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Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.
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- Hiya, Sam.
- Hey, Carla. What--?
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Did you just get pregnant
in the last five minutes?
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- No. I could, but this is just stuffing.
- Why?
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Well, because I'm a little short,
and my rent is due,
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and I found out they give better tips
to pregnant women.
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It's absolutely dishonest, Sam.
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I mean, you should tell her
to get rid of it.
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I can't do that, Coach.
She's Catholic.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey, would you watch it?
I'm in a family way here.
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Kid's gonna be a swimmer.
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Would you look at that.
Some idiot carved his initials in my bar.
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It's his initials and his girlfriend's.
It's sweet.
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No, it's not sweet. It's destructive.
I mean, who did--?
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Who did that?
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"S.M. plus D.C."
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- Diane...
- I think it's romantic.
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No, it's not romantic. It's stupid.
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If you want romantic,
we could have our buns tattooed.
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Worth a shot.
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I'm just gonna run a tab for you.
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Excuse me.
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Sam.
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May I speak with you--?
With you for a moment, please?
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Don't you recognize that man?
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The ex-convict you paid to date me?
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Who murdered a waitress
and fantasizes his hands are claws?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
How'd you happen to remember him?
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Of course I recognize him.
His name is Andy something. So what?
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- So, what is he doing here?
- I don't know.
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Probably came in for a drink.
People do that, you know.
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As soon as you hang a sign out
that says "bar," you start getting that.
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Sam, you have to get rid
of that killer.
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- He's dangerous.
- Come on. Look at him, Diane.
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Does he look dangerous to you?
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Not at the moment,
but you never know what--
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He's a customer, that's all.
He's just a customer.
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He has every right to be here
just like everybody else.
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Don't worry. If he starts anything,
I know how to handle it.
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- Hey. Andy, isn't it?
- That's right.
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- And you're Sam.
- Correct. What will you have, Andy?
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Everything in the cash register, Sam.
Freeze!
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Everybody just take it easy here.
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- I'll get...
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
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- Let the other guy get it.
- Ernie Pantusso. Call me Coach.
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Coach.
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- We gotta help Sammy.
- How? What can we do?
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I don't know.
Maybe we can jump the guy.
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- He's not that big.
- The gun is big.
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The gun's definitely big.
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Maybe Diane could run around
in circles
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flapping her arms
and draw his fire.
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Carla, you stay out of this.
Me and Norm will handle it.
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Me? What do you want me to do?
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We gotta do something.
Look, trust me.
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Statistics show that 33 percent
of the time, a guy carrying a gun
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- will not use that gun if challenged.
- So?
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So if he's already shot two people today,
you're in luck. Now, get him.
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- Wait a minute. Hold it!
- Hey, hey, hey. Folks, folks, folks.
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I certainly hope no one's gonna try
anything silly here.
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Just take it easy. No one's gonna try
to overpower you or anything.
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It's not worth it.
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Not even if I was a little careless
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and sort of let the gun
drop onto the bar like that?
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Maybe let my attention wander
around the room a little bit.
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Now!
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It's okay. It's okay.
Yeah, Carla's got him.
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Lucky for him.
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Okay, okay, Sam, you got me.
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Hey, watch where
you're pointing that, Sam.
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- I'm sorry.
- It's okay. It isn't loaded.
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It isn't?
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Oh, my God, it isn't.
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Cliff ie, you suppose this little trickle
here is noticeable?
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Would you guys come down here
for a second and watch him?
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I'm gonna go see if the police
are answering their phone today.
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Good. I wanna go back to prison.
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I can't make it on the outside.
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Have you really tried to make it
on the outside?
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I've been beating my brains out.
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No one's gonna give
an ex-con a break.
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No one will hire me.
No one trusts me.
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What is it you want to do?
What are your skills?
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I have no skills.
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I'm worthless.
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Don't you have any ambitions,
any dreams?
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- You'd laugh if I told you.
- No, we won't.
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I'd love to be an actor.
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God bless you, Cliff.
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I did a little acting in high school,
and I think I was pretty good.
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At least it was an escape
from so many things.
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So go out and be an actor.
What are you bellyaching to us for?
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Fat chance!
Nobody will even give me a look.
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I'm going back where I belong,
out of everybody's way.
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Prison is my home.
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I called the cops.
They're on their way.
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- Call back and tell them not to come.
- Got it.
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Why? Why? Why am I doing that?
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Sam, when Andy shoved that gun
in your face...
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...he was asking for help.
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That's silly of me.
I thought he was asking for money.
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He stands here as an embodiment
of the failure of our penal system.
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This man doesn't belong in prison.
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Sam, we, mostly I,
can save this man's life.
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Well, how are we, mostly you,
gonna do that?
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Never mind that now.
Call off les gendarmes.
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Trust me.
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What are you gonna do now, Diane?
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Well, I happen to know
Professor Sebastian DeWitt,
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one of America's foremost
drama coaches.
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He can spot an actor a mile away.
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Boy, that could come in handy
at a drive-in.
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- Okay, I called the cops off.
- Excellent.
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Andrew, listen to me.
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Now, you want to be an actor,
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and I have some experience
as a student director in school.
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- We're going to do a scene--
- Diane, what are you--?
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Later, Sam. Later.
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Now, if I think you're good enough--
A very big if, by the way.
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But if you are, I will arrange
for Professor DeWitt to see you perform.
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He has contacts at every theater
on the Cape.
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Sam, I never expected
anything like this
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when I came in here
to stick up your bar.
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Well, you know the old saying,
"Use a gun, go to Cape Cod."
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Diane, why are you doing all this for me
after our last experience together?
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Well, I understand what people
in the acting world go through.
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I did a bit of acting myself in college.
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Really?
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Well, maybe you could be in my scene
with me. Were you good?
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Well, I don't like to brag,
but a lot of people loved my work.
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At Bennington, they're still talking
about my Tiny Alice.
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Who wants a girl with a big Alice?
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I know a bookstore that specializes
in theatrical books.
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Let's go and pick up
a couple of plays.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- Sam, may I have half an hour off?
- No.
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Oh, you're right. I need an hour.
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Diane, can I talk to you here
for a second, please?
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Excuse me. I'll be right back.
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A minute ago, you thought
this guy was Jack the Ripper.
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Now you're gonna go out
browsing with him?
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Now I know him. Sam, look at him.
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Does he look
like a dangerous person?
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- The guy has done time.
- He made one small mistake.
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No, he made a big one.
He's a murderer, Diane.
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One murder
does not a murderer make.
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Okay, what I mean is,
he's not a murderer at heart.
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Anyone who loves the theater
loves mankind.
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Look, I just don't think that somebody
should go out with a crazy person.
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- I can take care of myself.
- No, I was talking about me.
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Hie thee, Andrew.
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Let us away.
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Sam...
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...I sense that you are uneasy
about one of your employees
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being in danger with me.
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Sam, my crime occurred
a long time ago.
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I was a different person then.
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I had one terrible moment
of temporary insanity,
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but I'm much better now.
I'm much healthier.
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I can't remember the last time
I heard those voices.
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Well, I'm glad, because--
What voices?
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Those shrill voices
that used to sound like my...
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- Who?
- My mommy.
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Well, I'm glad you got it licked.
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Sam, please, relax.
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I'm better now.
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Come along, Andrew.
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You thought...
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But it wasn't...
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He uppercuts next.
Throws a hard left,
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and that's countered
by two quick jabs.
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And another left!
He stepped right into that one.
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A left jab buckles him over.
The left uppercut misses.
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A screaming overhead right
glances across the forehead
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as they go into the corner. A left jab.
And that's the end of round six.
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It's beer time, Sammy.
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And they're off! Step right up,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Come on. Good hands.
Good hands there.
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- Keep them moving.
- Keep moving. Keep moving.
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Here we go. Slowing down.
Slowing down.
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We only got 20 seconds,
the next commercial.
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- Everybody's ready in a minute.
- That's it. That's it. Good hands.
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Here we go. Yo! Good, good!
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That's it. There we go. All right.
Move it along. Come on, move it along there.
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Come on!
We got three left. We got two left.
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All right!
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Resuming the action...
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Sammy, what does a guy have to do
to get a beer around here?
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I don't know about you, Harry,
but I think
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this is the best middleweight contest
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we've seen in a long time.
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I can't see how any fight fan
would wanna miss this one.
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All right, boys, off, off, off.
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Andy and I can't even hear ourselves
rehearsing back there.
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He's worked very hard,
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and Professor DeWitt
will be here any minute.
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- Hey!
- What's going on here?
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I hope she's showing you
one hell of a good time.
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Don't be nervous.
You're going to be wonderful.
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I'm not nervous.
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It's just this week
has gone by so quickly.
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It's been the best week of my life.
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Miss Chambers.
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Professor DeWitt,
how good of you to come.
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This is Andrew Schroeder,
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a young man who I think
is going to surprise you.
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I hope so. I hope so.
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You know, when the theater
loses its power to surprise,
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it loses its vitality.
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- What are you gonna show us first?
- A scene from Othello.
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Challenging. Challenging.
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- It's certainly nice to see you again.
- Thank you.
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When you were a student
in the department,
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I could never picture you
as a waitress.
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Professor, you're forgetting
that I played a waitress
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in your production of Bus Stop.
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Yes, I know.
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Have fun. Break a leg.
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Diane, I can't believe
you've done all of this for me.
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You deserve it.
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You're talented and sensitive.
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You have a lot of depth.
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You know me so well.
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- I'm a pretty good judge of people.
- You are.
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You're wonderful.
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- I love you, Diane.
- I love you too.
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You guys about ready back here?
Crowd's getting restless.
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If they don't hear some Elizabethan
couplets soon, they're gonna turn ugly.
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I better get into costume.
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Excuse me.
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All right, listen up. You were right
about Andy, I was wrong.
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He's been a complete angel all week.
My objections were stupid.
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- Satisfied?
- Of course.
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Put it in writing, we'll be fine.
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Fat chance.
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I'm sorry that I haven't been around
much this week.
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But it was important to help Andy.
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It's been kind of tough.
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Yeah.
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Well, later, when we're alone,
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we'll go back to my apartment,
and I'll make it up to you.
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What time tonight?
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Andy, hey. Okay, let's get the show
on the road. Good luck. Good luck.
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Andy, what's the matter?
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You kissed him.
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- I saw you.
- Oh, that's all right.
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I guess it's no secret around here.
Sam and I have sort of a thing going.
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But I love you!
And you said you loved me.
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Oh, dear.
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No, well, see...
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...I was speaking as a friend, Andy.
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If I gave you any other impression,
I'm sorry.
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Really sorry.
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I do love you, as a friend.
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- Okay?
- Sure.
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- You're not upset?
- No, no.
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You're not angry with me?
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That's okay.
I'll use it in my performance.
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Yet she must die...
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...else she betray more men.
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Wonderful!
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That was perfect.
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Put out the light...
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...and then...
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...put out the light.
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Andy, please, it's time. You ready?
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Show folk.
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Good evening, everyone.
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And welcome to talent night
at Cheers.
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This evening we are going to begin
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with a scene from
William Shakespeare's Othello.
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I know that I don't have to explain
the play to Professor DeWitt.
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But it might be helpful
to some of you
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if I explained
what you're about to see.
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I wonder who
she's talking about, Norm.
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In this play, Andrew Schroeder,
my discovery,
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will enact the role of Othello.
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- Hey!
- Hey, go, Andy!
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This is the story of a man
driven by insane jealousy
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to murder the woman he loves
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because he believes
that she is in love with another man.
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The scene we're about to do
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is the scene in which Othello
actually kills said woman,
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who will be portrayed by myself.
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Did I mention
that I'm playing Desdemona?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Okay, so without further ado,
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the strange...
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The strangulation scene.
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But before we do...
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...let's have a little background
on the 16th century.
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Come on, Diane.
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- The Elizabethan Age is very...
- No more background.
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- Let's just have the scene.
- Sam?
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No, don't worry about it.
Really. You're gonna be tremendous.
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- Let me give you a kiss.
- Don't touch me! I barely know you!
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All right, all right.
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All right.
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On with the play.
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In this scene,
Desdemona is in bed
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when Othello comes in thinking,
very mistakenly,
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I can assure you, he's completely
off base on this one...
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He'll be sick about it in the morning.
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Thinking that she has been
unfaithful to him.
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Which, of course, she hasn't.
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It is the cause...
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...it is the cause, my soul.
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Let me not name it to you,
you chaste stars.
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It is the cause.
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Yet I'll not shed her blood...
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...nor scar that whiter skin
of hers than snow--
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There! Good!
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Well, it's agreed.
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No blood, no scarring,
and that's the gist of our scene.
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Come on, Diane!
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Sam, what's wrong
with Diane tonight?
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She just got a little stage fright.
That's all right.
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Hey, Diane, the sooner you start,
the sooner you'll be finished.
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Who's there? Othello?
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Ay, Desdemona.
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Will you come to bed, my lord?
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Yeah!
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Have you prayed tonight, Desdemona?
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I would not kill thy unpreparéd spirit.
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Talk...?
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Talk you of killing?
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00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,937
Ay, I do.
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00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:57,858
He's convincing. There's a real
murderous intensity about him.
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Then heaven have mercy on me!
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Think on thy sins.
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- Sam, are you sure she's okay?
- Yeah, sure. She's just acting, Coach.
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00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:11,872
Shouldn't you make sure?
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00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:15,709
Can you imagine what she'd say if I
butted in on her Shakespeare scene?
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Take heed of perjury.
Thou art on thy deathbed.
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00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:25,594
I love it!
A Desdemona that fights back!
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00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,934
Help! This psycho's trying to kill me!
338
00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:35,980
That's the only line of Shakespeare
I ever understood.
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I saw you kissing Sam!
I saw you kissing Sam!
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00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:43,153
"Kissing Sam"? Is that...?
341
00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:46,365
Get somebody-- Help me, will you?
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00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:50,411
Mommy!
I'll clean up my room, Mommy!
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00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:04,717
- What time's the second show?
- Hey, hey. Just--
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I hope you fry for this.
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Are you gonna be okay?
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I'm having a little trouble breathing.
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00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:23,986
No, no, I meant for tonight.
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