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["It's Christmas" by Clooney]

["It's Christmas" by Clooney]

Please.

Please guys. Can we get silence?

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[engine rumbling] [Indistinct speech]

Charlie, I said I need a piss!

What you guys talking about? What you talking about?

Stop. Stop. Stop.

Jorge! Jorge!

Jorge!

Come on guys.

Keep quiet.

♪ He's only got one ball ♪

♪ The other... Is in the Albert Hall ♪

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Come on, come on, we cannot miss it!

I'm already well doing the best I can!

I know but we just can't...

Listen. If we go off the sodding road,

we'll miss more than your bloody comets!

It's not a comet!

If a comet was about to come down on us it would

[tapping]

and this is not a sodding emergency!

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Jorge, Jorge!

Jorge! [Indistinct speech]

Come on guys! [chuckling]

Tommy!

Doctor, perhaps it would be safer you sat back down.

Anything I can do for you?

No, it's okay, Jorge. Unless you have any Appenzeller?

[beeping]

Never mind.

Hello.

No.

No, I don't know.

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Hey.

Yeah, I know.

We wouldn't have to go through that,

If you let me hire the observatory at...

I know...

I know I saw that reflected in my pay...

Why don't you offer the doc a hand-job, whore-gay?

[giggling]

- Leave me alone. - Oh, I want to mate,

But I just can't, that dirty stench

of fried chorizo keeps bringing me back.

Chorizo is Spanish you moron.

You're mixing up your dago countries.

Hey, they got chorizo in Mexico!

I thought only Italians were dagoes?

- You're all pigs! - You're all pigs.

[chuckling]

Yes, as much as I would love

to debate the correct usage of racial slurs.

Is there any chance you knuckle-draggers

could keep your vile opinions to yourselves?

So what you and you gonna do about it?

[jeering]

What do you want to do?

We should do something...

but if, you know..

You don't want to make a scene?

It's okay.

- Slut. - Offering herself up.

[Indistinctly] Enjoy yourself.

He's got a stiffy!

[jeering]

Back off!

[speaking Spanish] Alright you idiots, that´s enough! All of you can go to hell, you racists assholes! I've had enough!

Oh she's gonna beat you off like a piñata.

[speaking Spanish] Son of a bitch!

Come on then!

[indistinct yelling]

What! you protecting him?

[arguing]

I'll fucking have you, and I'll fucking have you!

What is going on here?

Hello?

Are you using me as a shield?

Maybe.

Not very gallant.

Am I talking to myself?

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[arguing]

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Shut up!

[engine rumbling]

Finally... Great!

So can we find a balance... between complete silence...

and yelling at each other?

[yelling]

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Back off!

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Or what mate?

Oh, er, that reminds me...

Doctor, I still owe you the sponsorship money

for that white-collar event you're doing.

Oh yeah! Me too!

It's ten wins in a row isn't it?

Yeah, all right.

Well, maybe we were out of order.

[engine rumbling]

When we get back to Uni,

Let's lodge a formal complaint.

Then we'll see who the real winner is.

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[suspenseful music]

[ominous music] [sheep bleating]

[crashing] [screaming]

Jesus Christ!

[screeching] [crashing]

[groaning]

Oh God.

[groaning]

Fucking 'ell!

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Just where in the hell did you learn how to drive?

Is everyone okay?

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!

The rest of you, stay here. I'm gonna see what's out there.

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You're gonna see what's out there?

I'm an astronomer,

That's what we do.

I thought you just hide away in labs?

No, not my style.

[growling]

What the fuck was that?

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[suspenseful music] [Indistinct speech]

What are you doing mate? What are you fucking doing?

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Can you see it?

No. [laughing]

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Hey, Akane, I guess you waited as long as you could, right?

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[sci-fi noises]

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[Indistinct speech]

I wanna see. I wanna see.

That is fucking gross.

Excuse me, excuse me!

That is disgusting!

Mother of God!

Is that an eyeball?

Is it dead?

Is it dead?

Where's the rest of the body?

I don't know.

That head it came flying out of thin air.

Oi!

I am stone-cold sober, thank you very much!

And here's your bloody satchel.

Oh Shit!

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Come on let's go!

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Stone cold sober.

I've only had a couple.

[sci-fi noises]

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Damn it.

Weeks of planning just ruined by a sheep's head!

That'll be an odd one to explain to the Chancellor

It'll be fine Doctor.

It'll be fine Doctor.

We're exposed out here.

We should get back on the bus.

No one's stopping you.

Because no one could.

Watch out Tommy, the ice queen's on the warpath.

Doctor Serling?

What? What is it now?

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Could be a meteorite.

Excellent, Amber.

No! Stop!

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Convince them to come back. If you can.

- Are you getting any signal? - No.

Bloody countryside!

What are you going to do?

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[whispering] Oh my God!

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This one landed earlier.

What could it mean?

I don't know.

Brilliant isn't it?

[growling]

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Hello?

See there was this sheep's head

No, no, just the head.

Is that the police or the...

Hello?

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Hello?

[growling]

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Hello, can you hear me?

Hello?

Can you hear me?

[suspenseful music] [growling indistinctly]

Bloody signal.

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[screaming]

What the fuck?

What the hell is it doing?

Come on little guy.

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What do we have here?

I think it's a part of this...

Is that...

is that how you got here?

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Were you hitch-hiking?

Or is it something you made?

You don't want to catch any strange diseases...

and the alien might be infectious.

Jemma!

Wipe your hands.

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Hello!

Mr. Driver?

[speaking Japanese] Strike?

[speaking Japanese] Of course, it's England.

[speaking Japanese] Or having tea!

[speaking Japanese] Is it a drink or a type of meal?

[speaking Japanese] Make your mind up!

[beeping]

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He does resemble a hamster or guinea pig somewhat,

with those chubby chops.

Reminds me of the time I got the mumps.

Told you.

Made my cheeks all swell out.

How about... Mumpy?

Yeah, Mumpy!

Mumpy it is.

Or Serling's Alien?

Well that's an idea.

Will they let you keep him?

No. This little guy here belongs to all science.

Plus you already have a pet.

[squeaking]

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[whispering] What... the... fuck!

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Look at it.

Oh my God!

Oh my god, guys!

Check this one out, I think he died with a boner!

Look at that?

Struck by the meteorites?

No, meteorites don't bite.

Let's keep it quiet.

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[speaking Japanese] A life has ended,

[speaking Japanese] with the passing of...

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[groaning]

[yelling]

Get off me!

[groaning]

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Alright, let's head back to the bus.

[growling]

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Get behind me.

All of you!

More creatures like Mumpy?

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No, these ones sounded different.

They sounded more...

Bitey?

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- Where's it coming from? - What is that sound?

[whispering]

We should head back.

Oh yes, Akane did say we should go back to the bus.

Oh, well it's a good thing you're here to pass on

the messages after it's too late!

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[aliens growling indistinctly]

Come on then!

No!

Come back! What you doing?

- Come on then! - Stop!

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[screaming]

Oh my God!

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

I'm sorry, It's too late.

Chris!

[screaming]

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What are they?

I don't know.

What do you mean you don't know?

What do you want me to say? They're Klingons?

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All your family has come to collect you...

You're a heartless bastard.

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[growling]

[growling]

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I think it's the satchel!

[growling]

No! You can't take him!

[growling]

[growling]

Sorry, why can't they have it?

Mumpy's not an 'it'.

But under the circumstances. If it's between us and...

No way.

They don't get to kill Chris and just leave.

What do you creatures want with Mumpy anyway?

He hardly seems like a threat?

You guys want to eat him?

Want to study him?

I am an academic myself on this planet.

Perhaps I can help?

[growling]

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Leave my students alone!

Take me!

Take the leader!

Or perhaps we can talk about it a little further.

Excuse me, this is not Brexit.

Doctor, I think we're better off running.

[growling]

You want him?

Come and get him.

[growling]

Run!

[screaming]

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[screaming]

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Jorge!

Jorge!

[whispering] Thank you.

[stabbing]

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[growling]

This way!

[squeaking]

[growling]

[firing]

[screaming]

How the fuck did you get here so fast?

Chris?

Tommy! Wait!

Don't Tommy,

Tommy wait!

Sorry mate.

Let's get you to a doctor, yeah?

Hey?

[growling]

Jesus Christ!

[screaming]

[screaming]

No, no! I'm sorry! We need to leave!

We can't, I'm not going!

Kim!

[yelling]

Run this way!

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[growling]

The weather is changing now.

We better hurry up.

[panting]

The bus must be here somewhere.

It isn't here.

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We should all get shelter.

Alright follow me

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[screaming]

Correct change please.

Akane?

Okay come on, come on everyone to the bus.

No, just give me a minute.

Give me a minute.

Okay!

Jemma, we have to go.

We have to go now.

Jemma, come on in?

[screaming]

NO!

[screaming]

[screaming]

[growling] [yelling]

Akane, open the doors!

I need to save the Doctor!

Open the doors!

[punching]

- Get in! - Doctor, get in!

[groaning]

Get in.

- Shut the doors! - Get in!

[growling]

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[growling]

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[growling]

[engine rumbling]

I thought the bus was dead.

In Japan...

we know cars.

Well let me know if I can help you?

Alright?

Alright?

[growling]

We're pretty beat up.

There's a small town over here.

Perhaps we can make it at least that far?

Let me know if you need a break.

Uh-huh.

Does anyone have any phone signal? Mine's dead..

Not working.

Perhaps radiation from the meteorites

has something to do with it?

No, I don't think so.

Perhaps them.

The one in the back.

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[growling]

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[panting]

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[growling]

[clubbing]

[engine rumbling]

What happened with the driver?

It looked like something had killed him,

But then he came back to life and attacked me.

Zombies and aliens.

Great.

What is that?

We don't know.

But it's not one of them.

What's really going on?

An invasion?

A hunt.

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[growling]

[laughing]

Yes, yes that's much more convincing!

It's in the gait, I think.

What do you say, Vino?

Aw I love it when you call him Vino.

[chuckling]

Sorry, I but thought I saw something land in the field.

- Was it a bird? - Was it a plane?

No, a shooting star! A meteor.

Yeah, could be, I just need to call it in,

could be of interest to em...

Oh, one minute...

Oh never-mind.

Someone want a drink?

Oh yes please.

Actually we were judging Colin's zombie walk.

[chuckling]

Let's see it then?

Oh, here we go then.

[growling]

[growling]

Knob!

[laughing]

Knob.

[laughing]

[engine steaming]

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This place looks safe.

No! No! I'm not going in there!

Please, Jemma.

[speaking Spanish] Jemma, please.

We have to! You can't stay here.

Perhaps she's right.

Might be dangerous in there...

Surely less dangerous there than over here.

Excellent point, come along, Jemma.

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[panting] [shivering]

Who are you?

- Can you just let us in? - What?

Please? I'll explain everything.

And we need to call the police.

Phone's are down. But to be frank.

I'm grateful for the peace and quiet.

Mobile?

Down too, but we never get much signal out here anyway.

So could you.. try to...

What? Take you to the station? It's in the next town...

Please?

Would you like me to get him out of the way Doctor?

Anything else?

Want me to show you where my cash and bank cards are too?

- Is everything all right Vinny? - Hold on a second Colin.

Look, put yourself in my shoes.

A bunch of strangers turn up at your house.

Looking a mess,

making all sorts of demands.

There's nothing you can say to convince me to let you in?

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I'd say that's pretty convincing.

What do you think it could be, Colin?

I don't know and I don't want to.

Is this a hoax...

- Or is it? - Colin, please.

If more are coming, there's no time to lose!

Let's get moving.

You're not putting that in the car with us, are you?

We need to take it with us,

these aliens are unknown to science.

Aliens? Plural?

Is it another?

Hello, little fella.

Colin, don't!

Just, get some gloves before you touch it, just to be safe.

Seems harmless to me.

They're after him.

- But in that case... - They'll kill us anyway.

Trust us on that.

The doc's right.

We need to take the body with us.

We need to know what we are fighting.

Then it can go in your car.

They're gonna get us like they got Kim.

Like all of them.

Jemma. We're safe in here.

And if we can get to the cars then we'll get away from them.

- No, no, no, no, no! - Hold on a minute.

Jemma,

I won't let anything happen to you.

But you have to keep it together.

So, what do we do now?

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[indistinct growling]

[soft tense music]

We need to thin their numbers.

We should fight our way through them?

No. Not a chance.

Mister?

Excuse me, I think you'll find it's Captain.

Captain Vinny Williams.

Retired.

Captain, what should they do?

- They? - Ask the doc?

He's the teacher.

This is your house.

You know the ways in and out.

And I believe...

you've been in a similar situation.

Something as hopeless as this.

Your eyes...

give it away.

The memory.

The dread.

Young lady, I think you should shut your...

Ah that's it!

That's where I recognize you.

You're that guy everyone was talking about.

Ah what was it?

Erm... a rescue mission that went wrong?

That's enough out of you as well.

It's alright, Colin.

It's fine.

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We'll make our stand here.

Wouldn't it be better to lock ourselves in your office?

Or somewhere upstairs?

The loft?

Don't be so ridiculous.

We'll make a death trap for ourselves?

That's why he's in charge.

Now shh.

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[music playing]

[music playing]

[music playing]

[music ending]

[door opening]

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It's good to have a hobby in retirement.

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Doctor?

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So eh,

Why don't we get one of those?

Because I only have two.

Do the math.

It's maths. We're not Americans.

Ever shot?

Grandfather used to take us around Geneva, game hunting.

But that was with rifles.

That'll do.

[foot steps]

These things don't have much power,

So we'll have to get under their guard

and shoot them at point-blank.

Great.

Any last questions?

Oh yes, uhm...

Why the Halloween costumes at Christmas?

I meant about the plan?

Akane! What are you doing?

I thought that was obvious.

Whatever you're thinking, Akane, don't.

We're stronger together.

You quoting Instagram posts at me?

Akane! Stop this madness or I will...

Or what?

You'll throw me off the course?

You're just going to leave us?

I saved you out there,

When dear Doctor Serling lead us into a trap.

- You're blaming me? - He didn't...

He didn't know.

How many times did I say we should go back?

We shouldn't divide our forces.

You've plenty here.

They're your responsibility now.

So we're all gonna make a run for it?

You'd slow me down.

Akane! No, wait!

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[growling] She doesn't have it.

[growling] Then she does not matter.

[growling]

We need to see what we're facing first.

I agree, they may be clever than they look.

But I doubt it.

[growling] GO! You fools!

Doctor, just let her go.

But I have to get her back.

She's made her choice.

Please...

Please don't leave us.

[banging]

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[foot steps]

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[soft tense music]

[heartbeats]

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[heavy breathing]

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[tense music]

[growling]

[heavy panting]

[panting]

- Ready? - Ready.

Ready.

Ready?

Yeh, sure. Let 'em in.

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[tense music]

[shouting]

[groaning]

[soft tense music]

Whats wrong with you? Get in there!

Seriously...

Are you taking the piss?

What are you doing?

That's it...

Oh for fuck’s sake!

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[ominous music]

Get then back!

Get them out!

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Doctor! Doctor!

- Jorge! - He's gone!

[tense music]

We have a live one.

[tense music]

- Can I see? - No.

- Can I see? - No.

- Can I see? - No!

[suspenseful music]

Well that's the first wave.

- Did we win? - We didn't lose.

Yes!

Eurgh! So ugly.

[whispering] What the fuck?

[growling]

[tense music]

[tense music]

How's the leg human?

What the…

Crap!

RUN!

[gun firing]

[tense music]

I'm sorry, it was a waste of bullets.

They don't know what ammo we've got.

Perhaps it'll make them think twice.

It would help to know

More about what we're facing.

Perhaps I can help with that?

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[suspenseful music]

If you're of a squeamish disposition...

[suspenseful music]

Sorry, I think I might...

It's okay.

[squeaking]

[sizzling]

So it only melts flesh?

Oh, Lucky us.

Let's go sit down.

Okay.

Makes sense.

If these things have a ship,

they don't want to accidentally burn a hole into it.

[sighing]

Why are...

Why are you being so nice to me?

Why wouldn't I?

I've been so horrible to you.

I don't want to speak ill of the dead,

But I feel like Kim kind of led you astray.

Not as much as you might think, like I...

It's okay. Just start again.

Yeah?

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[pensive orchestration]

[pensive orchestration]

Serling.

You should come and have a look at this.

It's absolutely fascinating.

No animal this small should have a brain so large.

Could that be how they control the dead?

Some kind of...

Advanced brain power?

Maybe telepathy?

I can't say.

It would be better if we had a live specimen.

Are you volunteering to catch one?

[giggling]

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[soft music]

[suspenseful music]

[ominous music]

Must be an automatic response to his presence.

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Extraordinary!

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Colin?

No, it's okay.

[soft music]

Be careful, Colin.

[soft music]

It's like there's something in there.

[soft music]

It appears to be a...

[soft music]

[smashing]

[growling]

[tense music]

[tense music]

[growling]

[tense music]

Come on Doc, save him!

Hurry up, get it out of him!

No!

[tense music]

How many?

How many?

[tense music]

Not sure. One of them looks like he's looking for something

and there's one over there that's carrying a kind of brown

Patty, it's two!

It's two!

[tense music]

[tense music]

Oh Nessa!

Oh shit!

[screaming]

Patty!

[panting]

Patty.

Right, you bastards!

There you are!

[soft music]

Hmm. Not bad...

...but watch...

...this.

[suspenseful music]

- Fuck yeah! - [suspenseful music]

[glass shattering]

[dramatic music]

Bullseye! Taste steel, bitch!

[soft music]

[soft music]

Let's get our weapons.

Yeah.

[suspenseful music]

Amber?

[soft music playing]

It's supposed to be a moon rock.

Really?

My Dad, he always told me this story about...

going to space.

I was seven so I believed him.

He passed away later that year.

I'm sorry.

[soft music]

He loved watching the moon and stars.

So I decided to study them.

I thought you might like it.

[soft music]

Let's save it for when we get out of here.

[soft music]

Guard Mumpy.

[soft music]

It's gonna be okay.

We need to look after each other.

[soft music]

Let's do this.

[ominous music]

What's going on?

I don't know. What's going on with Colin?

Sorry...

One, two, three.

I've got a game for thee.

You run and hide

And I run and hide.

I'm going to get you...

I'm going to get you.

I'm going to get you.

One, two, three

I've got a game for thee.

You run and hide.

And I run...

Patty?

- Thee. - Patty?

Patty?

[screaming]

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[ominous music]

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[splattering]

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Doctor Serling, are you hurt?

No, I'm okay, I'm fine.

Thanks, Jorge.

Sorry, Patty.

I'm sorry.

So what the hell are those?

So is that how they're doing it?

Those things controlling the bodies like pilots?

Yes...

Destroying the head,

just like smashing on a steering wheel.

[squashing]

[tense music]

[soft music]

[soft tense music] [growling]

[growling]

Colin!

Stop! Stop him! Stop him! Come on!

[tense music]

[firing]

[firing]

[growling]

[screaming] [firing]

[tense music]

[growling]

Well, well, well.

Not as clever as you think you are, you stupid humans.

[growling]

[growling]

There he is. Get him!

[buzzing]

Let’s get outa here!

[buzzing]

[sighing]

[speaking Spanish] We are doomed doctor.

[Doctor speaking Spanish] Everything’s gonna be fine Jorge.

Everything's gonna be fine.

[soft music]

Come on let's go.

[soft music]

Jorge, can you check out the door for me please?

- Yes. - Thanks.

Oh my God!

[Doctor] What is it?

The lock is not working!

[Doctor] What? What are you saying?

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Look out!

[ominous music]

[ominous music]

Wait for the slugs!

Slugs?

They're what is causing the...

[ominous music]

Oh for fucks sake!

Hit it with this!

Jesus!

Idiot!

[tense music]

[firing]

Doctor.

You alright, Jorge?

Yeah, oh fuck!

Wow! Akane!

Damn!

I knew you couldn't abandon us!

I saw them retreating.

Figured you must have found a weakness.

Oh... well missed you too.

So?

Mumpy drove them off?

Doctor, what happened?

The noise he emitted drove them off.

But I don't understand it.

Obviously a defence mechanism of some kind,

Specifically targeted against

what must be his natural predators.

Why are we protecting him

and not the other way round?

Calm down, Akane.

[speaking Japanese] Every last one of them is stupid.

Many animals have natural defences

But they can't use them all the time.

Octopus don't have an endless supply of ink.

Perhaps...

that's why Mumpy didn't do... whatever he did...

until now.

Is there anything you don't know?

Well, I'm not a military expert like our friend here.

Why don't you ask Colin what a military expert I am?

Or Vanessa?

- Or Patty? - I was only trying to...

Well don't alright! Just don't.

I tried to even the odds but all I did was delay the inevitable.

You were right, though!

Once their numbers are reduced further,

Then we can make a break for the cars.

Oh, so now I have your approval do I?

And there it is.

You keep trying to hold it back don't you, hey?

But it's there.

Just there bubbling underneath the surface.

And that's why you really ran?

Afraid you might unleash something you can't hold back?

[ominous music]

Doctor?

If Mumpy cannot make that sound all the time

then those creatures will come back.

We have to hold them off, until Mumpy can do it again.

[soft music]

[suspenseful music]

You'll need this.

You gotta let it out, Doc.

Whatever, Vinny.

Have you heard about my medal?

No, I haven't.

I don't normally tell people about it.

Cause when I do,

They wanna know about my scars.

Tricky thing to get right, medals.

You want them to be as beautiful as possible,

Without glorifying war.

I was surprised they gave one to me.

Yeah, I remember you.

You're that army guy from the news.

Yeah.

You rescued twenty people from that little town.

That was well deserved in my opinion.

Yeah.

I'll forever be that army guy.

It was twenty-two actually.

One of them was a lady who was pregnant with twins.

They tried to pin the blame on me.

After the inquiry they decided it wasn't my fault

and gave me a medal,

bit of a PR exercise really.

So do you ever wear it?

Nah.

Only when they gave it to me.

And at the first funeral.

You went back?

To the town?

No.

There's no town.

There-s no country.

So...

What did the families say to you?

The student's parents?

Brothers and sisters? Grandparents?

What do you think they are gonna say to you?

I really don't know.

Do you ever get over the guilt?

No.

[soft music]

Never.

[soft music]

So what do I say to the families?

Whatever they need to hear.

[soft music]

Which is?

You won't know.

Not until you look them in the eye.

[soft music]

Just make sure you're not wearing a medal.

[suspenseful music]

Every time.

Doesn't matter.

I've got a bereavement to go to.

Holy Shit!

This is the night!

The thing is though, what we gonna say?

I don't know, want a cheap bit of silent night?

Weeeeee silent night, yeah! Let's do it!

You know silent night?

What is that? Why does it have no strings?

Come on guys?

Hey, this is fucking stupid.

You want booze? We need money. Shut the fuck up and sing.

[soft tense music]

[soft tense music]

[knocking]

[soft tense music]

♪ Silent Night ♪

♪ Holy Night ♪

♪ All is calm ♪

Doctor Serling?

Doctor Serling?

What's going on?

What is it, Amber?

Do you guys here that?

Listen.

♪ Child ♪

♪ Round young virgin ♪

♪ So tender and child ♪

♪ Holy infant So tender and mild ♪

♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪

[screaming]

- No! - There are people out there.

No, No, No, No, No. Come on, move it!

[ominous music]

[ominous music]

[screaming]

[hissing] [growling]

Please don't open the door!

Not now, Jemma! Not now!

[ominous music]

[ominous music]

Get back inside.

Get back inside.

[soft music]

Doctor?

[soft music]

Doctor?

Doctor?

Perhaps we have other priorities?

These things are now killing the kids.

Science and knowledge

are what really win wars.

Damn it. Where is my watch?

Do you have a watch I can borrow?

It's important to keep a log of events and...

[speaking Spanish] For the love of God.

Really?

Are you hoping to get another species named after you?

No, Jorge, I'm just hoping to find a...

- Jesus Christ. - Jorge, come on.

There must be another way inside.

Then why don’t you make yourself useful.

and go find it you fool?

Fool? Why do you have to be so mean?

I always get the shit jobs!

Hello.

So, what's' Akane's story?

A colleague of mine,

a professor in Japan,

asked if I would accept her onto the course.

There lots of sorts of gaps in her education.

Implied she'd would have fallen into the wrong crowd.

Gangsters?

Yeah.

So, how did she get out in the end?

Came to a head when...

they threatened her little brother.

Last straw.

And he's still there?

Some sort of deal was struck.

That...

her family hid out into another town,

She had to leave.

How long before Mumpy is able to use his weapon again?

Take it down a notch, Akane.

Well I doubt it works like a timer.

Can we make him do it?

Make him?

Come on!

[soft music]

That’s it. Don’t look down. Keep going. You’ve gotta want it.

It's the only way to defeat these monsters.

We might get some of them,

but we're outnumbered.

With him,

we can outgun them,

Much better than with those antiques of yours, Vinny.

I won't let you touch him.

Is that right?

[suspenseful music]

Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit!

[suspenseful music]

[suspenseful music]

You think by hurting this poor little creature

will make him want to help us?

We don't necessarily need to hurt Mumpy... just...

encourage him.

And how exactly do we do that?

He's on our side, remember?

[indistinct distorted chattering]

[ominous music]

[ominous music]

Shh! Quiet everyone

Can you hear that?

[ominous music]

[ominous music]

[growling]

Go out the front way!

Come on, hurry up!

Get the barricade down.

[ominous music]

[growling]

[ominous music]

[ominous music]

[ominous music]

Jorge!

Roger! Stop!

I'm sorry, Akane.

But I think I can help him.

Give him to me now.

[ominous music]

[ominous music]

[ominous music]

[tense music]

[groaning]

[soft tense music]

[panting]

[suspenseful music]

[squeaking]

[suspenseful music]

Oh shut up.

[growling]

[tense music]

Fucking 'ell!

[growling]

[growling]

[rock music playing]

[rock music playing]

[funky music]

[music playing]

[Christmas music playing]

What happened to Roger?

They must have gone after him.

- I need to get him back. - We have to find Roger.

And get back Mumpy.

We need to stop them.

And make them pay.

Let's do that.

[suspenseful music]

Let's go.

[suspenseful music]

Where's my keys?

Oh I think the keys got lost in the battle.

Never mind the keys, where is the car?

The creatures must have taken them.

What we going to do?

How's everyone's legs?

[suspenseful music]

[suspenseful music]

[Mumpy's noises]

[tense music] [screeching]

[tense music] [screeching]

[suspenseful music]

[soft tense music]

[soft tense music]

[soft tense music]

Guys!

Guys! Wait!

I can't keep up!

Guys! I can't keep up!

Guys!

Guys, stop!

- Alright jump on! - Great!

Oh my God! Oh my God!

- Are you alright? - Yeah, go!

[ominous music]

What's that? Is that a car?

- There's a car. - There's a car.

Vinny, is that yours?

[ominous music]

There's no one in the car. Let's go!

They must not be far!

Come, go go go go!

[music playing]

[music playing]

We're all going to die!

Someone barricade the doors!

[music playing]

Hey what'd you say?

You need to turn the music off! We need to warn everyone!

Warn them? About what?

There's an alien invasion!

[giggling]

- Good one. - Idiot!

We're all going to die!

I can't believe you haven't got that done Devina.

I mean it's so unprofessional.

Please! Please are you in charge?

Oh goodness no, but my assistant organised this whole affair.

Party of the century.

Or is it... Mille... Mille...

Never mind all that.

Wait.

Why is everyone wearing Halloween costumes at Christmas?

Ah! Well we felt a full-on Christmas Ball,

wasn't all inclusive of our multi-faith community.

So a reprise of our Halloween Ball

was a much better compromise.

Brilliant isn't it?

No.

Grinch!

Well are you at least having a good time?

No!

Scrooge!

Why not?

Because there's an alien invasion!

This is the only defence we have!

Awww!

So cute.

Is it remote controlled or do you have your hand up its...

Oh you've got your act down pat!

Oh no, no, no. This is an alien,

And it's fighting these other aliens

and we are caught up in the middle of it all!

That's too elaborate, just get the puppet to squeak again.

You fools!

You're all doomed!

Oh my God!

[music playing indistinctly]

[music playing]

[panting]

Cut the music! Barricade the doors!

Arm yourselves!

Oh, come on, Devina! Guests!

Welcome! Are you on the guest list?

We're not here for any party!

Well you're in luck,

'cause this isn't just any party!

[growling]

What's going on?

Were you with that strange young man with the puppet?

Do you mean Roger?

Well he didn't say what the puppet was called.

[growling] [screaming]

Claudia, you slut!

[screaming]

[growling]

[ominous music]

Let's go! Let's go!

[screaming]

[panting]

Don't you ever just stay still?

Come on, Mumpy,

You little beauty,

time to do your thing!

Oh come on!

You can't still be charging?

[suspenseful music]

[suspenseful music]

[ominous music]

[screaming]

[tense music]

[tense music]

[growling]

[tense music]

[tense music]

[screaming]

[tense music]

[tense music]

[tense music]

[tense music]

Jorge.

Go. Save yourself.

I'm not gonna leave you.

We're meant to be in this together.

[screaming]

Akane!

Help!

Akane!

[tense music]

No, Colin! It's me!

[growling]

[tense music]

[tense music]

[growling]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[tense music]

[tense music]

[tense music]

Come with me! Come!

[tense music]

[growling] [Screaming]

Shut the door.

No, Akane,

No!

[banging] [screaming]

Akane, come on, open the door!

Open the goddam door!

Try and find a way out.

Don't be stupid, come on, open the door!

I'll hold them...

No! No! No! No!

As long as I can.

[soft music]

[ominous music]

[ominous music]

[screaming in the background]

[growling]

[suspenseful music]

[soft music]

[coughing]

[soft music]

Roger, are you alright?

What happened?

I'll give you one guess.

[coughing]

We fought the creature.

Once it was all over Mumpy ate it's brains.

Wolfed it down in fact.

I think that's what gives him power.

Their energy.

Like the dust before

Roger,

You came good...

In the end?

Pocket.

[coughing]

You found it!

Took it.

But you've returned it.

And now you can tell my parents,

the precise moment...

No, no, no, no, no!

Roger.

Roger.

[soft music]

[sighing]

[growling]

[ominous music]

[growling]

[tense music]

[groaning]

What the fuck?

[growling]

[ominous music]

[buzzing]

[buzzing]

[tense music] [buzzing]

[tense music]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[sighing]

You OK?

You're safe.

We are safe now.

You were right.

He's some kind of weapon.

No. He's our Mumpy.

[speaking in French] It was the creatures blocking the signal all this time.

[speaking in French] Look.

Reports from the government today

refusing to confirm reports that another meteor shower

is on the way and will crash down

within the next few hours and days

with a particular concentration in the south...

More of your kind, Mumpy?

And more of those monsters?

They must try to exterminate his entire species

Because they're the only threat they have.

Hmm, must be some kind of scouting party.

The main force must be en route.

We gotta get word out.

Let everyone know this is no mere meteor shower.

And we must find the other Mumpies.

[epic music]

You can come too,

My little friend.

[epic music]

[epic music]

[Hordes of destruction - Black Phantom, playing]

[Hordes of destruction - Black Phantom, fading]

[It's Christmas - Clooney, playing]

[It's Christmas - Clooney, playing]

[Space Chase - Olivia Crawford, playing]

[soft music]

[buzzing]

[soft music]

Alright then.

Well that fooled them.

[coughing]

[soft music]

[soft music]

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