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my face

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starring tommy rettig as jeff miller

jan clayton as his mother ellen

george cleveland as gramps

and of course

lassie

hi

who's he

well

just in time boys this is malcolm adams

he and his mother are visiting the

wilsons but she had to go to capitol

city with martha so we're taking care of

him for the day

i forgot i had a church meeting but i

won't be long so you play with malcolm

till i get back we can't mom

why not this is the last day mr jenkins

is holding the chemistry set for us we

don't buy it today he'll sell out to

higgy

i don't see what one thing has to do

with the other we need five dollars to

buy the chemistry set all we got is 3.99

we got to go out and try and make the

other dollar in one cent doing something

what for instance i don't know songwood

for joe king maybe or cleaning out my

pops henhouse

would you rather saw wood and clean out

a hen house than take care of malcolm

i don't know what you mean mom

i'll contribute the dollar one cent you

will

if you play nicely with malcolm and take

good care of him

well i've got to run now

eat your cookies and drink your milk

there so you can play with jeff and

porky

mom

we need the money now why oh i told you

today's the last day oh don't worry

about it i'll talk to mr jenkins bye

mom

you sure it's all right

am i sure what's all right well we've

been saving and working an awful long

time to get that chemistry set i told

you not to worry about it you just take

good care of malcolm now be nice to him

all right

helen

yes uh pick me up found the pipe tobacco

with you burly and if you get a chance

stop by the depot and see if them

tractor lugs as i ordered came in

that all well that's all i can think of

now then i better get out of here before

you think of something else

bye

right now

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bye

where's the little boy in the kitchen

with porky now i gotta set up some bean

poles in the garden so uh you keep your

eye on mochi mom's paying us a dollar

and one cent to take care of them she is

what's the one cent for well we saved up

3.99 so mom's giving us the dollar and

one cent to make up the five dollars for

the chemistry set chemistry said so

that's what you're saving up for

you ain't satisfied with tearing up the

place now you want to blow it up huh

well i'll be in the garden back at the

brown if you need me

and look at joe king calls tell him

grains meetings change to tuesday

instead of monday this weekend okay

what's the matter don't you like cookies

good i can't get him to talk he's

bashful

you don't have to be afraid of us

malcolm we're going to play with you

now what would you like to play

baseball

basketball

he's too little

he is not he's a big boy aren't you

malcolm

maybe he can't talk

let me see your tongue

got one

is that a real flower

can i smell it

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wait a minute

porky can't you think a joke

some joke

we gotta be nice to this kid the mom

gets here we don't get the dollar and

one cent from her

you don't have to drink all your milk if

you don't want to

come on in the parlor i got a new comic

magazine i'll read it to you

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hiding in the gulch waiting for sheriff

dan to move down toward the valley where

plague and peters the two wrestlers

sheriff dan was tracking

this isn't scaring it too much is it

malcolm

these men would stop at nothing suddenly

whitey stopped sheriff dan dismounted

and drew his guns and carefully crawling

along the ground he came where the two

killers were hidden behind a massive

boulder

suddenly a shot rang out

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huh

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no more feet

i'll take it easy just let me at him let

me at him

malcolm be a good little boy will you

please

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what are you holding me for

porky

stay there

be a good little boy won't you please

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you sure you don't want something to eat

malcolm let me fix something for him

leave him alone

get a couple of glasses i'll get the

milk

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that kid's a real monster all kids are

like that

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[Applause]

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hmm

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what's the matter

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yes

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wow

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one poop jeff just one poke

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keep him in here lassie don't let him

get out

i don't care if we never get the

chemistry said don't be a dope i'm

telling you that kid comes near me again

when i'm clobbering

and if i was you

i wouldn't trust him in the same room

with lassie

you can't do anything to her that's what

you think

nice lassie

nice lassie

nice girl

nice

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he got away

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you all right

yeah but if i ever get my hands on that

kid that's porky we only got a little

while longer mom will be home soon

anyway i got a great idea

we'll take him out from the woods and

tell him we're gonna play cowboys and

indians

and then when we get him out there we'll

tie him to a tree and keep them tied

their mom gets home okay

okay

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we're gonna camp here

you'll build a fire and you tie up my

horse

how am i gonna build a fire without

matches make believe

make that fire good

give me the rope

what for because i want it

what do you want it for give it i'll

tell your mother you hit me

when did i hit you

i know when

didn't your mother ever tell you what

happens to little boys who tell

fibs he begin me and scalpum

leave him alone you started it and let

me finish it cut it out you want to

spoil everything

you shouldn't kick people malcolm it's

not nice

give me the rope

what do you want the rope for

i'm gonna tie you up you and him oh yeah

you're a bad indian you gotta get tied

up

wait a minute malcolm i want the roll

i'll give it to you just wait a minute

what are you gonna tie us to that tree

why

because you're bad indians

okay

here

yeah you crazy you can let him tie us up

he's just playing yeah like he's been

playing all afternoon some fun ha ha all

we gotta do is keep them happy a little

while longer come on we're coming

don't lose your temper

stand by the tree how about let's go

hunting with a bow and arrow malcolm

want to shoot a buffalo

no

an elephant

no

a lion no

what do you want to do tie you up

get over there

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hold this

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hey not so tight

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oh he's just playing huh take it easy

now you can't get away

nope we're your prisoners

where are you going

i'm hungry i'm going home you better

untie us first

no you're bad indians you gotta stay

tied up forever and ever and ever

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i'm gonna clobber that kid

i'm gonna murder him

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bite the knot girl

pick it up that's the way

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go on fight it

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good girl

now go around the tree

go around the tree lassie go on around

that's it now go around again

go on

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porky wait porky

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what's going on here are you

you two ought to be ashamed of

yourselves

but graham you go to your room and stay

there that's mr miller i don't want to

hear anything out of you either two big

boys picking on a poor little kid like

this and now you're gonna be all right

you wait your father hears about this

party but he'll can you good that's all

ramsay you get in your room and stay

there before i lose my temper i'll take

care of you later

yeah

come on now we'll get you kind of

cleaned up are you feeling all right

boy we sure made a mess of things

malcolm

what'd you have to do it for i don't

know i couldn't help it jeff i was

burning up inside

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it's your mom

i thought that meeting would never end

what happened yeah they held his head

under the spigot and shoved his face in

the mud

whoo

jeff and porky

where are they in gesture

there got the worst of it off now we got

to get you some clean clothes

there's some stuff out in the barn that

jeff grew out of now you stay right here

watching that's right

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so

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i can't believe that nice little boy did

all the things you say he did i wouldn't

lie to you mom you know i wouldn't

honest miss miller i got a bump on my

head where i felt when he tripped us and

look at my leg

he did that sure he kicked me twice

we didn't do anything to him

until he tied us to a tree and hit porky

with a slingshot

i brought your chemistry set back with

me but i am not going to give it to you

if i find out you bullied that little

boy we didn't mom honest we didn't

i'm not so sure

he looks like a little angel

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i'm going to get to the bottom of this

both of you march

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that child's in there

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classic go get him go get him laughing

go girl

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are you all right

help gramps

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there's my grams

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are you all right yes where's the little

boy in there oh

what happened i don't know we heard an

explosion and the kitchen was full of

smoke

is he all right

since i get these clothes off get him

cleaned up a little bit i think he will

be i got some of jeff's old stuff in a

trunk out in the barn

jeff get a pair of levi's and a shirt

for me will you please go out the front

way

i think i know what happened what

i left the boys chemistry set in the

kitchen and i uh i'm afraid this little

fellow got into it

is that what you did

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boy malcolm sure made a mess of this

chemistry set there's nothing left

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you wait right here

don't move

i'll bring the car

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a minute malcolm

you forgot something

your flower

[Laughter]

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so

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you