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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:23,773 - Yes! 2 00:00:25,067 --> 00:00:29,446 I'm petey wheatstraw, the devil's son-in-law! 3 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,534 The high sheriff of hell. 4 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:37,829 I went with notorius fatty, 5 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:41,041 and even made love to old lula bell. 6 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:46,046 I took today and brought back yesterday! 7 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:50,592 Took the 4th of July and put it in June! 8 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:54,638 And make leap year jump over the moon. 9 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:59,017 I'm not here to brag, nor here to boast! 10 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:04,106 I can sit on a tombstone and produce baby ghosts. 11 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:08,819 Why I can even remember the day I was born! 12 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:14,741 It was the day of that great Miami, Florida storm! 13 00:01:16,952 --> 00:01:19,830 Release yourself. 14 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,020 - He's coming! 15 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:44,633 - He's coming! - — He's coming! 16 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:45,939 - Oh Jesus! 17 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:46,732 He's coming. 18 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:48,233 - Oh Jesus, my god. 19 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:50,694 Doctor, doctor, doctor! 20 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:52,404 I'm so glad you got here! 21 00:01:52,738 --> 00:01:53,864 She's almost ready now! 22 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:55,197 Any minute now! 23 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:56,700 Help me lord! 24 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:59,953 - My god, she's gonna have an elephant?! 25 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:02,287 - Is you trying to say my wife screwed an elephant? 26 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:03,456 - Just get me some water! 27 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,167 Lots of hot water! 28 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:06,001 - Hurry! 29 00:02:06,335 --> 00:02:07,335 Hurry! 30 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:09,046 - It's gonna be all right, just hold on. 31 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:18,054 Oh my god! 32 00:02:18,347 --> 00:02:20,807 I've never heard anything like this 33 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:22,851 in my life before! 34 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:25,187 Oh my lord, oh my god! 35 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:29,024 Is he coming, is he coming, is he coming? 36 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:31,026 Is he coming? 37 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:32,444 - It's here, it's here. 38 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:34,321 Oh doctor, oh doctor help me! 39 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,156 Help me, lord have mercy, Jesus! 40 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:39,659 - Come on, come on down. 41 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,995 Come on down, come on down. 42 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:43,649 Right there, right there, help me. 43 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:44,872 Okay, okay. 44 00:02:45,957 --> 00:02:46,957 Ow! 45 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:48,250 He bit me! 46 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:49,418 He bit me! 47 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:53,674 I got him, I got him. 48 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:54,466 - You got him, doctor? 49 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:55,800 I got him. 50 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:05,143 - Hurry, doctor, hurry! 51 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:07,229 - Help me, mama, you gotta help me! 52 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:08,563 Come on, push! 53 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:10,607 Bear down, bear down! 54 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:12,484 Push, push, come on! 55 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:14,695 Yes, yes, yes, he's coming! 56 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,238 He's coming! 57 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:18,371 My god, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming! 58 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:19,825 Bear down, bear down! 59 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:21,158 - Whoa, whoa! 60 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:22,661 - He's coming, push push! 61 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:24,913 Oh, oh he's coming! 62 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:26,289 Shees, oh my god! 63 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,293 Are you sure this isn't an elephant?! 64 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:31,627 Oh my god! 65 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:33,630 Ow, that hurts! 66 00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:34,964 It's alive! 67 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:37,633 It's alive! 68 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:40,469 It's alive. 69 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:43,056 - Don't no grandy doctor soppy sucker 70 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:46,184 gonna hit on me and get away with it. 71 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:49,104 Help me, help me, help me, somebody help! 72 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:50,438 Gotta come help me. 73 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:51,522 Take him off me. 74 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:52,232 Willy! 75 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,109 Help, help me, 76 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:55,444 take him off me! 77 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:56,820 Come on, please! 78 00:03:57,154 --> 00:03:58,354 - I know you, you the one that 79 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:00,532 disturbed me every night in my sleep! 80 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:02,784 - But I'm your daddy, boy! 81 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:05,453 - You stop it! 82 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:08,415 Stop it right this minute, boy. 83 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:13,170 And you get your little narrow ass over there and stand. 84 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:14,129 - Thank you, doctor. 85 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:15,088 How much do we owe you? 86 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,215 - Nothing, nothing, just let me 87 00:04:17,549 --> 00:04:18,549 get the hell outta here! 88 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:24,264 - Your name will be petey wheatstraw. 89 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,191 J“ petey wheatstraw 90 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:37,152 j“ petey wheatstraw 91 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:39,613 j“ petey wheatstraw 92 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:42,115 - well if it ain't little petey wheatstraw. 93 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,367 - You mean punky wheatstraw. 94 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,040 J“ superstar 95 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,394 J“ petey wheatstraw 96 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,981 j“ petey wheatstraw 97 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:17,984 j“ petey wheatstraw 98 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:33,834 - Do not be alarmed. 99 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,210 I am a friend. 100 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:37,963 It took courage and bravery to fight them as you did. 101 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:39,456 - Imma get them back for this 102 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:41,341 even if it takes my whole life, 103 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:44,219 imma get all of 'em one by one. 104 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:47,764 - Would you spend your whole life seeking revenge? 105 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:48,723 - What do you mean? 106 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:50,057 Who are you anyway? 107 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,435 - I am bantu, and you? 108 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:54,312 - Petey, petey wheatstraw. 109 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:56,773 - Wisdom is the way of the world. 110 00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:58,900 There's much you do not understand, son. 111 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:01,403 I will teach you the ancient oriental ways. 112 00:06:07,826 --> 00:06:09,578 J“ I'll tell you a story 113 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:14,165 j“ about the brave man and the storm 114 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:15,917 j“ heavy now his glory 115 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:18,962 j“ for a brother was born 116 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:22,799 j“ he met a man as a boy 117 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:27,262 j“ who taught him that there was no toil 118 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:29,431 j“ taught him how to get around 119 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:32,559 j“ all the snakes that he rolled around 120 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,060 j“ petey wheatstraw 121 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:35,437 j“ petey wheatstraw 122 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:37,272 j“ petey wheatstraw 123 00:06:37,606 --> 00:06:39,357 j“ petey wheatstraw 124 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:40,691 j“ petey wheatstraw 125 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,819 j“ petey wheatstraw 126 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:44,905 j“ the devil's son-in-law 127 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:49,242 j“ petey wheatstraw, he's no boy 128 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:52,120 j“ king of comedy, a superstar 129 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:55,373 j“ the world's a stage in which he plays 130 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:58,460 j“ living and loving his only game 131 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:01,713 j“ women, they fall at his feet 132 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:05,091 j“ while men fear him out there in the street 133 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,510 j“ his name brings terror to all of those 134 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:10,972 j“ who tried to cross him once before 135 00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:12,306 j“ petey wheatstraw 136 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:14,225 j“ petey wheatstraw 137 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:15,559 j“ petey wheatstraw 138 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:17,145 j“ petey wheatstraw 139 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:18,647 j“ petey wheatstraw 140 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:20,565 j“ petey wheatstraw 141 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:22,651 j“ the devil's son-in-law 142 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:26,905 j“ Leroy's killing, they're in a spot 143 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:30,533 j“ the fire burned him and it's really hot 144 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:31,868 - you are ready now. 145 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:33,512 I have taught you all the mysteries 146 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:36,414 of the world and the art of self defense. 147 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:39,501 - I owe you much, bantu, I am most grateful, 148 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:42,462 but there's only one thing that bothers me. 149 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:43,463 - Yes? 150 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:46,049 - Well this is not what I dreamed 151 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:48,468 of doing with my life, I've always wanted 152 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,929 to be on stage making people laugh. 153 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:52,430 You know a, a... 154 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:54,598 - A comedian? 155 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:56,267 - Yeah, so I can try and save the 156 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:58,478 world from some of its miseries. 157 00:07:58,812 --> 00:07:59,812 Is it possible? 158 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,148 - Yes it's possible. 159 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,482 Stand up. 160 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:10,865 You will always love and respect 161 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:13,618 those who always love and respect you. 162 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:16,788 You will take no abuse from any man 163 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:18,832 living or dead. 164 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:23,128 You will use your wisdom as a weapon against all evil. 165 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:42,564 - Thank you. 166 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:44,816 My my my my my, what an ass. 167 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:49,404 I've always liked women with big asses. 168 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:53,700 - Some asses for need, but this ass is for please. 169 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:59,080 - I see we have another comedian in the house! 170 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:01,791 You still got a lot of ass, mama. 171 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,752 I say one thing, if this place would 172 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:06,796 catch on fire, they'd tell everybody to haul ass, 173 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:09,215 you would have to make 10 trips. 174 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,764 - Hey man, you can't talk to my woman like that. 175 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:13,927 Shut up! 176 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,973 Shut your ugly, old time, ancient ass up! 177 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,727 If you say one more word to me, 178 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,021 I'll have that lady take one of her 179 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:25,648 titties and beat the shit out of you. 180 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:27,817 And I ain't lying either! 181 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,613 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much. 182 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:33,186 I am what I am and I'm gonna be 183 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,616 the very best of what I am. 184 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:37,035 And for those who don't like me confidentially, 185 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:38,369 I don't give a damn. 186 00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:40,163 I'd like to thank you for letting 187 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:42,082 me be myself, thank you! 188 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:49,714 - Ladies and gentlemen, petey! 189 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:51,800 Petey, petey wheatstraw! 190 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,085 How did we do tonight, Jimmy? 191 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:58,866 - Over the boat, Pete, things looks good, brother 192 00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:00,690 we gotta hurry 'cause we got a plane to catch. 193 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:01,935 - Take me with you, petey. 194 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,520 - Oh Sheila, we've been through 195 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:06,022 this many times, you know the score, baby. 196 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:07,792 - Sheila, baby, you know how it is with 197 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:09,859 us honey, you've got to hang on in there. 198 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:12,237 - You're gonna see that Nell bitch, ain't ya? 199 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:15,615 Oh Sheila, listen, you know the business, 200 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,534 baby, hlsend for you next week. 201 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,035 - And what about Nell? 202 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:23,331 - What about Nell, baby, you know it's only me and you! 203 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:29,402 - Sheila, baby, don't be so uptight, 204 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:31,344 I'll see that you get a plane ticket next week. 205 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,711 - Hey petey, beautiful man, 206 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,126 really good this time, we got to do it again real soon. 207 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:37,029 Y'all take it slow, Jimmy, it was a pleasure. 208 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:37,679 Don't mean to run, but I got something 209 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:39,073 planned for me, takin' off. 210 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:40,473 - Hang in there, doc. 211 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,351 Okay y'all, let's get out of here. 212 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,250 - I hope this little business adventure 213 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:50,859 turns out the way it's supposed to. 214 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,278 100 grand is a lot of money and this place 215 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,488 doesn't look like it holds over 200 people. 216 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:56,822 - This is not it. 217 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:58,050 We got a place over on the east side 218 00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,701 that holds over 2,000 people. 219 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:01,874 And I guarantee you this'll be the biggest show 220 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,705 to hit this city in quite some time. 221 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,238 With the kind of cash that you 222 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,916 just loaned us, we can't miss! 223 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,376 Right, skillet? 224 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:09,711 - Right! 225 00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:12,255 We've checked out all the risks very carefully. 226 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:13,649 Mr. White, we're gonna give you 227 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,217 a 20% return on all your money. 228 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:17,135 You won't be sorry. 229 00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:18,511 No siree. 230 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:19,888 - I hope not. 231 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:23,266 For that kind of money the company can get a little ugly. 232 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,435 But for some reason I think it's gonna work. 233 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:28,897 Soft season, all the good acts are on the road. 234 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:30,499 With that kind of money you'll be 235 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,150 able to advertise and pull 'em in. 236 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:34,569 Now are you sure no one's coming into town? 237 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,321 - Mr. White, stop worrying. 238 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:38,239 We have no competition for at least 239 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:40,700 three or more months from now, right skillet? 240 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,745 Happy times are right around the corner. 241 00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:45,622 Mr. White, you about to become 242 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:49,042 the luckiest investor of the century. 243 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:52,730 - Yeah, or lose and become the 244 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,088 most dangerous man in town. 245 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:58,551 Dangerous for you guys that is. 246 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,178 Hlkeepintouch. 247 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:01,511 Keep the faith. 248 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:03,681 And keep the bankroll. 249 00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,690 Skillet, let's get started. 250 00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:13,650 - Yeah, let's get started. 251 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,486 Madam Wright, come on over here. 252 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,071 Listen, we need singers. 253 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:21,824 We need musicians, we need dancers. 254 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:22,825 Lookie here, the kind of money 255 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,620 we got, we can do some booking. 256 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,994 - We gonna party now! - That's right! 257 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,374 - We living, brother! 258 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:30,750 - Living? Living? 259 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,484 Living between the sky and the earth 260 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,032 and ain't touching dirt nowhere! 261 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,838 Nowhere! 262 00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:00,822 - Yeah, that song so good, and I'm your daddy, 263 00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:03,116 the hitman, on xera radio! 264 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,786 Moving right along, as we told you earlier, 265 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,705 it's celebrity time. 266 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,598 The one and only Mr. Excitement himself, 267 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:12,352 petey wheatstraw, what's happening man? 268 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:13,793 I'm glad to be back in town. 269 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,878 You know I'm opening at Steve's den 270 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,880 with my all girls toy show. 271 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:19,734 - Hey I know it's gonna be a good show. 272 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,151 Tell us about this 'cause I know 273 00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:21,843 it's gonna be a right all situation. 274 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:23,803 - All I can say is to the people 275 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,555 out there in radio land I want to 276 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,265 see your face in the place 277 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:28,725 and your feet under the seat 278 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,893 so you can put some zip in your hip 279 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:32,312 and slide in your glide. 280 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,856 Big fat girl strutting in there but oh! 281 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:36,899 - Just a minute baby. 282 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:40,737 - And that's June 15th at Steve's den. 283 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,172 - I'll talk to you later, baby. 284 00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:43,865 Be there! 285 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,331 Our opening night?! 286 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:54,207 The 15th? 287 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,636 Leroy! 288 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,517 Leroy! 289 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:15,813 I gotta talk to you, partner. 290 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:18,149 - Man, you made me blow my damn shot! 291 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:19,817 - Wait a minute! 292 00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,628 I just learned on the radio petey wheatstraw is in town. 293 00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:22,652 - You what?! 294 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,871 - He's gonna open show there on June the 15th! 295 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,799 Leroy, we can't stand up to competition, 296 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,659 he'll kill us for sure. 297 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,753 Remember what Mr. White said about his money. 298 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:31,996 If we don't pay him back? 299 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,090 We dead, partner, what are we gonna do Leroy? 300 00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:34,916 What we gonna do? 301 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,751 - Shut up and let me think! 302 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:38,605 - What you got up your sleeve, partner? 303 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:41,130 - Wait, I'll call petey on the phone. 304 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:42,924 See if I can get him to postpone. 305 00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:43,925 - Dig it. 306 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:45,903 - And if that don't work, there's other ways 307 00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:46,927 to make him give in. 308 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,213 Get Willy on the phone quick! 309 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:49,531 - I'll get him on the phone. 310 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,307 - Rack man, rack 'em up! 311 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,633 - Well Steve, you got the joint 312 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,091 looking good, but you still ain't 313 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,498 done shit with that small dressing room, 314 00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,857 you know petey don't like no small dressing room, man. 315 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:01,251 - Damn right, that dressing room 316 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:02,860 ain't big enough to fart in. 317 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:04,588 - You didn't come here to fart or shit, 318 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,739 you came here to do your thing! 319 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,991 - But your dressing room still 320 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:10,493 looks like a shit house! 321 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,137 - I got it looking like a shit house 322 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,622 because of one reason, petey, let me tell you. 323 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,156 The way a person shit tells if 324 00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:17,583 they have love or larceny. 325 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,557 See, people that have love in their heart, 326 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:20,795 they sit down and they shit. 327 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:26,259 Reach for the toilet paper, wipe that shitty ass, 328 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:27,927 and then they flush it down. 329 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:31,115 People that have larceny, they sit down 330 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,890 and they shit, 331 00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:36,644 wipe that shitty ass, but because they have larceny, 332 00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:38,938 before they flush it down, 333 00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:43,901 they have to turn around and peep at that shit. 334 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:52,076 Anybody don't trust their own asshole must have larceny. 335 00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:57,081 - And it still looks like a shit house, can you dig it? 336 00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,041 - Let me say this, petey. 337 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,626 We got the posters ready, 338 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,088 and man we are ready to roll this weekend. 339 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,335 - Steve, you mean to tell me 340 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:08,708 you haven't got the posters up 341 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,012 and we getting ready to open next week? 342 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:12,364 - Well never mind all that petey. 343 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:13,890 Anyway, I put my boy right over there. 344 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:15,223 Can I help, Ted? 345 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,310 - No Larry, you'd just be in the way. 346 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,562 - Oh Ted, you haven't seen your 347 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:20,896 brother in four months, 348 00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:22,469 why don't you let him come along? 349 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:23,858 - Come on, t. 350 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,276 - Okay, you can help. 351 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:27,410 I'll go and get changed and we'll get started. 352 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:28,977 - Matter of fact I'll kick in a 353 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,531 few bucks for the little man. 354 00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:31,908 - What? 355 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:35,661 - Steve, you are volunteering to pay somebody? 356 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,914 - Don't you be so cold on my man. 357 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,247 - Oh baby, don't worry about it, they only kidding. 358 00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:41,854 - Petey, why don't y'all drink up man, 359 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,062 my lady's fixin' to poo, we got to get on out of here. 360 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:46,255 - Let's drink a toast to a successful engagement. 361 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:48,132 Hey, stop! 362 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,511 - God damn! 363 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,305 These dope-headed junkies make me sick! 364 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:57,141 That's why niggers in the ghetto can't have shit! 365 00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:58,475 - Hey you, get back! 366 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,002 Jimmy, you should do something, help him! 367 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:07,610 - I got the money, what the hell you think I can do, 368 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,403 I can't take those damn junkies! 369 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,051 - Shit! 370 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,077 - Come on, nigger, scram, man! 371 00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:58,869 Come on! 372 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:00,496 Come on, fight it! 373 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:07,378 - Y'all got a lot of nerve messing with my car. 374 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:10,172 Penny addict junkies, that's all you are. 375 00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,226 You'll take from your mama, you'll even take 376 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,385 the limbs off of a tree! 377 00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:17,179 But I'm gonna kick your ass for messing with me. 378 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:06,395 All right, you clowns, up on your feet. 379 00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:08,147 You going back to my car and putting 380 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,650 my shit back just like you found it! 381 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,151 All right, let's go! 382 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,778 All right, move! 383 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,255 Ladies and gentlemen, I want you 384 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,716 to remember their faces 385 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:38,427 so you can know who's breaking into your places! 386 00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:41,430 If they do it to me, they'll do it to you! 387 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,044 So I want you to stick your foot 388 00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:45,184 up their ass the next time they do! 389 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,349 - But Leroy, what we gonna do? 390 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:26,702 If he's gonna put on a show... 391 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:27,184 Shut up! 392 00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:28,518 I'm trying to think! 393 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:29,968 - Willie! - Yeah, boss? 394 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,429 - I want you to keep an eye on 395 00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:32,106 - petey and his boys. - Right. 396 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,625 - I wanna know every move they 397 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,025 make day and night. 398 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:36,359 Take some of the boys 399 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:37,845 and call me every hour on the hour. 400 00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:38,571 - Right. 401 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,656 Castro, Brian, let's go. 402 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,283 But Leroy! 403 00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:44,636 If he's gonna put on a show... 404 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:47,246 - You said that already! 405 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,206 He's probably staying at Nell's place. 406 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:50,583 We'll call him. 407 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,144 Maybe we can get him to change his mind. 408 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:53,169 - Change his mind? 409 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,212 After what we did to petey? 410 00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:57,346 He'll come through that phone and strangle us. 411 00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:58,883 - Petey knows the score now. 412 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,676 He's on our terrain now. 413 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:02,250 All we gotta do is put a little 414 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,346 pressure on him, he'll yield. 415 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:05,680 - Leroy, I don't think... 416 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,600 Don't think! 417 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,226 Just get Nell on the phone. 418 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,103 I wanna talk to petey. 419 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:15,107 J“ loving you 420 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,361 j“ touching you 421 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:23,574 j“ it's always on my mind 422 00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:29,121 j“ thinking of kisses on you 423 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,249 - look, what is it with you, petey? 424 00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:35,127 Don't I even turn you on a little? 425 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:36,521 - Nell, you know I don't like to 426 00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:38,964 mix business with pleasure. 427 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,967 - It's always business with you. 428 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,345 You know how I feel about you. 429 00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:47,014 - Nell, I didn't mean to hurt you, baby. 430 00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:48,390 Come over here. 431 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,105 Let's give it a whirl. 432 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:58,442 May not even be as bad as I think it is. 433 00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,110 - Shit. 434 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,240 Hello? 435 00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:07,993 Yes, just a second. 436 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:12,248 It's for you, now don't be long. 437 00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:14,021 - Baby, this is gonna be the shortest 438 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:16,710 phone call in bell telephone's history. 439 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:17,711 Can you dig it? 440 00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:19,171 - Mmmhm. 441 00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,340 - Petey, how you doing, brother? 442 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,133 - Don't brother me, you no business 443 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,803 barn rat soup eatin' son of a bitch! 444 00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:27,536 I want you and that fat slob partner 445 00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:30,099 of yours to pay me the money ya'll owe me! 446 00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:33,435 That's exactly what I was calling you for. 447 00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:36,313 I want to pay you back, but on one condition. 448 00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:38,315 - Condition my ass! 449 00:22:38,649 --> 00:22:39,775 It's y'all that owe me! 450 00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:42,403 I will condition you, I'll put my foot up you 451 00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:44,280 and that big bear's ass both! 452 00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:45,853 - Look petey, skillet and I are 453 00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,575 in a bad position. 454 00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:49,702 You see, we want you to postpone 455 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,495 your engagement for a few months. 456 00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:53,247 We borrowed a big piece of money 457 00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:55,374 and we can't afford your competition. 458 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,459 - You have the nerve to call me 459 00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,962 and ask me to cancel my engagement! 460 00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:01,797 I wouldn't stop my show if you 461 00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:04,091 needed ice water in hell! 462 00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:06,194 - So that's the way you wanna play, huh nigga? 463 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:09,221 Well you know two of us can play that, you hear? 464 00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:10,806 - Why you. 465 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:12,600 - What was that all about? 466 00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:14,560 - Nell, listen, I want you to call 467 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,254 Jimmy and the boys because the shit 468 00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:19,440 look like it's done hit the fan. 469 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:22,401 What about our little party? 470 00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:23,735 - It'll have to wait. 471 00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:25,195 This is money. 472 00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:26,614 Business, baby. 473 00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:30,743 As you know, romance without finance is a damn nuisance. 474 00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,788 J“ loving you 475 00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:38,375 j“ touching you 476 00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:44,256 - Yeah? 477 00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:46,390 - I'm still following this Jackson dude, boss. 478 00:23:46,717 --> 00:23:48,802 He's hanging posters all over the place. 479 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:50,471 - Well rough him up a bit. 480 00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:53,307 Petey won't bend, so we'll bend him. 481 00:23:53,641 --> 00:23:54,683 - I'm on it on. 482 00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:03,776 Shut up! 483 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:09,239 - Mmm mmm, this is sho' 'nuff good! 484 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:10,573 - Mmmhmm! 485 00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:13,953 Ted, the next time you leave 486 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:15,871 are you gonna be gone long? 487 00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:17,205 I don't know, why? 488 00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:18,082 'Cause when you're gone 489 00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:20,542 I don't have no one to talk to. 490 00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:22,711 - You talk to mama, don't you? 491 00:24:23,045 --> 00:24:24,546 - Yeah, but she's always working. 492 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,465 She be too tired. 493 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:29,343 - Well what do you do in the meantime? 494 00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:30,970 Swbm 495 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:34,473 play basketball 'cause I'm gonna be a basketball star. 496 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,433 - And skip school. 497 00:24:36,767 --> 00:24:38,352 Yeah, mama told me what you been doing. 498 00:24:38,686 --> 00:24:40,562 Look, if you wanna be a basketball star, 499 00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:42,982 you're gonna have to stop skipping school. 500 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:44,608 You think jabbar skipped school? 501 00:24:44,942 --> 00:24:46,527 No he didn't and neither can you. 502 00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:48,213 Now I want you to raise your right hand 503 00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:51,281 and swear that you won't skip again. 504 00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:52,157 Come on. 505 00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:53,784 Come on! 506 00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:57,788 - I swear I won't skip no more school. 507 00:24:58,122 --> 00:24:59,602 If jabbar didn't then I won't neither. 508 00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:00,915 - My man! 509 00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:03,502 Now I want you to go inside and tell mama 510 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:06,338 I'll be a little late and not to wait up for me. 511 00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:07,672 Okay. 512 00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:09,632 Swish. 513 00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:11,427 - Two points. 514 00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:34,616 - You've been pretty busytoday, pal 515 00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:37,578 too bad you won't be able to work like that tomorrow. 516 00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:39,872 'Cause your arm's gonna be broke. 517 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:41,999 - What are you talking about, mister? 518 00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:42,916 Larry, go inside. 519 00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:43,834 - No, I'm staying with you. 520 00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:45,168 I said go inside! 521 00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:54,178 - Ted, he's got a gun! 522 00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:56,597 (Gunshod 523 00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:57,930 Larry, Larry! 524 00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:21,996 Larry! 525 00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:23,873 Larry! 526 00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:27,252 Oh my god, he shot my brother! 527 00:26:29,046 --> 00:26:30,839 - I can't see you, Ted. 528 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:34,842 I feel, I... 529 00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:41,433 - Don't talk, Larry. 530 00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:43,018 It's gonna be all right. 531 00:26:43,352 --> 00:26:44,352 I saw the whole thing, 532 00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,039 I got the license plates and everything. 533 00:26:46,063 --> 00:26:47,415 I called the police and the ambulance 534 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:48,541 and they're on their way now. 535 00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:49,565 - I won't skip 536 00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:53,362 no more school. 537 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:56,698 I promise not. 538 00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:02,871 Oh no! 539 00:27:03,205 --> 00:27:03,664 - No! 540 00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:04,997 - Larry! 541 00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:27,312 No! 542 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,690 Larry. 543 00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:31,023 My brother! 544 00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:33,067 Larry! 545 00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:44,746 Oh god, Larry! 546 00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:07,019 J“ precious lord 547 00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:11,773 j“ take my hand 548 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:16,653 j“ lead me on 549 00:28:20,324 --> 00:28:22,659 j“ let me stand 550 00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:27,873 j“ I am tired 551 00:28:30,459 --> 00:28:32,753 j“ I am weak 552 00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:37,841 j“ I am worn 553 00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:42,721 j“ through the storm 554 00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:44,431 - the lord giveth. 555 00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:48,477 And the lord taketh away. 556 00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:52,856 Blessed be the name of the lord. 557 00:28:55,859 --> 00:28:58,904 The lord is my Sheperd, I shall not want. 558 00:29:00,364 --> 00:29:03,784 He makes me to lie down in green pastures. 559 00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:09,873 J“ precious lord 560 00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:16,838 j'and lead me home 561 00:29:29,226 --> 00:29:31,311 Don't panic! 562 00:30:16,898 --> 00:30:18,066 - Petey? 563 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,651 Petey wheatstraw. 564 00:30:23,447 --> 00:30:24,823 Petey wheatstraw. 565 00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:27,868 - Who are you, man? 566 00:30:28,201 --> 00:30:29,201 - My card. 567 00:30:31,955 --> 00:30:32,955 Lou cipher? 568 00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:36,126 - A small mistake on the part of the printer. 569 00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:39,129 Actually it's pronounced Lucifer. 570 00:30:39,463 --> 00:30:41,548 - Are you responsible for all this madness? 571 00:30:41,882 --> 00:30:44,468 - In most cases I am, but in this particular instance 572 00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:47,971 I happened to walk upon this disaster. 573 00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:49,598 You may stand up. 574 00:30:55,562 --> 00:30:56,562 - Where am I? 575 00:30:57,481 --> 00:30:58,481 Where am I? 576 00:31:00,317 --> 00:31:01,777 Where am I at? 577 00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:06,073 Your new home, petey, if everything works out well. 578 00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:09,951 Well if you're wondering, petey, you're quite dead. 579 00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:11,965 - And what about all of these other people? 580 00:31:12,245 --> 00:31:12,913 Are they? 581 00:31:13,246 --> 00:31:14,646 - The ones that have been shot, yes. 582 00:31:14,956 --> 00:31:18,877 The others are, you might say, out to lunch. 583 00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:20,611 - But what do you want from me, man? 584 00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:22,130 - My my, you're quite direct. 585 00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:23,840 I like that. 586 00:31:24,174 --> 00:31:25,759 She will like that too. 587 00:31:26,093 --> 00:31:27,093 - She who? 588 00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:30,305 - We'll talk about that later. 589 00:31:30,639 --> 00:31:32,849 Your problem seems to be right now. 590 00:31:33,183 --> 00:31:34,518 I have a proposition to offer you, 591 00:31:34,851 --> 00:31:37,562 petey, are you willing to listen? 592 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:40,482 - Your propositions you always wind up on top. 593 00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:42,818 Just like the shit that you done to Adam and Eve. 594 00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:44,861 - Oh petey, I was young then. 595 00:31:45,195 --> 00:31:46,195 My salad days. 596 00:31:47,531 --> 00:31:50,158 My style today is much more sophisticated. 597 00:31:50,492 --> 00:31:51,892 - Well what do you want from me now? 598 00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:53,077 -Ason. 599 00:31:53,787 --> 00:31:54,787 A son? 600 00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:58,250 You got to be sick! 601 00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:01,628 How in the hell can I give you a son? 602 00:32:01,962 --> 00:32:04,506 - By simply marrying my daughter. 603 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,884 - What's in the deal for me, man? 604 00:32:08,218 --> 00:32:09,803 - Gaze upon the root of all this 605 00:32:10,137 --> 00:32:14,099 madness as you put it. 606 00:32:15,976 --> 00:32:17,185 - Well? 607 00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:19,646 - You don't have to worry about petey no more, boss. 608 00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:21,022 He's resting in peace. 609 00:32:21,356 --> 00:32:22,566 - Good. 610 00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:25,902 Now that he's resting in peace, we can rest in peace too. 611 00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:30,991 Lively times! 612 00:32:36,413 --> 00:32:38,039 - Happy times! 613 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:39,541 - Happy times, yeah. 614 00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:44,045 - Leroy and skillet. 615 00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:47,924 I knew it was them two big fat slobby son of a bitches! 616 00:32:48,258 --> 00:32:51,094 - Yes, they felt threatened by your upcoming show in town. 617 00:32:51,428 --> 00:32:55,015 - Well why kill a little boy like that in cold blood? 618 00:32:55,348 --> 00:32:57,809 - If you would just calm down a moment and listen, 619 00:32:58,143 --> 00:33:00,312 perhaps we can work things out. 620 00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:01,645 - I'm listening. 621 00:33:01,938 --> 00:33:05,066 - Marry my daughter and give her a child. 622 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:08,111 And I will arrange it for you to have your life back. 623 00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:10,989 To strut and fret your hour upon the stage again. 624 00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:14,493 Revenge will be yours, petey wheatstraw. 625 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:19,331 - No, this is madness man, you got to be sick. 626 00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:21,875 - Well petey, prepare to die. 627 00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:25,504 Let your wisdom be your weapon. 628 00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:27,464 Wisdom, wisdom, wisdom. 629 00:33:31,301 --> 00:33:32,719 - All right. 630 00:33:33,053 --> 00:33:35,055 I'll marry your daughter 631 00:33:35,388 --> 00:33:38,808 and give her this son that you need so badly. 632 00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:41,645 By the way, what does your daughter look like? 633 00:33:41,978 --> 00:33:45,315 - Gee, I hope beauty has nothing to do with our proposition. 634 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:52,155 - Oh hell no, man, uh uh. 635 00:33:52,489 --> 00:33:55,825 No no no, I won't marry her, deal or no deal. 636 00:33:56,159 --> 00:33:58,995 Kill me, man, kill me, uh umm. 637 00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:02,082 - Yes, my daughter's quite unfortunate. 638 00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:03,750 Very well, petey. 639 00:34:04,084 --> 00:34:05,919 Wisdom, wisdom. 640 00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:11,716 -All right, I'll marry her. 641 00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:23,019 You'll be hearing from me from time to time. 642 00:34:23,353 --> 00:34:26,773 It will be as though none of this ever happened. 643 00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:48,211 And the lord taketh away. 644 00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:52,340 Blessed be the name of the lord. 645 00:34:54,634 --> 00:34:56,970 The lord is my Sheperd. 646 00:34:57,304 --> 00:34:58,304 I shall not want. 647 00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:02,434 Oh lord, my baby. 648 00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:11,919 - Petey, how could that be, I know... 649 00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:14,029 -Fimmyfimmyfimmy don't worry about it, 650 00:35:14,362 --> 00:35:16,364 I'll explain it to you later. 651 00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:22,996 Thank you, dear. 652 00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:28,209 - That's the way it was. 653 00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:30,003 I'm not lying. 654 00:35:30,337 --> 00:35:31,617 That's some crazy shit, isn't it? 655 00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:34,841 - Crazy, yeah, but man you making a deal with the devil. 656 00:35:35,175 --> 00:35:36,885 You know how things like that turn out. 657 00:35:37,218 --> 00:35:39,012 And anyway, I think I'd rather be dead 658 00:35:39,346 --> 00:35:40,764 than marry someone ugly as that! 659 00:35:41,097 --> 00:35:43,892 - The main thing man, I'm still alive. 660 00:35:44,225 --> 00:35:45,545 Now listen, I can figure out a way 661 00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:47,687 to keep from marrying the devil's daughter, 662 00:35:48,021 --> 00:35:49,261 but the main thing we've got to 663 00:35:49,564 --> 00:35:52,233 deal with Leroy and skillet right now. 664 00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:53,568 - But petey, I'm scared. 665 00:35:53,902 --> 00:35:55,570 Now you know how powerful the devil is, 666 00:35:55,904 --> 00:35:59,532 and if you cross him, he's gonna be mad as hell. 667 00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:00,992 I mean heaven. 668 00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:02,326 Oh shit. 669 00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:05,246 - Oh Nell, you always worry, now you know 670 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:07,332 I can take care of things. 671 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:08,875 Ted! 672 00:36:09,209 --> 00:36:10,210 Ted! 673 00:36:10,543 --> 00:36:11,543 Are you all right? 674 00:36:11,795 --> 00:36:13,546 - Man, I ain't gonna rest 675 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,633 until I settle with scarface Willie. 676 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,556 - Right this way, ladies. 677 00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:35,694 - It's that little punk again. 678 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:37,153 - Come on, chump! 679 00:36:37,487 --> 00:36:38,613 Come on! 680 00:36:38,947 --> 00:36:40,466 - We'll fix his ass for keeps it this time. 681 00:36:40,490 --> 00:36:41,490 Come on! 682 00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:44,994 - Hey man, come on, come on! 683 00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:49,191 - Thought you would've done learned 684 00:36:49,499 --> 00:36:51,042 your lesson by now, little brother. 685 00:36:51,376 --> 00:36:53,086 Guess you one of them hard-headed niggers. 686 00:37:02,512 --> 00:37:03,847 Hold it, Bruce Lee! 687 00:37:05,348 --> 00:37:07,392 See now you too dangerous to have around. 688 00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:09,486 I'm gonna arrange it so you can be with petey 689 00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:11,438 and your kid brother for all time! 690 00:37:11,771 --> 00:37:13,732 Start praying, pal! 691 00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:22,490 - What's the matter, Willie, the cat got your tongue?! 692 00:37:22,824 --> 00:37:25,160 I oughta make you eat this gun! 693 00:37:25,493 --> 00:37:26,161 - But I thought... 694 00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:28,580 - Yes, tell your boss I'm still alive 695 00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:32,125 and I'm mad as a hornet in a Bumblebee hive! 696 00:37:33,460 --> 00:37:34,740 I want you to tell your boss that 697 00:37:34,794 --> 00:37:37,005 his days is numbered and his luck is bad! 698 00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:41,134 So son of a bitch,! 699 00:37:41,468 --> 00:37:43,052 Now get your ugly ass on! 700 00:37:43,386 --> 00:37:44,386 Get! 701 00:37:44,429 --> 00:37:45,429 Move! 702 00:37:45,472 --> 00:37:46,848 - Why didn't you let me finish him? 703 00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:51,186 - Oh Ted, there will be revenge on all of them for you, 704 00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:52,145 don't worry about it. 705 00:37:52,479 --> 00:37:53,479 Let's make it. 706 00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:58,401 - Willie, you sure it was him? 707 00:38:00,487 --> 00:38:02,280 You're sure you got him? 708 00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:06,409 Well how in the hell can he still be alive? 709 00:38:06,743 --> 00:38:08,578 - Maybe he missed him. 710 00:38:08,912 --> 00:38:10,079 - I know he was dead. 711 00:38:10,413 --> 00:38:11,557 Nobody could've stood the lead 712 00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:12,832 we pumped into him, nobody! 713 00:38:13,166 --> 00:38:14,250 I swear, Leroy! 714 00:38:14,584 --> 00:38:15,877 - I saw him get hit too, boss. 715 00:38:16,211 --> 00:38:18,171 He must've took about four or five slugs. 716 00:38:18,505 --> 00:38:19,523 - Well how in the hell can he 717 00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:20,882 still be out there walking around? 718 00:38:21,216 --> 00:38:22,592 Somebody tell me! 719 00:38:22,926 --> 00:38:23,966 - What we gonna do, Leroy? 720 00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:25,553 - Shut up and let me think! 721 00:38:25,887 --> 00:38:27,305 I gotta think. 722 00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:29,682 Phew, this is killing me! 723 00:38:30,016 --> 00:38:31,656 Let him think, everybody, let him think. 724 00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:36,189 - What happened to him? 725 00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:38,323 - I think Willie's smell was too much for him. 726 00:38:38,608 --> 00:38:41,069 - I think I'm gonna pass out too. 727 00:38:42,445 --> 00:38:44,823 - Willie, you get your stinkin' ass out of here! 728 00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:46,436 Get out of here and go clean up! 729 00:38:46,616 --> 00:38:49,202 And get back here on the double! 730 00:38:56,543 --> 00:39:00,296 - Somebody open a window or something, damn. 731 00:39:00,630 --> 00:39:01,673 - I've got it! 732 00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:02,674 - Well come on with it. 733 00:39:03,007 --> 00:39:04,133 - He lives in Nell's place. 734 00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:05,467 - Right. 735 00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:11,432 - We never did finish our little party the other night, 736 00:39:11,766 --> 00:39:13,977 and now we're all alone 737 00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:16,312 and there's no one here to bother us, 738 00:39:16,646 --> 00:39:19,232 so I'll just take the phone off the hook. 739 00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:22,277 Well I'll be damned. 740 00:39:24,487 --> 00:39:25,487 Hello? 741 00:39:26,114 --> 00:39:28,032 Yes, just a second. 742 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,702 It's for you, now don't be long. 743 00:39:31,661 --> 00:39:33,371 - Yes petey, there's two things 744 00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:35,164 I neglected to tell you. 745 00:39:35,498 --> 00:39:39,043 One, you will have powers beyond your wildest dreams. 746 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:42,255 All you have to do is use my magical cane. 747 00:39:42,589 --> 00:39:44,924 It contains all of my secrets. 748 00:39:45,258 --> 00:39:48,303 Two, you must be careful where and how you use it. 749 00:39:48,636 --> 00:39:51,264 It will serve every purpose you will ever need. 750 00:39:51,598 --> 00:39:53,558 All you have to do is wield the cane, petey, 751 00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:56,227 and my power is yours. 752 00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:58,771 - Well thanks for calling, Lou. 753 00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:01,733 - Well who's Lou? 754 00:40:02,984 --> 00:40:04,319 - Don't worry about it, baby, 755 00:40:04,652 --> 00:40:06,279 let me introduce you to a friend of mine. 756 00:40:06,613 --> 00:40:08,281 - Oh at last, I'm gonna put something 757 00:40:08,615 --> 00:40:09,782 on you you won't forget. 758 00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:19,584 Stop it! 759 00:40:20,793 --> 00:40:23,338 You guys are tearing up my place! 760 00:40:24,297 --> 00:40:25,465 Police! 761 00:40:25,798 --> 00:40:26,341 Get away from me! 762 00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:27,759 Petey! 763 00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:32,095 Petey! 764 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:41,439 Oh my vase, hey I'm not through paying for this! 765 00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:43,191 Petey! 766 00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:44,524 Be careful! 767 00:40:50,490 --> 00:40:54,410 Petey, watch out! 768 00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:36,327 - Come on, come on, come on. 769 00:41:36,661 --> 00:41:37,870 Get up, come on. 770 00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:36,636 - Hello? 771 00:42:37,805 --> 00:42:39,182 Yes, just a second. 772 00:42:39,515 --> 00:42:40,515 It's for you. 773 00:42:43,728 --> 00:42:45,104 - Yes. 774 00:42:45,438 --> 00:42:47,982 - Petey, I suggest you pick up that cane tonight. 775 00:42:48,316 --> 00:42:51,069 At the rate your friends skillet and Leroy are going, 776 00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:53,988 they might surprise you at any moment. 777 00:42:54,322 --> 00:42:57,241 And you do want to protect yourself the next time. 778 00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:58,659 - Thanks again. 779 00:43:20,723 --> 00:43:21,723 - Hello? 780 00:43:22,642 --> 00:43:23,684 Petey? 781 00:43:24,018 --> 00:43:25,228 What? 782 00:43:25,561 --> 00:43:26,687 Graveyard? 783 00:43:27,021 --> 00:43:29,482 Man, at a time like this? 784 00:43:29,816 --> 00:43:30,858 Aw shit. 785 00:43:31,192 --> 00:43:32,485 Petey! 786 00:43:32,819 --> 00:43:33,819 Petey! 787 00:43:49,335 --> 00:43:52,088 Sure had a wonderful time tonight! 788 00:43:52,421 --> 00:43:55,174 Oh shit, really blew my lid. 789 00:43:55,508 --> 00:43:57,677 Everybody tell me I did. 790 00:43:58,010 --> 00:44:01,639 Oh boy did I party up in this Tonight. 791 00:44:02,932 --> 00:44:05,351 Still takes me so damn long to get home, 792 00:44:05,685 --> 00:44:08,729 gee, maple's gonna be wondering about me. 793 00:44:11,774 --> 00:44:12,974 My house look like it done got 794 00:44:13,067 --> 00:44:14,735 a little bit small too. 795 00:44:16,946 --> 00:44:18,322 Maple! 796 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:20,783 Open the door, baby, your baby home! 797 00:44:21,117 --> 00:44:23,202 Open the door, woman! 798 00:44:23,536 --> 00:44:24,536 Your Out here, 799 00:44:24,704 --> 00:44:26,789 I know you're in there, baby, let me in! 800 00:44:27,123 --> 00:44:29,208 That woman don't wanna let me in. 801 00:44:29,542 --> 00:44:33,129 It's, woman let me in! 802 00:44:33,462 --> 00:44:35,631 You won't come open, well I'll just go all, 803 00:44:35,965 --> 00:44:36,984 I ain't gonna tell you where 804 00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:38,509 I'm going, somewhere else. 805 00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:40,553 That's what I'm gonna do. 806 00:44:44,390 --> 00:44:48,144 - Petey, what are we looking for in this graveyard? 807 00:44:48,477 --> 00:44:49,979 - Just a little further. 808 00:44:50,313 --> 00:44:51,313 Petey! 809 00:44:51,606 --> 00:44:52,231 Listen, listen! 810 00:44:52,565 --> 00:44:53,584 I don't hear nothing, man. 811 00:44:53,608 --> 00:44:54,888 - Well I hear something, listen. 812 00:44:59,363 --> 00:45:01,449 - Come on, man, I don't hear nothing. 813 00:45:05,077 --> 00:45:06,412 - That's it Pete! 814 00:45:06,746 --> 00:45:07,746 - Come over here, man. 815 00:45:07,997 --> 00:45:10,499 Come over here, you scared fool you! 816 00:45:11,792 --> 00:45:13,085 - Cold down here 817 00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:15,546 cold down here. 818 00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:20,092 Well no wonder you cold, 819 00:45:20,426 --> 00:45:21,886 you damn fool, you done kicked 820 00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:24,597 all the dirt off of you! 821 00:45:24,931 --> 00:45:25,931 - Help me! 822 00:45:27,350 --> 00:45:28,619 - Come on, let's do what we come here for 823 00:45:28,643 --> 00:45:29,683 and let's get out of here. 824 00:45:29,894 --> 00:45:31,229 Oh shit man, why you so scared? 825 00:45:31,562 --> 00:45:32,682 - Hell, this is a graveyard! 826 00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:34,523 - Let's put some dirt on him, Jimmy. 827 00:45:34,857 --> 00:45:36,168 - Man, I ain't gonna put nothing on him. 828 00:45:36,192 --> 00:45:38,194 Come on, let's get what you got and get outta here! 829 00:45:38,527 --> 00:45:39,527 Come on, man! 830 00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:41,006 - Come on man, don't be so scared, come on! 831 00:45:41,030 --> 00:45:41,656 Just a little further. 832 00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:43,157 Ah, there it is. 833 00:45:44,116 --> 00:45:45,284 The tire. 834 00:45:45,618 --> 00:45:47,378 - Man, shit, you come out here to get a tire, 835 00:45:47,411 --> 00:45:49,211 now you could've gotten a tire in the morning! 836 00:45:58,422 --> 00:45:59,799 - Now we can leave. 837 00:46:02,468 --> 00:46:04,637 I've gots what I come here for. 838 00:46:04,971 --> 00:46:06,264 - What's that for? 839 00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:09,642 - Come on, come on, come on, let's leave, let's leave. 840 00:46:09,976 --> 00:46:11,435 Come on man, come on! 841 00:46:15,064 --> 00:46:16,064 Come back here, Jimmy! 842 00:46:16,190 --> 00:46:17,525 What's wrong with you?! 843 00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:19,418 Put those corks in the cooler! 844 00:46:19,485 --> 00:46:21,988 How many times do I have to tell you that? 845 00:46:22,321 --> 00:46:23,781 What is that plant doing over there? 846 00:46:24,115 --> 00:46:25,676 Put it on the other side of the building! 847 00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:26,284 Right. 848 00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:27,201 - Then get up on that ladder and 849 00:46:27,535 --> 00:46:28,744 fix that better than that. 850 00:46:29,078 --> 00:46:32,039 Get that shit down from there, and what are you doing? 851 00:46:32,373 --> 00:46:33,573 Move that out from over there! 852 00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:34,750 Let's get moving! 853 00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:36,085 - Hey boss! 854 00:46:36,419 --> 00:46:39,171 Hello! 855 00:46:40,589 --> 00:46:41,589 Mr. White! 856 00:46:46,012 --> 00:46:48,806 Mr. White, if this ain't the best 857 00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:51,267 investment that you ever made in your life, 858 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,103 I'll stand on my head, it's big! 859 00:46:54,437 --> 00:46:55,477 It's colossal. 860 00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:57,106 - It's not even open yet. 861 00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,025 Don't try and sell me, sell tickets. 862 00:46:59,358 --> 00:47:00,419 Oh they selling by the hundreds 863 00:47:00,443 --> 00:47:01,819 Mr. White, by the hundreds. 864 00:47:02,153 --> 00:47:03,279 - Good. 865 00:47:03,612 --> 00:47:05,823 Now what about this wheatstraw character? 866 00:47:06,157 --> 00:47:07,867 I understand he's opening a show nearby. 867 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,703 Now I hope he's no competition to you guys. 868 00:47:11,037 --> 00:47:12,788 - No siree, Mr. White. 869 00:47:13,122 --> 00:47:14,122 We already killed... 870 00:47:14,248 --> 00:47:16,000 - Uh, what my partner's trying to say, 871 00:47:16,334 --> 00:47:18,878 we've killed the idea of Mr. Wheatstraw 872 00:47:19,211 --> 00:47:20,211 opening a show here. 873 00:47:20,421 --> 00:47:22,465 See, he's a friend of ours. 874 00:47:23,382 --> 00:47:24,800 - Okay fine. 875 00:47:25,134 --> 00:47:27,678 Hold five tickets for me and my friends, front row. 876 00:47:28,012 --> 00:47:29,597 - We'll announce you too, Mr. White. 877 00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:31,650 Nothing's too good for you and your friends, 878 00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:33,351 nothing's too good. 879 00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:35,895 - Maybe this is a good deal after all. 880 00:47:36,228 --> 00:47:37,271 The wife will love it. 881 00:47:37,605 --> 00:47:40,107 She goes for stuff like this. 882 00:47:40,441 --> 00:47:43,527 Well I'll see you guys tomorrow night at the opening. 883 00:47:43,861 --> 00:47:45,613 Oh, and break your legs. 884 00:47:48,491 --> 00:47:49,950 - He likes to make jokes. 885 00:47:50,284 --> 00:47:51,284 Oh Leroy. 886 00:47:52,745 --> 00:47:54,038 If petey opens the show, we dead, 887 00:47:54,372 --> 00:47:55,873 partner, we dead, you know that. 888 00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:57,750 - If I had good people around working, 889 00:47:58,084 --> 00:47:59,964 petey would've been out the way a long time ago. 890 00:48:00,086 --> 00:48:01,355 - Boss, I'm telling you, he's got 891 00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:02,659 some kind of power or something. 892 00:48:02,797 --> 00:48:03,797 I mean... 893 00:48:04,048 --> 00:48:05,067 - Boss, you know I don't believe in that kind 894 00:48:05,091 --> 00:48:06,884 of shit either, but it's true, it's weird. 895 00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:08,761 - Don't give me that supernatural shit! 896 00:48:09,095 --> 00:48:10,596 You just didn't do your job! 897 00:48:10,930 --> 00:48:11,931 - No! 898 00:48:12,264 --> 00:48:13,864 - Willie, I'm giving you one more chance. 899 00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:16,185 If you blow this one, I'll knock your ass 900 00:48:16,519 --> 00:48:17,719 in the middle of next week and 901 00:48:17,978 --> 00:48:19,258 be ready for you again Saturday. 902 00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:20,731 You understand? 903 00:48:21,065 --> 00:48:22,065 - Boss, I... 904 00:48:22,149 --> 00:48:24,527 - Don't but boss me, I want his show stopped! 905 00:48:24,860 --> 00:48:27,060 - Oughta ask the book, you just didn't do your job, boy! 906 00:48:27,321 --> 00:48:29,907 - We've gone too far to turn around! 907 00:48:34,328 --> 00:48:36,664 - Leroy and skillet has gone too far. 908 00:48:36,997 --> 00:48:38,833 They want their cake and eat it too. 909 00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:40,167 You know, thicker. 910 00:48:40,501 --> 00:48:41,901 - Well you know how greedy they are. 911 00:48:42,128 --> 00:48:44,213 Plus they've always been jealous of you, 912 00:48:44,547 --> 00:48:45,548 haven't they, Jimmy? 913 00:48:45,881 --> 00:48:47,234 - You know how it is, hun, I ain't got time 914 00:48:47,258 --> 00:48:49,260 to even think about skillet and Leroy. 915 00:48:49,593 --> 00:48:51,154 - I'm sorry I was late, I just got off work 916 00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:52,618 and my piano player couldn't make it, 917 00:48:52,888 --> 00:48:54,723 but I can sing acapella. 918 00:48:56,767 --> 00:48:59,937 J“ Frankie and Johnny were lovers 919 00:49:00,271 --> 00:49:03,649 j“ oh lordy how they could love 920 00:49:03,983 --> 00:49:07,027 - damn, who in the hell is that bitch? 921 00:49:07,361 --> 00:49:08,904 - She must be singing for Jimmy. 922 00:49:09,238 --> 00:49:10,638 - Singing for who? - For you. 923 00:49:10,698 --> 00:49:11,967 - I ain't never see that woman before. 924 00:49:11,991 --> 00:49:13,343 - Well she can't be singing for petey. 925 00:49:13,367 --> 00:49:15,703 J“ Johnny were lovers 926 00:49:16,036 --> 00:49:19,540 j“ oh lordy how they could love 927 00:49:24,086 --> 00:49:25,546 What's going on? 928 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:27,381 What the shit is going on? 929 00:49:27,715 --> 00:49:31,010 J“ Frankie and Johnny were lovers 930 00:49:31,343 --> 00:49:35,514 j“ oh lordy how they could love 931 00:49:35,848 --> 00:49:38,309 better not. 932 00:49:38,642 --> 00:49:41,937 J“ Frankie and Johnny were lovers 933 00:49:42,271 --> 00:49:44,523 - petey, let go of the thing. 934 00:49:47,109 --> 00:49:48,986 Who in there? 935 00:49:52,406 --> 00:49:54,909 - Petey, I told you that cane. 936 00:49:57,077 --> 00:50:00,789 J“ they swore to be true to each other 937 00:50:01,123 --> 00:50:04,210 j“ and true as the stars above 938 00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:07,546 j“ Frankie and Johnny were lovers 939 00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:10,007 It's leading me to the bathroom! 940 00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:30,360 Jimmy! 941 00:50:30,402 --> 00:50:30,903 Jimmy! 942 00:50:31,237 --> 00:50:32,237 A bomb! 943 00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:34,113 A bomb! 944 00:50:37,326 --> 00:50:39,995 - Take it outside, take it outside. 945 00:50:41,497 --> 00:50:44,792 J“ as true as the stars above 946 00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:48,003 j“ Frankie and Johnny were lovers 947 00:50:48,337 --> 00:50:51,924 j“ oh lordy how they could love 948 00:50:52,258 --> 00:50:56,136 j“ they swore to be true to each other 949 00:50:56,470 --> 00:51:00,182 j“ as true as the stars above 950 00:51:01,225 --> 00:51:03,561 j“ Frankie and Johnny were lovers 951 00:51:06,313 --> 00:51:08,941 - Take it outside, take it outside! 952 00:51:09,275 --> 00:51:10,818 - Hey, where's everybody going? 953 00:51:11,151 --> 00:51:12,820 Do I get the job? 954 00:51:13,153 --> 00:51:14,572 I got another number. 955 00:51:17,324 --> 00:51:19,660 - Get out of there, it's a bomb! 956 00:51:36,218 --> 00:51:37,218 Petey! 957 00:51:38,304 --> 00:51:40,848 Petey, are you all right? 958 00:51:41,181 --> 00:51:42,725 - Well damn, petey, look at that shit, 959 00:51:43,058 --> 00:51:44,698 them suckers are trying to play for keeps! 960 00:51:44,768 --> 00:51:46,770 - Man, they tried to blow up my damn joint! 961 00:51:47,104 --> 00:51:48,264 - Please give into 'em petey, 962 00:51:48,397 --> 00:51:49,481 somebody is gonna get hurt. 963 00:51:49,815 --> 00:51:51,525 - We got to get this shit straight! 964 00:51:51,859 --> 00:51:53,902 - Nell, go and get tickets to Leroy and skillet. 965 00:51:54,236 --> 00:51:56,036 - You damn right 'cause I think we need to go. 966 00:51:56,196 --> 00:51:57,356 - What, petey, are you crazy? 967 00:51:57,406 --> 00:51:59,033 Don't you know what they'll do to you? 968 00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:01,076 - I'm gonna give them an opening 969 00:52:01,410 --> 00:52:03,120 that they will never forget! 970 00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:04,454 - Damn right! 971 00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:33,067 Mister white! 972 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:34,400 - Good evening, boys. 973 00:52:34,485 --> 00:52:35,069 Good evening, Mr. White. 974 00:52:35,402 --> 00:52:36,642 How you doing, sir? 975 00:52:36,695 --> 00:52:38,947 Oh, this is my wife joanne. 976 00:52:40,783 --> 00:52:42,242 And her sister babs. 977 00:52:42,576 --> 00:52:43,576 Good evening. 978 00:52:45,788 --> 00:52:49,750 - My my, she's more lovelier than you ever described. 979 00:52:50,751 --> 00:52:52,211 - Right this way, folks. 980 00:52:52,544 --> 00:52:54,254 I got a front way table for ya. 981 00:52:54,588 --> 00:52:55,588 Right this way. 982 00:53:56,692 --> 00:53:59,194 Hey man, don't I know you from somewhere? 983 00:53:59,528 --> 00:54:01,321 - Hell no, man, you don't know me. 984 00:54:01,655 --> 00:54:03,240 Jimmy, I'm so sick and tired of these 985 00:54:03,574 --> 00:54:05,014 Americans talking about they know me, 986 00:54:05,075 --> 00:54:06,428 let's get the girls and leave here. 987 00:54:06,452 --> 00:54:08,328 - No man, do not be like that, man. 988 00:54:08,662 --> 00:54:10,022 We come to see a show, why don't we 989 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:12,124 go in and enjoy ourselves, do not worry about it. 990 00:54:12,458 --> 00:54:15,794 - Very well, step aside, you fat-faced son of a bitch. 991 00:54:16,128 --> 00:54:17,504 - Have a good evening, man. 992 00:55:04,468 --> 00:55:06,094 - Thank you. 993 00:55:06,428 --> 00:55:07,428 Thank you. 994 00:55:11,517 --> 00:55:13,101 You've been listening to the soul sounds 995 00:55:13,435 --> 00:55:16,522 of clive maron and her, it is showtime now. 996 00:55:16,855 --> 00:55:18,023 So let's welcome to the floor 997 00:55:18,357 --> 00:55:20,776 two of the funniest men in show business. 998 00:55:21,109 --> 00:55:23,612 None other than Leroy and skillet! 999 00:55:44,883 --> 00:55:47,427 - Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce to you 1000 00:55:47,761 --> 00:55:49,847 the ones that made it possible for me and skillet 1001 00:55:50,180 --> 00:55:52,641 to bring this big show to you tonight. 1002 00:55:52,975 --> 00:55:54,255 Seated right here in front of me 1003 00:55:54,434 --> 00:55:56,854 is none other than Mr. and Mrs. White 1004 00:55:57,187 --> 00:55:58,227 and their beautiful guest, 1005 00:55:58,480 --> 00:55:59,840 give 'em a great round of applause! 1006 00:56:08,657 --> 00:56:09,657 - Leroy! 1007 00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:10,940 Hey skillet, what's going on? 1008 00:56:10,993 --> 00:56:11,451 - I heard you were smart, partner. 1009 00:56:11,785 --> 00:56:12,785 - I am smart, skillet. 1010 00:56:12,870 --> 00:56:13,328 - You smart? 1011 00:56:13,662 --> 00:56:14,662 - I'm smart, skillet. 1012 00:56:14,872 --> 00:56:15,289 - If you're so smart, answer me this. 1013 00:56:15,622 --> 00:56:16,622 - Answer you what? 1014 00:56:16,832 --> 00:56:18,834 - If you have $23.18 in one pocket. 1015 00:56:19,167 --> 00:56:20,586 - $23.18 in one pocket. 1016 00:56:20,919 --> 00:56:22,880 -And $13.42 in the other pocket. 1017 00:56:23,213 --> 00:56:25,340 - $13.42 cents in the other pocket. 1018 00:56:25,674 --> 00:56:26,258 - What would you have? 1019 00:56:26,592 --> 00:56:27,735 - I'd have on somebody else's pants, 1020 00:56:27,759 --> 00:56:28,839 they sure wouldn't be mine. 1021 00:56:33,891 --> 00:56:36,393 - Do it now, petey, do it now. 1022 00:56:37,561 --> 00:56:39,241 - Uncross your legs whitey, you gonna choke 1023 00:56:39,438 --> 00:56:41,398 your fool self to death. 1024 00:56:45,777 --> 00:56:46,361 - Leroy! 1025 00:56:46,695 --> 00:56:48,238 What's the matter with you? 1026 00:56:48,572 --> 00:56:49,572 - I don't know, skillet. 1027 00:56:49,615 --> 00:56:51,742 I opened my mouth and it just came out. 1028 00:56:52,075 --> 00:56:54,786 - Sorry folks, I hope you didn't get offended. 1029 00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:57,160 My partner gets carried away a little bit at a time. 1030 00:56:58,332 --> 00:57:00,292 - Speaking of carrying away, 1031 00:57:00,626 --> 00:57:01,906 they should carry this bitch away 1032 00:57:02,002 --> 00:57:04,838 sitting on that blue satin bedsheet. 1033 00:57:05,172 --> 00:57:06,590 What's the matter, mama, 1034 00:57:06,924 --> 00:57:09,551 you think a nigger don't know a bedsheet when he see one? 1035 00:57:14,097 --> 00:57:15,432 Leroy! 1036 00:57:15,766 --> 00:57:18,018 You gonna get us killed, man! 1037 00:57:19,686 --> 00:57:22,356 - I really don't know what's happening. 1038 00:57:22,689 --> 00:57:25,317 It's working, petey, it's working. 1039 00:57:25,651 --> 00:57:26,651 - Sorry, folks. 1040 00:57:27,694 --> 00:57:30,572 I hope we didn't put too much 1041 00:57:30,906 --> 00:57:31,365 water in your damn drinks. 1042 00:57:31,698 --> 00:57:32,698 You assholes! 1043 00:57:37,162 --> 00:57:38,705 Oh what am I saying?! 1044 00:57:40,832 --> 00:57:43,126 - Moving right along, folks. 1045 00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:46,838 We'd like to bring our next act to you. 1046 00:57:47,172 --> 00:57:50,175 So let's meet and greet miss tami small. 1047 00:57:50,509 --> 00:57:52,029 Come on, skillet, let's get outta here! 1048 00:58:00,394 --> 00:58:04,398 J“ music got me where I am and I'm feeling fine, fine yeah 1049 00:58:05,565 --> 00:58:08,360 j“ I'm feeling good like I knew I would 1050 00:58:08,694 --> 00:58:13,323 j“ we got the loving mind 1051 00:58:33,343 --> 00:58:36,805 - Petey, how did you make that cane do that? 1052 00:58:38,724 --> 00:58:40,564 - Tami, what the hell happened to you up there? 1053 00:58:40,726 --> 00:58:44,312 What happened?! 1054 00:58:44,646 --> 00:58:47,607 - Now I will fix both of 'em for good! 1055 00:59:01,705 --> 00:59:03,141 - What the hell's going on out there? 1056 00:59:03,165 --> 00:59:04,165 I don't know. 1057 00:59:04,374 --> 00:59:06,084 Sound like they're tearing the place apart. 1058 00:59:20,348 --> 00:59:21,933 What's goin' on in there? 1059 00:59:22,267 --> 00:59:23,894 Where's the key? 1060 00:59:24,227 --> 00:59:25,227 Where is it? 1061 00:59:31,943 --> 00:59:33,737 I don't know, I can't find the key! 1062 00:59:36,990 --> 00:59:38,009 - What's the matter, chump? 1063 00:59:38,033 --> 00:59:39,618 Can't find your key? 1064 00:59:46,917 --> 00:59:47,959 - You got it all wrong! 1065 00:59:48,293 --> 00:59:49,293 No, no! 1066 00:59:51,254 --> 00:59:53,590 - I'm gonna take you apart piece by piece! 1067 00:59:53,924 --> 00:59:54,924 Then I'm gonna kill you! 1068 00:59:55,092 --> 00:59:57,177 Like you killed my brother! 1069 01:00:19,533 --> 01:00:21,493 What's the matter, Willie? 1070 01:01:03,368 --> 01:01:03,952 - Leroy! 1071 01:01:04,286 --> 01:01:05,412 - What is it, skillet? 1072 01:01:05,745 --> 01:01:06,973 - You should've remembered what I told ya! 1073 01:01:06,997 --> 01:01:07,581 - What was that, skillet? 1074 01:01:07,914 --> 01:01:09,154 - Money's the root of all evil! 1075 01:01:09,207 --> 01:01:10,309 - Well skillet, it look like they've 1076 01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:12,085 been Our root. 1077 01:01:12,419 --> 01:01:13,003 - Wait a minute! 1078 01:01:13,336 --> 01:01:16,590 Wait a minute,! 1079 01:01:20,135 --> 01:01:21,375 - That'll take care of them two 1080 01:01:21,553 --> 01:01:23,638 big fat slobby son of a bitches. 1081 01:01:23,972 --> 01:01:24,556 - Right on, petey, let's go. 1082 01:01:24,890 --> 01:01:27,142 - Oh Jimmy, where's Ted? 1083 01:01:40,113 --> 01:01:42,657 - Don't you die on me, man! 1084 01:01:42,991 --> 01:01:44,743 Don't you cheat me! 1085 01:01:45,076 --> 01:01:46,870 You Don't cheat me out of this! 1086 01:01:47,204 --> 01:01:48,371 Don't cheat me! 1087 01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:50,248 Don't cheat me! 1088 01:01:50,582 --> 01:01:51,708 - Ted! 1089 01:01:52,042 --> 01:01:53,627 It's over, it's over man. 1090 01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:56,046 Come on, come on, let's go. 1091 01:01:56,379 --> 01:01:57,379 It's over. 1092 01:01:58,340 --> 01:01:59,507 - Come on, Ted. 1093 01:02:03,803 --> 01:02:04,803 It's over. 1094 01:02:09,184 --> 01:02:11,686 - Well pet, what do you think? 1095 01:02:12,646 --> 01:02:13,772 Is he? 1096 01:02:14,105 --> 01:02:15,857 Oh he's divinely sexy! 1097 01:02:20,487 --> 01:02:22,739 - And he's all yours, my pet. 1098 01:02:23,073 --> 01:02:27,452 Now we can make preparations for your wedding. 1099 01:02:27,786 --> 01:02:31,456 - Oh father, myjoy is as boundless as the sea. 1100 01:02:34,918 --> 01:02:36,086 And just as deep. 1101 01:02:37,712 --> 01:02:39,381 The both are infinite. 1102 01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:12,455 - Big daddy, wait a minute now, I have labored 1103 01:03:12,789 --> 01:03:14,669 all day long cooking this dinner over this stove 1104 01:03:14,708 --> 01:03:15,788 and I had the kids waiting. 1105 01:03:16,042 --> 01:03:17,770 You mean you gonna walk off and leave like that? 1106 01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:19,021 - I wanted to honey, but I gotta 1107 01:03:19,045 --> 01:03:21,381 make this meeting, see you later. 1108 01:03:33,393 --> 01:03:34,686 - Hey baby, what's happening? 1109 01:03:35,020 --> 01:03:35,478 Oh hi, hun. 1110 01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:36,812 How you doing? 1111 01:03:37,105 --> 01:03:38,332 - I see what's happening, I knew I'd catch you 1112 01:03:38,356 --> 01:03:39,375 over here with this young woman in this car! 1113 01:03:39,399 --> 01:03:40,668 - Baby, please, wait a minute... 1114 01:03:40,692 --> 01:03:42,211 - Hell no, you couldn't pay to wait a minute. 1115 01:03:42,235 --> 01:03:43,903 You ain't nothing but a damn fool! 1116 01:03:44,237 --> 01:03:46,077 Out here fooling around with these young women! 1117 01:03:46,197 --> 01:03:50,702 I knew I'd get you someday and you're trapped! 1118 01:03:52,746 --> 01:03:54,039 - Let me explain it to you, okay? 1119 01:03:54,372 --> 01:03:54,914 Baby please! 1120 01:03:55,248 --> 01:03:56,249 - Shut up talking to me! 1121 01:03:56,583 --> 01:03:58,223 - Come on, you don't understand, let me... 1122 01:03:58,251 --> 01:03:59,878 - This is your last meeting! 1123 01:04:00,211 --> 01:04:01,212 Wait! 1124 01:04:09,721 --> 01:04:11,723 - Don't kill him, ma'am! 1125 01:04:12,057 --> 01:04:15,685 I have one wish I will Grant you, what might it be? 1126 01:04:16,019 --> 01:04:18,813 - He's a dog, he's a damn dog. 1127 01:04:19,147 --> 01:04:21,775 Just turn him into a little black puppy. 1128 01:04:22,108 --> 01:04:24,903 - That wish will be granted. 1129 01:04:25,236 --> 01:04:26,821 How did you do that? 1130 01:04:27,155 --> 01:04:28,823 - I got the power, mama, that's how. 1131 01:04:29,157 --> 01:04:30,575 I got the power. 1132 01:04:30,909 --> 01:04:32,243 - Thank you, mister. 1133 01:04:32,577 --> 01:04:33,817 Come on, sugar, mama gonna take 1134 01:04:33,912 --> 01:04:35,246 you home and give you some dinner. 1135 01:04:35,580 --> 01:04:36,580 Some dog food! 1136 01:05:08,196 --> 01:05:09,596 - Good morning miss, can you tell me 1137 01:05:09,781 --> 01:05:14,369 where to find Mr. Wheatstraw, Mr. Petey wheatstraw? 1138 01:05:14,702 --> 01:05:15,912 - Here's not here right now, 1139 01:05:16,246 --> 01:05:18,456 but I'm his personal secretary, can I help you? 1140 01:05:18,790 --> 01:05:19,790 Not really. 1141 01:05:20,041 --> 01:05:22,168 I much prefer to speak to him myself. 1142 01:05:22,502 --> 01:05:24,754 Do you have any idea when he will be back? 1143 01:05:25,088 --> 01:05:26,965 - Later on this afternoon. 1144 01:05:27,298 --> 01:05:28,633 Are you sure I can't help you? 1145 01:05:28,967 --> 01:05:30,969 - Quite sure, young lady. 1146 01:05:31,302 --> 01:05:32,595 Quite sure. 1147 01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:34,973 You give him this card and you tell him 1148 01:05:35,306 --> 01:05:36,891 to contact me right away. 1149 01:05:39,018 --> 01:05:40,018 - Bye. 1150 01:05:42,021 --> 01:05:45,191 J“ one minute it was over 1151 01:05:45,525 --> 01:05:49,362 j“ the next minute was all brand new 1152 01:05:49,696 --> 01:05:53,032 j“ oh, on ghetto street, y'all 1153 01:05:53,366 --> 01:05:55,326 j“ what's this thing happening to you 1154 01:05:56,453 --> 01:05:59,497 J“ ghetto street, usa 1155 01:05:59,831 --> 01:06:01,111 j“ down here where we live ya'ii 1156 01:06:01,249 --> 01:06:03,042 j“ ghetto street, usa 1157 01:06:03,376 --> 01:06:05,128 I my, my, my, baby 1158 01:06:05,462 --> 01:06:06,629 j“ ghetto street, usa 1159 01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:08,149 - don't ever do it anymore, did you hear me? 1160 01:06:08,173 --> 01:06:09,174 You hear me? 1161 01:06:09,507 --> 01:06:12,969 For that I'm gonna comb your nappy head for you! 1162 01:06:13,303 --> 01:06:13,761 J“ only people 1163 01:06:14,095 --> 01:06:16,931 j“ a hard up year ago 1164 01:06:20,894 --> 01:06:24,397 j“ to welcome all the joy, y'all 1165 01:06:24,731 --> 01:06:27,484 j“ with an open soul 1166 01:06:28,485 --> 01:06:31,488 j“ looking through the eyes 1167 01:06:31,821 --> 01:06:34,949 j“ of a small gentle child 1168 01:06:36,201 --> 01:06:39,662 j“ it isn't so bad, y'all 1169 01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:42,707 j“ if it makes a life worth while 1170 01:06:43,041 --> 01:06:44,042 j“ ghetto 1171 01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:46,377 j“ ghetto street, usa 1172 01:06:46,711 --> 01:06:48,004 j“ down here where we live, baby 1173 01:06:48,338 --> 01:06:49,923 j“ ghetto street, usa 1174 01:06:50,256 --> 01:06:51,976 j“ down where the streets are milk and honey 1175 01:06:52,300 --> 01:06:54,093 j“ ghetto street, usa 1176 01:06:54,427 --> 01:06:55,678 j“ I believe in it 1177 01:06:56,012 --> 01:06:59,182 j“ taking a holiday 1178 01:06:59,516 --> 01:07:03,186 j“ between fantasy and reality 1179 01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:07,065 j'apart in a small degree 1180 01:07:07,398 --> 01:07:10,944 j“ fantasy in one man's eyes, y'all 1181 01:07:11,277 --> 01:07:13,571 j“ reality's too plain to see 1182 01:07:13,905 --> 01:07:15,031 j“ ghetto 1183 01:07:15,365 --> 01:07:17,575 j“ ghetto street, usa 1184 01:07:17,909 --> 01:07:19,269 j“ down there where they live, baby 1185 01:07:19,536 --> 01:07:21,204 j“ ghetto street, usa 1186 01:07:21,538 --> 01:07:22,914 j“ sometimes I get lonely 1187 01:07:23,248 --> 01:07:26,709 j“ ghetto street, usa 1188 01:07:27,043 --> 01:07:28,920 j“ ghetto street, usa 1189 01:07:29,254 --> 01:07:31,089 j“ see people sleeping on the street 1190 01:07:31,422 --> 01:07:33,007 j“ ghetto street, usa 1191 01:07:33,341 --> 01:07:35,009 j“ when I look at the little girls 1192 01:07:35,343 --> 01:07:36,344 j“ ghetto street, usa 1193 01:07:36,678 --> 01:07:39,138 j“ walk around hungry with no shoes on their feet 1194 01:07:39,472 --> 01:07:40,472 j“ ghetto street, usa 1195 01:07:40,557 --> 01:07:41,975 j“ oh lord 1196 01:07:42,308 --> 01:07:45,144 j“ ghetto street, usa 1197 01:07:46,229 --> 01:07:49,190 j“ ghetto street, usa 1198 01:07:50,191 --> 01:07:52,610 j“ ghetto street, usa 1199 01:07:52,944 --> 01:07:54,153 j“ come on baby 1200 01:07:54,487 --> 01:07:56,656 j“ ghetto street, usa 1201 01:07:56,990 --> 01:07:58,116 j“ ghetto 1202 01:07:58,449 --> 01:08:00,326 j“ ghetto street, usa 1203 01:08:00,660 --> 01:08:01,911 j“ the ghetto baby 1204 01:08:02,245 --> 01:08:04,163 j“ ghetto street, usa 1205 01:08:04,497 --> 01:08:05,832 j“ I wanna tell you about it baby 1206 01:08:06,165 --> 01:08:09,210 j“ you and I know baby 1207 01:08:09,544 --> 01:08:13,673 j“ sometime now the things oughta be 1208 01:08:14,007 --> 01:08:17,594 j“ yes you, we're looking for a blessing, child 1209 01:08:17,927 --> 01:08:20,054 j“ come down to the ghetto street 1210 01:08:20,388 --> 01:08:21,388 j“ in the ghetto 1211 01:08:21,639 --> 01:08:24,767 j“ here reality and soul, y'all 1212 01:08:25,101 --> 01:08:28,146 j“ arrives in us plain to see 1213 01:08:28,479 --> 01:08:29,479 j“ ghetto 1214 01:08:29,606 --> 01:08:31,441 j“ ghetto street, usa 1215 01:08:31,774 --> 01:08:33,151 j“ oh ghetto 1216 01:08:33,484 --> 01:08:35,403 j“ ghetto street, usa in the ghetto 1217 01:08:35,737 --> 01:08:37,155 j“ down, down, down 1218 01:08:37,488 --> 01:08:39,365 j“ ghetto street, usa down here in the ghetto 1219 01:08:39,699 --> 01:08:41,534 j“ down down down 1220 01:08:41,868 --> 01:08:42,994 j“ down down down 1221 01:08:43,328 --> 01:08:45,163 j“ but then I feel all right baby 1222 01:08:45,496 --> 01:08:46,914 .r oh baby 1223 01:08:47,248 --> 01:08:49,125 j“ down in the ghetto 1224 01:08:49,459 --> 01:08:52,462 j“ down in the ghetto 1225 01:08:52,795 --> 01:08:55,214 j“ ghetto street, usa 1226 01:08:55,548 --> 01:08:56,716 j“ yeah yeah 1227 01:08:57,050 --> 01:09:00,053 j“ ghetto street, usa 1228 01:09:00,386 --> 01:09:04,098 j“ ghetto street, usa 1229 01:09:04,432 --> 01:09:07,060 j“ ghetto street, usa 1230 01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:08,603 - hey petey! 1231 01:09:08,936 --> 01:09:10,164 Look, I'll call you back, okay? 1232 01:09:10,188 --> 01:09:11,188 - Yes, Nell? 1233 01:09:12,231 --> 01:09:14,233 - A man came by here looking for you. 1234 01:09:14,567 --> 01:09:15,567 - A man? 1235 01:09:15,818 --> 01:09:17,111 What was his name? 1236 01:09:17,445 --> 01:09:18,863 - Well he left his card. 1237 01:09:19,197 --> 01:09:22,158 It was right there, I don't know what happened to it. 1238 01:09:22,492 --> 01:09:23,652 - Well what did he look like? 1239 01:09:23,951 --> 01:09:25,036 - Aweirdo. 1240 01:09:25,370 --> 01:09:26,770 - Shit, that's all I've been running 1241 01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:28,623 into since I've been in here, is weirdos, 1242 01:09:28,956 --> 01:09:30,249 one after another. 1243 01:09:30,583 --> 01:09:31,943 - Well this one was really strange, 1244 01:09:32,210 --> 01:09:33,354 he wouldn't tell me what he wanted. 1245 01:09:33,378 --> 01:09:35,380 - Nell, I've got to get my act together 1246 01:09:35,713 --> 01:09:38,091 for the opening, I'm going upstairs and rehearse. 1247 01:09:38,424 --> 01:09:40,051 I don't want to see anyone. 1248 01:09:40,385 --> 01:09:43,346 - Well I'll make sure you are not disturbed. 1249 01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:44,138 - Thanks Nell. 1250 01:09:44,472 --> 01:09:46,224 You're welcome. 1251 01:10:04,367 --> 01:10:07,078 - Good afternoon, petey, there's no need for that. 1252 01:10:07,412 --> 01:10:08,579 It's me. 1253 01:10:08,913 --> 01:10:09,956 Lou. 1254 01:10:10,289 --> 01:10:11,289 Oh Lou. 1255 01:10:11,416 --> 01:10:12,959 How have you been? 1256 01:10:13,292 --> 01:10:15,044 - I've been fine, petey. 1257 01:10:19,882 --> 01:10:22,927 I saw your heroic act today. 1258 01:10:23,261 --> 01:10:24,679 The little boy. 1259 01:10:25,012 --> 01:10:26,180 He was mine you know. 1260 01:10:26,514 --> 01:10:29,559 You shouldn't use that cane so loosely. 1261 01:10:29,892 --> 01:10:32,145 - Well it was lying around doing nothing, 1262 01:10:32,478 --> 01:10:34,230 so I thought I would put it to some use. 1263 01:10:34,564 --> 01:10:36,691 - You haven't forgotten our deal, have you petey? 1264 01:10:37,024 --> 01:10:40,319 I've kept up my end of the bargain, now it's your turn. 1265 01:10:40,653 --> 01:10:42,013 - I wouldn't miss it for the world. 1266 01:10:42,196 --> 01:10:43,489 I'm looking foward to it. 1267 01:10:43,823 --> 01:10:44,823 - Good. 1268 01:10:45,783 --> 01:10:47,994 Then prepare yourself for the wedding. 1269 01:10:48,327 --> 01:10:48,995 Tomorrow. 1270 01:10:49,328 --> 01:10:49,954 - Why so soon? 1271 01:10:50,288 --> 01:10:51,998 - I came to your aid soon. 1272 01:10:52,331 --> 01:10:54,625 Don't you think one good deed deserves another? 1273 01:10:54,959 --> 01:10:56,586 - Where's this wedding gonna take place? 1274 01:10:56,919 --> 01:10:58,546 - Down there of course. 1275 01:10:59,881 --> 01:11:02,842 Incidentally, you can give me the cane. 1276 01:11:04,260 --> 01:11:07,054 - I need this cane for another day. 1277 01:11:13,478 --> 01:11:14,520 - Okay, petey. 1278 01:11:14,854 --> 01:11:16,814 I suppose it'll be all right. 1279 01:11:17,148 --> 01:11:18,508 Just as long as you don't interfere 1280 01:11:18,691 --> 01:11:19,984 with any of my actions. 1281 01:11:20,318 --> 01:11:21,778 - Don't have to worry. 1282 01:11:22,111 --> 01:11:24,071 I won't give you any trouble. 1283 01:11:24,405 --> 01:11:25,405 - Very good. 1284 01:11:25,656 --> 01:11:27,909 I'll pick you up tomorrow night about 11:30. 1285 01:11:28,242 --> 01:11:30,328 - I'll be waiting, Lou. 1286 01:11:30,661 --> 01:11:31,661 Or should I say father? 1287 01:11:31,871 --> 01:11:32,997 - It doesn't matter! 1288 01:11:33,331 --> 01:11:35,374 Just marry her so I can rest. 1289 01:11:43,007 --> 01:11:44,258 Goodbye, petey. 1290 01:11:44,592 --> 01:11:45,718 - Goodbye, father. 1291 01:11:55,937 --> 01:11:57,457 - Petey, how did that man get in there? 1292 01:11:57,688 --> 01:11:59,315 I've been right here all day. 1293 01:11:59,649 --> 01:12:01,329 - Just call Jimmy and get him on the phone, 1294 01:12:01,567 --> 01:12:02,567 I'll explain later. 1295 01:12:02,819 --> 01:12:04,946 Look like the shit is gonna hit the fan. 1296 01:12:05,279 --> 01:12:07,490 - Petey, who was that man? 1297 01:12:07,824 --> 01:12:10,827 - That's Lucifer, ol' Satan himself. 1298 01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:13,287 I knew it! 1299 01:12:13,621 --> 01:12:16,165 I could feel something strange about him. 1300 01:12:16,499 --> 01:12:18,000 Petey, what are you gonna do? 1301 01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:21,420 - Nell don't ask so many questions, do as I say. 1302 01:12:21,754 --> 01:12:23,297 Call Jimmy right away. 1303 01:12:24,257 --> 01:12:25,508 Okay, all right. 1304 01:12:26,467 --> 01:12:28,135 - Jimmy, I got to find a way 1305 01:12:28,469 --> 01:12:30,304 to keep from marrying this ugly bitch. 1306 01:12:30,638 --> 01:12:32,431 This ho is so ugly she can scare 1307 01:12:32,765 --> 01:12:35,393 a hungry bulldog off the back of a meat truck. 1308 01:12:35,726 --> 01:12:36,310 Call Lucifer up and tell him 1309 01:12:36,644 --> 01:12:39,188 you got the claps and you wanna 1310 01:12:39,522 --> 01:12:41,274 take a few years to clear your system up. 1311 01:12:41,607 --> 01:12:43,007 - Man, that's not a few year affair, 1312 01:12:43,234 --> 01:12:45,027 that's only a few day affair. 1313 01:12:45,361 --> 01:12:47,241 - Well hell, tell him you got the Alabama claps. 1314 01:12:47,572 --> 01:12:50,658 - I got it, Nell, give me the phone. 1315 01:12:50,992 --> 01:12:52,702 But the bitch is still ugly enough 1316 01:12:53,035 --> 01:12:54,912 to break daylight with her fist. 1317 01:12:55,246 --> 01:12:56,366 - Now what you fixin' to do? 1318 01:12:56,622 --> 01:12:58,332 - I'm gonna call Lucifer. 1319 01:12:58,666 --> 01:13:01,043 - No need to call him, he know he got an ugly bitch. 1320 01:13:12,054 --> 01:13:13,306 - Hello? 1321 01:13:13,639 --> 01:13:14,639 Lou, listen. 1322 01:13:15,725 --> 01:13:17,894 I've got a question to ask you. 1323 01:13:18,227 --> 01:13:20,771 Yes, I'd like to go into meditation before my wedding. 1324 01:13:21,105 --> 01:13:22,398 - Meditation? 1325 01:13:22,732 --> 01:13:25,276 What do you mean meditation? 1326 01:13:25,610 --> 01:13:29,655 - Well my father was a guru and he said to me 1327 01:13:29,989 --> 01:13:32,700 "son, my only son," says "it would be nice 1328 01:13:33,034 --> 01:13:36,746 "if you would meditate before your wedding." 1329 01:13:37,079 --> 01:13:38,414 - Do you have to? 1330 01:13:38,748 --> 01:13:41,667 - Yes, old father would like it, Lou. 1331 01:13:42,001 --> 01:13:43,001 - Very well. 1332 01:13:43,878 --> 01:13:45,546 Just as long as you are there. 1333 01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:47,340 - I'll be there, but Lou, 1334 01:13:47,673 --> 01:13:50,551 remember I'll be in deep meditation. 1335 01:13:50,885 --> 01:13:51,885 Bye, father. 1336 01:13:59,644 --> 01:14:00,978 - Meditation? 1337 01:14:01,312 --> 01:14:03,898 Man, you don't know about no damn meditation! 1338 01:14:04,231 --> 01:14:04,857 Jimmy, you know you used 1339 01:14:05,191 --> 01:14:06,359 to be good at making things. 1340 01:14:06,692 --> 01:14:07,812 - Yeah, so what's that mean? 1341 01:14:07,985 --> 01:14:10,488 - I want you to make a mask that looks like me. 1342 01:14:10,821 --> 01:14:12,782 And we'll go and get a wino 1343 01:14:13,115 --> 01:14:15,409 and we'll dope that sucker up not with wine, 1344 01:14:15,743 --> 01:14:17,036 but with the heavy shit. 1345 01:14:17,370 --> 01:14:18,570 We'll put that mask on him and 1346 01:14:18,788 --> 01:14:21,415 when Lou comes to pick me up we'll let him take him. 1347 01:14:21,749 --> 01:14:23,626 And by the time he find out it ain't me, 1348 01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:26,170 we'll be all the way across country. 1349 01:14:26,504 --> 01:14:28,005 - Now where are you gonna find a wino? 1350 01:14:28,339 --> 01:14:29,882 Down at the dewdrop inn. 1351 01:14:30,216 --> 01:14:34,178 - If you go down there dressed like that you'll drop in. 1352 01:14:47,608 --> 01:14:49,402 There one is over there, Jimmy. 1353 01:14:49,735 --> 01:14:50,735 Where? 1354 01:14:50,778 --> 01:14:51,838 You see him right there. 1355 01:14:51,862 --> 01:14:52,942 - Man look at that asshole, 1356 01:14:53,030 --> 01:14:54,240 don't you know he too fat? 1357 01:14:54,573 --> 01:14:57,201 You right, he is all butt and gut, but he'll do. 1358 01:14:57,535 --> 01:14:58,775 Let's dope up that son of a gun 1359 01:14:58,953 --> 01:15:00,204 and carry him to ol' Lou. 1360 01:15:00,538 --> 01:15:04,583 - Well give me the shit then, let me get him ready. 1361 01:15:04,917 --> 01:15:06,269 When I get him set up, I want y'all 1362 01:15:06,293 --> 01:15:07,771 to come right out there soon as I get him 1363 01:15:07,795 --> 01:15:09,435 to turn around and do it to him, you hear? 1364 01:15:09,755 --> 01:15:10,755 Get him ready. 1365 01:15:27,982 --> 01:15:29,358 What's happening, uncle Jake? 1366 01:15:29,692 --> 01:15:31,110 I haven't seen you in three years. 1367 01:15:31,444 --> 01:15:32,764 Man I've been back in town a week, 1368 01:15:32,820 --> 01:15:33,964 I've been looking for, where you been? 1369 01:15:33,988 --> 01:15:35,948 - I'm not your uncle Jake! 1370 01:15:38,951 --> 01:15:40,911 - You'll be my uncle now, you fat rascal, 1371 01:15:41,245 --> 01:15:44,290 you and anything else I want you to be. 1372 01:15:57,011 --> 01:15:59,638 Damn, looks just like petey! 1373 01:15:59,972 --> 01:16:01,640 - How long will this mask last, Jimmy? 1374 01:16:01,974 --> 01:16:02,974 - At least a couple days. 1375 01:16:03,267 --> 01:16:04,267 Good. 1376 01:16:04,477 --> 01:16:06,353 I'll tell my father not to disturb 1377 01:16:06,687 --> 01:16:08,564 my meditation for a couple of weeks. 1378 01:16:08,898 --> 01:16:10,483 - What about y'alls honeymoon? 1379 01:16:10,816 --> 01:16:12,016 - Yeah, suppose the ugly broad 1380 01:16:12,234 --> 01:16:13,514 want some and she started playing 1381 01:16:13,819 --> 01:16:15,988 around with that damn wino and nothing happens? 1382 01:16:16,322 --> 01:16:17,531 - Then she'll know how I feel. 1383 01:16:19,158 --> 01:16:21,452 Don't worry, don't worry. 1384 01:16:21,786 --> 01:16:23,496 She will never know the difference. 1385 01:16:23,829 --> 01:16:25,372 - But petey, suppose Lucifer finds out 1386 01:16:25,706 --> 01:16:28,334 we done crossed him, man you know the shit's gonna fly. 1387 01:16:28,667 --> 01:16:30,503 - Listen, I'd rather for the shit to fly 1388 01:16:30,836 --> 01:16:33,380 than for me to have to marry that ugly bitch. 1389 01:16:33,714 --> 01:16:35,674 - But you know that weird dude don't take no shit. 1390 01:16:35,966 --> 01:16:37,802 - Just remember one thing. 1391 01:16:38,135 --> 01:16:39,135 - What's that? 1392 01:16:39,345 --> 01:16:41,013 - I've got his cane and that makes 1393 01:16:41,347 --> 01:16:43,474 me just as powerful as he. 1394 01:16:43,808 --> 01:16:44,968 - There it is, it's finished. 1395 01:16:45,184 --> 01:16:49,105 -All right, let's put it on the wino and see how it fits. 1396 01:16:56,821 --> 01:17:00,199 - Well petey, there you lay and here you stand. 1397 01:17:00,533 --> 01:17:01,653 But if ol' Lucifer find out, 1398 01:17:01,909 --> 01:17:03,970 I'm gonna tell you there'll be some shit in the sand. 1399 01:17:03,994 --> 01:17:04,995 It's weird. 1400 01:17:05,329 --> 01:17:06,664 Petey, he looks just like you. 1401 01:17:06,997 --> 01:17:09,542 - Well kiss my aunt rhoda's ass. 1402 01:17:09,875 --> 01:17:11,669 Resemble me. 1403 01:17:12,002 --> 01:17:13,629 I tell you what we do, call my father 1404 01:17:13,963 --> 01:17:16,549 and tell him that I am ready to be picked up. 1405 01:17:16,882 --> 01:17:18,634 - Where am I supposed to sleep tonight? 1406 01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:20,803 - Baby, stay here, ain't nothing but a wino, 1407 01:17:21,137 --> 01:17:22,555 he'll be out for two, three days. 1408 01:17:22,888 --> 01:17:24,974 - Petey, I'm not staying here with no derelict. 1409 01:17:25,307 --> 01:17:26,587 - I'll tell you what, we'll rent 1410 01:17:26,851 --> 01:17:27,518 a motel room for the night. 1411 01:17:27,852 --> 01:17:28,519 - Good. 1412 01:17:28,853 --> 01:17:30,038 - Petey, I still think you oughta 1413 01:17:30,062 --> 01:17:31,742 marry the ugly old rascal and figure how to 1414 01:17:31,856 --> 01:17:33,607 get you a divorce when you get down in hell. 1415 01:17:33,941 --> 01:17:35,693 - Don't worry about it, it'll work. 1416 01:17:36,026 --> 01:17:39,905 Let's cover the wino up and get the hell outta here. 1417 01:18:05,014 --> 01:18:08,350 - Damn, time sure is going slow, it's only three o'clock. 1418 01:18:08,684 --> 01:18:10,078 I wish we could get this shit over with, 1419 01:18:10,102 --> 01:18:11,502 this is worrying the hell out of me. 1420 01:18:11,562 --> 01:18:14,648 - Why, why did you have to meet him 1421 01:18:14,982 --> 01:18:17,151 here in my place man?! 1422 01:18:17,484 --> 01:18:19,778 - Oh petey, I'm so scared. 1423 01:18:20,112 --> 01:18:21,512 I mean what if something goes wrong? 1424 01:18:21,655 --> 01:18:23,824 We may never see each other again. 1425 01:18:24,158 --> 01:18:26,577 - Now don't worry about it. 1426 01:18:26,911 --> 01:18:28,662 Everything's gonna be all right, baby. 1427 01:18:34,418 --> 01:18:37,713 Petey, it's him. 1428 01:18:38,047 --> 01:18:39,089 Uh oh! 1429 01:18:39,423 --> 01:18:40,591 - Don't worry about it. 1430 01:18:40,925 --> 01:18:42,343 Everybody just smile. 1431 01:18:46,847 --> 01:18:49,725 - Good afternoon, petey and friends. 1432 01:18:53,187 --> 01:18:55,147 - Good afternoon, father. 1433 01:18:56,482 --> 01:18:59,735 - Ah, petey, I feel great, just great! 1434 01:19:00,069 --> 01:19:01,654 - Father, why are you here so soon? 1435 01:19:01,987 --> 01:19:03,131 I thought you were coming down 1436 01:19:03,155 --> 01:19:04,156 about 11 o'clock tonight? 1437 01:19:04,490 --> 01:19:07,243 - Oh petey, I came by to give you a pre-wedding gift. 1438 01:19:07,576 --> 01:19:10,788 If your friends will excuse you for awhile. 1439 01:19:12,456 --> 01:19:15,584 - I'm going away with my father for a little while. 1440 01:19:15,918 --> 01:19:17,628 I want y'all to take care of the fort. 1441 01:19:17,962 --> 01:19:19,046 Can you dig it? 1442 01:19:19,380 --> 01:19:20,380 Father! 1443 01:19:21,632 --> 01:19:23,926 - I hope I'll see you later. 1444 01:19:26,178 --> 01:19:29,056 - Wait a minute, man, where in the hell are we going? 1445 01:19:29,390 --> 01:19:31,183 - My, you're quite edgy. 1446 01:19:31,517 --> 01:19:33,018 Pre-wedding jitters, I suppose. 1447 01:19:33,352 --> 01:19:35,413 - I wanna know about this gift you've been telling me about. 1448 01:19:35,437 --> 01:19:36,717 - It's just up the street, petey. 1449 01:19:36,814 --> 01:19:37,814 Come along! 1450 01:19:39,066 --> 01:19:40,651 - Man, if you've got to run for it 1451 01:19:40,985 --> 01:19:42,569 it must be a groovy situation. 1452 01:19:42,903 --> 01:19:43,946 - That's the spirit! 1453 01:20:02,214 --> 01:20:04,633 - Oh father, why you bringing me here? 1454 01:20:04,967 --> 01:20:08,178 Look like this place been closed for years. 1455 01:20:14,852 --> 01:20:15,894 - Enter, my son. 1456 01:20:17,855 --> 01:20:19,356 Go go go go. 1457 01:20:19,690 --> 01:20:20,690 Hmmm? 1458 01:20:20,983 --> 01:20:22,860 - Come on, that's the spirit. 1459 01:20:29,366 --> 01:20:30,784 Back, back! 1460 01:20:31,118 --> 01:20:32,118 Back back back! 1461 01:20:34,121 --> 01:20:35,331 Damn, father! 1462 01:20:36,623 --> 01:20:38,042 You having trouble trying to find 1463 01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:39,752 a husband for your daughter. 1464 01:20:40,085 --> 01:20:42,838 You ain't gonna never find a wife for your son. 1465 01:20:43,172 --> 01:20:45,132 - That's not my son. 1466 01:20:45,466 --> 01:20:48,218 Your very own bachelor party, petey. 1467 01:20:51,597 --> 01:20:55,184 Father, there's no one here but us. 1468 01:20:57,519 --> 01:20:58,519 But father! 1469 01:21:00,814 --> 01:21:02,775 How in the world? 1470 01:21:03,108 --> 01:21:05,569 When I was young, I always wanted one. 1471 01:21:05,903 --> 01:21:06,945 Never did though. 1472 01:21:24,463 --> 01:21:25,756 Have fun, petey. 1473 01:21:31,053 --> 01:21:32,053 - Petey. 1474 01:21:32,971 --> 01:21:33,971 - Petey. 1475 01:21:35,057 --> 01:21:36,433 - Petey. 1476 01:21:36,767 --> 01:21:38,227 - He's indeed strong. 1477 01:22:32,406 --> 01:22:35,868 - I'll never forget this raggedy old shack. 1478 01:22:36,201 --> 01:22:39,121 If I ever get a chance I'll damn sure come back. 1479 01:22:39,455 --> 01:22:42,124 A gift from my father that's against the law, 1480 01:22:42,458 --> 01:22:46,420 but you girls will always remember ol' petey wheatstraw! 1481 01:22:55,095 --> 01:22:56,255 - Where in the hell is petey? 1482 01:22:56,305 --> 01:22:57,890 He should've been here hours ago. 1483 01:22:58,223 --> 01:22:59,391 What time is it, Jimmy? 1484 01:22:59,725 --> 01:23:00,965 - It's almost 11 o'clock, Nell. 1485 01:23:01,185 --> 01:23:04,062 I'm supposed to be calling the man in a few minutes. 1486 01:23:04,396 --> 01:23:06,356 Petey, where in the hell have you been? 1487 01:23:06,690 --> 01:23:08,418 Supposed to being pick you up in a few minutes. 1488 01:23:08,442 --> 01:23:10,986 - Partying Hardy, is everything ready? 1489 01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:12,571 - Take a look at yourself. 1490 01:23:12,905 --> 01:23:14,323 - Good, when they come to pick me up 1491 01:23:14,656 --> 01:23:17,201 I want y'all to act very sad that I'm leaving. 1492 01:23:17,534 --> 01:23:19,870 And when they leave, let's meet over at Nell's place. 1493 01:23:20,204 --> 01:23:21,497 Okay. 1494 01:23:21,830 --> 01:23:23,790 - Hey hey, they're here, they coming in right now! 1495 01:23:24,082 --> 01:23:25,082 - The time has arrived. 1496 01:23:25,375 --> 01:23:27,002 Oh petey. 1497 01:23:32,883 --> 01:23:35,969 - Petey wheatstraw must come with us. 1498 01:23:36,303 --> 01:23:38,263 He's waiting, sir. 1499 01:23:38,597 --> 01:23:40,557 But be very careful with him because 1500 01:23:40,891 --> 01:23:44,436 you do not want to disturb his deep meditation. 1501 01:23:44,770 --> 01:23:48,398 - Goodbye, petey, we're gonna miss you so much! 1502 01:24:39,283 --> 01:24:40,409 - We've been had, 1503 01:24:42,202 --> 01:24:43,202 my dear. 1504 01:26:24,471 --> 01:26:26,014 How could he do that? 1505 01:26:28,684 --> 01:26:31,353 Of course, he still has that cane. 1506 01:26:35,357 --> 01:26:38,151 Get that cane and bring that wretched 1507 01:26:38,485 --> 01:26:40,153 petey wheatstraw to me! 1508 01:26:40,487 --> 01:26:41,506 - I knew it, I knew it, petey, 1509 01:26:41,530 --> 01:26:42,810 I told you it wasn't gonna work! 1510 01:26:42,948 --> 01:26:44,449 - Oh my apartment must be a wreck! 1511 01:26:44,783 --> 01:26:46,219 Petey, maybe you should've married her. 1512 01:26:46,243 --> 01:26:47,661 - Nell, you got be sick! 1513 01:27:58,106 --> 01:28:00,108 - Petey, petey, I told you it wouldn't work! 1514 01:28:00,442 --> 01:28:02,986 They're out to get me, I don't know what we gonna do! 1515 01:28:03,320 --> 01:28:04,696 Oh petey, they were horrible! 1516 01:28:05,030 --> 01:28:06,230 - Shit, I was scared to death! 1517 01:28:06,531 --> 01:28:08,366 - The cane is the strength, as long as 1518 01:28:08,700 --> 01:28:11,578 we can keep it, we have nothing to fear! 1519 01:28:11,912 --> 01:28:13,973 - Then what we supposed to do, live together forever? 1520 01:28:13,997 --> 01:28:15,791 - The cane, we can keep it until 1521 01:28:16,124 --> 01:28:18,001 we can get out of town, it will protect us. 1522 01:28:18,335 --> 01:28:20,587 Let's make it, we gonna catch the first thing smoking. 1523 01:28:20,921 --> 01:28:24,299 - I have been made a complete fool of. 1524 01:28:24,633 --> 01:28:27,552 Now retribution is due petey wheatstraw. 1525 01:28:28,845 --> 01:28:31,139 - Bring the dirty dog to me! 1526 01:28:32,390 --> 01:28:33,809 I'll fix his ass! 1527 01:28:37,521 --> 01:28:39,648 - You are my chosen disciples. 1528 01:28:43,527 --> 01:28:45,487 The prides of my kingdom. 1529 01:28:48,615 --> 01:28:49,615 Now go... 1530 01:28:50,742 --> 01:28:53,411 And bring petey wheatstraw to me. 1531 01:29:04,047 --> 01:29:05,527 - Can we all please hurry up, we late, 1532 01:29:05,674 --> 01:29:07,133 we gotta catch the damn plane! 1533 01:29:07,467 --> 01:29:09,107 - Jimmy, we're hurrying as fast as we can, 1534 01:29:09,177 --> 01:29:10,988 petey, what about my apartment and all my things? 1535 01:29:11,012 --> 01:29:12,389 - To hell with this apartment! 1536 01:29:12,722 --> 01:29:14,975 We've got to make it, let's get out of here! 1537 01:29:32,158 --> 01:29:33,410 - Petey, look out! 1538 01:29:54,472 --> 01:29:55,472 Ted! 1539 01:30:04,816 --> 01:30:06,401 - Petey, let's get the hell outta here! 1540 01:30:15,535 --> 01:30:16,535 What's going on? 1541 01:30:21,082 --> 01:30:21,708 - Come on here, you ol... 1542 01:30:22,042 --> 01:30:23,042 - Petey, wait! 1543 01:30:26,463 --> 01:30:27,047 - Forget that stuff, Nell! 1544 01:30:27,380 --> 01:30:28,380 - I gotta get my stuff. 1545 01:30:28,548 --> 01:30:29,007 - Come on! - It costs money! 1546 01:30:29,341 --> 01:30:30,341 - Dammit! 1547 01:30:33,720 --> 01:30:34,971 Petey! 1548 01:30:35,305 --> 01:30:35,931 Jimmy, wait! 1549 01:30:36,264 --> 01:30:37,264 - Can't wait, come on! 1550 01:30:37,390 --> 01:30:39,100 - I'm trying, I'm outta breath! 1551 01:30:39,434 --> 01:30:41,811 - Come on and sit down for a minute and rest. 1552 01:30:42,145 --> 01:30:44,272 Petey, what's happening? 1553 01:30:44,606 --> 01:30:45,646 Now we gotta do something. 1554 01:30:52,864 --> 01:30:54,199 Oh my god! 1555 01:30:54,532 --> 01:30:55,575 Oh damn, petey! 1556 01:31:19,849 --> 01:31:21,351 Petey wheatstraw! 1557 01:31:23,895 --> 01:31:27,524 Stop fighting at once, or the woman dies! 1558 01:31:27,857 --> 01:31:28,857 - Petey! 1559 01:31:29,609 --> 01:31:31,236 Petey, please help me! 1560 01:31:33,446 --> 01:31:36,282 Bargain time again, petey! 1561 01:31:36,616 --> 01:31:37,617 - Come on, y'all. 1562 01:31:37,951 --> 01:31:39,327 - Just you, petey! 1563 01:31:41,246 --> 01:31:43,415 And bring my cane with you! 1564 01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:48,503 - Jimmy, go and get your car. 1565 01:31:48,837 --> 01:31:50,005 Park it out front. 1566 01:31:50,338 --> 01:31:52,173 I'll be down in a minute. 1567 01:32:22,787 --> 01:32:26,416 - I trusted you, petey wheatstraw. 1568 01:32:26,750 --> 01:32:28,835 And you made a fool of me. 1569 01:32:30,837 --> 01:32:33,298 I could kill you, petey! 1570 01:32:33,631 --> 01:32:34,674 And feel nothing. 1571 01:32:36,134 --> 01:32:38,636 But I have a better idea. 1572 01:32:38,970 --> 01:32:42,390 You will marry my daughter and I will see to it 1573 01:32:42,724 --> 01:32:46,478 that she makes every breath you draw a prayer for death! 1574 01:32:46,811 --> 01:32:47,811 Forever! 1575 01:32:47,979 --> 01:32:49,355 - What about Nell? 1576 01:32:50,648 --> 01:32:53,193 - I have no use for her, she may go. 1577 01:32:58,490 --> 01:32:59,490 Seize him! 1578 01:33:28,144 --> 01:33:29,479 Bind him! 1579 01:33:29,813 --> 01:33:31,523 Hold him, you idiots! 1580 01:33:39,781 --> 01:33:41,050 - Nell, where the hell is petey? 1581 01:33:41,074 --> 01:33:42,659 - They still got him up there. 1582 01:33:42,992 --> 01:33:44,845 Jimmy, you gotta do something, now we gotta help him, 1583 01:33:44,869 --> 01:33:46,189 we gotta go up there or something. 1584 01:33:46,329 --> 01:33:47,329 - I'm not going up there. 1585 01:33:47,539 --> 01:33:48,206 He told me stay in the car, 1586 01:33:48,540 --> 01:33:50,708 I'm not going up there Nell, no. 1587 01:33:51,042 --> 01:33:52,460 Hold him! 1588 01:34:18,570 --> 01:34:19,154 -Fimmy 1589 01:34:19,487 --> 01:34:20,487 - what? 1590 01:34:21,447 --> 01:34:22,847 - Can you take me home for a minute? 1591 01:34:22,949 --> 01:34:23,949 - Hell no! 1592 01:34:24,200 --> 01:34:25,600 - Jimmy, look, I gotta get my money, 1593 01:34:25,702 --> 01:34:27,102 I gotta get my makeup, my underwear, 1594 01:34:27,412 --> 01:34:28,412 I need my things! 1595 01:34:28,580 --> 01:34:29,581 - No, no! 1596 01:34:29,914 --> 01:34:31,350 I'm not going nowhere, I'm sitting right 1597 01:34:31,374 --> 01:34:32,876 here 'till petey come. 1598 01:34:33,209 --> 01:34:34,478 Oh Jimmy, it's just right 1599 01:34:34,502 --> 01:34:36,142 up the street, we'll make it back in time. 1600 01:34:36,254 --> 01:34:38,756 - Aw shit, Ted! - Please Jimmy, please! 1601 01:34:39,090 --> 01:34:40,090 Okay. 1602 01:35:06,784 --> 01:35:07,410 - Petey! 1603 01:35:07,744 --> 01:35:08,369 Petey! 1604 01:35:08,703 --> 01:35:10,163 Petey, it's me, wait! 1605 01:35:10,496 --> 01:35:12,582 Wait, petey, we're friends. 1606 01:35:13,958 --> 01:35:15,501 I trusted you, petey. 1607 01:35:16,794 --> 01:35:18,713 You must trust me! 1608 01:35:19,047 --> 01:35:20,673 - You can't trust the devil! 1609 01:35:21,007 --> 01:35:22,884 Any fool knows that! 1610 01:35:23,218 --> 01:35:24,677 Daniel Webster tricked you 1611 01:35:25,011 --> 01:35:27,013 and you still brought your little ass back. 1612 01:35:27,347 --> 01:35:28,681 This time it's over! 1613 01:35:29,933 --> 01:35:31,768 No more heartache and pain. 1614 01:35:32,101 --> 01:35:33,937 I'm gonna destroy your ass! 1615 01:35:34,938 --> 01:35:37,690 With your own walking cane. 1616 01:35:38,024 --> 01:35:39,024 - No, petey! 1617 01:35:42,570 --> 01:35:43,821 No, petey, no, no! 1618 01:35:46,824 --> 01:35:47,824 No! 1619 01:35:48,785 --> 01:35:49,785 No! 1620 01:35:53,998 --> 01:35:55,083 No! 1621 01:35:55,416 --> 01:35:56,584 No! 1622 01:36:49,345 --> 01:36:51,265 There he is, there he is, there's petey! 1623 01:36:51,472 --> 01:36:52,741 Yeah I knew it, I told you 1624 01:36:52,765 --> 01:36:53,391 we shouldn't have left in the first place. 1625 01:36:53,725 --> 01:36:54,725 Where's he going?! 1626 01:36:54,851 --> 01:36:56,352 - It's over, it's over! 1627 01:36:56,686 --> 01:36:58,831 - He mistook that as my car! - Oh Jimmy, that's him! 1628 01:36:58,855 --> 01:36:59,439 - Who?! 1629 01:36:59,772 --> 01:37:01,691 - I killed the devil, he's dead! 1630 01:37:02,025 --> 01:37:04,485 - That's the spirit, my son! 1631 01:37:06,738 --> 01:37:07,738 - No, petey, no! 1632 01:37:07,905 --> 01:37:09,008 - This door's locked, I can't get... 1633 01:37:09,032 --> 01:37:10,259 - It won't open! - Petey! 1634 01:37:10,283 --> 01:37:11,826 - How you been, petey? 1635 01:37:13,494 --> 01:37:15,454 - Didn't think you'd ever see us again, huh petey? 1636 01:37:15,496 --> 01:37:17,749 - Now you may kiss the bride! 1637 01:37:38,144 --> 01:37:40,688 J“ I'll tell you the story 1638 01:37:41,022 --> 01:37:44,192 j“ about the brave man and the storm 1639 01:37:44,525 --> 01:37:46,944 j“ heavy now his glory 1640 01:37:47,278 --> 01:37:50,948 j“ for a brother was born 1641 01:37:51,282 --> 01:37:53,701 j“ he met a man as a boy 1642 01:37:54,035 --> 01:37:57,038 j“ who taught him how there was no toil 1643 01:37:57,372 --> 01:37:59,707 j“ taught him how to get around 1644 01:38:00,041 --> 01:38:02,502 j“ all the snakes that he rolled around 1645 01:38:02,835 --> 01:38:04,003 j“ petey wheatstraw 1646 01:38:04,337 --> 01:38:05,630 j“ petey wheatstraw 1647 01:38:05,963 --> 01:38:07,006 j“ petey wheatstraw 1648 01:38:07,340 --> 01:38:08,841 j“ petey wheatstraw 1649 01:38:09,175 --> 01:38:10,426 j“ petey wheatstraw 1650 01:38:10,760 --> 01:38:11,803 j“ petey wheatstraw 1651 01:38:12,136 --> 01:38:15,932 j“ yeah, yeah, yeah, the devil's son-in-law 1652 01:38:16,265 --> 01:38:19,018 j“ petey wheatstraw, he's no boy 1653 01:38:19,352 --> 01:38:22,021 j“ king of comedy, a superstar 1654 01:38:22,355 --> 01:38:25,274 j“ the world's a stage in which he plays 1655 01:38:25,608 --> 01:38:28,945 j“ living and loving is his only game 1656 01:38:29,278 --> 01:38:31,989 j“ women they fall at his feet 1657 01:38:32,323 --> 01:38:35,159 j“ while men fear him out there in the street 1658 01:38:35,493 --> 01:38:37,954 j“ his name brings terror to all of those 1659 01:38:38,287 --> 01:38:41,040 j“ who tried to cross him once before 1660 01:38:41,374 --> 01:38:42,374 j“ petey wheatstraw 1661 01:38:42,667 --> 01:38:43,751 j“ petey wheatstraw 1662 01:38:44,085 --> 01:38:45,253 j“ petey wheatstraw 1663 01:38:45,586 --> 01:38:47,004 j“ petey wheatstraw 1664 01:38:47,338 --> 01:38:48,464 j“ petey wheatstraw 1665 01:38:48,798 --> 01:38:50,883 j“ petey wheatstraw 1666 01:38:51,217 --> 01:38:54,137 j“ the devil's son-in-law 1667 01:38:54,470 --> 01:38:56,931 j“ Leroy's killing, they're in a spot 1668 01:38:57,265 --> 01:39:00,560 j“ the fire burned him and it's really hot 1669 01:39:00,893 --> 01:39:03,229 j“ they tried to pass the ball 1670 01:39:03,563 --> 01:39:07,859 j“ to petey, petey, petey wheatstraw 1671 01:39:08,192 --> 01:39:10,278 j“ then things are going well for petey 1672 01:39:10,611 --> 01:39:13,281 j“ as the devil's right hand man 1673 01:39:13,614 --> 01:39:17,493 j“ til the day 109590