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They've been out there
for centuries.
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Lurking in the shadows.
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Rotting in our stories and myths.
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And buried in our nightmares.
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For the time will come
when monsters
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will shape the fortunes of all.
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Tonight!
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The most highly anticipated extreme
sporting event ever.
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Ever, ever, ever.
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Eight deadly monsters
summoned to the ring
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from all corners of the Earth,
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fighting to the death to determine the
most powerful ghoul of all time.
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Ghoul of all time.
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Fighting and monster fans
from across the world,
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board up your windows and
put your kids to bed,
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for it's the ultimate fight
of the living dead.
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The living dead.
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This is Monster Brawl.
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Good evening monster
fans in Canada,
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Newfoundland and the United
States of America.
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We're coming to you live from
the abandoned and overgrown
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Hillside Necropolis in
central Michigan,
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and folks, we're about to witness
an unspeakable war of attrition
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here at the first ever Monster
Brawl main event.
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I'm Buzz Chambers,
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here with legendary former champ,
Sasquatch Sid Tucker.
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And tonight, we present
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a shocking and God-awful
fighting tournament
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featuring a roster of the world's
most notorious ghouls,
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in what can only be described
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as a showdown for the ages.
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That's right, Buzz.
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This will be a blood-curdling
battle to the death
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for our eight gruesome and
ghastly combatants.
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Now, the tournament consists
of two conferences.
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The Undead and the Creatures.
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Each conference contains
four monsters.
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There are middleweight contenders
and the heavyweights.
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Let's take a quick look
at our fighters.
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The Unread Conference.
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The Mummy.
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Lady Vampire.
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Zombie Man.
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Frankenstein.
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The Creatures Conference.
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Cyclops.
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Witch Bitch.
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Swamp Gut.
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Werewolf.
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Now, our opening fights feature
the middleweight battles
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from each conference.
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And the division titles
are up for grabs.
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First up from the Creatures,
is Cyclops vs. Witch Bitch.
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Then for the Undead
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it's Mummy vs. Lady Vampire.
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The next round of fights is
our heavyweight contests.
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For the Creatures it's Swamp
Gut pitted against Werewolf.
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And for the Undead, it's Frankenstein
vs. Zombie Man.
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The final fight of the night
will have the contenders
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from each heavyweight bout facing
each other in a bitter
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and grisly end showdown.
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But first, we welcome special
Monster Brawl dignitary,
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the perpetually hyper "Mouth
from the South", Jimmy Hart.
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Come on baby, step
on it! Step on it!
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I'm going to be late for
the Monster Brawl!
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Look, I promise you III pay
for the speeding ticket.
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I promise! I promise! Look, pal, I'm
begging you, step on it. Please.
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I'm going to turn into a pumpkin
if you don't hurry.
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II right. Come on, baby. I
think I'm gonna make it.
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Jimmy, glad you could
make it here tonight.
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How are you feeling?
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Guys, this is awesome! I'm
having a blast here.
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The monsters are getting
ready for the fights.
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I just saw a graveyard worker get their
arms ripped off by a zombie.
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We're in for a blistering,
bickering battle royal,
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a devastating, disgusting
donnybrook,
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and a freakish, forlorn fracas.
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Hey Jimmy, give us some background
info on this event.
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How the hell did Monster
Brawl come to life, huh?
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This event started out as
just a crazy old dream
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from an unemployed, smalltime wresting
promoter named Jake Blackburn.
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He first devised this idea
over five years ago from
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his parent's basement.
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I had a chance to catch up with
Blackburn earlier in the week,
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and he had this to say.
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Blackburn, I got a few questions
for you, if you don't mind.
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Why don't you tell
us about yourself?
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I've always been a geek when it
comes to wresting and monsters.
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I used to make Kung Fu tournaments.
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I'd have all my friends over,
and we'd beat each other up,
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and then we'd run inside and watch
monster movies and scare
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the crap out of each other.
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Well, let me ask you this.
What in the world compelled
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you to go down this path?
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I mean, why monsters?
Why-why wresting?
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Well, these things are
like my drugs, man.
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I mean, when everyone else was
out partying on Friday nights,
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I'm sitting at home watching
Japanese death matches
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and doodling monsters fighting.
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As a local promoter, I know it was
tough. You had a lot of struggles.
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Can you tell us about it?
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It was tough. We're going around with
wrestlers no one has heard of.
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It kind of fizzled out. But, uh, I
went back to the drawing board,
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that's when I started thinking
about the big ideas.
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What about Las Vegas?
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Bright lights, big city,
sold-out crowds?
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It all came down to affordability and
keeping the monsters comfortable.
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They don't wanna be in front of
big crowds with lots of lights going
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off and stuff like that.
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There's a safety issue. You don't want
them ripping arms off of people.
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That's when we came up with the idea
to have it in a secret graveyard.
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We can show it to the whole
world. It's perfect.
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How in the hell did you
recruit these monsters?
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Frankenstein? Zombie?
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We're sending invites
all over the place.
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Some monsters just caught wind
of what was going on.
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Some just showed up out of nowhere,
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like they were summoned here from
the dark forces we got in play.
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It's gonna be an amazing battle,
Jimmy, and to me it
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doesn't matter who wins.
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It's all about the journey getting
here, and it's been great.
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Well, there you have it folks.
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The brains behind the brawl.
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May I give you some advice?
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If you make some money, get
you a new suit, okay?
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All right. Hey, good luck.
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All right, thanks, Jimmy.
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We're back graveside,
with Cyril Haggard,
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the resident grave keeper here
at Hillside Necropolis.
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Cy, you know this turf
better than anyone.
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Why was this particular cemetery
chosen as tonight's venue?
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I told you to mind
your own business.
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I warned you not to go messing
with this place.
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Gotcha. We know that the arena
terrain is mostly dead mulch
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and thick forest, but are there
any environmental factors
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that might come into play during
the fights tonight?
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The soil is cursed, boy!
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You've gone and stirred
up a heap of trouble.
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Something evil has been unearthed,
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and I can feel it in my bones.
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Evil. Evil!
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Evil.
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Sounds good, Cy.
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Thanks for dropping by and we
hope you enjoy the fights.
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You bastards are gonna pay
for what you've done.
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You're gonna pay.
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You're all doomed.
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Again, thanks for dropping
by, Cy, with that wonderful
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bit of foreboding.
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I warned you this place was cursed!
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And now, before we preview
our opening match,
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Let's go live backstage where legendary
mixed martial arts referee
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and official Monster
Brawl officiator,
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Herb Dean is standing by
to give us some details
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on the rules and regulations for
our upcoming fights. Herb?
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Hey guys, pleasure to be here.
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Herb, what are your thoughts
on this event?
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It's unbelievable. There's an eerie
vibe back here in the crypts
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where the monsters are
getting prepared.
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This night's gonna go down
in fighting history.
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What do you think about living
in a world where monsters
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must fight to the death?
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I think it's great. I hate monsters
more than anything.
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And the way I see it, there's
gonna be a few less monsters
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in the world after tonight
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'cause some of them ain't
leaving this cemetery.
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What kind of rules have been
established for this tournament?
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None.
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What, no rules whatsoever?
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No, man. No rules, no time
limits, no stoppages.
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The match will continue until
one of them loses their life.
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I'm here to cut down on
the shots to the groin,
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manager interventions,
that sort of thing.
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Other than that, standard
death-match.
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That's wonderful. We'll see you
shortly inside the ring.
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And we'll take our first break
here at the graveyard
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and be right back with the opening
fight of the evening.
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lonian Islands, Greece.
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Enter.
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An urgent message for you, Sir.
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Who sent you?
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A shadow from the West.
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There's a storm brewing.
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Monsters the world over
have been summoned.
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So, the hour is upon us.
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My training will begin at dawn.
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Almost 3000 years ago, I
made a terrible mistake.
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I made a fateful deal with
the evil god Hades.
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In return for one of my eyes, he
grant me power to see future.
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I can foretell the
deaths of others.
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I went into hiding, ashamed
and without honor.
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Now, a force beckons me
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that is more powerful
than anything.
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If you can see the future,
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you must already know the
outcome of the battle.
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Honor is like an island. Rugged
and without shores.
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Once you leave, you
can never return.
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Buzzard's Bay, Massachusetts.
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Witch! You ought to be
burned to the ground.
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You're the worst witch ever.
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Witch!
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You're a witch.
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Bitch.
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Go away!
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What do you want?
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I'm known around these
parts as the Grub.
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The Grub?
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That's right. Professional monster
bodyguard and manager.
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Who sent you here?
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Listen. I caught whispers
of a secret tournament
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for people like yourself.
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Piss off, troll!
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Wait a minute! They are holding a
monster fighting event next month,
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and I need a fighter.
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We'll make you the most powerful
menace the world has ever seen.
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No more witch hunts. The townsfolk
will bow to you.
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Well, don't just stand
there. Come inside.
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Now, tell me again how I'm
supposed to stand up to the
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rest of these monsters?
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I've trained the most disagreeable
monsters in the entire universe.
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But you, you could go all
the way to the top!
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Picture this. Diabolical outcast
from small village
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wins Monster Brawl.
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You will have your vengeance.
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Everyone who spit on
you, heckled you,
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beat and raped you.
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But I can't fight!
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Nonsense!
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Forget all the necromancy
crap. The conjury.
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The dark magic.
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You have to become a warrior!
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Now, if we only had the
proper name for you,
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that would instill terror into
the heart of your opponent.
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Witch Bitch.
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Witch Bitch. Witch Bitch.
Witch Bitch.
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Witch Bitch.
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Creatures Conference Middleweight
Title Match.
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Cyclops vs. Witch Bitch.
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We're back, ladies and gentlemen, with
our opening bout of the evening.
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Now we're ready to get this
brawl underway Buzz,
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and what a first match-up.
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We have the one-eyed ancient
warrior Cyclops
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going head-to-head against
the uncomely, Witch Bitch.
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Let's go to our fight preview.
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Cyclops.
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Normally Cyclops would
not fight women.
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But this Witch is a bitch.
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And I will crush her!
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And Hades is next!
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The Cyclops is a mythical creature.
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He comes from a long line
of one-eyed blacksmiths,
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and he's fought nearly everything
that's ever walked or crawled.
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He's trained in fighting systems
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varying from Roman Empire
gladiator tactics
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to Greco-Spartan field combat.
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In fact, he has the ability to
eradicate entire villages
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with his special laser
beam eye maneuver.
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Witch Bitch.
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Listen up, Cyclops! You
Grub-wannabe bastard!
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We've got some tricks
in store for you.
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A whole bag of them, so
keep your eye open.
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Witch Bitch is a grizzled
and vile occultist,
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capable of conjuring dark spirits
and fatal spell attacks.
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And was once part of a
Witch/Warlock tag team
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until her partner was
burned at the stake.
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She's also been taken under the
wing of monster bodyguard
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and acne-smitten troll, the Grub,
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who has trained and conditioned
Witch Bitch
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in the weeks leading up
to tonight's event.
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And now, we turn it
over to Jimmy Hart
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to summon the creatures
from the crypts.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
coming to you live
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from the Hillside Necropolis
in Emmett, County Michigan,
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the Monster Brawl Creatures Conference
Middleweight Showdown.
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Introducing first, fighting
out of the stone crypt,
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a mythical one-eyed brute
from lonia, Greece.
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Weighing in at 280 pounds,
the legendary, the ageless
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Cyclops!
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And his opponent, fighting
out of the wood crypt,
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weighing in at 134 pounds.
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From Buzzard's Bay, Massachusetts,
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the bane of New England,
the infernal,
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the unhallowed, the villainous
sorceress Witch Bitch.
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And let's take a quick peak at
our Tale of the Tape, Buzz,
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and see how these fighters
match up.
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The Cyclops has a formidable record
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and easily tops Witch Bitch
in strength and size.
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Herb Dean is making his way out to
the ring area through the archway,
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and what a class-act individual
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and stellar representative
of monster fighting.
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And the anticipation mounting
inside the graveyard
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is about to explode.
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And this is the biggest event in
the history of physical combat,
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and I just hope my voice
holds up for this, Buzz!
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All right guys, center up.
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And if I'm Herb Dean, Buzz,
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I'd get the hell out of
that ring in a hurry.
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We've gone over the rules. Protect
yourself at all times.
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Follow my instructions. We're
gonna have a clean fight.
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Touch gloves, Let's
make it official.
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It's the one and only time these
athletes will ever face each other,
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and it's winner takes all.
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The loser must leave this world.
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You ready to fight?
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You ready?
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Let's do it.
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And we're underway here
at Monster Brawl
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as Cyclops and Witch Bitch engage
in a brutal bloodbath
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for the Creatures Conference
middleweight title.
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Cyclops misses with a quick lunge
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as Witch Bitch gingerly slingshots
him into the ropes
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00:20:19,462 --> 00:20:23,381
and answers with a clothesline.
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00:20:28,304 --> 00:20:31,223
Look out! Witch Bitch with
a dirty kick to the dick
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sends the ancient ogre reeling
to the canvas mat.
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And Herb Dean has a
word with the Witch
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regarding that ball-busting
maneuver.
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That was a groin shot. You
need to keep it clean. We're
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not gonna have that.
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All right, you ready? Fight!
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Cyclops pulls out a sledgehammer
and blindsides Witch Bitch
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00:20:51,661 --> 00:20:53,954
with a big backhand
hit to the face.
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Incredible.
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00:20:55,790 --> 00:20:58,959
And she's in serious
trouble now, Sid.
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00:20:59,043 --> 00:21:03,922
And Herb Dean clearly appalled by
the action happening in the ring.
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00:21:03,965 --> 00:21:06,967
The Grub is in disbelief, and
now he's entering the ring
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00:21:07,051 --> 00:21:10,345
to mount an intervention on behalf
of his mangled protege.
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The Grub broadsides Cyclops
with a folding chair,
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00:21:14,433 --> 00:21:18,603
and this fight is descending
into a circus, Sid.
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00:21:18,646 --> 00:21:21,773
And Herb Dean appears ready
to disqualify Witch Bitch
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00:21:21,857 --> 00:21:24,776
as he lectures the Grub at
the side of the ring.
331
00:21:27,905 --> 00:21:30,115
And Witch Bitch pushes
aside her manager
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and slices Herb Dean's neck
with a rusty cleaver!
333
00:21:33,869 --> 00:21:37,122
Oh, good Lord! Folks, Herb Dean
has been seriously injured
334
00:21:37,164 --> 00:21:38,665
as he flops out of the ring!
335
00:21:44,714 --> 00:21:47,007
Unbelievable!
336
00:21:47,091 --> 00:21:51,636
Monster Brawl ref Herb Dean
is dead at the age of 40!
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00:21:51,679 --> 00:21:54,055
And we're going to have to proceed
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throughout the rest of the night
with no officiator, Sid.
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00:21:57,810 --> 00:21:59,644
Look, no more grieving, Buzz.
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We're missing the action
in the ring.
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00:22:02,106 --> 00:22:05,650
And the Cyclops with a heavy blow
to the head of Witch Bitch,
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00:22:05,693 --> 00:22:07,569
sending her into the turnbuckle
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00:22:07,653 --> 00:22:10,739
where he lets loose a couple
of heavy punches.
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00:22:10,823 --> 00:22:14,640
And Witch Bitch with a sneaky
dodge as she batters Cyclops with
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a shoulder to the chest.
346
00:22:18,205 --> 00:22:21,333
Cyclops grabs Witch
Bitch by the neck.
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00:22:24,503 --> 00:22:26,588
Fantastic.
348
00:22:30,009 --> 00:22:33,386
And a sensational reversal
by Witch Bitch.
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00:22:33,471 --> 00:22:37,849
And Buzz, the Grub hands her a bottle
of moonshine or something
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00:22:37,933 --> 00:22:40,685
and she's happily indulging in it.
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00:22:40,728 --> 00:22:44,189
She's bitching up for
something big, Sid.
352
00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:47,942
And the Witch humiliating
the Cyclops
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00:22:48,027 --> 00:22:51,613
as she spews that Bitch's
brew all over him.
354
00:22:51,697 --> 00:22:55,116
Look out! She's going
in for an eye-gouge.
355
00:22:55,201 --> 00:22:58,036
Cyclops in serious danger now
356
00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:01,706
as Witch Bitch pries at
his exposed eyeball.
357
00:23:01,791 --> 00:23:06,878
It's all fun and games until
someone loses their eye.
358
00:23:06,962 --> 00:23:09,714
And the Cyclops is going nuts!
359
00:23:09,757 --> 00:23:13,635
He's amassing an energy force
around his eyeball.
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00:23:13,719 --> 00:23:17,138
Cyclops possesses powers
older than time itself,
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00:23:17,223 --> 00:23:20,266
and he was hesitant to use this
weapon, but enough is enough.
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00:23:20,351 --> 00:23:22,977
It's time for this bitch to pay!
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00:23:31,487 --> 00:23:36,408
And Cyclops unloads a devastating
laser beam attack,
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00:23:36,492 --> 00:23:39,244
scorching the face of Witch Bitch!
365
00:23:39,286 --> 00:23:42,122
That was a face-melting finish.
366
00:23:42,206 --> 00:23:44,416
Wow!
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00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,752
Cyclops wins.
368
00:23:47,837 --> 00:23:50,130
Mythical laser blast.
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00:23:50,214 --> 00:23:53,174
Ding dong, the Witch is dead.
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00:23:53,259 --> 00:23:58,847
She'll find a final resting place
here at Hillside Necropolis.
371
00:23:58,931 --> 00:24:02,767
Cyclops parades around the ring,
basking in the victory.
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00:24:02,852 --> 00:24:05,019
Cyclops wins!
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00:24:09,442 --> 00:24:13,862
And now the Grub enters the ring to
steal some thunder from Cyclops.
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00:24:13,946 --> 00:24:17,949
He wants a piece of the
one-eyed monster.
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00:24:18,033 --> 00:24:21,161
Oh, my God! The Grub gets his
head knocked right off
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00:24:21,245 --> 00:24:25,957
as Cyclops unloads a heavy blow
that literally decapitates
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00:24:26,041 --> 00:24:27,625
the veteran monster manager.
378
00:24:29,670 --> 00:24:33,631
Hades! You're next!
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00:24:33,716 --> 00:24:36,384
I Love this! I Love it!
I Love it! I Love it!
380
00:24:36,469 --> 00:24:41,306
Look at this. Cyclops just scorched
Witch Bitch with a laser beam!
381
00:24:41,348 --> 00:24:43,850
And look at Herb Dean. He's dead!
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00:24:43,934 --> 00:24:46,561
I hate referees anyhow. They
are no use for anything.
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00:24:46,645 --> 00:24:52,984
Trust me on that, girls. And the
winner of the match is Cyclops!
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00:24:53,027 --> 00:24:55,737
A convincing win for the Cyclops,
385
00:24:55,821 --> 00:25:00,700
as he takes the crown for the Creature
Conference middleweight title.
386
00:25:00,784 --> 00:25:05,747
That's right, Buzz. The dead are
gone, and the Brawl must go on.
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00:25:05,831 --> 00:25:08,750
We'll be right back to preview
our next fight,
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00:25:08,834 --> 00:25:13,713
this time from the
Undead Conference.
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00:25:13,797 --> 00:25:18,176
Metropolitan Museum, New York City.
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00:26:46,098 --> 00:26:49,100
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
this is Chris Chilton
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00:26:49,184 --> 00:26:52,979
with a special B Channel News alert
for the Greater New York area.
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00:26:53,063 --> 00:26:56,441
Authorities have confirmed that
a reanimated mummy has escaped
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00:26:56,483 --> 00:27:00,194
from the Metropolitan Museum after
killing a forklift operator.
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00:27:00,279 --> 00:27:04,282
Experts believe the mummy might be
the fabled 4000-year-old remains
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00:27:04,366 --> 00:27:07,869
of King Khafra, a brutal
and vicious Pharaoh.
396
00:27:07,953 --> 00:27:11,623
The entire Tri-state area is now
under an orange terror alert
397
00:27:11,665 --> 00:27:14,876
as the undead monster roams
the streets aimlessly.
398
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:18,200
Our cameras caught up with
the Sheriff in front of the
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00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,547
museum earlier today.
400
00:27:19,632 --> 00:27:22,300
It's our belief that he's
headed somewhere.
401
00:27:22,343 --> 00:27:26,054
Something evil has compelled
him from the grave.
402
00:27:26,138 --> 00:27:29,390
I encourage all citizens
to remain on high alert.
403
00:27:29,475 --> 00:27:32,477
And if you see that mummy, you all
give me a call now, you hear?
404
00:27:34,813 --> 00:27:37,690
Felldorf, Transylvania.
405
00:27:42,446 --> 00:27:44,739
This is special agent
Laurence Dunn,
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00:27:44,823 --> 00:27:48,368
voice memorandum 19F81.
407
00:27:48,452 --> 00:27:51,120
Operation Holy Water.
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00:27:51,205 --> 00:27:54,040
I have succeeded at traversing
the Carpathian Mountains
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00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:55,333
over the last nine days,
410
00:27:55,417 --> 00:28:00,171
and I have arrived at a mysterious
and seemingly abandoned estate
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00:28:00,255 --> 00:28:03,675
not far from the village
of Felldorf.
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00:28:03,717 --> 00:28:06,386
The local peasants implored
me not to go any further,
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00:28:06,470 --> 00:28:08,680
saying that the land is unhallowed.
414
00:28:08,764 --> 00:28:11,849
And there have been several recent
killings by a murderer in the night.
415
00:28:11,892 --> 00:28:15,061
The villagers said things that have
happened here must not be known.
416
00:28:15,145 --> 00:28:17,522
After I heard enough
of their Gypsy crap,
417
00:28:17,606 --> 00:28:21,192
I followed the trail hard to
have a look for myself.
418
00:28:21,235 --> 00:28:22,860
That trail ends here.
419
00:28:55,185 --> 00:28:59,063
Madam, I'm agent Laurence Dunn.
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00:28:59,106 --> 00:29:01,065
I need to ask you a few questions.
421
00:29:08,073 --> 00:29:11,743
Excuse me, is that blood
you're drinking?
422
00:29:15,998 --> 00:29:18,958
This estate originally belonged
to Vlad the Impaler.
423
00:29:19,042 --> 00:29:21,252
Is that correct?
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00:29:25,090 --> 00:29:26,841
How long have you lived here?
425
00:29:26,925 --> 00:29:28,301
Forever.
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00:29:28,385 --> 00:29:30,094
I'm the last of my kind.
427
00:29:30,137 --> 00:29:33,097
Doomed to immortality.
428
00:29:35,893 --> 00:29:38,019
The villagers have accused
you of murder.
429
00:29:38,103 --> 00:29:40,271
I have to take you in.
430
00:30:10,427 --> 00:30:13,846
Undead Conference Middleweight
Title Match.
431
00:30:13,931 --> 00:30:16,891
Lady Vampire vs. the Mummy.
432
00:30:16,975 --> 00:30:19,185
Welcome back to the program, folks.
433
00:30:19,269 --> 00:30:24,398
I'm Buzz Chambers, here with
living legend Sasquatch Sid,
434
00:30:24,483 --> 00:30:26,984
and we're set for the next
fight of the evening,
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00:30:27,027 --> 00:30:30,404
this one featuring
two undead icons.
436
00:30:30,489 --> 00:30:32,532
Lady Vampire.
437
00:30:32,616 --> 00:30:35,409
I dream of a glorious death,
438
00:30:35,494 --> 00:30:38,246
but no monster is a match
439
00:30:38,330 --> 00:30:39,997
for the eternal one.
440
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,750
The Mummy will be destroyed.
441
00:30:45,087 --> 00:30:48,172
Lady Vampire has a lifetime record
442
00:30:48,215 --> 00:30:53,344
that has spanned over six centuries,
dating back to the year 1381.
443
00:30:53,387 --> 00:30:55,763
She's virtually immortal.
444
00:30:55,848 --> 00:30:59,016
And an expert with XIV
century fisticuffs.
445
00:30:59,059 --> 00:31:02,186
She's a cold-blooded
professional killer,
446
00:31:02,229 --> 00:31:06,774
and I hope the Mummy is carrying
some garlic or holy water, Buzz,
447
00:31:06,859 --> 00:31:09,193
'cause this is a bit of a mismatch.
448
00:31:09,278 --> 00:31:13,197
Lady Vampire is a big favorite
going into this brawl.
449
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,283
The Mummy.
450
00:31:23,917 --> 00:31:26,544
Although feeble and frail,
451
00:31:26,628 --> 00:31:30,298
the Mummy presents an interesting
challenge to Lady Vampire.
452
00:31:30,382 --> 00:31:32,884
As an Egyptian Pharaoh,
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00:31:32,968 --> 00:31:36,721
he must have undergone some form of
military training in his past life.
454
00:31:36,763 --> 00:31:39,974
Regardless, we expect
to see a lifeless,
455
00:31:40,058 --> 00:31:44,061
shuffling wraith in action tonight.
456
00:31:44,146 --> 00:31:47,565
His bandages might be battered
and bedraggled,
457
00:31:47,608 --> 00:31:50,943
and his skeletal interior
very vulnerable,
458
00:31:51,028 --> 00:31:53,279
but mark my words, people.
459
00:31:53,363 --> 00:31:56,616
We're dealing with a former
tyrant of ancient Egypt,
460
00:31:56,700 --> 00:31:59,952
and he's gotta have a couple
of tricks up his sleeve.
461
00:32:00,037 --> 00:32:03,915
It's time for the Undead Conference
Middleweight Division title match.
462
00:32:03,999 --> 00:32:07,585
Introducing first, weighing
in at 127 pounds,
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00:32:07,669 --> 00:32:11,756
from the far outreaches of the
Carpathian Mountains in Transylvania,
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00:32:11,798 --> 00:32:14,175
the eternal champion of blood lust,
465
00:32:14,259 --> 00:32:18,429
Lady Vampire!
466
00:32:29,483 --> 00:32:32,151
And her opponent, from the
Valley of the Kings,
467
00:32:32,235 --> 00:32:36,280
the Hexecutioner, the rotten
wraith of the ring,
468
00:32:36,323 --> 00:32:38,616
the cursed, snake-bitten,
469
00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:44,830
King Khafra, the Mummy!
470
00:32:56,718 --> 00:33:00,221
I gotta say, I'm pulling for the
Vampire in this fight, Sid.
471
00:33:00,305 --> 00:33:03,557
I'll be damned before
I cheer for a mummy.
472
00:33:03,642 --> 00:33:06,894
I've hated mummies my whole life.
473
00:33:16,321 --> 00:33:18,489
And taking a look at
these numbers, Buzz,
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00:33:18,532 --> 00:33:21,826
the fighters line up very
closely with one another,
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00:33:21,910 --> 00:33:27,081
both being ancient undead icons
with very similar vital stats.
476
00:33:27,165 --> 00:33:29,834
Strap yourself in, Sasquatch Sid.
477
00:33:29,876 --> 00:33:33,004
We're set for this unspeakable
undead ultimatum.
478
00:33:33,046 --> 00:33:36,507
For the winner, the middleweight
Conference Championship.
479
00:33:36,550 --> 00:33:39,552
For the vanquished,
a bitter harvest.
480
00:33:39,636 --> 00:33:43,222
And we're in for some extreme
undead action here, Buzz.
481
00:33:43,306 --> 00:33:47,280
Two ancient adversaries meeting
in bloody battle for
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00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,186
the first and only time.
483
00:33:49,271 --> 00:33:52,189
And the combatants lock up
in the center of the ring.
484
00:33:52,232 --> 00:33:55,067
She goes to town on
his battered torso,
485
00:33:55,152 --> 00:34:00,072
delivering a torrent of kicks to
the frail frame of the Mummy.
486
00:34:00,157 --> 00:34:03,200
And the Mummy with a retaliatory
headbutt.
487
00:34:03,243 --> 00:34:05,745
And the Mummy starting
to show signs of life.
488
00:34:05,829 --> 00:34:09,874
That was an aggressive body-slam
by the mangled monarch.
489
00:34:09,958 --> 00:34:13,680
And he throws in a big kick
to the gut of Lady Vampire
490
00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:14,962
for good measure.
491
00:34:15,047 --> 00:34:17,882
Lady Vampire delivers
a right elbow,
492
00:34:17,924 --> 00:34:22,094
followed by a big left hook,
and then another big right!
493
00:34:22,179 --> 00:34:25,598
Glorious combo.
494
00:34:25,682 --> 00:34:28,142
The Mummy is up to something
here, Buzz.
495
00:34:28,226 --> 00:34:31,270
He's fumbling around
with his bandages.
496
00:34:31,354 --> 00:34:33,773
And he throws a fistful of dust
497
00:34:33,857 --> 00:34:37,777
into the eyes of the Nosferatu.
498
00:34:37,861 --> 00:34:41,113
Watch out! The Mummy
locks Lady Vampire
499
00:34:41,198 --> 00:34:44,742
into a merciless sleeper
hold submission.
500
00:34:47,370 --> 00:34:51,415
How anyone could withstand that degree
of asphyxiation is beyond me.
501
00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:54,335
It's lights out for Lady Vampire.
502
00:34:54,419 --> 00:34:57,254
She's drifted into the darkness.
503
00:34:57,297 --> 00:35:00,091
And the Mummy in prime position
to win this contest.
504
00:35:00,133 --> 00:35:02,510
The Mummy now exits the ring area,
505
00:35:02,594 --> 00:35:05,471
and is shuffling over towards
the wood crypt.
506
00:35:05,555 --> 00:35:09,266
That filthy Mummy is
up to no good, Sid.
507
00:35:09,351 --> 00:35:11,936
Keep in mind, Buzz, it
is very difficult
508
00:35:11,978 --> 00:35:14,271
to kill something that's
already dead.
509
00:35:14,314 --> 00:35:16,982
This is a risky delay by the Mummy.
510
00:35:17,067 --> 00:35:21,400
And the Mummy has gone and
grabbed what looks like a wooden
511
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:22,988
stake from the crypt
512
00:35:23,073 --> 00:35:26,617
and is making his way back
towards the ring.
513
00:35:26,701 --> 00:35:30,287
And with no ref, all foreign
objects are fair game, Buzz.
514
00:35:30,372 --> 00:35:33,165
A smart weapon of choice
on behalf of the Mummy.
515
00:35:33,250 --> 00:35:35,793
We've underestimated this
rotting Pharaoh.
516
00:35:35,836 --> 00:35:39,463
He must be trained in vampire-slaying
techniques.
517
00:35:39,548 --> 00:35:43,217
Back in the ring, the Mummy
stalks over Lady Vampire,
518
00:35:43,301 --> 00:35:45,970
raising that stake
for the finisher.
519
00:35:46,054 --> 00:35:50,641
Holy jumping Jesus, she awakens
in the nick of time!
520
00:35:50,684 --> 00:35:54,061
She's revamped now, Sid, and on
the attack as she moves in
521
00:35:54,146 --> 00:35:57,398
with a clothesline into
the turnbuckle.
522
00:35:57,482 --> 00:36:01,569
And Lady Vampire lines him up
with a devastating bulldog,
523
00:36:01,653 --> 00:36:05,364
face-planting the frazzled
Pharaoh into the mat.
524
00:36:05,448 --> 00:36:09,660
How in God's name are those
bandages holding up, Sid?
525
00:36:09,744 --> 00:36:12,329
Embalming is a fine art, Buzz.
526
00:36:12,372 --> 00:36:14,915
He's been wrapped in that
crap for centuries.
527
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:19,503
And Lady Vampire slingshots
the Mummy into the corner.
528
00:36:19,546 --> 00:36:22,480
The Mummy is reaching for
his medallion hanging on
529
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:23,883
the corner of the ring.
530
00:36:23,967 --> 00:36:28,512
The former king appears to be holding
some type of ancient sun relic.
531
00:36:28,555 --> 00:36:30,598
Majestic.
532
00:36:30,682 --> 00:36:33,684
The Mummy deploys a blistering
sun curse technique
533
00:36:33,727 --> 00:36:36,854
that scorches the face
of the Vampire.
534
00:36:36,897 --> 00:36:41,692
A timely retaliation of twisted
alchemy from the Pharaoh.
535
00:36:41,735 --> 00:36:44,612
And the action moves
into the cemetery
536
00:36:44,696 --> 00:36:49,700
as Lady Vampire pursues her
opponent outside the ring.
537
00:36:49,743 --> 00:36:53,040
And quick jab followed by
a push kick sends the Mummy
538
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:54,496
reeling to the ground.
539
00:36:58,585 --> 00:37:03,547
Lady Vampire picks up a granite
tombstone, and look out!
540
00:37:03,632 --> 00:37:06,425
She just hammered it over
the skull of the Mummy!
541
00:37:06,509 --> 00:37:09,011
That must have weighed
200 pounds, Sid.
542
00:37:09,095 --> 00:37:12,723
Some serious grindhouse action
happening over in the graveyard, Buzz.
543
00:37:12,807 --> 00:37:17,228
I haven't seen a tombstone
smash in 25 years.
544
00:37:17,270 --> 00:37:20,439
She picks up the weakened
corpse of the Mummy.
545
00:37:20,523 --> 00:37:24,485
Lady Vampire has just ripped
the black heart
546
00:37:24,569 --> 00:37:26,570
right out of the Mummy's body.
547
00:37:26,613 --> 00:37:29,490
Lady Vampire wins.
548
00:37:29,574 --> 00:37:32,660
Black heart removal.
549
00:37:32,744 --> 00:37:34,912
That was phenomenal!
550
00:37:34,955 --> 00:37:37,248
Did you see that, girls?
Of course you did.
551
00:37:37,332 --> 00:37:42,586
Ladies and gentlemen, the winner
of the match is Lady Vampire!
552
00:37:42,671 --> 00:37:44,922
Unbelievable.
553
00:37:45,006 --> 00:37:48,634
Look at her preening to the world,
holding that black heart.
554
00:37:48,718 --> 00:37:51,804
She wins the Undead Conference
Middleweight title,
555
00:37:51,888 --> 00:37:55,015
and can return home triumphant,
556
00:37:55,100 --> 00:37:57,851
and get back to killing
Gypsies in the night.
557
00:37:57,936 --> 00:38:01,188
So long, Mummy. Back
to the grave you go.
558
00:38:01,273 --> 00:38:03,691
Stay tuned, folks. We'll
be right back
559
00:38:03,775 --> 00:38:05,985
with our first heavyweight
match of the evening.
560
00:38:06,069 --> 00:38:07,695
You're watching Monster Brawl,
561
00:38:07,779 --> 00:38:10,823
the ultimate fight of
the living dead.
562
00:38:13,535 --> 00:38:17,037
Silver Springs, New Jersey.
563
00:38:55,035 --> 00:38:56,744
No!
564
00:40:39,681 --> 00:40:42,683
Marshfield, Louisiana.
565
00:40:44,352 --> 00:40:47,020
Over 10 % of the Earth's landmass
566
00:40:47,105 --> 00:40:51,150
is covered by festering,
impenetrable marshlands.
567
00:40:51,234 --> 00:40:53,777
The Mississippi Bayou.
568
00:40:53,820 --> 00:40:57,322
Home to over 30,000 species
of wildlife.
569
00:40:57,407 --> 00:40:59,783
This vast boggy wasteland
570
00:40:59,826 --> 00:41:05,038
is also home to one of the most bizarre
and disgusting creatures
571
00:41:05,123 --> 00:41:07,499
in the whole world.
572
00:41:07,584 --> 00:41:09,960
The Louisiana Swamp Gut.
573
00:41:10,044 --> 00:41:15,716
The undisputed king of all
reptilian bog-dwellers.
574
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:19,678
Swamp Gut is one with his
nebulous surroundings.
575
00:41:21,389 --> 00:41:23,724
So toxic is his slime and venom,
576
00:41:23,808 --> 00:41:27,686
that it changes the very composition
of the bayou atmosphere.
577
00:41:30,106 --> 00:41:34,318
Humans are frequent casualties of
the harsh and cursed swampland,
578
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:40,699
and this Swamp Gut is not above
scavenging from a corpse.
579
00:41:40,783 --> 00:41:45,746
Good friends are hard to find
these days for Swamp Gut.
580
00:41:55,840 --> 00:42:00,344
Signs of the enemy are detected
and examined closely.
581
00:42:02,805 --> 00:42:06,892
Fishing in these nefarious
waters is nearly suicidal.
582
00:42:06,976 --> 00:42:11,280
Swamp Gut has developed a savage
combat technique for
583
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,440
such reckless adventurers.
584
00:42:18,446 --> 00:42:22,032
Swamp Gut's deadly slime
attack is so toxic,
585
00:42:22,116 --> 00:42:26,203
that it paralyzes the fisherman's
nervous system instantly.
586
00:42:26,246 --> 00:42:32,709
This solitary creature may never
see another of his kind again.
587
00:42:32,752 --> 00:42:35,462
Not only is his prey seasonal.
588
00:42:35,547 --> 00:42:37,965
It's also very hard to find.
589
00:42:38,049 --> 00:42:42,636
Only the most bumbling mammals, like
this unsuspecting canoeist,
590
00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:46,390
dare to traverse such deadly
waterways of the world.
591
00:42:46,474 --> 00:42:50,477
He is oblivious to the
approaching danger.
592
00:42:54,399 --> 00:42:57,985
The hunt is on.
593
00:42:58,069 --> 00:43:02,447
The canoeist doesn't stand a chance
against such a formidable opponent.
594
00:43:02,532 --> 00:43:05,826
There are under ten Swamp
Guts left in the wild,
595
00:43:05,910 --> 00:43:08,579
and that number is falling.
596
00:43:08,663 --> 00:43:11,600
Like so many creatures, the
Guts have been pushed to the
597
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:12,916
very edge of extinction
598
00:43:13,001 --> 00:43:15,419
by the destruction
of their habitat.
599
00:43:15,461 --> 00:43:18,964
Creature Conference Heavyweight
Title Match.
600
00:43:19,048 --> 00:43:21,758
Swamp Gut vs. Werewolf.
601
00:43:21,801 --> 00:43:24,011
Welcome back to the program, folks.
602
00:43:24,095 --> 00:43:26,430
He's Sasquatch Sid,
I'm Buzz Chambers,
603
00:43:26,472 --> 00:43:29,808
and we're ready to set up the
next fight of the evening.
604
00:43:29,892 --> 00:43:33,280
For this match we have our
first Heavyweight division
605
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:34,521
title up for grabs
606
00:43:34,606 --> 00:43:37,107
coming from the Creatures
Conference.
607
00:43:37,150 --> 00:43:39,192
Werewolf.
608
00:43:39,277 --> 00:43:42,779
Swamp Gut! I know you've
been hearing it,
609
00:43:42,822 --> 00:43:45,699
walking through the swamp with
that big gut of yours.
610
00:43:45,783 --> 00:43:48,952
You must have been hearing it. All
the frogs have been saying it,
611
00:43:49,037 --> 00:43:52,122
all the toads, all the creepy
crawlers have been saying it.
612
00:43:52,165 --> 00:43:54,166
Here comes the Wolf.
613
00:43:54,250 --> 00:43:58,337
The Werewolf was once a simple
man who was viciously mauled
614
00:43:58,421 --> 00:44:04,134
by a rabid lobo and became infected
by the dreadful wolf bane.
615
00:44:04,177 --> 00:44:07,054
Werewolf possesses incredible
agility,
616
00:44:07,138 --> 00:44:09,973
speed and those keen
animal instincts.
617
00:44:10,058 --> 00:44:12,225
He can take a ton of abuse,
618
00:44:12,310 --> 00:44:15,312
and he'll be in turbo moonshine
mode tonight.
619
00:44:15,396 --> 00:44:18,649
We're basically looking at
a tremendous athlete,
620
00:44:18,691 --> 00:44:21,760
Weill-conditioned and powerful,
and Swamp Gut is gonna
621
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:22,986
have his hands full.
622
00:44:23,029 --> 00:44:25,072
Swamp Gut.
623
00:44:38,086 --> 00:44:40,837
Next up is the king of the bog,
624
00:44:40,922 --> 00:44:46,218
the disgusting and repulsive marsh
demon known as Swamp Gut.
625
00:44:46,302 --> 00:44:49,640
This gelatinous creature will
be out of his element for
626
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,098
the first time tonight.
627
00:44:51,182 --> 00:44:55,936
Swamp Gut is a repugnant pariah
and odious glutton.
628
00:44:56,020 --> 00:44:59,720
He is morbidly obese so he
must use that size and
629
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:01,525
power to his advantage,
630
00:45:01,567 --> 00:45:05,570
to make up for the obvious drawback
of his massive gut.
631
00:45:05,655 --> 00:45:11,243
He is also capable of stirring up
a bellyful of toxic swamp trash,
632
00:45:11,327 --> 00:45:14,579
so Werewolf will wanna
avoid close quarters
633
00:45:14,664 --> 00:45:17,290
or else risk getting slimed.
634
00:45:17,375 --> 00:45:21,795
Now, over to Jimmy Hart to summon
these bastards out of the crypts.
635
00:45:21,879 --> 00:45:25,048
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time
for the heavyweight battle
636
00:45:25,091 --> 00:45:27,634
for the Monster Brawl
Creatures Conference.
637
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:31,263
Introducing first, weighing
in at 225 pounds,
638
00:45:31,347 --> 00:45:33,306
the man in the moon, the howler,
639
00:45:33,391 --> 00:45:36,643
the disemboweller, Werewolf!
640
00:45:50,074 --> 00:45:53,410
And his opponent, weighing
in at 438 pounds,
641
00:45:53,494 --> 00:45:55,912
the uncontested marshal
of the marsh,
642
00:45:55,997 --> 00:46:00,584
Swamp Gut!
643
00:46:15,433 --> 00:46:18,852
And a quick look at our tale
of the tape for this fight
644
00:46:18,936 --> 00:46:21,938
reveals an interesting dichotomy.
645
00:46:22,023 --> 00:46:24,024
Swamp Gut is obviously the older,
646
00:46:24,108 --> 00:46:26,777
bigger and more experienced
of the two fighters,
647
00:46:26,861 --> 00:46:29,946
and Werewolf comes in with a
relatively unknown record.
648
00:46:33,576 --> 00:46:35,577
The fight is afoot, folks,
649
00:46:35,661 --> 00:46:38,789
with our Creature Conference
Heavyweight Championship.
650
00:46:38,873 --> 00:46:43,960
We'll soon find out who will be
representing the realm of Creatures
651
00:46:44,003 --> 00:46:49,466
in the Monster Brawl finale.
652
00:46:49,550 --> 00:46:52,360
Werewolf to the offensive in
the early-going, as he uses
653
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:53,553
a headlock like a vice
654
00:46:53,638 --> 00:46:56,014
and showers down a torrent
of face shots.
655
00:46:56,098 --> 00:47:00,560
And a reactionary elbow
from the man in moss.
656
00:47:00,645 --> 00:47:03,480
And Werewolf runs into
a solid brick wall
657
00:47:03,523 --> 00:47:06,024
as Swamp Gut easily
stands his ground
658
00:47:06,108 --> 00:47:10,570
using that insurmountable gut
gravity to stay on his feet.
659
00:47:10,655 --> 00:47:12,280
Appalling.
660
00:47:12,365 --> 00:47:14,699
Swamp Gut with a heavy frog splash,
661
00:47:14,784 --> 00:47:17,994
flattening Werewolf into a pancake.
662
00:47:18,037 --> 00:47:21,373
He follows it up with a ruthless
knee to the head.
663
00:47:21,457 --> 00:47:24,000
Werewolf has got to
be careful here.
664
00:47:24,085 --> 00:47:26,880
He can't afford to exchange
big maneuvers like that
665
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:28,213
or he'll never survive.
666
00:47:28,297 --> 00:47:31,383
Werewolf evades the giant
swamp creature,
667
00:47:31,467 --> 00:47:34,594
trying to gain some ground.
668
00:47:34,679 --> 00:47:36,680
Swamp Gut with a heavy right hook,
669
00:47:36,764 --> 00:47:39,099
but Werewolf counters
with a great block.
670
00:47:39,183 --> 00:47:41,560
Perfect timing by Werewolf.
671
00:47:43,604 --> 00:47:47,023
And Swamp Gut hoarks up
some toxic marsh venom
672
00:47:47,066 --> 00:47:50,193
into the face of Werewolf,
sending him to the mat.
673
00:47:52,029 --> 00:47:54,239
And Werewolf trying to
throw some punches,
674
00:47:54,323 --> 00:47:58,785
but Swamp Gut expertly defends
that big, fat belly of his.
675
00:47:58,870 --> 00:48:01,400
That's definitely his weak
spot, and now Werewolf
676
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:02,706
gets a jab into the face
677
00:48:02,790 --> 00:48:05,584
and the Gut is now exposed
for an open assault!
678
00:48:05,668 --> 00:48:07,878
Werewolf goes to work
on the bread-basket,
679
00:48:07,962 --> 00:48:12,215
dealing several hard jabs to
Swamp Gut's putrid paunch.
680
00:48:12,258 --> 00:48:15,200
I haven't seen an abdomen
attack like this since King
681
00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:16,261
Hippo back in '88.
682
00:48:16,345 --> 00:48:20,640
Swamp Gut is hung up in the ropes
as Werewolf comes running at him
683
00:48:20,725 --> 00:48:22,934
with a lethal shoulder spear.
684
00:48:23,019 --> 00:48:25,312
And I don't believe it!
Swamp gut is down!
685
00:48:25,396 --> 00:48:29,566
He's gotta throw everything
at this fat son of a bitch!
686
00:48:29,609 --> 00:48:32,277
It's now or never!
687
00:48:32,361 --> 00:48:35,071
Sensational.
688
00:48:39,577 --> 00:48:43,200
And Werewolf pressing the
advantage now as he delivers
689
00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:44,497
a kick to the face
690
00:48:44,582 --> 00:48:46,583
of the glutinous Swamp Gut.
691
00:48:46,667 --> 00:48:49,002
His wolf-sense is at an
all-time high, Buzz.
692
00:48:49,086 --> 00:48:52,756
He needs to crush this
Gut once and for all!
693
00:48:54,759 --> 00:48:58,261
Werewolf with a thunderous
uppercut to Swamp Gut,
694
00:48:58,346 --> 00:49:01,431
and his bowels are churning, Sid.
695
00:49:01,515 --> 00:49:04,684
He lets the air out of Swamp
Gut's spare tire,
696
00:49:04,769 --> 00:49:07,270
and this is going to
get messy, Buzz.
697
00:49:07,313 --> 00:49:09,940
Swamp Gut falls to the canvas mat,
698
00:49:10,024 --> 00:49:12,859
and I don't think he's ever
gonna get up, Buzz.
699
00:49:12,944 --> 00:49:17,489
Swamp Gut having serious
indigestion problems.
700
00:49:20,493 --> 00:49:22,869
Werewolf climbs up to the top rope,
701
00:49:22,954 --> 00:49:27,832
and letting that animal inside take
over as he howls into the night.
702
00:49:33,422 --> 00:49:36,383
And a sky-high lunar assault
from Werewolf
703
00:49:36,467 --> 00:49:39,636
explodes the belly of Swamp Gut.
704
00:49:39,679 --> 00:49:42,639
We have just witnessed
the disgusting demise
705
00:49:42,723 --> 00:49:46,476
of a truly legendary forest demon.
706
00:49:46,519 --> 00:49:48,186
Werewolf wins.
707
00:49:48,270 --> 00:49:51,731
Lunar Belly Buster.
708
00:49:51,816 --> 00:49:58,530
Hey, and the winner
is the Werewolf!
709
00:49:58,614 --> 00:50:01,574
Our first Heavyweight
match is in the books
710
00:50:01,659 --> 00:50:03,576
as Werewolf is crowned
711
00:50:03,661 --> 00:50:07,038
with the Creatures Conference
Heavyweight Title.
712
00:50:07,123 --> 00:50:10,667
He'll move on to our championship
match later this evening
713
00:50:10,710 --> 00:50:15,338
to face the Heavyweight winner
from the Undead Conference.
714
00:50:17,633 --> 00:50:20,760
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
715
00:50:28,686 --> 00:50:30,437
Colonel Crookshanks, Sir!
716
00:50:32,857 --> 00:50:35,025
As you were, Briggs.
717
00:50:35,109 --> 00:50:37,193
I just got word from base, Sir.
718
00:50:37,236 --> 00:50:40,238
They've reported us AWOL.
719
00:50:40,322 --> 00:50:42,240
Don't worry about it, Lieutenant.
720
00:50:43,909 --> 00:50:46,786
We stay the course, just
like we planned.
721
00:50:46,871 --> 00:50:49,456
It's a culmination of what?
722
00:50:49,540 --> 00:50:51,916
Sacrifice! Discipline! Yes, honor!
723
00:50:53,461 --> 00:50:55,879
The dawn of a new weapon
is upon us.
724
00:50:55,963 --> 00:51:00,300
This monster tournament, the
perfect testing ground.
725
00:51:00,384 --> 00:51:03,053
Now, how about you and
I go take a look
726
00:51:03,137 --> 00:51:06,639
at this magnificent son of a bitch?
727
00:51:06,724 --> 00:51:08,475
Yeah.
728
00:51:08,559 --> 00:51:11,061
This thing, a specimen
from the '69 outbreak?
729
00:51:11,103 --> 00:51:13,897
Affirmative. The military's
worst kept secret.
730
00:51:13,939 --> 00:51:16,733
I've been training this
bastard for ten years.
731
00:51:16,817 --> 00:51:20,904
You know, the government
wants to shut it down.
732
00:51:20,946 --> 00:51:23,448
They should have a hard-on
for this kind of stuff.
733
00:51:23,532 --> 00:51:25,992
And the personnel? What
happened to them?
734
00:51:26,077 --> 00:51:28,745
Who ran this place before
you got on board?
735
00:51:28,829 --> 00:51:30,455
They were eaten.
736
00:51:32,458 --> 00:51:34,250
So, how's our old friend doing?
737
00:51:34,335 --> 00:51:36,086
He's in a foul mood, Sir.
738
00:51:36,170 --> 00:51:38,671
He's starving. He's
always starving.
739
00:51:38,756 --> 00:51:41,591
We're running out of bodies
to feed this thing.
740
00:51:41,634 --> 00:51:44,844
Lieutenant, why in the hell
are you always so negative?
741
00:51:44,929 --> 00:51:46,930
Colonel, we could be shot for this.
742
00:51:47,014 --> 00:51:49,599
We're gonna get medals for this.
743
00:51:55,940 --> 00:51:59,359
Morning, sunshine.
744
00:51:59,443 --> 00:52:04,364
Briggs, go ahead. Unleash him.
745
00:52:04,448 --> 00:52:08,118
Let's get an idea of what kind of
conditioning we've got going.
746
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:09,786
You're kidding me?
747
00:52:09,829 --> 00:52:11,704
You think I'm kidding?
748
00:52:14,500 --> 00:52:18,044
Go in there and let him loose,
749
00:52:18,129 --> 00:52:22,257
or I'm gonna stick one
between your eyes.
750
00:52:24,343 --> 00:52:27,679
I never signed up for
this, Colonel.
751
00:52:29,598 --> 00:52:32,684
The ultimate killing machine.
The ultimate soldier.
752
00:52:32,768 --> 00:52:34,644
Bent on death and destruction.
753
00:52:34,728 --> 00:52:39,023
Briggs, this is our finest
hour, I swear to you.
754
00:52:42,444 --> 00:52:44,737
Colonel, shoot him!
755
00:52:44,822 --> 00:52:46,823
Shoot him!
756
00:52:52,371 --> 00:52:54,330
Zombie Man.
757
00:52:54,373 --> 00:52:57,000
Eat slow, my friend.
758
00:52:57,042 --> 00:53:00,128
Briggs was a good man.
759
00:53:07,178 --> 00:53:10,430
Ingolstadt, Germany.
760
00:53:14,727 --> 00:53:18,188
From the journal of Dr. Ivo Igora.
761
00:53:18,272 --> 00:53:21,524
November 5th. To examine
the causes of life,
762
00:53:21,567 --> 00:53:24,527
we must first have
recourse to death.
763
00:53:24,612 --> 00:53:28,364
I have become well-acquainted
with the science of anatomy.
764
00:53:28,407 --> 00:53:31,075
I have also observed the natural
decay and corruption
765
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,453
of the human body.
766
00:53:33,537 --> 00:53:38,208
In a solitary chamber, I kept my
workshop of filthy creation,
767
00:53:38,250 --> 00:53:43,046
while I brought my work
near to a conclusion.
768
00:53:43,088 --> 00:53:47,050
And the moon gazed on
my midnight labors
769
00:53:47,092 --> 00:53:51,471
while I pursued nature
to her hiding places.
770
00:53:53,557 --> 00:53:57,101
Who shall conceive the horrors
of my secret toil
771
00:53:57,186 --> 00:54:02,190
as I dabbled among the unhallowed
damps of the grave?
772
00:54:07,571 --> 00:54:09,447
Remember.
773
00:54:09,531 --> 00:54:14,410
I am not recording the
vision of a madman.
774
00:54:14,495 --> 00:54:18,790
After days and nights of incredible
labor and fatigue,
775
00:54:18,874 --> 00:54:21,668
I succeeded in discovering
the cause
776
00:54:21,752 --> 00:54:24,003
of generation and life.
777
00:54:24,088 --> 00:54:26,631
Nay, more.
778
00:54:26,715 --> 00:54:31,469
I became myself capable
of bestowing animation
779
00:54:31,553 --> 00:54:33,513
upon lifeless matter.
780
00:55:28,402 --> 00:55:30,820
Father.
781
00:55:42,207 --> 00:55:45,084
Undead Conference Heavyweight
Title Match.
782
00:55:45,169 --> 00:55:48,004
Frankenstein vs. Zombie Man.
783
00:55:48,047 --> 00:55:51,090
We're back, folks, and ready
for our next match-up
784
00:55:51,175 --> 00:55:54,344
which is a ghastly showdown
of undead forces.
785
00:55:54,386 --> 00:55:59,265
Our next fight features the seemingly
immortal corpse Frankenstein
786
00:55:59,350 --> 00:56:02,685
versus the cannibalistic revenant
known as Zombie Man.
787
00:56:02,770 --> 00:56:06,480
The winner of this fight will
proceed to the championship
788
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:08,358
main event against Werewolf.
789
00:56:08,442 --> 00:56:13,029
Now, time to unearth some more dirt
on these two brain-dead savages.
790
00:56:13,113 --> 00:56:15,198
Frankenstein.
791
00:56:15,240 --> 00:56:19,869
Like one who on a lonely road,
792
00:56:19,912 --> 00:56:23,873
doth walk in fear and dread.
793
00:56:23,916 --> 00:56:27,710
And having once turned
round walks on,
794
00:56:27,795 --> 00:56:31,089
and turns no more his head.
795
00:56:31,173 --> 00:56:35,593
Because he knows a frightful fiend
796
00:56:35,677 --> 00:56:39,389
doth close behind him tread.
797
00:56:39,473 --> 00:56:42,266
Frankenstein!
798
00:56:43,685 --> 00:56:45,269
Father!
799
00:56:45,354 --> 00:56:47,730
Frankenstein has been reanimated
800
00:56:47,773 --> 00:56:50,983
and deactivated several times
throughout his lengthy career.
801
00:56:51,068 --> 00:56:54,070
He's waved goodbye to the
European fight scene,
802
00:56:54,113 --> 00:56:58,908
and has brought his "A" game to North
America for the first time.
803
00:56:58,992 --> 00:57:02,662
He's basically a bruising and
brawling sort of fighter
804
00:57:02,746 --> 00:57:07,750
who relies heavily on 19th century
ogre battle systems.
805
00:57:07,835 --> 00:57:11,629
Frankenstein can wield immense
power and strength,
806
00:57:11,713 --> 00:57:14,507
and is essentially
a zombie himself,
807
00:57:14,591 --> 00:57:19,679
albeit a bigger one and not blinded
by a desire for flesh.
808
00:57:19,763 --> 00:57:23,266
And watch for his manager,
the ubiquitous Dr. Igora
809
00:57:23,308 --> 00:57:25,935
to play a major role
in the proceedings.
810
00:57:25,978 --> 00:57:28,104
Zombie Man.
811
00:57:28,188 --> 00:57:30,731
Frankenstein, you stitched-up
bastard!
812
00:57:30,774 --> 00:57:32,525
I gotta question for you!
813
00:57:32,609 --> 00:57:35,695
I got the ultimate killing
machine, Zombie Man!
814
00:57:35,779 --> 00:57:40,116
What are you gonna do
when he defeats you,
815
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:41,284
then
816
00:57:42,494 --> 00:57:44,454
eats you?
817
00:57:44,496 --> 00:57:48,207
Zombie Man is a well-trained
grappler type of combatant,
818
00:57:48,292 --> 00:57:50,626
relying on an arsenal of punches,
819
00:57:50,669 --> 00:57:52,378
grabs, holds and bites.
820
00:57:52,463 --> 00:57:54,839
This guy can take a lot of damage.
821
00:57:54,923 --> 00:57:59,010
He is managed by the rogue soldier
Colonel Crookshanks,
822
00:57:59,094 --> 00:58:02,013
who has transformed this
cannibalistic ghoul
823
00:58:02,097 --> 00:58:04,724
into a one-man army.
824
00:58:04,808 --> 00:58:09,479
Colonel Crookshanks has done a fabulous
job of training Zombie Man
825
00:58:09,563 --> 00:58:13,399
and my understanding is that if
Zombie Man wins the Brawl,
826
00:58:13,484 --> 00:58:18,154
we'll have a new type of soldier for
future wars around the world.
827
00:58:18,197 --> 00:58:22,200
If he loses, just another
corpse added to the heap.
828
00:58:22,284 --> 00:58:25,244
Add to this an insatiable
hunger for flesh,
829
00:58:25,329 --> 00:58:28,372
and you have yourself one hell
of a killing machine.
830
00:58:28,457 --> 00:58:30,917
Battling for the Undead
Conference title,
831
00:58:31,001 --> 00:58:32,835
two horrendous champions
of the grave!
832
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:35,254
First up, fighting out
of the stone crypt,
833
00:58:35,339 --> 00:58:38,883
is the undisputed grandmaster
of Gothic giants.
834
00:58:38,967 --> 00:58:41,260
The reigning champion
of reanimation
835
00:58:41,345 --> 00:58:43,095
and eternal damnation.
836
00:58:43,180 --> 00:58:45,723
The undefeated legend of the fall,
837
00:58:45,807 --> 00:58:49,268
Frankenstein!
838
00:58:54,900 --> 00:58:59,237
And, Buzz, technically it's
Frankenstein's monster,
839
00:58:59,321 --> 00:59:01,739
if you want to be a dick about it.
840
00:59:16,129 --> 00:59:18,548
And now making his way
out to the ring,
841
00:59:18,632 --> 00:59:20,925
hailing from Pittsburgh,
Pennsylvania,
842
00:59:21,009 --> 00:59:24,387
a blood-drunk, belligerent,
brain-eating bastard.
843
00:59:24,429 --> 00:59:27,390
The deathless, non-perishable,
ever-lasting,
844
00:59:27,432 --> 00:59:34,063
invincible and undying Zombie Man!
845
00:59:54,585 --> 00:59:57,920
And a quick glance to see
how our monsters align,
846
00:59:57,963 --> 01:00:00,631
illustrates a grim contrast here
847
01:00:00,716 --> 01:00:04,802
as Frankenstein takes the cake
in mostly all categories.
848
01:00:04,886 --> 01:00:07,471
Zombie Man is no slouch himself,
849
01:00:07,556 --> 01:00:13,269
and he reminds me of a younger,
healthier Sasquatch Sid Tucker.
850
01:00:15,689 --> 01:00:18,190
Both fighters getting ready
inside the ring,
851
01:00:18,275 --> 01:00:21,520
and you can just feel the
tension rising here at the
852
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:22,778
Necropolis tonight.
853
01:00:25,991 --> 01:00:29,827
Frankenstein and Zombie collide
in the middle of the ring.
854
01:00:29,911 --> 01:00:34,165
The big man corrals Zombie into the
corner and goes to work right away.
855
01:00:36,460 --> 01:00:39,629
Frankenstein executes
a superb clothesline,
856
01:00:39,713 --> 01:00:43,382
sending the godforsaken Zombie
to the canvas mat.
857
01:00:43,467 --> 01:00:45,051
Incredible move, Buzz.
858
01:00:45,135 --> 01:00:46,802
I concur, Sidney.
859
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:56,312
Exceptional.
860
01:00:56,396 --> 01:00:59,815
And Zombie Man in serious
danger now, Buzz.
861
01:00:59,858 --> 01:01:02,735
This fight could be over.
862
01:01:02,819 --> 01:01:05,520
And keep in mind these fighters
have already died
863
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:06,822
once in their lifetime,
864
01:01:06,865 --> 01:01:10,576
but this time, there will
be no reanimation.
865
01:01:10,661 --> 01:01:12,828
All the chips are on the table.
866
01:01:14,498 --> 01:01:17,375
And what a tolerance for pain.
867
01:01:17,459 --> 01:01:20,002
Folks, he just won't stay down.
868
01:01:20,087 --> 01:01:22,588
Zombie Man is incredibly resilient.
869
01:01:22,673 --> 01:01:25,257
Frankenstein, better
try a new strategy.
870
01:01:25,342 --> 01:01:28,177
And Frankenstein manager Doc Igora
871
01:01:28,220 --> 01:01:31,347
is getting a little impatient
with his monster.
872
01:01:31,431 --> 01:01:33,683
Crush his head, you imbecile.
873
01:01:33,725 --> 01:01:35,601
His head!
874
01:01:35,686 --> 01:01:38,396
Well, he's right, Buzz. You
can't stop the Zombie
875
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:41,357
without dealing it some massive
trauma to the head.
876
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:46,028
Frankenstein puts Zombie into
a powerful stranglehold.
877
01:01:46,071 --> 01:01:48,447
Come on!
878
01:01:48,532 --> 01:01:50,866
Zombie Man with a double ear-slap
879
01:01:50,951 --> 01:01:53,869
sends Frankenstein reeling
to the center of the ring.
880
01:01:53,954 --> 01:01:57,206
A timely counterattack
by the Zombie
881
01:01:57,249 --> 01:01:59,208
as he finds new life.
882
01:01:59,251 --> 01:02:03,546
And Zombie Man bites the
arm of Frankenstein,
883
01:02:03,588 --> 01:02:05,798
gnawing some of that rotten flesh.
884
01:02:05,882 --> 01:02:08,968
And no concern that Frankenstein
will turn into a zombie.
885
01:02:09,052 --> 01:02:11,303
He's already technically
dead, people.
886
01:02:11,388 --> 01:02:14,140
Get up! Come on, get up!
887
01:02:14,224 --> 01:02:17,160
And Zombie Man doing his best
to try and knock down the
888
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:18,602
all-powerful Frankenstein.
889
01:02:18,687 --> 01:02:21,939
His only path to victory
is toppling the giant
890
01:02:22,023 --> 01:02:24,150
and getting him off his feet.
891
01:02:24,234 --> 01:02:26,360
Medic.
892
01:02:26,445 --> 01:02:29,572
And nothing seems to move this
over-sized corpse, Sid,
893
01:02:29,614 --> 01:02:33,993
as Zombie Man throws everything but
the kitchen sink at Frankenstein.
894
01:02:38,039 --> 01:02:42,440
And Zombie Man unleashes a
barrage of blows to the mid-section
895
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:43,627
of the big man.
896
01:02:48,675 --> 01:02:52,011
And spank me cross-eyed, Sid.
897
01:02:52,095 --> 01:02:55,160
Doctor Igora enters the ring
and he hits Zombie Man
898
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:56,599
in the back of the head
899
01:02:56,641 --> 01:03:01,437
with a pipe wrench, sending the
blood-thirsty bastard to the ground.
900
01:03:01,521 --> 01:03:03,647
And the Colonel is
hopping mad, Buzz.
901
01:03:03,732 --> 01:03:08,819
That was an unfair foreign object
by the weasel manager Doc Igora.
902
01:03:08,904 --> 01:03:11,197
And wait a minute, folks!
903
01:03:11,281 --> 01:03:14,867
Colonel Crookshanks with a hatchet
to the back of the Doctor,
904
01:03:14,951 --> 01:03:19,288
and he goes down at the
side of the ring.
905
01:03:25,504 --> 01:03:28,297
Buzz, that was a mistake
by the Colonel.
906
01:03:28,340 --> 01:03:32,134
He's triggered a force more powerful
than he can imagine.
907
01:03:32,219 --> 01:03:34,845
Look at the rage in Frankenstein's
face.
908
01:03:34,930 --> 01:03:38,057
And he's friggin' pissed, folks!
909
01:03:38,141 --> 01:03:41,894
Frankenstein systematically
destroys Zombie Man
910
01:03:41,978 --> 01:03:44,063
with a deluge of blows.
911
01:03:44,147 --> 01:03:45,731
Tremendous.
912
01:03:45,816 --> 01:03:47,983
Who is this indestructible Zombie?
913
01:03:48,068 --> 01:03:51,654
I've never seen someone withstand
such an ass-kicking!
914
01:03:51,738 --> 01:03:53,739
Zombie Man knocked out of the ring.
915
01:03:53,824 --> 01:03:56,200
Now we're in for some
graveyard action!
916
01:04:01,039 --> 01:04:03,541
Frankenstein with a
choke-hold move,
917
01:04:03,625 --> 01:04:08,087
lifting Zombie Man off his feet and
slamming him hard to the ground.
918
01:04:08,171 --> 01:04:10,089
What a crippling move, Buzz.
919
01:04:13,134 --> 01:04:15,052
And cover your eyes, Sid!
920
01:04:15,136 --> 01:04:18,347
Frankenstein has squashed
Zombie Man's head
921
01:04:18,390 --> 01:04:20,516
with a brutal foot stomp.
922
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:22,351
Zombie Man is done!
923
01:04:24,229 --> 01:04:26,438
Frankenstein wins.
924
01:04:26,523 --> 01:04:29,191
Brain-crushing foot stomp.
925
01:04:29,276 --> 01:04:31,360
You know that was an
unbelievable match.
926
01:04:31,403 --> 01:04:33,195
Frankenstein has done it again!
927
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:39,285
Hey, and the winner of the
match is Frankenstein!
928
01:04:39,369 --> 01:04:42,204
And there appears to
be some commotion
929
01:04:42,247 --> 01:04:45,291
going on at the back of
the graveyard, Sid.
930
01:04:45,375 --> 01:04:48,252
There's trouble a brewing
near the old hill, Buzz.
931
01:04:48,336 --> 01:04:51,297
I told you to mind
your own business.
932
01:04:51,381 --> 01:04:56,302
The soil is cursed, boy. Something
evil has been unearthed.
933
01:04:56,386 --> 01:04:59,054
You're all doomed.
934
01:04:59,097 --> 01:05:02,474
For the Love of God. The dead
are rising from their graves,
935
01:05:02,559 --> 01:05:06,478
answering the call of distress from
Zombie Man's untimely death.
936
01:05:06,563 --> 01:05:09,899
Unbelievable, ladies and gentlemen!
937
01:05:09,983 --> 01:05:13,736
In death, Zombie Man has summoned
an army of undead
938
01:05:13,820 --> 01:05:17,573
united against Frankenstein.
939
01:05:17,657 --> 01:05:20,951
Holy crap, Buzz! This is insanity!
940
01:05:23,705 --> 01:05:26,624
Wait a minute, girls, here comes the
zombies! Every man for himself.
941
01:05:26,708 --> 01:05:29,793
Run!
942
01:05:29,878 --> 01:05:35,090
For the first time in the history
of professional sports, folks,
943
01:05:35,133 --> 01:05:39,094
we are witnessing the living dead
rising from their graves
944
01:05:39,179 --> 01:05:41,805
to confront Frankenstein.
945
01:05:41,890 --> 01:05:45,351
Now, we've seen tag-teams
before, Buzz.
946
01:05:45,435 --> 01:05:49,063
But six on one is unheard of.
947
01:05:57,781 --> 01:05:59,949
And Frankenstein escapes
the graveyard,
948
01:06:00,033 --> 01:06:02,785
and runs for cover into the crypt.
949
01:06:02,869 --> 01:06:05,287
No sense for him to
stick around, Sid.
950
01:06:05,330 --> 01:06:08,123
He's got another fight
ahead of him.
951
01:06:22,347 --> 01:06:25,849
And now the Colonel goes down
at the side of the ring.
952
01:06:25,934 --> 01:06:27,893
These zombies are out of control.
953
01:06:27,978 --> 01:06:29,979
And we may be next, Sidney.
954
01:06:30,063 --> 01:06:32,147
Don't worry about it,
Buzz. I'm packing!
955
01:06:32,190 --> 01:06:34,566
I'll take care of you.
956
01:06:34,651 --> 01:06:36,485
Sweet potato fries!
957
01:07:01,261 --> 01:07:02,720
Good work there, Sid.
958
01:07:06,516 --> 01:07:08,392
That doesn't look very
good, Sidney.
959
01:07:08,476 --> 01:07:10,769
Just a scratch, Buzz.
960
01:07:10,854 --> 01:07:12,521
Just a scratch.
961
01:07:12,605 --> 01:07:14,314
Doesn't look so good.
962
01:07:41,176 --> 01:07:43,093
Why?
963
01:07:56,316 --> 01:08:00,277
And we're back on the air
in the announcer's booth,
964
01:08:00,361 --> 01:08:04,073
and I regret to inform
you that Sasquatch Sid
965
01:08:04,157 --> 01:08:08,327
has sustained a minor injury
to his hands, folks.
966
01:08:08,411 --> 01:08:10,954
That's correct. I had a
tussle with a zombie
967
01:08:11,039 --> 01:08:13,415
and suffered a small bite wound.
968
01:08:13,500 --> 01:08:16,835
But I put a little alcohol
on it and I feel fine.
969
01:08:16,920 --> 01:08:18,587
Really I do.
970
01:08:18,630 --> 01:08:20,672
Now, let's get back to the fights.
971
01:08:20,757 --> 01:08:24,176
Yes, and we'll keep an eye on
Sid as the evening advances.
972
01:08:24,260 --> 01:08:28,138
Monster Brawl Heavyweight
Championship Match.
973
01:08:28,223 --> 01:08:31,183
Frankenstein vs. Werewolf.
974
01:08:31,267 --> 01:08:35,312
So, what makes me think
I have a chance in Hell
975
01:08:35,396 --> 01:08:38,107
of beating Frankenstein?
976
01:08:38,149 --> 01:08:40,984
vengeance.
977
01:08:41,069 --> 01:08:42,945
It is true
978
01:08:43,029 --> 01:08:46,782
that I am a wretch.
979
01:08:46,825 --> 01:08:50,702
I have murdered the lovely
and the helpless.
980
01:08:50,787 --> 01:08:53,872
It was a monster that took my wife.
981
01:08:53,957 --> 01:08:57,126
It was a monster that
took my child.
982
01:08:57,210 --> 01:09:00,045
It was a monster that
took my life away,
983
01:09:00,130 --> 01:09:03,966
so I guess you could say I don't
like monsters very much!
984
01:09:05,176 --> 01:09:06,718
I have strangled
985
01:09:06,803 --> 01:09:09,638
the innocent as they slept.
986
01:09:09,722 --> 01:09:11,974
I don't care if they're zombies,
987
01:09:12,016 --> 01:09:14,476
I don't care if they're vampires.
988
01:09:14,561 --> 01:09:16,395
Hell, you saw what I
did to Swamp Gut!
989
01:09:16,479 --> 01:09:18,272
My reign
990
01:09:19,440 --> 01:09:21,817
is not yet over.
991
01:09:21,860 --> 01:09:24,820
So, Frankenstein, you can come
at me with your big, dumb,
992
01:09:24,904 --> 01:09:29,158
stitched-up face and your
"roar-roar-roar Father."
993
01:09:29,242 --> 01:09:30,993
And it ain't gonna do a damn thing.
994
01:09:31,077 --> 01:09:33,203
Come on,
995
01:09:33,288 --> 01:09:34,705
my enemy.
996
01:09:36,332 --> 01:09:39,209
We have yet to wrestle
for our lives.
997
01:09:46,759 --> 01:09:50,387
So, after four explosive
and gory fights,
998
01:09:50,471 --> 01:09:53,348
we've reached the moment we've
all been waiting for.
999
01:09:53,433 --> 01:09:58,854
The final main event featuring
Frankenstein from the Undead realm
1000
01:09:58,938 --> 01:10:01,356
pitted against Werewolf,
1001
01:10:01,441 --> 01:10:04,443
the torchbearer of all
evil creatures.
1002
01:10:04,527 --> 01:10:06,737
That's right, Buzz.
1003
01:10:06,821 --> 01:10:09,907
Bookies in Vegas were
paying 200 to 1 odds
1004
01:10:09,991 --> 01:10:13,285
on Werewolf from the outset.
1005
01:10:13,369 --> 01:10:15,913
To see him
1006
01:10:15,997 --> 01:10:17,873
claw his way into the finals
1007
01:10:17,916 --> 01:10:20,584
is nothing short of miraculous.
1008
01:10:20,668 --> 01:10:22,628
As for Frankenstein he is
1009
01:10:22,712 --> 01:10:25,088
after all,
1010
01:10:25,173 --> 01:10:28,258
the most legendary monster
of all time,
1011
01:10:28,343 --> 01:10:30,761
so no surprise that he would
1012
01:10:32,388 --> 01:10:35,891
capture the flag for
the Undead world.
1013
01:10:35,934 --> 01:10:40,729
And now Let's turn the reins over to
the Lord of the ring, Jimmy Hart!
1014
01:10:40,813 --> 01:10:44,983
The time has come for our main
event of the evening.
1015
01:10:45,068 --> 01:10:49,238
The supreme and undisputed heavyweight
monster championship
1016
01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:53,116
is at stake tonight. Ladies and
gentlemen, friends and fiends,
1017
01:10:53,201 --> 01:10:57,454
introducing first the undefeated
king of the Undead Conference.
1018
01:10:57,538 --> 01:10:59,248
The eternal green giant.
1019
01:10:59,290 --> 01:11:02,251
The electrifying, the
death-defying,
1020
01:11:02,335 --> 01:11:04,836
the indestructible demon
1021
01:11:04,921 --> 01:11:10,342
Frankenstein!
1022
01:11:23,648 --> 01:11:26,441
Strap yourself into the
electric chair, people.
1023
01:11:26,526 --> 01:11:30,779
This is gonna get crazy here
at the Hillside Necropolis
1024
01:11:30,822 --> 01:11:35,284
as Frankenstein faces
down the Werewolf
1025
01:11:35,368 --> 01:11:39,997
in a legendary showdown
for monster supremacy.
1026
01:11:40,081 --> 01:11:43,542
And the stats are just staggering
1027
01:11:43,626 --> 01:11:46,628
for Frankenstein, Buzz.
1028
01:11:46,671 --> 01:11:50,048
Over 450 pounds.
1029
01:11:50,133 --> 01:11:54,469
Biceps are 30 inches.
Thighs 40 inches.
1030
01:11:54,554 --> 01:11:58,640
Have you ever seen a bigger
combatant in the history
1031
01:11:58,680 --> 01:12:00,559
of professional sports?
1032
01:12:09,610 --> 01:12:12,154
And his opponent, fighting
out of the wood crypt,
1033
01:12:12,196 --> 01:12:15,657
the crusader of all evil creatures
from across the globe.
1034
01:12:15,700 --> 01:12:18,910
The beast of sacred
lore, Canus Lupus,
1035
01:12:18,995 --> 01:12:22,664
the lunar death-dealer Werewolf!
1036
01:12:53,029 --> 01:12:57,032
And look at the menacing way both
monsters are staring at each other.
1037
01:12:57,075 --> 01:13:00,869
The Werewolf beaming
with unbridled rage
1038
01:13:00,912 --> 01:13:03,455
as he sizes up the big man.
1039
01:13:27,313 --> 01:13:30,232
And Werewolf makes the first move
as he whips off the rope
1040
01:13:30,316 --> 01:13:34,361
for a take-down, but Frankenstein
doesn't even flinch, Sid.
1041
01:13:36,614 --> 01:13:39,741
And now he tries to
land a few blows,
1042
01:13:39,784 --> 01:13:44,079
but Frankenstein is virtually
immune to this stuff.
1043
01:13:44,122 --> 01:13:46,456
It's child's play to him, Buzz.
1044
01:13:46,541 --> 01:13:49,167
And now Frankenstein retaliates
1045
01:13:49,252 --> 01:13:51,920
and throws the Werewolf
into the corner.
1046
01:13:51,963 --> 01:13:54,005
Magnificent.
1047
01:14:11,107 --> 01:14:14,776
And somebody better call
the Humane Society.
1048
01:14:14,861 --> 01:14:20,365
Because we're witnessing extreme
animal abuse here tonight.
1049
01:14:23,119 --> 01:14:25,996
Couple of big blows
from Frankenstein
1050
01:14:26,080 --> 01:14:28,707
and he is pummeling Werewolf.
1051
01:14:28,791 --> 01:14:32,560
And a big slam by Frankenstein
sends the Werewolf crashing
1052
01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:33,837
to the canvas mat.
1053
01:14:33,921 --> 01:14:37,799
Look out! Frankenstein comes
down hard on Werewolf.
1054
01:15:03,117 --> 01:15:06,077
Werewolf has done the
impossible, folks.
1055
01:15:06,162 --> 01:15:09,247
Frankenstein is down and out.
1056
01:15:12,001 --> 01:15:13,752
Spectacular.
1057
01:15:19,550 --> 01:15:24,095
Werewolf performs a doomsday
figure four leg lock.
1058
01:15:41,656 --> 01:15:45,450
And now Frankenstein breaks
free from the hold.
1059
01:16:20,778 --> 01:16:23,960
And now he gets in a couple
of mammoth hooks to the cobbled
1060
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:25,156
frame of Frankenstein
1061
01:16:25,241 --> 01:16:28,410
and lands a heavy punch
to the face.
1062
01:16:29,870 --> 01:16:32,455
Now he's using his brains, Buzz.
1063
01:16:35,459 --> 01:16:37,252
That's right, Sid.
1064
01:16:37,336 --> 01:16:41,631
Smart defensive prowess on
behalf of the Werewolf.
1065
01:16:41,716 --> 01:16:45,802
And now the Werewolf attempting
a bodyslam of Frankenstein.
1066
01:16:45,886 --> 01:16:48,013
And this is a gamble folks.
1067
01:16:48,097 --> 01:16:51,266
Oh, no! Frankenstein
is just too heavy,
1068
01:16:51,309 --> 01:16:54,185
and now the Werewolf
is paying the price
1069
01:16:54,270 --> 01:16:58,481
as nearly a half a cubic ton comes
crashing on top of him.
1070
01:16:59,942 --> 01:17:04,279
I'm getting awfully hungry, Buzz.
1071
01:17:04,322 --> 01:17:07,490
Okay, Sid. We'll be going to
the rippers after the show
1072
01:17:07,575 --> 01:17:08,825
just like we planned.
1073
01:17:30,348 --> 01:17:33,475
Frankenstein using those gigantic
hands like a python
1074
01:17:33,559 --> 01:17:35,977
squeezing its prey.
1075
01:17:36,062 --> 01:17:40,482
And we can literally hear the bones
of the Werewolf being pulverized
1076
01:17:40,566 --> 01:17:42,651
under that heavy pressure.
1077
01:17:42,735 --> 01:17:45,236
Discombobulating.
1078
01:17:47,323 --> 01:17:49,699
The Werewolf is out cold, folks.
1079
01:17:49,784 --> 01:17:51,159
He is dead!
1080
01:17:57,166 --> 01:18:02,212
Frankenstein is now the Monster
Brawl Heavyweight Champion.
1081
01:18:02,296 --> 01:18:04,005
Can you believe it, Sid?
1082
01:18:04,048 --> 01:18:06,591
Can you believe it, Sid?
1083
01:18:06,676 --> 01:18:08,301
Sid?
1084
01:18:10,179 --> 01:18:13,348
Sasquatch Sid has gone
silent, folks.
1085
01:18:23,526 --> 01:18:26,277
Welcome back, folks.
I'm Buzz Chambers,
1086
01:18:26,362 --> 01:18:29,698
and we are back on the air again
here at Monster Brawl.
1087
01:18:29,740 --> 01:18:34,536
Ladies and gentlemen, it is with a
heavy heart that I must inform you
1088
01:18:34,578 --> 01:18:38,373
that former champion Sasquatch Sid
1089
01:18:38,457 --> 01:18:42,544
has been destroyed like
a mongrel dog.
1090
01:18:42,628 --> 01:18:46,881
He is survived by his
13 kids, 5 ex-wives.
1091
01:18:46,924 --> 01:18:49,759
He was 58 years old.
1092
01:18:49,844 --> 01:18:52,053
And now, back to the action.
1093
01:19:04,358 --> 01:19:07,152
Girls, there's a storm coming.
This doesn't look good.
1094
01:19:07,236 --> 01:19:09,738
We gotta get to higher ground. Come
on, Let's get out of here.
1095
01:19:09,780 --> 01:19:12,490
Come on, get out of
here. Quick, quick!
1096
01:19:12,575 --> 01:19:16,244
And ladies and gentlemen, we have
a storm brewing in the distance,
1097
01:19:16,328 --> 01:19:22,083
as Central Michigan is under a
severe electrical storm alert.
1098
01:19:22,126 --> 01:19:26,588
And things are getting sinister here
at the Hillside Necropolis.
1099
01:19:43,230 --> 01:19:48,109
Frankenstein parading around the
ring with the championship belt.
1100
01:20:19,475 --> 01:20:21,976
But wait a moment, folks.
1101
01:20:22,019 --> 01:20:25,063
Wait a moment. Werewolf
is getting up.
1102
01:20:26,899 --> 01:20:30,235
The Werewolf refuses
to be put to sleep
1103
01:20:30,319 --> 01:20:33,696
as he miraculously stands up now
1104
01:20:33,781 --> 01:20:35,824
and hits Frankenstein in the back
1105
01:20:35,908 --> 01:20:39,160
catching the big man off guard.
1106
01:20:39,245 --> 01:20:42,205
And Werewolf to the offensive now,
1107
01:20:42,289 --> 01:20:45,041
dealing Frankenstein a series
of mortal blows.
1108
01:20:50,005 --> 01:20:52,257
Frankenstein smokes Werewolf
1109
01:20:52,341 --> 01:20:57,178
with a gargantuan uppercut, sending
him flying to the ground.
1110
01:21:23,414 --> 01:21:26,440
And Frankenstein removes
one of those heavy stone
1111
01:21:26,480 --> 01:21:27,959
columns from the crypt,
1112
01:21:28,043 --> 01:21:31,629
and swings it like a baseball bat.
1113
01:21:31,714 --> 01:21:33,631
One blow from that column, folks,
1114
01:21:33,716 --> 01:21:35,967
and this fight would be over.
1115
01:21:46,812 --> 01:21:50,106
Werewolf with a quick dodge
and he runs in with a kick,
1116
01:21:50,190 --> 01:21:54,736
knocking the column away
from Frankenstein.
1117
01:21:56,447 --> 01:21:59,574
And the Werewolf is
in full control.
1118
01:22:06,040 --> 01:22:08,416
Werewolf picks up a tombstone
1119
01:22:08,459 --> 01:22:11,294
and smashes it over Frankenstein,
1120
01:22:11,378 --> 01:22:14,464
who crumples to the ground.
1121
01:22:14,548 --> 01:22:16,424
And now he grabs another one
1122
01:22:16,467 --> 01:22:20,011
and delivers a second
unforgiving blow.
1123
01:22:28,437 --> 01:22:32,357
And a third one! Frankenstein
is done for, folks,
1124
01:22:32,441 --> 01:22:37,153
as the Werewolf gets in three
unanswered tombstone blasts.
1125
01:22:38,948 --> 01:22:42,283
And Frankenstein is
down for the count.
1126
01:22:44,662 --> 01:22:46,204
Ah!
1127
01:22:48,540 --> 01:22:52,961
We could be looking at the first
ever Monster Brawl champion.
1128
01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:58,549
Werewolf howling to the moon.
1129
01:22:58,634 --> 01:23:01,219
But wait. Frankenstein
1130
01:23:01,303 --> 01:23:03,805
somehow rises up once more
1131
01:23:03,847 --> 01:23:07,642
and the Werewolf is oblivious.
1132
01:23:09,395 --> 01:23:12,063
Frankenstein takes Werewolf down,
1133
01:23:12,147 --> 01:23:15,358
and they resume their
graveyard tussle.
1134
01:23:50,686 --> 01:23:52,937
And he's prying at his head, folks.
1135
01:23:53,022 --> 01:23:56,399
He is prying at his--Oh, my lord!
1136
01:23:56,483 --> 01:24:02,071
Frankenstein rips the head right
off the stunned creature
1137
01:24:02,156 --> 01:24:04,907
and the Werewolf is no more.
1138
01:24:04,992 --> 01:24:07,035
Frankenstein wins.
1139
01:24:07,077 --> 01:24:09,120
Head splitter.
1140
01:24:09,204 --> 01:24:12,040
Frankenstein with a death-dealing
finisher.
1141
01:24:12,082 --> 01:24:15,960
And ladies and gentlemen, Frankenstein
has won the Brawl.
1142
01:24:16,045 --> 01:24:18,129
We have a new champion!
1143
01:24:18,213 --> 01:24:21,049
Frankenstein emerges victorious
1144
01:24:21,133 --> 01:24:23,217
after a bruising battle
1145
01:24:23,302 --> 01:24:27,472
with the surprisingly
resilient Werewolf.
1146
01:24:49,078 --> 01:24:50,703
But wait a minute.
1147
01:24:50,788 --> 01:24:53,331
Something is going on over
by the wood crypt.
1148
01:24:53,415 --> 01:24:58,878
Perhaps a secret fighter to challenge
Frankenstein's reign.
1149
01:25:01,840 --> 01:25:03,674
And the Colonel
1150
01:25:03,759 --> 01:25:06,511
is making a comeback, folks.
1151
01:25:06,595 --> 01:25:09,138
I don't believe it.
1152
01:25:10,140 --> 01:25:12,934
Frankenstein!
1153
01:25:15,020 --> 01:25:20,149
Colonel Crookshanks is back
from beyond the grave
1154
01:25:20,234 --> 01:25:23,820
to confront his mortal
nemesis Frankenstein
1155
01:25:23,904 --> 01:25:27,782
in a clash for the ages.
1156
01:25:27,825 --> 01:25:31,035
Oh, don't nail that coffin
closed, yet, folks.
1157
01:25:31,120 --> 01:25:35,331
We have another brawl going
down here at the cemetery.
1158
01:25:40,712 --> 01:25:43,256
He throws the Monster Brawl
belt to the ground
1159
01:25:43,298 --> 01:25:45,383
and steps on it,
1160
01:25:45,467 --> 01:25:49,971
in an act of complete disrespect
towards the champ.
1161
01:25:54,935 --> 01:25:57,019
Don't turn that channel, folks.
1162
01:25:57,104 --> 01:26:00,481
This is going to get nasty!
1163
01:28:54,990 --> 01:28:58,743
Of course I'm excited. I feel like an
elephant is sitting on my tongue.
1164
01:28:58,827 --> 01:29:01,600
Let me tell you this right now.
I've been in Madison Square
1165
01:29:01,640 --> 01:29:02,747
Garden, sold-out crowd.
1166
01:29:02,831 --> 01:29:05,499
I've been all over the world, main
event. Hall of Fame ring.
1167
01:29:05,542 --> 01:29:09,003
But this is the most excitement
I've had in so long. Of course!
1168
01:29:09,046 --> 01:29:12,673
Oh, my favorite monsters? We had
Frankenstein there, Cyclops was there,
1169
01:29:12,758 --> 01:29:14,216
Witch Bitch was--
1170
01:29:17,012 --> 01:29:19,722
Zombies? Oh, please,
give me a break.
1171
01:29:19,806 --> 01:29:21,932
I can't stand zombies. Let me--huh?
1172
01:29:22,017 --> 01:29:24,518
You know what? I was telling
my friend on the phone
1173
01:29:24,561 --> 01:29:26,354
that you're awesome zombie--
1174
01:29:28,065 --> 01:29:32,026
Please call 911!
89161
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