All language subtitles for Cheers.S03E24.The.Belles.of.St.Cletes.1080p.BluRay.FLAC2.0.H.264-BTN_track4_[eng]

Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.

- Morning, Sammy.
- Norm!

What brings you in this time of day?

Same thing that always does.

- A little early for a beer, isn't it?
- So float a cornflake in it.

Beer it is.

Seriously, how come
you're here this early?

My supervisor got sick,
had to go home early.

So he left me in charge of the office.

So I closed it.

Hey, you know, thought I'd
stop by here, have a few beers

and figure out what to do
with the day.

After all, I have 24 golden hours
to spend on Norm Peterson.

- Any suggestions?
- If it was me,

I'd be out there sailing.

Perfect weather,
waters won't be crowded.

Yeah. I get seasick, though.
I don't know.

Well, you can always
go to the driving range

and work on your slice.

No, I don't have my clubs with me.

Well, how about checking out
that gym you've been putting off joining?

I'm not in the mood for sweat, you know?

Well, now let's see, you could set up
that workshop in your garage.

I'd have to clean it all out first.
It's a mess.

Well, Norm, you...
You could sit here all day

shooting down my ideas
and drinking beer.

Wait a minute! I think
we're on to something here, huh?

What do you say,
put a head on this thing

and let's hear
some more suggestions.

Well, all right, let's see,
how about skydiving?

No, mess up my hair.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, there's
a lovely young thing, huh?

Perhaps I should just
go make my move, huh?

Yeah, go ahead and faint.

Yeah, all right. Look,

some of you people
have gotten the impression

that I'm a little inexperienced
in the ways of love.

I mean, how many women
do I have to conquer

to forever lay to rest
this misconception, huh?

One.

All right. All right,
I wasn't gonna do this,

but look what I got
in the mail this morning.

- Normie, what does that say?
- "inflatable Surprises Catalog."

Yeah, my mother sent away
for it, all right?

She likes to play tricks on the cat.

No, that's the one I was looking for.

Go ahead, what's the name on there?

- 'Lanette Cahill."
- "The Orange Blossom Motel."

Whoa, Cliff ie, who's this?

Well, just some damsel down in Florida

who I had a doomed
but delightful affair with while visiting.

Poor thing. She just keeps
begging me to come back to her.

Clavin, we're not falling
for any of this.

Come on, why...
Why don't you guys believe that Cliff

- had a little affair in Florida?
- What?

I believe him.

I mean, she could have been
drunk, blind,

just out prison, you know.

- Thank you, Norm.
- Carla, you got a customer over here.

Oh, yeah? Thanks.

Carla?

Honey, what is it?
Is it the baby?

The baby. Hot water, Sam.
Boiling water.

- What's going on?
- What? Come here, honey.

What happened?

- It's her. It's the evil one.
- Where? What?

Over there at table five.

Oh, the little old lady?

Drusilla Dimeglio.

She was the principal of
St. Clete's School for Wayward Girls.

And we all hated her guts.

She used to do these
mean, spiteful things to us.

Oh, I swore vengeance on her,

but she retired
before I could do anything.

Now, 20 years later, there she is.

If it's been 20 years, how...
Are you sure it's her?

Well, there's one way
to make absolutely sure it's her.

She has my teeth mark
on her left ankle.

- Go check it out, Sam.
- Okay, all right.

- What am I going for?
- Well, I can't do it.

I mean, she'll recognize me,
and then I'll lose her.

Come on, Sammy,
you gotta do this for me. Please!

I will, I will, I will. But why
don't I go over and ask her name?

No! That would arouse suspicion.

Crawl over there and look at her ankle.

Much better.
No, I am not going anywhere.

- Go wait on her yourself!
- All right, I will.

You all just watch
and see what happens

- when she gets a look at me.
- Hey...

What'll you have?

I'll have gin and grapefruit juice.

Oh, Sam!

She doesn't recognize me.
And that means

that I can take my time
and work out my plan for revenge.

So she did have a mark on her ankle?

Mark, "schmark." it must have healed.

I'm gonna think of something
slow and hideous.

You know, I have a suggestion
for you, Carla.

- What?
- Do nothing.

With the body?

No! No, I'm telling you
to turn the other cheek.

Oh, Sammy, mooning her
isn't enough. I wanna hurt her.

Sam, we haven't had any heat
for hours. I'm freezing.

You're the bartender.
What can you recommend for me

that's nice and hot?

Speaking.

Must you inject sex into
even the simplest of conversations?

Well, I didn't want you
to go completely without it

while you were in Europe.

I want for nothing in Europe.

And I'm sure
that's what you're getting.

You know what I mean.

In fact, I think I see my shushing hunk

skiing down the mountain right now.

Yes, that's Frasier.

He's able to ski right down
to the back door of our chalet.

Sam, listen, I have to go.
I'll call you right back, okay?

- Bravo!
- Bravo!

Thank you. Thank you,
good people of the Alps.

Bravo, bravo!

Thank you.
Give me a minute here.

Hey, that's quite a hill, isn't it?

Oh, you were magnificent!
Magnificent!

That was exhilarating.

It worries me, though,
these risks you're taking.

Oh, Diane, you know, some men
live their lives avoiding danger.

Frasier W. Crane seeks it.

Oh, Frasier, here,
let me put these away for you

so we can both get off our feet.

Now, you just relax
and make yourself comfortable.

Tonight is your night.

That's the spirit.

The capper of all time was

when we glued Sister Scholastica's
face to the radiator.

Who could forget the "frying nun"?

Oh, God, those were
the good old days.

- Life was simple then.
- Yeah.

By the way, you two started
packing it away at lunch

when I said I was paying.

Hey, me and the kid over here
were just trying to keep up

with Kathy and her quadruplets.

Oh, please, don't even say it. I've
already got six more than I can handle.

- No, you have only five kids.
- I'm including my husband, Al.

Who, if he touches me again, is dead.

Four mugs and a pitcher for me
and my pals from St. Clete's.

You know something?
I envy all of you.

Sure, I'm the one with the education,
the money and the great career,

but I'd trade my electrolysis license
in for a family.

Mine's available.

By the way, I can get rid of that
little Fu Manchu you're starting there.

- It's not so bad.
- Oh, yeah.

Oh, my, the man of my dreams.

Sorry, Sammy.
I can't take them anywhere.

It's all right. Four beers
for the lynch mob.

Hey!

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to ruin
your wonderful little surprise there.

Don't go away. Don't go away!

So, Casanova, gotten any new letters
from your Florida conquest?

Well, as a matter of fact,
I did receive one today.

Yeah, each one gets more
heart-rendering than the last.

This one, she tells me she'd
give it all up just for my kiss.

She must mean her lunch.

- All right, wise guy...
- Come on, come on, Cliff ie.

- Let's go shoot some pool.
- Yeah, that's a good idea, Normie.

You guys are just lucky

that I used up all my aggressive
male hormones with frequent sex.

- Hey!
- Hey, Rox!

Okay, Carla, we're all here.

Now you can tell us
what this is all about.

Well, ladies, I am really glad
you're all sitting down,

because you are not
gonna believe this.

I didn't believe it myself.

I found...

...Dimeglio.

Dimeglio? You mean our principal
from St. Clete's?

Oh, I heard she passed away.

Hell wouldn't take her.

She comes into this bar
every night at 7:00,

sits at this table
and has a gin and grapefruit.

And she will be here
again tonight.

So what?

So what?

This is our chance to get her,

to pay her back for all those
lousy things she did to us.

Carla, that was 20 years ago.
We were just girls.

But we took an oath that we'd get her.
Don't you remember?

She's coming.
All right, get behind the bar!

- Carla, come on.
- Get behind the bar! Come on!

Jeez, don't worry about it! All
the old hate's gonna come back

as soon as you get a look at her.
Just go ahead, come on, hurry up!

- Hey, ladies...
- Get down! Come on!

- Oh, hi.
- Hello.

Would you mind taking this table,
because this one's taken.

Sure, yeah.

So, what are you gonna have?

Oh, I'll have a gin and grapefruit juice.

- One gin and grapefruit.
- Coming up.

He liked your order.
And I'm gonna get it.

Now, what do you think?

Carla, that... That's not her.
She was a lot... A lot taller.

She wasn't tall. We were shorter.

I don't think so either.
She was two times as big as that.

So what? So she lost a little weight.

She's wearing contacts
instead of glasses.

That's her. I swear it.

It's been a long time,
but I don't think it's her either.

- What if it is, who cares?
- Get down!

I care. All right,
if you don't wanna help me,

I'll get her without you.

- Fine. I don't want any part of it.
- Go ahead, desert me!

Just stay down there,
because I don't want her to see you.

You'll ruin everything.

What are we supposed to do
back here until she leaves?

Find some way
of amusing yourselves, okay?

Okay.

No! Jeez! No, don't do that!

No, it's been crazy around here.
Carla's been moping around all night

because none of her old school
chums will back her up on this,

and you know Carla. She's got
so much anger bottled up,

I'm afraid
she's gonna hurt someone.

And without you here,
I'm next in line.

Oh, Sam, it would never come to that.

Carla has a means of dealing
with anger that's very effective.

She vents it constantly in small doses

to prevent a buildup
that might erupt in violence.

It's a technique that many
hot-tempered, uneducated people

evolve instinctively.
And though it's rather primitive,

it is nearly as effective
as more sophisticated techniques

cultivated and employed
by better-educated people

with gentler tempers...
Stop that, damn it!

Please, darling,
just until I'm finished.

Certainly, dearest heart.

Thank you, love of my life.

Sam, I'm sorry. What were we--?
What was I saying?

You don't know either?

Boy, we... We gotta have a rule
around here.

When you speak, at least one of us
has gotta be listening.

- Give my best to Frasier. Bye-bye.
- Bye.

Well, may I proceed with my labor,

or would my precious
like to perform the onerous task

of getting some heat in this place?

No, no, please finish,
my reason for living.

You spoiled, little, conniving...

...treasure.

Two beers, please, Sammy.

One for me
and one for my buddy Cliff.

You recall Cliff, the fella
who's in the john without this.

The latest letter
from his Florida flame, huh?

It fell out of his pocket
while we were shooting pool.

Wow, what a shame. You know,
we should get that back to him

- as soon as possible.
- Yes, and indeed we will, Sammy,

but just as soon
as he gets out here, you know.

In the meantime,
I think it's imperative

- that we hold the letter thusly.
- Why is that?

Well, because if you were
to hold it the other way,

say, like so, it's an accident
waiting to happen.

Witness!

You know, I think
we got a problem here.

The trick is gonna be to get
that letter in this envelope

without reading it.

- Well, I'm game.
- Yeah, why don't you?

- It no longer fits, Sam.
- No, no.

Gonna have to read this.

"Dear Mr. Clavin, this letter's
the last one I will send to you.

If you don't respond, I will turn
the entire matter over to my attorney.

I will wait one week
for you to pay for or return

the motel towels, ashtrays,
light bulbs...

...doorknobs
and shower-curtain assembly,

including rod, missing
from your room. Lanette Cahill."

Oh, jeez, the poor guy.

I was hoping he wasn't
blowing hot air this time.

Interesting reading?

- I'm... I'm sorry.
- I'm more sorry.

- Hey, guys, Norm has the letter.
- The letter?

Hey, Steve, Larry,
Norm has the letter!

All right, just knock it off. It's...

So, Normie, is it as hot
as Cliff says?

Come on, let's read it, huh?
We're not minors here.

Norm! Norm, I'm warning you!

No, no. "My... My dearest Cliff..."

Well, if you must.

"I want you, I want you...

...I want you.

You are burning in my heart like..."

Like?

I can't make this out.
Can you, Sam?

It's...

- ..."volcano."
- "Volcano."

"Volcano," right.

"I think of you at night
when I go to bed

and in the morning when I wake up.

And I dream about you
in between, when I'm sleeping.

- Admittedly, when most people dream."
- It's true.

"You're quite a man, all right,
and that's for darned sure.

And you satisfy every hunger

that I have as a woman.

Respectfully yours...

...Lanette Cahill."

Norm, Norm, Norm,
read them the PS there

where she talks about
my sexual prowess in detail.

- Can't quite make that part out, Cliff ie.
- Come on, Norm.

That's all right. I'll help you out there.

This word here is "gargantuan."

All right, I think
they've all seen quite enough.

- Yeah, what the heck?
- I didn't realize you were that good.

- Good night, you guys.
- God bless, you guys.

- Well...
- Yeah.

- Normie.
- Yeah.

I don't know how to thank you
for this one.

I'm just sorry I opened it
in the first place.

Well...

Come on, I'll buy you a burger, huh?

- Listen.
- Good night, you guys.

Good night, Sammy.

There's one way you could
make it up to me if you want.

Yeah, what's that?

Read me the letter again.
You know, the spicy parts.

"My dearest Cliff ie,
I want you, I want you."

You okay?

I just can't believe they
didn't recognize her, Sammy.

I mean, I didn't think anybody would
ever be able to forget that woman.

Well, you're gonna have
to face facts here, Carla.

Nobody recognized her
because that's not the woman.

- Oh, but, Sammy...
- Carla, come on.

She didn't have any scars
on her ankles.

Well, that doesn't mean anything.

A lot of criminals
have their ankles altered.

- So they can wear Bermuda shorts.
- Hey, you're ranting, you know that?

Really, you...
You're sounding irrational.

You're beginning to scare me.

I think you have to take
a serious look at yourself here, Carla.

Yeah, maybe you're right.

What were you gonna do
if it had been her?

Well...

...I had this storybook fantasy
when I was a little girl

about someday coming up behind her
and shaving her head.

Well, I'm glad it turned out
to be somebody else.

- For everybody's sake.
- I guess.

Oh, boy, look at that, will you?

- What?
- I'm late.

- Oh, you got a date?
- Yeah.

Well, I know you don't like
to keep them waiting.

Go ahead. I'll clean up.

Oh, thank you, Carla.
I thank you, and Debbie thanks you.

I think you're going out
with Janet tonight, bean brain.

Well, then Janet really thanks you.

I wanted her as much as you did.

- Oh, good. Someone's here.
- It's her.

- Can I help you?
- I think I dropped my wallet

- here somewhere and...
- Well, let me find it for you.

- I got it!
- Oh, thank you!

Not so fast.

I have to be absolutely sure
about this, you know.

- What's your name?
- Drusilla Dimeglio.

Drusilla Dimeglio.

Oh, thank you.

Do you believe in fate,
Drusilla Dimeglio?

Well, I never thought about it.

Well, why don't you sit down,
and we'll have a little talk about it?

I think you'll find it interesting.

- Well, I'm kind of in a hurry.
- One chair. No waiting.

Who's back there?

- Hey, Sam, is that you?
- Carla?

What... Hey, what's going on?
I was driving by

and saw the lights still on.
Weren't you gonna close up?

- Sammy, you're not gonna believe this.
- What?

After you left,

I was sitting here all by myself,
and guess who should walk in.

Drusie.

- Drusie?
- Yeah, Drusilla Dimeglio.

Carla, bring me another beer, will you?

Coming up, Drus.

- She's back there right now?
- Yeah.

We've been playing pool all night.
We're tight, Sammy.

Wait, so it is her?

Oh, yeah. It's her, all right.
But you know something, Sam?

After I told her how much I hated her,

she explained to me why she was
always so tough on me and everything.

She was just doing her job.
And maybe I'm a better person for it.

Anyway, we're pals now.

I can't... I can't believe this.
I'm so proud of you.

- Boy, this is a turning point.
- Yeah.

You know, maybe we've seen the last

of that Tasmanian devil
of a waitress, huh?

Hey, Carla, bring
some more pretzels too, huh?

All right, right away.

I can't believe that's the same woman
whose head you were about to shave.

Yeah, I almost went through
with it too.

I mean, I came that close.
And I could've done it easy, Sammy.

I mean, she's not as young
as she used to be.

But I stopped.

God was testing me, Sam,
and I passed.

Oh, hello there.
Come on, Carla, it's your turn.

Yeah, I'll be right with you.

I didn't say I got an A, Sammy.
I just said I passed.

Rack them up!