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You okay?
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- Hey. Hey.
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Is everything okay?
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What's-- what's up? What's--
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Where are you going?
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I'm just going.
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Dude, can you hold onto my waist
and not my tit?
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Dude, you're fucking trash!
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- What?
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Why is he here?
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I told him where we were staying.
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- What's he doing?
- I don't know.
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Why are you filming him?
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- He's hanging out with--
- Is he waiting for you?
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He's hanging out
with his little buddies.
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- I feel bad.
- Well, stop filming him then!
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So you're going in
with your man-friend?
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Yeah.
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- What about--
- And?
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What about Angus?
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I don't care right now. He's angry at me.
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Man of habit.
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Well, you'll be happy to know that I'm
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already failing to pull together
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what could be the most elevating moment
of my career.
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My hostility is seeping into my art.
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I'm fucking it all up.
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Why would that make me happy?
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Or what is the commentary on masculinity
from Jacs Gould's point of view?
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I hate men.
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- You don't hate men. No.
- I do.
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- I hate men.
- No.
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- I hate men!
- You don't hate me.
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Sure.
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I mean unless you do.
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That kitchen cupboard
got me pretty well in the back.
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- Stop. Stop.
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Promise I'll never do anything like that
ever, ever, ever again.
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- Gosh.
- It's okay.
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I shouldn't-- I also apologise
for the unsolicited kiss.
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I was wrong.
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No, don't be. It's okay. I was just...
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a little caught off guard.
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- It was nice actually.
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Oh my God.
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- Look at you, you freak.
- Oh.
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- Yeah, boy's first party shirt.
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Did Kel take this?
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Hmm?
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Uh. No. No, I did.
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What?
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Huh.
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When? I have like zero recollection.
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I look kind of hot.
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- For a change.
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Yeah.
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It was-- it was that weekend.
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Do you regret it?
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I'm glad Kel never knew.
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Is this the modern-day binoculars?
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Are you a pro?
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Professional photographer,
amateur pervert.
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- Well, you gotta start somewhere.
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You wouldn't happen to be free
on Saturday to shoot my mate's wedding?
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- Um.
- Their guy's come down sick.
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Apart from being
horribly bitter and single,
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weddings are a waking nightmare
to my creative soul.
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Hmm. I can relate.
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Oh well, worth a shot.
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- Good luck with your perving.
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What do you do?
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Architect.
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- You look surprised.
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Oh, well, I mean, no offence.
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Um, you just look more like a board shaper
that went to France once.
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- Are you local?
- Proud extradite.
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Oh! What banishment crime did you commit?
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You know, having a fucking brain.
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Tickets on yourself.
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Yeah.
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I have a friend actually, um,
a mate does weddings.
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Why don't you give me your name
and I'll get them to DM you?
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Yeah, great.
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Mick Davids.
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Have him reach out.
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Will do.
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Shame it won't be you.
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- Mum?
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Do you like him?
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Yeah, I mean, I-- I barely know him.
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Does he treat you with respect?
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He's lovely.
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Makes me laugh a lot.
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Good.
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Well, if he's rude to you...
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- you get him.
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Well, maybe you can give him
the benefit of the doubt for now.
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Nah, I'm more of a...
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guilty till proven innocent
kind of person.
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Good luck with that.
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I'm excited you're going to a wedding.
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The bride is really sweet.
I met her the other day.
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She's only 27, but she's so together.
She's got her own veterinary clinic.
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She's a very impressive young woman.
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You know that people say that about me?
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I didn't say they didn't.
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- I'm not comparing you.
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- You look good.
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♪ What you gonna do ♪
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♪ When you say to a man ♪
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♪ He has lost control? ♪
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♪ Take a look at him now ♪
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♪ He has lost his soul ♪
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♪ He's brave enough as I can be ♪
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♪ I should tell him so ♪
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♪ The weight of the world
Is on his shoulders ♪
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♪ What you going to do ♪
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♪ With all those lonely nights ♪
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♪ Lying by yourself? ♪
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♪ Won't you put up a fight? ♪
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- Come on.
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- How about have a dance with your mother?
- I'm working.
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- Oh, come on, loosen up.
- Mum, I'm sober.
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- Loosen up. Come on.
- Fucking hell.
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Lots of...
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nice-looking young men here today.
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Hmm. True. So you and Barry,
not exclusive?
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- For you, you idiot.
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I don't-- I don't know.
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What are you...
What's your ideal man for me, then?
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Someone with a job?
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Well, you know what? I actually think
I wouldn't mind that myself.
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- Yeah.
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I don't know. Someone kind and caring.
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Understanding.
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Does that exist?
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Yes, of course it exists.
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It does.
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Look at Barry.
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- Well, you know.
- Hey--
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- What the fuck? You okay?
- Fuck it! I got a sister, mate.
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- Oi! Oi! Calm down. What the fuck!
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- Baby.
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- Come on, come on, sweetheart.
- Stand up.
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- Oh, we'll get you some ice, hey?
- Yeah, it'll do nice.
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I'm not having you go back out there.
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- We'll get-- we'll get your stuff.
- I'm fine. I'm fine.
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It's-- it's not a problem
if you change your mind, Jacko.
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I'll-- I'll just come back.
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- I'll bring the car around.
- Thanks, Barry.
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Jacko?
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He's trying.
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- I'm sorry.
- It's not your fault.
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I forget what you're going through...
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with Kel.
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I didn't understand the photograph.
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- It was just...
- Okay.
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It was confronting.
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You have every right to be curious.
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You're very creative.
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Are you high?
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- What did Barry give you?
- No.
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Aren't I allowed to say something nice
about my daughter?
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Yeah, no. You're supposed to say
nice things quite regularly.
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Okay, no need to stay out
too late tonight.
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Okay.
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And keep the ice on it.
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Photographer...
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and valet attendant?
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I'm sure you shouldn't be driving, hey?
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- You going to dump me in the bush?
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No, I'm just trying to prevent
an innocent family having a head-on.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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I'll bill you for the nose job.
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So, on a scale of one to ten,
how scummy do you feel?
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Six.
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Six?
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What do you want to hear?
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Ten.
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No, I mean, like, remorse leaves
a level of redeemability, right?
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True. But I was hit first.
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What does it feel like?
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To be a cunt?
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To beat the crap out of somebody.
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I mean, it's fucking good.
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I've only dreamed about it.
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Fuck me.
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- What a day.
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Drink?
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- No. Water.
- I'm all out of water.
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Why don't you tell me something
that if you were on a date,
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- they would flip a table and leave?
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- What is this?
- It's a game.
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- Sounds like an interrogation to me.
- No, it's fun.
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- Okay. You first.
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Okay.
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Well...
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I threw my head into a toilet roll holder
200
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and bust my eyebrow open
to get a guy's attention.
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Fuck.
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- Pathetic, right?
- No, it makes me want to give you a hug.
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Really?
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You.
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Uh, I fucked an ex's sister...
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to get back at her after she called me
a "belligerent man-child".
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Hmm. Kind of just...
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doubled down on it, right?
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Yeah, I realised that in hindsight.
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Um, which ex?
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- It was a couple of years ago.
- Mm-hmm.
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Has to be in the last six months.
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Yeah. Yeah, it's bad.
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You might actually flip the table.
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I hit my partner.
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That's the worst, for sure.
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This was the recent ex?
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What was her name?
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Does it matter?
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- Where is she now?
- I don't want to talk about it.
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Why are you being so cagey?
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I'm not being cagey.
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That's how I talk about things
that make me feel shit
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when I'm trying to have a nice time.
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Are you gonna go now?
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No.
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- "Good girl".
- Fuck off. We're not doing that.
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Why don't you take a picture of me?
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Take a picture of me.
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Okay. Well, give me something to...
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work with.
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Hmm.
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Let's see.
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Do you like what you see?
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Why do you have a photo of my friend
on your phone?
236
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What?
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What did you do to her?
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What-- what are you playing at?
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Well, you fucking beat her. What else?
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Whoa! What the fuck is going on here?
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I fuckin' know who you are.
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Who the fuck are you talking about?
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- What did you do to her?
- Who?
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Kel, my friend. My fucking friend Kel.
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I don't know who the fuck Kel is.
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I-- I-- I don't even--
I don't even know who the fuck you are.
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- Why are you in my fucking house?
- Kel is on your phone.
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Yeah, amongst hundreds of others.
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- What the fuck?
- It's from a fucking group chat.
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Who sent it?
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- Who sent it? Show me!
- I don't fucking know. One of the boys.
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This cunt.
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You send these to each other?
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If she's worth it.
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Fucking degenerate.
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- You know what?
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I think you should leave.
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This isn't one of your fucking dreams.
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Fuck off.
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