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[engine revving]

[siren wailing]

[dramatic music]

- [gasping]

♪

Thank God you're here.

- Show me your hands.

- What?

- Put your hands in the air!

Show me your hands.

Hands in the air.

- It wasn't me. - Hands in the air!

♪

- I'm the one that called you.

There has been an accident.

Someone is dead.

♪

[bossa nova music]

♪

[cork pops]

[indistinct chatter]

♪

Thank you.

♪

- Thanks.

♪

To 10 amazing years.

♪

- I've actually known you for 15.

- Knew me but wouldn't give me the time of day.

- Well, that's because someone was too busy spinning

their Frisbee around, riding shirtless

on the quad, trying to get all the ladies' attention.

- So you did notice.

- Of course I noticed.

[glasses clink]

♪

Mmm.

That's so good. - Mm-hmm.

- That's so expensive. - Oh, yeah.

- Can we afford this?

- Ashley, it's our anniversary.

Enjoy it with me.

- OK.

I just haven't exactly been pulling my weight lately.

- Hey.

Stop that.

You were right to quit.

And you'll get back to work when a better job comes along.

Besides, business has been pretty good at the club,

and I've got a bunch of private clients.

♪

- Hey, Brandon.

- Hey, Ashley.

♪

- What if we converted the ADU?

- Ash, come on.

- We've been talking about it forever.

- Not tonight. - Why not? The market is good.

- Oh, is it? - I've got time.

You can burst out your power tools.

We can do it together. It'll be fun.

- Yeah, that sounds great and all,

but you're forgetting that when it's all said and done,

total strangers are gonna start showing up

on our property, and--

- They'll be in our backyard, away from the house.

We're never gonna see them.

This is just some extra income till I find another job.

Our mortgage payment isn't exactly small,

and this would help a lot.

Shelley has been renting out her place for years

on the site.

♪

Please?

- [sighs]

Why don't we order?

I'm starved.

♪

- Fine.

[sighs]

♪

- [sighs]

♪

OK.

- OK what?

♪

- OK, we'll convert the ADU.

- Really? - Really.

I'll need some way to pay for this dinner.

- [squeals, laughs]

Hey, come here. Come here.

You're not gonna regret this.

[both chuckle]

- I already do.

♪

That was delicious.

- It was so good. We have to come back here.

- Ashley.

- [gasps]

Clay.

How are you? - I'm doing amazing.

You look fantastic.

- Oh, jeez. Thanks.

- Clay Morris. I'm Ashley's ex-boss.

- Brandon Burke.

We actually met once at an office Christmas party, right?

- Yeah. - Right.

Well, Ash, you sure I can't lure you back?

I mean, we still haven't found a replacement

for your particular talents.

- Well, that's so sweet of you.

I'm just really busy right now.

Actually, we are converting our ADU.

- Mm. - ADU?

- Additional dwelling unit.

You know, a granny flat or guest house.

We're gonna rent it out for some extra income.

- Oh, wow. That sounds like fun.

- It is. - Mm-hmm.

- Offer still stands.

- Thank you so much.

It was great to see you.

- Yeah, you too.

And you too, Brendan.

- It's Brandon, actually. - Oh, right. Right.

Yeah, OK, well, you two have a great night.

- You too.

[chuckles]

- Sounds like he really wants you back, huh?

- Oh, I was stuck in a rut there.

You haven't changed your mind about a renovation, right?

- Right.

It's a good thing you got out of there.

That guy always rubbed me the wrong way.

[birds chirping]

So when's the last time we were actually in here?

- I have no idea.

It's not gonna be that bad.

- Well, let's see.

Oh.

- I guess this officially makes us hoarders, right?

- Maybe.

- Time to purge. - [sighs]

[upbeat rock music]

♪

Pivot. - Pivot.

♪

- Ready? - Yeah.

♪

[sighs] - Not bad.

We make a pretty good team. - Yes, we do.

It's perfect.

Our guests are gonna love it. - Mm-hmm.

And they can deposit their wheelbarrows full of cash

at the front door.

- Oh, yes, they can.

[keyboard keys clacking]

- Hey, what about this guy?

He's kind of cute.

- Dan Hansen, 24.

Oh, local.

Grad student.

Looking for a long-term rental.

- OK, long-term, that's what you want.

It means steady income.

Plus, he looks clean and wholesome.

I don't think he's gonna trash your place.

- That'd be nice.

[bright music]

♪

- Dan?

- Hi.

- Hey. Brandon. - Nice to meet you.

And you must be Ashley.

- I am. Nice to meet you.

- I feel like I already know you--

from all the emails, of course.

- Right. Well, let's show you the place.

- Yeah, come on down. - Whew.

What is that, a skunk? - Yeah.

You know, there's been one in the neighborhood lately.

- OK. - But they come and go.

- Yeah. - All right.

- It's a good sign. - Yeah.

- Plenty of animals. - [laughs]

- This is it.

- Wow.

It's perfect.

- Yup, and there's a big desk for studying,

and the TV and couch are both brand-new.

- Sad to say I think I'll be spending more time

at that desk than the couch.

- Oh, what are you studying, if you don't mind?

- Business administration.

They say you don't need an MBA anymore,

but I think it can really lend credibility.

- Sure.

You didn't want to save some money and move back home?

- Well, I lived at home during undergrad,

so I think it's time to move out.

Yeah, MBA is gonna be brutal,

so I really need to hit the books.

Besides, my mom and I are

kind of driving each other crazy.

- Ah. - Hmm.

That can happen. - Yeah.

Well, it's a really quiet neighborhood,

and we're not around much.

- Oh, well, what do you guys do,

if you don't mind my asking?

- Well, I'm a manager and personal trainer

at Forever Fitness. - That's cool.

What about you?

- I'm in between jobs right now.

But I was an office manager at a small consulting firm.

- Oh, OK. Which consulting firm?

- Morris Consulting. - Morris Consult--

I've heard of it. It's not that small.

- Oh. Maybe not.

- Well, thanks for the grand tour, guys.

I love it.

If you don't mind, I'd like to get my stuff and get settled.

- Sounds good. I'll help you with your bags.

- Awesome. - After you.

♪

- Bye. - Bye.

♪

- Well, Ashley, that just about covers it.

We'll be contacting your references as our next step.

It says here that your last boss was Clay Morris?

What do you think Mr. Morris will have to say about you?

- I think that Clay-- [clears throat]

Mr. Morris would say that I left

a lasting impression on the firm

and that I was very hard to replace.

- Very good.

OK, then.

We have a few more applicants to interview,

but we'll be in touch.

- OK, great.

Thank you so much for taking the time to meet with me.

- My pleasure. Bye.

- Bye.

[humming]

[doorbell rings]

[mysterious music]

♪

- Hi. - Hey.

- What'd you get? - Just clothes.

- Hey, speaking of packages, if I ever get a delivery

and I'm not at home, do you think you could

just take it into your place?

- Yeah, I guess.

- The only reason I say that is 'cause I ordered something

one time and the company said it delivered, never got it.

- Oh, gosh. No problem. - Awesome. Thanks.

- Welcome.

[upbeat music]

♪

- Hey, Brandon. - Hey there.

- So you're not teaching that 1:00 spin class anymore?

- No. I switched with Rachel.

- Oh, that's a bummer.

I mean, you're the main reason I take that class.

- Thanks, but I promise you'll get

a great workout in with Rachel.

- Well, sure, but she's not you.

♪

- Well, I still teach the 9:00 a.m.

- I will switch my schedule around.

- Great. I guess I'll see you then.

- It's Lexie.

- Lexie. Bye.

- Bye.

♪

- Bye.

♪

[sighs]

[mysterious music]

♪

[phone rings and buzzes]

[upbeat music]

- Great.

♪

Hey, Ash.

I just got a text message that my package arrived.

Could you bring it inside, please?

- I just got home, babe.

I don't see anything.

- Hey.

- Hey. Hold on one second, babe.

It's weird.

Brandon got a text that said we got a package delivered?

- Oh, yeah. I took it.

- You took it?

- Yeah, the guy dropped it off, and then I took it

back to my place like we talked about.

Hang on. I'll go get it.

[mysterious music]

- Hey, hon, Dan has it.

- What do you mean, Dan has it?

- He said he took it.

- Why would he do that?

- I have no idea.

Hold on. He's coming back. OK.

- Here we are. - I love you.

I'll talk to you. Bye.

- Here we go. - Hey. Thanks.

You didn't have to do that, by the way.

- Oh, it's OK. - Here, I'll take it.

- Oh, no worries. It's heavy.

I'll take it for you.

♪

- You can put it right there.

Thank you so much.

You know, you could just leave my packages out front.

This is a great neighborhood. I've never had a problem.

- Good to know.

It's just, I couldn't live with myself if a crime was

committed right under my nose.

What do you got in there, a set of bowling balls?

- Oh, pfft. Right, 'cause it's so heavy.

It's just these weighted clamp thingies

that Brandon needs for work.

I don't know.

- Cool. - Mm-hmm.

- Well, back to the books.

- Oh, you don't have class today?

You're usually gone, like, every day.

- Oh, no. No.

My professor canceled lecture today, so...

- Oh, nice.

Well, enjoy.

- All right.

See you later.

- Thanks.

♪

- Just sounds like he was being helpful.

- I know, but something was off about it.

- He's a bit socially awkward.

I think that's all it is.

- You got that right.

That's it.

- In fact, since we're having Shelley

over for dinner this weekend, why don't we invite Dan?

- Wait, you really think it's a good idea for us

to socialize with our guest?

- Who cares? He could be here for months.

Besides, it might be more natural

if we treat him like a neighbor and not a client.

- OK. Fine.

- You think Shelley will mind?

- Are you kidding?

She already thinks that Dan is cute.

- Shelley thinks everyone's cute.

[laughter, indistinct dialogue over TV]

[phone ringing and buzzing]

♪

- Hey.

Not bad.

Not as nice as your place, but it'll do.

Yeah, I know why I'm here.

Of course.

Love you too.

Bye.

[laughter, applause over TV]

♪

[upbeat music]

- Hi. - Hi.

I bring wine and scintillating conversation.

- Well, I hope that we are scintillating enough for you.

You look amazing.

- What? I always look like this.

- Yes, you do.

- But then Ashley's dad is like,

oh, have you two been smoking?

And Ashley's like, no, Daddy.

They're clove cigarettes.

[laughter]

- I don't know why I said that.

I can't believe she never told you that story before.

- You guys never tell me the good stories.

[doorbell rings] - Oh.

- That must be Dan. - Oh, I'll get it.

- You sure? - Mm-hmm.

- Of course she'll get it.

♪

- Greetings. - Hi.

- I'm Shelley, Ashley's friend.

- I'm Dan, Ashley's tenant.

- I know who you are.

Come on in.

- Thanks.

- I thought about getting an MBA.

- No, you did not.

- For about two seconds. - See?

- Well, it's never too late.

You could join my program.

We could be classmates.

- Oh, that's so sweet.

Would you help me do my homework?

- That depends.

Do you need help with your homework?

- Of course she needs help with her homework.

- So not nice.

- I have some bad news.

I cannot find the cilantro anywhere.

I don't think I got it.

- Can we cook without it?

- No.

It's the main ingredient for the sauce,

so I'm just gonna run to the store real quick.

- No, no, no. Let me go get it.

- Come on, Dan. You're our guest.

- I didn't bring any wine or anything.

It's the least I could do.

Do you want anything else? - Oh, no.

That's it. Thank you.

- Cool. I'll be right back.

♪

See, like, so nice

but, like, a little too helpful.

- Right? - I think he's nice.

- [snickering]

- "I think it's nice."

- Well... [laughter]

- Of course you do.

- "Can you help me with my homework?"

[laughter]

- Shut up.

[all shouting]

- [gags]

- Where is he?

- I don't know, but it's time to crack open

another bottle of wine.

- Maybe he got lost.

- Oh, I hope not. [doorbell rings]

Oh. That's him.

All right.

- [laughs] - [sighs]

♪

Hey, we were worried about you.

- I am so sorry.

I was running on empty.

I had to stop and get gas. - Oh, no. You're fine.

- I should have called and--

- It's all right. You didn't miss much.

We're just a little tipsy.

- "Drunk," "drunk" is the word she's looking for.

- Well, I guess I've got some catching up to do.

- Here, let me fill you up with some gas.

- Yes, sir.

- [glugging]

- Oh, no.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- Enjoy. [glasses clink]

♪

[laughter]

- That was so much fun. Thanks.

- Yeah, we have to do it again sometime.

- See you guys around the neighborhood.

- Oh. - Will do.

- Good one. - Good night, neighbor.

- Bye. - Good night.

♪

- So you don't live too far?

- No, actually.

I live nearby.

- That was so fun. - It was.

[playful music]

[gasps]

[indistinct chatter]

Are you spying on them?

- Of course I'm spying. Come here.

- Oh, you're so creepy.

- You're so creepy.

♪

They're still talking.

- Uh-huh.

- I don't know if he's right for her.

He's still in grad school.

- She's a grown woman.

She can make her own mistakes-- [clears throat]

I mean decisions.

- [laughs]

[birds chirping]

- Thanks again for last night.

That was fun.

- Yeah, it was.

- How's the job search going?

- It's going well, actually.

I had a meeting with Parker Consulting,

and I think I'm gonna get a call back.

- Cool. - Yeah.

- Fingers crossed.

- I have a really bad hangover.

How about you?

- Definitely.

How about Brandon?

He's got to go to work today.

- Oh, he's fine.

He has a high tolerance, unlike me.

- Good for him.

Well, I mean, they say opposites attract.

- I guess so.

- But I mean, you guys seem like a pretty solid couple.

- Yeah, I'd like to think so.

- My parents had a terrible marriage.

- I'm sorry about that.

- Yeah, lying, infidelity, fighting.

The whole thing ended in a bitter divorce

with me in the middle.

- That sucks.

- Yeah.

Needless to say, I won't be getting married

anytime soon or...ever.

- You could change your mind.

- Yeah?

Well, if you don't mind me asking,

how long have you guys been hitched?

- 10 years.

- Wow. - I know. [laughs]

- No way.

How do you make it work?

Is it hard?

I mean, like, doesn't it get boring

with the same person?

- Not if it's the right person.

- I guess.

I mean, you probably need to be sexually compatible

not to be tempted to stray.

[tense music]

- Dan, I'm not really sure I feel comfortable

with this conversation.

- I'm sorry. I wasn't--

I didn't-- - Oh, no, no, no, it's OK.

I have to make a few phone calls inside, anyway.

♪

- OK.

I'll catch you later.

[mysterious music]

♪

[ominous music]

♪

[phone ringing and buzzing]

- Hey, you.

- Hey, I just had a weird conversation with Dan.

- Oh?

- OK, so he starts telling me

about his parents' divorce and their cheating.

And then he starts asking me really personal questions

about me and Brandon.

And, like, I don't know.

The whole thing just felt weird and inappropriate.

- I'm sorry.

- Well, that's what I want to know.

You met him last night, so...

do you think he's kind of off?

- [chuckles]

Well, I hope not, 'cause he asked me out last night.

- He what? What did you say?

- I said yes.

Honestly, he was sweet about it.

And everything felt pretty nice and normal to me.

- OK, so you don't think he's weird?

- Well, I don't have the best track record with guys.

Not everyone meets the hunky love of their life in college.

- Oh, come on, Shell.

- Maybe he was a little awkward with you,

but with me, he was the perfect gentleman.

- OK.

No, I'm happy for you.

Just, will you let me know how it goes?

- [chuckles]

I will.

And if I'm never heard from again, you were right.

- Love you. - Love you.

Mwah. - Mwah.

- Parker Consulting. How can I help you?

- Hi, I was wondering if you could connect me

with your human resources department.

- Please hold. - Yes, I'll hold.

♪

- Get this. - Mm.

- Dan asked Shelley on a date.

- Of course. Saw that one coming.

She did come off kind of strong.

- Hey, that's not fair.

- Just calling it how I see it.

Who told you, him or her?

- She did.

I called her because Dan was acting kind of weird today.

- How so?

- OK, so I was out front gardening,

and Dan came out to help, which was nice.

- Mm-hmm. - But then he starts telling me

about his parents' infidelity

and, like, asking weird stuff about you and me.

- What kind of stuff?

- This water is ice cold.

- Give it a second to warm up.

What kind of stuff?

- Inappropriate stuff.

- Can you be more specific?

- OK.

He was asking about our sexual compatibility.

- Did he come on to you?

- I don't know. - Ash.

- Babe, I don't know.

I mean, if he did, then, like,

it wasn't very smooth, so I'm not sure.

- Hmm. - How is this still cold?

[mysterious music]

- Weird.

I'll go check the heater.

♪

[switch clicking]

♪

How's the water?

- It's perfect.

- Pilot light was out.

Hope the water heater isn't on the fritz.

You want some company in there?

- Babe, I just started shampooing my hair.

- I just figured we'd save some water.

- You're such an environmentalist.

- Yeah, we all do what we can.

[soft piano music]

♪

- What do you think of the place?

- It's really nice.

Honestly, I would have been happy just going to coffee.

- Oh, come on.

I love this spot.

My parents and I used to come here all the time...

back before the divorce.

Let's talk about something more positive.

How about Ashley and Brandon, the perfect couple, huh?

- I wouldn't go that far.

- What? Come on.

- Ashley's my best friend. I don't want to go there.

- I understand. Yeah.

I mean, she's super cool.

She's a little flirty, but she's nice.

- Flirty? - [chuckles]

- With you?

- Oh, yeah. [laughs]

I mean, it wasn't anything big,

but she made it kind of transparent.

♪

- OK.

I will tell you one thing about Brandon and Ashley,

but you have to promise not to tell a soul.

- My lip is zipped.

[upbeat music]

♪

- Hey, Brandon.

- Hey, Lexie. - You remembered my name.

- Of course.

- God, my thighs are totally burning after your spin class.

Is that normal?

- It is if you're doing it right.

- Excuse me.

- Hey, Dan.

What are you doing here? Is everything all right?

- Yeah, I just figured I'd consider joining the gym.

- Oh. - I'll leave you two.

- Who is that?

- She's a member.

So I didn't realize you were looking to get into shape.

- Well, I'm not.

I'm just figuring that chicks are into guys with muscles.

Am I right?

- I don't know. Some are. Some aren't.

- Tell me about it.

Total mystery, huh?

Can't know what they're thinking or doing.

We're out of the house all day,

and who the hell knows what's happening behind our backs?

Pfft, am I right? [phone rings]

- Hey. Forever Fitness. Please hold.

Yeah, Dan, I'm a little busy right now,

but I'm gonna set you up with Rachel here,

who's gonna give you the 10% discount

and walk you through the whole process, OK?

- Excellent. - Great.

Hey. Forever Fitness. This is Brandon speaking.

[phone ringing and buzzing]

- Hello. - Hi, Ashley.

This is Gwen at Parker Consulting.

- Hi. It's so great to hear from you.

- So I am afraid that I have some bad news.

So you are a real strong candidate,

but we've decided to go with someone else.

- Oh.

I have to say I'm pretty surprised.

Can you tell me why?

[dramatic music]

Hello?

- Yeah, I'm still here.

Well, this is a little awkward.

It was a human resources issue at your old job.

- Did you talk to my old boss, Clay Morris?

- No, we received the information

before we even got around to checking references.

- Well, that's strange.

Can you be more specific or give me some more information?

- I'm afraid not.

You will have to speak to HR at your old job.

Best of luck to you, Ashley.

Bye. - Bye.

♪

[groans]

♪

[gasps]

♪

[water dripping]

[sighs]

[keyboard keys clacking]

- Hey, hon.

- Hey.

- We have a leak?

- Yeah, but it stopped dripping.

- Well, that's where the AC unit is.

Hopefully, it's just some condensation,

or we're in big trouble.

How was your day?

- [sighs] Same old.

How was yours?

- A friend of yours joined the gym today.

- Who? - Dan Hansen.

- Get out.

What did he want?

- Supposedly, to build some muscle tone.

- Seriously?

- Remember on our anniversary

when I said we'd lose our privacy and you said,

oh, we'll never see the tenant.

Well, now I have to see this guy at home and at work.

- Ah-ah-ah, remember when you said,

let's invite Dan to our dinner party?

[playful music]

- I'm gonna go take a hot shower.

♪

- Sorry.

♪

- Damn it.

[mysterious music]

♪

[ominous music]

[grunts]

♪

- Heater acting up?

♪

- Whew.

Scared the hell out of me.

- Sorry, man.

I think that skunk is back.

- Yeah.

Definitely something foul in the air.

- Thing about skunks is,

they don't spray for no reason,

only when they're threatened.

♪

- Good to know.

♪

By the way, if you're really trying to get into shape,

those aren't gonna help you out.

- We all have our vices:

drugs, gambling, junk food, cheating.

♪

- Right.

♪

Well, thanks for that.

Good night.

♪

- Pilot light out again?

- Yeah.

And I stumbled upon Dan behind me,

eating a bag of chips like a creeper.

- That's weird.

Should we start worrying?

- I already started.

[indistinct chatter]

- He was standing by the side of the house

in the middle of the night just watching Brandon.

I'm starting to feel like Dan is kind of off.

- I'm sorry. I don't know what to tell you.

He seemed pretty up-front with me.

- That's right, your date. How did it go?

- It was pretty good, actually.

We went to La Cloture.

- That's pricey.

That's where I went for my anniversary.

- And honestly, all of this weird behavior

you're describing, I didn't see any of it.

In fact--

- What?

- [sighs]

Fine, if you must know,

he said you were a little bit flirty with him.

- What?

Are you kidding me? That's not true.

Gosh, you're friendly and smile to a guy,

and they automatically think you're into them.

- So were you friendly and smiling?

- Are you kidding me, Shell?

You really think that I flirted with Dan?

Wow.

[dramatic music]

I'm speechless.

- I'm just being honest.

- Yeah, to a fault.

- Ash, I'm s--

♪

♪

[indistinct dialogue over TV]

- Brandon?

♪

Brandon?

♪

- Enter for a chance to win a new 2000 Kia Sportage...

♪

- Brandon, are you here?

♪

[gasps]

What the hell?

What are you doing in here?

- You had another package delivered,

and your door was unlocked,

so I figured I'd bring it in for you.

- My door was unlocked?

I never do that.

- Well, you did.

- Why are you still here?

- Oh.

The game was on, and I figured I'd check it

on the sweet wide-screen.

The one in the ADU is pretty small and crappy, FYI.

- It's 45 inches.

- And what's this, 65?

- 70.

- See?

♪

Anyway, I'm gonna get out of here.

You're welcome for the package.

- I told you that you could leave my packages outside.

- So no thank-you?

- Thank you for bringing my package in?

- You're welcome.

And what's with the leak?

- We're working on it.

- Oh, I can help if you want.

- Oh, no.

We're good.

- OK.

See you later.

♪

- I'm gonna talk to him like a man.

- Brandon, please.

Brandon, please don't.

- Don't worry.

I'll take care of it.

[sighs]

Dan.

Open up.

- Well, this is unexpected.

- What the hell were you doing in our place?

- Oh.

I told Ashley, I have this thing about packages

being left outside on the porch,

you know, porch pirates and all.

And, well, then I noticed your door was unlocked.

- You noticed?

How would you notice that?

- I just kind of put my hand on the knob

when I reached for the package, and it turned.

Believe me, I was surprised.

- Ashley said she didn't leave the door unlocked.

- I don't know what to tell you.

It was.

- So you could have locked it.

Why were you sitting on my couch?

- You mean the same couch I was sitting on a few nights ago?

- That's different.

That was a dinner party that you were invited to.

- Oh.

Wait.

I don't get the distinction.

Is this in the manual?

I confess, I haven't read the whole thing yet.

- The manual is pretty clear on privacy and parameters.

- Yeah, well, maybe you need to get your house in order.

You should be more protective

of your home and family, Brandon.

Good night.

♪

- [sighs] Dude slammed the door in my face.

- That was harsh.

Brandon, I was so scared when he was in here earlier.

- I hear you, but, Ashley, are you absolutely sure

you didn't leave the door unlocked?

- Seriously?

You know, I don't know anymore, OK?

I had a really bad day.

Shelley and I got into a fight.

- About what?

- Girl stuff.

- I'm sure you guys will figure it out.

You always do.

What else?

- The leak is spreading.

- [sighs]

OK.

I'll climb up there and take a look.

- Hey, Shell.

I'm sorry that we ended things on a bad note.

I'd love to talk it out.

So call me.

- Weird.

The runoff pan is full of water,

but there's no crack or leak.

I can't figure it out.

- I'm gonna go take a shower, OK?

- Yeah.

Huh.

- There's no hot water.

- [sighs] Not again.

[sighs]

♪

[mysterious music]

♪

[sighs]

♪

- Were you doing any gardening recently?

- Yeah. Why?

- The runoff pipe from the AC was blocked by a pile of dirt.

That's why we have a leak.

Did you leave a pile of dirt?

- No.

- [sighs] - Wait.

Do you think Dan did it on purpose?

- You know what I think.

[muffled dance music, indistinct chatter]

♪

- Ugh. That music.

- I know. I can't sleep.

[groans]

[both sigh]

♪

- [sighs]

♪

[groans]

♪

[sighs]

♪

[sighs]

Huh. Didn't know Dan had friends.

- Can we tell him to be quiet?

- We can tell him, but it's Friday night before 11:00,

so he's technically within his rights.

- OK, then can we ask him nicely to be quiet?

- [sighs]

You know, Ashley, this is exactly

why I didn't want to rent it out.

- OK, fine. I'll do it myself.

♪

[laughter]

♪

- Shh.

Yeah.

- Hi. Can I talk to Dan?

- Yo, Dan.

There's some hottie here for you.

- It's my landlord.

♪

Hey.

- Dan, do you know why I'm here?

- You and trainer boy had a fight

and now you want to party?

- No, Brandon has a client early in the morning

and your noise is bothering us.

- But it's a Friday night, right?

- Yes, but you're still in violation

of the noise ordinances.

♪

- Well, if a neighbor complains,

we'll be sure to turn it down.

But you are the landlord, so if they do complain,

we'll be sure to send them straight over to you first.

- Dan, can you please be reasonable?

- I think I'm being very reasonable.

- Don't make me call the cops.

- Go ahead.

Call them.

Do it, Ashley.

♪

[people cheering]

[ominous music]

♪

[line rings]

[indistinct chatter]

- What'd you get? Can I try it?

- Sure.

[phone buzzing]

- Hey, that's pretty good. - Yeah.

- What's that? - Oh, it's Ashley again.

- Oh, go ahead and take it.

- I'm gonna let it go to voicemail.

- Hey, Shell, it's Ash.

I really want you to call me back

so we could talk this out.

I miss you, and--

all right, yeah, just call me.

Love you. Bye.

[sighs]

- Hey.

There's this really hysterical video I want to show you.

- OK.

- No, I know you're gonna like it.

Oh, but you got to watch it to the end.

- All right.

- I'm gonna get a napkin. - Yeah.

Well, don't be gone too long.

- I won't. [both chuckle]

[dark music]

♪

[indistinct yelling]

- I don't know what you're doing.

You got to stick to the plan.

- I just need a little bit more time.

Just give me a couple-- - Stop talking, stop.

You owe me.

All I hear is excuses from you.

You do not want to test me.

Am I clear? - You're clear.

- OK, good. Then get it together, got it?

- I got it.

- [whispering] Shoot.

[dramatic music]

♪

I think I heard them arguing about drugs.

- So Dan's a drug dealer now?

- He could be.

I mean, he has loud music going,

inviting sketchy people onto our property.

He's been weird about the rent.

- You're reaching, Ash.

- Well--there's still no hot water, by the way.

[tense music]

- Now we're talking. Come with me.

OK, so at first, I just assumed the pilot light was wonky.

Then I realized the switch shouldn't

be shutting off on its own.

- You think he's been turning it off?

- Bingo.

So I wedged this in the door.

And the only way that this could come out

is if someone was coming in here

and shutting the water off manually.

- Oh, my God.

I feel so guilty.

He seemed perfect in his profile.

- Yeah?

Well, clearly, things aren't always what they seem.

It's time.

- What do you mean?

- We're kicking him out.

- OK.

OK.

♪

- Both of my landlords.

To what do I owe the pleasure?

- Dan, look, I'm not gonna beat around the bush here.

You seem like a nice guy, but I think

we could all agree that things aren't

really working out here.

I'm afraid we're gonna have to ask you to move out.

- Is this about the rent?

Because I honestly lost track of the days

with all my schoolwork.

I can Venmo you right now. - Yeah.

You know, it's about everything,

the rent, the noise, the privacy, the water heater.

Know what I mean?

- I'm really sorry to hear that.

I mean, this place is really perfect for me.

- Well, I'm sure you can find somewhere else.

- Actually, I've been living here for over 30 days now.

And there's this thing called tenants' rights in this state.

I looked into it.

So technically, I live here now.

And you guys can't evict me, at least, not quickly, anyway.

- What? - Yeah.

I'm not going anywhere.

I guess we're all just gonna have

to find a way to get along.

- What, are you messing with us?

- Dead serious, bro.

- You picked the wrong people to mess with.

- Did I?

I guess we'll have to see about that.

- You're making a huge mistake here.

- Everyone makes mistakes, Ashley.

♪

Have a good day.

♪

♪

- Hey, how are you doing after last night?

Aren't you gonna be late for work?

- Huh? Oh, I called in sick.

- Are you sick?

- No, I'm gonna spend today working on Dan Hansen case.

- Oh.

Did he go to school yet? - Nope.

His car is still here.

Waiting till 8:00.

- What happens at 8:00?

[phone line trilling]

- Good morning. Records.

- Hi there.

Yeah, I'm a grad student in the MBA program,

and I have a question about my transcript.

- Sure. Your name?

- Dan Hansen.

That's H-A-N-S-E-N.

- And your date of birth?

- January 9, 2000.

- Last four of your social?

- 9344.

- OK. One second.

Huh.

I don't see you on the system.

- Could you try maybe under Daniel instead of Dan?

- Sure.

Nope. Nothing here.

- That's strange.

I've been taking classes all semester.

So you're saying there's no record of me

whatsoever in your files?

- No, I'm not finding you in the system at all.

Maybe it's some sort of glitch on our end.

- OK, I'll just have to stop by in person.

Thank you. - OK.

♪

- He's not getting an MBA.

He's not even enrolled.

- Why would he lie about that?

- Don't know.

- Have you talked to the House & House website

about all of this?

- I just keep getting automated responses.

I did read something that said we could try arbitration,

but he's still technically within his rights

about eviction.

- So sorry about everything.

- It's OK.

We both fell for it.

But we're gonna get this guy. I promise.

- I need to reach out to Shelley.

I have left her voicemail after voicemail and text after text,

and I have not heard back from her.

- You did say you guys got into a fight.

Maybe she's just really pissed.

- Yeah, but now Dan's sounding more and more like a psycho.

I need to get in touch with her.

- I can't say I didn't tell you so.

- Oh, my God.

- What?

- She blocked my text messages.

- Well, at least you know she's still alive.

- We need to get outside help.

- We actually get a lot of these complaints,

but I'm afraid they're not really a police matter.

- How is that even possible?

- It's a landlord-tenant issue.

You need to resolve it through the website.

- But we tried, and they weren't being helpful.

They said that it was in the fine print of the contract

and a risk with long-term rentals.

- I'm really sorry.

There's just nothing I can really do here.

- What if he commits some kind of crime?

- Well, of course. Then you call us.

But loud music isn't a crime.

- OK.

Well, we think he may have broken into our house.

- OK, that is a crime.

But you need to catch him.

And that's why people invest in these home security systems.

- What if we think he's been selling drugs?

- Again, without any sort of evidence,

there's really nothing I can do.

- OK.

Well, thank you very much for your help.

- [muttering]

- What if he never leaves our ADU again?

- He's got to eventually.

- You know, the website says that you have

to disclose cameras beforehand.

What we're doing is totally illegal.

- I don't care. I want him out.

[engine starts]

- Was that his car?

[tense music]

♪

He just pulled away.

- What?

- We got to make a move.

Now's our chance. - All right.

Answer your phone.

- OK.

♪

- Hey, can you hear me? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

OK, coast is still clear.

How does it look in there?

- You know, guy's fairly neat.

I was expecting more of a mess.

- All right. Just stash it, and get out.

♪

- OK.

♪

How's that?

- No, too much of the room is hidden.

Can you try somewhere else?

♪

- Yeah.

♪

How's that? - Ooh, that's good.

Can you go a little higher?

- Higher? Let's see.

OK. - Yeah.

♪

He just pulled up.

He just got out of the car.

He's walking towards here.

- I need you to slow him down.

I got to attach this.

♪

[car alarm blaring]

- Just one sec.

♪

- Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

♪

- I'm out. - OK.

♪

- Hey, what's he doing? - Come here.

♪

Oh, my God. He sees it.

- How?

- There's no way he could have just noticed it like that.

♪

- [gasps]

And he just destroyed a $100 camera.

- Oh, my...

- Can we get this guy for destruction of property?

- Yeah, with a camera that we illegally

placed in his residence?

[phone dings]

- Oh, no.

- What?

- What's this? What's this?

What's this? - What?

[mysterious music]

- No way!

He filmed you filming him?

This is a nightmare.

Can he do this?

- No.

But neither can we.

We can't go on the website and say,

hey, our tenant installed a hidden camera,

and we know this because we installed

our own hidden camera.

- I need to talk to Shelley.

She has me blocked everywhere.

I don't know what to do.

- Use my phone.

- Duh.

Oh, my gosh.

[phone line trilling]

[line beeping] Your number is blocked too.

What the hell is going on?

♪

I'm gonna go poke around.

- Be careful.

♪

- Shell?

♪

Shell?

- Oh, gosh.

- You scared the hell out of me.

- I'm sorry.

- So no bloody trail of footprints?

- Would you stop?

I'm gonna try something.

- Trying her again?

- No, I'm trying her mom.

[phone line trilling]

Hello, Mrs. Patterson?

- Yes. Who's this?

- It's Ashley, Shelley's friend.

- My goodness, Ashley. It's been forever.

- I know.

Listen, I've been trying to reach

Shelley for the past few days,

and I haven't heard back from her.

Have you seen or heard from her recently?

- Yes, I spoke to her yesterday.

She's fine.

Still single, but fine.

- OK, good. Can you do me a favor?

If she calls you, can you tell her to call me back?

- Of course, dear.

- OK. Thank you so much.

I would love to catch up, but I really do have to run.

I just wanted to make sure that Shelley was OK.

- OK. Bye now.

- Bye.

OK, so she's alive.

- Or freshly killed in a shallow grave.

- Hey.

I think that Dan is a total jerk,

but I don't think he's a serial killer.

- Then where the hell is Shelley?

Maybe her and Dan are in cahoots.

- That's ridiculous.

- Think about it.

Shelley pointed Dan out to you on the website.

Her and Dan hit it off at our little charades party.

Then they go out on a first date,

and she's been real cagey about their relationship ever since?

- So you're saying that they knew each other from before

and she set him up to move in our place?

- Maybe. - Why?

- I don't know.

She's always been kind of competitive with you.

I think she resented that you found me in college

and settled down.

And now she's the lonely single friend who can't find a guy.

- But she did find a guy in Dan,

so wouldn't she be happy?

- Yeah, but maybe she's embarrassed.

She thinks Dan's still in school and living in our ADU.

Maybe she thought you'd think she could do better.

- So she gets him to move into our ADU and ruin our lives?

- I know it sounds crazy,

but it also kind of makes sense.

- Honey, it kind of doesn't.

Can we go?

- [gasps] There she is.

[soft music]

Hey.

What are you doing here?

- I just spoke to my mom.

She said you were looking for me.

- Because you blocked my text and my phone calls.

I was worried about you.

- No. That's the thing.

Dan blocked them.

- What?

- I handed him my phone for a minute,

and he must have blocked both of you.

- See?

- Sorry.

Look, this guy's twisted.

- I'm done with him.

Why do I always have such lousy luck with guys?

- Don't beat yourself up, OK?

He fooled all of us.

- Don't break it off.

- What?

- Keep the lines of communication open.

Make him think you're still into him.

We can use it to our advantage.

- Brandon, that could be dangerous for her.

- I'm not saying she should go and see him again.

Just string him along.

[tense music]

- He's right.

I'll stay in touch with him and keep you posted.

- Love you.

- Love you too.

♪

- Hey.

I'm sorry I invited him the other night.

- If anyone is apologizing, it should be me, OK?

I never could have imagined that any of this would happen.

- It's OK. No one could.

We're gonna figure it out together, all right?

- I love you.

- I love you too.

[soft music]

♪

- Hey, you.

[both laugh]

- Hey there.

- How's your breakfast?

- Oh, it's delicious.

- Last night...

- Was epic.

- Yes, it was.

- Look, I got to run.

Stay at home.

And if anything unusual happens, call me, OK?

- OK. You got it.

- Enjoy breakfast.

[both laugh]

[phone chimes]

- [moaning]

♪

- Oh, oh, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

♪

Where are you? Where are you?

♪

[phone ringing]

Hello?

- Did you like the porn I sent?

That lead actress was terrific.

And I saw what you were doing with that nightie.

Clever girl.

- When Brandon finds out about this, he's going to kill you.

- If you tell Brandon or anyone,

this footage goes straight to the internet.

From what I hear, those vids are hard to take down,

especially if they're popular.

And something tells me this one's

gonna be a fan favorite.

- You are sick and twisted.

- I know. [line clicks]

♪

- Great work.

So you saw what we did there, right, high energy.

Have a lot of fun.

So when you teach those classes,

just do the same thing.

- OK, will do. - Simple, all right?

- Great class, Brandon. - Thanks.

I'll catch up with you.

- So listen.

There are some particular muscles

I want to work on toning. - OK.

- Are you available for personal training?

- Yeah, definitely.

There's a signup book at the front desk.

- Oh, well, I was actually thinking of, like,

a private lesson situation.

- Oh, well, honestly, we're not supposed

to take private clients at the club

because it's kind of like we're stealing members, you know?

- Yeah, well, I won't tell if you won't.

- [chuckles]

[cell phone ringing]

Excuse me.

It's my wife.

- Oh.

- Hey.

- Brandon, I need to talk to you right now.

- Slow down.

I can't understand what you're saying.

- I shouldn't have done this.

I know I shouldn't have done this.

He was in our house.

- How do you know?

Stuff was moved around.

- What stuff?

- I know my own house, Brandon.

You have to trust me. There was--oh.

- There was what? - Nothing.

Nothing.

Can you come home right now?

- Yeah, after one more session.

Is he in the unit now?

- His car's not here, so he must be out.

- Good, still, lock all the doors,

and call a locksmith right away.

I'll be home soon. - OK.

- Bye. - Bye.

Shoot.

- All righty.

Well, you're all good.

These are for you.

Those are good to go.

Can't make a copy of those legally, anyway,

so they're all yours.

- OK, thank you so much. - Have a good day.

- You too.

[tense music]

♪

- I don't like this, Ash. It's not safe.

- I'm fine.

I just need to see where she goes, OK?

I think this woman is the key to our case.

- You should go to the cops.

- No.

- Why not?

- What are we gonna say to them,

that he broke in and moved around our furniture?

They'll think we're crazy.

- This woman could be crazy.

- She could be, maybe.

Maybe not. But I need to find out.

[soft music]

♪

- Is this seat taken?

♪

- What are you doing here?

- Who the hell are you, and what is

your connection to Dan Hansen?

- My name is Myrna Hansen.

Dan's my son.

- Your son?

- That's what I just said.

- OK, Mrs. Hansen.

Well, your son has been misbehaving lately.

- Is that right?

- Yes.

As you know, he lives in the ADU in our back yard.

He's been hosting loud parties, taking our packages.

We believe he has been entering our home.

- Huh.

Is that right?

Well, I guess then that makes you delusional

because my son would never do that.

He's a good boy.

- You sure about that?

There's nothing wrong with him at all,

no personal problems at home?

- Have a seat.

Sit down.

♪

- OK.

- My husband and I had a very bitter, bitter divorce.

And Dan didn't handle it very well.

- I'm sorry.

- Are you?

Huh.

So Dan's father, my ex-husband, had a sordid affair.

Do you have any idea what that's like?

Do you?

Do you have any idea what that does to a family?

- I don't.

- Do you know what the worst part of the affair was?

- OK, you really don't--

- I don't actually care if you want to hear

because I'm gonna tell you.

It was the lying.

He lied to my face when I confronted him.

And can you forgive infidelity? Perhaps.

I don't know, but can you forgive repeated bald-faced

lying to your spouse?

No. Never.

- I don't really know what else to say, except that with time,

comes healing.

- [laughs]

♪

- Healing?

Do you want to know how I'm gonna heal?

Revenge.

This woman single-handedly destroyed my life.

And I'm going to make it my mission to destroy hers.

- And what does this have to do with us?

- You can go now.

- He snuck in, and he put cameras in my house.

- No. - In our bedroom.

- No. Is there footage?

- Oh, yeah, there is.

But you can't tell anybody about it

because he said he'll put it on the internet

if anybody finds out.

- You need to call the cops.

That's extortion.

- Maybe this is karma coming back to me

for not being truthful with Brandon.

- Hon, you did what you needed to do

to preserve your marriage.

Don't beat yourself up.

- Maybe it's time for me to face it once and for all.

- Well, he was in our house?

So what furniture did he move around?

- Brandon, I lied.

He didn't move furniture.

It's worse. - What are you talking about?

He wasn't in our house?

- He was in our house.

He put a camera in our bedroom and filmed us last night.

He sent it to me.

- Let me see it.

- No, I can't show you because he said

that he'll put it on the internet if I tell anyone.

- What is he, some sort of criminal mastermind?

How is he gonna know if you show me?

- I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know anymore.

- Show it to me, Ash.

- [moaning]

- J[****]. I'm gonna kill this guy.

- He hasn't been home all day, so maybe he's gone.

- Let's find out.

[dramatic music]

♪

- Oh.

That skunk must be back.

♪

- Dan, if you're in there, you better come out.

♪

Come on, Dan!

- Just open it.

♪

- You got to be kidding me. He changed the locks.

- When did he do that? - I don't know.

While you were out chasing his mom around.

- What are we gonna do?

[gasps] Oh!

- Oh, God. What is that?

- It smells like ten skunks in here.

- Just one.

- What do you mean?

[screams]

Is he alive?

[gags] - Dead.

Look.

Dan's stuff's gone.

- We're gonna have to fumigate this place.

- At least he's gone, right?

[crickets chirping]

- World's longest shower.

Do I still smell skunky?

- Let's check.

- No skunk. Just body wash.

- I smell good? - You smell so good.

How do I smell? - I don't know.

Let me smell. - [giggling]

I love you. - I love you.

[phone dings]

- Ugh.

Hold that thought.

- Who is it?

- Dan.

- What does he want?

- It says ask your wife about her job at Parker Consulting.

How would he know about that?

- I did mention it to him when we were gardening.

- Why is he bringing it up now?

- Oh, my God.

- What? - It was him.

- What was him?

- The reason I didn't get that job.

He must have sabotaged me somehow.

- How would he do that? - I have no idea.

[phone dings]

What's he saying now?

What's he saying, Brandon?

- It says ask your wife about her affair with Clay Morris.

What's he talking about, Ash?

- Pfft.

I don't know. He's crazy.

[soft music]

♪

- Is he?

♪

Ashley, what's he talking about?

♪

You need to say something now.

♪

- Honey, it was meaningless and pointless.

And I should have told you.

- Told me what?

- That it's true.

I had an affair with Clay Morris.

♪

Honey, honey, honey, honey. Please, please, please.

You have to understand.

I was so jealous because you were around those hot girls

all the time.

You were working constantly.

And I needed something, anything.

I just felt so unattractive.

And you and I were going through that rough patch.

And Clay was just--

he was understanding and supportive.

I'm sorry. - I bet he was.

- No, no, no. I didn't mean it, honey.

It was just one night, OK?

He wanted it to continue, but I said no.

And then it was done. That's when I quit.

- Ashley, I need you to give me anything.

Tell me he forced himself on you.

Tell me you had no other choice.

Just tell me-- tell me you didn't want to.

- He didn't. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

- You know, Ashley,

I have beautiful women

throwing themselves at me every day at work,

and I don't make a move.

- I know.

- Because I love my wife.

I must be some sort of idiot.

- Brandon.

Brandon!

♪

- Well, Ash, you sure I can't lure you back?

I mean, we still haven't found a replacement

for your particular talents.

- You're such an idiot.

♪

[phone line trilling]

- [sniffles]

- Hey, you. What's up?

- Brandon left me.

- What?

What are you talking about?

- You told Dan about Clay Morris?

- Of course not. I would never.

- You're lying to me, Shell.

How would he know?

How would he know, Shelley?

- I don't know.

- You're lying to me.

- I swear to God.

Let me--let me come over there.

You can look into my eyes and know I'm telling the truth.

- Don't even bother!

♪

[dramatic music]

♪

[knocking] Go away.

- I'm not going away.

Let me in.

Ashley, you are my oldest friend.

- Which makes it even worse.

- I didn't tell Dan about you and Clay Morris.

You swore me to secrecy.

I have never broken that promise, not to anyone.

- How?

How did Dan know about it, Shelley?

How did Dan text Brandon, hey, ask your wife about her affair

with Clay Morris?

- I have no idea how he could have known.

- Do you have any idea why I'm having trouble believing you?

- Tell me.

- Because you have always been jealous of me and Brandon.

You wanted him back in college, and he chose me.

And I'm sorry about that.

But ever since then, you have been waiting

to sabotage my happiness.

- You want to know what I told Dan?

- What?

- I told him that you and Brandon were virgins

when you met,

that you fell in love in college

and you were each other's first and only

and that there was something pure

and beautiful about the two of you.

That's what I told Dan.

- Well, now he's gone.

I'm going to bed.

You can let yourself out.

- I am gonna stay here till I know you're OK.

- Suit yourself.

[knock at door]

- Open the door.

- Ugh, coming.

[urgent knocking]

It's 2:00 in the morning.

- Open the [g**]damn door!

- Oh. Drinking again?

- I gave up everything for you, everything, my friends,

my family, my youth.

I gave up my youth.

- I gave you the house, alimony.

[G**], what else do you want?

- I am not the person that I used to be

because you took everything from me, everything.

And you took away my dignity.

- Oh, that's for sure. - I want closure.

- Closure? - I want closure!

- Go find closure in your bed and sleep it off.

- I will get justice.

- You threatening me?

Because I'm not above calling the cops.

- I wouldn't touch a hair on your pretty little head.

I wouldn't do it.

It's her you should worry about.

[laughs]

- Get out. - Sweet dreams.

- Get out, get out. - Bye.

♪

[crickets chirping]

[phone dings]

[suspenseful music]

[dog barking]

- Brandon?

♪

[gasps]

[phone dings]

[screaming]

[dramatic music]

♪

Get off of me.

- Don't make me cut your throat.

- What do you want, Dan?

What do you want?

- You'll see.

This way.

- OK, OK, no.

OK. OK. OK.

OK. OK. OK. OK.

OK, OK.

[screams]

♪

Shelley.

No.

♪

OK. OK.

OK. OK. OK.

[pounding at door]

Shelley.

- Good work.

Who the hell is this?

- It's my best friend, and she better not be hurt.

- She's alive.

- What are you doing here?

- Haven't you figured it out by now?

- What is my name?

- Your name is Myrna Hansen.

- And what's my name?

- Dan Hansen.

- Wrong!

Hansen is my mom's maiden name.

My dad's last name is Morris,

as in Clay Morris.

- Oh, my God. Oh, no, no, no, wait.

I knew that Clay had a wife and a son, but I didn't--

- You didn't care, did you?

You seduced my husband, anyway.

- No.

I--Myrna, that's not what happened, OK?

How did you guys even find me?

- Dad told me that he bumped into you,

and you were renting out your unit.

And I got online, and I saw a bunch of--

- Dan, stop. Shut up.

She does not need to know everything.

Just go. Stick to the plan, go.

- Plan?

- Are we really gonna do this?

- Yes, we're really gonna do this.

That is the plan.

- This was your idea.

- Are you serious right now?

Are you scared?

- No.

- You are stupid. You're stupid.

- No, I'm not! - Wait, wait, wait.

No, he's not stupid. He's not stupid.

He's very, very smart.

He had us fooled for a very long time.

Didn't you, Dan?

Still, how did you get a key to our front door, huh?

- Do you want anything else?

- No, that's it. Thanks.

- Cool. I'll be right back.

♪

- See? He's very clever.

Your son is very clever.

[screams]

- What the hell?

- Don't do anything.

- Take it easy.

You OK?

Let me guess.

Myrna, right? - [chuckles]

Look at you, smart and handsome.

So why were you sleeping around on him, huh?

- Please, please, please, please.

- Give me your phone.

Put it on the ground.

Kick it over here.

♪

- Whatever you think is going to happen here

isn't going to work.

- Brandon, this is Clay Morris' son.

And that's his wife. - Ex-wife, ex.

- I'm sorry.

- Did you know about this all along?

- No, honey. I didn't know, OK?

I knew that Clay had a wife and a son,

but I never made this connection.

I promise you.

I didn't know. I didn't know.

- Don't get stupid.

- Myrna, tell your son to stop.

- Why would I do that?

That's why we're here.

- I know what you're feeling.

- Oh. Do you?

- I know what it feels like to be betrayed.

There's no worse feeling.

- Honey, he meant nothing to me.

I swear to you, OK?

He tempted me in a moment of weakness,

but he never meant anything to me.

I know. - That's not true.

She is lying.

She just lied to your face because you seduced my husband

to try to further her career.

Yeah, that's what happened.

- That is not what happened.

- Kill her.

- What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

- Kill her now.

Stick to the plan. Stick to the plan.

- This is your plan, Mom.

- Fine. I'll do it myself.

- [screams]

♪

- OK. We need to check on Shelley.

Are you OK? Are you OK?

- Mom? No, no, no.

Stay with me. Stay with me.

Please, Mom. Mom, it's OK.

Everything is OK. Everything's fine.

Everything's fine.

- I think she's OK.

Brandon, I'm so sorry.

This was all my fault. This was all my fault.

- It's OK. - I'm so sorry.

- It's OK. - Will you ever forgive me?

- I don't know.

- Come on, Mom, you're OK. No, no.

- Dan, is she OK?

- Mom! Please.

Please.

- Honey, she's dead. Call the police.

Call the police. I think she's dead.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, oh, my God.

- Come on, Mom. You're OK.

No. No.

[police siren wailing]

♪

- Thank God you're here!

- Show me your hands.

Hands in the air!

- I'm the one that called you.

There's been an accident.

Someone is dead.

♪

- All right, right this way. - OK, OK.

Oh. - Watch your step.

- Make sure I don't step on anything.

- Here we go. - OK.

Why do I need a blindfold, honey?

I have eyelids. - I don't want any peeking, OK?

- OK. I'm not six.

- Watch your step. OK, steady, steady, steady.

Right there. OK.

You ready? - I think so.

- 3, 2, 1.

Ta-da.

- Brandon, it's beautiful.

- We can work out together.

[soft music]

- I love it.

♪

- Shall we?

- [laughs]

♪

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[water rushing]

[ominous tone]

[animal howls]