All language subtitles for Agatha.Christies.Hjerson.S01E01.MVO.WEB-DLRip

Then we have arrived
to the last speaker of the evening -

- here at the Nordic Council
business days on the Fine Line ferry.

And it is no less than
Katarina Askov, CEO of Alga Force–

–Ålands,
yes, the hottest startup in the whole of the Nordic region.

Four years ago I started traveling
towards a bold goal.

To create the world's greenest battery.

We have all read the IPCC report,
it is unambiguous.

The world has twelve years to act
to prevent a disaster.

We must make a total change,
both in terms of energy technology -

-But also in our heads.

We want to be a positive force
in society, and take the lead ...

But what happened?

But please, you can not back down now.

You, can we see each other when we're ashore?

Yes. Yes, it works.

Perfect. Thank you very much. Thanks.

Hello?

What do you want?

Yes, I'll connect you further.

-Hello.
-Hello.

Then we'll see, Alex Bullen Nilsson.

Then you can go in there on the left
I'll be here soon.

–Tjena, Klara.
- Well.

I'm getting together
a really good bunch to you this year.

- Fun!
-See you.

- Ready, are you ready?
-Yes.

Here we go! Come on.

Damn, what a great idea!

Okay. MILFs' exes get to visit,
the fathers of their children.

Good, there can be conflict.

Darkroom jacuzzi,
you can lie and bubble in the dark -

-But do not talk to each other ...
Yes, you get it.

-I like it.
- We can have night vision cameras there.

Uff, that's good!

Tattoo changer day. The participants
may choose tattoos for each other.

Should you be kind and choose a nice one
or go all-in–

-And choose a fat, ugly big bluff
which makes it impossible to win ...

Shit, it's really coming
to show who they are.

I think like this: Blindfold.

And whoever gets tattooed has to choose
right or left hand.

They do not know if it is right-
or left-handed.

It's not a tattoo artist,
they tattoo each other.

Or, we invite their children
and they tattoo!

You have to get a tattoo ...

They tattoo the latest
they said to each other!

-Clear, this is ...
-Crap.

Shit is what it is.
The words that come out of my mouth are crap.

Done...
You have great ideas, stop now.

I hear another word about
this bunker, jacuzzi -

–Or damn hot shot,
so I swear I ...

When did we lose direction?

The "MILF Hotel" is the most popular
the program in its segment.

I woke up last night, cold sweaty
with your words in my head, Peder.

If a million flies eat poop

-So maybe you should ask yourself
if it does not taste good anyway.

Exactly, I rest my case.

I also thought it was fun.

But I do not think so anymore.
I do not think it's fun anymore.

Then maybe it's time for you to go.

You think you're better than us,
better than the program.

We are all better than this.

I can come up with a thousand program ideas
which is better than this.

Shoot. Name one.

Yes...

Okay. Are you cleaning out your desk
and hand in the pass badge?

Tattoo Day. Season seven, we're driving
on the kids, great idea. Cannon.

–Hjerson.
-Excuse?

Sven Hjerson, the criminal investigation genius
which went underground.

Yes, what's wrong with him?

Hjerson is the best criminal investigator
as Europe has ever seen.

He's like
the master detective in the boots.

He solves crime by just
pick connections from the air–

-Like picking apples
from a tree.

He reads from people
as their darkest secrets–

- was written on their foreheads.

He solves crimes in prime time.

He does it with class,
he does it with bravura–

- and he does this
at Chef Media.

Did he not go there?
He had planted evidence or something.

He has never admitted,
and everyone loves a comeback.

No one has seen him in ten years.
Do you know if he's alive?

He's alive.

And I can have him.

We'll have a budget meeting
by the end of the week.

If you can fix, black on white,
that you have Hjerson until

- so okay.

...in association with
the man's residence address.

This makes us completely sure
that we were right.

CG, CG, CG ...

Why are you
so completely incompetent?

You've taken the wrong man. As usual.

I can not find any
contact details of him.

No, it is
because there are none.

He is very strange.
Not to mention antisocial.

I arranged a meeting with him
five years ago.

He appeared. We had problems
with a tack on crime.

We barely had time to start talking
before he went to the toilet.

Then I see how he just runs
away. I look out the window.

He's just pulling! He's good
but also something of a joke.

He goes to the hairdresser every day,
every day.

I thought he was at a business meeting -

- but no, he cut his hair.
Will be back at 14.

Nobody noticed a shit.

That a man can be so vain,
you can really question that.

But that Hjerson
is good at his job, it ...

-Hello. Is it for Sven Hjerson?
-Yes it is true.

How nice. He is coming soon.

-And you know where he's going or?
-Yes, he's going to Värtahamnen.

Fine Line terminal.

Honey, I know you
is in a hurry now. But I want to...

Niklas, I just have to. Okay? The
is a job thing. I'll explain later.

-I understand that it is a job thing.
-Yes but then so.

Then there are no problems.
We're driving on, I'll hear from you later.

-So...
-How long will you be gone then?

I do not know,
a few days maybe just.

But what, what is this?

Had we not decided
that we should stop taking birth control pills?

Yes. But we started again, because
we have such a fucking menstrual pain.

Okay, but then you can
tell me ...?

Honey, we're talking about it
when I get home.

Why does a man go with inconspicuous
hairstyle for the hairdresser every day?

-Because he's alone.
-Good. More?

He wants to be taken care of.
Nurtured.

Okay. More.

Grandma said Grandpa
even went to the hairdresser–

- because it was there
he heard all the gossip.

Good. Take care of Niklas now.

I do not know how to feel.
Do you even want this?

Of course I want this.
What does it look like?

So. Bye. I think we have to
buy a non-slip mat, please.

-I understand everything you talk about.
-I know.

The ferry Mariehamn – Åland
departs at 13.25 from gate 2.

This cruise is also visited by
Nordic Council Business Days -

–Which is located in salon 1.

Participants to
Nordic Council Business Days -

-Please contact the reception.

-Excuse. Are you Aida Fabris?
-Yes.

Sorry. Alexandra.
I'm also a journalist.

I read your latest report
about deforestation.

- It was so sick good.
-Thanks.

We should have a coffee sometime.

But if I angle on the article
to a more global perspective then?

-No, it does not matter.
-I understand.

-Thanks for your interest.
- Here we will park today ...

Damn...

Designed by an architect from hell.

Let's choose the absolute ugliest
the carpet we can imagine. Cross-striped.

It never ends.

Oh. Gosh...
That was clumsy. Okay...

He only went to London
during the week end.

Endless summerboy.
It was just a false alarm.

–Endless ...
–Summerboy.

Chris O'Neills
secret Instagram account.

Ojojoj ... Mette Marit is fine
very hard work in the royal house right now.

They think she has another,
but those are just rumors.

-Nice.
-And Lady Gaga showed the snippet.

Now he thinks you're crazy. It was
after all, great. Great job, Klara.

There is nothing to be ashamed of.
Gossip.

Only superficial people like that
think that gossip is just superficial.

-Sorry, do we know each other?
-Hi, my name is Klara.

Yes, we went to primary school together,
and so we chose different high school-

-And lost contact and so meet
we on the Åland boat after 30 years.

What are the odds for that?

No, I happened to walk into you
at the cabin.

-I do not care.
- What?

I do not care about gossip
is superficial or not–

-I just think it's fun.

Honey, can I call you soon?

I'm packing my things now. Do you hear it?

Yes, I hear it.

I do not think
that you respect me.

I do not think you see me
or my needs.

Niklas, I respect and see you.

But I'm standing on a boat in the Baltic Sea
and Olivia can not be herself.

Can we pause this discussion?
until I get home?

-I will show that I both see ...
-And respect me.

I think you're fine with Olivia.

But when you say so
I feel like an au pair.

-No, now break ... I do not hear you ...
-Hello?

Yes, welcome. Are we coming in company?

-Yes.
-No we do not.

Because we only have
a table available at the moment–

-So who came first?

Do you have takeaway?

Your cousin is still working
at the economic crime authority?

- Was that why you wanted to meet?
-Yes exactly.

I have the world's scoop going on
and need to get in touch–

-With someone at EBM. What is it?

So ... You're kidding, huh?
I thought you would apologize.

-Excuse me, why then?
- You are absolutely incredible.

You're so fucking spun
in your own head that you do not understand-

- what you're doing!

Sorry. I should not have done
like I did.

I should not have gone on without
to put your name on the articles.

I do not want your fucking excuse.

One day all your shit will come
to catch up with you, Aida.

That's how the world works.

Hey. You, you are often
out at sea or?

- Can you offer something?
-No thanks. It is good.

Come on, just a drink.
And Dry martini, and Sex on the beach?

Can you just walk from here?

Do you think I'm picking on you, or?

I probably would not even
be able to bring it up

- for an ugly fucking pussy like you!

Do you know whose fucking pussy is ugly?
Your mom's when your stuff came out!

Can you pull from here? Stick!
What the hell are you doing?

Drag!

That was not bad.

Lots of talk, small workshop.

Graphic.

Oops ... God.

SH?

My initials. My name is Sven.

Hjerson.

So ... Sven Hjerson,
what are you going to do on Åland?

Excuse? Are you completely safe
that you do not have a bag–

-So I can take the food
to another place?

-No, I'm sorry.
- I can take a napkin.

He did not look very sad.

In that case, I want it to jump out
something surprising from there.

Something I can not figure out
by just observing you.

Say something you can look at me
by just observing me.

You are newlyweds.

But already on the way away.

Were you injured?
Sorry, I thought you knew.

-Okay, now it's my turn.
-Is it yours?

Yep. You're a loner,
a kuf who is terrified of closeness.

Loneliness and kuf?

That's right. But proximity ...

I do not know if I can say that
that I'm afraid of.

-Why do you want to change lives?
-No, I'm not done.

What do you work with?

I live on interest rates. Is it called then?
Yes, that's probably the name.

And you are dissatisfied with your job.

-I am a TV producer.
-What have you done for programs?

- There are no one you know.
-Yes, I watch a lot of TV.

That's shitty. I'm going to tell you something
which you do not know about me.

When I was little
so I witnessed two murders.

I was left alone with
the dead bodies when the police arrived

- and no one knows
what happened.

Only last year I went through
hypnotherapy and remember everything.

And then it came out
that they were just arguing

- about who would cut the grass.

And so they shot each other, at the same time.
Isn't that exciting?

-Why are you telling me that?
- These are the kind of programs I want to do.

About life and death.

Thanks for the company, we put it
here at my cabin. Happy lobster.

Nordic Council Business Days
continues shortly–

- with the evening's keynote speaker
Katarina Askov.

I can take another one like that.

Thanks.

Journalist? Me too.

The conference?

Have you been to this before?

-I'm working on an article ...
-Sorry, but I'm waiting for someone.

Yes of course.

Katarina Askov, CEO of Alga Force.

Four years ago I started
travel towards a bold goal.

We have all read the IPCC report,
it is unambiguous.

We need to make a total change.

We have to make a total change–

both in terms of energy technology
but also in our heads.

Therefore, we offer seminars, want
be a positive force in society ...

I can not find my accreditation.

Excuse. God, sorry.

Aida? Hi.

-What are you doing here?
-I got your email.

Magnus, stop.
I do not have time for this.

I can not take it. You're crazy!

Aida, please. We should see each other.

But what happened?

But please. You can not back down now.

We produced a battery
which is really green ... Wow.

Hello?

Hello?

What do you want?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Have you lost a contact lens?

-Someone attacked me.
- What?

Someone attacked me.

I heard something strange, I ran,
then I was pushed into the wall.

My cabin is over here.

Hjerson?

Wait, I'm just going to ...

Is everything okay here?

No, my friend here was down.

And then we found this woman
here. In this condition.

Who broke the power?

It is almost impossible to create
a power outage on this boat.

So there were some plugs that went?

Safety on board
is better than on an airplane.

–Jaha, ja ...
-When we arrive in Mariehamn ...

... comes the Åland police
to take over the case -

- continue the interrogation with you. Fram
until then, we should not panic.

I can ask you to keep quiet
what you have been through–

-And return to what you did before.
Yes, then you are free to go.

Fredrik, download the incident book.

-Ouch...
-How is it with the head?

I prefer not to be myself
right now. Ouch...

It was her. Did you see?

She who shouted at that
the guy up at the bar.

Yes, I saw that.

Hjerson? Could we get
a comment?

Hjerson!

Sven Hjerson, you will never come
get to work as a police investigator again.

Do you think she was murdered?

What do you want?

What do you want?!

You've been on me all along
since we got on board!

Can not interpret signals?
I do not want to be with you!

-Okay...
-I do not want to have anything to do with you!

Okay.

But if she was murdered
so it can also mean–

- that I could have been murdered.
My God ... Oh, my God!

No, you could not. For it
was not you they were looking for.

"The"? Wait here now.
My God, were there more?

I do not know. I do not know anything.
I have no idea.

-But?
-No buts. Can't you just walk?

Disappear!

Did you take her mobile?

It's locked, but ...

Katarina Askov. "Stop calling."

I'll probably apologize to you.

Yes Yes. This is what it's supposed to look like.
Magnificent, what a cabin.

I have understood it
like you're a cop?

Police and police.
It's a fuzzy term.

I'm busy
some police acts.

-And live on interest rates nowadays?
- I'm investigating a crime.

- How do you know Aida Fabris?
–Aida? Has something happened?

Has something happened? You could say that.
It really has.

How do you know her?

I am the CEO of a company
called the Alga Force.

We produce the greenest in the world
and most energy efficient batteries.

Yes Yes. Men Aida Fabris,
How do you know her?

I was her teacher at JMK.
I became something of her mentor.

When I went over to business
she thought I was a sell-out.

But she's a great journalist.

- When did you last talk to her?
-Maybe a week ago.

She wants to do an interview
but we have not achieved anything yet.

Many journalists want to interview me
about the project. Many curious.

-Do you dance?
-Excuse?

I was up at the disco when
the power was cut off, I was going to dance.

Then I thought maybe
was why they broke the power.

To avoid seeing it.
When were you when the power went out?

What is it
what really happened to Aida?

She actually seemed genuine
shocked. Who else had contacted Aida?

Except Askov
then the hidden number has called.

Look there, Prince Charming from the bar.

-Hello.
-Hey.

This is Sven Hjerson. He is
sick good at reading minds. Show.

For real?
Okay, what am I thinking now?

You think women are idiots.

Like this. Actually, you're one
pretty kind and caring guy–

-But you have problems with women,
so you have arrived at–

- that there is nothing wrong with you,
but on them–

-Who do not understand
your dynamic personality -

-So you want revenge for all the times you
been rejected, and it overflowed.

- What is he talking about?
–Aida Fabris.

The woman you charmed downstairs
at the bar outside Happy Lobster.

She has been found dead in her cabin.
How did you spend the evening?

What happens?

I may have been unclear where you were
you during the power outage?

- All right, Hugo?
-I have been here all the time.

-I have not done anything. Right?
-Yes, he was here.

-Then he has an alibi in any case.
- Didn't he look a little insidious anyway?

To be a TV producer
are you unexpectedly cunning.

It's my job
to be unexpectedly cunning.

And to kick open doors.
And let talents do their thing.

Think of someone on this boat
is a killer.

Not for long. We add
in four hours in Mariehamn.

Have you thought about
that all conference participants

-Have a purple ribbon around your neck?

Maybe I should talk to my boss
before I...

Katarina Askov is very upset
over what has happened.

Yes, but how do you know ...?

As one of the keynote speakers
she's right -

-To get to know everything
which could threaten her safety.

If anyone left the conference
just before the power outage–

- can you see this?

Yes, all accredited guests
blipped before the conference began.

And it was ... Just watch the seagull.

There were two people who left
five minutes before the power outage.

Aida.

Magnus Forsgren.
Is not he an ice hockey player?

Yes. No, you're thinking of Peter Forsberg.
Foppa. Foppatoffeln ...

Ready ... Did you see?

- Is it a celebrity?
-You could say that.

- Aida's friend from the bar.
-Who?

I have not really understood it yet.

Neither do I.

Neither do I.

We assist the police
in this case-

- and we are very short on time.

Can you just tell me
when did you last see Aida?

When we had a drink at the bar
before the conference.

Okay. So then you did not see her
at the conference itself?

No, I did not go there.
I had to...

I had to work
with a gear.

And there is no one you can imagine
would like to harm Aida?

Damage. Damage.

Is that something you come up with?

Magnus. Her ex.

–Foppa.
–Foppa?

- Is Magnus her ex?
-Yes.

I was a little surprised
to see him here on the boat–

-But he is also a journalist.
Maybe he was going to the conference.

I do not think it ended so well
between him and Aida.

But I have no real control.

- Sorry, where's Happy Lobster?
-One floor up.

Though he was sitting in there with a girl.

-God! Oh my God...
- She spilled her drink on him.

-What was that for a girl?
-I do not know.

Any journalist?
She had accreditation.

And that's all I noticed.

Foppa. How do we find him?

Have you never been dumped
on a Finnish ferry?

–Magnus!
-Yes, who are you?

We're Bruce Willis
and Cybill Shepherd.

I'll tell you two things
which will make you upset.

I want you to be prepared for that
and so.

One: There is a list
with suspects as you top.

And two: Aida is dead.

-Death?
-Murdered.

The best you can do now
is to talk to us–

And not the security guards
for they lack finesse.

How would you describe
your last meeting with Aida?

She had said she wanted to meet.

I can not find my accreditation.
- Aida?

We were to meet on the boat. Then booked
I entered the conference.

-What are you doing here?
-I got your email.

I do not have time for this.
Can you let me be?

But then it was
as it had never happened.

I did not understand anything.
It was very strange.

I went to her cabin
to talk–

-But when I got there she was
with a packed guy.

But you quarreled. I saw you on the stairs.

No, it ... Me?

Magnus.

Don `t run...

Magnus, stay!
We just want to talk to you!

He's up there.
What is he doing?

Text: Pablo Diaz Bernal
Iyuno – SDI Group