.

I told you the size of bra, by seeing

but i have never seen anyone with
bad eye.

You have left me for nowhere.

You has told to show it?

So i am undergarment saler, what
i elss i would look for?

You do business in car, right?

Yeah i do business in car!!

Is it wrong?
Selling undergarments in car?

But you said, that you will get from
me and sale it with 5�/� commision

oh God,, i was talking about the
design which you were about to show me.

Which design?

The red one.

That's car's photo.

Then why you are showing inside
space from outside?

That means you are not the Laxmi N.,
who was coming to get car?

No...

so you thought, that i am
other Laxmi Narayan.

You did this to me, what have you done...

if you are not that Laxmi Narayan,
then where is he?

That would be him, but this is
i am.

Sir, your Son is here

who?

Your Father.

That not my dad.

He is yours...

Sir, you are not his Father?

I am not even married, how could
i have son?

And now i think, i wont marry ever.

Sir, everyone has there own taste.

We have one more Laxmi Narayan
in spare.

Let me show...

Sir, i have told you there is one
more Laxmi Narayan in this hotel.

And now even Manager has confirm
too, i you will let me go? Sir...

shut up, i am stuck here and you
want to leave?

Just listen to me...

now what has done is done.

Now listen to me...

you...

now you have to but the car.

Its worth is 1000000/- you
can give 900000/-.

900000/-?? Madam i look stupid from
face but i am not.

Why i buy the car?

You know, in 5 days if i didn't pay
the bank installments.

Then they will my showroom, and just
because of that i...

otherwise i am not that type of
girl.

I am also not that type of person,
do i look like Khurana's?

I have the reputation too,
you can ask anyone at Chandni Chok

if my Son find out that in hotel
in one room...

with one girl...

shame... shame...

Madam you go to bathroom.
No...

Madam you go to bathroom,
go... go...

Iock the door from inside.

Are you Laxmi Narayan?

Yeah.

Are you father of Sonu?
Yeah...

you came so early son?

You were in Singapore?

Yeah my work has finished early so
i thought...

Papa doesn't know about bra, pantee
and design so you came to tell me.

I am selling undergarment since you
were not even wearing it.

And now you will explain me,
now get out. Out?

Why?

One second...
where are you going?

Bathroom dad,
why you are going?

To get light...

no... now i wont let you get
light anymore.

See how thin you have become.

Do eat or not, now i wont let
you go thin never...

Dad, please get a side or it
will come out.

If went inside mine will be out.

I said no...

Dad what is she doing here?

Son, she is...

you know my nature right?

Now i know

now why hide from Son.

Your dad with me in this room...

was finagling the deal.

What kind of deal?

Should i tell Laxmi Narayan Jee?

I will tell me he is my son,
we talk regularly.

You go from here.

I wont find the same situation again.

You dad with me in this room, on bed...

final the car's deal.

Car's deal when?

Now here on this bed...

should i tell Sonu?

No...
why?

Youth dad wanted to hide from you.

Actually he bought the vintage car
to sale his stuff...

in 1000000/-.
1000000/-??

What is all this Dad, we already have
car, cancel.

Cancel the deal,
the deal is cancel.

Laxmi Jee you told deal done,,, bed!

But dad? Deal is done.
But my advance of 100000/-

i and sitting in front of underworld don.

You know...

why i have started undergarment
business.

Because it has under like underworld.

I got this 100000/-

Laxmi Narayan Jee, thank you,
the car is yours,

i should leave now, i have to make
agreements papers.

Come at 4 o'clock and get 900000/- too

yeah sure.

You saved me.

And you caught me.

I always wanted to marry some...

some underworld don.

How excited,,

how thrill there life is.

Husband go in the morning.

And wife didn't know if the husband
will come back home or not.

In the night when husband come back
and kiss.

It is feel like that's a last kiss.

Because don't know from where
bullet can come.

And husband could have encounter.

How many kills you have made?

You really didn't know that
i am Bhai (brother)

How would i know?

Then why you were waiting for me
in the restaurant?

That's my restaurant.

I have been inform that you are coming
there so i bought my beg there.

So Bhai(brother) call you and send
me to kill you.

What?

Your boss is bhai (brother)?

Yeah...

you know it was my first murder.

For this bounty, mother have paid
lot of bounty in Mandir.

She went to Sidhivinayak every Tuesday
by walking.

For "my son get one change to murder."

After that much ganpati, i got one
chance.

I though by one murder, i could
steel my life.

Then i will marry to daughter of
Chora Khujli, and make my life.

But...

because of me every thing gone wrong.

Kill me.

Laxmi kill me.

What are you saying,
you don't have to worry.

I am here, from today i will stand
before you if any bullet comes to you

what?

You will fight with you boss for me?

Now i will show Bhai(brother) what
is Bhaigiri(gangster)

Leaving...

your just call wife's ring.

Not nessescery...

i will come back soon,
i will wait.

Bhai (brother) you are here?

Open grave and hidden new can be
seen from far away.

Work has done?

You were right bhai (brother)

My loose motion has stopped Bhai.

Here is you stuff, your diamonds.

See, have you seen Chota Khujli.

I use to told you that this Laxmi Narayan,
will make her mother's dream come true.

I proud of you.

How many bullets you have shoot on
throat.

None.

You much have cut him.

Kill by pushing the throat?

How cheap your mentality is Bhai...

just like egg of lizard.

Do not take life,
give life to become Bhai(brother)

You should learn some.

I am not cheep Bhai like you.

Who do business in diamonds and
take others life.

I thought you have reputation.

But now i know that you have no
reputation.

Did you kill her or not?

No.

Because i want to become Godfather.

Godfather, even Chota Khujli can become
father too.

But one can become God when he
give life.

And today i saved her life

here's your diamonds.

From today we have separate ways.

Because i wont work for cheep Bhai
like you,

who sopil the name of underworld,
for a underwear.

Check you diamonds

and Chota Khujli marry your daughter
with some Aslam Bhoda etc.

Now i don't have any interest in her.

What is this?

Diamond.

Is this diamond?

Yeah see its written here too,
pure diamond.

See this.

Where would i wear this diamond?

Its you own choice, why you are asking
me?

Check it carefully, Laxmi Narayan
don't left any work undone.

What!!

What are you looking at, say thank you,
and give the payment.

Son, tell me one thing.

Is there any good corner in this hotel?

Why?

Because you payment is very big.

If i will give it here, everyone will
see it.

Yeah, there is a corner, let me
show you, come...

why are you beating me Bhai?

Hit him...

if you don't want to give the payment,
forget it, but why you are beating me

i am cheep, and i will wear this?

Tell me where is the diamond?

Here's your diamond.

The diamond which was snitch from
me and took my honor.

Honor can be destroy by snitching
this too.

Diamond which shines...

Bhai see this how shiny is this.

The diamond which was stolen
by Yadave.

Now who is Yadav Bhai?

Yadav, that's Yadav.

I have come to shoot him Bhai.

Now what is he?

He stole you diamond,
Diamond was stolen by Yadev.

Then you did you send his photo.

Not his, i have send you his photo
in the envelope.

Then why this photo came out.

You are lying...

you are lying, you have send this photo.

And that diamond photo too, and after
this you are beating me too.

You didn't got his photo?

No, otherwise i would never spear him.

I even beaten him too.
When, where??

He was running from the street.

So where he is right now?

But the one who he was following,
is in the same hotel.

Come show me.

Why are you wearing these glasses?

What if he recognize me?

Bhai, really you have...
what??

Glasses.

Mr. Daver, Laxmi Narayan speaking,
i need 900000/-

fix 900000/- or the work will not done.

And you know my nature right?

Understand,
900000/-

900000/- killing money.

Isn't that too much Papa?

Your other Laxmi Narayan is there.

Now i can leave Sir?

Where you would go, the climax is
still behind,

see Bhai that's Yadev.

Where is he going?

Where is he going?
Lets see.

What a Dearing best shooter.

I have never seen before.

I will kill him like the death will
say wow what a kill.

Before the Laxmi Narayan kill me.

How...

Bhai should i shoot him right here.

You will not kill him.

We have serpent ways right?

Bhai listen Bhai.

Leave my hand, i am cheep Bhai right?

No... no... i think like
the egg of lizard.

My thinking is like lizard egg.

Not only thinking, i am egg of lizard.

You have big heart.

Give me one more chance.

I fall because of that girl,

my heat has become candle.

One chance.

Only one chance.

Stand up.

And remember.

Forget about the girl and concentrate
on the career.

I give you one more chance.

But keep in mind.

If your bullet would miss him.

Then my bullet will kiss you.

This time i will shoot on throat,,
forget it!!

Shoot the rascal.

I am not even married yet.

Next week girl's parents are coming
to see me.

Please let me go...

i will free you first you free me.

On one condition.

Your every condition is accepted.

I will not kill him.

You will kill him.

No. No... don't do this...

i have never even killed the bee,
how can i kill a man?

Teach him to kill bee.

You guys look very intelligent.

Please let me go Sir,

kill.

Sir, what?

Bee.

Bee?

Gently!!

Its female.

Female?
Should not hurt.

Do not break glass and kill the bee,
you guys have...

kill it... kill or i will give you a
slap under you ear.

Sir, she is gone...

Chandu do something.

See the diamond's worth is 200000000/-
it will be gone with the car.

Now every thing is in God's hand.

God... God... do something, anything...

excuse me. You?
You?

Both of you are here you should
be shame of yourself.

You killed that sweet and innocent
Laxmi Narayan and fled?

Having the punishment for that same
sin.

Actually we thought he is the Laxmi
Narayan who was about to buy car.

But he was not that Laxmi Narayan.

Which car?

A green old broken car, couldn't
sale even 7 months.

If it could not sale for two day more,
that would be nice.

Are you talking about 6121?

Yeah,
how you know?

That's my car.

I will transfer all the balance to AMI

200000000/-!! If you will take 75�/�,
that would be good too.

All right give the 5�/�.

In 1000000/-

really,
paper are ready too.

And Laxmi Narayan would be
on his way at 4 o'clock with money.

Here's the 50�/� from advance.

Its not nursery now, i have changed my
mind, i don't want to sale my car.

Here's the car's papers read it.

I don't want to sale my car!!

I am taking this car.

That's my car.

I made it car,

see this, i have made the headlights,
and the paint too.

You understand?

And and...
what elss?

See this i have changed them, they
were very old, i have spend the money.

See more carefully.

You sold this car with lot of effect,
and she was saying no.

That's why Chandni made her unconscious,
yeah Chandni? Yeah... yeah...

if you were hitting her then why you
were behind me?

Dad please think one more time.

That's what i am thinking, we should
leave its getting late.

200000000/-??

Get some water madam is going
unconscious, lets run with the car,

this diamond is mine because this
car is in my showroom.

Diamond is mine because the car
is mine.

This diamond is four of us.

But what if Laxmi Narayan came to
pick up the car then?

Then we will sale him the car,
what?

But before that we will take
out the diamond.

You, never listen to me ever.

Laxmi Narayan Jee i am Laila speaking,
yeah?

Can you come after one hour?

After one hour?
Actually papers will talk little time.

All right, you know my nature right?
I will come after one hour.

Quick.

Here it is...
don't be questioner...

never questioner when someone
is about to begin some work.

Let's have coffee,
coffee?

Where will you hang around with this
lets put it in locker.

Will it be safe in locker?

Take care of this beg i am coming
in one hour.

504.

Be careful.

Means you are not shooting me?

I had to shoot.

But not with gud with boom.

Make a boom which blast.

Bring the beg like he put in that
locker, and we will put boom in it.

And after that we will exchange
there bags.

Then we will have 900000/-.

And he will have the boom.

And by pressing the remote.

How can i do this.

I don't know how to press the remote.

He is big rascal.

He is trashing him with boom to have
his money.

You stuff has also trash by him.

Should i shoot him right here?

Will we trash him in his style.

Means with boom?
Yeah.

And now there is no tension of
getting same to same bag.

Really Bhai you have.

What?

Bag Bhai (brother).

This boom can blush even by
touching hand.

What shall i do?

Put it in this.

Now let me go, let me go Papa.

Papa?

He is saying Papa just like us, Papa.

Papa we should took on photo.

Sir, what are you doing, it will
blast.

Sir, do you also want to put bag
in safe deposit.

How you know?
Change the tags.

Here how? The hotel staff is here.

Its big job Papa,
yeah it is.

Go tease the girl who is standing
being me.

Who me?

Yeah who elss, go tease her.

She will shout, help... help...

i will come and beat you, hotel's
staff will gather here.

At the same time they will change
the tags.

No one has ever tease a girl in
my whole family.

You are saying i tease her,
i don't even know it.

There is not much to do,
go near her and say.

Coming? And that's it.

How will you say?

Coming? Ma am.

Ma'am? Is she your sister?

No...
coming?

Coming?

No... no... which one,
the one behind me.

Right or left behind you?

Left one.

You left or mine?

Your left.

There are two girls in my left.

The pink one.

There are two with pink,
light pink or dark pink.

Laxmi Narayan do one thing.
Yeah Sir?

I am going to tease her, you beat me.

With hand or with leg?

With leg.

With left or with right leg?

Whatever just beat me!!

Whatever just beat me!!
With both leg, or i will kill you

i am going to tease her.

Coming?

My room or yours?

What?
Hey listen, come!!

Sorry, i am not that type of person.

Even i m not that type of women.
Don't you have brother or father?

Why you are showing attitude, see
its off season, i will give you 50�/� off.

The girl is teasing Papa.

Come...
someone help!!

Come...

someone help!!
Okay whatever you say i will do.

Okay whatever you will give me,
i will take it.

You don't have manners you are teasing
the person who is like your mother?

No... no...
he is not teasing me...

beat me hard.

What are you doing he is
my customer.

Why you are not beating me, .,
come-on do it.

Leave him, he is my customer.

Why you are beating him?

He was teasing a women.

Women?? He was teasing a women!!

What is going on?
Leave me.

Leave me... leave me!!

What is going on?

What happen?

I think his death will happen with my
hand, stand straight, or i will beat you

some rascal is getting nail.

Not wall the door.

Now i had enough of beating him,
now call the police.

Don't do this Sir, my hotel is very good.

You are right, not necessary, the work
has done.

Papa will not do this again, Papa say
sorry to Mummy.

Just finish it sir.

They have beaten me a lot.

The worst way.

Like Dog.

You told me to beat Papa,
not like this!!

Please let me go.

Papa he also nailed you.,

he nailed him like pig,

he is very dangerous man.
Size of your underwear...

Laxmi Narayan is going away with
bag,

where are you going?

You take your bag too,
lets press the remote from here.

Not from here, take this left right
from here.

Lets move.

Press the button boss.

Not now.

Come-on sit in the car.

Let me go please,
no!!

Press the button,
which one Papa?

The left one.

And now you cant ask who's left because
its everyone's left.

There is only one...

make target on Laxmi Yadev,
and Khujli make target on Laxmi.

Today one will left.

Didn't worked.

I think its out of range.

Take the car near the rally.

I think they know we are following
them. Increasing the speed.

I am getting near, you make target.

Drive fast its getting late.

You don't know my nature? Uncle?

Why its not working?

Bhai (brother) its on target should
i shoot.

Wait lets find out where's the diamond,

Papa!
Yes!

A man who is behind us,
asking for side, should I give him?

Papa, tell him if he give him side,
then car will come on the middle.

Then how could we get the range,
I'm telling you over take him,

One, Two Three...

Laxminarayan, it's your first murder,
Shoot him,

For your mother's tears sake,
Shoot him.

Papa, he's escaping,
No, Papa.

I suppose to leaving you
but to ask first,

My I take a leave please? Please!
No!

Till he die, you can't leave from
here, Follow him,

I miss a lot still water and died
grand mother.

What you looking at my face? We don't
have to spare Yadav, Come on.

Dad! Dad!
Listen! Listen!

Dad! She's making you fool,

Try it once, It's fun,

Laila Jee!

Laxminarayan you're here,
Please come, please come,

So nice to see you,
Complete 900,000.

Count them,
Now where is my car?

It's just between polishing,
You people just make it fast,

Shri Narayn's here,
It's complete cash, count them.

What's this?
I got the bundle of 10, what to do?

Is this the bundle of 10-10?
It's just a underwear,

She calls bundle to underwear,
It's underwear.

I keep the bundle inside,
Where this underwear come from?

These are my designs,
Where you get it from?

Hey,
Hi! Jia!

You,
How dare you come at my front?

You told Laxminarayan that take my
samples and shoot me,

Dad!
Did you say her like that?

First tell me, who is she?
Dad, she's Jia,

whose designs you came here to take,
But I didn't meet her,

Namaste!
Namaste!

Who is he?
I am Laxminarayan,

Then who was he?

One minute, One minute,
Who was who?

Dad, What's this mess?

You didn't met her,
You gave me her picture in envelope,

Then how could I met her?
And this one was for another Laxmi,

Who is this another Laxminarayan?

Sir, which kind of bomb you make?
It doesn't works,

Mr. Laxmi, I have diploma,

Where you get this diploma's from?

Papa, let's go to the straight,
and press it from front,

some things doesn't works to press
from back side,

I came here to take underwear
and I got car.

Think about that Laxminarayan,
who came here to take car...

and take underwear from here.

It's the same car, what I was
talking about,

This car was in your luck, not in
that Laxminarayan, don't know

where he would be?

Excuse me Madam,
Excuse me Madam,

Excuse me Madam, Excuse me Sir,
Can I come in?

Can I come in, Can I say something?
Sure!

Sir, Madam,
I am that another Laxminarayan,

He was in my next room,
Right Sir!

Madam, I came here to but this car
for Mr. Pipot,

Oh! Yeah! He called me,
Right Madam.

I am his special man,
Pipot's man?

Right Sir!
Tell me one thing,

Your Pipot didn't have any women?

No Sir,
He have two women,

Two Women?
Right Sir!

And he keep a man,
Which kind of man he is?

Come to that window,
Come on.

Take your photo, It came to me by
mistake,

Yes Sir!

It's your photo, You came here for
this,

Ones, Twos,
why it doesn't explodes?

You are the sharp shooter,

I don't wear kafan to people but
under garments.

You didn't came here to kill her,
Then who came here to kill her?

Third Laxminarayan, who came to me,

There she is, there she is,
Stop! Stop! Stop!

Come on Pintos, Come on Pintos,
No, No, Papa! Please! Please! Please!

Please don't press the remote,

Is he your father?
Namaste,

No, No, He is not my Papa,

Every one calls him Papa, that's why
I call him Papa too,

D'melos Yadav Gangster,

Nobody will move,
Other wise I'll shoots,

Take out, who ever have what,

Laxminarayan!

You came here to kill me,
to kill D'Melos Yadav.

Ones!
No, Papa!

Twos!

Don't press the remote,
Bomb will be explode,

Where is that Bomb?
In your Bag,

There is a bomb inside my bag,

Bomb is inside your bag,

Is it Bomb?

It is the cover of bomb,

Then where is bombs?

Bombs inside your bag D'Melo Yadav,

Who are you?

Laxminarayan!

Orange never be hard and,

Batla's enemy never have time,

A bomb you made will take your life,
Give me the remote,

Papa, don't listen to him,
we changed our bag's tag,

And I replaced it,
Papa, I...

with my personal hands...

replace the left side bag's tag
to right side bag.

And I replace left one with right one

I don't understand,

Can I come in guys?
Can I?

Ok!
Can I say something?

You people put guns down,

Please, Thank you,
Now listen to me very carefully,

Get me the table please,
The left one,

The left right,
The right one,

Now tell me who replace
the tag first?

Me, Me,
How? Show me,

I replace the left one's bag
to right one's,

when you replace left to right one,
That time your left

was yours or mine,

That was my left,

Then I replace left one's to centre,

and...

replace right one's to left,
That's it, simple.

One, Two, Three,
BBC, Bomb Brand Cash.

Then They turned 1,2 to 2,1,

Then again he turns 1,2 to 2,1

and then replace 1 to 3,
One Two Three.

Absolutely clear and simple,
You guys get it?

No!

What do you understand?

I am saying that press the remote,

What will explode, it has a bomb,

Sir, I think this is the best idea,
Press it, press it.

Ones, Twos, Threes.

You're insulting me from morning.

Is there any bomb or he's just
telling us to press.

No, Sir. There is a bomb inside,
I saw it from my eyes.

But it doesn't explodes,
He made it,

Hold it,
Show me the remote,

You place plus up and minus down,
the how could it explode?

It must be opposite,

Turn minus on to plus,
cover it.

And say,
One, Two, Three,

Papa, it explodes.

It doesn't explode, It doesn't explode,

You're insulting me from morning,

insult in car, insult in society,

I am a Dons, I am a Dons,
insults on the front of these girls.

I will...
Hey...

Rangeela Ratan Jackie Shroff!

Silence,

You' re beating to the front of all,

If battery is not working then what
is my fault?

If we check to open the bag then
It isn't better?

It's better,
Not better,

It is not a matter of bomb explode,
It about respect.

Now until bomb won't explode...

till then give me this gun,

Give me the gun otherwise I'll shoot.

He will shoot himself.

Shut up,
You don't talk much.

I will kill you first,
Come over here.

No, No, It's Ok,
I am normal than you.

Go and buy the famous battery from
Bhaiya's Shop.

I don't have change,
Change...

Take it from me, but bring it quick.

Pintos!

Why you're doing all day
Pintos, Mintos, Lintos?

You just add S,

You add S on every single word
and English word.

People have one father in this world
and I have 550,000 Fathers.

Right!

Papa, you don't have to do like this,
What else? Hey!

I will give you a slap.

My Papa add S,
It's not your concern,

I'll beat you here,
Pintos!

I bring you from street,

from orphanage.

I gave him clothes,

Did I gave you application,
that bring me up.

Father died in darkness,
and son is power house.

Here's your clothes.

You dramatic,

you hits me this clothes in
publicly, anywhere.

Hits me anywhere,
Pintos!

Listen to me,
Yes!

Did you buy it from Pahar Ganj?
Yes.

It's Khurana's stuff,
How do you know?

Khurana sold this useless stuff,

I know,

To call Calvin Klein, he dress me up
Khurana's stuff,

You are such a miser man,

Calvin Kline didn't made underwear
like this.

Don't speak in public,
This man...

gave me electric shocks.

If electricity gone then hits me
on inverter.

You don't cry, you just ask him.

Tell him about Sunday.

This Sunday or last Sunday?
Shut up you question answer,

speak straight,
Pinto!

Don't be angry,
You don't interfere, Batla Bhai!

You're like my younger son.

That's why I am telling you,
Who killed your Hira Lal?

We killed him,
Now that Hira Lal...

where he's gone to hide that diamond?

How do I know?
You tell me,

You must know little little,
Your memory has gone week,

Which Diamond, which car,
she was that car.

Papa!
These two are the same.

Speak,
Where is the diamond?

I don't know,
very good Chandu, don't tell them,

no matter what you lost your life,
but don't tell them.

Chandu!

Where is the diamond?
Stupid, what are you doing, tell

them it's in the petrol tank,

In petrol tank?
Diamond is mine, diamond is mine.

I bought the car then diamond
is mine.

I came here to buy car, diamond
is mine, I have a Gun.

So diamond is mine, Papa.

But petrol tank is not opening,
Then how could we get the diamond?

Ok, all you people turn it down,

What are you doing?
Vomit! Vomit!

I am telling you to turn down
the car.

Which one?
This one or that one?

I am sick of his question answers,

How are you?

Give me two batteries,
Which ones, Big, Medium or small?

Remote batteries?
Which remote batteries?

VCD, DVD or TV,
To explode a bomb remote's battery.

Khade chand!
Yes! Madam!

Did you hear, what I hear?

I've seen it photo, today this
diamond is mine, Papa

One, Two, Three.

My Pintos! My Pintos!

Some body save him,

Diamond! Diamond!

Doctor!

This diamond is mine.
Hey!

It isn't possible in the presence
of D'Melos Yadav.

Give me the diamond, Batlia.
Doctor, I would be fine or not?

Doctor, I would be fine or not?

Leave me, Leave me, I'm not a Doctors,
Give it to me Yadav,

Give me the diamond,
otherwise...

Take it.

Who's the king of Mumbai?

Come on son, get on the car,

Don't get the trucks on car.

D'Melo hit with a stick,
One minute, One minute.

Stick won't do nothing,
through the bag.

If somebody will move then I'll move
him.

I know everything.

That there's a bomb here,
Bomb? Who told you?

No bombs here,
No bombs here,

No bombs here,
No bombs here,

Mayawati Chotala's report never
wrong.

Hey Choudhry Albert Singh,
Where is the bomb?

He's just a child, how do he know
about the bomb?

Even I don't know that who is he?
There's no bomb here.

Bomb's here.
Which is bombs?

Related to this battery,
Which is batterys?

Related to this remote,

This remote is not related to bomb,
Then whose remote is this?

It is the remote of TV,

Where is TV?
TV isn't here.

We buy a remote, and TV
remains to buy.

So it is not bomb's remote.
No!

Bomb won't explode to press it.
No!

Then let's see to press it.
Yes! No!

Then why are you afraid? If bomb is
not here then it won't explode.

And If it will explode then all you
people will be explode.

Then one,

No! No! No!

Two!
Where are you going?

Three!

No bomb here,
If it would be here then it explodes.

It must be explode.

It must be explode.

Shut up!

If somebody say a word then...

Papa!
Who speaks? Speak loud.

Hail Mata,
Papa!

Say it again,
Hail Mata,

I am asking you, who's making
a sound? Papa!

Which papa's son is stocks there?

Papa, I forgot to tell you that
it's a time bomb,

By mistaken, I brought the time bomb
in the replacement of remote bomb.

Tell me when it will explode?
It will be on 18:00

By the way what time is it?
One minute, One minute,

there are only three seconds left,
One, Two, Three,

Does it explode? Papa!

From pinto's bomb not a people,
but diamonds appears in pieces.

It's saying that nobody will have
before time and more than limits.

Everyone get his share diamond,

Laxminarayan and Jia also takes.

With that share they buy a restaurant.

And Laxminarayan's mother still wants
that her son become a shooter.

And she says to every Don...

And if this time he fails then he's
not a son of one father.

Laxminarayan 2 buy some shares in
virus auto from his shares...

today he's in the board of directors
in that company.

And his Boss Pipot,

Pipot!
Yes! Sir!

I think we need to talk,
Yes! Sir!

Sit!
Where? Chair or Sofa?

Left or Right?
Left?

Your left or mine?

Laxminarayan 3

Not in car but he sells underwear in
bus and his brand ambassador is

Laila!

Mayawati Chotala's become a jailor to
gave her share in bribe.

And her prisoners are Albert's,
Pintos, Papas and Batla's.

Chandu and Chandni buy that showroom
from Laila.

And we heard they are going to
marry soon.

And somewhere they all are still
running in life's race.

To become a
One, Two, Three.