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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:03,330 --> 00:01:05,537 One, two, three! One, two, three! 2 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:08,011 One, two, three! And one, two, three! 3 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:31,193 Listen from the above to one, two, three! 4 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:35,699 Yeah! 5 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,976 One, two three! One, two, three! 6 00:01:42,035 --> 00:01:43,981 Coming into the world is free! 7 00:01:44,037 --> 00:01:46,039 Going from the world is free. 8 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:50,252 Look at this charade of the world. 9 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:52,517 Absolutely free! Absolutely free! 10 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:58,993 One, two, three! One, two, three! 11 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:00,998 One, two, three! And One, two, three! 12 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:03,091 Me and you! You and me! 13 00:02:03,156 --> 00:02:04,999 The world's A B C D! 14 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:07,265 Tolerating thousands of difficulties. 15 00:02:07,327 --> 00:02:09,705 To rise up from a plant to a tree. 16 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:15,273 Darling, don't leave me! 17 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:17,315 Don't break my heart! 18 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:19,544 Darling, don't leave me! 19 00:02:19,606 --> 00:02:21,586 Don't break my heart! 20 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:26,020 You are under the oath of my oath. 21 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:30,221 You are under the oath of my oath. 22 00:02:30,283 --> 00:02:32,422 Say you want to know. 23 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,259 I am beat and here we go. 24 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:36,630 Go to her and say.. will you come. She will get irritated. 25 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:38,461 Move, come on. 26 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:41,364 One, two, three! One, two, three! 27 00:02:41,428 --> 00:02:43,339 Coming into the world is free! 28 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,306 Going from the world is free. 29 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:47,106 Free! Free! 30 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:50,044 Look at this charade of the world. 31 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:52,208 Absolutely free! Absolutely free! 32 00:02:52,272 --> 00:02:53,444 Absolutely! 33 00:02:56,243 --> 00:02:58,348 One, two, three! One, two, three! 34 00:02:58,412 --> 00:03:00,483 One, two, three! One, two, three! 35 00:03:00,547 --> 00:03:02,584 Me and you! You and me! 36 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:04,686 The world's A B C D! 37 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:07,061 Tolerating thousands of difficulties. 38 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,157 To rise up from a plant to a tree. 39 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:15,071 Darling, don't leave me! 40 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:17,074 Don't break my heart! 41 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:18,803 Darling, don't leave me.. 42 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:21,146 Don't break my heart.. 43 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:25,408 You are under the oath of my oath. 44 00:03:25,472 --> 00:03:30,319 You are under the oath of my oath. 45 00:03:56,169 --> 00:04:00,208 Your youth is the most talked about everywhere. 46 00:04:00,307 --> 00:04:04,380 Your youth is the most talked about everywhere. 47 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:08,617 My heart has been waiting for you. 48 00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:12,296 My heart has been waiting for you. 49 00:04:12,352 --> 00:04:16,391 You are under the oath of my oath. 50 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:21,201 You are under the oath of my oath. 51 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,434 One, two, three! One, two, three! 52 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:25,534 Coming into the world is free! Free! 53 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,476 Going from the world is free. 54 00:04:27,534 --> 00:04:28,842 Free! Free! 55 00:04:29,569 --> 00:04:31,810 Look at this charade of the world. 56 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:34,148 Absolutely free! Absolutely free! 57 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:35,277 Free. 58 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,383 One, two, three! One, two, three! 59 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:42,518 One, two, three! And one, two, three! 60 00:04:42,582 --> 00:04:44,653 Me and you! You and me! 61 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:46,629 The world's A B C D! 62 00:04:46,686 --> 00:04:49,166 Tolerating thousands of difficulties. 63 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:51,259 To rise up from a plant to a tree. 64 00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:56,232 Let's take out the one, two, and three. 65 00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:08,242 'This country! Our country! The rising country!' 66 00:05:12,179 --> 00:05:13,920 'The leader of our rising country!' 67 00:05:16,249 --> 00:05:18,286 'This is a business man.' 68 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:20,493 'And this is the business of a man.' 69 00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:26,365 'And this is the rising don! Laxminarayan! No. 1!' 70 00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:36,280 Who is Mumbai's king? 71 00:05:37,204 --> 00:05:39,650 'I mean, he is a brother son!' 72 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:42,412 Brother son, what's that, brother! 73 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:44,853 Just like there is star son! 74 00:05:44,911 --> 00:05:46,288 Just like that, there is Brother son. 75 00:05:46,646 --> 00:05:48,216 Sunny Deol, Bobby Deol, Hrithik Roshan.. 76 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:50,352 "Sanjay Dutt, Abhishek Bachchan. 77 00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:53,293 You are the Abhishek Bachchan of hooliganism. 78 00:05:53,553 --> 00:05:56,329 Your father, Pappu MMS. 79 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:58,698 Was the Amitabh Bachchan of hooliganism! 80 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:01,431 'And today his refugee is being released.' 81 00:06:01,494 --> 00:06:04,304 'That means his first murder, killing.' 82 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:07,239 I have to kill you. 83 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:10,338 What have I done? - You dare seize brother Batlya's land. 84 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:12,576 Why you.. - No! No! - Kill him, brother. 85 00:06:12,939 --> 00:06:14,316 Kill him Laxmi! - Kill him, brother. 86 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:18,388 'But will his first killing be hit or a flop.' 87 00:06:18,645 --> 00:06:20,420 Who are you? 88 00:06:21,781 --> 00:06:25,251 Aslam Phoda! Chikne! Tell her. 89 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:27,264 Who is Mumbai's king? - Who is it? 90 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,324 Brother, right now she seems to be king and King Kong. 91 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,664 Hit them. 92 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:35,533 'Poor Laxminarayan.' 93 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:38,672 'Brother Batlya tried to explain Laxminarayan's mother a lot.' 94 00:06:38,765 --> 00:06:39,835 What did he explain? 95 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,278 'Laxmi's mother! Bullet fired from the gun.. 96 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:46,340 ..And the child that's once born cannot go back.' 97 00:06:47,707 --> 00:06:49,448 'But only a mother knows her pain.' 98 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:54,385 I thought you will commit 2-4 murders. 99 00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:56,358 'Settle down in life.' 100 00:06:56,416 --> 00:07:00,296 I will get you married to Chhota Khujli's daughter.. 101 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:03,630 ..Meena Khujli, but you turned out to be useless. 102 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:07,495 Wait! Wait! 103 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,301 Laxmi's mother! Laxmi's mother! Laxmi.. 104 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:10,966 Kanta! 105 00:07:12,299 --> 00:07:14,006 Go and do all this at your home. 106 00:07:14,501 --> 00:07:17,311 Brother! Brother, give me another chance. 107 00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:19,316 You never get to hit two fours on the same ball.. 108 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:22,478 ..And you never get a second chance in the same lifetime. 109 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:25,319 Laxminarayan, there can't be another foot like you.. 110 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:27,016 ..In the entire world. 111 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:34,396 I am helpless and useless. 112 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,762 Wow! 113 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:36,960 Helpless.. 114 00:07:37,324 --> 00:07:39,395 'It means hopeless.' 115 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:52,678 This.. 116 00:08:02,449 --> 00:08:03,587 Biting! Biting! - What? 117 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:05,996 The shoe is biting me. - Then you bite the shoe. 118 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:17,808 Hey! Hey! Hey listen, thief! 119 00:08:17,897 --> 00:08:21,538 'This is Laxminarayan No.2! MBA from Jharkhand university.' 120 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:23,373 'He has only two rules in his life.' 121 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:25,541 'Rule no. 1, the boss is always right.' 122 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,383 'Rule no. 2, if the boss is wrong.. 123 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,545 ..Then follow rule number 1.' 124 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:32,721 Mr. Laxminarayan! - Yes sir. 125 00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:35,555 I think we need to have a little talk. - Yes sir. - Sit. 126 00:08:37,584 --> 00:08:39,461 On the sofa or the chair, sir? 127 00:08:39,819 --> 00:08:40,889 Chair! 128 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:42,831 Left or right sir? - Left! 129 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:44,733 Your left or my left, sir? 130 00:08:44,991 --> 00:08:46,061 My left! 131 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:48,731 This left or the extreme left sir? 132 00:08:48,795 --> 00:08:50,399 Get out of this door! 133 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:51,567 Now just leave, you idiot! 134 00:08:51,631 --> 00:08:52,803 Sir, I came in through that door. 135 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:53,936 There are two doors! 136 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,070 Shall I go from here or there? 137 00:08:55,135 --> 00:09:00,414 Just get out! Get out, you idiot! Get out of my office now! - Okay sir. 138 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:01,713 It's a secret matter. 139 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,015 May we be together! 140 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:05,647 Wear my inner wears, whether it is day or night. 141 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:08,518 Come, come. 142 00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:11,425 Take it, sister, take whatever you want. 143 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:12,724 God knows where they come from to sell underwear. 144 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:14,493 Brother, buy an underwear. 145 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:15,624 I don't want it. 146 00:09:15,688 --> 00:09:17,895 They are very nice underwear, buy it. 147 00:09:17,957 --> 00:09:19,698 I don't want it. 148 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:22,603 Buy it! If you wear it yourself, you will turn into Superman. 149 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:24,836 It won't tear if you fly wearing it. 150 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,502 If you fight with someone wearing it, it won't tear. 151 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,603 If you climb the Qutub Minar wearing it, it won't tear. 152 00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:30,705 If you jump from the Qutub Minar wearing it, it won't tear. 153 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:33,441 Everything you wear will tear, but not the underwear. 154 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:34,780 That's Laxminarayan's guarantee. 155 00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:37,648 My head will surely explode because of your blabbering. 156 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:38,781 Shall I give it to you in writing? 157 00:09:38,845 --> 00:09:40,449 I told you, I have underwear. 158 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:42,618 If you do, then why don't you wear it? 159 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:45,960 How do you know I haven't worn underwear? 160 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:47,464 You know my nature. 161 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:50,524 'And this is Laxminarayan No. 3! And he says! 162 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:53,569 I can tell you what's written in the letter seeing the envelope. 163 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:56,038 I can tell the son's size by looking at the papa. 164 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,200 How nice. 165 00:09:57,464 --> 00:09:59,466 'He has been selling underwear and vests.. 166 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:00,602 ..Since he didn't even wear underwear.' 167 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,473 'By selling underwear and vests.. 168 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:04,208 ..He has started a garment factory.' 169 00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:06,183 'Bulbul Lingerie's.' 170 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,677 This is the first and.. - Ballu.. 171 00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:11,715 ..What's going on? - Dad. Who are they? 172 00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:13,755 Dad, they are our brand's models. 173 00:10:13,813 --> 00:10:14,951 And right now, we are having a photo session. - Are they models.. 174 00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:16,618 ..Or just cluster of bones? 175 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,993 It seems as if they have fallen ill wearing our lingerie! 176 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:21,961 Then who will buy our product? 177 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,692 We will have to wear all of them. 178 00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:25,667 And the underwear is okay, you and I can wear it. 179 00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:27,864 Who will wear that? Your father? 180 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:29,565 Dad, please don't say underwear, 181 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,609 Say lingerie for God sake. - Keep quiet. 182 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:32,734 You fool. 183 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:34,842 What's all this going on? 184 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:38,180 'Uncle Shakespeare had said, what's in the name.' 185 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:42,612 'But uncle forgot, what if when three names are similar?' 186 00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:44,850 'Laxminarayan 1!' 187 00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:46,581 Laxminarayan 2! 188 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:47,716 Laxminarayan 3! 189 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:51,159 One, two, three! 190 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,692 Hiralal! - Yes. 191 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:55,528 The diamond is worth 20 crores.. 192 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:58,592 ..And the entire journey is by road. - Yes. 193 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:02,869 Go comfortably, and bring the diamond. - Yes. 194 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:04,939 Take this 2 rupee note. 195 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:08,544 Son. You will get that diamond worth 20 crores.. 196 00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:12,640 ..Only when you will give him this half torn 2 rupee note. 197 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:17,612 I swear what an idea. 198 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,747 Really nice! 199 00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:21,623 Brother, don't be tensed. 200 00:11:21,781 --> 00:11:22,919 I am there. 201 00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:27,089 Now I will bring that diamond from that Pondi! 202 00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:28,291 Challenge. 203 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,788 Don't ever stop! 204 00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:01,657 You got to rock. 205 00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:09,595 Since I saw you, I was amazed. 206 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:13,769 Your eyes wounded me. 207 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:17,743 Your intoxication immersed in my veins. 208 00:12:17,804 --> 00:12:21,775 Your beauty mesmerised me. 209 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:23,946 You got to rock, darling. 210 00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:26,047 Don't ever stop, darling. 211 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:28,284 You got to rock, darling. 212 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:30,692 My beloved. 213 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:35,700 My heart fell for you that's not a mistake. 214 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:40,170 Stay in my arm that's my only desire. 215 00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:43,764 I said to the Lord, my darling. 216 00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:48,708 I thank you. 217 00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:52,647 My heart is in pain. 218 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:56,983 Now you decide my fate. 219 00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:58,886 You got to rock, darling. 220 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,982 Don't ever stop, darling. 221 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,253 You got to rock, darling. 222 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,887 My beloved. 223 00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:19,309 All I ever talk about is you. 224 00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:23,677 Your fragrance lights up my world. 225 00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:27,980 My life belongs only to you. 226 00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:32,682 Only your image is immersed in my eyes. 227 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:36,318 Whichever path now you will walk on. 228 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:41,229 My destination lies there. 229 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:46,032 Come my darling, my craziness is telling me. 230 00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:49,073 I am now your lover. 231 00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:53,873 Darling! My heart says! 232 00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:58,712 Come and listen to the saga of my heart. 233 00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:02,378 Darling, you are my companion! 234 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,319 Your intoxication is growing. 235 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:07,790 Don't make me restless any more. No! No! No! 236 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:11,260 Your gait is the best. 237 00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:15,356 Do me a favour, accept me. 238 00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:17,731 You got to rock, darling. 239 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,792 Don't ever stop, darling. 240 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,839 You got to rock, darling. 241 00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:23,931 My beloved. 242 00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:26,135 You got to rock, darling. 243 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,370 Don't ever stop, darling. 244 00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:30,744 You got to rock, darling. 245 00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,942 My beloved. 246 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,986 You got to rock, darling. 247 00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:36,883 Don't ever stop, darling. 248 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,250 You got to rock, darling. 249 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,187 My beloved. 250 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,760 You got to rock, darling. 251 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,887 Don't ever stop, darling. 252 00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:48,125 You got to rock, darling. 253 00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:49,257 My beloved. 254 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:54,032 My beloved. 255 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,439 Hira stop! 256 00:14:57,497 --> 00:15:00,910 Stop Hira! I know you have the diamond. 257 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,105 We are very dangerous people. 258 00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:03,271 He isn't listening to us. 259 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,440 He is still running, idiot. 260 00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:07,912 Kill him. 261 00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:10,247 Don't touch me! 262 00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:12,846 You don't love me any more, isn't it? -I love you my bubblaboo! 263 00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:14,783 How romantic. 264 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:16,417 Say, Chandu loves Chandni. 265 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:17,853 Chandu loves Chandni. 266 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:18,987 It sounds so nice. 267 00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:20,188 Keep saying it. 268 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,323 Are you mad? 269 00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:22,957 I mean, let me show it too sweet heart. 270 00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:24,426 Let me show it too. 271 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,896 I didn't do anything. 272 00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:32,176 Chandu, there is someone.. at the window. 273 00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:34,871 There is no one. Come baby, come. 274 00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:41,942 What happened? - See! Really! 275 00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:43,817 Chandu, there really is someone there. 276 00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,219 There is nobody there. - There is someone. 277 00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:47,949 What is it? 278 00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:50,051 Why are you peeking in the car and scaring my girlfriend? 279 00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:52,823 Brother, I am not scaring her? 280 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,956 Take a look at my back? - Why should I look at your back? Get lost. 281 00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,834 Brother, for Gods sake, take a look at my back. 282 00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:58,960 I am not like that. 283 00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:00,095 I am not like that too. 284 00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:02,139 Brother. Please, take a look at my back. 285 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:04,072 Help me! I have been shot in the back! 286 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,200 Take a look at my back! 287 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:06,568 Oh yes! 288 00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:09,905 O my God, come on. 289 00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:11,907 Run! Run! - Come on, quickly. 290 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,109 Start it! - Come on, run quickly. 291 00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:14,981 Brother please this bottle.. - This bottle. 292 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,179 Batlya! - Chandu! 293 00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:19,086 9820.. 123. - Leave me! 294 00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:21,391 Albert, they are running away. 295 00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:23,925 Albert, you deal with him. I will stop the car. 296 00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:27,261 Girl and boy, stop the car. - Chandu. 297 00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:28,998 I will count till three. 298 00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:30,994 1.. - Faster. - Stop. 299 00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:33,264 2.. stop, 3! 300 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:34,964 You cannot die! 301 00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:36,335 Shall I shoot you? 302 00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:39,001 The boy and girl ran away, sad travelling. 303 00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:40,942 Pinto, this Hira is dead. 304 00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:42,979 And that diamond. 305 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,074 Fake diamond. 306 00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:46,541 Take it out. 307 00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,018 I hate tooth aches. 308 00:16:57,083 --> 00:17:01,395 Tooth.. one! - And people, two. 309 00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:05,035 Papa will be happily shocked to see it. 310 00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:06,394 Yes! 311 00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:11,098 This is the 20 crore diamond. 312 00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:19,974 Everybody say dance. 313 00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:23,087 Do you know why I call myself papa? 314 00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:24,379 Why Papa? 315 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:28,114 Because D'mello's Yadav, only knows how to get. 316 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,451 Pa.. pa! 317 00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:30,585 Papa! 318 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:34,927 You idiots. 319 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,057 Papa! 320 00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:40,036 And you left the 20 crore worth diamond, right there. 321 00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:46,001 You idiots. 322 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,939 No papa, no. Not the current, papa. 323 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,276 You idiots. 324 00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:52,077 Pinto. - Yes papa. 325 00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:55,017 You know, we get electricity only for 2 hours in the entire day. 326 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,348 Shortage, papa, shortage. 327 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,146 And that too, you make me waste. 328 00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,315 Yes papa. 329 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,583 Tell me, where is the diamond. 330 00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,354 No! - Tell me. 331 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,325 Gods! 332 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:13,302 Like every time, there is a power failure this time too, papa. 333 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,369 Now, it will return only tomorrow, papa. 334 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,051 Shabbo! - Papa! 335 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,177 When there is a power failure, where does it go? 336 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,415 In the inverters, papa. 337 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:35,459 Then switch on the inverters. - Okay, papa. 338 00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:37,585 You idiots. 339 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,391 Is this a joke? 340 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,227 We are somebody's children too. 341 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,460 We forget things too, papa. 342 00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:47,060 You have invented these bombs, isn't it? 343 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,003 Yes papa, I have made it. 344 00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:52,235 I have a crash course diploma papa, in making bombs. 345 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:56,145 Now this bomb will kill you both. 346 00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:02,644 Papa, may you never have a power failure! 347 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,187 One's.. - No Papa! 348 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,348 Two's! - No Pinto! 349 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,015 Tell me where is the diamond? 350 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,491 But I don't know anything, Papa! 351 00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:12,086 You idiots, You came to search me. 352 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:15,030 And three! 353 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:16,191 No. 354 00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,262 Papa, it didn't explode. 355 00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:23,104 Why doesn't it explode? 356 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,036 Papa, you have planted the bomb here.. 357 00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:27,373 ..And operating the remote from there. 358 00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:28,503 How can it explode? 359 00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:30,171 Come in the range. 360 00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:36,447 What kind of a bomb have you made? 361 00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,247 Why doesn't it explode? 362 00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:40,388 Papa, don't hit me. 363 00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,255 Don't doubt the inventor. 364 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:44,124 I can't make a mistake in making the bomb. 365 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,287 I have done a crash course diploma. 366 00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:47,225 Show me the remote. 367 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:49,124 Here. 368 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:51,393 See this. 369 00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:55,064 Papa, you have placed the battery wrongly. 370 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,197 Oh! - Now you say oh! 371 00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:57,332 Interchange it. 372 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,143 And now see how it explodes. 373 00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:01,302 See. 374 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:05,140 That's all. 375 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,184 It was simple, isn't it papa? 376 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:11,155 At least now tell me where is the diamond. 377 00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:14,089 Chandni, look at this diamond. 378 00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:16,148 Our fate will shine like this too. 379 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,252 Now I won't have to do this sales job. 380 00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:21,161 We won't have to live in this car showroom's washroom. 381 00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:23,198 We won't have to listen to Laila madam. 382 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,494 Let's run away. 383 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,161 You idiot, they must be looking for us. 384 00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:28,295 The situation will calm down, then we will.. 385 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:31,107 Till then, we will have to keep this diamond in a place.. 386 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:32,437 ..Where no one can see it. 387 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:35,570 I have an idea. 388 00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:36,704 What? 389 00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,180 Why did you put it in the petrol tank? 390 00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:43,244 Look, no one will be able to see it here! 391 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,389 Even I can't see it. - This car is for sale. 392 00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:46,548 What if someone comes to buy it? 393 00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:49,115 No one has come to buy it for the last 7 months.. 394 00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:50,285 ..Why will anyone come now? 395 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,632 The death of a man, and the mistress of a woman.. 396 00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,499 ..You can never save yourself from them. 397 00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:03,206 And Yadav's death has been decided. 398 00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:05,400 Kill him! 399 00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:07,302 Whom should we send, brother? 400 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:11,213 After Hira's murder, the police has become very alert in Pondi. 401 00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:15,145 Brother! Brother! Brother! Brother! 402 00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:16,379 Greetings, brother! 403 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:17,512 Greet him! 404 00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:18,646 Greetings. 405 00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:22,325 I have heard, there is a shooter's post vacant with you. 406 00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:25,654 Give my son one chance to commit a murder. 407 00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:30,532 As long as I am alive, gets settled. 408 00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:32,565 He makes his career. 409 00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:36,832 Give my Laxmi this contract. - Give him please. 410 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:40,241 Yes brother, I will put in all my effort for committing this murder. 411 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,279 There is no chance that I will fail. 412 00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:46,311 And if he fails this time, then he is a big fool. I tell you. 413 00:21:58,184 --> 00:22:00,630 ..Doesn't stay forever! - Yes brother. - Yes. 414 00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:03,199 This time I am completely sure.. 415 00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:05,531 ..That Laxminarayan will surely commit this murder. 416 00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:07,428 Thank you, brother. 417 00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:10,267 Brother, I will always be indebted to you. - That's enough. 418 00:22:11,297 --> 00:22:12,708 Keep this. It is imported. 419 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,209 It will fire so stealthily.. 420 00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:17,440 ...even you won't know that the bullet has been fired. 421 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,282 But brother, whom do I have to kill? 422 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:22,547 Poets have fans, and walls have ears. 423 00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:24,846 Go to Pondi! 424 00:22:25,211 --> 00:22:27,350 Your room will be booked in hotel Blue Diamond. 425 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,387 You will find an envelope in the room. 426 00:22:29,548 --> 00:22:32,222 The person whose photo will be in the envelope.. 427 00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:33,422 ..You will have to kill him. 428 00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:34,897 Brother.. brother.. - Just a minute. 429 00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:38,299 First you will have to take my diamond back from him. 430 00:22:40,826 --> 00:22:42,237 Don't worry, brother. - Yes. 431 00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:43,637 Take some marijuana and go to sleep. - Very good. 432 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,300 Now I will directly hit the target. 433 00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:50,345 Laxminarayan! This is the first time I have heard this name. 434 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:53,316 Papa, this is a very inauspicious time. 435 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:54,442 Let us flee to the village. 436 00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:56,316 We are in the village. 437 00:22:56,408 --> 00:22:59,855 Papa. Let us go in the city, the car is ready. - Idiots. 438 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:04,327 I will give him a torturous death. 439 00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:05,791 Pinto. - Papa! 440 00:23:05,851 --> 00:23:08,661 Make such a bomb that will explode. 441 00:23:09,255 --> 00:23:12,498 Laxminarayan will come, but he won't go back alive. 442 00:23:16,595 --> 00:23:17,665 Hello sir! Morning sir! 443 00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:21,939 Laxmi, you idiot, you stupid, you fool! 444 00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:23,776 Listen to me carefully! - Yes. 445 00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:26,546 I have seen an old car on the net. 446 00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:28,642 Car, wow sir! How is it sir? 447 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,345 I want to buy this car! 448 00:23:30,476 --> 00:23:32,012 Go to Pondi right now. 449 00:23:32,711 --> 00:23:35,783 Check the car and give them 1 lakh rupees advance. 450 00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:37,418 Alright, you understood that? - Right, sir. 451 00:23:37,483 --> 00:23:39,622 I will mail you the other details. 452 00:23:39,718 --> 00:23:40,788 Please check your e-mail. 453 00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:43,925 Which mail sir, g-mail, yahoo mail, hotmail, rediff mail. 454 00:23:43,989 --> 00:23:46,299 Or the new mail these days sir, zapak mail. 455 00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:47,428 It delivers quickly, sir. 456 00:23:47,493 --> 00:23:48,563 Idiot. 457 00:23:49,361 --> 00:23:51,307 I will fax you through the computer.. 458 00:23:51,363 --> 00:23:52,433 ..Switch on the fax machine. 459 00:23:52,498 --> 00:23:53,568 Yes sir. 460 00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:56,378 Sir, there are two fax machines. 461 00:23:56,535 --> 00:23:57,639 Which one should I switch on? 462 00:23:57,703 --> 00:23:58,807 The left or the right. 463 00:23:59,305 --> 00:24:01,649 Left one! - Your left or mine. 464 00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:02,810 My left! 465 00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:04,411 Which position are you in sir? 466 00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:05,780 I cannot see it on the phone. 467 00:24:05,911 --> 00:24:07,322 Because if you are sitting in front of me.. 468 00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:08,756 ..Then your left is my right. 469 00:24:08,881 --> 00:24:10,918 And my right will be your left, sir. 470 00:24:10,983 --> 00:24:12,758 And if you are sitting besides me.. 471 00:24:12,818 --> 00:24:15,321 ..Then your left is my left and your right is my right. 472 00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:16,832 Laxmi! - Because sir.. 473 00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:18,493 This is the last chance for you. 474 00:24:18,657 --> 00:24:22,400 If you don't do this right, then I will fire you! 475 00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:23,698 Understood! 476 00:24:23,929 --> 00:24:26,739 I understood, sir. - Go to Pondi right now. 477 00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:29,606 And stay in hotel Blue Diamond. 478 00:24:29,668 --> 00:24:30,942 Blue Diamond! - The room will be booked. 479 00:24:31,337 --> 00:24:34,511 Okay I will send all the details there. Understood? 480 00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:35,810 Okay sir. 481 00:24:35,874 --> 00:24:38,753 Remember, I want this car at any cost. 482 00:24:38,844 --> 00:24:40,824 I want to gift it to my wife. 483 00:24:40,879 --> 00:24:42,358 Which wife, sir? 484 00:24:42,414 --> 00:24:44,087 The one in Worli or the one in Bandra? 485 00:24:44,350 --> 00:24:48,492 You idiot! I will.. in you! 486 00:24:48,687 --> 00:24:51,827 You fool.. 487 00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:53,462 Yes sir. 488 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:56,501 Why is the boss always so angry? 489 00:24:57,429 --> 00:24:58,499 What are you doing madam? 490 00:24:58,564 --> 00:25:00,441 What are you doing madam? 491 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:03,844 When Laila buys a car to sell, she checks it properly! 492 00:25:11,810 --> 00:25:12,880 Madam, my car. 493 00:25:13,379 --> 00:25:15,484 I cannot sell your car. 494 00:25:15,547 --> 00:25:17,925 Not just you, no one can sell my car now. 495 00:25:20,953 --> 00:25:22,455 You are Laila! - Yes. 496 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:25,001 You see, we are from ICUC bank. 497 00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:28,904 You had taken a loan of 25 lakh from our bank? 498 00:25:30,462 --> 00:25:32,408 Yes! - And you haven't paid a single installment.. 499 00:25:32,464 --> 00:25:34,535 ..For the past 10 months. 500 00:25:34,933 --> 00:25:38,073 Actually I.. - No problem, ma'am. 501 00:25:38,137 --> 00:25:40,549 We are always at your disposal, at your service. 502 00:25:40,739 --> 00:25:42,946 Actually, we had come to give you a notice. 503 00:25:43,475 --> 00:25:46,422 What notice? - If you don't deposit all your installments within 5 days.. 504 00:25:46,478 --> 00:25:48,583 ..Then we will seize all of your cars. 505 00:25:48,647 --> 00:25:50,558 What? You cannot do that. 506 00:25:50,616 --> 00:25:52,425 We can do that madam, because.. 507 00:25:52,484 --> 00:25:54,589 ..We are idiots and fools. 508 00:25:54,686 --> 00:25:55,858 I will call the police. 509 00:25:55,921 --> 00:25:57,491 We are the police. 510 00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,797 We work part time with the bank for recovery. 511 00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:02,497 Okay madam, have a good day. 512 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,438 If you are satisfied with our services tell others.. 513 00:26:04,496 --> 00:26:07,568 ..If not, tell us. Take care. Come on. 514 00:26:09,435 --> 00:26:10,709 Yes sister, what do you want? 515 00:26:10,803 --> 00:26:13,010 Give me a size 40 bra in this material. - Yes. 516 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:14,517 40! Fine. My dear beloved.. 517 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:16,883 This one looks good too, isn't it? - Yes, I like it. 518 00:26:16,942 --> 00:26:18,853 Yes! - Hey dad, what's up? 519 00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:19,981 What are you doing? 520 00:26:20,446 --> 00:26:21,891 I am taking sister's bra out. 521 00:26:23,048 --> 00:26:24,823 Don't say bra, panty and all, please. 522 00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:26,521 Shut up, you fool. 523 00:26:26,885 --> 00:26:28,558 What else will I call it as? A pajama? 524 00:26:28,621 --> 00:26:29,691 He teach me. 525 00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:32,531 I have been selling it since you didn't even start wearing it. 526 00:26:32,624 --> 00:26:35,002 Here sister, 42, it will be a perfect fit. 527 00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:39,904 Listen to me.. - Brother, not 42, give me 40. 528 00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:42,545 42 will be a perfect fit. 529 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:45,639 I told you I don't want 42, give me 40. 530 00:26:45,704 --> 00:26:48,116 What are you talking? How do you know? 531 00:26:48,207 --> 00:26:51,814 Surprising! It is my size, who else will know about it? - Yes. 532 00:26:51,910 --> 00:26:54,015 Seeing the blouse I can tell the size of the bra.. 533 00:26:54,079 --> 00:26:55,149 ..And seeing the pant.. 534 00:26:55,214 --> 00:26:56,557 ..I can tell you the size of the underwear. - Oh God. 535 00:26:56,648 --> 00:26:57,820 You know my nature. - Yes. 536 00:26:58,784 --> 00:26:59,922 Yes, absolutely right. 537 00:27:00,185 --> 00:27:03,564 Her husband asks me about her size. 538 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:04,692 Fine brother. 539 00:27:04,757 --> 00:27:05,827 Come on, that will be 150. 540 00:27:05,891 --> 00:27:07,564 150/--. - Here. 541 00:27:08,661 --> 00:27:09,731 Yes, tell me. 542 00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:10,933 At least give me a bag, brother. 543 00:27:10,996 --> 00:27:12,066 What will you do with a bag.. 544 00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:13,838 ..You have to go home and wear it.. 545 00:27:13,899 --> 00:27:14,969 Fine brother, fine. - Tell me. 546 00:27:15,033 --> 00:27:17,775 You have to leave everything, and urgently go to Pondi. 547 00:27:17,836 --> 00:27:19,509 You have to meet the designer.. 548 00:27:19,571 --> 00:27:21,642 ..Who has created our new valentine collection. 549 00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:24,243 Actually, I have seen the designs on the net. - Yes. 550 00:27:24,510 --> 00:27:26,581 You just have to go and make an agreement with the girl. 551 00:27:26,945 --> 00:27:28,982 I will go to Pondi, you don't worry. 552 00:27:29,048 --> 00:27:30,584 You relax in Singapore, fine. 553 00:27:30,782 --> 00:27:32,989 If you like the designs, then give her 1 lakh rupees. 554 00:27:33,051 --> 00:27:34,530 She will need it. - Okay. 555 00:27:34,586 --> 00:27:35,656 What is her name? 556 00:27:35,721 --> 00:27:38,133 Billu Batra! - Not yours. 557 00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:39,760 Leave that bra! Leave that bra! 558 00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:40,895 Get lost! 559 00:27:41,527 --> 00:27:43,734 Yes, tell me. - Please pen some things down. 560 00:27:44,062 --> 00:27:45,666 This pen doesn't even work. 561 00:27:45,864 --> 00:27:49,539 Let it be dad. Just reach Pondi and go to hotel Blue Diamond.. 562 00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:52,639 ..I will courier you the pictures and all the details. Ok. 563 00:27:52,738 --> 00:27:54,945 Please papa. - Please don't say bra and panty there. 564 00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:56,918 Keep quiet, you fool. 565 00:27:58,544 --> 00:28:00,683 Let me take a look at her design. 566 00:28:02,614 --> 00:28:03,752 I am a designer. 567 00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:08,196 And my brand Pure Diamonds will be famous soon. 568 00:28:08,654 --> 00:28:10,964 The entire world will wear my undergarments! 569 00:28:11,056 --> 00:28:13,627 Wow! - Murli Manohar Munde. 570 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,904 Neither less nor more! Bubblegum! 571 00:28:17,062 --> 00:28:19,668 Oh God, this man eats my brains and gives me a headache. 572 00:28:19,731 --> 00:28:20,801 He doesn't have brains at all. 573 00:28:20,866 --> 00:28:23,745 I don't understand what should I do now? 574 00:28:24,002 --> 00:28:25,640 Please leave from here. 575 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:27,809 It's simple Ms. Jia. 576 00:28:28,073 --> 00:28:29,916 Either you leave or throw me out. 577 00:28:30,576 --> 00:28:32,578 Actually, your first papa and my second papa.. 578 00:28:32,644 --> 00:28:33,987 ..Were partners in this restaurant. 579 00:28:34,079 --> 00:28:35,581 So either you buy this restaurant from us.. 580 00:28:35,647 --> 00:28:37,126 ..Or sell it to us. 581 00:28:37,683 --> 00:28:40,596 You know I don't have the money to buy it. 582 00:28:40,652 --> 00:28:42,097 Why don't you take half? 583 00:28:42,287 --> 00:28:43,994 Happiness, sorrows and bubblegum! 584 00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:45,660 These are the things M.M. Munde never takes in half. 585 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:46,828 The entire world knows that. 586 00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:49,168 I will pay your money gradually. 587 00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:50,798 How gradually, Ms. Jia. 588 00:28:51,029 --> 00:28:53,600 Tomorrow my client is coming to meet me. 589 00:28:53,665 --> 00:28:55,736 They will surely like my designs. 590 00:28:55,834 --> 00:28:58,075 And then Jia's doors of destiny will finally open. 591 00:28:59,338 --> 00:29:01,147 Come at 12 o'clock and take your money. 592 00:29:01,206 --> 00:29:02,617 Okay! Okay Ms. Jai! 593 00:29:02,674 --> 00:29:05,018 Tomorrow whether you lose or I will. 594 00:29:05,177 --> 00:29:06,281 For now, I am, leaving. 595 00:29:06,845 --> 00:29:11,021 I cannot live without you. 596 00:29:12,217 --> 00:29:14,697 O God, Jia is not a fraud! 597 00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:17,897 Laxminarayan should like my designs. 598 00:29:19,858 --> 00:29:21,701 Laxmi! - Mother. 599 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:22,830 Here is your ticket. 600 00:29:23,729 --> 00:29:27,643 And listen son, commit the murder nicely. 601 00:29:27,699 --> 00:29:28,769 Now, you leave mother. 602 00:29:28,834 --> 00:29:33,078 And remember, don't eat anything anyone gives you. 603 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:35,650 These criminals mix some intoxication in the food.. 604 00:29:35,707 --> 00:29:38,119 ..And give you to eat. - Really. 605 00:29:38,210 --> 00:29:41,054 And then they steal your luggage. - Yes mother. 606 00:29:41,146 --> 00:29:44,719 Remember, don't tell your name to anyone. 607 00:29:44,983 --> 00:29:46,053 And yes. 608 00:29:46,718 --> 00:29:49,722 This is 25,000! 609 00:29:49,921 --> 00:29:52,026 It will be useful to you in a foreign land. 610 00:29:52,858 --> 00:29:54,735 Mother, that's enough. - Don't cry! 611 00:29:55,227 --> 00:29:57,798 Have you taken the gun? - Yes mother. 612 00:29:57,929 --> 00:30:00,102 Have you loaded the bullets? - Yes mother. 613 00:30:00,265 --> 00:30:01,744 Take care of yourself. 614 00:30:02,768 --> 00:30:05,806 My son is going to commit a murder for the first time. 615 00:30:05,871 --> 00:30:07,942 Mother, you don't worry. Please stop crying. 616 00:30:08,373 --> 00:30:12,048 Nothing is better than a gun, and don't regret if you lose it. Toys. 617 00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:15,853 Sorry! I am buying it for the child. 618 00:30:16,682 --> 00:30:18,889 I don't have 1 lakh rupees in my bag. 619 00:30:19,017 --> 00:30:22,931 Oh! Wife children.. - Excuse me, sir. 620 00:30:23,088 --> 00:30:24,260 Which bus goes to Pondi? 621 00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:25,393 The one behind you! 622 00:30:25,757 --> 00:30:28,033 Wife children.. - Excuse me, sir. 623 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:30,238 The left one or the right one sir? 624 00:30:30,429 --> 00:30:33,035 The one that just left, that one. - Oh, God. 625 00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:34,835 Hello! Hello 626 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:36,237 Hello!! 627 00:30:37,769 --> 00:30:39,874 Excuse me, No one is listening. Hello! 628 00:30:42,874 --> 00:30:45,115 One, two, three! One, two, three! 629 00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:47,324 Coming into the world is free! 630 00:30:47,446 --> 00:30:49,722 Going from the world is free. 631 00:30:49,815 --> 00:30:52,091 Look at this charade of the world. 632 00:30:52,150 --> 00:30:54,391 Absolutely free! Absolutely free! 633 00:30:55,053 --> 00:30:56,293 Brother, what are you looking at? 634 00:30:56,722 --> 00:30:58,429 This is Pahadganj's good. - What? 635 00:30:58,990 --> 00:31:00,901 This is Pahadganj's good. 636 00:31:01,126 --> 00:31:02,730 This is Karolbaug's piece. 637 00:31:02,794 --> 00:31:04,000 This can't be Karolbaug's piece. 638 00:31:04,062 --> 00:31:05,939 This is Pahadganj's piece, this is Khurana's goods! 639 00:31:06,231 --> 00:31:08,939 She doesn't belong to Khurana, she is my wife. 640 00:31:09,968 --> 00:31:11,743 I am not talking about your wife.. 641 00:31:11,803 --> 00:31:14,943 ..I am talking about your wife's bra, this is Khurana's goods. 642 00:31:15,073 --> 00:31:17,280 Khurana sells such goods. - One two three.. 643 00:31:17,342 --> 00:31:19,481 Coming into the world is free! 644 00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:21,751 Going from the world is free. 645 00:31:21,947 --> 00:31:24,086 Look at this charade of the world. 646 00:31:24,282 --> 00:31:26,387 Absolutely free! Absolutely free! 647 00:31:26,752 --> 00:31:28,060 Absolutely. 648 00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,925 One, two, three! One, two, three! 649 00:31:31,123 --> 00:31:33,194 One, two, three! And One, two, three! 650 00:31:33,492 --> 00:31:35,768 Me and you! You and me! 651 00:31:35,827 --> 00:31:37,500 The world's A B C D! 652 00:31:40,365 --> 00:31:41,435 Have we reached? 653 00:31:42,934 --> 00:31:44,504 Why is there police up ahead? 654 00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:47,274 My name is Mayawati Chowtala! 655 00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:48,509 Come on, all of you open your luggage. 656 00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:49,950 Come on, all of you. 657 00:31:50,809 --> 00:31:54,814 Uncle. Open your bag. 658 00:31:54,980 --> 00:31:57,017 Take a look! There isn't anything wrong! 659 00:31:57,082 --> 00:31:58,288 And you know my nature. 660 00:31:58,784 --> 00:32:00,923 Why? Are you my husband? 661 00:32:02,487 --> 00:32:04,797 Your nature depends on my future. 662 00:32:04,957 --> 00:32:07,460 This.. what is this? - There is this one too. 663 00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:09,267 What is all this? - All of this belongs to me. 664 00:32:09,961 --> 00:32:11,031 Do you wear all this? 665 00:32:11,163 --> 00:32:12,540 No, I sell it. 666 00:32:12,798 --> 00:32:14,539 I had come here for business so I brought is along. 667 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,070 I thought if I sell some pieces.. 668 00:32:16,134 --> 00:32:18,045 ..Then it would be enough for my bus fare too. Okay. 669 00:32:18,537 --> 00:32:20,448 Get out of here! - Fine, I will set it up there.. 670 00:32:20,505 --> 00:32:23,179 Come. Wear my inner wears, whether it is day or night. 671 00:32:23,241 --> 00:32:25,278 He has set up a shop. 672 00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:39,026 Sorry. 673 00:32:39,825 --> 00:32:40,895 It's okay. 674 00:32:41,426 --> 00:32:44,839 Come. Madam, it's a wonderful piece. It will fit perfectly. 675 00:32:45,030 --> 00:32:47,840 Yes, you come, Mr. Chavanprash. 676 00:32:48,066 --> 00:32:49,374 No ma'am, you have got it wrong. 677 00:32:49,501 --> 00:32:50,878 I am not Mr. Chavanprash. 678 00:32:51,036 --> 00:32:52,982 I am Mr. Laxminarayan, ma'am. 679 00:32:53,038 --> 00:32:54,108 Come on, open your bag. 680 00:32:55,574 --> 00:32:57,850 Which one ma'am, the left one or the right one? 681 00:32:58,009 --> 00:32:59,386 The left one, come on. 682 00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:00,923 Ma'am, your left or mine. 683 00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:02,853 Were you born in a military family.. 684 00:33:02,914 --> 00:33:03,984 ..That you are doing left right? 685 00:33:04,116 --> 00:33:05,390 Come on, show me that one. 686 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,157 Open the zip. 687 00:33:08,587 --> 00:33:10,328 Ma'am, there are two zips. 688 00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:12,526 Should I open the one in the front or the one in the back? 689 00:33:12,958 --> 00:33:14,335 Tek Chand. - Yes madam. 690 00:33:14,392 --> 00:33:15,462 Take him away. 691 00:33:15,594 --> 00:33:17,870 Open all his zips and search him. 692 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,875 And where you don't find a zip, tear it, put a zip there.. 693 00:33:20,932 --> 00:33:22,878 ..Then open it and search it! 694 00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:24,106 Madam, you are getting me wrong ma'am. 695 00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:25,876 Listen to me ma'am. - Take him away. - Come to the side. 696 00:33:25,937 --> 00:33:27,473 Sir which side, this side or that side? 697 00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:29,246 Come straight with me. - Okay. 698 00:33:30,308 --> 00:33:31,378 Come. 699 00:33:32,544 --> 00:33:34,888 All the goods are sold, this is the last one remaining. For you. 700 00:33:37,082 --> 00:33:38,425 Where is Ganda Nala? 701 00:33:38,884 --> 00:33:41,228 Why uncle, do you want to clean it? 702 00:33:41,419 --> 00:33:43,558 No. There is the hotel Blue Diamond besides it. 703 00:33:43,622 --> 00:33:44,896 I have to go there. 704 00:33:45,624 --> 00:33:49,003 Can you see that buffalo, straight. - Yes. 705 00:33:49,194 --> 00:33:50,571 Follow him. 706 00:33:50,962 --> 00:33:52,600 He bathes everyday in Ganda Nala. 707 00:33:52,664 --> 00:33:54,575 Go. - Fine. - Hey stop.. 708 00:33:56,902 --> 00:33:59,382 See. If you can see, left is left and right is right. 709 00:33:59,437 --> 00:34:01,075 Then what happens basically.. 710 00:34:01,139 --> 00:34:02,914 ..Is that, left for you is right for me.. 711 00:34:02,974 --> 00:34:05,614 ..And left for you is not.. - Forgive me, Lord. 712 00:34:06,511 --> 00:34:09,424 Madam, you are unnecessarily wasting my time. 713 00:34:09,648 --> 00:34:10,922 There is nothing in my bag. 714 00:34:11,149 --> 00:34:14,153 That I can see that you are a sensation without the weapon. 715 00:34:14,653 --> 00:34:16,098 Still show me the bag. 716 00:34:16,454 --> 00:34:18,058 Fine. Take a look what's in it? 717 00:34:18,657 --> 00:34:19,931 Look, there is a pant. 718 00:34:20,926 --> 00:34:21,996 What is this, comb! 719 00:34:22,193 --> 00:34:23,672 This is fried snack, mother had given it. 720 00:34:24,429 --> 00:34:25,965 And this is my.. gun. 721 00:34:27,132 --> 00:34:28,202 Where did this come from? 722 00:34:29,034 --> 00:34:30,672 No, no excuse me, that gun.. 723 00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:32,578 Lay down your weapon and surrender. 724 00:34:32,637 --> 00:34:35,277 I will do that, but first let me think where did it come from? 725 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:36,510 Lay it down or else.. 726 00:34:37,943 --> 00:34:39,616 I will thrash you black and blue. 727 00:34:39,678 --> 00:34:41,954 No madam, please don't come forward, please. 728 00:34:42,113 --> 00:34:44,650 Please! - A fool like you will shoot me. 729 00:34:44,716 --> 00:34:46,957 I will shoot you in the mouth and it will come out though the ear. 730 00:34:47,018 --> 00:34:48,088 Why you.. 731 00:34:48,687 --> 00:34:50,394 You killed a 'Jaatni'. 732 00:34:50,455 --> 00:34:53,299 He shot the madam, the station has become a widower. 733 00:35:00,665 --> 00:35:02,144 Madam, are you fine? - Move back. 734 00:35:03,969 --> 00:35:05,277 Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am! Please Ma'am! 735 00:35:05,337 --> 00:35:06,975 You dare scare a Jaatni with a water gun! 736 00:35:07,172 --> 00:35:10,381 If I don't teach you a lesson, my name isn't Mayawati Chowtala. 737 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:11,978 Ma'am, sorry ma'am! 738 00:35:12,711 --> 00:35:14,156 Honestly speaking this gun belongs to me. 739 00:35:14,212 --> 00:35:16,123 I bought it because holi is approaching. 740 00:35:16,414 --> 00:35:17,984 But I was scared seeing you physique.. 741 00:35:18,049 --> 00:35:20,723 ..And I put the gun in his bag. 742 00:35:21,186 --> 00:35:23,996 He is an honest boy, ma'am, please leave him. 743 00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:25,192 Please ma'am. 744 00:35:25,724 --> 00:35:27,226 Spare him. - Yes ma'am. 745 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,437 Tek Chand. - Yes madam. 746 00:35:30,595 --> 00:35:33,007 Gentleman is asking to spare him. 747 00:35:33,165 --> 00:35:35,304 Thank you. - Let him go. - Thank you madam. - Go! 748 00:35:35,734 --> 00:35:38,010 Thank you, ma'am. I am highly obliged! 749 00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,245 I think I should take your leave now. Thank you! 750 00:35:40,338 --> 00:35:43,751 You will have to give an application for that. 751 00:35:44,009 --> 00:35:46,011 I didn't understand that. I obliged you.. 752 00:35:46,077 --> 00:35:47,147 ..Won't you oblige me? 753 00:35:47,212 --> 00:35:49,021 You are too much into left right isn't it? 754 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,354 Ma'am, please ma'am. - Come on. 755 00:35:50,415 --> 00:35:51,485 It is not about the question of obligation ma'am! 756 00:35:51,549 --> 00:35:53,324 After a long time I have caught a sweet man like you. 757 00:35:53,452 --> 00:35:57,025 I won't let you go without a kiss. - Ma'am, please. - Come on. 758 00:35:57,088 --> 00:35:59,034 Ma'am, please. - Where are you going? - There. 759 00:35:59,090 --> 00:36:00,626 Where? - In the left. 760 00:36:00,759 --> 00:36:02,534 Your left or mine. 761 00:36:02,594 --> 00:36:04,767 Madam. Madam, senior sir has called. 762 00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:08,474 He would want me to massage his wife again. 763 00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:13,046 Ma'am, please let me go, please. - Today I am on duty. 764 00:36:13,205 --> 00:36:16,379 Otherwise a beauty like you has never escaped me. - Thank you, ma'am. 765 00:36:16,541 --> 00:36:18,043 Tek Chand. - Yes ma'am. - Take down his name.. 766 00:36:18,109 --> 00:36:20,111 ..And address and let him go. - Fine madam. 767 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:22,116 Come on, lets go. - Yes sir. 768 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:25,058 I know you must want me to massage madam. 769 00:36:25,784 --> 00:36:28,060 Yes. -I am very sorry. You are very smart.. 770 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:29,790 ..You don't seem from the face but you are. 771 00:36:30,255 --> 00:36:32,792 But how did you slip the gun in my bag, I am surprised. 772 00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:35,061 You were standing in front of me.. 773 00:36:35,126 --> 00:36:36,196 ..And I was behind you. 774 00:36:36,428 --> 00:36:39,341 What do you mean, show it to me? - Of course. 775 00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:40,601 You were standing in front of me.. 776 00:36:40,665 --> 00:36:41,769 ..And I was behind you. 777 00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:43,744 You were looking on the left. Your left! 778 00:36:43,802 --> 00:36:45,543 Complete left. - I came slyly.. 779 00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:47,413 But your other bag was on the left. 780 00:36:48,073 --> 00:36:49,211 Remembered. - Oh yes. 781 00:36:50,442 --> 00:36:51,750 You were standing in front of me and I was behind you. 782 00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:54,086 You were looking on the left. I came slyly opened you zip and.. 783 00:36:54,145 --> 00:36:56,625 ..Slipped the gun in your bag. 784 00:36:57,115 --> 00:36:58,560 Did you know? - No. 785 00:36:59,084 --> 00:37:01,690 But did you know? - What do you mean? 786 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,190 Here is your gun. 787 00:37:03,655 --> 00:37:06,534 And listen, you met me here, don't meet me there. Understood. 788 00:37:13,198 --> 00:37:14,575 Good morning, sir. - Good morning. 789 00:37:14,699 --> 00:37:15,803 How can I help you sir? 790 00:37:16,101 --> 00:37:20,106 I don't even take my father's help, you know my nature. 791 00:37:20,805 --> 00:37:22,341 No sir, I don't know sir. 792 00:37:22,407 --> 00:37:24,148 But I know your nature. 793 00:37:24,843 --> 00:37:28,120 Your size is 52, but you wear size 48. 794 00:37:28,179 --> 00:37:31,649 48? How do you know, sir? 795 00:37:31,716 --> 00:37:34,322 If it would have been 52, then you wouldn't be adjusting it! 796 00:37:36,688 --> 00:37:38,861 Tell me, which room is booked in my name? 797 00:37:39,124 --> 00:37:41,468 Your name? - Laxminarayan! 798 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:42,830 Laxminarayan! 799 00:37:44,863 --> 00:37:48,675 Room 504, sir. - 504, fine. 800 00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:50,875 Listen. - Yes sir. 801 00:37:51,136 --> 00:37:52,877 There should have been a letter in my name. 802 00:37:53,138 --> 00:37:54,378 Just a minute sir, I will check it. 803 00:37:59,477 --> 00:38:00,547 Here sir. 804 00:38:02,180 --> 00:38:03,215 Fine! Come sir.. 805 00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:04,851 ..I will show you the room. - Come. 806 00:38:06,651 --> 00:38:08,460 Excuse me. - Yes sir. 807 00:38:09,154 --> 00:38:11,191 In which room is Laxminarayan! 808 00:38:11,690 --> 00:38:13,897 Laxminarayan or Laxminarayan? 809 00:38:14,159 --> 00:38:18,369 Laxminarayan! Not Nalayan, Nalayan. 810 00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:20,171 Give me a moment, I will just check. 811 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:25,179 Excuse me sir, there is no one here by the name of.. 812 00:38:25,236 --> 00:38:27,910 ..Mr. Laxminarayan! - He is not. 813 00:38:28,907 --> 00:38:33,378 Wait for a wait! He will come! He will come! 814 00:38:40,452 --> 00:38:42,432 Welcome sir! - Hey typing! 815 00:38:42,887 --> 00:38:44,457 There will be a booking in my name. 816 00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:45,726 Your name, sir. 817 00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:05,854 Think, Laxminarayan, or what will the people think? 818 00:39:21,626 --> 00:39:22,696 What is he.. 819 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:36,310 Hello. 820 00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:41,251 No sir! Hey! No sir! 821 00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:43,323 I am not like that, sir. 822 00:39:43,415 --> 00:39:44,485 You are getting me wrong, sir. 823 00:39:44,549 --> 00:39:46,290 I am not like that, sir. 824 00:39:46,918 --> 00:39:48,329 I am from a good family, sir. 825 00:39:48,753 --> 00:39:49,823 Sir, my name, sir.. 826 00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:51,797 See my card, sir, I am Laxminarayan sir. 827 00:39:51,856 --> 00:39:54,996 Move aside. - What? Laxminarayan! 828 00:39:55,260 --> 00:39:57,331 No sir, Laxminarayan! 829 00:39:57,495 --> 00:39:59,475 I was searching for you. - Why sir? 830 00:39:59,531 --> 00:40:00,839 Come in the corner. - No sir. 831 00:40:00,932 --> 00:40:02,434 I don't use oil or cream, sir. 832 00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:04,275 Come in the corner.. I am not like that sir. 833 00:40:04,335 --> 00:40:06,315 I will never do it again sir. 834 00:40:06,371 --> 00:40:08,510 I beg of you sir. - Come in! -I am a gentleman, sir. 835 00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:10,484 Go inside. 836 00:40:12,644 --> 00:40:13,884 What are you doing, sir? 837 00:40:14,279 --> 00:40:15,553 I am not feeling like it, sir? 838 00:40:15,980 --> 00:40:17,550 You can force me. 839 00:40:19,784 --> 00:40:20,854 What are you doing, sir? 840 00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:23,894 Sir, I am not like that, sir.. 841 00:40:23,955 --> 00:40:25,491 Someone has given you wrong information. 842 00:40:25,657 --> 00:40:28,797 My pant was drenched that's why I was doing that. 843 00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:31,498 Sir, please sir. 844 00:40:31,963 --> 00:40:34,034 Here, catch. - No, I won't. 845 00:40:34,299 --> 00:40:35,573 The boss has given it. Here. 846 00:40:39,971 --> 00:40:42,975 The boss had said. 847 00:40:45,410 --> 00:40:46,946 It has the complete information, isn't it? 848 00:40:47,312 --> 00:40:48,655 The job should be taken care of. 849 00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:50,050 It will be done. 850 00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:53,061 Otherwise your career. - No career, sir. 851 00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:55,654 I beg of you, sir. The job will be taken care of. - Okay, take care. 852 00:40:58,856 --> 00:40:59,926 The job will be taken care of. 853 00:41:02,427 --> 00:41:03,997 Your keys, Mr. Laxminarayan! 854 00:41:04,395 --> 00:41:05,772 No, don't take my name. 855 00:41:05,864 --> 00:41:08,606 Laxminarayan! Don't take the name. 856 00:41:09,334 --> 00:41:11,837 I am not talking to you, there is a courier for Laxminarayan. Yes. 857 00:41:12,003 --> 00:41:14,609 It's for me. - You are Laxminarayan? - Yes. 858 00:41:15,073 --> 00:41:16,347 Is he Laxminarayan? 859 00:41:16,407 --> 00:41:18,011 Yes, he is Mr. Laxminarayan! 860 00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:20,849 Oh, so you are Laxminarayan! 861 00:41:21,746 --> 00:41:23,589 Sorry, I didn't know you are Laxminarayan! 862 00:41:23,681 --> 00:41:25,490 But now it's confirmed that you are Laxminarayan! 863 00:41:25,783 --> 00:41:27,353 Take this and sign here Laxminarayan.. 864 00:41:27,418 --> 00:41:30,024 ..Where it is written Laxminarayan. 865 00:41:30,588 --> 00:41:31,862 Thank you Mr. Laxminarayan! 866 00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:34,695 Yes Laxminarayan! 867 00:41:39,097 --> 00:41:40,940 Enlightened men have said. 868 00:41:41,366 --> 00:41:43,107 Everyone feels young at heart. 869 00:41:43,368 --> 00:41:45,370 When it is our turn. 870 00:41:45,436 --> 00:41:47,040 The expiry date always turns old. 871 00:41:47,105 --> 00:41:49,381 Is she showing the lingerie design or design of the car! 872 00:41:49,807 --> 00:41:51,377 The entire world was empty. 873 00:41:51,776 --> 00:41:53,983 There wasn't anyone crazy in love. 874 00:41:54,379 --> 00:41:56,120 Or any uselessness. 875 00:41:56,748 --> 00:41:58,694 There wasn't anyone crazy in love. 876 00:41:59,050 --> 00:42:02,623 Do I have to kill her? But why? 877 00:42:09,093 --> 00:42:10,868 Spiderman. Spiderman. 878 00:42:10,928 --> 00:42:12,839 Mr. Pipite wants to buy this car. - Spiderman. 879 00:42:13,131 --> 00:42:15,771 Spiderman. - Its better if he buys a cycle for his wife. 880 00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:17,141 Spiderman. 881 00:42:19,404 --> 00:42:20,474 Laila! 882 00:42:28,146 --> 00:42:29,853 One, two, three! One, two, three! 883 00:42:29,914 --> 00:42:31,757 One, two, three! One, two, three! 884 00:42:31,816 --> 00:42:33,727 Tolerating thousands of difficulties. 885 00:42:33,785 --> 00:42:35,526 To rise up from a plant to a tree. 886 00:42:43,661 --> 00:42:44,731 Have you seen this newspaper? 887 00:42:44,829 --> 00:42:47,173 It's written, diamonds worth 20 crore leads to murder. 888 00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:48,942 20 crore worth diamond.. 889 00:42:49,934 --> 00:42:51,174 This diamond is worth 20 crore. 890 00:42:51,669 --> 00:42:54,548 O my God Chandu, then we should take it out. 891 00:42:54,939 --> 00:42:56,179 Hey! Have my fear my dear. 892 00:42:56,441 --> 00:42:59,650 Tonight we will open the tank and take the diamond out. - Really? 893 00:42:59,711 --> 00:43:04,456 Yes. - We'll have a great fun. How much money will we.. - 10 lakh. 894 00:43:04,615 --> 00:43:07,562 This car has been sold in 10 lakh. 895 00:43:08,453 --> 00:43:09,864 What? This car! 896 00:43:09,988 --> 00:43:12,195 It's sold. How is that possible? 897 00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:13,701 That's what I am thinking. 898 00:43:13,791 --> 00:43:16,931 The car which no one even came to take a look at for 7 months. 899 00:43:17,195 --> 00:43:18,697 Someone is coming to buy it. 900 00:43:19,197 --> 00:43:21,541 Who is coming? Laxminarayan. 901 00:43:21,966 --> 00:43:23,468 Today this car won't go anywhere.. 902 00:43:23,534 --> 00:43:25,480 "Because today at 11 o'clock Mr. Laxminarayan.. 903 00:43:25,536 --> 00:43:26,674 ..Is coming to take a look at the car. 904 00:43:26,838 --> 00:43:29,478 So both of you make this car shine.. 905 00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:32,487 ..So that he is dazzled by the car's shine. - Okay. 906 00:43:32,710 --> 00:43:35,190 Hello. Come and take your advance at 2 o'clock. 907 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,016 Mr. Laxminarayan is coming at 11 o'clock! 908 00:43:37,081 --> 00:43:38,526 Chandni! Chandni! What are you doing? 909 00:43:38,583 --> 00:43:40,153 What will we do now Chandu? 910 00:43:40,218 --> 00:43:42,494 We will lose the diamond along with the car. 911 00:43:43,221 --> 00:43:45,861 Idea, we won't let Laxminarayan reach here. 912 00:43:45,924 --> 00:43:48,165 We will kidnap him on the way. Really! 913 00:43:48,226 --> 00:43:49,899 I have to close this deal today. 914 00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:51,497 I have to impress everyone with my charm. 915 00:43:51,763 --> 00:43:54,004 You have to do it, you have no option. 916 00:43:54,666 --> 00:43:56,509 Ok? Let's go. 917 00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:00,207 Morning sir! 918 00:44:00,538 --> 00:44:02,176 Laxminarayan, nice meeting you sir. 919 00:44:02,540 --> 00:44:04,713 No good! No good! No good! 920 00:44:07,912 --> 00:44:09,858 Hi, Laxminarayan. 921 00:44:11,682 --> 00:44:13,593 How do you know the name? 922 00:44:14,519 --> 00:44:16,795 Sir I know it since my childhood. 923 00:44:17,188 --> 00:44:19,065 Who told you? 924 00:44:19,590 --> 00:44:21,661 Of course sir, my papa. 925 00:44:21,726 --> 00:44:23,262 And who told your papa? 926 00:44:24,228 --> 00:44:26,003 Naturally sir, he will know it. 927 00:44:26,197 --> 00:44:27,540 He buys underwear and vests from my shop.. 928 00:44:27,598 --> 00:44:29,134 ..Then he will surely know my name. 929 00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:31,009 Laxminarayan, underwear and vest seller. 930 00:44:31,135 --> 00:44:32,546 My name is Laxminarayan. 931 00:44:32,804 --> 00:44:33,976 You.. 932 00:44:34,272 --> 00:44:36,548 Yes, and you know my nature. 933 00:44:36,641 --> 00:44:37,915 There is a lot of confusion sir. 934 00:44:38,276 --> 00:44:42,554 Sir, my name is Laxminarayan and I don't know your nature. 935 00:44:42,847 --> 00:44:44,952 And I don't want to know it. Okay sir. - Listen. Hey! 936 00:44:47,552 --> 00:44:48,622 What a strange man. 937 00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:51,997 He knows my name but not my nature. 938 00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:56,630 Excuse me madam. 939 00:44:56,928 --> 00:44:58,168 In which room is Laxminarayan? 940 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,172 There is Laxminarayan 941 00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:14,020 I am waiting, I am waiting for you. 942 00:45:14,078 --> 00:45:18,720 I am living a lonely and restless life. 943 00:45:19,183 --> 00:45:23,325 Taking you in my arms, will give me life again. 944 00:45:23,855 --> 00:45:28,270 My beloved, should be crazy. 945 00:45:28,593 --> 00:45:32,302 I want a guy that's in my heart. 946 00:45:47,879 --> 00:45:50,155 I want a guy that immerses in my heart. 947 00:45:50,214 --> 00:45:52,626 I want a guy that immerses in my eyes. 948 00:45:52,683 --> 00:45:55,095 I want a guy that immerses in my heart. 949 00:45:55,152 --> 00:45:57,359 I want a guy that immerses in my eyes. 950 00:45:57,421 --> 00:45:59,731 I want a guy that makes me restless. 951 00:45:59,891 --> 00:46:02,132 I want a guy that belongs only to me. 952 00:46:02,293 --> 00:46:06,366 I want a guy that immerses in my heart. Immerses in my heart. 953 00:46:06,697 --> 00:46:13,137 I want a guy that belongs only to me. Belongs to me. 954 00:46:13,204 --> 00:46:15,047 Immerses in my heart. 955 00:46:18,876 --> 00:46:21,186 His name is on my lips. 956 00:46:21,279 --> 00:46:23,088 His image is in my dreams. 957 00:46:23,648 --> 00:46:28,358 Everyone says he is so dashing. 958 00:46:28,653 --> 00:46:30,724 I Search everywhere for him. 959 00:46:30,922 --> 00:46:32,993 When will I find him? 960 00:46:33,191 --> 00:46:35,262 Guy! Guy! GUY! 961 00:46:35,660 --> 00:46:38,300 Guy! Guy! GUY! 962 00:46:47,772 --> 00:46:52,278 I am waiting, I am waiting for you. 963 00:46:52,677 --> 00:46:57,251 I am living a lonely and restless life. 964 00:46:57,682 --> 00:46:59,855 I want a guy that will take me to Paris! 965 00:46:59,917 --> 00:47:02,124 I want a guy that will take me around in a Merc. 966 00:47:02,186 --> 00:47:04,689 I want a guy that will take me to Paris! 967 00:47:04,755 --> 00:47:06,996 I want a guy that will take me around in a Merc. 968 00:47:07,058 --> 00:47:09,368 A lover that will shower everything on me. 969 00:47:09,427 --> 00:47:11,805 Adorns me with the moon and the stars. 970 00:47:11,929 --> 00:47:18,073 I want a guy that immerses in my heart. Immerses in my heart. 971 00:47:18,135 --> 00:47:23,312 Immerses in my heart. 972 00:47:23,374 --> 00:47:25,285 Belongs to me. 973 00:47:28,446 --> 00:47:30,448 Everyone is crazy about me. 974 00:47:30,982 --> 00:47:32,984 Everyone loves me. 975 00:47:33,317 --> 00:47:35,729 The one that will stay in my heart. 976 00:47:35,786 --> 00:47:37,732 He doesn't look at me. 977 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:40,362 I am spread my intoxication every moment. 978 00:47:40,458 --> 00:47:42,734 He might get intoxicated sometime. 979 00:47:46,063 --> 00:47:50,443 I want a guy! 980 00:47:52,436 --> 00:47:55,076 I want a guy that immerses in my heart. 981 00:47:55,272 --> 00:47:57,445 I want a guy that immerses in my eyes. 982 00:47:57,508 --> 00:47:59,784 I want a guy that makes me restless. 983 00:47:59,944 --> 00:48:02,288 I want a guy that belongs only to me. 984 00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:09,423 I want a guy that immerses in my heart. 985 00:48:15,826 --> 00:48:21,071 Immerses in my heart. 986 00:48:32,777 --> 00:48:34,779 Why do people run away when.. 987 00:48:34,845 --> 00:48:36,483 ..I take Mr. D'mello's name? I don't understand. 988 00:48:39,450 --> 00:48:40,520 Mr. D'mello. 989 00:48:41,419 --> 00:48:43,524 Mr. D'mello! 990 00:48:53,297 --> 00:48:54,367 Excuse me. 991 00:48:57,802 --> 00:48:59,110 Excuse.. EXCUSE me. 992 00:48:59,537 --> 00:49:01,813 Anybody home? 993 00:49:10,981 --> 00:49:12,051 Hello! 994 00:49:12,850 --> 00:49:16,263 Hello! Mr. D'mello! 995 00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:18,300 Papa, he looks like Laxminarayan! 996 00:49:18,556 --> 00:49:21,332 Wearing a tie he has come to kill you in your own house. 997 00:49:21,392 --> 00:49:23,303 He thinks you are a dog, papa. 998 00:49:23,561 --> 00:49:25,563 Shall I kill him right now, papa? - No. 999 00:49:26,864 --> 00:49:30,971 Let me first find out, who is this daring man. 1000 00:49:31,535 --> 00:49:32,843 Who has sent him? 1001 00:49:33,838 --> 00:49:36,318 The car is right here, but I don't know where they are. 1002 00:49:37,375 --> 00:49:38,854 Seems like they are not at home. 1003 00:49:39,343 --> 00:49:42,847 Oh Hello sir! Nice meeting you finally. 1004 00:49:42,947 --> 00:49:47,555 My name is Laxminarayan! - Hands up! 1005 00:49:48,052 --> 00:49:49,929 Sir, you are mistaken! 1006 00:49:50,121 --> 00:49:53,193 Misunderstanding sir. Sir, I am Laxminarayan! Ok. 1007 00:49:53,591 --> 00:49:55,070 Put your hands up! 1008 00:49:55,559 --> 00:49:57,232 Which one sir? Left or right? Sir. 1009 00:49:57,495 --> 00:49:58,565 Both. 1010 00:49:59,029 --> 00:50:01,134 Sir! - You idiots. 1011 00:50:01,198 --> 00:50:04,202 Walk quietly! - Where, sir? 1012 00:50:05,536 --> 00:50:07,140 Left.. or right, sir? 1013 00:50:07,571 --> 00:50:11,610 Left. - Sir, your left or my left sir. 1014 00:50:13,878 --> 00:50:17,883 You idiots. - Papa! 1015 00:50:32,630 --> 00:50:35,634 Does she design bra, panty or cars? 1016 00:50:36,667 --> 00:50:40,342 Laxminarayan, she does her business in cars just like you. 1017 00:50:40,738 --> 00:50:43,651 Nisha, mail this to Mr. Kumar, and tell him that I will come.. 1018 00:50:43,774 --> 00:50:45,276 Excuse me, madam. 1019 00:50:48,646 --> 00:50:49,716 Yes. 1020 00:50:50,815 --> 00:50:53,853 Madam, you are the one in the photo isn't it? 1021 00:50:55,853 --> 00:50:57,662 Yes. Who are you? 1022 00:50:58,089 --> 00:51:00,660 Oh I am Laxminarayan. 1023 00:51:00,758 --> 00:51:01,828 And you? 1024 00:51:01,926 --> 00:51:06,136 Oh! Hi, I am Laila. I was waiting for you. 1025 00:51:06,664 --> 00:51:10,305 So you do business in car too. - Yeah! 1026 00:51:10,367 --> 00:51:12,745 Yes, I deal in cars. I have a car business. 1027 00:51:13,004 --> 00:51:14,677 And you know my nature! 1028 00:51:14,739 --> 00:51:16,412 Even I deal in car. 1029 00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:18,318 Where do you keep the goods? 1030 00:51:19,310 --> 00:51:20,380 Goods! 1031 00:51:20,678 --> 00:51:23,090 Goods! This one. 1032 00:51:23,414 --> 00:51:27,226 Seems like you are getting restless. 1033 00:51:27,284 --> 00:51:28,695 Hey since I have seen the photo.. 1034 00:51:28,752 --> 00:51:31,699 ..I can't take my eyes of it. It is such a nice design, wow. 1035 00:51:32,356 --> 00:51:35,701 You will never find something like this anywhere. 1036 00:51:35,759 --> 00:51:38,399 Thank you. If Khurana sees it, he will be jealous. 1037 00:51:38,863 --> 00:51:40,342 Then, are we ready to make the deal. 1038 00:51:40,397 --> 00:51:41,705 Of course. Show me the goods. 1039 00:51:41,866 --> 00:51:43,174 You know my nature.. 1040 00:51:43,234 --> 00:51:45,214 ..I don't make the deal without seeing the goods. No 1041 00:51:45,402 --> 00:51:47,780 Fair enough. Come, I will show it. - Come. 1042 00:51:49,139 --> 00:51:50,812 See this gun. 1043 00:51:51,709 --> 00:51:52,983 Seems like it is English make. 1044 00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:56,755 It's Chinese, but looks absolutely English! 1045 00:51:58,449 --> 00:52:01,123 Papa, don't talk to him much. 1046 00:52:01,185 --> 00:52:03,722 He asks a lot of question Papa. 1047 00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:06,465 You idiots. 1048 00:52:07,024 --> 00:52:08,094 Sit. 1049 00:52:08,459 --> 00:52:11,030 Where should I sit sir? On the sofa or the chair? 1050 00:52:12,463 --> 00:52:14,238 On the chair? - Sorry, sir. 1051 00:52:14,298 --> 00:52:15,368 There are so many chairs. 1052 00:52:15,733 --> 00:52:18,304 Which chair? Left one or the right one. 1053 00:52:20,004 --> 00:52:21,074 Left one. 1054 00:52:21,338 --> 00:52:22,942 Sir, your left or my left sir. 1055 00:52:23,007 --> 00:52:26,477 You idiot. - Question paper, come here. 1056 00:52:27,044 --> 00:52:28,352 On this chair. 1057 00:52:30,381 --> 00:52:31,451 Dirty. 1058 00:52:34,418 --> 00:52:38,161 You really are very daring. - Thank you, sir. 1059 00:52:38,422 --> 00:52:39,492 You came here directly. 1060 00:52:39,556 --> 00:52:41,263 You couldn't have come, sir, if I had called you. 1061 00:52:41,492 --> 00:52:43,494 You stay so busy, that's why I came myself. 1062 00:52:44,862 --> 00:52:46,466 Anyway sir, shall we finish the job. 1063 00:52:48,065 --> 00:52:50,841 Sorry sir, Don't get me wrong. I am in a hurry. 1064 00:52:51,268 --> 00:52:54,977 I have to take care of another job. - What? 1065 00:52:55,773 --> 00:52:56,843 What do you mean? 1066 00:52:57,341 --> 00:53:01,790 After taking care of me, you will take care of another job. 1067 00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:05,122 Sir, sometimes I have to take care of 5-4 jobs. 1068 00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:06,820 I stay busy all day sir. 1069 00:53:07,251 --> 00:53:09,253 Marvelous. - Thank you. - Marvelous. 1070 00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:12,790 Learn from him! Learn from him! Learn from him! 1071 00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:17,236 Excuse me, sir. - Learn from him! Excuse me sir. - Learn from him 1072 00:53:17,294 --> 00:53:18,796 You always hit me in front of everyone. 1073 00:53:21,065 --> 00:53:22,135 Sorry. 1074 00:53:23,100 --> 00:53:24,807 Sir, can we finish it off now? 1075 00:53:26,537 --> 00:53:28,813 Shall we do it here in front of everyone.. 1076 00:53:28,872 --> 00:53:31,113 ..Or somewhere alone? 1077 00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:34,454 Papa, he is asking for your choice. 1078 00:53:34,878 --> 00:53:38,826 Would you like to die here, or.. inside? In private. 1079 00:53:45,623 --> 00:53:48,866 You fool! You have come to kill me! 1080 00:53:48,959 --> 00:53:51,303 Are you mad to take a contract in my name! 1081 00:53:55,499 --> 00:53:56,842 You fool! 1082 00:53:58,002 --> 00:53:59,379 Whom do you work for? 1083 00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:02,915 Sir.. Virus auto, sir, I had given you my card. 1084 00:54:03,574 --> 00:54:04,848 Virus auto! 1085 00:54:05,843 --> 00:54:07,413 Seems like an international gang, Papa! 1086 00:54:08,045 --> 00:54:09,388 What's the name of your boss? 1087 00:54:09,446 --> 00:54:11,392 Mr. D.M Pipat, sir. Mr. D.M Pipat, sir. 1088 00:54:11,582 --> 00:54:13,584 Why does Pipat want to kill me? 1089 00:54:13,884 --> 00:54:16,455 Sir, actually he.. kill you! 1090 00:54:16,587 --> 00:54:18,999 Kill you! Why would he want to kill you, sir? 1091 00:54:19,056 --> 00:54:20,467 Then why have you come to kill me? 1092 00:54:20,524 --> 00:54:24,904 Sir I kills.. no Sir, K I L L, kill. 1093 00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:28,436 You put an s after every word, that's not right sir. 1094 00:54:28,499 --> 00:54:32,037 That's Papa's s, he will use it wherever he wants. 1095 00:54:33,237 --> 00:54:36,241 You fools. Why do you want to kill me? 1096 00:54:36,373 --> 00:54:37,943 Why will I kill you sir? 1097 00:54:38,609 --> 00:54:42,216 You are joking, right sir. You are joking. - Hey. 1098 00:54:42,579 --> 00:54:43,887 Papa, don't talk to him kill him.. 1099 00:54:43,948 --> 00:54:47,020 ..Or else he will kill us with his questions. 1100 00:54:47,084 --> 00:54:48,927 You think my death this is a joke. 1101 00:54:48,986 --> 00:54:51,227 Sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir this gun. 1102 00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:54,132 Shoot the idiot! - You fool, you came to kill me? 1103 00:54:54,191 --> 00:54:56,193 Are you mad to take a contract in my name! 1104 00:54:56,260 --> 00:54:58,604 He is dead. Marvelous shooting. - Yes. 1105 00:54:58,963 --> 00:55:02,172 Marvelous shooting. - Thanks. Long distance. 1106 00:55:02,333 --> 00:55:05,644 Congratulations. - Albert, papa learnt how to shoot. 1107 00:55:07,171 --> 00:55:08,650 Thanks my children. Excuse me. 1108 00:55:09,907 --> 00:55:13,445 Oh God. - Mr. D'mello, this is not fair. 1109 00:55:15,179 --> 00:55:17,659 Sir, you know I have to go for another job. 1110 00:55:17,915 --> 00:55:19,292 Still you ruined my face. 1111 00:55:20,984 --> 00:55:22,463 Where is the bathroom? Where is the bathroom? 1112 00:55:24,054 --> 00:55:25,397 Bath room. - Left. 1113 00:55:25,589 --> 00:55:27,500 Your left or mine. 1114 00:55:28,292 --> 00:55:29,362 You fool. 1115 00:55:30,661 --> 00:55:33,938 Headache has come here again. - Your Tamil will kill me Ms. Jia. 1116 00:55:33,998 --> 00:55:35,068 And yes, M.M. Munde! 1117 00:55:35,132 --> 00:55:37,942 Murli Manohar Munde! Neither less nor more. Bubblegum! 1118 00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:41,407 You asked me to come at 12 o'clock and take the money so? 1119 00:55:41,471 --> 00:55:43,178 Whose? Ms. Jia, please. 1120 00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:44,947 I am in a very serious mood today so no jokes. 1121 00:55:45,175 --> 00:55:48,349 Bubblegum! Please. Please. 1122 00:55:48,679 --> 00:55:50,955 Look, Mr. Laxminarayan hasn't arrived.. 1123 00:55:51,015 --> 00:55:53,495 ..So you will have to wait for a while. No Ms. Jia.. 1124 00:55:53,550 --> 00:55:55,621 ..Now no more waiting, please. 1125 00:55:56,220 --> 00:55:59,201 Actually, I am not feeling well and I am a bit hot tempered. 1126 00:55:59,289 --> 00:56:01,360 Then cool it, and have coconut water. 1127 00:56:01,425 --> 00:56:03,166 Not coconut Ms. Jia! No coconut, please. 1128 00:56:03,527 --> 00:56:05,973 I don't like coconut. You please give me the money. 1129 00:56:06,964 --> 00:56:09,035 Then sit comfortably below that coconut tree. 1130 00:56:09,099 --> 00:56:12,205 No coconut! Ms. Jia, why are you saying coconut all the time? 1131 00:56:15,072 --> 00:56:16,983 Either you give the money, or I will take it. 1132 00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:18,110 Sorry. Simple. 1133 00:56:19,143 --> 00:56:21,623 Sir. - Yes! - Cold drink or tea? 1134 00:56:23,413 --> 00:56:24,687 Can I have some water? 1135 00:56:25,416 --> 00:56:26,986 Ms. Jia, someone fired a bullet.. 1136 00:56:27,718 --> 00:56:30,289 Is it that you have called goons to kill this Munde. 1137 00:56:30,354 --> 00:56:33,392 Mr. Munde, there are no goons here. Munde! Mr. Murli Manohar Munde. 1138 00:56:33,457 --> 00:56:35,994 Neither less nor more. - Your bubblegum. - Thank you.. 1139 00:56:36,060 --> 00:56:38,097 ..Very much. But Munde won't be scared of any goon. 1140 00:56:38,162 --> 00:56:40,039 Remember that. Wait here, I will just come. 1141 00:56:40,164 --> 00:56:41,268 Listen, wait here, why are you coming after me? 1142 00:56:42,733 --> 00:56:45,407 What the hell. Where is that Laxminarayan? 1143 00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:47,010 Jia, could it be that he is somewhere around.. 1144 00:56:47,070 --> 00:56:49,346 ..But he can't recognise you. 1145 00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:52,011 Yes, it is possible. 1146 00:56:53,343 --> 00:56:54,413 Eat something. 1147 00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:57,191 Excuse me, I need to announce one name. 1148 00:56:58,282 --> 00:56:59,761 Laxminarayan! 1149 00:57:03,253 --> 00:57:05,233 Sir, I didn't come to kill you! 1150 00:57:05,289 --> 00:57:06,495 I didn't come to kill you! 1151 00:57:07,324 --> 00:57:09,565 Sir, trust me sir, I didn't come to kill you! 1152 00:57:09,626 --> 00:57:10,764 Then, who have you come to kill? 1153 00:57:11,362 --> 00:57:13,273 I haven't come here to kill anyone. 1154 00:57:13,330 --> 00:57:16,777 Mr. Pipat, my boss. He asked me to meet you. 1155 00:57:17,034 --> 00:57:18,775 You can ask Mr. Pipat! 1156 00:57:19,636 --> 00:57:21,115 Give me his number. 1157 00:57:21,238 --> 00:57:22,740 Fax number or phone number sir. 1158 00:57:23,073 --> 00:57:25,212 Phones. Landline or mobile number, sir? 1159 00:57:25,542 --> 00:57:27,783 Mobile. India or Singapore, sir? 1160 00:57:28,045 --> 00:57:29,285 Where is your boss? 1161 00:57:29,346 --> 00:57:30,416 Sir, he is in London? 1162 00:57:30,681 --> 00:57:32,422 Then why did you say Singapore? 1163 00:57:32,483 --> 00:57:34,326 Sir, I was scared. Please leave me. Please. 1164 00:57:34,384 --> 00:57:35,488 I will give you the number. 1165 00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:39,361 00447866789! 1166 00:57:39,423 --> 00:57:43,667 Very small. Here. - It will ring! It is ringing! He will pick it up. 1167 00:57:44,428 --> 00:57:46,601 Sir, my boss is a very educated man. 1168 00:57:46,663 --> 00:57:49,075 Oxford University, I am his special man. 1169 00:57:49,299 --> 00:57:51,074 He will pick it up! Actually sir.. 1170 00:57:51,134 --> 00:57:54,081 ..Time difference in the morning. 1171 00:57:54,137 --> 00:57:57,516 Hello. - Hello, hello, hello sir. Laxminarayan here, sir, from Pondi. 1172 00:57:58,075 --> 00:58:02,080 Who Laxmi? - Your Laxminarayan, sir, from Pondi sir. 1173 00:58:02,146 --> 00:58:03,716 You fool, did you get the job done? 1174 00:58:03,780 --> 00:58:05,384 Sir, there is a small problem. 1175 00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:07,086 That's why I called you. 1176 00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:10,791 Laxminarayan you idiot, I don't want any excuses. I want results. 1177 00:58:10,854 --> 00:58:14,495 You fool, you lousy fool, stupid, idiot. 1178 00:58:14,558 --> 00:58:15,628 Call me when the job is taken care off.. 1179 00:58:15,692 --> 00:58:17,433 Abusing in Hindi from London. - Sir. 1180 00:58:17,494 --> 00:58:19,098 Or else I will shoot you. - I know you love me sir. 1181 00:58:19,162 --> 00:58:20,641 Lousy idiot! - Sir. 1182 00:58:23,367 --> 00:58:25,847 I think he hanged down the phone. Internet call sometimes. 1183 00:58:28,572 --> 00:58:31,712 Papa, I had told you earlier. Kill him. 1184 00:58:31,775 --> 00:58:35,450 What? - You fool. - Thank you papa. Sir! 1185 00:58:35,512 --> 00:58:37,150 Why did you do like this sir? This? 1186 00:58:37,214 --> 00:58:39,251 You ordered him to kill me, isn't it sir? 1187 00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:41,860 You cannot do this sir. Try and under.. 1188 00:58:44,121 --> 00:58:45,293 Sir, what is this sir? 1189 00:58:45,355 --> 00:58:47,130 Even papa doesn't know. - Danger? 1190 00:58:47,191 --> 00:58:49,193 Look sir, it is so comfortable. 1191 00:58:49,493 --> 00:58:50,870 To sit, to lie down. 1192 00:58:51,328 --> 00:58:53,399 You don't even have to adjust it. 1193 00:58:53,663 --> 00:58:55,142 Absolutely, it should be comfortable.. 1194 00:58:55,198 --> 00:58:56,871 ..While getting up and sitting down. 1195 00:58:57,134 --> 00:58:58,738 Yes. - Otherwise people complain. 1196 00:58:59,703 --> 00:59:02,877 They have to adjust every time. 1197 00:59:02,940 --> 00:59:04,886 You are right. - Gents can do it. 1198 00:59:05,275 --> 00:59:06,379 Yes. 1199 00:59:06,443 --> 00:59:08,218 But ladies face more problems! - Yes. 1200 00:59:10,814 --> 00:59:11,884 Show me. 1201 00:59:12,716 --> 00:59:13,786 I showed it. 1202 00:59:14,251 --> 00:59:17,164 You showed me the effect and side effect. 1203 00:59:17,354 --> 00:59:18,560 Show me the goods. 1204 00:59:18,889 --> 00:59:20,835 What more do you want to see? 1205 00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:25,301 This!!! 1206 00:59:25,896 --> 00:59:27,398 I have been showing you this since then. 1207 00:59:27,798 --> 00:59:30,176 Madam, what you have been showing since then is nice.. 1208 00:59:30,233 --> 00:59:33,908 ..But I am a complete business man. Yes. 1209 00:59:34,338 --> 00:59:36,579 Until I don't see the real thing, I don't take the delivery. 1210 00:59:36,873 --> 00:59:38,375 Show me the real good. This one. 1211 00:59:38,575 --> 00:59:41,249 Show me the red colour underwear and vest. Full piece. 1212 00:59:42,179 --> 00:59:43,249 What? 1213 00:59:44,181 --> 00:59:45,592 These are your boss's goods. 1214 00:59:49,586 --> 00:59:51,657 'O God, boss's diamonds! - I am sorry. 1215 00:59:51,722 --> 00:59:57,195 I delayed a bit, your boss must be angry with me? 1216 00:59:57,327 --> 00:59:59,637 Yes. He is very angry with you. 1217 00:59:59,830 --> 01:00:01,832 Please tell him sorry on my behalf. 1218 01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:05,375 I will always be indebted to you. 1219 01:00:05,669 --> 01:00:09,207 Please. I am very tense. And.. 1220 01:00:10,941 --> 01:00:12,614 I am.. sorry. 1221 01:00:13,410 --> 01:00:15,788 Please, just try and understand. 1222 01:00:18,749 --> 01:00:20,922 Excuse me. I will just come. 1223 01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:27,232 I am helpless, hopeless and useless. 1224 01:00:28,592 --> 01:00:29,935 I cannot kill him. 1225 01:00:30,694 --> 01:00:32,230 Now that she has returned brother's diamonds.. 1226 01:00:32,296 --> 01:00:33,434 ..Then why should I kill him? 1227 01:00:42,239 --> 01:00:44,446 Seems like there is a power failure, papa! 1228 01:00:44,508 --> 01:00:46,317 Shit! Now it will only return tomorrow, papa. 1229 01:00:47,244 --> 01:00:51,818 Excuse me. Don't you have inverters? - What? 1230 01:00:52,616 --> 01:00:54,459 Don't you have inverters? 1231 01:00:54,885 --> 01:00:57,263 Why you.. - Papa, he is challenging you. 1232 01:00:57,387 --> 01:00:59,594 I will bring the inverter. - Wait. 1233 01:00:59,656 --> 01:01:01,863 Papa, forget about the electricity.. 1234 01:01:01,925 --> 01:01:03,632 ...kill him with the bomb. 1235 01:01:05,262 --> 01:01:06,741 Excuse me sir, I am not that Laxminarayan. 1236 01:01:06,930 --> 01:01:08,568 It must be some other Laxminarayan. 1237 01:01:08,799 --> 01:01:09,971 I am not him.. 1238 01:01:15,739 --> 01:01:16,809 Has he gone mad? 1239 01:01:16,873 --> 01:01:19,683 Sir, he is Laxminarayan! He is Laxminarayan! 1240 01:01:19,743 --> 01:01:20,813 He stays in my hotel. 1241 01:01:21,011 --> 01:01:22,285 I have seen him, sir. 1242 01:01:22,345 --> 01:01:24,416 Please release me, sir. 1243 01:01:24,514 --> 01:01:26,289 It is the question of my job. 1244 01:01:26,350 --> 01:01:28,660 No. He is putting up a charade, papa. 1245 01:01:28,718 --> 01:01:30,356 There is another Laxminarayan, sir. 1246 01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:34,297 He is staying in room number 500.. 504. 1247 01:01:34,357 --> 01:01:35,859 I am not that Laxminarayan, sir. 1248 01:01:35,959 --> 01:01:37,836 He is that Laxminarayan, who has come to kill you.. 1249 01:01:37,894 --> 01:01:39,032 ..The underwear and vest one. 1250 01:01:39,296 --> 01:01:42,743 You fool. 1251 01:01:42,799 --> 01:01:45,302 If what you say turns out to be false, then.. 1252 01:01:45,602 --> 01:01:49,345 Sir, you are talking as if you will do whatever I will tell you. 1253 01:01:49,806 --> 01:01:51,945 Do whatever you wish too! 1254 01:01:53,910 --> 01:01:55,321 Marvelous idea. 1255 01:01:55,579 --> 01:01:57,058 Come on, show me. 1256 01:02:01,051 --> 01:02:03,327 Papa, you took the tie.. 1257 01:02:03,386 --> 01:02:05,366 ..Who will bring the person wearing the tie along? 1258 01:02:06,823 --> 01:02:07,893 Don't worry. 1259 01:02:08,024 --> 01:02:09,697 If you want the money, then you will have to show the goods. 1260 01:02:09,759 --> 01:02:10,829 That's how it is? 1261 01:02:11,094 --> 01:02:13,005 Seems like you don't know business. Bye. 1262 01:02:13,330 --> 01:02:15,071 I have been selling underwear and vests for the past 40 years. 1263 01:02:15,332 --> 01:02:16,402 Stop! 1264 01:02:17,100 --> 01:02:18,374 You.. 1265 01:02:19,002 --> 01:02:20,948 I will stop if you show me the goods. 1266 01:02:21,338 --> 01:02:22,408 Otherwise, I won't. 1267 01:02:25,008 --> 01:02:26,078 'What are you thinking Laila?' 1268 01:02:26,343 --> 01:02:27,413 'If this deal is not finalised.. 1269 01:02:27,477 --> 01:02:29,081 ..Then you won't be able to pay the bank installment! 1270 01:02:29,145 --> 01:02:31,352 'And if you don't pay the bank installment.. 1271 01:02:31,415 --> 01:02:32,485 ..Then you will lose everything.' 1272 01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:35,362 But you will look at it from a distance. 1273 01:02:36,086 --> 01:02:40,728 And you won't tell anyone about it. 1274 01:02:46,596 --> 01:02:47,666 Fine! 1275 01:02:47,964 --> 01:02:49,034 Show it. 1276 01:02:50,066 --> 01:02:51,704 But, not here. - Then where? 1277 01:02:52,903 --> 01:02:54,007 In your hotel. 1278 01:02:55,972 --> 01:02:57,042 Fine. Come, then. 1279 01:02:58,108 --> 01:02:59,849 Tell me, who fired the bullet? 1280 01:02:59,909 --> 01:03:01,820 The bullet was fired from that direction, we were here. 1281 01:03:05,182 --> 01:03:08,391 Why you.. Gatotkutch! - Yes, madam. 1282 01:03:08,451 --> 01:03:10,727 Isn't he that boy without the gun? 1283 01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:11,993 I, too, think so, madam. 1284 01:03:12,389 --> 01:03:13,629 Come on. - Yes, madam. 1285 01:03:15,859 --> 01:03:18,465 So sensational! What are you doing? 1286 01:03:18,728 --> 01:03:22,403 Did you fire at this Munde? 1287 01:03:22,666 --> 01:03:24,043 Tek Chand. - Yes, madam. 1288 01:03:24,100 --> 01:03:25,602 Search this boy. 1289 01:03:25,836 --> 01:03:28,112 Yes. - If you don't mind, sir. 1290 01:03:28,205 --> 01:03:29,809 Why do you always search people? 1291 01:03:29,973 --> 01:03:31,418 Don't you know? 1292 01:03:31,475 --> 01:03:34,786 Police never leave the chance of taking anything. Understand. 1293 01:03:35,145 --> 01:03:36,419 Come with us to the 'Thane'. (Police station). 1294 01:03:36,479 --> 01:03:38,652 Why Thane, I live in Ghatkopar? 1295 01:03:38,749 --> 01:03:40,956 If you act too smart, I will kill you. 1296 01:03:41,017 --> 01:03:42,690 Then you will cry all your life. 1297 01:03:43,086 --> 01:03:44,156 Madam, your button is open. 1298 01:03:44,221 --> 01:03:45,495 Oh! Catch him. 1299 01:03:45,555 --> 01:03:47,432 Madam. - Not me, him! You idiot! 1300 01:03:47,491 --> 01:03:52,440 Madam. - Mr. Laxminarayan, my money! 1301 01:03:52,662 --> 01:03:54,107 Hey, where did you go? 1302 01:03:54,164 --> 01:03:56,701 Ms. Jia, where are you running to, speaking in Tamil? 1303 01:04:00,203 --> 01:04:01,648 Laxminarayan! Laxminarayan! 1304 01:04:01,705 --> 01:04:03,446 One two, three.. Catch him! Catch him! 1305 01:04:03,507 --> 01:04:05,680 Coming in the world is free. - Tek Chand, run. 1306 01:04:05,842 --> 01:04:07,788 Going from the world is free. -Catch him. Stop! 1307 01:04:07,844 --> 01:04:09,915 See the drama of the world - Stop!- Ms. Jia, stop. 1308 01:04:09,980 --> 01:04:11,050 Absolutely free. 1309 01:04:11,114 --> 01:04:12,184 Where are you running off to? - Stop. 1310 01:04:13,116 --> 01:04:14,186 Catch him! Catch his legs. 1311 01:04:14,250 --> 01:04:16,662 I caught it, madam. - Not mine, his. - Let go! 1312 01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:18,531 Catch him, not me. 1313 01:04:19,256 --> 01:04:21,463 I won't spare you. 1314 01:04:22,792 --> 01:04:24,135 Tek Chand, come on. 1315 01:04:24,461 --> 01:04:26,463 Laxminarayan! - Ms. Jia! 1316 01:04:26,596 --> 01:04:29,475 Everybody say, you fools. 1317 01:04:29,533 --> 01:04:32,013 Follow me. 1318 01:04:32,469 --> 01:04:35,075 Follow me. Park the boat on the side. 1319 01:04:35,138 --> 01:04:38,210 Brother, please don't push me. 1320 01:04:38,775 --> 01:04:39,947 I will get down first. 1321 01:04:40,010 --> 01:04:41,148 I will help papa cross. Me.. - Me. 1322 01:04:41,211 --> 01:04:43,020 I will help Papa cross. 1323 01:04:43,079 --> 01:04:45,685 Excuse me, can I help you across? - Okay. 1324 01:04:45,749 --> 01:04:46,955 By going there? - Okay. 1325 01:04:47,017 --> 01:04:48,496 Okay.. 1326 01:04:48,552 --> 01:04:50,498 ..First you help me across. Carefully. 1327 01:04:52,088 --> 01:04:53,158 Give me your hand. 1328 01:04:53,890 --> 01:04:56,837 Which hand sir, left or right? - 'One, two, three.' 1329 01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:58,839 Give me any hand, or else I won't be able to cross. 1330 01:04:59,596 --> 01:05:00,666 Oh! 1331 01:05:02,632 --> 01:05:03,702 Very good. 1332 01:05:03,867 --> 01:05:06,108 Catch him. - Don't run. 1333 01:05:06,503 --> 01:05:08,574 Papa, don't worry, we are with you. 1334 01:05:12,776 --> 01:05:14,517 He has come out of the frying pan! 1335 01:05:14,578 --> 01:05:16,649 He has landed into the fire. 1336 01:05:20,817 --> 01:05:22,524 He has come out of the frying pan! 1337 01:05:22,585 --> 01:05:24,531 He has landed into the fire. 1338 01:05:24,754 --> 01:05:26,791 He doesn't accept his crimes. 1339 01:05:26,856 --> 01:05:28,529 He has been forced too. 1340 01:05:28,591 --> 01:05:32,539 Meera danced tying the anklet. 1341 01:05:36,533 --> 01:05:38,535 Meera danced tying the anklet. 1342 01:05:38,601 --> 01:05:40,740 You dance without the anklet. 1343 01:05:40,804 --> 01:05:44,547 Sway and dance. 1344 01:05:44,607 --> 01:05:50,558 If you fall, then take my advice. 1345 01:05:50,613 --> 01:05:54,652 Only after lots of effort, does a plant turn into a tree. 1346 01:05:54,751 --> 01:06:00,827 Only after lots of effort, does a plant turn into a tree. 1347 01:06:02,225 --> 01:06:03,295 You go to the right. 1348 01:06:04,294 --> 01:06:06,240 You go to the left and look for him. - Okay. 1349 01:06:08,231 --> 01:06:09,301 And me. 1350 01:06:09,833 --> 01:06:13,872 My dear, careful! Girl, look out. 1351 01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:16,250 One, two, three! One, two, three! 1352 01:06:16,573 --> 01:06:18,314 Coming into the world is free! 1353 01:06:18,575 --> 01:06:20,111 Going from the world is free. 1354 01:06:22,645 --> 01:06:24,647 Sir, sorry, sir. 1355 01:06:24,814 --> 01:06:26,816 You will murder me! 1356 01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:28,921 Sir, that Laxminarayan is someone else. 1357 01:06:28,985 --> 01:06:30,658 I will kill you. 1358 01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:32,891 Why will you kill me? - You are after me? 1359 01:06:32,956 --> 01:06:34,026 Sir, I am not after me. 1360 01:06:34,090 --> 01:06:35,592 You dare take my contract. 1361 01:06:35,658 --> 01:06:37,194 Sir, I didn't take any contract.. 1362 01:06:41,598 --> 01:06:42,668 Can't you watch where you are going? 1363 01:06:42,732 --> 01:06:44,006 Yes, I can't watch where I am going so? 1364 01:06:44,668 --> 01:06:45,738 You hit me! -Yes, .. 1365 01:06:45,802 --> 01:06:46,872 ..I hit you, so? 1366 01:06:47,604 --> 01:06:48,878 If he wouldn't have been along with me.. 1367 01:06:49,606 --> 01:06:51,313 ..Then I would have killed you. 1368 01:06:51,608 --> 01:06:52,985 Who wouldn't have been with you? - Him! 1369 01:06:54,277 --> 01:06:55,347 Where did he go? 1370 01:06:58,081 --> 01:07:00,357 Help! Help! Pinto. 1371 01:07:07,957 --> 01:07:09,903 Run, Run! Sprint, sprint! 1372 01:07:09,959 --> 01:07:11,632 Don't sleep, wake up. 1373 01:07:11,694 --> 01:07:13,640 There is trouble behind you. 1374 01:07:13,696 --> 01:07:16,370 Pick up your pace and run. - Hold, there is a police woman .. 1375 01:07:16,432 --> 01:07:18,639 ..In the front. - Lose your pride, lose your arrogance. 1376 01:07:18,702 --> 01:07:20,704 Laxminarayan, I will not spare you. - Everything is distorted. 1377 01:07:20,770 --> 01:07:22,647 Since I have been kicked in the back. 1378 01:07:22,706 --> 01:07:25,653 Hey, what are you doing? Come on, move. 1379 01:07:25,709 --> 01:07:28,189 There are desires in the heart. 1380 01:07:28,244 --> 01:07:29,917 Your mind says that. 1381 01:07:29,980 --> 01:07:33,723 Only when you sweat it out, can you buy an A/C! 1382 01:07:33,783 --> 01:07:35,660 One, two three! And One, two three! 1383 01:07:35,719 --> 01:07:37,323 One, two, three! 1384 01:07:37,454 --> 01:07:39,331 Tolerating thousands of difficulties. 1385 01:07:39,389 --> 01:07:41,062 To rise up from a plant to a tree. 1386 01:07:42,092 --> 01:07:44,094 Chandu, where is that Laxminarayan? 1387 01:07:44,194 --> 01:07:45,264 This way! No, .. 1388 01:07:45,328 --> 01:07:47,672 ..No this way, come on, quickly! 1389 01:07:51,935 --> 01:07:53,881 One, two, three! One, two, three! 1390 01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:55,947 Coming into the world is free! 1391 01:07:56,072 --> 01:07:58,348 Going from the world is free. There he is, catch him. 1392 01:07:58,408 --> 01:08:00,251 Look at this charade of the world. - Nab him. 1393 01:08:00,310 --> 01:08:02,688 Absolutely free! Absolutely free! My money. - Ms. Jia, stop. 1394 01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:05,717 Laxmi. - Come on. 1395 01:08:09,686 --> 01:08:12,030 O God! Where did he go? 1396 01:08:12,222 --> 01:08:14,065 Laxminarayan, stop! 1397 01:08:15,291 --> 01:08:17,703 Look, don't follow me. 1398 01:08:18,228 --> 01:08:19,707 Look, your boss must have told you.. 1399 01:08:19,763 --> 01:08:21,902 ..To give something more in exchange of this. 1400 01:08:23,032 --> 01:08:24,443 Then give that, and go. 1401 01:08:25,768 --> 01:08:26,838 No! 1402 01:08:26,903 --> 01:08:28,177 But how can I give you that? 1403 01:08:28,705 --> 01:08:30,048 You are so young. 1404 01:08:30,106 --> 01:08:31,710 What does it have to do with age? 1405 01:08:32,108 --> 01:08:33,712 You know, younger people than me.. 1406 01:08:33,776 --> 01:08:35,722 ..Have progressed more than me. 1407 01:08:36,079 --> 01:08:39,185 But I cannot do the same with you. 1408 01:08:39,816 --> 01:08:40,886 I am sorry. 1409 01:08:41,084 --> 01:08:42,154 I am sorry. 1410 01:08:48,858 --> 01:08:52,135 Laxmi, you were my last hope. 1411 01:08:52,929 --> 01:08:57,309 And if you betray me, then what will happen to me? 1412 01:08:58,468 --> 01:08:59,776 Kill me! Kill me! 1413 01:09:00,036 --> 01:09:02,744 Kill me! I want to rise up! 1414 01:09:02,906 --> 01:09:04,886 Kill me! Kill me Laxmi! Kill me! Kill me! Please. - Let me go! 1415 01:09:04,941 --> 01:09:06,352 Kill me Laxmi! -Let me go! 1416 01:09:06,409 --> 01:09:07,479 Let me go! 1417 01:09:08,077 --> 01:09:11,081 Please Laxmi. 1418 01:09:16,753 --> 01:09:17,823 What did you do? 1419 01:09:17,887 --> 01:09:19,059 I stopped him from going. Come on, .. 1420 01:09:19,122 --> 01:09:20,294 ..Pick him up. - Don't touch him.. 1421 01:09:20,356 --> 01:09:21,426 ..He is my Laxminarayan. 1422 01:09:21,491 --> 01:09:23,232 No, he is our Laxminarayan. - Really? 1423 01:09:23,293 --> 01:09:25,330 He is mine! - He is our piece. 1424 01:09:25,762 --> 01:09:27,173 Do you think he is a piece? He is Laxminarayan. 1425 01:09:27,897 --> 01:09:28,967 He is mine. - No, he is ours. 1426 01:09:29,032 --> 01:09:30,978 He is mine. - No, he is ours. - Just a minute. One second. 1427 01:09:31,768 --> 01:09:33,770 Yes, madam. - Chandu, where are you? 1428 01:09:34,003 --> 01:09:35,073 You know, Mr. Laxminarayan was supposed to come.. 1429 01:09:35,138 --> 01:09:36,208 ..Here at 11 o'clock. 1430 01:09:36,439 --> 01:09:39,147 Madam. - Yes madam, but your Laxminarayan is here. 1431 01:09:39,475 --> 01:09:41,318 He is standing here with me. 1432 01:09:42,245 --> 01:09:44,521 Come here quickly, I have to leave. 1433 01:09:44,847 --> 01:09:45,917 Yes, come fast okay. 1434 01:09:45,982 --> 01:09:47,052 Okay. - Thank you. 1435 01:09:48,985 --> 01:09:50,487 Two minutes more sir, please. 1436 01:09:50,787 --> 01:09:52,858 He is not our Laxminarayan! 1437 01:09:53,790 --> 01:09:55,792 I told you he is my Laxminarayan! - Yes. 1438 01:09:55,859 --> 01:09:57,861 Yes. This is yours too, come on run. - Get lost. 1439 01:10:08,805 --> 01:10:12,548 Everywhere you get, one on one free. 1440 01:10:12,609 --> 01:10:19,823 The one who knows how to read, it is beneficial for him. 1441 01:10:29,893 --> 01:10:31,338 Excuse me! Sorry! 1442 01:10:31,895 --> 01:10:34,501 Life is precious. To hell with the show. 1443 01:10:40,003 --> 01:10:41,846 My check out time, sir! - Good morning, sir! 1444 01:10:41,905 --> 01:10:43,441 Looking very fresh today, sir! 1445 01:10:43,506 --> 01:10:44,576 Me? Thank you, sir! 1446 01:10:44,641 --> 01:10:46,848 Sir, I want to checkout! Please make my bill! 1447 01:10:46,909 --> 01:10:48,513 Why, sir? You were supposed to leave tomorrow. 1448 01:10:48,578 --> 01:10:49,921 Yes, but I want to leave now. 1449 01:10:50,246 --> 01:10:52,055 Sir, please make my bill. Sir, please. 1450 01:10:52,115 --> 01:10:53,856 Any problem, sir? 1451 01:10:53,917 --> 01:10:56,488 No problem, sir. Make my bill. I want to checkout. 1452 01:10:57,987 --> 01:10:59,261 Room not comfortable, sir? - No! 1453 01:10:59,322 --> 01:11:01,598 Very comfortable! Sir, please hurry up! Sir, please. 1454 01:11:01,858 --> 01:11:02,928 Food not good, sir? 1455 01:11:02,992 --> 01:11:04,062 My luck is not good! 1456 01:11:04,994 --> 01:11:06,064 Will you change it? 1457 01:11:07,096 --> 01:11:08,166 What kind of a man are you? 1458 01:11:08,331 --> 01:11:10,004 You are going on asking questions! 1459 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:12,375 Please! I want to checkout! Please! 1460 01:11:15,405 --> 01:11:16,975 Life is very precious. To hell with the.. 1461 01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:18,885 You fools. 1462 01:11:23,079 --> 01:11:24,149 Come! 1463 01:11:24,214 --> 01:11:25,284 Yes! 1464 01:11:26,616 --> 01:11:27,890 Why are you laughing, fool? 1465 01:11:27,950 --> 01:11:29,896 Catch everybody! Check what the matter is! 1466 01:11:30,086 --> 01:11:31,156 Yes, ma'am! 1467 01:11:31,354 --> 01:11:32,560 Mrs. Sinha! Come on! 1468 01:11:32,622 --> 01:11:34,124 Ma'am! Inspector ma'am! 1469 01:11:34,557 --> 01:11:35,627 Did you recognise me? 1470 01:11:36,893 --> 01:11:40,568 You are Mayawati Chowtala's man! How can I forget you? 1471 01:11:41,030 --> 01:11:45,206 What has happened to you? What happened? 1472 01:11:45,902 --> 01:11:47,472 Did you collide with a truck? 1473 01:11:48,037 --> 01:11:50,517 Something like that! Please ma'am, take me with you! 1474 01:11:50,907 --> 01:11:55,549 My dear! You are irresistible! 1475 01:11:55,912 --> 01:11:59,382 But what to do? I am on duty. I can't do much. 1476 01:11:59,449 --> 01:12:00,928 Ma'am! - Found him? 1477 01:12:01,050 --> 01:12:02,256 Ma'am, didn't find Laxminarayan! 1478 01:12:02,318 --> 01:12:03,922 What? Ma'am, I am Laxminarayan! 1479 01:12:03,987 --> 01:12:05,989 Quiet! Let's search there. - Okay, ma'am! 1480 01:12:06,055 --> 01:12:07,932 Bye! See you again! 1481 01:12:08,057 --> 01:12:09,661 Ma'am, please! Take me, ma'am! Take me! 1482 01:12:09,726 --> 01:12:12,332 Take me? Did you take Viagra? 1483 01:12:12,395 --> 01:12:14,170 That you can't control yourself? Come on! 1484 01:12:14,564 --> 01:12:16,669 Ma'am! Ma'am, take me with you, ma'am! 1485 01:12:16,933 --> 01:12:20,471 Because those three people, they are following me! 1486 01:12:20,536 --> 01:12:24,279 Move back! Don't play with my feelings! 1487 01:12:25,074 --> 01:12:26,485 Otherwise I will kill you! 1488 01:12:26,542 --> 01:12:28,317 But why? - Then you will regret! 1489 01:12:29,078 --> 01:12:30,955 Move back! Go! - Ma'am! 1490 01:12:31,547 --> 01:12:32,617 Tek Chand! - Ma'am! - Quiet! 1491 01:12:33,282 --> 01:12:34,352 Move back! - Ma'am! 1492 01:12:35,618 --> 01:12:38,531 Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am! I am the same Laxminarayan! 1493 01:12:38,588 --> 01:12:40,625 Ma'am! Ma'am! I am not Laxminarayan! 1494 01:12:41,157 --> 01:12:42,568 Ma'am! Ma'am! I was telling you that.. 1495 01:12:42,625 --> 01:12:44,969 ..I am not Laxminarayan! 1496 01:12:45,027 --> 01:12:47,507 Come! 1497 01:12:47,630 --> 01:12:49,974 Yes, sir! - I want to check in, sir! 1498 01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:52,972 Are you sure, sir? - Yes, sir! 1499 01:12:53,202 --> 01:12:54,374 Get in! Get in! Get in! 1500 01:12:54,637 --> 01:12:56,446 Sir! Sir, please! 1501 01:12:56,506 --> 01:12:59,385 Shut up! If you utter a single word, I will shoot you! 1502 01:13:10,053 --> 01:13:11,123 No, sir! 1503 01:13:11,988 --> 01:13:13,661 No, sir! - Laxmi! 1504 01:13:14,991 --> 01:13:16,061 No, sir! No, sir! No, sir! 1505 01:13:17,660 --> 01:13:19,731 Laxmi! Laxmi! Laxmi! 1506 01:13:32,008 --> 01:13:33,078 Come! 1507 01:13:33,709 --> 01:13:35,279 There! - One minute! 1508 01:13:35,411 --> 01:13:36,481 Stop him! 1509 01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:38,691 Fool, I am pointing a gun at you! Still you are flirting with a girl! 1510 01:13:38,748 --> 01:13:40,091 And you are making me flirt with her too! 1511 01:13:40,283 --> 01:13:41,353 No, sir! Never, sir! 1512 01:13:41,417 --> 01:13:44,762 I was just telling you that he is the same Laxminarayan.. 1513 01:13:44,821 --> 01:13:46,323 ..Who had come to shoot you. - What! 1514 01:13:46,522 --> 01:13:48,229 Yes! - Why didn't you say he is the one? 1515 01:13:48,291 --> 01:13:50,032 You only said to keep my mouth shut! 1516 01:13:50,093 --> 01:13:52,232 You! -I think he is a cunning man! 1517 01:13:52,295 --> 01:13:53,433 No, sir! - Papa! 1518 01:13:53,496 --> 01:13:56,033 He would have beaten you with that girl's sandals! 1519 01:13:56,099 --> 01:13:58,045 Hey! - Like that day! 1520 01:13:58,835 --> 01:14:01,543 Come on, ma'am! I have freshened up! Now show! 1521 01:14:02,505 --> 01:14:06,612 I.. I never showed it to somebody before. 1522 01:14:07,043 --> 01:14:08,181 What? You didn't show it? 1523 01:14:09,045 --> 01:14:10,115 How do you do your business? 1524 01:14:11,047 --> 01:14:13,584 Please don't call it business. It sounds very cheap! 1525 01:14:13,649 --> 01:14:15,060 What cheap, ma'am! 1526 01:14:15,118 --> 01:14:16,722 In our business the customer doesn't.. 1527 01:14:16,786 --> 01:14:18,060 ..Touch without seeing the goods. 1528 01:14:18,254 --> 01:14:20,325 Yes. And we too have to show it. 1529 01:14:21,190 --> 01:14:22,760 You too show it? - Yes! 1530 01:14:23,192 --> 01:14:24,603 And you know my nature! 1531 01:14:24,794 --> 01:14:28,742 And ladies check everything! Is it loose? Is the size proper? 1532 01:14:29,065 --> 01:14:30,135 We have to show everything. 1533 01:14:30,199 --> 01:14:32,338 I've been doing this business for the past 40 years. 1534 01:14:35,138 --> 01:14:36,208 Show it. 1535 01:14:37,073 --> 01:14:38,143 Look! - Yes! 1536 01:14:38,207 --> 01:14:39,618 Its only about seeing, right? 1537 01:14:44,747 --> 01:14:46,090 But who hit me? 1538 01:14:46,249 --> 01:14:47,592 I don't know! There were two of them! 1539 01:14:47,683 --> 01:14:50,289 They hit you with a stick and they were going to take you. 1540 01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:51,829 Then I stopped them and told them that.. 1541 01:14:51,888 --> 01:14:53,299 ..He is my Laxminarayan! 1542 01:14:54,323 --> 01:14:55,529 You said that? - Yes! 1543 01:14:55,892 --> 01:14:58,099 Then they spoke on the phone and ran away! 1544 01:14:58,528 --> 01:15:00,235 And then you brought me here! 1545 01:15:01,798 --> 01:15:03,106 How could I have left you there.. 1546 01:15:03,165 --> 01:15:05,475 ..In that state, Laxminarayan? 1547 01:15:06,502 --> 01:15:07,674 Has it stopped paining? 1548 01:15:09,705 --> 01:15:11,207 The pain has just started. 1549 01:15:16,179 --> 01:15:17,249 What are you doing? 1550 01:15:18,314 --> 01:15:21,454 Why are you removing your clothes? 1551 01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:23,455 If I won't remove it then how will I show it? 1552 01:15:24,787 --> 01:15:28,234 I don't want it! it's wrong! it's wrong! 1553 01:15:28,591 --> 01:15:31,595 I know your nature! But you know my nature! 1554 01:15:31,661 --> 01:15:33,197 Laxmi! Laxmi! - I am not such a man! 1555 01:15:33,262 --> 01:15:34,536 Laxmi! Laxmi! -You go! 1556 01:15:34,597 --> 01:15:36,736 Laxmi! Relax! 1557 01:15:36,799 --> 01:15:40,406 These things happen in this age! I know! Just relax! 1558 01:15:42,605 --> 01:15:43,879 Secretly. Secretly. 1559 01:15:45,241 --> 01:15:46,413 Secretly. Secretly. 1560 01:15:48,144 --> 01:15:49,282 Secretly. Secretly. 1561 01:15:50,747 --> 01:15:51,885 Secretly. Secretly. 1562 01:15:53,616 --> 01:15:55,721 These talks and meetings are secret. 1563 01:15:55,785 --> 01:15:58,288 Beloved, don't leave me. 1564 01:15:58,354 --> 01:16:02,268 Don't go. 1565 01:16:04,227 --> 01:16:05,706 The twilights are asleep. 1566 01:16:05,761 --> 01:16:08,401 My breaths are lost and awakened. 1567 01:16:08,464 --> 01:16:10,808 Beloved, don't leave me. 1568 01:16:11,267 --> 01:16:13,178 Don't go. 1569 01:16:14,403 --> 01:16:18,647 You have just dwelled in my heart. 1570 01:16:19,709 --> 01:16:24,180 You have just come in my dreams. 1571 01:16:25,181 --> 01:16:29,891 You have just come in my arms. 1572 01:16:30,386 --> 01:16:31,831 Don't go. 1573 01:16:32,722 --> 01:16:35,202 Don't go. 1574 01:16:35,324 --> 01:16:37,201 Don't go. 1575 01:16:40,396 --> 01:16:44,811 Don't go. 1576 01:16:46,202 --> 01:16:49,775 These talks and meetings are secret. 1577 01:16:49,839 --> 01:16:53,446 Beloved, don't leave me. 1578 01:16:53,943 --> 01:16:56,389 Don't go. 1579 01:16:57,580 --> 01:16:59,218 The twilights are asleep. 1580 01:16:59,282 --> 01:17:01,694 My breaths are lost and awakened. 1581 01:17:01,751 --> 01:17:05,221 Beloved, don't leave me. 1582 01:17:05,288 --> 01:17:07,234 Don't go. 1583 01:17:07,289 --> 01:17:08,359 Everybody say. 1584 01:17:08,424 --> 01:17:10,631 Fool! 1585 01:17:10,693 --> 01:17:13,230 Fool! 1586 01:17:13,462 --> 01:17:15,942 Fool, you have come to kill me. 1587 01:17:16,232 --> 01:17:18,371 You are mad that you came here. 1588 01:17:18,434 --> 01:17:21,438 Boss, he is loose like a kite. 1589 01:17:21,504 --> 01:17:23,780 Sir, here there is electricity 24 hours. 1590 01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:24,978 Hey, fool! 1591 01:17:26,242 --> 01:17:27,983 Look at the man on the right. 1592 01:17:28,044 --> 01:17:30,251 Sorry, sir. A slight confusion. 1593 01:17:30,312 --> 01:17:31,791 Your right or my right? 1594 01:17:32,248 --> 01:17:34,592 Oh shut up! Shut up! - He is angry. 1595 01:17:34,650 --> 01:17:36,254 People on my left. 1596 01:17:36,318 --> 01:17:37,388 Really, really angry. 1597 01:17:37,453 --> 01:17:39,990 I will kill you in one go. 1598 01:17:40,056 --> 01:17:43,799 Go? You mean I can go? Thank you! 1599 01:17:44,260 --> 01:17:46,536 Somebody make him quiet. 1600 01:17:46,662 --> 01:17:48,266 Secretly. Secretly. 1601 01:17:49,398 --> 01:17:50,706 Secretly. Secretly. 1602 01:17:52,268 --> 01:17:53,440 Secretly. Secretly. 1603 01:17:54,737 --> 01:17:56,273 Secretly. Secretly. 1604 01:18:19,829 --> 01:18:26,769 I want to sleep in your tresses. 1605 01:18:28,838 --> 01:18:37,815 I want to lose myself in you all the time. 1606 01:18:41,317 --> 01:18:47,529 In my fervour I tell you. 1607 01:18:51,861 --> 01:18:59,541 In my fervour I tell you. 1608 01:19:01,337 --> 01:19:03,339 Don't go. 1609 01:19:03,606 --> 01:19:04,676 Don't go. 1610 01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:07,346 These talks and meetings are secret. 1611 01:19:07,410 --> 01:19:10,948 Beloved, don't leave me. 1612 01:19:11,547 --> 01:19:13,390 Don't go. 1613 01:19:14,550 --> 01:19:19,056 You have just dwelled in my heart. 1614 01:19:19,855 --> 01:19:24,531 You have just come in my dreams. 1615 01:19:25,361 --> 01:19:30,367 You have just come in my arms. 1616 01:19:30,566 --> 01:19:32,375 Don't go. 1617 01:19:32,902 --> 01:19:35,382 Don't go. 1618 01:19:35,438 --> 01:19:39,443 Don't go. 1619 01:19:40,543 --> 01:19:44,992 Don't go. 1620 01:19:45,848 --> 01:19:49,091 Don't go. 1621 01:19:51,387 --> 01:19:54,391 Don't go. 1622 01:19:56,625 --> 01:19:59,731 Don't go. 1623 01:20:01,931 --> 01:20:05,674 Don't go. 1624 01:20:09,138 --> 01:20:12,608 I am.. I am sorry. - Why? 1625 01:20:13,676 --> 01:20:16,555 I spoke to you rudely. - When? 1626 01:20:17,746 --> 01:20:22,957 When I told you to shoot me. What was your mistake? 1627 01:20:25,020 --> 01:20:27,796 Actually I am not like this. 1628 01:20:29,592 --> 01:20:32,436 If there hadn't been a problem, I wouldn't have said it. 1629 01:20:33,629 --> 01:20:37,771 After papa's death, I have become all alone. 1630 01:20:40,169 --> 01:20:43,048 And I will have to vacate this house too. 1631 01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:45,510 Do you know? 1632 01:20:45,574 --> 01:20:48,054 That goon says that if I didn't pay him the money.. 1633 01:20:48,110 --> 01:20:50,181 ..Then I will have to marry him! 1634 01:20:50,846 --> 01:20:53,087 I will not marry that crazy guy. 1635 01:20:53,549 --> 01:20:55,460 I will not marry him. 1636 01:20:56,986 --> 01:21:00,957 It will be better if I commit suicide. 1637 01:21:01,023 --> 01:21:04,869 I will kill you! If you speak of committing suicide! 1638 01:21:05,728 --> 01:21:08,504 I am there! Here! How much do you want? 1639 01:21:09,031 --> 01:21:10,203 I had brought 25,000 rupees! 1640 01:21:10,833 --> 01:21:12,141 Only 25,000 rupees! 1641 01:21:15,004 --> 01:21:16,074 Don't worry! 1642 01:21:17,806 --> 01:21:19,786 Take this chain! it's worth 24,000 rupees! 1643 01:21:20,209 --> 01:21:21,483 that's it? 1644 01:21:21,877 --> 01:21:23,948 Meaning this is fake. 1645 01:21:25,014 --> 01:21:27,551 You can keep this ring. It was for my namesake wife! 1646 01:21:27,783 --> 01:21:28,853 Namesake wife? 1647 01:21:28,918 --> 01:21:31,728 Yes! I have just called Meena my wife! - Is that so? 1648 01:21:31,787 --> 01:21:32,857 It's worth 20,000 rupees! 1649 01:21:32,921 --> 01:21:36,061 I thought you will at least give me a lakh. - What! 1650 01:21:36,992 --> 01:21:39,666 You knew that I will give you money? - Yes. 1651 01:21:40,229 --> 01:21:42,971 O my God! Do I look like a fool? 1652 01:21:43,032 --> 01:21:44,102 Fool? 1653 01:21:44,166 --> 01:21:47,079 Munna! Pappu! Take away everything! 1654 01:21:47,136 --> 01:21:48,979 TV! Fridge! Sofa! - Mr. Munde! 1655 01:21:49,038 --> 01:21:51,245 Washing machine! - Mr. Munde! 1656 01:21:51,507 --> 01:21:52,986 Take away everything! - No, no, please! 1657 01:21:53,042 --> 01:21:55,044 That too! 1658 01:21:55,110 --> 01:21:56,180 Please, Mr. Munde! 1659 01:21:56,245 --> 01:21:57,553 M.M. Munde! Murli Manohar Munde! 1660 01:21:57,613 --> 01:21:59,183 Neither less nor more! Bubblegum! - No! 1661 01:21:59,248 --> 01:22:00,625 Take it! Please at least take half of it! 1662 01:22:01,717 --> 01:22:03,856 Look at her drama! A bundle of note in her hand! 1663 01:22:03,919 --> 01:22:06,195 Give it to me! Take everything that this girl has! 1664 01:22:06,255 --> 01:22:07,529 Munde! 1665 01:22:10,793 --> 01:22:13,069 Come on! Leave the money! And get lost! 1666 01:22:15,965 --> 01:22:17,103 You will scare me with him? - Yes! 1667 01:22:17,166 --> 01:22:18,941 I won't let you stay here! You too! 1668 01:22:19,001 --> 01:22:20,071 Hang on, uncle! 1669 01:22:20,969 --> 01:22:23,142 You please put your finger in your ears! - Why? 1670 01:22:23,205 --> 01:22:24,275 Do its Do its - Why? 1671 01:22:24,540 --> 01:22:25,985 Sit! - Why? 1672 01:22:26,041 --> 01:22:27,111 Sit! Sit! 1673 01:22:27,543 --> 01:22:28,613 Now tell me! 1674 01:22:29,778 --> 01:22:34,284 From today this girl is your sister. Got it, Munde? 1675 01:22:34,650 --> 01:22:36,891 M.M. Munde! Murli Manohar Munde! 1676 01:22:36,952 --> 01:22:38,295 Neither less nor more! Bubblegum! 1677 01:22:39,889 --> 01:22:40,959 Gun? 1678 01:22:41,857 --> 01:22:44,303 Give me the bubblegum. - Take it. 1679 01:22:48,297 --> 01:22:53,178 Henceforth if you trouble her.. I won't spare you! 1680 01:22:54,570 --> 01:22:56,675 What are you saying? I.. 1681 01:22:56,739 --> 01:23:00,744 Hey, listen! You foolish man! 1682 01:23:00,809 --> 01:23:02,880 Listen to the threat completely! What? 1683 01:23:03,312 --> 01:23:04,586 Yes! 1684 01:23:04,647 --> 01:23:07,594 If you ask money from her or if you harass her.. 1685 01:23:07,650 --> 01:23:10,597 ..Then I swear I will shoot from Mumbai.. 1686 01:23:10,653 --> 01:23:11,927 ..And it will hit your back. 1687 01:23:13,789 --> 01:23:16,599 And like a buffalo stuck in 26th July 2005 flood.. 1688 01:23:16,659 --> 01:23:20,334 ..You will be lying upside down dead! 1689 01:23:20,596 --> 01:23:21,666 Got it? 1690 01:23:22,231 --> 01:23:23,767 No, brother! No! 1691 01:23:24,333 --> 01:23:28,179 Jia is like my child. She is my child! 1692 01:23:28,604 --> 01:23:30,277 Munna! Pappu! What are you doing? 1693 01:23:30,339 --> 01:23:32,114 You people come whenever I call you! Leave! 1694 01:23:32,174 --> 01:23:34,279 Don't you have any work? - Shut up! Done? 1695 01:23:34,810 --> 01:23:36,346 Come on! Touch her feet and leave! 1696 01:23:37,212 --> 01:23:38,623 Otherwise I will kill you! 1697 01:23:39,281 --> 01:23:43,024 Sister! I love you! Like brother and sister! 1698 01:23:43,352 --> 01:23:45,958 You don't worry. Your brother is with you. 1699 01:23:46,021 --> 01:23:48,934 And you didn't tell me that you know such a big don in Mumbai. 1700 01:23:49,625 --> 01:23:52,731 No problem. If you need anything, call me. 1701 01:23:52,795 --> 01:23:54,900 Money! Bubblegum! Please! - Get lost! 1702 01:23:54,963 --> 01:23:57,204 Yes! Let's leave! 1703 01:23:58,033 --> 01:24:01,879 Wow! You played the role of an underworld don so well! 1704 01:24:01,937 --> 01:24:03,644 Munde ran away in fright! 1705 01:24:03,705 --> 01:24:05,184 But from where did you get this gun? 1706 01:24:05,975 --> 01:24:09,388 I am underworld's don! Really I am a don! 1707 01:24:12,147 --> 01:24:16,823 Are you really.. a don? 1708 01:24:18,087 --> 01:24:22,331 Son! Son! Laxminarayan! Laxminarayan is my father! 1709 01:24:22,391 --> 01:24:24,337 And I am his son! Okay! 1710 01:24:24,393 --> 01:24:26,930 Here there are father, son and uncle. 1711 01:24:26,995 --> 01:24:28,906 Three types of Laxminarayan! 1712 01:24:28,964 --> 01:24:30,841 Now which one do you want, sir? 1713 01:24:30,899 --> 01:24:33,311 Can you take me to his room, sir? 1714 01:24:33,769 --> 01:24:36,682 God knows that after Sonu's mother's death.. 1715 01:24:36,739 --> 01:24:38,878 ..I suppressed all my emotions! 1716 01:24:39,875 --> 01:24:41,354 You again awakened it! 1717 01:24:43,712 --> 01:24:45,988 I call every woman my sister. 1718 01:24:47,416 --> 01:24:49,362 Seeing the blouse size, I tell them the size of the bra. 1719 01:24:49,418 --> 01:24:52,365 But I never cast lustful eyes on anybody. 1720 01:24:52,755 --> 01:24:53,825 No! No! 1721 01:24:53,889 --> 01:24:55,835 You have slandered me! 1722 01:24:56,825 --> 01:24:58,896 Who said to show this? 1723 01:24:59,428 --> 01:25:02,432 I sell underwear and vest. What else will I see? 1724 01:25:03,298 --> 01:25:05,744 What! You said you deal in cars! 1725 01:25:06,201 --> 01:25:07,703 You deal in cars, right! 1726 01:25:07,936 --> 01:25:09,438 I do my business in car! 1727 01:25:10,105 --> 01:25:13,450 Is it wrong to sit in the car and sell underwear and vest? 1728 01:25:14,276 --> 01:25:18,349 You said you will buy it from me and sell it at 5%. 1729 01:25:18,881 --> 01:25:21,725 God! I was talking about the design.. 1730 01:25:21,784 --> 01:25:23,764 ..Which you were going to show me, ma'am! 1731 01:25:23,819 --> 01:25:25,457 Which design? - This one! 1732 01:25:27,022 --> 01:25:28,160 This red design! 1733 01:25:28,457 --> 01:25:29,936 This is a photo of a car! 1734 01:25:30,792 --> 01:25:31,862 What! - Yes. 1735 01:25:32,828 --> 01:25:35,468 So why are you showing your innerwear standing like this? 1736 01:25:36,999 --> 01:25:38,740 It means you are not that Laxminarayan.. 1737 01:25:38,801 --> 01:25:40,474 ..Who was going to buy the car? 1738 01:25:40,769 --> 01:25:41,839 No! 1739 01:25:42,971 --> 01:25:44,746 So you thought I was that person.. 1740 01:25:44,807 --> 01:25:46,787 ..And you did this with me! 1741 01:25:46,842 --> 01:25:47,912 What have you done! 1742 01:25:48,844 --> 01:25:49,982 If you are not that Laxminarayan.. 1743 01:25:50,045 --> 01:25:51,149 ..Then where is he? 1744 01:25:51,213 --> 01:25:54,251 He must be somewhere! I am here! - O God! 1745 01:25:55,484 --> 01:25:56,758 Good afternoon! 1746 01:26:03,091 --> 01:26:05,071 Hello, sir! - Hello, sir. 1747 01:26:05,761 --> 01:26:07,502 Relaxing, sir? - Yes, sir. 1748 01:26:08,263 --> 01:26:09,503 Sir, your son has come! 1749 01:26:09,998 --> 01:26:11,500 Sir, your father! 1750 01:26:12,434 --> 01:26:13,504 Hi, dad! 1751 01:26:14,870 --> 01:26:16,008 He is not my dad! 1752 01:26:16,238 --> 01:26:18,514 You tell him! Sir, you are not his father! 1753 01:26:18,774 --> 01:26:21,516 When I am not married, then how will I have a son? 1754 01:26:22,011 --> 01:26:23,513 And now I think I will never marry! 1755 01:26:26,014 --> 01:26:29,791 I understand, sir. Each person has their own choice, sir! 1756 01:26:30,319 --> 01:26:34,529 Don't worry, sir. We have another Laxminarayan! 1757 01:26:34,923 --> 01:26:36,300 I will show you that! 1758 01:26:36,358 --> 01:26:37,462 Don't leave! - Good night, sir! 1759 01:26:37,526 --> 01:26:39,403 Good night! Good night! - Sorry to disturb you, sir! 1760 01:26:39,461 --> 01:26:40,531 Not at all! Not at all! 1761 01:26:40,796 --> 01:26:42,070 Enjoy yourself while you are here, sir! 1762 01:26:42,130 --> 01:26:43,200 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 1763 01:26:46,435 --> 01:26:48,472 Marvelous acting. Marvelous! 1764 01:26:48,537 --> 01:26:51,017 D'mello sir! D'mello sir! D'mello sir! 1765 01:26:51,540 --> 01:26:54,020 Sir, I told you that there is another Laxminarayan in the hotel! 1766 01:26:54,376 --> 01:26:57,482 Yes! - Now even the manager said it! Will you let me go? 1767 01:26:57,546 --> 01:27:00,425 Shut up! My life is in danger! And you want to leave! 1768 01:27:00,482 --> 01:27:02,223 Sir, please! Sir! - Albert! Go! 1769 01:27:02,284 --> 01:27:03,354 Sir! 1770 01:27:03,419 --> 01:27:07,492 Ma'am, listen to me! Now I touched you, it's over. 1771 01:27:08,490 --> 01:27:09,833 I mean whatever happened, it happened! 1772 01:27:10,559 --> 01:27:15,440 Listen to me! - Don't touch me! You.. 1773 01:27:16,331 --> 01:27:17,401 O no! 1774 01:27:18,834 --> 01:27:20,575 Now you will have to buy this car! 1775 01:27:21,503 --> 01:27:24,973 Its worth 10 lakhs! You pay 9 lakhs! Okay! 1776 01:27:26,842 --> 01:27:32,190 9 lakhs! Ma'am, I look like a fool! But I am not! - Shut up! 1777 01:27:32,247 --> 01:27:33,317 Why should I buy the car? 1778 01:27:33,382 --> 01:27:35,862 If I didn't pay the bank installments within 5 days.. 1779 01:27:35,918 --> 01:27:37,864 ..Then they will seize my showroom.. 1780 01:27:38,587 --> 01:27:39,964 Because of this I.. 1781 01:27:40,856 --> 01:27:42,893 Otherwise I am not such kind of a girl! 1782 01:27:42,958 --> 01:27:45,598 I too am not that kind of a man! You think I am Khurana! 1783 01:27:46,028 --> 01:27:49,134 I too have a reputation! You can ask anybody at Chandni Chowk! 1784 01:27:49,865 --> 01:27:50,935 Talking rubbish! 1785 01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:56,611 If my son came to know that in a hotel room with a girl, I.. 1786 01:27:57,206 --> 01:27:58,344 O God! O God! O God! 1787 01:28:04,980 --> 01:28:06,618 Ma'am, you hide in the bathroom. - No! 1788 01:28:07,049 --> 01:28:08,892 Hide in the bathroom. Somebody has come! - No! 1789 01:28:08,951 --> 01:28:11,261 Hide in the bathroom. Go there! 1790 01:28:11,320 --> 01:28:13,391 Just lock the door from inside! - But.. 1791 01:28:14,056 --> 01:28:17,629 Hello, sir! Are you Laxminarayan? - Yes! 1792 01:28:18,226 --> 01:28:19,967 Are you Sonu's father? - Yes! 1793 01:28:22,264 --> 01:28:23,902 Hi, dad! What's up? 1794 01:28:32,207 --> 01:28:33,277 You returned so soon! 1795 01:28:33,575 --> 01:28:34,645 You were in Singapore, weren't you? 1796 01:28:35,143 --> 01:28:37,646 Actually dad, my work got over soon. So I thought.. 1797 01:28:37,913 --> 01:28:40,519 You thought that papa doesn't know anything.. 1798 01:28:40,582 --> 01:28:42,425 ...about bra, panties, design. 1799 01:28:42,484 --> 01:28:43,929 I will go and explain to him! 1800 01:28:43,986 --> 01:28:45,932 Dad, please! Please call it lingerie! 1801 01:28:45,987 --> 01:28:47,295 Shut up! You fool! 1802 01:28:47,356 --> 01:28:48,426 I have been selling underwear since the time.. 1803 01:28:48,490 --> 01:28:49,662 ..You had not even started wearing one! 1804 01:28:49,925 --> 01:28:51,336 And you will explain to me! Leave! 1805 01:28:51,393 --> 01:28:52,463 Leave? Why? 1806 01:28:52,528 --> 01:28:53,598 Hang on! - Where are you going? 1807 01:28:54,296 --> 01:28:55,570 Dad, bathroom! - Why? 1808 01:28:56,465 --> 01:28:57,535 To use it! 1809 01:28:57,599 --> 01:29:00,307 No! Now I won't let you use it any more! 1810 01:29:00,369 --> 01:29:01,939 You have already reduced so much! 1811 01:29:02,437 --> 01:29:05,145 Don't you eat? Now I won't let you reduce! No! 1812 01:29:05,374 --> 01:29:07,376 Dad, please move! Otherwise I will do it here! 1813 01:29:07,442 --> 01:29:09,149 If you went in then I will be trouble, son. 1814 01:29:09,211 --> 01:29:10,281 Please, dad! - No! 1815 01:29:10,345 --> 01:29:11,688 Please, dad! - No! 1816 01:29:11,947 --> 01:29:13,688 Please, dad! - I said no! 1817 01:29:14,016 --> 01:29:16,462 Please, dad! - No! No! No! 1818 01:29:19,955 --> 01:29:21,127 Dad, what is she doing here? 1819 01:29:22,557 --> 01:29:23,627 Son, she is.. 1820 01:29:24,960 --> 01:29:26,530 You know my nature! 1821 01:29:27,629 --> 01:29:28,699 Now I know, dad! 1822 01:29:30,999 --> 01:29:32,069 Sorry, son. 1823 01:29:32,134 --> 01:29:35,707 Come on, Laxminarayan! Now what to hide from your son? 1824 01:29:36,438 --> 01:29:41,717 Your dad was finalising a deal with me in this room. 1825 01:29:42,978 --> 01:29:44,048 What deal? 1826 01:29:44,112 --> 01:29:45,716 Shall I tell him, Laxminarayan? 1827 01:29:45,981 --> 01:29:47,119 No, I will tell him. - I will tell him. 1828 01:29:47,182 --> 01:29:49,992 He is my son. We normally talk. You leave. Fine. 1829 01:29:50,051 --> 01:29:52,998 Come on, Laxmi. You won't get such a chance again. 1830 01:29:54,089 --> 01:29:58,003 Your dad, in this room, sitting on this bed.. 1831 01:29:58,060 --> 01:30:01,269 "Finalised the car deal with me, right? 1832 01:30:02,998 --> 01:30:04,341 Car deal? When? 1833 01:30:04,399 --> 01:30:08,108 Yeah! Just now on this bed we both.. 1834 01:30:09,004 --> 01:30:11,746 Shall I tell, Sonu? - Yes! No! Why? 1835 01:30:12,441 --> 01:30:15,217 Your dad wanted to hide it from you. 1836 01:30:15,277 --> 01:30:18,747 Actually he has bought a vintage car to sell his goods. 1837 01:30:19,014 --> 01:30:20,118 For 10 lakhs. 1838 01:30:20,182 --> 01:30:21,252 10 lakhs! - Yes. 1839 01:30:21,316 --> 01:30:22,693 Daddy, what is this? We have a car! 1840 01:30:22,751 --> 01:30:25,357 Cancel! Cancel this deal! - The deal.. 1841 01:30:25,420 --> 01:30:27,696 Laxmi, you said the deal is fixed. 1842 01:30:27,756 --> 01:30:29,030 The bed.. - The deal is fixed! 1843 01:30:29,091 --> 01:30:30,161 - But, dad. 1844 01:30:30,225 --> 01:30:31,761 The deal is fixed! - And my advance of 1 lakh! 1845 01:30:34,296 --> 01:30:36,640 I.. I can't believe this! 1846 01:30:37,566 --> 01:30:40,479 I am sitting in front of an underworld don. 1847 01:30:41,670 --> 01:30:45,083 Can I.. can I just please touch you? 1848 01:30:51,780 --> 01:30:53,657 Oh thank God. 1849 01:30:58,787 --> 01:31:00,596 Oh, you are just so real. 1850 01:31:02,057 --> 01:31:04,799 Do you know? Why I started working in undergarments? 1851 01:31:06,194 --> 01:31:08,435 Because like underworld, this too has 'under' in it. 1852 01:31:09,364 --> 01:31:13,471 Underworld. Undergarments. We are so similar. 1853 01:31:14,169 --> 01:31:16,080 I have got 1 lakh. - No, dad. 1854 01:31:16,137 --> 01:31:18,640 Laxminarayan, thank you! The car is yours. 1855 01:31:19,808 --> 01:31:21,754 I will leave. I have to make the agreement. 1856 01:31:21,810 --> 01:31:25,417 You come at 4 o'clock. And bring the remaining 9 lakhs. 1857 01:31:25,480 --> 01:31:27,756 Okay. - Okay! Okay! 1858 01:31:32,087 --> 01:31:36,502 Laxmi.. thank you. You saved me. 1859 01:31:38,160 --> 01:31:39,662 You put me into trouble. 1860 01:31:43,265 --> 01:31:47,338 I always wanted to marry an underworld don. 1861 01:31:48,336 --> 01:31:51,840 There is so much excitement and thrill in their life. 1862 01:31:52,841 --> 01:31:54,115 Husband leaves in the morning. 1863 01:31:54,342 --> 01:31:56,117 And wife doesn't even know whether.. 1864 01:31:56,178 --> 01:31:57,555 ..Her husband will come back or not. 1865 01:31:57,846 --> 01:32:01,123 When husband comes at night and kisses her.. 1866 01:32:01,182 --> 01:32:03,594 ..It feels like the last kiss. 1867 01:32:03,652 --> 01:32:05,859 Because a bullet might come from anywhere. 1868 01:32:06,288 --> 01:32:08,131 And the husband gets killed in an encounter. 1869 01:32:08,857 --> 01:32:13,363 I just.. I just love this feeling. I just love dons. 1870 01:32:15,463 --> 01:32:16,874 How many murders have you committed? 1871 01:32:17,866 --> 01:32:19,868 You really didn't know that I am a don? 1872 01:32:20,869 --> 01:32:22,212 How could I have known? 1873 01:32:22,337 --> 01:32:25,477 So why were you waiting for me in the restaurant? 1874 01:32:26,541 --> 01:32:27,884 It's my restaurant. 1875 01:32:28,143 --> 01:32:30,145 I received the message that you are coming there. 1876 01:32:30,211 --> 01:32:31,781 So I came there with my bag. 1877 01:32:31,847 --> 01:32:34,157 Oh! So brother called you there.. 1878 01:32:34,216 --> 01:32:36,890 ..And he sent me there to kill you! 1879 01:32:38,720 --> 01:32:41,223 Your boss is a brother? - Yes. 1880 01:32:41,656 --> 01:32:44,535 Do you know? This was my first murder! 1881 01:32:46,895 --> 01:32:48,169 For this extortion money mother had offered.. 1882 01:32:48,230 --> 01:32:49,903 ..So many arecas in the temple. 1883 01:32:50,265 --> 01:32:53,178 Every Tuesday she would go walking to Siddhivinayak temple.. 1884 01:32:53,235 --> 01:32:55,875 So that her son gets one chance of committing a murder. 1885 01:32:56,471 --> 01:32:58,178 After worshipping so many Lord Ganesha's.. 1886 01:32:58,240 --> 01:32:59,742 ..I got this chance! 1887 01:33:00,775 --> 01:33:02,186 I thought I will commit one murder and settle down in life.. 1888 01:33:02,243 --> 01:33:04,189 ..Then I will marry Chhota Khujli's daughter.. 1889 01:33:04,246 --> 01:33:06,920 ..And make my future bright. 1890 01:33:08,183 --> 01:33:12,188 But.. everything messed up because of me. 1891 01:33:12,253 --> 01:33:18,693 Kill me. Laxmi, kill me. 1892 01:33:18,760 --> 01:33:23,209 What are you saying? You don't worry. I am there. 1893 01:33:24,766 --> 01:33:27,212 From today every bullet will have to pass through me first.. 1894 01:33:27,269 --> 01:33:28,339 ..To reach to you. 1895 01:33:28,403 --> 01:33:30,212 What? - You will fight.. 1896 01:33:30,272 --> 01:33:31,376 ..With your boss for me? 1897 01:33:31,640 --> 01:33:34,951 Now I will show brother what I can do! - But you.. 1898 01:33:36,878 --> 01:33:37,948 I will leave now. 1899 01:33:38,513 --> 01:33:44,225 Laxmi! Your namesake wife's ring. 1900 01:33:44,686 --> 01:33:46,324 Now is there any need for this? 1901 01:33:51,293 --> 01:33:53,671 I will return soon. - I will wait for you! 1902 01:33:56,231 --> 01:33:59,235 Yes! My sweetie pie, Laxmi. 1903 01:34:06,408 --> 01:34:07,978 Brother Batlya! You and here! 1904 01:34:08,276 --> 01:34:11,485 Dug grave and hidden news are easily seen! 1905 01:34:13,581 --> 01:34:14,651 Is the work done? 1906 01:34:14,716 --> 01:34:15,922 You were right, brother. 1907 01:34:16,851 --> 01:34:19,525 Flowers and ailment don't last for long. 1908 01:34:20,255 --> 01:34:22,257 I am fine now, brother. 1909 01:34:23,258 --> 01:34:24,999 Here are your goods. Your diamonds. 1910 01:34:25,560 --> 01:34:28,268 Diamonds! Diamonds! 1911 01:34:28,763 --> 01:34:30,674 Did you see? Did you see, Chhota Khujli? 1912 01:34:30,899 --> 01:34:36,281 Didn't I say that Laxminarayan will someday fulfill his mother's dream? 1913 01:34:36,338 --> 01:34:39,444 I am proud of you! 1914 01:34:39,674 --> 01:34:42,484 How many bullets did you shoot? - Not even one! 1915 01:34:42,544 --> 01:34:43,614 Not even one.. 1916 01:34:44,646 --> 01:34:48,025 I see! I see! I see! You must have chopped and killed! 1917 01:34:48,950 --> 01:34:50,623 You must have strangulated and killed! 1918 01:34:51,486 --> 01:34:53,397 Your thinking is so small, brother! 1919 01:34:55,890 --> 01:34:57,563 Like lizard's egg. 1920 01:34:59,294 --> 01:35:02,468 Laying down life is greater than taking life! 1921 01:35:02,831 --> 01:35:04,333 Learn something! 1922 01:35:05,900 --> 01:35:08,312 I am not an ordinary brother like you! 1923 01:35:08,637 --> 01:35:11,584 To deal in diamonds and for it kill somebody! 1924 01:35:14,309 --> 01:35:16,653 I thought you are a level headed brother. 1925 01:35:17,312 --> 01:35:19,849 But now I found out that your level is only one. 1926 01:35:19,915 --> 01:35:23,328 Did you kill the person? - No! 1927 01:35:24,319 --> 01:35:27,596 Because I want to be a godfather! Godfather! 1928 01:35:28,590 --> 01:35:30,467 Even this Chhota Khujli can be a father! 1929 01:35:30,792 --> 01:35:33,432 But you become God when you lay down your life! 1930 01:35:34,329 --> 01:35:36,605 And today I saved her life. 1931 01:35:37,699 --> 01:35:38,769 Here are your diamonds. 1932 01:35:39,334 --> 01:35:41,780 From today our paths are different. 1933 01:35:42,337 --> 01:35:46,376 Because I won't work for a stupid and foolish brother like you! 1934 01:35:46,741 --> 01:35:48,812 You slander underworld's name for underwear. 1935 01:35:49,845 --> 01:35:51,051 Check your diamonds. 1936 01:35:51,913 --> 01:35:53,358 And Chhota Khujli, get your daughter.. 1937 01:35:53,415 --> 01:35:55,588 ..Meena married to some other goon! 1938 01:35:55,784 --> 01:35:57,695 I am not interested in her! 1939 01:36:01,356 --> 01:36:03,358 What is this? - Diamond! 1940 01:36:05,693 --> 01:36:08,071 Is this diamond?-Yes! 1941 01:36:08,129 --> 01:36:10,109 Look! it's written here too! Pure diamond! Look! Look! 1942 01:36:10,765 --> 01:36:11,835 Look! 1943 01:36:13,368 --> 01:36:15,575 Where will I wear this diamond? 1944 01:36:16,004 --> 01:36:18,382 It's your choice! Why do you ask me? 1945 01:36:18,606 --> 01:36:20,381 Check it properly! 1946 01:36:20,542 --> 01:36:23,648 Laxminarayan doesn't leave a job incomplete. What? 1947 01:36:23,712 --> 01:36:26,386 One, two, three. - What? What are you looking at? 1948 01:36:26,448 --> 01:36:28,018 Say thank you! And give the payment! 1949 01:36:32,387 --> 01:36:33,457 Tell me something. 1950 01:36:35,023 --> 01:36:37,731 Is there a nice corner in this hotel? - Why? 1951 01:36:37,792 --> 01:36:40,671 One, two, three. - Why? - Your payment is quite big. 1952 01:36:41,096 --> 01:36:42,973 If I paid you here, people will stare. 1953 01:36:44,065 --> 01:36:45,669 Yes, there is one, brother! There is a corner! 1954 01:36:45,734 --> 01:36:46,804 I will show it to you! Come! Come! - Come! 1955 01:36:46,868 --> 01:36:47,938 Let's go, Chhota Khujli. Come. 1956 01:36:49,070 --> 01:36:50,413 Hit him! Hit him! -Brother! 1957 01:36:50,472 --> 01:36:51,815 Why are you beating me, brother? 1958 01:36:51,873 --> 01:36:54,410 Beat him! Hit him! - Brother! 1959 01:36:55,610 --> 01:36:57,487 Fool! - If you don't want to make any payment, fine! 1960 01:36:57,545 --> 01:37:01,425 But why are you beating me? - I am a fool! I am stupid! 1961 01:37:01,616 --> 01:37:07,430 And.. and I will wear this! I will wear this! I will wear this! 1962 01:37:07,489 --> 01:37:09,469 Tell me where the diamond is! 1963 01:37:09,524 --> 01:37:10,935 Here is your diamond! 1964 01:37:10,992 --> 01:37:12,437 The diamond which was snatched.. 1965 01:37:12,494 --> 01:37:13,632 ..From me and I lost my honour. 1966 01:37:13,695 --> 01:37:15,902 You can snatch this and disgrace a person too, brother. 1967 01:37:15,964 --> 01:37:19,537 Diamond! Diamond which shines! 1968 01:37:19,834 --> 01:37:21,905 Brother, see this! it's shinning! 1969 01:37:22,504 --> 01:37:26,179 Hey! The diamond which Yadav stole! 1970 01:37:26,241 --> 01:37:27,618 Now who is this Yadav, brother? 1971 01:37:28,443 --> 01:37:30,445 Yadav! He! He is Yadav! 1972 01:37:30,512 --> 01:37:33,652 Oh no, brother! I had come to kill her! 1973 01:37:33,715 --> 01:37:36,457 Who is she? - She stole your diamond. 1974 01:37:36,518 --> 01:37:38,156 Yadav stole the diamond! 1975 01:37:38,219 --> 01:37:39,664 Then why did you send her photo? 1976 01:37:39,721 --> 01:37:42,895 I sent you his photo and not her photo in the envelope! 1977 01:37:45,693 --> 01:37:48,606 You are lying! - You are lying! 1978 01:37:48,797 --> 01:37:52,006 You sent this photo, brother. And you also sent diamond's photo! 1979 01:37:52,066 --> 01:37:53,704 And you are beating me too! 1980 01:37:53,768 --> 01:37:55,145 King Kong. 1981 01:37:55,203 --> 01:37:57,205 Tell me! You didn't receive his photo? 1982 01:37:57,272 --> 01:37:59,479 No! Otherwise I wouldn't have spared him. 1983 01:37:59,541 --> 01:38:01,487 I even thrashed him. - When? Where? 1984 01:38:01,543 --> 01:38:04,023 He was running on the street! - Now where is he? 1985 01:38:04,078 --> 01:38:05,148 Brother, I don't know. 1986 01:38:05,213 --> 01:38:06,487 But the person whom he was following.. 1987 01:38:06,547 --> 01:38:08,788 ..He is in this hotel. Come. Come. Show me. 1988 01:38:09,550 --> 01:38:11,029 Brother, why are you wearing goggles? 1989 01:38:11,085 --> 01:38:12,496 What if he recognises me? 1990 01:38:13,088 --> 01:38:16,092 Brother, you really have it. - What? 1991 01:38:16,157 --> 01:38:17,227 Goggles. 1992 01:38:19,127 --> 01:38:21,630 Mr. Davar! Laxminarayan here! 1993 01:38:21,696 --> 01:38:25,576 I need 9 lakhs. - Dad.. - 9 lakhs! 1994 01:38:26,134 --> 01:38:29,138 If there is a shortage of even a penny, then the work won't be done. 1995 01:38:29,203 --> 01:38:33,879 Yes. And you know my nature. Got it? I need 9 lakhs! 1996 01:38:36,277 --> 01:38:37,722 9 lakhs! 1997 01:38:37,779 --> 01:38:41,591 The price of killing papa is 9 lakhs! Congratulations! 1998 01:38:41,716 --> 01:38:44,754 Isn't it too much, papa? - Idiots! 1999 01:38:44,819 --> 01:38:49,165 Sir, now you are clear? You have another Laxminarayan. 2000 01:38:49,357 --> 01:38:51,234 Now can I leave, sir? - Not now! 2001 01:38:51,292 --> 01:38:53,203 Where will you go? The climax is still left! 2002 01:38:53,261 --> 01:38:56,606 Okay, papa! - Look brother! He is that Yadav! 2003 01:38:57,165 --> 01:38:59,702 Where is he going? Where is he going? 2004 01:38:59,767 --> 01:39:00,837 Come on! Let's check! 2005 01:39:02,170 --> 01:39:03,581 O God! 2006 01:39:05,740 --> 01:39:09,847 Never before have I seen such daring shooters! 2007 01:39:10,512 --> 01:39:12,583 I will kill him in such a way that even death will say.. 2008 01:39:12,647 --> 01:39:14,593 ..What a death! 2009 01:39:14,649 --> 01:39:15,719 Wow! Albert! 2010 01:39:15,917 --> 01:39:17,191 Papa! - Pinto! 2011 01:39:17,719 --> 01:39:21,599 Before Laxminarayan kills me.. shoot him! 2012 01:39:22,323 --> 01:39:23,529 Come. - You come! 2013 01:39:25,393 --> 01:39:26,463 How does.. 2014 01:39:28,529 --> 01:39:30,406 How does he know that you want to kill him? 2015 01:39:30,598 --> 01:39:32,805 Brother, shall I kill him now? - Hey! 2016 01:39:33,601 --> 01:39:36,605 You won't kill him. Our paths are different. 2017 01:39:37,538 --> 01:39:38,949 Brother! Listen, brother! 2018 01:39:39,540 --> 01:39:40,610 Brother! Brother! 2019 01:39:40,675 --> 01:39:42,746 Leave! I am a cheap brother! - No, brother! 2020 01:39:42,811 --> 01:39:45,223 No, no, no! My thinking is small like lizard's egg. 2021 01:39:45,280 --> 01:39:48,227 No, brother! My thinking is small like lizard's egg. 2022 01:39:48,616 --> 01:39:50,755 Not just that I am myself lizard's egg, brother. 2023 01:39:51,619 --> 01:39:54,293 You are very kind! Give me one more chance! 2024 01:39:54,756 --> 01:39:57,293 Feelings for that girl made me emotional. 2025 01:39:57,625 --> 01:40:02,438 My heart melted, brother. One chance. Just one chance! 2026 01:40:03,564 --> 01:40:04,634 Stand up! 2027 01:40:05,767 --> 01:40:06,837 And remember! 2028 01:40:07,435 --> 01:40:11,440 Beauty of youth and the urge to urinate don't last for long! 2029 01:40:11,773 --> 01:40:14,652 Don't go after girls. And concentrate on your career. 2030 01:40:15,777 --> 01:40:19,384 I give you another chance. - Thank you, brother. Thank you. 2031 01:40:19,447 --> 01:40:20,517 But remember! 2032 01:40:21,249 --> 01:40:24,992 If your bullet misses him, then my bullet will kiss you! 2033 01:40:25,653 --> 01:40:28,657 Don't worry, brother. This time I will aim his head! 2034 01:40:28,723 --> 01:40:29,793 Move! 2035 01:40:29,858 --> 01:40:31,860 Pinto! Kill him! 2036 01:40:32,260 --> 01:40:35,332 No, sir! I beg of you, sir! I beg of you! 2037 01:40:35,663 --> 01:40:37,267 I have still not got married. 2038 01:40:37,331 --> 01:40:39,333 A girl's family is coming to see me next week. 2039 01:40:39,400 --> 01:40:40,811 Sir, please. Leave me! - I will leave you! 2040 01:40:40,869 --> 01:40:43,008 I'll let go of you. First leave me! Leave! 2041 01:40:43,271 --> 01:40:44,477 Sorry, sir! Sorry, sir! - You fool. 2042 01:40:45,607 --> 01:40:46,677 On one condition! 2043 01:40:50,678 --> 01:40:53,818 We won't kill him! - Very good, sir! Good! Good! 2044 01:40:53,881 --> 01:40:55,360 You will kill him! - Very good! 2045 01:40:55,416 --> 01:40:57,362 No, sir! No! Don't do this! 2046 01:40:57,418 --> 01:41:00,956 Sir, I have never even killed a fly! How will I kill a man, sir? 2047 01:41:01,022 --> 01:41:05,027 Albert! Teach him how to kill a fly! 2048 01:41:05,360 --> 01:41:06,430 Papa! 2049 01:41:08,296 --> 01:41:12,711 Sir! Sir! Sir! You seem to be an intelligent man, sir. 2050 01:41:14,435 --> 01:41:16,711 Genius, sir! You are so handsome, sir. 2051 01:41:16,904 --> 01:41:20,716 Leave me, sir. I hope you understand my problem, sir. 2052 01:41:20,775 --> 01:41:22,846 Kill! - What, sir? 2053 01:41:24,579 --> 01:41:26,786 A fly! - Fly? 2054 01:41:31,852 --> 01:41:35,322 Lovingly. it's a female. - Female. 2055 01:41:35,389 --> 01:41:36,527 It shouldn't hurt her. 2056 01:41:39,327 --> 01:41:40,397 Okay, sir! 2057 01:41:41,329 --> 01:41:42,535 The glass shouldn't break! 2058 01:41:42,931 --> 01:41:45,741 The glass shouldn't break! And I should kill the fly too! 2059 01:41:45,800 --> 01:41:47,871 How is that possible, sir! You people have.. 2060 01:41:49,737 --> 01:41:52,547 God is looking! God will punish everybody! 2061 01:41:52,607 --> 01:41:53,677 Kill! Kill! 2062 01:41:54,742 --> 01:41:56,415 Kill! Otherwise I will beat you! 2063 01:41:57,011 --> 01:41:58,081 Fools! 2064 01:41:59,480 --> 01:42:03,087 Sir, she flew away! Sir! - No! No! 2065 01:42:03,618 --> 01:42:05,359 Chandu! Do something! 2066 01:42:05,420 --> 01:42:07,366 Otherwise the diamonds worth 20 crores.. 2067 01:42:07,421 --> 01:42:08,957 ..Will go with the car! 2068 01:42:09,691 --> 01:42:10,965 Now only God will do something! 2069 01:42:11,359 --> 01:42:13,965 God! God! God! 2070 01:42:14,028 --> 01:42:16,975 God! God, do something! 2071 01:42:17,031 --> 01:42:19,443 Lord Ganesh! What are You looking at? Say something! 2072 01:42:19,500 --> 01:42:20,570 Excuse me! 2073 01:42:20,902 --> 01:42:21,972 You? - You? 2074 01:42:23,104 --> 01:42:24,913 You both and here! 2075 01:42:24,972 --> 01:42:26,451 You both should be ashamed! 2076 01:42:26,774 --> 01:42:31,382 You both hit that poor, innocent, naive, simple.. 2077 01:42:31,446 --> 01:42:33,392 ..Loving Laxminarayan and ran away. 2078 01:42:33,447 --> 01:42:34,926 We are paying the price of that mistake! 2079 01:42:34,983 --> 01:42:36,394 Actually we thought he is that Laxminarayan.. 2080 01:42:36,450 --> 01:42:38,396 ..Who was going to buy the car. -But .. 2081 01:42:38,453 --> 01:42:39,523 ..He wasn't that Laxminarayan. 2082 01:42:39,721 --> 01:42:40,791 Which car? 2083 01:42:40,855 --> 01:42:41,993 There is a wrecked car, ma'am! 2084 01:42:42,390 --> 01:42:43,460 It didn't sell for 7 months. 2085 01:42:43,525 --> 01:42:45,801 It would have been so good if it had not been sold for 2 days more! 2086 01:42:46,394 --> 01:42:47,930 Are you talking about 6121? 2087 01:42:47,995 --> 01:42:49,065 Yes! - How do you know? 2088 01:42:49,931 --> 01:42:52,411 That wrecked, unlucky car is mine! 2089 01:42:52,467 --> 01:42:54,469 Please send your bank executive tomorrow. 2090 01:42:55,403 --> 01:42:57,474 I will pay all the remaining EMIs. 2091 01:42:57,538 --> 01:42:58,676 20 crores! 2092 01:42:58,739 --> 01:43:00,480 Ma'am, even if you give 75%, it will be fine. 2093 01:43:00,741 --> 01:43:03,950 Are you mad? - 25%! Fine! Give 5%! 2094 01:43:04,679 --> 01:43:05,749 O no! 2095 01:43:07,415 --> 01:43:10,487 Oh! Hi, Jia! - Hi, Laila! 2096 01:43:11,953 --> 01:43:14,024 No, no, no! - Congrats! 2097 01:43:14,088 --> 01:43:17,433 Your car has been sold for 10 lakhs! - Is that so? 2098 01:43:17,959 --> 01:43:19,029 The papers are ready! 2099 01:43:19,427 --> 01:43:22,636 And Laxminarayan will come at 4 with the payment. 2100 01:43:22,897 --> 01:43:26,435 Here is 50% of the advance! - No, no! 2101 01:43:26,501 --> 01:43:27,571 I don't need this now! I have changed my mind! 2102 01:43:27,635 --> 01:43:28,841 I don't want to sell this car! 2103 01:43:29,036 --> 01:43:32,506 Are you joking? Here are the car documents. Read it. 2104 01:43:33,441 --> 01:43:36,650 I don't want to sell this car! 2105 01:43:37,044 --> 01:43:39,183 Okay! - Do I look like a fool to you? 2106 01:43:39,580 --> 01:43:42,857 No! But I am taking this car! - Over my dead body! 2107 01:43:42,917 --> 01:43:46,592 This is my car! - I made it a car! - Is that so? 2108 01:43:46,654 --> 01:43:48,463 I have spent money on it! -What nonsense! 2109 01:43:48,522 --> 01:43:49,660 Look at this! 2110 01:43:49,724 --> 01:43:51,465 I have put up the headlights! 2111 01:43:51,525 --> 01:43:54,199 And this paint! I got it painted! Got it? 2112 01:43:56,464 --> 01:43:57,534 And? And? And? 2113 01:43:57,598 --> 01:44:00,477 And what else? And! And! Look at the tyres! So old! 2114 01:44:00,534 --> 01:44:04,607 I paid the money! I got it changed! Look! 2115 01:44:05,673 --> 01:44:07,084 Open your eyes and see! 2116 01:44:08,476 --> 01:44:09,546 Hello! 2117 01:44:17,485 --> 01:44:18,555 Ma'am! - Excuse me, ma'am. 2118 01:44:18,619 --> 01:44:21,099 With great toil you sold this car. And she was refusing. 2119 01:44:21,155 --> 01:44:22,691 So Chandni made her unconscious. 2120 01:44:22,757 --> 01:44:24,566 Am I right, Chandni? - Yes! Yes! Yes! 2121 01:44:24,625 --> 01:44:26,571 Well done! Very good! - Wow! Good work, Chandni! 2122 01:44:28,496 --> 01:44:32,638 If you were hitting her, then why were you standing behind me? 2123 01:44:36,103 --> 01:44:37,776 Ma'am! - Ma'am, please! 2124 01:44:38,039 --> 01:44:39,712 Dad, please! Think once more! 2125 01:44:39,907 --> 01:44:42,581 Even I am thinking that we should leave soon. 2126 01:44:42,643 --> 01:44:43,849 We are getting late. Got it? 2127 01:44:45,513 --> 01:44:46,924 20 crores! 2128 01:44:48,115 --> 01:44:49,719 Bring water! Ma'am is fainting! 2129 01:44:49,784 --> 01:44:51,730 Let her faint! Bring the car and let's run away! - Okay! 2130 01:44:51,785 --> 01:44:52,923 Hey! Hello! Hello! Hello! 2131 01:44:52,987 --> 01:44:56,059 It's my diamond! Because the car is in my showroom! 2132 01:44:56,524 --> 01:44:57,594 Excuse me. 2133 01:44:57,659 --> 01:45:00,731 Diamond is mine. Because the car is mine. 2134 01:45:00,795 --> 01:45:03,139 But we found the diamond! - So it's ours. 2135 01:45:03,531 --> 01:45:04,669 Yes! - No, it is ours. 2136 01:45:04,732 --> 01:45:05,733 How can she.. 2137 01:45:11,072 --> 01:45:12,142 Quiet! 2138 01:45:13,541 --> 01:45:16,147 The diamond belongs to all four of us! Okay! 2139 01:45:17,144 --> 01:45:18,623 Okay! - Okay! 2140 01:45:18,679 --> 01:45:21,285 But if Laxminarayan came to buy the car then? 2141 01:45:21,949 --> 01:45:24,156 We will sell him the car! - What! - What! 2142 01:45:24,218 --> 01:45:25,561 What! - But we will remove.. 2143 01:45:25,619 --> 01:45:26,689 ..The diamonds before that! 2144 01:45:26,954 --> 01:45:29,628 You too! Dad, you never listen to me! 2145 01:45:29,691 --> 01:45:32,763 The queen of my dreams, when will you come? 2146 01:45:32,827 --> 01:45:34,829 Hello. - Hello, Laxminarayan! 2147 01:45:34,895 --> 01:45:36,772 Laila here! - Yes! 2148 01:45:37,097 --> 01:45:39,168 Can you come after an hour! 2149 01:45:40,568 --> 01:45:41,638 After an hour! 2150 01:45:41,702 --> 01:45:45,309 Actually it will take some more time to get the papers ready. 2151 01:45:45,973 --> 01:45:48,977 Fine. You know my nature. I will come after an hour. 2152 01:45:49,043 --> 01:45:51,182 You are so sweet. Thank you so much. 2153 01:45:52,046 --> 01:45:53,116 Hurry up! 2154 01:45:53,848 --> 01:45:55,657 Here! You stopped me! 2155 01:45:56,117 --> 01:45:57,994 While going for an auspicious deed, you shouldn't stop! 2156 01:45:58,052 --> 01:45:59,326 Fool! - Okay! Okay! 2157 01:45:59,854 --> 01:46:00,924 Come on! Let's have coffee! 2158 01:46:01,589 --> 01:46:03,000 Coffee? This in the room.. 2159 01:46:03,057 --> 01:46:05,196 Where will you roam with this? Let's keep it in the locker. 2160 01:46:05,659 --> 01:46:07,138 Will it be safe in the locker? - Of course! Come! 2161 01:46:07,195 --> 01:46:08,265 Come! - Fine! 2162 01:46:10,198 --> 01:46:13,611 Hello, sir! - Sir! Keep this bag safely! 2163 01:46:13,668 --> 01:46:14,738 I will return in an hour. 2164 01:46:15,202 --> 01:46:16,340 No problem, sir. 2165 01:46:17,605 --> 01:46:19,676 Laxminarayan! Room number! - 504! 2166 01:46:21,008 --> 01:46:22,681 One, two, three. One, two, three. 2167 01:46:22,743 --> 01:46:24,017 Right, sir? - Yes! Carefully! 2168 01:46:27,948 --> 01:46:29,018 Plan has changed. 2169 01:46:29,617 --> 01:46:31,688 It means now I don't have to shoot him, right? 2170 01:46:31,752 --> 01:46:34,028 Thank you, sir. - What's the hurry? 2171 01:46:34,088 --> 01:46:35,692 You will have to kill him. - Sir, why? 2172 01:46:35,756 --> 01:46:37,702 But using a bomb and not a gun. 2173 01:46:38,626 --> 01:46:43,632 Pinto, manufacture such a bomb which explodes. 2174 01:46:43,697 --> 01:46:45,836 I am a diploma holder. Am I right, papa? 2175 01:46:45,900 --> 01:46:50,849 Albert! Bring a bag similar to the one he kept in the locker. 2176 01:46:51,639 --> 01:46:53,050 We will fill that bag with bomb. 2177 01:46:54,375 --> 01:47:00,189 Then.. we will exchange it. We will have 9 lakhs. 2178 01:47:00,915 --> 01:47:02,189 And he will have bomb. 2179 01:47:04,652 --> 01:47:07,724 He will press the remote. - Me? 2180 01:47:08,256 --> 01:47:09,326 How can do it? 2181 01:47:09,657 --> 01:47:10,727 Shut up. 2182 01:47:10,791 --> 01:47:13,203 He hit me. 2183 01:47:16,064 --> 01:47:17,407 One, two, three. - He is a fool. 2184 01:47:18,199 --> 01:47:21,271 For that poor man's money, he is killing him with a bomb. 2185 01:47:22,269 --> 01:47:25,682 Brother, he only took your goods. Shall I kill him? 2186 01:47:25,740 --> 01:47:26,810 Wait! What are you doing? 2187 01:47:27,207 --> 01:47:30,814 We will kill him in his style! - Meaning with a bomb? 2188 01:47:30,878 --> 01:47:33,688 Yes! And now we don't have to worry about.. 2189 01:47:33,747 --> 01:47:36,421 ..Finding a similar bag. 2190 01:47:38,286 --> 01:47:40,095 Really, brother. You have it. 2191 01:47:42,089 --> 01:47:43,693 What? - Brother, bag! 2192 01:47:44,692 --> 01:47:45,762 See this. 2193 01:47:45,826 --> 01:47:47,897 The bomb can explode if you touch it. 2194 01:47:48,696 --> 01:47:49,766 What shall I do? 2195 01:47:49,830 --> 01:47:50,968 Keep it in this! Hurry up! 2196 01:47:51,699 --> 01:47:52,769 Fine, papa! 2197 01:47:54,835 --> 01:47:58,112 Now let me go! Let me go, papa! - Papa! 2198 01:47:58,706 --> 01:48:01,118 He is calling you papa like us, papa! 2199 01:48:02,043 --> 01:48:03,113 You fools. 2200 01:48:03,177 --> 01:48:04,247 Welcome to the family! - Thank you! 2201 01:48:04,312 --> 01:48:05,791 Can I leave now? - Papa, a photo! 2202 01:48:08,716 --> 01:48:09,786 Fool! 2203 01:48:10,718 --> 01:48:12,994 Correct, sir? - 505! Thank you.. 2204 01:48:14,321 --> 01:48:15,800 What are you doing, sir? It will explode! 2205 01:48:15,857 --> 01:48:17,803 What, sir? - Sir, bag! 2206 01:48:18,259 --> 01:48:19,795 Oh! Bag! - New bag, sir! 2207 01:48:20,728 --> 01:48:22,264 Okay, sir! - All right, sir! 2208 01:48:22,329 --> 01:48:24,935 All right! Okay, sir! Sir, thank you! Sir, thank you, very much! 2209 01:48:27,735 --> 01:48:28,941 Marvellous acting! 2210 01:48:37,745 --> 01:48:38,815 Good morning, sir! 2211 01:48:41,949 --> 01:48:44,293 You too have to keep the bag for safe depositing, sir? 2212 01:48:44,952 --> 01:48:46,022 How do you know? - Albert! 2213 01:48:46,087 --> 01:48:47,157 Albert! Pinto! 2214 01:48:47,221 --> 01:48:48,291 You both go and exchange the bags! 2215 01:48:48,756 --> 01:48:50,827 Papa, the entire hotel staff is here! 2216 01:48:50,892 --> 01:48:52,769 It's a serious work, Papa! You know. 2217 01:48:52,827 --> 01:48:53,897 Yes, so much tension. 2218 01:48:56,096 --> 01:48:57,166 Laxminarayan! 2219 01:48:58,766 --> 01:49:00,302 Flirt with the girl standing behind me. 2220 01:49:01,102 --> 01:49:02,172 Who! Me? 2221 01:49:02,236 --> 01:49:03,306 You! Who else! 2222 01:49:03,904 --> 01:49:07,181 Misbehave with her! She will scream! Help! Help! 2223 01:49:07,775 --> 01:49:08,981 I will come and beat you! 2224 01:49:09,309 --> 01:49:11,789 All the hotel staff will gather here! 2225 01:49:12,179 --> 01:49:13,988 They both will go and exchange the bags! 2226 01:49:14,248 --> 01:49:15,318 Simple! 2227 01:49:15,783 --> 01:49:18,320 Sir! Sir! Sir, I beg of you! 2228 01:49:18,986 --> 01:49:24,527 Papa! Papa, my father! DM! District Magistrate! 2229 01:49:24,792 --> 01:49:27,329 My great-grandfather. Chief Justice! Bhatinda! 2230 01:49:28,329 --> 01:49:30,536 Nobody in my family has misbehaved with a girl. 2231 01:49:30,798 --> 01:49:31,868 You are telling me to do it? 2232 01:49:31,932 --> 01:49:33,878 I don't know how to misbehave with a girl, papa. 2233 01:49:33,934 --> 01:49:35,004 What is there to do? 2234 01:49:36,003 --> 01:49:39,951 Go to her and say.. will you come. She will get irritated. 2235 01:49:41,008 --> 01:49:42,544 Go! How will you say it? 2236 01:49:45,346 --> 01:49:47,019 Will you come.. ma'am? 2237 01:49:47,081 --> 01:49:49,357 Ma'am! Is she your sister? - No! No! No! 2238 01:49:49,817 --> 01:49:50,887 Will you come? 2239 01:49:50,951 --> 01:49:52,021 Fools! 2240 01:49:52,419 --> 01:49:53,557 Will you come? 2241 01:49:53,821 --> 01:49:56,233 You! - No, no! Which one? Which one? 2242 01:49:56,290 --> 01:49:57,360 The one who is standing behind me! 2243 01:49:57,425 --> 01:49:58,495 I really don't remember. 2244 01:49:58,892 --> 01:50:00,894 Sir, left or right? 2245 01:50:01,428 --> 01:50:02,498 Left! 2246 01:50:02,563 --> 01:50:03,906 Sir, my left or your left? 2247 01:50:03,964 --> 01:50:05,034 Somebody make him quiet! 2248 01:50:05,099 --> 01:50:06,169 Your left! 2249 01:50:06,233 --> 01:50:11,842 Sir! Sir! Sir, there are two girls to my left! 2250 01:50:11,906 --> 01:50:13,249 Fools! 2251 01:50:13,307 --> 01:50:14,377 The one in pink dress. 2252 01:50:15,443 --> 01:50:16,581 One, two, three. 2253 01:50:17,177 --> 01:50:18,247 Sir, there are two girls wearing pink dress. 2254 01:50:18,312 --> 01:50:19,382 Light pink or dark pink, sir? 2255 01:50:19,446 --> 01:50:20,925 Laxminarayan! - No! 2256 01:50:20,982 --> 01:50:22,586 You do one thing! - Yes, sir! 2257 01:50:22,983 --> 01:50:26,192 I will go and misbehave with her! And you beat me! 2258 01:50:27,254 --> 01:50:32,203 My pleasure, sir! I mean.. I mean with my hand or leg, sir? 2259 01:50:32,259 --> 01:50:34,466 Leg! - Left or right, sir? 2260 01:50:34,862 --> 01:50:36,466 You can beat me any way you want! 2261 01:50:36,530 --> 01:50:38,066 You can beat me any way you want! 2262 01:50:38,131 --> 01:50:40,407 You beat me! Otherwise I will kill you! 2263 01:50:42,402 --> 01:50:44,075 I.. I am going to misbehave with her. 2264 01:50:44,872 --> 01:50:46,283 Best of luck. Papa! - From my side too.. 2265 01:50:46,340 --> 01:50:47,410 Good luck! Best of luck! 2266 01:50:49,877 --> 01:50:50,947 Everybody say! 2267 01:50:51,011 --> 01:50:52,957 Fool! -You always ask.. 2268 01:50:53,014 --> 01:50:54,288 ..Right or left! - Sorry, sir! 2269 01:50:54,348 --> 01:50:55,418 Just enjoy life! Look! 2270 01:50:56,283 --> 01:50:59,287 Fool! - Look how papa does it! 2271 01:51:01,889 --> 01:51:02,959 Will you come? 2272 01:51:03,023 --> 01:51:04,434 One, two, three. 2273 01:51:06,093 --> 01:51:07,436 My room or your room? 2274 01:51:09,230 --> 01:51:12,302 What? - Listen! Come! 2275 01:51:12,366 --> 01:51:14,903 Sorry! Sorry! Look, I am not that kind of a man! 2276 01:51:14,968 --> 01:51:16,106 I am also not that kind of a woman. 2277 01:51:16,169 --> 01:51:18,308 Don't you have father or brother at home? 2278 01:51:18,372 --> 01:51:20,978 Why are you acting smugly? Look, it's off season! 2279 01:51:21,308 --> 01:51:22,981 I will give you a discount of 50%. - Look, please! 2280 01:51:23,043 --> 01:51:24,522 A girl is flirting with papa! 2281 01:51:24,578 --> 01:51:25,989 Come! Come! - Help! 2282 01:51:26,046 --> 01:51:27,457 Come! - Help! 2283 01:51:27,515 --> 01:51:29,517 I will do whatever you say! - Don't touch me! Please! 2284 01:51:29,583 --> 01:51:31,324 Come! Please! - Beat me! -Excuse me! 2285 01:51:31,385 --> 01:51:32,989 Excuse me, guys! Try and understand! 2286 01:51:33,320 --> 01:51:34,390 Don't do it! - I will take whatever you give me! 2287 01:51:34,455 --> 01:51:35,525 Don't touch me! Everybody is watching! - Come! 2288 01:51:35,589 --> 01:51:36,932 Excuse me! - Beat me! 2289 01:51:36,991 --> 01:51:38,061 Excuse me! - Beat me! 2290 01:51:38,125 --> 01:51:40,469 Aren't you ashamed to tease a woman who is like your mother? 2291 01:51:40,527 --> 01:51:42,939 No, no! He is not misbehaving with me! - Beat me! 2292 01:51:42,997 --> 01:51:44,135 Beat me! Hard! 2293 01:51:44,198 --> 01:51:45,541 What are you doing? He is my customer! - Beat me hard! 2294 01:51:45,933 --> 01:51:47,003 Why don't you beat me? 2295 01:51:47,067 --> 01:51:49,013 Leave! - Don't touch me! Please! Hey, beat me. 2296 01:51:49,069 --> 01:51:50,139 Beat me! - Leave! 2297 01:51:51,138 --> 01:51:53,948 Leave him! What are you doing? 2298 01:51:54,542 --> 01:51:57,148 He is my customer! Leave him! Why are you beating him! 2299 01:51:57,211 --> 01:52:00,021 Leave him! - Ladies and gentlemen! 2300 01:52:00,081 --> 01:52:03,961 Look at this! - Hit him. 2301 01:52:04,017 --> 01:52:07,021 Come and see this! 2302 01:52:07,355 --> 01:52:10,359 He was teasing a woman! He was teasing a woman! 2303 01:52:11,291 --> 01:52:12,361 He was teasing a woman! 2304 01:52:12,426 --> 01:52:14,372 O my God! 2305 01:52:14,962 --> 01:52:16,032 Idiot! 2306 01:52:18,498 --> 01:52:22,173 I won't spare you! You have harassed me! 2307 01:52:23,370 --> 01:52:24,440 Stupid man! 2308 01:52:24,504 --> 01:52:26,245 Why happened? - Leave! Leave! 2309 01:52:26,974 --> 01:52:30,046 What are you doing? Leave! What happened? 2310 01:52:30,110 --> 01:52:31,180 Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! 2311 01:52:31,512 --> 01:52:32,582 42! 2312 01:52:33,180 --> 01:52:34,250 Laxminarayan! 2313 01:52:34,582 --> 01:52:36,584 I think I am destined to kill him! 2314 01:52:36,650 --> 01:52:38,652 Stand straight! Stand straight otherwise I will beat you more! 2315 01:52:40,988 --> 01:52:43,594 An unlucky man is being beaten! - Amita, come! 2316 01:52:43,657 --> 01:52:45,068 Go and help! - Go and see! 2317 01:52:45,125 --> 01:52:46,729 GO! - Go- 2318 01:52:49,463 --> 01:52:50,533 The door! 2319 01:52:51,598 --> 01:52:54,545 I have hit him! Now call the police! Call the police! 2320 01:52:54,601 --> 01:52:55,671 Call the police. 2321 01:52:55,736 --> 01:52:57,545 No, no, no! Sir, please don't do that! - Police! 2322 01:52:57,605 --> 01:53:00,017 Police! - No police! Please, sir! 2323 01:53:00,073 --> 01:53:02,553 Sir, don't do that. - Police! - My hotel is a very good.. 2324 01:53:05,545 --> 01:53:06,615 One, two, three. 2325 01:53:06,680 --> 01:53:08,557 Police! Call the police! - No. 2326 01:53:08,615 --> 01:53:12,358 You are right. No need to call the police. The work is over! 2327 01:53:12,419 --> 01:53:13,625 No police! No police! - The work is over! 2328 01:53:13,687 --> 01:53:15,633 Mummy, papa won't do this again! 2329 01:53:15,689 --> 01:53:17,566 Papa, say sorry to mummy! Come on! 2330 01:53:17,624 --> 01:53:18,694 End the matter, sir. 2331 01:53:20,361 --> 01:53:21,431 Sorry! 2332 01:53:23,030 --> 01:53:24,100 You thrashed me badly! 2333 01:53:24,165 --> 01:53:26,042 He thrashed you so badly, papa. 2334 01:53:26,367 --> 01:53:27,437 Like a dog! 2335 01:53:27,501 --> 01:53:31,176 You said to beat papa! - But not so badly! 2336 01:53:34,041 --> 01:53:35,111 Please, let me go! 2337 01:53:35,175 --> 01:53:37,246 You guys got what you wanted. Please! 2338 01:53:37,311 --> 01:53:38,449 Papa, he too thrashed you. 2339 01:53:39,046 --> 01:53:41,583 He thrashed papa black and blue! 2340 01:53:41,649 --> 01:53:43,128 He is a dangerous man. 2341 01:53:43,451 --> 01:53:45,795 He even knows the size of your underwear. 2342 01:53:46,053 --> 01:53:47,259 Papa! - Papa! 2343 01:53:47,320 --> 01:53:49,061 That Laxminarayan is running away with the bag! 2344 01:53:49,122 --> 01:53:50,795 Here you are, sir! Right, sir! 2345 01:53:52,059 --> 01:53:53,129 Hey! Hey! - Where are you going? 2346 01:53:53,193 --> 01:53:54,672 You too get your bag! 2347 01:53:55,062 --> 01:53:56,803 I will press the remote from here. The bomb will explode. 2348 01:53:57,064 --> 01:54:00,136 Not from here. Take him. Take him from here. - Fool! 2349 01:54:00,200 --> 01:54:01,270 Come! - Come on! 2350 01:54:05,405 --> 01:54:07,612 One, two, three. 2351 01:54:08,609 --> 01:54:10,145 One, two, three. - Come on, boss. 2352 01:54:10,611 --> 01:54:12,284 One, two, three. One, two, three. 2353 01:54:12,346 --> 01:54:15,156 One, two, three. One, two, three. 2354 01:54:15,215 --> 01:54:17,161 Coming in this world is free. 2355 01:54:17,417 --> 01:54:19,158 Leaving the world is free. 2356 01:54:19,219 --> 01:54:21,096 Shall I press the button? - Press the button. 2357 01:54:21,154 --> 01:54:23,156 Not now! Not now! - One two, three. One two, three. 2358 01:54:23,223 --> 01:54:24,293 Come on! Sit in the car! 2359 01:54:24,358 --> 01:54:26,167 Papa.. - Come on! - Please let me go! Get him in! Please 2360 01:54:30,097 --> 01:54:31,701 Press the button! - Which one, papa? 2361 01:54:32,099 --> 01:54:33,169 The left one. 2362 01:54:33,233 --> 01:54:35,179 Now you can't even ask whose left. 2363 01:54:35,235 --> 01:54:37,442 Because left is the same for all of us. 2364 01:54:38,105 --> 01:54:42,520 Aim at Yadav, Laxmi! And Khujli, you aim at Laxmi! 2365 01:54:43,110 --> 01:54:44,521 Today, either he or he will die. 2366 01:54:46,446 --> 01:54:47,516 One! 2367 01:54:47,581 --> 01:54:48,855 One.. two.. three. 2368 01:54:49,116 --> 01:54:53,189 It didn't explode! It didn't explode! 2369 01:54:53,520 --> 01:54:56,126 Idiot! I think it's not in the range! 2370 01:54:56,523 --> 01:54:58,525 Albert! Take the car closer. 2371 01:54:59,126 --> 01:55:01,128 It's like that. So heat it up! 2372 01:55:01,194 --> 01:55:02,332 It's like that. Yeah! 2373 01:55:02,729 --> 01:55:04,731 It's like that. So heat it up! - Brother.. 2374 01:55:04,798 --> 01:55:06,539 Brother, I think they know that we are following them! 2375 01:55:06,600 --> 01:55:07,670 They are increasing the speed! 2376 01:55:07,734 --> 01:55:09,736 I will speed up the car! You aim! 2377 01:55:10,137 --> 01:55:11,548 1,2, 3. 2378 01:55:12,139 --> 01:55:13,550 One two three. Drive faster! 2379 01:55:13,607 --> 01:55:14,677 We are getting late! 2380 01:55:14,742 --> 01:55:16,221 Don't you know my nature! 2381 01:55:16,276 --> 01:55:17,550 Papa, it didn't explode! 2382 01:55:18,145 --> 01:55:20,557 Why doesn't it explode? Why doesn't it explode? 2383 01:55:20,614 --> 01:55:21,684 Drive closer! 2384 01:55:21,748 --> 01:55:23,694 Brother! Brother, he is in my range. Shall I shoot? 2385 01:55:23,751 --> 01:55:26,561 Hang on! First we have to find out where is the diamond. - Yes! 2386 01:55:26,620 --> 01:55:30,295 I will speed up. One, two, three.. 2387 01:55:30,757 --> 01:55:32,566 It didn't explode. it's like that. Yeah! 2388 01:55:32,626 --> 01:55:34,162 It's like that. So heat it up! 2389 01:55:34,227 --> 01:55:35,570 Papa! - Yes! it's like that. Yeah! 2390 01:55:35,629 --> 01:55:36,699 The car in the rear wants to overtake. 2391 01:55:36,763 --> 01:55:38,174 Shall I let him do it? - Papa.. 2392 01:55:38,232 --> 01:55:40,178 ..Tell him if he let's him overtake.. 2393 01:55:40,233 --> 01:55:41,576 ..our car will be in the middle and we won't be in the range! Mad.. 2394 01:55:41,635 --> 01:55:43,239 I say crush him! 2395 01:55:44,305 --> 01:55:45,716 One, two, three. One, two, three. 2396 01:55:45,772 --> 01:55:47,251 One, two, three. One, two, three. 2397 01:55:51,244 --> 01:55:53,246 One, two, three. 2398 01:55:56,583 --> 01:55:58,790 Laxminarayan, it's your first murder! Shoot! 2399 01:56:04,325 --> 01:56:05,599 One, two, three. 2400 01:56:08,595 --> 01:56:10,597 For the sake of your mother, shoot! 2401 01:56:11,198 --> 01:56:12,734 One, two, three. One, two, three. 2402 01:56:14,734 --> 01:56:15,804 It exploded! It exploded! 2403 01:56:16,403 --> 01:56:17,473 Papa! 2404 01:56:17,538 --> 01:56:19,211 What could I do.. - Hey! 2405 01:56:27,815 --> 01:56:29,294 Papa, he is running away! Catch him.. 2406 01:56:29,550 --> 01:56:30,620 No, papa! 2407 01:56:30,684 --> 01:56:31,754 I was going to take your permission. 2408 01:56:32,619 --> 01:56:34,223 May I take your leave please? Please. 2409 01:56:34,288 --> 01:56:38,236 No! You can't leave until he doesn't die! Follow him! 2410 01:56:40,760 --> 01:56:44,230 You miss still water and dead grandma a lot. 2411 01:56:44,297 --> 01:56:46,299 Yes, brother! -Why are you looking at my face? 2412 01:56:46,366 --> 01:56:48,312 We shouldn't spare Yadav! Come on! - Where, brother? 2413 01:56:51,772 --> 01:56:53,308 Dad! Dad, listen! Listen! 2414 01:56:53,640 --> 01:56:55,642 Dad, she is fooling you! 2415 01:56:58,245 --> 01:57:00,987 Son, you too be fooled. Its great fun! 2416 01:57:02,249 --> 01:57:03,319 Laila! 2417 01:57:04,651 --> 01:57:07,791 Laxminarayan, you have come! Come! Please come! 2418 01:57:07,854 --> 01:57:09,333 Please come! - Here! 2419 01:57:09,389 --> 01:57:10,459 So nice to see you! - Its 9 lakhs! 2420 01:57:11,258 --> 01:57:12,328 Here. - Thank you! 2421 01:57:12,392 --> 01:57:13,462 And where is my car? 2422 01:57:13,794 --> 01:57:16,331 Polishing is going on! You guys hurry up! 2423 01:57:16,396 --> 01:57:17,670 Laxminarayan has come! 2424 01:57:17,731 --> 01:57:20,337 And its cash. Count it. Fine? Count it. - Okay. 2425 01:57:20,401 --> 01:57:21,471 Yes.. - Count it properly. 2426 01:57:24,270 --> 01:57:25,340 What is this? 2427 01:57:25,405 --> 01:57:27,009 I got bundles of 10s. What to do? 2428 01:57:27,675 --> 01:57:28,881 Is this bundle of 10s? 2429 01:57:29,276 --> 01:57:31,813 This is panty! She calls panty a bundle! 2430 01:57:32,613 --> 01:57:33,683 This is panty! 2431 01:57:34,281 --> 01:57:35,351 Panty! I had put the bundle in this! 2432 01:57:35,415 --> 01:57:37,292 How did the panties come here? 2433 01:57:37,351 --> 01:57:39,831 These are my designs! How did you get it? 2434 01:57:40,821 --> 01:57:41,891 Hi, Jia! 2435 01:57:43,290 --> 01:57:46,362 You! How dare you come in front of me! 2436 01:57:46,427 --> 01:57:50,307 You told Laxminarayan to take my samples and to kill me! 2437 01:57:50,363 --> 01:57:52,365 Wait and watch. I'll kill you. 2438 01:57:52,699 --> 01:57:54,372 Dad, is this what you told her? 2439 01:57:54,701 --> 01:57:56,305 First tell me who is she? 2440 01:57:56,369 --> 01:57:58,645 Dad, she is Jia. You had come for her designs. 2441 01:57:58,905 --> 01:58:00,851 I didn't even meet her. Greetings. 2442 01:58:00,908 --> 01:58:02,717 Greetings. Who is he? 2443 01:58:03,643 --> 01:58:05,316 I am Laxminarayan. Underwear and vest seller. 2444 01:58:06,847 --> 01:58:07,917 So who was he? 2445 01:58:08,315 --> 01:58:10,522 Hang on! Hang on! Who was who? - I.. 2446 01:58:11,318 --> 01:58:13,389 Dad, what's the matter? You didn't meet her? 2447 01:58:13,453 --> 01:58:16,332 You gave me this photo in the envelope. 2448 01:58:16,389 --> 01:58:17,459 So how could I have met her? 2449 01:58:17,524 --> 01:58:19,333 And this was for the other Laxminarayan. 2450 01:58:19,926 --> 01:58:23,339 Who is this other Laxminarayan? 2451 01:58:23,397 --> 01:58:24,740 There! There is Laxminarayan! 2452 01:58:24,798 --> 01:58:26,402 What kind of project have I accepted! 2453 01:58:26,466 --> 01:58:27,740 You have made me a dog! 2454 01:58:27,801 --> 01:58:28,871 Press the button! 2455 01:58:30,871 --> 01:58:31,941 Hey! 2456 01:58:35,342 --> 01:58:36,946 What kind of bomb have you manufactured! 2457 01:58:37,344 --> 01:58:39,346 It doesn't explode! - Laxmi.. 2458 01:58:39,413 --> 01:58:40,483 ..I have a diploma. 2459 01:58:40,547 --> 01:58:42,686 From where did you get the diploma? 2460 01:58:42,749 --> 01:58:45,355 Papa, we will go in front of him and press it! 2461 01:58:45,418 --> 01:58:47,762 Some things don't work from behind! 2462 01:58:47,821 --> 01:58:49,960 I had come to buy panties and I got a car. 2463 01:58:50,357 --> 01:58:52,359 That Laxminarayan had come to buy a car. 2464 01:58:52,425 --> 01:58:55,099 And he will get panties. 2465 01:58:55,495 --> 01:58:57,441 This is the same car which I wanted to buy! 2466 01:58:57,497 --> 01:58:58,567 Right said, Mr. Laxminarayan. 2467 01:58:58,632 --> 01:59:00,441 O my God! -Not that Laxminarayan! 2468 01:59:00,500 --> 01:59:01,706 God knows where he will be! 2469 01:59:02,702 --> 01:59:03,772 Excuse me, ma'am! 2470 01:59:03,837 --> 01:59:05,373 Excuse me, ma'am! Hey! Hey! Hey! 2471 01:59:06,439 --> 01:59:07,440 Excuse me, ma'am! 2472 01:59:07,507 --> 01:59:08,577 Excuse me, ma'am! Excuse me, sir? 2473 01:59:08,642 --> 01:59:10,451 Can I come in? Can I come in? 2474 01:59:11,712 --> 01:59:12,986 Can I say something, ma'am? - Sure. 2475 01:59:13,380 --> 01:59:15,656 Sir! Ma'am, I am the other Laxminarayan! I.. 2476 01:59:16,450 --> 01:59:19,920 Hey! He was in the room next to mine! He was the one! 2477 01:59:19,987 --> 01:59:21,057 Right, sir! 2478 01:59:21,121 --> 01:59:23,465 Ma'am, I had come to buy the car for Mr. Pipat! 2479 01:59:23,523 --> 01:59:25,799 Oh yeah! Mr. Pipat had called me! 2480 01:59:25,859 --> 01:59:27,805 Right, man! I am his man! - Oh! 2481 01:59:27,861 --> 01:59:29,465 Pipat's man! - Right, sir! 2482 01:59:29,529 --> 01:59:30,667 Tell me something. - Yes, sir! 2483 01:59:30,730 --> 01:59:32,471 Your Pipat.. - Yes, sir. 2484 01:59:32,532 --> 01:59:33,602 He doesn't have a wife? 2485 01:59:33,667 --> 01:59:36,614 No, no, sir! He has two wives! - Come on, dad! 2486 01:59:36,669 --> 01:59:37,943 Two wives? - Right, sir! 2487 01:59:38,004 --> 01:59:41,008 And he has kept a man too! What kind of man is he! 2488 01:59:42,008 --> 01:59:43,419 Let's go there! Come on! 2489 01:59:43,744 --> 01:59:46,816 Take this! Take your photo! I got it by mistake. Keep it! 2490 01:59:46,880 --> 01:59:49,486 And yes, sir! Sir, your photo! You had come to kill him, sir. 2491 01:59:50,550 --> 01:59:52,029 One, two.. 2492 01:59:52,952 --> 01:59:54,022 Why doesn't it explode? 2493 01:59:54,421 --> 01:59:56,162 Sir, you are a sharp shooter. 2494 01:59:56,423 --> 01:59:58,630 Sharp shooter. - Sharp shooter? - No. I sell underwear. 2495 01:59:58,825 --> 02:00:00,429 You didn't come to kill him? 2496 02:00:00,494 --> 02:00:01,632 Then who had come to kill him? 2497 02:00:03,430 --> 02:00:04,966 Third Laxminarayan! He came to me! 2498 02:00:07,033 --> 02:00:08,979 Brother, there! There! Stop! Stop! Stop! 2499 02:00:10,437 --> 02:00:11,507 Pinto, press it! 2500 02:00:11,571 --> 02:00:12,641 No, no, no! Papa! 2501 02:00:12,706 --> 02:00:14,515 Please! Please! Don't press the remote! Please! 2502 02:00:15,575 --> 02:00:16,645 Why? 2503 02:00:16,710 --> 02:00:18,519 He is your papa? Greetings! 2504 02:00:18,578 --> 02:00:19,989 No, no, no! He is not my papa! 2505 02:00:20,046 --> 02:00:21,650 Everybody calls him papa. 2506 02:00:21,715 --> 02:00:23,456 So I also call him papa. Everybody's papa! 2507 02:00:23,517 --> 02:00:24,655 D'mello Yadav! Gangster! 2508 02:00:24,718 --> 02:00:26,527 Everybody say. Fools. 2509 02:00:26,987 --> 02:00:28,660 Nobody move! -Fools. 2510 02:00:28,989 --> 02:00:30,059 Otherwise I will shoot! 2511 02:00:30,791 --> 02:00:31,861 O my God! 2512 02:00:32,859 --> 02:00:34,861 Take whatever they have! Come on! 2513 02:00:34,928 --> 02:00:35,998 Laxminarayan! 2514 02:00:36,462 --> 02:00:38,464 You had come to kill me? - O my God! 2515 02:00:38,532 --> 02:00:39,875 D'mello Yadav! 2516 02:00:39,933 --> 02:00:42,004 One, two, three. One, two, three. 2517 02:00:42,669 --> 02:00:44,546 Ones.. - No, papa! No, papa! 2518 02:00:44,604 --> 02:00:46,675 Papa, don't press the remote. It will explode, papa! 2519 02:00:46,739 --> 02:00:48,218 Please, papa! -Hang on! 2520 02:00:48,541 --> 02:00:49,679 Please - Where is the bomb? 2521 02:00:49,742 --> 02:00:51,551 Sir! Sir, in your bag! 2522 02:00:51,611 --> 02:00:52,681 One. Two. Three.. 2523 02:00:53,880 --> 02:00:55,018 There is a bomb in my bag? 2524 02:00:56,483 --> 02:00:58,485 There is a bomb in my bag? - Yes! 2525 02:00:59,486 --> 02:01:00,556 Is this a bomb? 2526 02:01:02,889 --> 02:01:03,959 This is the cover of the bomb. 2527 02:01:04,824 --> 02:01:05,894 Then where is the bomb? 2528 02:01:06,226 --> 02:01:08,570 The bomb is in your bag, D'mello Yadav! 2529 02:01:08,628 --> 02:01:09,902 You? Who are you? 2530 02:01:10,564 --> 02:01:12,771 Laxminarayan! - The third one! 2531 02:01:12,832 --> 02:01:14,505 Orange is never hard. 2532 02:01:14,567 --> 02:01:16,240 And Batlya's enemy never has enough time. 2533 02:01:16,703 --> 02:01:17,773 Hey! Hey! 2534 02:01:18,905 --> 02:01:21,579 Your bomb will kill you. Give the remote. 2535 02:01:21,908 --> 02:01:23,046 Papa, don't listen to him. 2536 02:01:23,109 --> 02:01:25,111 We had changed the tag of the bag. Pinto, show it! 2537 02:01:25,178 --> 02:01:26,714 I had changed it! 2538 02:01:26,780 --> 02:01:30,523 Papa! Papa, I had myself changed the tag of the left bag.. 2539 02:01:30,584 --> 02:01:34,122 ..With the right one. 2540 02:01:34,187 --> 02:01:35,530 And I had changed the tag of the left bag with the right one. 2541 02:01:35,589 --> 02:01:38,263 And made everything all right! 2542 02:01:39,859 --> 02:01:41,805 I don't understand! 2543 02:01:42,596 --> 02:01:43,734 Can I say something? Can I.. 2544 02:01:44,531 --> 02:01:46,272 Okay! Can I say something? Please! Okay! 2545 02:01:46,533 --> 02:01:47,739 Please! Please! You guys drop the guns! 2546 02:01:47,800 --> 02:01:48,870 Please! Please! 2547 02:01:48,935 --> 02:01:50,937 Thank you, guys. Now you listen to me carefully. Okay! 2548 02:01:51,004 --> 02:01:52,540 Excuse me! Get me the table please! 2549 02:01:52,605 --> 02:01:53,743 The left one. Get me.. 2550 02:01:53,806 --> 02:01:56,753 .. The right one. Thank you very much. 2551 02:01:56,809 --> 02:01:59,153 Now tell me who changed the tag first? 2552 02:01:59,546 --> 02:02:00,616 I did it! I did it! 2553 02:02:00,680 --> 02:02:01,954 How did you change it? Show it. 2554 02:02:02,015 --> 02:02:04,552 I changed the tag of the left bag with the right one! 2555 02:02:04,617 --> 02:02:08,565 I see! When you did it then the left was your left or my left? 2556 02:02:09,957 --> 02:02:11,630 My, It was my left. 2557 02:02:12,092 --> 02:02:14,163 Then I shifted the left one to the centre. 2558 02:02:14,561 --> 02:02:16,632 And I changed the right one with the left one. 2559 02:02:16,696 --> 02:02:18,972 That's it. Simple. One, two, three. 2560 02:02:19,032 --> 02:02:20,841 BBC. Bomb. Bra. Cash. 2561 02:02:21,167 --> 02:02:22,646 One, two, three. One, two, three. 2562 02:02:22,702 --> 02:02:24,648 Then one two was made two one. 2563 02:02:24,704 --> 02:02:26,843 Then again one two was made two one. 2564 02:02:26,973 --> 02:02:28,646 And one was exchanged with three. 2565 02:02:28,709 --> 02:02:31,781 One, two, three. Absolutely clear and simple. 2566 02:02:31,845 --> 02:02:32,915 You guys get it? 2567 02:02:33,112 --> 02:02:34,182 No? 2568 02:02:34,914 --> 02:02:36,985 You.. One.. two.. three. 2569 02:02:38,118 --> 02:02:39,188 No? 2570 02:02:40,053 --> 02:02:41,123 You understood? 2571 02:02:42,589 --> 02:02:44,796 No, no, no.. I say press the remote. 2572 02:02:45,125 --> 02:02:46,661 The one which will explode, it has the bomb. 2573 02:02:46,926 --> 02:02:48,599 Sir, I think this is the best idea.. - Wonderful.. 2574 02:02:48,662 --> 02:02:49,732 "Considering that you guys are.. -Papa.. 2575 02:02:49,796 --> 02:02:51,002 ..Press it. 2576 02:02:51,598 --> 02:02:54,340 One.. two.. three. 2577 02:02:58,004 --> 02:02:59,677 You are slandering me since morning. 2578 02:03:01,141 --> 02:03:03,143 Is there a bomb? Or he is just pressing it. 2579 02:03:03,610 --> 02:03:06,216 No, sir. There is a bomb. I myself saw it. 2580 02:03:06,279 --> 02:03:08,350 But it doesn't explode. He has manufactured it. 2581 02:03:09,816 --> 02:03:11,352 Hold this. Show me the remote. 2582 02:03:12,152 --> 02:03:13,222 One.. two.. three. 2583 02:03:13,620 --> 02:03:16,692 The plus and minus signs are interchanged. 2584 02:03:16,756 --> 02:03:18,702 How will it explode? It should be the other way round? 2585 02:03:18,758 --> 02:03:25,300 Make minus as plus. And put the cap. And say one, two, three. 2586 02:03:26,032 --> 02:03:27,841 It exploded, papa? 2587 02:03:27,901 --> 02:03:29,642 It didn't explode! It didn't explode! It didn't explode! 2588 02:03:29,703 --> 02:03:30,841 It didn't explode! 2589 02:03:32,172 --> 02:03:33,845 Since morning you have been humiliating me! 2590 02:03:34,173 --> 02:03:35,243 You humiliated me in the car! 2591 02:03:35,308 --> 02:03:36,719 You've humiliated me a lot. 2592 02:03:36,977 --> 02:03:40,789 You humiliated me in front of these girls! I will.. 2593 02:03:40,847 --> 02:03:45,262 Hey! Rangeela's Jackie Shroff! Quiet! 2594 02:03:46,986 --> 02:03:49,057 You are beating me in front of everybody. 2595 02:03:50,924 --> 02:03:53,200 What can I do if the battery is not functioning! 2596 02:03:53,260 --> 02:03:55,740 Right! Right! isn't it better to open the bag and check? 2597 02:03:55,795 --> 02:03:57,274 Right! - No! 2598 02:03:57,330 --> 02:03:59,003 Now it's not about the bomb exploding! 2599 02:03:59,065 --> 02:04:01,204 It's about my honour! 2600 02:04:01,668 --> 02:04:02,738 Now until the bomb doesn't explode.. 2601 02:04:02,802 --> 02:04:04,941 ..Give me the gun! 2602 02:04:05,004 --> 02:04:08,076 Hey! - Give me the gun! Give me the gun! 2603 02:04:08,141 --> 02:04:09,745 Otherwise I will shoot! Give me the gun! - Give the gun! 2604 02:04:09,809 --> 02:04:10,879 Otherwise he will shoot himself! 2605 02:04:10,944 --> 02:04:12,218 Please! Give the gun! - Quiet! 2606 02:04:12,278 --> 02:04:13,689 You don't say anything! 2607 02:04:13,747 --> 02:04:15,420 I will explode you before the bomb explodes! 2608 02:04:16,082 --> 02:04:18,084 Albert, come here! - Fine.. 2609 02:04:18,151 --> 02:04:19,687 I am normal with you! 2610 02:04:20,220 --> 02:04:23,292 Go and buy two batteries from the shop. Go. 2611 02:04:23,356 --> 02:04:24,426 I don't have change. 2612 02:04:24,691 --> 02:04:25,761 Change! 2613 02:04:25,825 --> 02:04:28,772 I will give you. But bring it quickly. Go. Go. 2614 02:04:29,029 --> 02:04:30,099 Thanks. 2615 02:04:30,697 --> 02:04:31,767 Pinto! Pinto! 2616 02:04:31,831 --> 02:04:35,108 Why do you harp Pinto the whole day? 2617 02:04:35,702 --> 02:04:36,772 You pronounce it improperly! 2618 02:04:37,904 --> 02:04:40,783 He always add 'S' after an English word. 2619 02:04:40,840 --> 02:04:42,911 He makes us say fathers. 2620 02:04:43,710 --> 02:04:45,781 People have one father in the world. 2621 02:04:45,846 --> 02:04:47,792 And we have 5.5 lakhs fathers. 2622 02:04:47,847 --> 02:04:48,917 Right! 2623 02:04:48,982 --> 02:04:50,791 Papa, you shouldn't do that! - Yes! 2624 02:04:50,850 --> 02:04:53,126 Hey! I will thrash you! 2625 02:04:53,186 --> 02:04:55,792 Papa adds S. But why are you interfering? 2626 02:04:55,855 --> 02:04:58,335 I will thrash you. He is a fool.. 2627 02:04:58,391 --> 02:05:00,928 Pinto! I brought you from the street! 2628 02:05:01,728 --> 02:05:06,473 From the orphanage! I gave him clothes! I gave it to him! 2629 02:05:06,800 --> 02:05:10,873 So did I give an application? To adopt me? 2630 02:05:11,738 --> 02:05:15,481 Father dies in darkness and the son in a powerhouse. 2631 02:05:16,275 --> 02:05:21,156 Here are your clothes. Dramatic man! - Pinto! 2632 02:05:21,748 --> 02:05:24,820 You always beat me in front of others. - Pinto! 2633 02:05:25,752 --> 02:05:28,289 You always beat me in front of others. - Pinto! 2634 02:05:28,354 --> 02:05:29,833 What happened? - Listen to me! 2635 02:05:29,889 --> 02:05:30,959 Yes! - Listen! 2636 02:05:33,760 --> 02:05:36,297 Did you buy it from Pahadganj? - Yes. 2637 02:05:36,763 --> 02:05:38,834 Its Khurana's goods. - How did you know? 2638 02:05:38,898 --> 02:05:40,377 Only Khurana sells such cheap stuff. 2639 02:05:47,307 --> 02:05:48,377 Do you know? 2640 02:05:48,508 --> 02:05:52,786 Saying Calvin Klein, he gives us Khurana's goods. 2641 02:05:52,846 --> 02:05:54,325 He is a miser! 2642 02:05:54,380 --> 02:05:55,791 Calvin Klein doesn't make.. 2643 02:05:55,849 --> 02:05:56,919 .Such underwear. How could you say that? - You look good. 2644 02:05:56,983 --> 02:05:58,053 Ma'am, I am telling you. 2645 02:05:58,117 --> 02:05:59,187 Don't say it in public. 2646 02:05:59,252 --> 02:06:03,064 This man! Kills by giving electric shock. 2647 02:06:03,389 --> 02:06:06,859 During power cuts he kills by using the generator. 2648 02:06:07,861 --> 02:06:09,397 You don't cry. Ask him. 2649 02:06:09,796 --> 02:06:11,332 Shall I tell him what happened on Sunday? 2650 02:06:11,798 --> 02:06:13,869 This Sunday or previous Sunday? 2651 02:06:13,933 --> 02:06:15,344 Fool! You! - Sorry! 2652 02:06:16,336 --> 02:06:17,815 Sorry! Say it clearly! 2653 02:06:17,870 --> 02:06:20,077 Pinto! Pinto! Don't get angry! Don't get angry! 2654 02:06:20,140 --> 02:06:21,881 Batlya brother, you don't interfere. 2655 02:06:21,942 --> 02:06:24,081 Look, you are like my younger son. 2656 02:06:24,411 --> 02:06:25,890 Yes. That's why I am telling you. 2657 02:06:25,945 --> 02:06:28,357 Who killed your Hiralal? We did it. 2658 02:06:28,414 --> 02:06:32,885 Now where did Hiralal hide the jewellery? 2659 02:06:33,219 --> 02:06:36,223 We don't know! Tell me! 2660 02:06:36,289 --> 02:06:39,361 You know something. Memory has become weak! 2661 02:06:39,426 --> 02:06:43,238 Which diamond? What diamond? What car? 2662 02:06:43,296 --> 02:06:44,900 One, two, three. - This was the one! 2663 02:06:44,965 --> 02:06:47,036 One, two, three. One, two, three. 2664 02:06:47,100 --> 02:06:49,842 Papa, they both are the one! 2665 02:06:51,371 --> 02:06:53,851 Tell me! Where is the diamond? 2666 02:06:54,240 --> 02:06:55,310 I don't know! 2667 02:06:55,374 --> 02:06:56,853 Very good, Chandu! Don't tell him! 2668 02:06:56,910 --> 02:06:59,254 Even if you have to lay down your life! Don't tell him! 2669 02:06:59,312 --> 02:07:03,260 Okay! Chandu! Where is the diamond? 2670 02:07:03,316 --> 02:07:04,852 Stop it! What are you doing? 2671 02:07:04,918 --> 02:07:06,261 Tell him that it's in the petrol tank! 2672 02:07:06,319 --> 02:07:07,389 Petrol tank! 2673 02:07:07,854 --> 02:07:09,265 It's my diamond! - It's my diamond! 2674 02:07:09,322 --> 02:07:10,926 I have bought the car! Its mine! 2675 02:07:10,990 --> 02:07:12,936 I had come for the diamonds! - It is mine. - it's mine! 2676 02:07:12,992 --> 02:07:16,872 I have the gun! So the diamond is mine, papa! 2677 02:07:16,930 --> 02:07:19,410 But petrol tank is not opening. How to get the diamond? 2678 02:07:20,266 --> 02:07:21,404 One, two, three. Then.. 2679 02:07:21,467 --> 02:07:22,946 Heave! Everybody heave! 2680 02:07:25,004 --> 02:07:26,074 What are you doing? 2681 02:07:26,139 --> 02:07:28,415 Vomiting! - Vomiting! - Vomiting! - Vomiting! 2682 02:07:28,875 --> 02:07:31,287 I said to turn the car! - Oh! 2683 02:07:31,878 --> 02:07:33,414 Which one? This one or that one? 2684 02:07:33,479 --> 02:07:35,425 His questions and answers! 2685 02:07:39,152 --> 02:07:40,495 What do want? - Give me two batteries. 2686 02:07:40,553 --> 02:07:42,965 Which one? Big, medium, small? - For remote! 2687 02:07:43,022 --> 02:07:45,298 Which remote? VCG, DVD or TV. 2688 02:07:45,358 --> 02:07:46,962 For the remote of a bomb. 2689 02:07:47,426 --> 02:07:49,303 Fatehchand. - Yes, ma'am. 2690 02:07:49,362 --> 02:07:51,899 Did you hear what I heard? - Ma'am! 2691 02:07:51,965 --> 02:07:53,911 Guys! Guys! Guys! 2692 02:07:53,966 --> 02:07:55,309 Hold it up! Hold it up! Hold it up! 2693 02:07:55,368 --> 02:07:56,438 UP! Up! Up! 2694 02:07:56,502 --> 02:08:00,040 Your right! Your right! Not my right! Here! Here! 2695 02:08:00,106 --> 02:08:02,450 One, two, three! One, two, three! 2696 02:08:02,508 --> 02:08:04,647 Coming into the world is free! 2697 02:08:04,910 --> 02:08:06,981 Leaving the world is free. 2698 02:08:07,313 --> 02:08:09,259 Look at this charade of the world. 2699 02:08:09,315 --> 02:08:11,317 Absolutely free. 2700 02:08:15,522 --> 02:08:16,592 Good. 2701 02:08:21,260 --> 02:08:22,330 Hey! Hey! 2702 02:08:22,395 --> 02:08:23,465 Diamond! 2703 02:08:23,529 --> 02:08:24,599 I saw it in the photo! 2704 02:08:24,931 --> 02:08:27,537 Today this diamond is mine, papa! 2705 02:08:29,001 --> 02:08:30,674 One, two, three. 2706 02:08:32,338 --> 02:08:36,480 My Pinto! Pinto! Pinto! Somebody save him! 2707 02:08:36,942 --> 02:08:38,012 Diamond! Diamond! 2708 02:08:38,077 --> 02:08:39,147 Hold this! 2709 02:08:39,479 --> 02:08:41,015 Yes! - Doctor! 2710 02:08:41,948 --> 02:08:43,018 Hey! Hey! 2711 02:08:43,950 --> 02:08:45,020 This is my diamond! 2712 02:08:46,152 --> 02:08:47,222 As long as D'mello Yadav is there.. 2713 02:08:47,286 --> 02:08:48,356 ..This is not possible! 2714 02:08:49,021 --> 02:08:50,091 Give me this diamond, Batlya! 2715 02:08:50,156 --> 02:08:51,499 Doctor! Doctor! Will I get well? 2716 02:08:51,557 --> 02:08:55,027 Will I get well? - Leave me, Pinto! Leave! 2717 02:08:55,094 --> 02:08:57,370 I am not a doctor! - Give it to me, Yadav! 2718 02:08:57,430 --> 02:08:58,500 Yes! 2719 02:08:58,565 --> 02:08:59,703 Give me the diamond otherwise.. 2720 02:09:00,967 --> 02:09:02,037 Here. 2721 02:09:03,569 --> 02:09:05,048 Who is the king of Mumbai! 2722 02:09:05,105 --> 02:09:06,175 Me! 2723 02:09:08,574 --> 02:09:10,178 Come on! Come! 2724 02:09:10,577 --> 02:09:14,525 You fraud! You look so nice! 2725 02:09:16,115 --> 02:09:17,389 Catch him! - Stops! 2726 02:09:17,450 --> 02:09:18,520 Hey! 2727 02:09:18,584 --> 02:09:19,654 Dad, here! 2728 02:09:20,186 --> 02:09:21,256 Here! 2729 02:09:23,589 --> 02:09:25,068 Hey! Hey! Hey! 2730 02:09:26,993 --> 02:09:28,063 Excuse me! 2731 02:09:28,128 --> 02:09:29,198 Son, climb up! 2732 02:09:29,262 --> 02:09:30,332 Hang on! I will do it! 2733 02:09:30,997 --> 02:09:32,067 Excuse me! 2734 02:09:32,531 --> 02:09:34,067 My Pinto will die! 2735 02:09:34,134 --> 02:09:36,011 Don't make him stand on the car! 2736 02:09:36,069 --> 02:09:37,412 Brother D'mello, throw the stick! Throw the stick! 2737 02:09:37,470 --> 02:09:38,540 Hang on! Hang on! 2738 02:09:38,604 --> 02:09:40,083 The stick is of no use! Throw the bag! 2739 02:09:46,012 --> 02:09:48,083 If anybody moved I won't spare you! 2740 02:09:50,416 --> 02:09:54,091 I know everything! There is a bomb here! 2741 02:09:54,420 --> 02:09:56,229 Bomb and here? Who told you? 2742 02:09:56,289 --> 02:09:57,768 Here there is no bomb. - No. 2743 02:09:58,424 --> 02:09:59,494 There is no bomb! 2744 02:09:59,559 --> 02:10:01,038 No! No! No! No! 2745 02:10:01,427 --> 02:10:04,033 Mayawati Chowtala's information can never be wrong! 2746 02:10:04,430 --> 02:10:05,568 Tek Chand! - Come on! 2747 02:10:07,433 --> 02:10:09,572 Tell me, Albert. Where is the bomb? 2748 02:10:10,636 --> 02:10:13,048 He is a child. What will he know? 2749 02:10:13,105 --> 02:10:14,175 Get lost! 2750 02:10:14,240 --> 02:10:15,583 We don't even know who he is! 2751 02:10:15,641 --> 02:10:17,120 There is no bomb here! - Who are you? 2752 02:10:17,176 --> 02:10:18,246 There is a bomb! 2753 02:10:18,444 --> 02:10:20,583 Which bomb? - The one whose battery is this! 2754 02:10:20,647 --> 02:10:23,253 Which battery? - For the remote! 2755 02:10:23,315 --> 02:10:24,385 Oh no! 2756 02:10:24,450 --> 02:10:27,659 This is not a bomb's remote! - Then what remote is this? 2757 02:10:28,054 --> 02:10:29,465 This is a TV remote! 2758 02:10:29,522 --> 02:10:30,592 Yes! Yes! Yes! 2759 02:10:30,656 --> 02:10:32,135 Where is the TV? - There is no TV! 2760 02:10:32,192 --> 02:10:33,262 TV.. 2761 02:10:33,326 --> 02:10:35,067 We have the remote. We have to buy the TV. - We will buy it later. 2762 02:10:35,128 --> 02:10:36,266 So this not a bomb's remote? 2763 02:10:36,329 --> 02:10:37,399 No! No! 2764 02:10:37,463 --> 02:10:38,601 The bomb won't explode by pressing this? 2765 02:10:38,664 --> 02:10:39,734 No! No! 2766 02:10:40,600 --> 02:10:42,136 Then press it and check! 2767 02:10:42,201 --> 02:10:43,680 Yes! No! No! No! 2768 02:10:44,070 --> 02:10:45,481 Why are you scared? 2769 02:10:45,538 --> 02:10:47,609 When there is no bomb, it won't explode! - Correct! 2770 02:10:47,673 --> 02:10:51,086 And if it exploded then you all will be in trouble. 2771 02:10:51,477 --> 02:10:52,615 So one.. 2772 02:10:52,679 --> 02:10:54,488 No! No! No! 2773 02:10:54,547 --> 02:10:55,617 Two.. 2774 02:10:55,682 --> 02:10:56,820 Where are you going? 2775 02:10:58,417 --> 02:10:59,487 Three! 2776 02:11:05,624 --> 02:11:07,160 There is no bomb here. 2777 02:11:07,426 --> 02:11:09,167 If there was a bomb, it would have exploded. 2778 02:11:09,228 --> 02:11:10,639 And if there was an explosion meaning there was a bomb! 2779 02:11:10,696 --> 02:11:12,175 Yes! Yes! Yes! 2780 02:11:12,231 --> 02:11:16,111 Quiet! Silence! If anybody speaks.. 2781 02:11:23,242 --> 02:11:24,516 Papa! Papa! 2782 02:11:24,577 --> 02:11:26,113 Who spoke up? Speak louder! 2783 02:11:26,178 --> 02:11:27,248 Hail Goddess! 2784 02:11:27,313 --> 02:11:28,724 Papa! Papa! - Say it again! 2785 02:11:28,781 --> 02:11:30,124 Hail Goddess! 2786 02:11:30,183 --> 02:11:32,322 I am asking who is making this noise! 2787 02:11:32,385 --> 02:11:34,524 Papa! Papa! 2788 02:11:35,121 --> 02:11:36,657 Who is stuck down? 2789 02:11:37,123 --> 02:11:40,127 Papa, I forgot to say that this is a time bomb. 2790 02:11:40,192 --> 02:11:41,330 What are you saying? - What! 2791 02:11:41,527 --> 02:11:45,339 By mistake I got time bomb instead of remote bomb, papa. 2792 02:11:45,398 --> 02:11:48,208 Then at what time will it explode? 2793 02:11:48,268 --> 02:11:49,542 Uncle, at 6 o'clock! 2794 02:11:50,536 --> 02:11:52,538 By the way papa, what's the time? 2795 02:11:52,805 --> 02:11:55,149 Hang on! Hang on! 30 seconds to 6! 2796 02:11:55,207 --> 02:11:57,209 It means one.. - Two.. 2797 02:11:57,276 --> 02:11:58,346 Three. 2798 02:12:01,280 --> 02:12:03,157 Papa, did the bomb explode? 2799 02:12:03,216 --> 02:12:04,490 One, two, three. 2800 02:12:09,688 --> 02:12:11,167 'Pinto's bomb blasted the diamond.. 2801 02:12:11,224 --> 02:12:12,760 ..And not the people into pieces.' 2802 02:12:13,559 --> 02:12:15,163 'Its said that nobody gets anything before the right time.. 2803 02:12:15,227 --> 02:12:16,297 ..And more than what they deserve.' 2804 02:12:18,164 --> 02:12:19,700 'Everybody got their share of diamond.' 2805 02:12:20,499 --> 02:12:22,172 'What Laxminarayan one and Jia got.. 2806 02:12:22,235 --> 02:12:24,772 ..With that they bought their share of restaurant from Munde.' 2807 02:12:25,571 --> 02:12:28,518 'Today too Laxmi's mother wants her son to be a shooter.' 2808 02:12:28,708 --> 02:12:30,244 'And she tells the same thing to every goon.' 2809 02:12:30,576 --> 02:12:34,183 If this time he fails, he is not his father's son. Let me tell you. 2810 02:12:35,581 --> 02:12:38,187 'Laxminarayan two bought some shares of virus autos.. 2811 02:12:38,250 --> 02:12:42,460 ..With his share and today he is the board of director in that company.' 2812 02:12:42,521 --> 02:12:43,591 'And his boss Pipat..' 2813 02:12:44,190 --> 02:12:45,260 Pipat. - Yes, sir! 2814 02:12:45,591 --> 02:12:47,730 I think we need to talk. - Yes, sir. 2815 02:12:47,793 --> 02:12:48,863 Sit. 2816 02:12:48,928 --> 02:12:50,202 Sir, on the chair or the sofa? - Chair. 2817 02:12:50,262 --> 02:12:51,605 Left or right? - Left. 2818 02:12:51,664 --> 02:12:53,268 Your left or my left? 2819 02:12:54,200 --> 02:12:56,202 'Laxminarayan three sells underwear.. 2820 02:12:56,268 --> 02:12:58,270 ..And vest in a bus and not in a car.' 2821 02:12:58,337 --> 02:13:00,749 'And Laila is his brand ambassador! 2822 02:13:02,208 --> 02:13:04,210 'Mayawati Chowtala gave bribe with her share.. 2823 02:13:04,277 --> 02:13:06,279 ..And she has become a jailor.' 2824 02:13:06,746 --> 02:13:11,889 'And her prisoners are Albert, Pinto, papa and Batlya.' 2825 02:13:13,219 --> 02:13:15,631 'Chandu and Chandni have bought the showroom from Laila.' 2826 02:13:15,688 --> 02:13:17,964 'And it's heard that they are going to marry soon.' 2827 02:13:18,557 --> 02:13:21,766 'But they are still running in the race of life.' 2828 02:13:22,228 --> 02:13:25,766 'To be one, two and three.' 2829 02:13:27,791 --> 02:13:34,791 Subs By: aSTEEL206241