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You can rinse now, Mr Jones.
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And we can move on
to the crown preparation.
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Very good.
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Make an hour appointment
in two weeks.
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Someone dropped this off for you.
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Oh. Give me a minute, please, Linda.
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Sure.
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Yes, I'm afraid.
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Oh, thank you.
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Lovely day.
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Uh, you're the dentist, aren't you?
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I'm Adam. Apartment 3.
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Ah. I see.
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I... I am a dentist, yeah.
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Oh, look who's home!
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Hello!
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Mwah!
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Just rode the lift with the dentist.
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Oh, did it speak?
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Oh!
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Oh, I wish I was musical.
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I don't want to play
for Dad's friends tonight.
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Then you don't have to.
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So, I get out my BlackBerry, OK?
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And I google, and in
less than 30 seconds,
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I run it through
international directory.
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I find a phone number.
This woman answers the phone.
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So I ask her.
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I said, "Do you feed your swine
on an exclusive diet of acorns
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"to make the prosciutto
that costs 150 bucks a kilo?"
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And?
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Well, she's Italian, Terry.
She doesn't speak a word of English.
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So, I get out my backup BlackBerry.
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OK? Oh. Oh, oh, yes.
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"Steve, why do you need
two BlackBerrys?"
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Well, point, OK?
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So, while I've got the old farmer
on the line,
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I found out the Italian word
for 'acorn'.
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OK?
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I find it's 100% acorn-fed.
I bought two kilos of the shit!
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Go on, it's funny!
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Come on! Come on.
You're going to love this.
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Now, you all know
that my wife is a dentist.
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Go on. Give them a big smile.
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Please.
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Huh?
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I mean, have you seen anything...?
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Oh! Suzy...
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Oh! Oh, it's priceless.
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Is that enough?
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Yeah, that... that's enough.
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Yeah, 'cause...
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Suzy, are you alright?
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I work out. I'm quite strong.
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Steve? Steve. Mate.
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Steve. Mate. Mate, mate, mate.
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I think Suzy's leaving.
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Yes, mate. She does some
night work for the tooth fairy.
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The toothless...
Mate. Mate, mate.
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She's got bags and the kids -
both the kids. They're in the car.
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Shit!
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Elvis?
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Mum?
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MUM!
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7:30. Better get going.
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OK.
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How come you slept in here?
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Oh, my silly old li-lo had a hole.
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Um... are we getting our stuff
from home today?
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Morning, Potter.
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What are your plans for today?
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Bit of laying around, doing nothing?
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Go off to your catty gym,
have a coffee with your pussy mates?
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Nice not having to work.
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What's that?
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This is where I fell yesterday.
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Where you lost your tooth?
Mm-hm.
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Oh. I have a very wiggly tooth.
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Ooh! Upper incisor. Very good.
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Same as yours.
But... yours won't grow back.
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Nope. Mine's gone forever.
Let's go.
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Come on.
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Kids, I'll meet you in the car.
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OK.
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Please let us be happy here.
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Please.
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Oh!
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Who are you?
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This is my apartment.
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Right.
It's fuckin' bright.
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You shouldn't be in here.
This is private property.
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Sorry.
I didn't understand what you just said.
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Oh, this... you... you're trespassing.
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Hmm.
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Uh, I'll take you down to the foyer.
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OK?
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It's... this way.
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Oh, look. Here's the lift.
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Ding!
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This way.
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I could do with a cup of tea.
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A hot bath and a nice, soft bed.
How about you?
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Those are night things.
It's daytime, so...
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Oh.
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I did not know that.
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What, you can't have a cup of tea
during the day now?
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Yes. Well, tea's different, but...
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It was just the whole package
that you said.
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It was a night-sounding thing.
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Of course.
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Who are you?
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I'm Suzy Darling.
Suzy... Darling.
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Well, Suzy Darling...
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your tags are showing.
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Come on, kids.
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Thanks, Jonks.
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Yes, it's a mess. I'm a mess.
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Steve, you didn't notice her packing?
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Well, do you know where she's gone?
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It's all in an email.
An email?
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Mm-hm. Want to read it?
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Well, if you don't mind.
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Is she coming back?
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Oh, Steve, I don't know.
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Don't you two share
some blood-bond, sister thing?
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No.
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Can I show you the bedroom?
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Um... sure.
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I never saw it coming, Jonkers.
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I mean... am I a blind man?
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It's a good experience to go through,
the process of losing a tooth.
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Now I can talk to patients
from a first-hand perspective.
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Yeah. And open wide.
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Mm-hm.
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Close together.
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I suppose you can also
talk to patients
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about leaving their husbands
in the middle of the night now too.
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Stephen rang this morning.
He told me everything.
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Ah.
You're staying in a new apartment?
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Uh-huh.
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Perhaps you've been
planning this for a while.
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That's why you bought the apartment
in the first place.
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Escape route?
Uh.
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You're smart.
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Uh-huh.
Yeah.
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OK.
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Linda...
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did you make an appointment
with the prosthodontist?
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Yes.
Great.
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I'll courier this right away.
Mm-hm.
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Just, uh...
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just make sure you're the wolf,
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not the pig.
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Thanks for that.
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OK.
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I know.
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Never make the mistake of treating
your assistants as your friend.
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I know. I get it.
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It's just
sometimes she's so nice.
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And today is hard.
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Oh!
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Thank fuck I found you.
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How did you get in here?
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Uh... I think I'm going to
need your help.
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Need my help?
Yeah.
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OK. Need my help.
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Are you in any, um, pain, or...
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Interesting. No.
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No. No pain. Um...
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OK. Can I call someone for you?
I have a phone.
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Look, I could make
some calls for you.
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Or... do you need some money?
'Cause I've got some money in...
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I don't know what I need!
Mm-hm.
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Sorry. Um... the thing is...
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I don't know
what the fuck's going on.
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Mm-hm. OK.
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Can you tell me your name?
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Ah. No.
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Go on. I don't know... my...
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I don't know my own name!
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That's...
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A dentist. You're a dentist?
Yeah.
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If you're a dentist,
why have you got a missing...?
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Listen... I can call you a taxi,
I can...
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uh, I can give you some money.
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You've got an accent!
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Look, I'm going to help you.
I'm going to make some calls.
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OK?
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Where the fuck am I?
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Uh, in a dental surgery.
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In Sydney.
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Sydney?
Australia.
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Au...!
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Oh. Oh, this is my husband.
It's my husband.
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OK?
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I'm going to take this call.
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Well. Round one - Suzy.
Almost 24 hours and no call.
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Oh, Steve. Thank you for calling.
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Something strange is happening to me.
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Really? Do you have any idea
what today was like for me?
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I mean, today my world fell apart.
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OK? I mean, I cried
in front of teachers, shopkeepers.
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Someone even bought me a cappuccino
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because I was crying
in the cafe today, Suzy.
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Yes. It must be hard for you.
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Well, your sister came round today.
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I mean, she's gonna start coming around
all the time if you're not here.
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That means I have to talk to her.
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Suzy?
Steve.
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I'm listening.
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Just... give me something!
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I don't think
we love each other anymore.
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- Love?
- Shoot it. Shoot it!
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Did you say "love"?
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You are a classic!
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I mean, really, how old are you?
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Why do you want to stay
married to me?
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OK. OK.
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Well, can I think about this?
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'Cause it does seem like
an important point,
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and I want to get it right, OK?
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So, can I get back to you on it?
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I'm going.
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How did you get in here?
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Look, I need your help.
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You're scaring me now.
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- If you frighten my children...
- Mum.
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I will kill you, OK?
I just need...
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Elvis! Elvis, stay
in the living room, please.
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Go back to the living room.
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Suzy. He can't see me.
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What?!
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Can you, son? Huh?
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You can't see me. You can't hear me.
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Mum, what's wrong?
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- What's wrong?
- Oh.
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I just got a fright.
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Sorry.
Should I call Dad?
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No, no, no, no. No.
I just saw a cockroach.
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I hate cockroaches.
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Look, I'm gonna go, OK?
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I'll come back later,
when your kids are asleep.
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No. Stupid. I'm sorry.
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OK. Um...
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Why don't you get your clipboard?
Shopping list - baits.
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Yeah. OK.
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Oh! Oh...
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Thank you for coming.
That's OK.
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Goodness. Hugs. That's nice.
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It's very sterile,
but it definitely has potential.
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I like it.
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Hey, um, Mum told us
you used to be a goth.
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That's right.
I've got the photos to prove it.
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And in here, I still am.
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Miss Take says sometimes grown-ups
just stop being in love with each other.
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Oh. Did you tell your teacher?
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Dad told her.
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He came and saw her
at lunchtime and told her.
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Oh.
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I, um, had to go and see
the counsellor today.
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Dad rang the school.
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Missed PE, though.
That was pretty good.
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It's getting late.
Better hop off to bed now.
264
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:39,879
Our new beds?
Mm-hm.
265
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:41,079
Yes!
266
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:44,868
Yep. Brush your teeth.
10 seconds on each and every tooth.
267
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:55,399
"Hypnagogic illusions".
268
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:58,519
Aha. "Caused by deep-onset stress.
269
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,440
"Characterised by a sense of reality
270
00:21:00,441 --> 00:21:03,989
"to the appearance of improbable
objects such as animals and people."
271
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:07,160
How many times have you had
the hallucination?
272
00:21:07,161 --> 00:21:09,559
Three times.
And it was always a cat?
273
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:10,993
Yep.
274
00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:13,679
Cats represent fear.
275
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:16,559
Fear of sexuality.
Hmm.
276
00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:18,915
The repressed feminine.
Oh.
277
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,719
You know what you're doing?
278
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,959
Throwing away your marriage.
Jonquil...
279
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:28,236
Why does someone walk away
from a great life? I don't get it.
280
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:33,319
Mmm. Oh, I'm tired.
281
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:34,999
'Night.
282
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,479
Yep.
283
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,959
'Night.
284
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,279
It's me.
285
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,552
They're all asleep.
286
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,799
Illusion, please go away.
287
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:56,314
You know what? I'd like to, but I can't.
288
00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,640
I've tried, but I can't.
289
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:03,639
Oh, what has this got to do with me?
290
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:05,119
I don't know.
291
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:08,799
But it does because you are
the only other human being
292
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,119
that can see me and hear me.
293
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:15,636
Apparently, to everyone else...
I'm invisible.
294
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:20,799
You may just be an hallucination
triggered by my high stress levels.
295
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,839
I... I've just left my marriage.
296
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:26,919
Well, I'm sorry to hear that,
but I'm not a hallucination.
297
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,433
How do you know that?
298
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:32,399
Because...
299
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,559
when you're not here,
300
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:37,233
I still am.
301
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,317
What is that?
302
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,473
This?
303
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,119
Yeah.
304
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:03,312
Oh!
305
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,077
What was that?!
306
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:26,873
My name.
307
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,640
It's Henry.
308
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,471
I'm fine.
309
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,239
Good for you.
310
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:39,878
Do you have any moisturiser?
311
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,478
Yes, I do.
312
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:13,272
God?
313
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,839
Morning. Tea's up.
314
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:19,159
Oh, I've had a terrible night.
315
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,879
Mrs God!
316
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:23,959
Feet are so cold, honey.
317
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,079
Cold. That's creepy.
318
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,800
You should have
put your socks on!
319
00:24:27,801 --> 00:24:29,999
I'll try this, then.
320
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,718
Eugh!
321
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,758
Where's my dentist?
322
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,508
Hello, puss.
323
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,199
No!
324
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,714
Hold your horses.
325
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,200
You can see me.
326
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,000
You beautiful little bastard!
327
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:14,359
I am here!
328
00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:17,279
I fucking exist!
329
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,475
Mrs Lucas.
330
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:33,279
There's a cat who can see me.
331
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:36,599
Yes, indeed.
How are you, Mrs Lucas?
332
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,159
Well, thanks.
333
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,879
Can I ask you a question?
334
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,919
OK. Let's have a look.
335
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:43,760
Anything like this
happened to you before?
336
00:25:43,761 --> 00:25:46,119
No. Um...
337
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,839
It's... just a check-up, Linda?
338
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,319
Yes, Doctor.
339
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:53,879
So, when something magical and
extraordinary lays itself at your feet,
340
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:57,559
what, you just snap on your little
plastic gloves and clean teeth, do you?
341
00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,759
Doctor?
Oh. I'm sorry.
342
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:02,799
It's just a check-up.
OK.
343
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:04,439
This is insane!
344
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,078
Ow!
Ooh, sorry!
345
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,830
And terribly sad.
346
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,192
I'm outta here.
347
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:15,679
Lovely.
348
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,955
It's really lovely, Mrs Lucas.
349
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,439
Your lower right five...
350
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,439
Mm-hm. Yeah. Lower right five.
351
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,839
Clear and present.
352
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:28,599
Lower left third molar
is horizontally impacted.
353
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:31,319
Recommend, um...
354
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:33,799
extraction.
355
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:50,156
Um, uh, recommend extraction.
356
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:11,999
It's only me.
357
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,277
Sorry.
358
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,879
That TV is extraordinary.
359
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:24,519
It's like having a cinema in your home.
360
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,839
It's called a home cinema.
361
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:28,592
Oh. Is it?
362
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,999
Clever.
363
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,119
Uh, listen, Suze, um...
364
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:39,351
I've been thinking about
what's going on here, and, um...
365
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:43,638
I think I might be a time traveller.
366
00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:49,919
No, see, I think
I might have been sent here
367
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,719
from, you know, another era
368
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:56,199
and something's gone wrong
in the whole time-travelling process
369
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,078
and now I... I can't
remember my mission.
370
00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:06,959
So, maybe the... maybe that medallion
is some sort of key to the mission.
371
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,399
Where did you get it?
372
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,439
I've had it since I was a kid.
I don't know where I got it.
373
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:15,039
No. I don't want to go
to that place again.
374
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:18,199
But, listen, Suzy...
375
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:22,079
what if that was the future?
376
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:28,439
Maybe I've been sent here
to... to change this - this present...
377
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:32,115
so that that can never, ever happen.
378
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:34,919
Do you get me?
379
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:40,639
You and I could be sitting
at the very crux of human history.
380
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:46,199
We could hold the fate
of mankind in our hands.
381
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:49,199
Mum, what's for dinner?
I'm starving.
382
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:52,192
Oh, dinner's almost ready.
Don't spoil it!
383
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:57,110
Are you alright?
Yes.
384
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:00,640
It's just that you were kind of
talking to yourself.
385
00:29:00,641 --> 00:29:02,639
I'm singing.
386
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,710
? Humming... ?
While I cook.
387
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:09,352
He's always hungry.
388
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,079
So...
389
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,836
you and I, um...
390
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,439
we're going to save humanity
from itself?
391
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:22,919
Mmm.
392
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:30,759
Hello?
393
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:33,752
Remember me? Your husband?
394
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,995
There may be another explanation.
395
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,956
Yep. Let's hear it.
396
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:50,479
That you died and now you're a ghost.
397
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,835
That's fucking ridiculous.
398
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:02,639
The 70-inch, full HD!
399
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,679
Hi, Dad.
400
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,955
Hi, mate. Hey?
401
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,391
Hi, sweetie-pie. Mwah!
402
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:13,879
Hello. I'm a traveller, of sorts.
403
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,871
Just using this as my base
for the moment.
404
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:18,632
I like it.
405
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:21,319
Are you cooking?
406
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,117
Yeah.
407
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,156
Can't even look at me.
408
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:43,079
15 years, Suze,
and I gave you everything.
409
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:45,479
Everything you ever wanted.
410
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:48,239
And now you've just taken that
on a whim.
411
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,039
It's not a whim.
412
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,632
Well, what do you call it?
413
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:58,839
Look at you!
414
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:01,400
You're pretending everything
is just... just normal.
415
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,480
This is crap!
416
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:07,999
Oh, I-I didn't mean to do that.
417
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,399
I... I had no idea
I was going to do that, OK?
418
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,311
I'm just sort of out of my head, OK?
419
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,039
So, how long's your lease?
420
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,678
I bought it.
421
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:22,792
Bullshit.
422
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:27,236
Suzy, you realise...
423
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:32,639
you're making a very big mistake.
424
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,759
I don't think so.
425
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:37,799
You're going to end up
a lonely old lady.
426
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,559
No-one is ever going to love you.
427
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:40,720
Thank you, Steve.
428
00:31:40,721 --> 00:31:43,079
I cannot understand
why you left.
429
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,399
When was the last time we had sex?
430
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,399
Oh. I think you should go now.
I was trying to remember.
431
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,599
Was it two months
or was it three months ago?
432
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:52,960
Well, I think you're sorted out
in that department.
433
00:31:52,961 --> 00:31:55,199
I only had sex with other women
434
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,759
because my wife
won't have sex with me.
435
00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,119
This man's a knobhead.
436
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:00,719
You're a knobhead.
437
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,439
I'm a knobhead?
438
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:06,551
I think you'd better go now, Steve.
439
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,679
Come on, Mum. Hurry.
440
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,719
Oh, um... You go up.
441
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,399
I've forgotten the milk.
442
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:38,469
OK.
443
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:41,039
Nothing.
444
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:45,799
It doesn't work, apparently,
without both of us.
445
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,598
I-I don't know how I can help you.
446
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,079
Look at these cars.
447
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,879
I've never seen
cars like these before.
448
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,160
You've got to get me to an airport.
Take me home.
449
00:32:57,161 --> 00:32:59,679
I need to get to a...
proper continent!
450
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:01,399
OK. OK. Let's go. Get in.
451
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:02,879
Good.
452
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,439
What is that smell?
453
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,000
It's forest fresh.
454
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:10,674
Mmm! I like it.
455
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:16,148
Oh, Jesus Christ!
456
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:29,680
Come on. Get in. We'll try again.
457
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,595
Come on! In you hop.
458
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:58,034
I can't get through it!
459
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,199
Come on!
It's the fog!
460
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:09,599
Suzy?
461
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,113
What are you doing?
462
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,749
Hello. I'm doing an experiment.
463
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,111
Good.
464
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,909
- I'm stuck here.
- Sorry.
465
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,479
Whoa!
Ooh!
466
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,119
Sorry! Uh...
467
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:36,635
OK.
OK?
468
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:40,319
Oh. That's clever.
469
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:44,159
But until you find the time machine, you
just have to behave like a normal person.
470
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:47,039
Yeah.
A shut door is a shut door.
471
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,519
Uh...
472
00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:52,159
Listen, um...
473
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,673
you were right.
474
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,869
There is no time machine.
475
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,759
I'm dead.
476
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,159
I'm so sorry.
477
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:08,277
No, it's, uh...
478
00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:11,359
Thanks.
479
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:14,359
It's just not exactly what I expected.
480
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:16,559
Life is full of surprises.
481
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:20,119
Not really life that's surprising me,
482
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:21,639
Suzy Darling.
483
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,551
No.
484
00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:27,479
So, where are you off to?
485
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:30,759
'Cause I can't cross the fucking road.
486
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:34,079
I'm getting ready to go out and have
a drink with some friends of mine.
487
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:37,439
So, it's... Might be late,
actually, so, um...
488
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:40,399
Mmm. Why so nervous?
489
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:43,073
Uh, I'm not nervous.
Yes, you are.
490
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:49,319
Um, well, it's the first time
I've gone to see them as just me.
491
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:51,679
I only know them from...
through my husband.
492
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,239
Ex-husband.
493
00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:56,073
Well, don't take any shit from them.
494
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:58,639
That's all.
495
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:02,079
You strike me as being a...
a good person,
496
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:05,755
and I bet arseholes have
an easy time of you.
497
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:12,312
Oh, I'm not so sure about that,
but... thank you.
498
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:17,199
No problem.
499
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,319
Look, it's not
that we don't like you.
500
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,720
We really, really like you.
And we're going to miss you.
501
00:37:21,721 --> 00:37:24,599
It's just I believe in
clarity in relationships.
502
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:26,511
So we hope you understand.
503
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,879
Well, yes.
504
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:34,519
You choose Steve as your friend,
not me.
505
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:37,039
Oh, when you put it that way,
it sounds so awful!
506
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,839
But I'm more than happy for you
to still be our family dentist.
507
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:43,559
Ditto. John and I are devastated
by this break-up.
508
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,519
You know, once Steve
played me a message
509
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:48,719
that you left him on his voicemail.
510
00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:50,199
Really?
511
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,599
Well, how funny is Steve?
512
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:56,279
Steve wanted me to know that you and
your husband call me 'the robot'.
513
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,439
Steve thought it was funny.
514
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:02,672
Suzy, you mustn't take
these things seriously.
515
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:05,716
Oh, you were never my friends.
516
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,159
I am a very good dentist,
517
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:15,839
but if you make an appointment with me,
I will destroy your teeth
518
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:18,400
in ways that you cannot even
begin to imagine.
519
00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:24,199
Wow.
520
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,076
Bad day?
521
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,672
Yes.
522
00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:41,757
Want some music?
Thank you.
523
00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:59,039
Oh, no. Sorry.
I've given you the wrong address.
524
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:00,959
I've just moved. Sorry.
525
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,359
No difference to me.
526
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,237
Where do you want to go?
527
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:18,830
Can you drive away now, please?
528
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,080
How beautiful was that?
529
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,679
Arseholes?
Yep.
530
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:01,719
Oh, what a day!
531
00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:03,438
In-fucking-deed.
532
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:09,550
It's just... I don't know
who I am anymore.
533
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Well, that makes two of us.
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