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[dramatic tense music]

[gunfire ricocheting]

[outlaw speaking in Spanish]

Hey! Wait!

Wait for me!

-Who are these guys? -[gunfire echoing]

[gunfire ricocheting]

[outlaw speaking in Spanish]

[gunfire ricocheting]

[gunfire ricocheting]

Come on, come on, come on!

[gun clicking empty]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Don't overdo it.

Handbill says alive.

[gun clicks]

[gun thuds]

[Zeke falls]

[Zeke exclaims]

Morning, Zeke.

That's Mr. Tyler to any bastard who pistol whips me.

[Bounty Hunter] Somebody woke up feeling prickly.

Oh, I was just dreaming about a beautiful girl

I know down at Saltillo.

Imagine my disappointment to wake up and see you.

Anyone ever tell you you got a face like a burned boot?

Now that other horse is gone,

there's no sign of the third rider.

[Zeke] Well, I don't suppose you unfortunate boys

have any clue who it is you're robbing, do you?

We ain't bandits.

Clear as day, but I don't see no badges.

'Cause we ain't lawmen.

[Waco groans]

Bounty hunters then.

And from the looks of it,

some of the worst I've ever seen.

That's mighty bold coming from a man

on the ground looking up, friend.

He prefers Mr. Tyler.

Oh, I'll be sure to have them carve that

in the tree they're probably gonna hang you from.

Neither one of you know, huh?

I am astonished.

Some bounty hunters, you two can't tell

the difference between a skunk and a house cat.

Dutch, I got the feeling

he thinks we're missing something.

Yeah, I'm picking up on that.

Hey, why don't you quit beating the devil around the stump

and just fill us in on your little secret?

Information isn't free.

Neither are you.

So we understand each other.

We do.

And you're a man of your word?

I am.

You won't go back on it, now?

Never do.

Alright, here it is.

I see the both of you just standing there

grinning at me when not 30 paces to your backside,

there's the real prize.

Well?

Well what?

You shot a hole clean through his face.

I can't make him out at all.

You couldn't have aimed lower?

Oh, well excuse me.

It didn't seem important at the time

when he was trying to kill me.

Who is that?

Gentlemen, allow me to introduce you

to the dearly departed Benicio Morales.

That's Moonshine Morales?

Lizard's Tooth himself.

What'd he say?

He says that's Benicio Morales.

This is Benny the Stallion?

How do we know you're not lying?

You know the stories?

Anyone wearing a six gun knows about Morales.

Then you probably heard the one

about the Quechan natives

who inked a little scorpion just above his heart?

Providing you didn't blow a hole in it.

Hey, take a look at his chest.

He got a scorpion alright.

If this here's Morales, who's that other guy?

Useless.

Well, I be damned.

I outgunned the Rio Rattlesnake himself.

Did you hear that, Waco?

We were all riding pretty quick there.

You coulda hit him by accident.

Oh, you horse's ass.

That was marksmanship and you know it.

And they'll sings of your glory

all throughout the heartland.

Now, if you two would just untie me,

I'll take one of them horses and skedaddle.

Now, why on God's green earth would we do that?

Because you said you would.

Waco, did you ever hear me make a deal like that?

Nope.

But you said you was a man of your word.

I am, but it's not my fault

if you infer something incorrectly.

[scoffs] You've got to be kidding me.

That body over there has gotta be worth

five times what I am alive or dead

in any county west of the Mississippi.

That's true.

It is.

And you are in hostile border country.

We are.

-Yes we are. -So?

Any bounty hunter with a lick of sense north of his ears

knows that the move here is to take that body

and hightail it to the nearest town sheriff.

I'm only gonna slow you down.

Your chances of being robbed and killed out here

and me escaping is not worth the price

on my meager little handbill.

Yeah.

You know, that, that does sound smart.

[sighs] So you'll let me go?

Nope.

Not a chance.

[dramatic music]

Ha. I figured it out.

[Dutch] Oh, we're in for it now.

Well, I recognize the name

but my head's a bit scrambled from earlier.

You's the Waco Kid, ain't you?

Bare knuckle boxing champion?

Yeah, I am. [clicks his tongue]

[chuckles] You are famous!

Oh!

My daddy took me to one of your title fights

when I was just a boy.

Oh yeah? Which one?

The one you lost. [laughs]

[gun clicks]

[dramatic music]

He don't have to talk when we turn him in, does he?

Well isn't this just a day for celebrities?

We got a dead one and another whose career's just as dead.

Say, what exploits was you known for

when you were younger, Dutch?

Kind that daddies don't bring their boys to see.

[Waco Kid chuckling]

You know, he's right though.

We can't camp out here in the wide open.

Not with a body this valuable.

What was that town we passed a while back?

Oro, Oro Lindo, Beautiful Gold.

We keep riding, we can be there by nightfall.

What do you think?

Boom town with a name like that?

Sounds like a blast.

[crickets chirping]

[owl hooting]

[horses walking]

Somebody forgot to put the boom in boom town.

More like doom town.

[horses walking]

Looks like the sheriff's office up ahead.

[dramatic music]

Evening gentlemen.

What can I do for you?

You the sheriff?

Afraid not. Deputy Elijah Stone.

Well, Deputy Stone, would you be so kind

as to round up the sheriff?

We've got some turkeys to trade.

[Deputy sighs]

Zeke Tyler. You back so soon?

Well, what can I say?

It's hard to keep an angel outta paradise.

How's your sister, Eli?

She can still drink your sorry carcass under the table.

Well you tell her I'm sorry.

The doctor promised it would clear up in a few weeks.

Well, I can see you two are acquainted.

Yeah, old Zeke here,

he's been staying in town the last season or so.

Well it looks like he ventured out

and got himself into some trouble again.

He's been a wanted man

a whole lot longer than a season.

Mister, we don't have bounty hunters around here.

Some folks just like to be left alone.

Yeah, well you do tonight.

[dramatic music]

Charges are listed.

Whoa, hold on, one of these is handwritten.

We couldn't find a law office

between hell and this town,

but I think you'll recognize the name.

[Deputy sighs]

Trying to tell me that that stiff there

is really Benicio Morales?

Pale Rider himself. Tattoo and all.

Old Bullwhip Ben. I'm impressed.

Still in all, you're all gonna have to wait 'til tomorrow.

Sheriff don't pay out except from sun up to sun down.

Don't suppose he'd make an exception here?

This one's been baking in the sun all day

and this one's been running our patience down so far,

he's in debt for it.

Well, you're just gonna have to

endure their company until tomorrow.

But you don't have to worry about losing your catch.

This here's a nice, safe, sleepy little town.

[gunfire echoing distantly]

If it's so safe, what was that?

Bullfrogs.

Uh-huh?

Now I don't suppose you could recommend

a place for us to sleep for the evening

that ain't got no bullfrogs?

Everything this side of the border's

closed up for the night.

But, on the south side of town, cantina's still open.

You boys should head on down there,

soak up some of the local flavor until morning.

[tense music]

♪ Let me tell you story about the deed that I have done ♪

♪ Murdered my true lover with the barrel of my gun ♪

Go, got it, got it, yeah!

-[men laughing] -[lively music]

[Dutch] Two whiskeys, please.

[bartender speaking in Spanish]

[chains rattling]

[Dutch sighs]

Gracias.

Hey, you wouldn't have a place

we could stay for the evening, would you?

I have a room upstairs.

That'll do great. Gracias.

[gentle romantic music]

[Zeke stomping]

[clothes shuffling]

[Zeke hawking and spitting]

Hello, darling.

What's a tiger lily like you

doing in a cow trough like this?

Oh, don't mind the ropes.

I was just practicing my career as a escapist.

Wouldn't mind tying you up.

They say I'm a real artist.

[Waco yanks Zeke]

Sorry ma'am.

If his brains were dynamite,

he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

Certainly seems explosive either way.

Oh, now who's feeling prickly, huh?

Can a condemned man have a few simple pleasures?

Which whiskey's mine?

The one you pay for.

You're making a bounty off of me.

And until we do,

I'm afraid we can't afford any more drinks.

Dos whiskeys, senorita!

"Dos whiskeys, senorita!"

[Zeke stomps]

Boom, one, two, three.

He says, meet me outside the mine,

I said, you keep running your mouth.

He didn't think I would go there.

[Zeke stomps]

[Patron] He had it coming, he had it coming.

[Zeke stomping]

[Zeke stomping]

Hola, amigos.

[Zeke laughs]

Say, I don't suppose any of you boys is boxers, huh?

Boxeo? El luchador?

Si, we can box.

Are you asking us to fight you?

I don't think you would win, my friend.

No, I was just having a little private conversation

with my famous friends over there, Waco,

that's the Waco Kid by the way, for those who are wondering,

and he was just telling me

how fond he was of Mexican women,

so if any of you have mothers or wives

or sisters or daughters there,

you better watch out, this...

[Zeke stomping]

Dios mio, hey, it is him.

Please, Mr. Waco, I love to box,

could you show us some of your moves?

I'm sorry, kid, my brawling days are over.

Please, just, just one quick round?

Like a warmup? For me, it would be my honor.

It's not gonna happen, kid, sorry.

We're exhausted, we're heading up to our room.

Let's go, Waco.

His honor.

[Rosemary walks]

[dramatic music]

Nothing serious.

[Caleb laughing]

Just a little warmup.

Exactly, yes, just a warmup.

A warmup with a champ!

[Caleb laughing]

A little slap box.

[Boxer] Yeah, okay, sure, sure.

[Dutch patting]

Don't overdo it.

[Waco Kid] Alright, let's see what you got, kid.

[Zeke groaning]

[Dutch groaning]

Oh, what in the hell is this?

What?

Now. Don't you go nowhere.

I wouldn't dream of it.

[Zeke scooting chair]

Evening, ma'am, pardon the interruption.

I think it might be best

if we move you to another table.

Oh. Is there going to be an exhibition?

I guess you could call it that,

but sometimes these things get a little rowdy.

Understood.

So, what is that you're reading?

"Dracula". Bram Stoker.

Ah.

Yeah, I just finished that one myself

about a month and a half ago.

Really? How'd you like it?

I quite enjoyed it.

I guess my favorite part was-

Oh no, please! I only just started.

I understand.

My name's Dutch Langford.

Rosemary O'Rourke.

Pleasure to meet you, ma'am.

Likewise.

What brings you to Oro Lindo, Mr. Langford?

My partner and I are traveling through,

we're doing a little bounty hunting.

Ah, exciting.

Are you on the hunt?

Not at the moment, no.

In fact, we got us a nice little

high dollar bounty earlier today.

I see.

And that high dollar bounty

wouldn't be the man making it

for the door right now, would it?

Oh no, he's dead. He's tied up on the horses.

No, that other idiot is Zeke...

Hey. Waco, get him!

Huh?

[loud punch]

[Waco spits]

Okay.

Excuse me, ma'am.

Get back here!

[lively dramatic music]

Whoa, hey!

Come on!

[loud slap]

[bar patron falls]

You got this, you got this!

Are you done now?

-Get your hands! -Calm down.

No, I'm not gonna calm down, now get me out of this chair!

Get me out of this chair.

-You got this, you got this! -Come on!

[crowd gasping]

[loud slap]

[table breaks]

[crowd cheering]

-Get me out of this chair, -Calm down!

Get me out of this chair!

Dutch, outside.

-Oh, sh- -[Zeke laughing]

Shut up! Waco!

Hold on!

[loud thud]

[Zeke falls]

Get back here! Where are you going with that?

My dead body.

Let go of it.

Waco, can you help me over here?

[glass shattering]

[chair crashes]

[loud kick]

[glass shattering]

[loud punch]

[loud punch]

[loud punch]

[glass shattering]

[Rosemary gasping]

[bottle thuds]

Get out!

Get outta here!

[tense music]

[chair thudding]

[gunfire echoing]

[gunfire echoing]

[Bar patron falling]

[Bar patron groaning]

[pistol swooshing]

[Bar patron falling]

[rooster crowing]

[dramatic music]

Sheriff's ready to see you boys now.

[Dutch sighing]

Body inside yours too?

Nope.

He's useless.

[Elijah scoffing]

I don't think he likes you.

[Dutch groaning]

Think they'll refund our room?

Not a chance.

Now, you ready?

-Yep. -Oh.

[body crashing]

Be careful!

Really? Waco?

[Waco groaning]

[swooshing]

So, who's the body stinking up my porch?

Benicio Morales.

The Slim Reaper?

The Sideways Scorpion.

He preferred The Tabasco Knife.

And I'm the man that killed him.

Sure did.

Well unfortunately boys,

I can't pay out a bounty that size in one day.

You boys are gonna have to wait around a while

until I can scrounge up enough cash.

I thought this was a gold town.

So, how long do you expect that to be?

We weren't planning on staying long.

[hand thudding]

That will be when Thaddeus Vincent

decides to make his next deposit.

[door knocking]

Hello, gentlemen.

Sheriff Pearlwood, I do hate to intrude,

but I'm afraid I must insist.

I have had quite a time

trying to get an audience with you

and the matter that I need to discuss is urgent.

Well, be that as it may,

you're gonna have to wait your turn.

See, I'm having a conversation with these fine gentlemen.

-Sheriff, I understand- -Now, please,

no need to send her away on our account.

Our business here is done.

Anyway, hey Deputy, why don't you,

why don't you show us over to the undertaker?

[chuckles] I'd love to show you to the undertaker.

Ma'am.

Good luck.

Thank you.

[Deputy grunting]

It appears you have an opening in your schedule.

So there is.

[Rosemary clearing throat]

As I mentioned in my letters,

my name is Rosemary O'Rourke.

Mhmm.

I work in close connection with an orphanage in Boston

that has sent hundreds of children out West

on the Orphan Trains, and my job is to follow up

on the children's wellbeing,

make sure they're in loving, good homes

with thoughtful families-

Yeah, I've read your letters.

Superb.

Then you know that there are several Orphan Train children

that I have not been able to locate

despite my considerable effort.

It's a large county.

I've traversed much of it.

With a lot of farms.

I've been to all of them.

Those children did not leave Oro Lindo.

This is a border town,

people go missing all the time.

Yes, but these are children, Sheriff.

Children have gone missing. And that matters.

Dismissal of the subject is most out of the question.

Now, it would be very helpful

if you could provide me some sort of list

of local citizens or shop owners

that may have taken someone in.

I assume your benefactor, Mr. Thaddeus Vincent

will be on that list as well.

Sure, Miss.

We can get you a list.

But it'll take us a day or so.

In a day or so.

Much obliged.

Thank you, gentlemen.

[heels clacking]

[tense sinister music]

[Zeke falling]

You've done it this time.

Well, you know, I'm impressed as hell

that Thaddeus can shave an ape and teach it to talk.

What other tricks do you know, monkey boy?

Can't wait to squash you.

You better buy me flowers first.

Besides, you know you can't touch me

unless the master lets you off the leash.

Move.

[Zeke yelping like a monkey]

[Zeke stomping]

[woman speaking in Spanish]

All the families in this town,

we understand the way things work.

We are not blind whose name is written on the wood beams

every time a new building goes up.

I wouldn't have a home

if not for the loans that you provided.

And I am more than happy to pay for them back.

My brother Caleb as well.

He works in your mines every day.

He doesn't complain, he doesn't make trouble.

But I do see his pain every morning

and I watch him drag himself home every night.

[speaks in Spanish]

I have no illusions for charity in this world.

My brother doesn't know I'm here.

But I come to say that we are good people

who want to see a real step forward

for all our hard work.

Not a step back.

A small leniency on the interest, even.

As a self-made man, I'm sure you understand that.

[chuckles] My, my, my.

Miss Salazar, that is a display of passion and rhetoric

I've not seen from a politician in years.

And believe me, they come by the wagon load

to this humble little country house of mine.

That was quite the performance.

Mr. Vincent, I did not came here to perform.

Only speak the truth.

Yes, of course.

Everyone endeavors to speak the truth.

But the truth is like anything else

between heaven and hell.

It is entirely subject to the whims

of those who are in possession of it.

Truth, Miss Salazar, is like a tool

to get what one wants.

To fire at someone.

Mr. Vincent, there's nothing I'm asking for here

that will deprive you.

[laughs] Ah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

There it is.

You've now gone from the realm of your truth

into the realm of my truth.

Your truth, Miss Salazar, is based upon what you see,

what your people see.

And that is not what I see.

You see a cow and know it to be a meal.

I see a cow and know it to precede a herd.

You see a hut and know it to be a home,

I see a hut and know it to precede a thousand just like it.

Your people saw a hole in the ground

and said, nay, thou shalt not go there

because there be demons.

But not I.

Because I knew what God left in there for me.

Gold.

We are not alike and I do not understand.

So, the subject of your half-brother.

Your half-brother is a drinker and a rabble rouser,

you know, maybe perhaps if he were to spend

a little less of his leisure time

working on his right hook,

he would be less desperate.

But.

I can see that he is a special prize to you.

I could treat him as one of my special prizes.

Say my prize horse.

Do you know what I do to them, Miss Salazar,

when they no longer perform for me?

I put a bullet in their head.

I put them out of their misery.

And I replace them with something that benefits me.

Am I clear?

There'll be no change

to your payment schedule, Miss Salazar.

I do not care one continental for your disposition.

You and your people will pay accordingly.

Be blessed on the way out.

Hoo! That is one feisty chili pepper.

Ah, ah, ah, do not sit in the furniture, Zeke.

How did everything go?

Oh, it, you know, it went great. [chuckles]

Well, that's great.

Send in Benicio.

Yeah, about that.

Benicio is, he's, he's, he's-

Is he indisposed?

He's presupposed, that's the word I was looking for.

And well, see, complications arose

and things being what they are, he's-

Dead as a door nail,

collecting flies in a wooden shed

behind the undertaker's shop, you desert canary.

You nailed it.

Is that what you call real great, you incompetent fool?

I paid a small fortune for that killer.

I'm forced to endure 37 asinine nicknames

anytime somebody whispers about him and-

Well, there's more than that.

And lo and behold, lo and behold,

not even a legend can survive riding

with the likes of you, Zeke!

Please.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Not the face!

How many teeth, boss?

No, no, no, wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Well, now, wait, wait!

We was bush whacked by bounty hunters.

They popped off a lucky shot on Morales.

But I wasn't lying before.

Well, that was afterwards.

See, we did the job we were sent to do.

We got the deed.

The farmer's not gonna be a problem anymore,

I promise you that.

The farmer's dead?

That's right.

I did it myself. Popped him right there.

[pops lips and laughs]

I dropped his ass down a well! Oh.

The land is yours to dig, boss,

but I would not drink the water.

That was my favorite uncle growing up.

My condolences.

But you didn't tell us that part before.

[Mr.Vincent sighs]

He should've sold me that land years ago.

Family is only a title of import

as long as you give it leave to be.

Zeke, you remember that.

I always said that. I've always said that.

Where's the deed?

[chuckles] Well...

It's a cute story.

You're gonna laugh.

It's in my saddlebags

and the bounty hunters have those.

But if you send the bearded lady and me,

we'll take care of it, lickety split.

No, not right now.

But I want you to keep an eye on 'em.

We'll do it when the time is right.

Send in the other boys when you're on your way out.

And Zeke? Do better.

I'm trying my damnedest, sir.

Can I have my gun back, please? [sighs]

Well, that's just being rude and spiteful.

I'm gonna have to pick those up.

Ammunition is expensive these days

and you're just being careless,

what if the boss steps on 'em?

That's, alright.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

What you reading there, boss?

Love letters from a concerned citizen.

[Zeke] Oh, there's this girl in Abilene,

she used to write to me twice-

[somber music]

Nope. Never heard of them.

Oh. I see.

The cobbler and the blacksmith both told me you adopted.

I truly hoped that I'd find these children here.

Well sure, I adopted.

Had great success with the Orphan Train.

Two little boys and a little girl,

raised right here in this shop.

Poor things, barely knew their folks back East

before the cough took 'em.

I wasn't ready to be no daddy, though,

I'll tell you that.

They called me Gabe, same as any.

I raised them right, though.

They're good kids, all of them.

That's wonderful to hear.

Are they around?

They haven't been around for years.

Around here, we tend to bring them up pretty quick

and they let out the second

they feel like they're old enough to.

Like I said, I'm no daddy.

I couldn't have kept the shop afloat without 'em, though.

'Cause Lord knows Mr. Vincent's

got us all up to our damn ears in debt.

The girl.

Her name wasn't Violet was it?

No, no, her name was Sarah.

I see.

[Rosemary clears throat]

Well, I'd still love to record

all their names and ages if you don't mind.

You mentioned Mr. Thaddeus Vincent.

I've heard his name mentioned multiple times, today alone.

And I have found it quite common

for a person of means to adopt quite frequently.

Have you ever seen Mr. Vincent

or one of his representatives at the train station

when the orphans arrive?

Oh yeah, they're out there every time.

[door creaking]

You know what, ma'am? I must be mistaken.

I am old, my memory does slip often.

I just don't think I can help you today.

[tense music]

[man chuckling]

-Come on, let's go. -Alright,

let's get outta here.

[group clamoring]

She's over there!

Hey, I'm trying!

Get my hat, put it on my head.

It's heavy, it's heavy!

I know it's heavy, you're heavy too.

I will cut you in half!

Get off me, get off me!

Get outta here.

He does that to me too.

Oh! Oh!

Oh my Lord, I am so sorry.

Are you okay?

Be as sorry as you like, Miss.

You'll never be as sorry as a mining man.

-Here, let me help you. -I don't believe I ever saw

a nugget like you in this town before.

What's a town like you doing in a woman like this?

[Rosemary laughs nervously]

Really, sir, the day is far too young

to be in such a state, do not lean upon this man.

What state?

This is the state of Thaddeus Vincent.

Where men are things to be leaned upon,

he knows it as well as I do.

[loud clanking]

And you, you can lean on me anytime you like. [chuckles]

I'm real hands, handy.

How about you hold onto these?

[loud clanking]

Oh! Ah!

[knife unsheathing]

[dramatic music]

[loud grunting]

Why don't you put that toothpick away, son,

before somebody gets hurt?

You wanna remove your hand?

Don't overdo it.

What?

[loud punches]

[assailant cackling]

Thanks.

[chuckles] Lookie what I found.

Get her, Concho.

[shovel clattering]

[loud grunting]

Not to me! Whoa!

Oh, oh God!

-[assailant yelping] -[flames crackling]

[steam hissing]

[Waco Kid whistling]

Come on.

Night night.

[glass shattering]

-Hey. -Whoa.

Hold it right there, son.

You don't want this.

Yeah, that was a fine scrap and all.

But you skin leather,

becomes something totally different.

It's not a fight you wake up from.

You ain't that fast, old man!

Well.

That was quite the fandango.

Well, good afternoon, Miss O'Rourke.

Dutch, Waco.

-Ma'am. -Lovely to see you both.

How are you enjoying your stay?

Fair enough, I reckon.

Although I am beginning to notice a pattern.

Yeah, every time she's around, I get hit in the face.

That wasn't what I was referring to.

Well, seems you gave quite a bit more than you got.

First rule of a fight.

Indeed.

I have worked up an appetite.

What do you boys say to joining me for a bite?

Southways a bit.

I don't care too much for the hospitality

on this side of town.

Oh, here, let me.

I feel the manners improving around us already. Ma'am?

You should start a charm school.

So, how do you do that? You just?

-You just, yeah. -It's cool.

[gentle somber music]

Roy.

These men,

these boys got themselves something to report.

It's a street fight, Eli.

That ain't what they say.

So you want me to take testimony

of a man who loses a fight yet claims otherwise?

I do that, I'm gonna have to take testimony

of every pair of hands in this town.

We have ourselves a duty to act.

Don't you?

Pearl. I am so glad you're here.

I would like to report a crime.

Pearlwood.

Right.

More importantly, there's been a vicious attack

on men in my employ.

Initiated with their backs turned, no less.

The cowardice of some men,

it never ceases to sadden me.

I trust, Pearl, Sheriff, that you will treat this crime

with the severity and sentencing that it deserves.

I would like to introduce you

to my daughter, adopted daughter.

Lizzie, come child.

It's okay, take my hand. Good.

We need to uphold the laws in this town,

if for no other reason, do it for the children.

I'm glad to see that you're taking justice so seriously.

I've taken the liberty of forming you a posse.

Starting with myself.

You're welcome.

[Elijah chuckling]

I'll order us something. You boys grab us a table.

Well boys, deal me in.

Better yet, pass me the California Bible

and let me have a shuffle.

Have you ever heard of Three-card Monte?

Another time, Waco. We got grub coming.

Well, they had stew, stew, and stew.

I didn't know what you prefer

so I went with the stew.

Hope that's alright.

I guess it'll just have to stew. [chuckles]

So, Miss O'Rourke-

Oh. Rosemary is just fine.

Rosemary, you know what Waco and I are doing here

but we never had the chance to ask you.

Care to share?

Not to pile on, but I'm quite curious myself.

Well, have you ever heard of the Orphan Trains?

-Mhmm. -Sure have.

I've heard 'em called Mercy Trains.

Always wondered if that was strictly true.

Well, it mostly is.

However, I have recently found the records lacking

as to the wellbeing of those children

once they're adopted off the trains.

So I have taken it upon myself to follow up,

make sure they're properly cared for.

My sister and I,

we were sent out West in an Orphan Train.

So I know firsthand just how rough of a life that can be.

And therefore I am doing my best

to prevent other children

from having rough lives as well.

Yeah, well, as heavy as that seems

that's a mighty fine cross to bear.

So, what about your sister?

Does she work with you?

I am sure she would.

So, are there children from the Orphan Train

here in Oro Lindo?

And have you found them? Are they okay?

As it turns out,

there is suspiciously little information

I can find regarding their whereabouts.

The sheriff and the deputy

are about as useful as a couple of songbirds

in an orchestra.

Yeah, we've got a similar opinion.

Hmm.

My only lead is the troubling encounter

I had with the shopkeeper.

He was very forthcoming,

right up until Thaddeus Vincent's men

made their appearance.

So this Vincent character,

you think he has something to do

with these children missing?

His name keeps popping up in all the worst places.

I am not sure, but I have decided

I am not leaving until I find them.

I apologize for intruding.

But I know where the children are.

What? You do?

Who are you?

Oh, I'm sorry, that was a little rude.

What I mean is, what is your name?

My name is Lita Salazar.

I live in town with my brother Caleb.

He works in Mr. Vincent's gold mines.

So there is gold in this town.

Hardly.

The town itself never sees it.

The gold is mined by its people,

but it stays hoarded with Senor Vincent.

That and half of the towns debt.

And the children?

The mines.

That's where the children are.

What? That can't be.

It's true.

Most people in town don't know.

Mr. Vincent tries to keep it a secret.

But my brother Caleb has seen it.

Caleb!

[they converse in Spanish]

[group laughing]

Oh, Senor Waco! So good to see you.

My spine is crooked.

Yeah, I think I left a tooth or two

on the floorboards over here.

Very fun, ah, we should go another round.

Easy. Only the first round's free.

Ay.

[Lita] Caleb, it's time to be serious.

We're talking about Mr. Vincent.

What do they wanna know?

Is it true that he has children working in the mines?

[Caleb sighing]

It is.

I've seen them with my own eyes.

Only certain workers, those of us who go in the deepest,

have seen them.

Mr. Vincent uses the children

to get into the crevices

and other places that myself

and the other adults can't fit into.

[ominous music]

We try to make it as easy as we can for them in there.

Sometimes we even squeeze ourselves down

to keep them from doing anything.

But it's dangerous and we're watched closely.

Sometimes his men come down with us and, well,

when that happens,

sometimes the children don't always come back out.

And you've never done anything to stop him?

[Lita] It's not that easy.

It must be!

I'm sure you've heard the expression

don't bite the hand that feeds you.

Well, I doubt that applies to evil hands.

Something must be done.

No offense, senorita, but that's easy to say

as someone who does not live here.

My brother is right, his name is in everything.

He owns the land. He owns our livelihoods.

He owns the law.

Anyone who stands up to Vincent ends up dead.

But you are right too.

I am tired of just surviving.

If I am going to live, it has to be for something.

We have to stop Vincent.

Win or lose, we have to try.

I've known bad men all my life.

I've rode with them and I've chased them down.

But one thing I know for certain,

a bad man that's got away with something for so long

ain't gonna stop.

It's gonna come down to a fight

and when it does, you got Waco and me.

Damn right.

Ain't nothing worth getting up for

like putting bruises on a bully.

I'm in.

A lot of people are scared.

But if anyone can lift this town up,

it's Lita and I'm with her.

Well.

Then we have our team.

And we start by rescuing those children.

[dramatic tense music]

That's him. Mr. Vincent.

Looks like a snake on stilts.

That's Lizzie.

She's one of the missing children.

Ooh, that vulture!

[cane tapping]

Better.

Miss O'Rourke, I presume.

Thaddeus Vincent. Charmed to meet you.

Mr. Vincent.

Normally I'd say pleased to make your acquaintance but-

Yes, of course you are.

My acquaintance pleases everyone.

Dutch, are you pleased?

Nope.

I can assure you, gentlemen,

that you will not be a jesting mood when we are through.

I shall address you last.

But first, I came all the way down here

to allay the lady's fears.

I would like to present to you my daughter,

whom I love as if she were my own blood.

Lizzie, come say hi to Miss O'Rourke.

Shake her hand like a lady.

Hello.

Hi, Lizzie.

It is very nice to meet you.

Are you quite happy in your home with Mr. Vincent?

Her father.

And yes she is.

She has everything that she could want or need.

I was speaking to her.

Lizzie, when you arrived at that train station,

you were with other children, right?

-Yes, but- -Oh, my dear Miss O'Rourke,

I'm sure you do not mean to offend,

but you are dealing with things you do not understand.

It is quite callous of you to bring up the children

in front of my sweet daughter.

I try to shield her from having to think about such things.

However, since the subject has been broached,

I can see that you will not be satisfied until it is aired.

The children, they were naughty.

Thieves. Runaways.

Isn't that right, Lizzie?

Go ahead and tell them.

Tell them about how they woke you up

in the middle of the night.

About how they were going to steal from your father,

catch a train to Wichita.

About how they wanted you to go with them,

but you would never dream of doing such a thing.

It's a shame to see them fall into infantile selfishness.

But, kids these days. What are you gonna do?

It's so hard to find a good one.

Now that you know the truth, Miss O'Rourke,

I trust that we will never have to speak of this again.

You can see how it hurts my daughter so,

and that breaks my heart.

She's been through so much already.

Wouldn't you agree?

Good. [sighs]

I am so disappointed in you two.

I thought you were more than these criminals.

But I can see that I was wrong

and that is something I do not say often.

So, I'm going to purchase this rat hole.

It'll cost me what I have in my pocket.

Maybe a little less, look at me.

Look at me.

I will have you dismantle this place with your bare hands

until there's nothing left but rock and rubble.

And when your friends and family see it,

they will know that you destroyed

a part of their community

because of your selfishness.

[Lita speaking in Spanish]

Old chums.

Last and most certainly least,

you ride into my town like barbarians of old

to harry a civilized world.

Barbarians. I like that.

It is befitting.

What was that?

Live by the sword, die by the sword? I believe that's it.

It's time to put your metal where your mouth is.

Step outside. Settle this.

Like men.

[tense music]

Shall we?

Don't come out, they'll shoot!

Come on.

Sheriff, ready to do your job.

We have to go after them.

We will.

We need to take that kid's warning serious.

Waco, you wanna go take a look

and see how many partygoers we need to plan for?

He is an absolute monster.

And he means every word.

If we get out of this,

we need to get you out of this town.

I am not leaving.

Don't look good.

He's out there with the sheriff, that snake deputy,

and a whole mess of men.

They're armed to the teeth and they're ready to shoot.

Maybe they would listen to me,

maybe I could reason with them.

You got a way with words

but he wouldn't listen even if your tongue

was made of pure silver.

He's right.

Vincent only speaks one language.

Gold.

We could go out fighting.

We have the advantage being in here.

We can start shooting and see what happens.

Slow down, Poncho.

Absolutely not.

That would risk Lizzie being caught in the crossfire.

[Pearlwood] Come on out, boys!

If gold is all he understands,

I say we go speak his language.

Okay.

I think I like where you're going with this.

-You with me? -'Til the end.

[Rosemary] What are you doing?

If we walk out there wearing irons,

we'd be dead on the doorstep.

This is the only way we're gonna get close.

[Lita] To the what?

Bargain.

You ready?

Let's do it.

Wait, if I'm dying, I'm going out an honest man.

[Dutch] Oh, shit, Waco. [chuckles]

Alright, let's not go out there too pretty.

Rub some dirt on your face and let me do the talking.

Alright, we're coming out.

We ain't wearing guns.

Alright.

We just wanna talk.

Well, come talk.

Now, Sheriff, you used to be a gunfighter.

Used to be.

You still fast?

One way to find out.

[gun cocking]

Alright, listen, we're gonna come closer.

What I got to say is for your ears

and for Mr. Vincent.

Come slow.

But we're in your care.

On your honor, as a lawman,

and a fellow gunfighter.

Shoot 'em.

They're unarmed.

Sheriff.

They're unarmed, Mr. Vincent.

Alright, that's far enough, boys.

Keep them hands up. Speak your piece.

I don't think we have to argue our innocence.

Any doubts on that front,

our boots would be kissing the sky already.

So for now, we'd just like to make a deal

with Mr. Vincent.

And why would I wanna waste my breath

with you gone goslings?

You know who my partner is?

I do not.

I do.

I'll bet you do.

It's the Waco Kid. Bare knuckle boxer.

Old champion.

I'm not that old.

Too old. One foot in the grave.

I only need one foot

to dance around you in the ring, big fella.

Looked up to you 'til you lost.

Got no respect for losers.

You gonna write a man off for one loss

after a career of wins?

You're dumber than you look.

And you look like you got a knife so dull

you couldn't slice through hot butter.

Ah, ah.

Alright, somebody want to please explain

the value of an old, broken down boxer

to Thaddeus Vincent, hmm?

You may not have heard of him

from behind your ivory walls,

but I'd bet high that all these men

and all the men in your surrounding counties

know who he is.

[Vincent] Sheriff?

Yeah, I knew him on sight.

I saw him fight a while back.

Yeah, he's got something special.

Well, shit. I might blush.

So you announce a prize fight,

come back of the Waco kid.

I promise you, you'll see more money

and more people flowing through this town in one day

than you've seen in years.

Hmm.

And the opponent?

The big guy seems up for it.

He is big.

Long way to the ground.

[laughs] He'll kill you.

I've heard that a lot.

So if I agree, what's your end of the bargain?

Now, first off, we walk away

and you leave all these folks in this cantina alone.

Me and Waco started this fight.

We'll finish it.

And?

And if Waco wins, you pay us the Morales bounty.

No matter what happens, you keep all the fight money,

you never see us again.

What's to keep you from rigging it?

Ah, Waco's too bullheaded to throw a fight.

By the look in his eyes,

he knows he'll never get this chance again.

I don't know how to take that.

It's okay.

What of Miss O'Rourke and her concerns for my...

My family?

It's not our problem.

We just came here to make a buck.

You want this town? It's all yours.

We just want what we're owed.

Alright. What's your answer, Mr. Vincent?

Well, I do love money.

[Henchman] Yes you do.

Let's have ourselves a prize fight, what do you guys say?

-Yeah! -Yeah!

It would be a very bad idea to double cross me, boys.

We'll keep that in mind.

Hm.

Kill him in the ring.

My pleasure.

That's my boy.

[tense music]

[gentle wistful music]

Well hello there, mastermind, how's the plan going?

Good. I suppose.

That is to say we have one.

But...

I don't know.

I'm sure you and Dutch have had many an adventure

where death was on the line, but this is my first,

and I have to admit, I'm quite nervous.

Nervous is a good thing.

It means you're smart enough

to worry about staying alive.

Are you nervous?

Every time. You just get used to it.

If I'm being honest, I'm most worried about you.

Me? Why me?

Well, to hear Dutch and Lita talk in there,

there's no gate you wouldn't storm, but,

you'll be all alone to fight that monster.

I got Caleb in my corner.

You know what I mean.

To be honest, I'm never alone in there.

Maybe my first fight as a kid,

but after I lost to that guy, he was with me up here.

And then the next fighter joined, then the next.

Win or lose, they all tell me how to beat the next guy.

I imagine it gets pretty crowded in there.

You can't never have enough good ideas

going around in your head

when those fists start to flying.

[Dutch] Ma'am, is this fella bothering you?

Oh, no more than usual.

Did I miss anything?

Ah, not really, they're just discussing the details.

Ah, I'd better go play referee.

-Gentlemen. -Ma'am.

Is it a good plan?

I would say it's south of good,

but it's north of dying.

Better than most, I guess.

But I like our chances.

Ever the gambler.

I just trusted my gut.

That's what led me to you.

No, actually a bulletin for a hot meal

is what led you to me.

I was hungry, but I trusted my gut.

You know, if it goes to hell for either of us tomorrow,

I'd be proud to say I bit the ground doing the right thing.

Well, here's to trusting our gut

and staying above snakes.

Amen. Alright, pick a card.

[dramatic music]

Come on down! Come on down.

The prize fight of the year is happening today!

The one champion of this territory, the Waco Kid

is gonna make his triumphant return to the ring!

And his opponent, woo!

That's the unbeatable, unstoppable,

and yet undefeated king of the ring,

our very own Killer Connor Murphy!

Get back here, you scram!

Gah! Third time today!

Well, he definitely got the crowds out for you.

Man's good at two things,

making money and being oilier than snake shit.

Well, you got any last nuggets of wisdom for me?

Wait, I know, I know.

Don't overdo it.

Are you kidding me?

You seen that Clydesdale you're fighting?

Yeah.

You overdo the hell out of it.

[crowd cheering]

[boxer growling]

Yes, you're right, good afternoon

and it's going to be a good afternoon.

It's good to see you on this fine day

filled with first-rate entertainment

provided, I should acknowledge,

through the generosity of Mr. Thaddeus Vincent.

[crowd cheering]

Now, I know that we've got a big prize fight coming up

and so do you, but that's coming up

in just a little while because the first bout

on today's match will be this one,

featuring a young man whose fists are as smooth as honey.

I'm talking about Sweetie Pete.

-Yeah! [laughs] -[crowd cheering]

Yeah!

And in this corner, his opponent.

[crowd cheering]

Your man's in the prelims too?

Well maybe ol' Sweetie Pete will knock him out,

I'll win, won't even have to throw a punch.

At least you can see what you're up against.

Alright, fellas. Shake hands.

And give me a head start.

Alright, fellas.

And, fight!

[crowd cheering]

[crowd gasping]

[crowd cheering]

And the winner!

Looks like you have to fight your own battles.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

[chuckles] Me either.

Sorry I'm late, what did I miss?

Just a little glimpse into my future.

What?

Nothing.

Listen, I need you to make sure

you take care of this man, okay?

Alright.

Wait, wait, wait.

Hold this.

-Alright. -And remember-

I know.

[Both] I got it from a girl in Texas.

-Yeah. Let's go. -I got you.

[crowd cheering]

-Here we go! -Let's fight, alright!

Alright.

Hope you got right with God, old man,

you ain't leaving this ring.

All I've heard is bark from you.

Let's see if you can bite.

Why don't you save it for the fight?

Ladies and gentlemen,

this is the moment you've been waiting for

for hardly any time at all.

You've got yourself a couple of real contenders here.

Allow me to introduce our challenger,

the Bare Knuckle Beast himself.

The man with fists like a pair of six guns,

here to make a wallop of a comeback.

We have the legend of the frontier himself.

The Waco Kid.

[crowd cheering]

I think your town likes me.

Okay, come on in, shake hands.

Now, show God you've got some talent

before you go to meet him.

Alright, that's it, and gimme a head start.

-Fight! -[bell ringing]

[tense dramatic music]

Yeah! I'm faster than I look!

[Lita] Psst, Dutch, over here.

[Dutch] There you are.

How's Waco?

He's fine. Fight just started when I left.

Don't you worry about him.

He can take care of himself.

How far is the mine from here?

Not far. Look.

Boy, it sure would be nice if those two fellas

were the only ones I had to deal with.

Safe to assume they're not.

Dutch, you think you can handle them?

Did Caleb say whether or not these boys

know anything about the children?

They know. There will likely be more of them than usual.

Yeah, well, that ain't gonna be a problem.

Good.

We'll make our way to the holding cell

and meet you back here with the children.

Alright. Now listen.

You two wait for my signal.

When you hear it, you move, got it?

Be careful.

The mine's closed, old man.

You boys might wanna get heeled.

[gunfire echoing]

[crowd cheering]

Hey, hey!

Watch the corner!

[bell ringing]

[crowd gasping]

Hey, hey, hey!

The holdings should be over...

[both gasping]

[guard snoring]

[gunfire echoing distantly]

How is he still asleep?

You see the keys?

Ooh, how to get them?

Let's find a stick.

Good idea!

[Guard] Keep your eyes out!

[gunfire echoing]

[Guard] He's over here!

Where'd he go?

[gunfire echoing]

[guard snoring]

Oh!

I must say, I have gotten quite handy with these.

That's not quite what I meant by stick.

Oh.

[crowd cheering]

You seen that Dutch fella around here anywhere?

I'm just watching the fight, same as you.

Let me guess, you have absolutely no idea

where he coulda gotten off to.

Nope.

You have no spine.

[tense music]

[gunfire echoing]

[Lizzie humming mournfully]

Miss Rosemary, you came!

Of course I did.

[gunfire echoing]

[crowd cheering]

[bell ringing]

Get to your corner.

Get off of him!

Come on, get off of him!

[crowd gasping]

Now, let us hurry.

We haven't much time to spare.

Everyone, my name is Rosemary and this is Lita.

You'll need to do everything exactly as we say, alright?

Keep your heads down.

We'll be moving very quickly and we're not stopping

until we reach the train station.

Let's go, be quick and quiet as you can.

[gunfire echoing]

[crowd gasping]

[crowd booing]

[bell ringing]

[Referee] Alright, get outta here. Get!

-Get up, Waco! -Is he okay?

-Is he alright? -He's fine!

[crowd cheering]

I think you almost had him.

I feel like I'm hitting the broad side of a steer.

His ribs?

No, his jaw.

He's not slowing down either.

But I, I don't think I can last too many more rounds.

Have you seen anything fishy?

I saw the the deputy head off.

You think he's headed to the mines?

I dunno, but Dutch can take care of himself.

[crowd cheering]

Hey! Whoa! [chuckles]

Depu, oh!

-Back off me! -Sorry, you were crowding me.

Deputy said you'd be here. [laughs]

[gunfire echoing]

What?

Kids okay?

Good. Good job, ladies.

Was that the last of them?

Yeah, I reckon so.

Should be smooth sailing from here on out.

Follow me.

Yoohoo!

Hello, boys and girls.

You ready to meet your parents?

Your uncle Zeke's been dying to shoot this thing. [laughs]

[gunfire echoing]

You're supposed to duck.

Run!

Here she comes, Dutch!

-[Gatling gun rattling] -[Zeke cackling]

What in the hell was that?

Somebody trusted that idiot with a Gatling gun.

How are we supposed to get out of this?

You can hide behind that rock all you want, you coward!

I got enough ammo and grit to blast a hole clean through ya.

There are two ways back to town.

I want you to take the kids the long way.

I'll keep his head down.

Pardon me.

♪ They call me Hanging Johnny, away boys away ♪

♪ But hanging's always funny ♪

♪ And it's hang boys hang ♪

We can't just leave you here!

You have to.

You said it yourself,

these kids are the most important thing.

Now, I want you to wait for my signal and just run.

Alright, children. Get ready.

[Zeke giggling]

Ready?

Go!

Go, go!

-[gun clicking empty] -Ha.

I got the boy, I see ya.

You died out there in that desert, Dutch!

You died the minute you crossed the infamous Zeke Tyler!

Where are you? I got ya.

[tense dramatic music]

[Slow motion] Get up, Waco! No!

[tense dramatic music]

[Dutch chuckling]

Son of a bitch.

Winner!

[crowd cheering]

The winner!

Shoot him.

[Caleb laughing]

Yeah! Waco.

-[gunfire echoing] -[crowd gasping]

[gunfire echoing]

No, no! Get to the kids!

Waco!

I'm afraid I'm all you get.

Your friend's as good as worm food already.

I'd be more than happy to arrange a reunion if you'd like.

Damn shame.

Old Cowsbane Morales,

taken out by a no-good bounty hunter the likes of you.

That boy rode with me for a long time

before I picked up this badge.

Taught the boy everything he knew.

Always figured I'd have to test myself against him one day.

But I reckon you'll have to do.

You ready?

You gonna let me check this pistol?

Make sure I got bullets?

Well, now that's another real goddamn shame, ain't it?

We go when this hits the ground.

[tense music]

Don't overdo it.

Huh?

[gunfire echoing]

[Rosemary laughing]

[dramatic music]

Now I see why Waco likes to do that.

What'd I miss?

Your cue.

I'm sorry. People kept trying to kill me.

What about the children? Are they safe?

They are.

Well hell, we about actually saved the day.

[gunfire echoing]

Dutch?

I'm empty.

How hard?

How hard is it for you nimpent, jasper,

vagrant sons of bitches to understand?

What's that mean?

I have no idea.

Well, it's, I'll explain later.

I am civilization!

I have put too many of you into the ground!

What's three more?

[gunfire echoing]

Nice shot, kid.

Think this is enough to cover Morales' bounty?

That's more than enough.

I'd say that'll do.

But are you sure the folks around here

ain't gonna need this to help y'all get back on your feet?

No, senores, you freed this town from debt.

We get to keep all that we have and all that we earn

and we'll never forget you for that.

It was an honor working with both of you.

You too, Caleb.

-Ah! -Oh, you.

Hasta luego.

How're we supposed to carry this?

Maybe they'll let us keep the wheelbarrow.

How're we gonna pull a wheelbarrow with our horses?

Seems as you boys can afford a wagon now.

Dutch, Waco.

I just came to say goodbye and to thank you both.

We did a good thing in this town.

Because of you both, we've saved children's lives.

Oh, stop it.

People are gonna think we're going soft.

Or tenderized.

Look, we just did what was right.

You know, if enough of that goes around,

might be a good country after all.

So, what's next for you?

Well, I must say I have been a bit inspired.

Not that I didn't expect adventure,

but this little journey has excited me to my cause.

There are still plenty of children to find

in plenty of towns,

so I am catching a train to Oklahoma tomorrow.

And who knows, maybe our paths will cross again.

Well, I hope so.

Me too, Miss Rosemary.

[dramatic music]

Dutch, I feel like we did a whole lot of good.

Almost like, almost like we're lawmen ourselves.

Yeah, maybe.

And who knows, maybe this place will become

the safe, sleepy little town

the deputy said it was gonna be.

Yep. I imagine the next sheriff won't have any trouble.

Alright, enough chit-chat.

Let's find some bags to put in this...

-What happened to our gold? -What?

Son of a!

[dramatic music]

[Crew] Langford take three.

Ow!

[Crew] Don't come out, they'll shoot!

[chair clattering]

[Crew] Reset, Caleb had a problem there.

Alright, so Caleb's mess up was way worse.

[Crew] Yeah, it was.

I blew it, man, I'm so sorry.

[Crew] Cut.

I was just dreaming about this girl

I know down in Saltillo.

She can do things with her one good arm

that'd make you forget about that harelip. [laughs]

[Crew] This is the wordiest bit.

Still rolling.

[Crew] Five, acting chops, take one.

-Actors' chops! -Alright.

10, Hubert, take one.

Hubert. Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.

[Caleb coughing]

-[Crew] Let's wait for that. -[all coughing]

Yes. Incomposed, that's right, and.

I told you once, you son of a bitch,

I'm the best there's ever been.

We need to uphold the laws in this town.

[device beeping distantly]

If for no other reason,

do it for the beeping that you hear in the background.

I would agree.

Can I have my gun back, please?

That's just reckless.

What if he wakes up at midnight,

he wants a glass of warm milk,

he comes in here, steps on a bullet,

he's gonna blame me, but it's your fault.

Just remember that.

[Heather] Symbolized by bloods and so on

is to destroy the Christ idea.

[Crew] Heather, stop reading,

you're gonna summon a demon or something.

Alright, here we go.

Love letters from a concerned citizen.

Oh, there's this girl in Abilene,

she used to write me twice a week!

[Crew] Cut.

[Lita] But I know where the children are.

What? [laughs]

-Let's reset. -You do,

I always forget the.

[Crew] Let's hold for a second,

we'll wait for the worst of that plane.

You mother.

Wah.

[Crew] That was good, we got both of those lines.

They're provided for...

[laughs] Sorry.

You went a lot longer the last time.

[Crew] Let's reset from the top.

Actually, no.

[Russell] Bulletin.

No, actually a bulletin for a hot meal

is what led you to me.

[Crew] And hold for a second.

[Russell] My gut, I'm telling you, David, I'm on point.

We go when this hits the ground.

[George] You dropped the coin.

Scene 28, evil, take three.

Calling me evil?

-Camera set. -That's just rude.

Hello.

[Heather] Hello, Katie.

Katie. [laughs]

[Crew] Resetting, resetting.

The cowardice of some men, it saddens me.

I completely did that backwards.

The gold. [laughs]

-Sorry. -It's okay.

You wanna take it from the top?

I said it backwards!

And that entertainment is provided

by a very special host,

and I'm talking about our friend Francois Parsouneman.

-No. -Let's hold rotate.

It's Thaddeus Vincent.

[Announcer] I couldn't remember his name.

Now listen here, you mother-

Hello, boys and girls!

You ready to meet your parents?

Your Uncle Zeke's been dying, nope, nope, nope.

Your Uncle Zeke's...

[Crew] Let's reset.

-Argh! -That's okay.

-Speed. -Speed.

35, direction after slate was called, take three.

-Oh! -What?

No live fire?

No live fire, I'm just shouting bang like an asshole.