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All right, locking it up.
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Who needs a ride home?
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Come on, who needs a ride home?
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Well, I guess we're all sober enough
to drive ourselves tonight, Coach.
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Looks like you get to go straight home
for a change, there, Coach.
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I've never driven straight home alone.
I wouldn't know how to do it.
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Okay, Coach, you can take me.
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Oh, what a prince.
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- Thanks, Norm. I owe you one.
- Anytime.
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- Good night, now.
- Good night.
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You can drop me off
at Kenmore Square.
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I can catch a cab from there,
take me back here to my car.
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What the hell do you think
you're doing?
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I'm just having a little late-night fun.
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Listen, pencil neck,
you're starting to get on my nerves.
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Please don't call me pencil neck.
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I am not a pencil neck.
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean to call you
pencil neck, guzzle-head.
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Name-calling.
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The last refuge of the monosyllabic.
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I don't know what that means,
but I heard "slob" in there.
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Hey, come on, Diane, Carla,
you go at each other every night.
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We're starting to get scouts in here
from the roller derby.
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Listen, I mean it, you guys do
something about this, or I'm gonna...
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I'm gonna think about some
personnel changes around here.
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Oh, what choice do we have, Sam?
We don't like each other.
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Now, Carla, Sam's...
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Carla.
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Sam's making good sense.
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You could knock me over
with a feather, but he is.
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We need to sit down together
and talk this out.
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That's nuts.
What's there to talk about?
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Listen, I want you to sit down
and settle this, or else.
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- We'll do it.
- Carla?
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We'll do it.
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Can we use this table?
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Oh, you mean here?
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No, no. You know, I was thinking
more along the lines
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you go out, you know, to one
of your homes or a coffee shop,
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down by the docks, maybe.
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Sam, we'll lock up.
Don't worry about it.
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Now is the time. This is the place.
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Unchecked rage is like
a festering wound.
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Laughs aplenty tonight.
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Look, you expect me to leave the two
of you down here without a referee?
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Oh, come on.
What could happen, huh?
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Oh, nothing, nothing.
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Two women left alone,
who hate each other,
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in a room filled with
glass and alcohol. Silly.
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This was your idea. Good night.
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All right, all right, all right.
Check the locks twice, okay?
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Aye, aye, captain.
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And make sure the lights
over the bar are out.
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Lights over the bar, right. Good night.
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Maybe you should check the thermostat.
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We'll do that. Yes. Thank you.
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Good night. And goodbye.
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I have no life insurance,
just this place.
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Good night.
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Okay.
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Let's sit down,
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relax and open
the lines of communication.
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I want a drink.
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Wonderful.
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Let's have a bottle of wine.
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I think we've got your favorite,
Chateau Guam.
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I'm talking a drink.
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I'll make it.
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Wonderful. Okay.
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You're gonna like this.
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And I'm gonna use...
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I only do it for special occasions.
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Well, Carla, thank you. I'm honored.
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You're really getting into
the spirit of this thing.
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What's the drink?
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Family recipe.
We call it Leap Into an Open Grave.
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You're kidding.
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My Uncle Joe stumbled across it
when he was making a car bomb.
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You're kidding, right? Carla?
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One for good luck.
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Oh, nice touch.
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Now, keep those glasses moving
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so the fumes don't burn a hole
in the ceiling.
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Delicious.
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And it goes right to your head.
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No one in my family lives past 43.
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Okay.
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Let's chat.
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You know, I don't know
what we're talking for.
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We're totally different kind of people.
We're never gonna get along.
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We're not totally different.
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Name one similarity.
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Well, we...
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We're both women.
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Why do I get the feeling
that we're jerking our chain here?
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No. There's more.
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We... We both share the same job.
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Of course, I'm not
as good at it as you are.
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Doesn't take a genius to notice.
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But thank you.
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You know, Carla, I particularly admire
the way you handle passes.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Guy in the back room tonight asked me
if I wanted to play something called
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the Shepherdess and the Hun.
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Which part did he want you to play?
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This is fun, isn't it?
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The easy give-and-take
between two working gals.
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You know,
I think we're coming together.
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That's the Open Grave.
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Give it another 15 minutes
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and you'll be French-kissing
the sump pump.
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No, no, seriously.
We're connecting. I'm certain of it.
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Yeah, people need people.
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I'm a people person.
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I can be there for you, Carla.
I wanna be there for you.
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Please. Benefit from my depth.
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This stuff, great.
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You would do that for me?
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You'd listen to me?
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With all my heart, mind and soul.
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You know...
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Thank you.
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There are moments when I just wanna
spill my guts, you know what I mean?
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Yes.
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I mean, I got things...
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...one thing in particular...
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...that I've been carrying around
inside of me for a long time.
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Tell me.
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I mean, I barely know you.
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Well, Carla, you brought it up.
You obviously want to get it out.
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Yeah, maybe I do, but...
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Carla, I swear,
I'll keep my mouth shut.
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I swear.
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About five years ago...
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...Sam threw a party here.
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The big guy was
still on the sauce then,
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so every night was an excuse
for a big bash.
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Anyway, this one time,
he was too tanked to drive home,
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so I took him.
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I helped him upstairs.
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To his bedroom.
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One thing led to another...
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...and nine months later
Gino was born.
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Gino?
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Sam's son.
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Carla, I don't believe this.
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Me neither. You're gonna die.
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Sam.
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Sam did this?
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He's a beast!
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Oh, no.
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No, Sam's been really good about it.
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I mean, he's always helped out
with the kid.
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I never blamed him for anything.
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It was as much my fault as his.
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But you bore the child.
You are raising the child.
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You plucky little soldier, you.
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Diane...
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...Sam and I are the only ones that know.
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Understand?
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Carla, I...
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I just wanna hug you right now.
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I feel kind of close to you too.
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People
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People who need people
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Good God.
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Carla, my goombah.
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I like somebody who knows
when she's had enough.
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Hi. Sorry I'm back.
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Sorry. I forgot my bubble gum.
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I know that sounds crazy...
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Oh, my God, Carla, you killed her.
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Don't get your hopes up, Sam.
I just mixed her a drink.
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Oh, Carla, you made her
an Open Grave.
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Yeah, and she leaped right in.
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I mean, she's out cold.
I mean, this is irresponsible.
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Hey, I tried to slow her down.
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I'm gonna...
I'm gonna take her home.
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- Will you get her things for me?
- Yeah, sure.
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Did you straighten everything out,
the two of you?
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Oh, yeah. You know, it was great.
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She got sickening,
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and I told the biggest lie I could
think of, and she started to sing.
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Well, why did you do that?
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She brings out
the little devil in me, Sam.
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I don't know, I was getting
a buzz on, feeling loose,
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I just decided to have
some fun with her.
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- What did you tell her?
- Sam, it's something I told Diane,
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and she swore she would
never tell another living soul.
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She'll tell you tomorrow.
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- Afternoon, everybody.
- Hey, Norm.
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How's it going, Norm?
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Daddy's rich and
Mama's good-looking.
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- Good evening.
- Oh, hi, Diane.
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How are you?
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Hey, sis, how's my buddy
feeling today?
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Well...
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...I got up this morning,
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I washed my face,
I shaved my tongue...
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...came right in.
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However,
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no regrets.
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Evenings like that come
seldom in a lifetime.
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- How are you, Carla?
- Oh, fine, thanks.
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And how is poor little Gino?
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A little hungover, are we?
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I can't keep anything from you.
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You know, I know something
to stop hangovers.
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Oh, thank God. Help me. What is it?
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Don't drink so much.
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Thank you.
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But thank you, Sam, truly,
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for getting Carla and I
together at last.
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You're welcome.
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She really is
a wonderful woman, isn't she?
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Yeah, she's all right.
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And her children are
truly wonderful too.
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Yeah, if you like
chain saws with feet.
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But I understand that Gino
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is an extraordinarily fine young man.
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Which one's he?
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He's who he is.
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Hey, Sam, where's
my bourbon and ginger?
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Oh, yeah, sorry.
Coming right up, babe.
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You're slipping, sweetheart.
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You're staring at me.
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- Oh, was I?
- Yeah.
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Right through me, as a matter of fact.
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Oh, I gotta get home to the little lady.
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Tonight's my tenth wedding anniversary.
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- Hey, hey, congratulations!
- Thank you.
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- Big plans, huh?
- The biggest. Going out for pizza.
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It gets me back here about 10:00.
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A whole quarter.
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I'm gonna name the Ferrari after you.
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Now, look here, miss...
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- No, you look.
- Hey, Carla.
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- My office, right now.
- Sam, a quarter.
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That's a whole dollar below insult!
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- Carla, right now.
- Sam.
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It wasn't her fault.
She was deliberately snubbed...
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Diane, she's my employee.
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- This is none of your business.
- Wait...
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Stay out of it, Diane.
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Coach. Coach, Sam just called
Carla an employee.
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No kidding.
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How did Carla take it?
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Coach, what do you think
he's gonna do to her back there?
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Probably nothing.
Just bawl her out a little.
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How dare he chastise her.
She can barely scrape out a living.
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How much suffering
does the poor woman have to do?
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She's raising four children,
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not to mention that
one of them is Sam's...
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One of Carla's kids is Sam's kid?
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00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:56,474
No.
256
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:58,851
No, I didn't say that.
257
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:01,354
Wait a minute.
Let me figure this out.
258
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,522
Now, wait...
259
00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:07,276
Sam knows Carla five years, right?
260
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:10,279
And Carla's youngest kid Gino
is seven and a half.
261
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,865
Well, that's it. That works out.
262
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:15,952
Wait a minute.
263
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:20,623
- Gino is seven and a half years old?
- Yeah.
264
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,960
And Sam and Carla have only known
each other five years?
265
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:27,338
Right. But who would ever figure
that Gino was Sam's kid?
266
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:32,635
She lied.
267
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,888
She deliberately lied.
268
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:39,016
You mean that Gino's not Sam's kid?
269
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,394
- No.
- Holy mackerel.
270
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:44,564
This is gonna break Sam's heart
when he hears this.
271
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:48,901
I reached out to her.
272
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:50,736
That weasel.
273
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,574
Coach, what do you do
when you are so furious
274
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,742
that you have to do something?
275
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,036
Well, I know you'd think
it's kind of crazy,
276
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,330
but I bang my head on the bar.
277
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:08,129
Doesn't sound crazy to me.
It might do me a lot of good right now.
278
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,589
Well, okay.
279
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:14,885
No, no. Oh, Coach. Stop that, please.
280
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,470
You feel better?
281
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,933
Yes, thank you. How about you?
282
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,437
Well, I feel fine. I mean, to me it's
kind of, you know, a picker-upper.
283
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:30,943
Hello. My name is Carla.
I'll be your slave for the evening.
284
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:33,904
No, I won't do it.
285
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,115
I won't give her the satisfaction.
286
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:40,244
She's just waiting for me
to break her confidence.
287
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:44,332
She can play me for the fool,
but she will not tarnish my dignity.
288
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:45,916
This is none of your concern.
289
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:51,547
Hello, my friend,
my dearest confidante.
290
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,674
How's your rotten, lying little mouth?
291
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:57,303
Gotcha.
292
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:02,683
"One thing led to another,
and then Gino was born."
293
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,727
I knew it. I knew you'd tell.
294
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:07,355
You had to tell somebody
our secret to find out.
295
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:10,566
- That's beside the point.
- No. I knew you couldn't keep it.
296
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:13,027
You hold your secrets
like you hold your booze.
297
00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:18,407
Telling me that story
was reprehensible.
298
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:21,827
Oh, lighten up.
You wanna be my friend?
299
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,497
You wanna get along?
Let your hair down.
300
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,249
How about I take your hair
and scour the sink with it.
301
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,505
Is that a Brillo shot?
302
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,385
Only if it offends you.
303
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:41,681
You sound like a lady
who is getting tired of her teeth.
304
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:48,270
I'm tired of your teeth and
all the vermicelli in between.
305
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,109
Cliff, in my office. Get her...
306
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,495
Be quiet!
307
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,082
Think Sammy can handle
that one, huh, Coach?
308
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:11,419
Gee, I hate to see that kind of thing
happen between women.
309
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:16,340
Yeah, I know what you mean, Coach.
Women fighting is very unladylike.
310
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,552
Unless, of course,
they're wallowing around in mud pits.
311
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:21,429
Yeah.
312
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:27,101
Now, somebody, please,
tell me what's going on.
313
00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:30,521
Last night, out of the goodness
of my heart,
314
00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:33,691
I reached out to this little twerp.
315
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:36,736
- No, no, no.
- And she deliberately duped me
316
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:40,281
into believing that you were
the father of one of her children.
317
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:42,491
- Me?
- Yes.
318
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,287
She referred to it as a joke.
319
00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:47,538
Snicker, snicker.
320
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:52,251
I told her we fooled around once
and Gino was the result.
321
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:53,836
Gino?
322
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,088
You told her that you and...
323
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,424
And you thought she and I...
324
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,010
Gino?
325
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:05,264
Your... Your Gino?
326
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:15,858
You should have seen her face.
Her chin was in her lap.
327
00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:21,781
Of course, laugh at the fool.
Laugh at my expense.
328
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,366
- Show her a picture of Gino.
- Oh, yeah, okay.
329
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:49,850
You think he's funny-looking.
330
00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:52,269
You wanna see
what makes Gino laugh?
331
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:53,771
- Oh, yeah.
- His real dad.
332
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:54,897
Let me see.
333
00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:29,515
Well...
334
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:38,941
Hey, look, whitey. I'm sorry.
335
00:22:40,818 --> 00:22:43,028
I know I can be
a real pain sometimes.
336
00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:50,369
And I know that I take things
a little too seriously at times.
337
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,080
I guess I need to be reminded of that.
338
00:22:53,247 --> 00:22:55,416
Well, I'll always be there for you.
339
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:59,712
Listen, I want you two
to shake hands.
340
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:09,763
You're all right.
341
00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:14,018
Hey, maybe we can go
to a movie one night.
342
00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:16,478
Fine. When?
343
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,105
I'll get back to you.
344
00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:21,942
I'm proud of you. I really am.
345
00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:25,362
I'm proud of you
for holding your own with Carla.
346
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,115
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
347
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:31,493
Sam, could I ask a little
348
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:33,579
off-the-cuff question?
349
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:34,705
Sure.
350
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:38,250
Who took me home last night,
you or Carla?
351
00:23:40,044 --> 00:23:41,253
You don't remember?
352
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:43,130
No.
353
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:45,257
We both did.
354
00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:48,886
Who put my pajamas on?
355
00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:52,890
Carla did.
356
00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:56,101
You'd already left by that time, right?
357
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,479
No, no, no. No, I was still there.
358
00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:02,316
You mean watching?
359
00:24:02,483 --> 00:24:06,445
No, no, I was in the other room,
minding my own business.
360
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,489
On my good behavior,
361
00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:10,658
trying on your lingerie.
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