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Do you know the rules here?

Man, $20 is not easy to get!

You can't judge anything by its appearance.

A lot of people read our notice.

But that's all they can manage!

But I could manage a lot more than just reading.

Better go and spend your $20 elsewhere!

My favorite passtime is to meet good fighters.

Now the monkey meets King Kong!

Can I meet another one?

You're not in a brothel choosing your women! Get lost!

Pick... pick your mango!

What a big mango!

Pick...!

Pick your papaya!

How do the grapes taste?

Grapes! And also peaches!

Juicy water-melon!

And bananas!

We don't have any fruit here!

You have to climb the trees!

Pointless!

Well done, King Kong!

We are strong!

Is this a merry-go-round?

I am going to enjoy myself tonight!

Good!

What is your Kung Fu?

Are you scared?

This is the Golden Tiger Fist!

You win, take the money!

It's enough for my trip home!

He's the only one who could manage to get away with this!

Who are you?

Knowing my name will not help you to live much longer!

You want to kill me?

When this finishes so does your life!

You're talking too much!

Alright, show me your useless Golden Tiger Fist!

How come you know my technique?

I've been waiting for this tiger exactly one whole year...

And now the tiger shall be locked up!

I'm going to kill you!

The $20 will be enough for your trip to hell!

Madame, the windmill will help you to change your luck!

I've got everything except a baby.

My husband wants a baby.

He wants to get himself a mistress!

Of course!

My granda told me even old shells have pearls!

- Isn't it, grandfather? - Yes!

Maybe you'll give birth to a dozen.

You think I am a pig?

You're making me fun of me!

Old bag!

What are you trying to do, to molest me?

You're sticking a feather on the wine!

What do you mean?

You are very bold!

I'll punish you!

Don't move!

You coward!

Windmill! Windmill!

What's this?

Windmill.

Just one blow and it spins.

- It can help to spin your luck! - Yes... yes!

You Chinese are all superstitious!

Foreign devil...!

What did it say?

Foreign devil!

Three in a family will turn into just a pair!

Grandfather!

Your grandfather is over here!

I'm over here! Grandfather...!

I'm going to kill you!

Bastard, go to hell!

How can you treat a kid like that?

Who are they?

They are guests of the Win family!

Grandfather!

How can you treat a kid like that?

Who are you to make trouble here?

You even dare to provoke the Win family!

Are you monsters?

The Wins are like crabs...

We walk side ways!

But I'm going to make you all walk straight!

Let's go! Better to run away than get killed! Let's go!

Grandpa! How are you? Are you alright?

Today is not my day! I must go and get them!

We must teach the bastard a lesson!

Let's wait for the boss first!

I'm in a bad mood! Get out!

You must look who you're facing.

You've got my leg, now get out and leave me alone!

Mother!

Mother!

Strike him!

This is my Snake Fist!

How dare you two offend the Wins!

Like the blind climbing a mountain.

You even dare to annoy foreign master.

Master, please excuse me for not teaching them properly.

Alright, but they must apologize!

Certainly, certainly!

Go forward and apologize!

Quickly!

I'm sorry!

That's not enough!

Right! That's not enough, I must hit you back!

Feel better?

If you continue hitting people, I'll fire you!

I resign!

Ah-tien, calm down!

He can't twist things like that!

Everything will be alright after you apologize to my uncle.

No, he is like a dog.

He destroys reputation for all Chinese, I'm not going back!

We're going to miss a lot of things!

Fat Lung and Lee Yu-Chung will not be able to see...

And no one will annoy my uncle anymore.

Don't you think it's dull for us?

Shut up!

I'm not used to say sorry.

Alright...

- Practice your Kung Fu! - Ok!

I just managed to get away with my disguise.

They thought I was just an ordinary fighter.

He's responsible for the business.

We'll do a round up when the Chief Inspector arrives.

It's you?

Stop acting dumb!

We've troubled you for 3 years.

More than that!

3 years and 8 months, now come with me!

That's easy!

The panther? I know it too!

Stay there!

Who do you want?

I came for the money.

But I'm afraid it's going to be difficult for you.

Like hell!

You can try!

You're a hot piece of iron, you need to be molded!

I'm finished!

Don't worry, it still works!

What do you want?

The notice says "The one who wins can get the money."

You can try to get the money.

All you have is money.

All I've got is Kung Fu.

Good, I like watching Kung Fu.

One is not enough!

Not enough!

The notice states it's your own fault if you get killed!

Start!

Here!

Stop! The fight is over!

Yes!

You can get your money now!

$20 for beating one.

Now you've beaten three, you can get...

$60, right?

Right!

Money is nothing when compared to friendship.

What do you mean?

There's no need for money.

You seem to have had a bad life!

Who are you?

I'm Tu Wu-Shen, a fugitive.

You're a fugitive?

I would like to stay and work for you!

Hand me that.

If you trust me, you can let me stay.

Or else I must go!

Wait!

You can stay with us!

One useful man is worth a hundred useless men!

Send them away!

I've got such a skillful man.

I don't need you anymore!

Don't you worry!

Be honest!

Who loses will be responsible for all today's work!

Let's see!

Oh my god.

I knew it's going to be 31.

Look.

Now you stop fooling around.

I'm just nervous, let's continue the game...!

Here, be happy when you win but don't be cross!

Excuse me, you must work now!

- Work? - Hurry!

Hurry... work more and learn more, go to work!

Hurry up... now come on!

Otherwise I'll cut your salary! Hurry!

Oh god!

Mantis?

This is no time for you to show off.

I want to ask you one thing.

Why suddenly a running dog changes his attitude?

I respect you but you watch what you're saying!

Good Kung Fu!

I'm not fighting for the money.

What's wrong with your arms?

Alright, I'll fight with both!

Ah-Tang knows the same technique.

"Striking Heart" technique, very good!

Who taught you the technique?

You know Tu-Kung?

He is my father!

I've got to take revenge for my father now.

The last generation is in the past.

Kung fu practice stands for progression!

Bullshit!

Ancestors destroyed the "Double Strike Rock" technique.

It's a pity!

You can't even get enough to wear or eat.

One more isn't too many, one less is not too few!

- Do you agree? - Right!

I think they would be such safer kept in our museum.

Right, these aren't anything reliable!

You can find them everywhere, even inside a grave.

You're more clever.

It wasn't easy for me to get these.

All antiques are from the Tong Dynast!

The government is looking for these.

The government won't look into this poor area.

The boat arrives, we'll have the goods and the money.

What do you think about my idea?

Right, no one will suspect this place.

It's him again!

You've been fried and now you're begging for food?

You bastards!

You must pass by crawling underneath our crotches.

Right, crawl... come on!

No way!

You have to!

Crawl...!

Excellent!

Ma-Ti, you have created your own "Intermingle" technique.

Together with a mixture of the best Kung Fu...

And my "Confound" technique...

My Kung Fu is now better than my old technique.

I'll soon be invincible!

I don't worry about anything when you're around!

Wu-Shen could be trouble for us if he stays.

He can be my Guinea Pig.

He is definitely a fugitive.

He is excellent at Kung Fu.

I've got a bad feeling about him.

Hold it...!

Tie up! Tie!

It's no use tying so tight!

Ok, now?

Ok!

Watch!

Come on!

One!

Two, three!

My god!

I'm finished!

I'm broke!

Clean broke!

Gambling even in the day time...

It's too bad Ah-Tien is not here.

Fat Lung, did you win?

What a beautiful hat!

We must celebrate this Fortune Hat!

By the way, you've won the game!

That's not enough!

Not enough?

You can bet once more!

With me!

Whether you or he wins...

I'm getting my share anyway!

Let's play one more game!

Alright!

Don't move!

Ready!

Start!

Good!

Catch it!

Good!

Once more!

Watch this!

Hold it, again!

Let's see how you catch this one.

This time you'll lose!

Fat Lung, the boss is back!

You bitch!

Get in!

Master! Go away!

You've been fighting with Tang?

Am I right?

Master, your information is excellent.

How's his Kung Fu?

We met in the woods, "Shaolin Hit Rock" is his technique.

But he still needs to do more work on it!

The guys with Tang are attempting the impossible.

I hate these kind of people.

I'm going to break them into pieces!

You are right, Master.

He's dreaming if the thinks he can defeat us.

He's dreaming!

Right!

You don't sound like a local.

I wasn't, but now I live here and I've become one!

It's unavoidable having to leave one's country.

I've also drifted about...

But it's not easy to become like you.

Having all that fame and fortune!

Not at all!

What medicine is this?

The medicine for whom?

Don't ask, you better stay away from this business.

Alright!

I'll go and ask a doctor.

Who uses a "Ming" bowl in a Win family?

I only know this bowl belongs to the Master.

So this medicine is for the Master?

Don't say a thing about our conversation.

I'll be thankful if you keep it quiet!

Master, your medicine!

Mix my medicine!

It's you!

Lady, don't be scared!

He's mad again?

It's a living Hell!

She's my property, none of your business.

There's still law in this world!

Come with me, I'll take you away!

Guards!

Don't be afraid!

Master, please let us go!

Ah-Tien, get up and practice!

Who did this? Wins or the Foreign Devil?

It's a man in white clothes.

It's him!

Hey, wait!

Tu Wu-Shen, you've hurt Ah-Tien!

Wait!

What?

You understand!

I can swear to you, I haven't hurt anyone.

You tried to cover your wicked heart with white clothes!

Today I must put an end to you.

You're forcing me to fight?

Alright, now get ready for a fight!

You'll feel better after a fight.

How about the "Mysteryous Hands"?

Come on!

I don't care!

You want to try my "Cobra Leg" this time?

"Mysterious Hands"? "Cobra Leg"?

Can't you get up?

What's wrong with you?

You need to work much harder.

Otherwise you never challenge me again!

Teacher!

I hope you'll be successful!

Teacher!

Teacher!

Teacher!

Teacher!

It's no point crying over spilt milk.

You came because you were defeated?

Teacher, I'm no match for Tu Wu-Shen!

The son of Tu-Kang, he's here?

That's impossible!

You're both learning the same technique!

You should be ashamed to have been defeated!

Teacher, he's using some unusual techniques...

The "Mysterious Hands" and "Cobra Leg"!

The "Mysteryous Hands" is a soft technique.

The hand will act like a soft but a powerful fan!

And the movements will hypnotize the target!

The movement confuses the person...

Just in a split second, you'll be defeated!

Teacher, he also has powerful legs!

He's good in both hands and legs!

Teacher, please teach me these two techniques!

You want to conqueer these two techniques!

You must first train your eyes and then your legs.

Good boy!

Don't be lazy!

Yes, teacher!

What's wrong...?

Teacher, it's very painful! Do I need to continue?

Of course!

It takes a long time to turn a piece of stone into jade!

More strength!

Yes, teacher!

It's too little!

A fighter seldom has any interest in antiques.

Everyone has his own interest!

I'll put it in the bamboo when I get the order.

Right, it's a deal!

- Cheers! - Cheers!

Kick!

Teacher, I...!

I let you kick the candles and you make fun of me!

I...

Your legs are quite good now!

Here's 500 taels of gold.

That's the way I do business.

I'm also very fair in my dealings.

Alright, it's a bargain!

After the dealing, wait for the boat in the old house.

Anchor at fixed time, urgent!

It's time!

Tu Wu-Shen, come out, I'm going to challenge you!

It's you! You came here for the money?

But today is our day-off.

Come again another day!

I am not a money-grabber!

I know he's expecting me.

Tu Wu-Shen, I want to challenge you once more!

Alright!

You've trained your eyes!

- And also your legs! - Right!

Marvellous!

A very good leg technique!

You're flattening me!

We are both equal in Kung Fu.

The affairs of the past should be forgotten!

We will meet again!

Please!

A good "Guinea Pig"!

You can stay here!

Who's serving a monster like you?

Carter!

I'll use him as my Kung Fu "Guinea Pig".

He said I am a monster!

Tien-Hao!

Don't worry, I'll help you to take revenge.

I must see what else he can do this time!

We'll be rich when these antiques arrive there!

Yes... you'll be rich!

When is the boat arriving?

The goods have gone on board.

And you can all go free!

Good! James and I can get a blond to enjoy ourselves.

Blond?

What is a blond?

There are dragons, snakes, tigers etc. but...

I've never heard of a blond.

A blond is a woman with golden hair.

She's a Kung Fu expert, especially in bed.

They became invincible.

So I see!

My wife must be one of their members.

You are all useless now!

What does Win Tien-Hao want?

He doesn't want anything.

Is this how the Wins do their business?

I'm not a member of the Wins!

Who are you?

I've been sent to investigate the smuggling of antiques.

I disguised myself and followed you...

For the missing antiques!

Kill him!

Kill him!

I know who you are...

I'm here to help you, leave this to me!

Thanks a lot!

Attack! Go!

It's all finished!

Wandering everywhere, drifting... drifting till now.

Wandering...! Alright! Stop singing!

I'm dead tired!

Too tired!

Drink some water first!

We can't drink this water...

It's dye!

Fat Lung, Lee Yua-Chang!

Moving house again?

No, we're going home!

Why?

The boss wants too much from us, he's so mean.

Ah-Tien's gone!

Ma-Ti, two more?

Buy one, get two for free!

Don't be afraid!

Tang, I'm just watching.

Ma-Ti wants to try his Kung Fu today.

After you.

Come and get killed!

"Strike Rock Fist"? Watch my "Intermingle" technique!

What a pair of monsters!

Let's kill him!

Two hats, one for shade and one for rain!

Here you are!

Thank you!

Wait!

So it's you, you act cripple.

You are going to die, you mad dog!

Lee Yan-Chung! Fat Lung! Be careful!

Fat Lung!

You're a mad dog!

I must kill you!

Bad luck for you today!

Come on!

Tien-Hao, let's play a game with our Guinea Pig.

Try our Eagle and Dog Fist!

A premier gala at the Mad Dog technique!

Tien-Hao!

Thank you!

So Win Tien-Hao is actually Ma Tien-Lu!

A spy from the government?

Tien-Hao, you've misjudged this time.

The antique smugglers...

Are Ma-Ti and Win Tien-Hao who escaped 3 years ago.

Carter's captured and you can't get away.

Try if you can!

Tang, you're not going to just watch?

I'll have the chance to do my Kung Fu.

Being our Guinea Pig!

I don't have anything down there!

Tu Wu-Shen, I've got a principal to kill...

As soon as the sand runs out...

You'll die under my Eagle's Claw.

I've got a principal too.

When this sand finishes, you'll lie dead by my feet!

Let's wait and see.

Tang!

Ah-Tien, keep an eye on this monster!

Leave this to me, go and help Tu Wu-Shen!

Act again! I will kill you!

Nothing special about your Eagle's Claw!

The Panther Fist!

My creation of "Intermingle" technique!

What a mixer! I must have a try!

The Tiger!

The Crane!

The Goddess!

The old fool has died!

You'll die without a hole to be buried in!

- Double Strike Rock! - Double Strike Rock?

Flying Rock!

Shocking the Heaven!

Attack him by making his legs leave the ground...!

- Make his legs off the ground! - Good!