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I used to think everything could be explained.

World's more mysterious than I thought.

The stranger you see walking here, believes different.

He's looking to dig something up that should have stayed buried.

It would have been a whole lot easier

if he would've never found that northern gate.

More like the mouth of Hell,

because what it puked out,

we're still dealing with to this day.

With this blood, I raise you.

With this blood, I order you to rise and I command you!

You will follow me, you will rise!

Starting now, follow me, follow me,

I command you!

My priestess who lies dormant,

Your time has come!

All give to you. Your time has come!

- Hail Mary. Full of grace. - Blessed art thou among women.

Blessed be the fruit of thy womb.

Holy Mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners.

Near the hour of death.

Come back!

My son. My baby boy.

It's me mom.

Sorry. All out of Aspirin.

Lord giveth, I taketh away.

Nice shit kickers.

All you guys left me was this fucking belt?

Sing something for daddy.

This is the first resurrection!

Fuck you! Goddamn

commie bastards!

Beautiful day.

Fill her up?

You have gas?

Did you hear about old Doc preach?

Blew his head off last night with a shotgun,

But what you folks need is a clean restroom.

You could eat off the floor.

I wouldn't.

But you could.

What I need is to look at those tires over there.

Wherever you folks are goin', it looks like you're sure

geared up for a pant load of cannibal corpses.

Of course, what you really need is a cold

bottle of Pyres, a slice of blueberry pie,

a slap of Indian fry bread for the road.

None of these are the right size.

As my pop always said.

You can't go through the fires of hell on an

empty stomach or with tires that

aren't inflated to the proper PSI.

Any ethol in here?

Ethel.

She died a long time ago.

Don't let him see your eyes, they'll fuck with your mind.

You summoned us!

We are here.

What did you want to create?

A new world.

What is left of the old.

The spell will take time.

I will show you a quicker way.

Kiss me. Kiss me.

There's a house up ahead.

Let's check it out.

I could use some resupply.

What the fuck was that?

I think the transmission just went out.

No, no! Shit!

Can we fix it?

Yeah, Scar.

I bet the person right up in that house has a tranny

that'll fit our 64 Buick Riviera.

Y'all ain't from around here are ya?

Our transmission just died.

I know.

I saw that baby blue piece of shit a mile away.

That piece of shit is better than

whatever rust bucket you got.

That car is like a prom date, just begging to get fucked.

What do you guys want?

Our tranny went out.

Can you help?

I ain't seen a tranny that would fit that in years.

Where you guys headed?

Jawbone.

Jawbone?

There ain't nothing in Jawbone.

Pike said that there's 20 or 30 people still living there.

They're all dead.

How y'all going to get there?

Is that yours?

Yup.

Can you get us there?

For the right price.

Y'all got any gas?

What little we have is yours.

If you can get us there.

That's a start. What else you got?

I got this solid gold ring I found.

Well, that's real pretty sweetie,

But ain't nobody going to trade for that shit.

I'll give you my best pair of boots.

I'll take 'em.

What about you blondie? What you got?

I'm not trading.

Now that's a damn shame.

I'd love to trade with you, hun.

Take your pick of one of our weapons.

Tell you what,

I'll take you there.

My ride, my rules.

I'd like to introduce y'all to Duke.

American made. 100% American through and through.

Oh, Glory still waves around these parts.

Maybe the last one, though.

I haven't seen one of those flying in forever.

Nice paint job.

What's with the bones?

A good hunter never wastes anything.

When was the last time you saw an animal?

Besides my horse, he ran off a couple of weeks ago,

I guess about six months

since they all died off like most of us,

except for the occasional bird.

I'll check for some oil and ethol.

We'll take care of the rest.

[]

Pike!

Ladies and gentlemen,

let me introduce y'all to my angel singing brimstone

firing corpse killing machine.

The Big hit.

Looks like that watch stopped working a long time ago.

What time is it, Pike?

About two o clock.

Works fine.

I just have to set it.

Well, looks like we hit the jackpot.

Shit don't!

What the fuck are y'all doing on my property?

Bet you've got the deed in your back pocket.

Motherfucker. Don't you see the writing on that wall, asshole.

Dan, dan. D-A-N. D-A-N. I'm Dan, Dan. Motherfucker!

The fuck you lookin' at? Fuck you GI-Joe!

Hey! Calm the fuck down!

Hey! Hey, hey, hey.

We're not looking for any trouble, alright?

We just want to take a look at those cars over there.

See if there's anything we can use.

Traders! Okay.

You can check out all the bits of

shit and scraps I got around here, but

if you guys find anything, which you most likely will because

there's lots of shit around here,

let me know and I'll tell you what I want for it.

Or I'ma borrow me some time with her here, pretty blonde.

Or not! Or not.

Just go look at whatever you need and bring it back.

Keep an eye on the kid, alright?

Yeah.

I know this isn't your grave, Daddy, but I gotta do this.

I got leave you here.

I love you daddy.

Hey.

I wanted to thank you.

For what?

For saving my ass back there.

Sure, no problem.

You find what you were looking for?

Didn't find shit here.

This place has been picked clean.

Yeah, it's a cemetery.

This whole place is a cemetery.

Are you prepared to receive, brothers and sisters?

We are not worthy to receive.

Verily I say unto you.

Except you eat of the flesh and drink of blood, there is no life

in me. Whoso eateth of the flesh and drink blood

shall have eternal life.

Brothers and sisters step forward to receive the blood.

What do you guys think you're gonna find in Jawbone anyway?

I don't know.

Maybe nothing.

Shelter before we...

Cowboy I knew once said hope was like muddy water

in a hoof print.

That ain't much to go on.

Ooh, hey, hey, hey.

Any luck.

You got water right here. You got a bottle?

Don't touch my bag.

Okay, what do you got in there anyway a bag of bones-

You don't touch my bag and I won't touch yours.

Okay.

I got plenty of meat.

Fuck is this?

You guys wanna eat something?

This is fresh.

Her not so much.

Look, this guy here, this is his torso, he's good.

This is good meat.

You're eating those things.

Yeah. What's wrong with that?

You're crazy.

I am not fucking insane.

God damn you.

I fucking chose this mother fucker.

I don't need this chair.

This is my fucking ride.

I chose to be nothing.

Nobody! A fucking-

Stay right there!

You left me behind motherfucker.

You left me behind you piece of fucking shit.

I don't pick up section eights.

Fuck.

What happened to this world changes you.

I wonder how this kid would have turned

out if he had lived in a different time.

Hey guys, what happened?

That is one fucked up dude in there,

but he isn't one of those things,

but he's cooking and eating those things.

I thought those things happened on

account of some kind of infection.

It's not an organic phenomenon.

What do you mean?

It's demons reanimating corpses.

I don't believe in that shit.

It doesn't matter what you believe in it or not.

That's what's happening.

How do you know?

I saw it happen back at the gas station, the fucker flew

out of the corpse right after you killed it!

She's right.

I saw it happen to my wife.

They eat us to keep the corpses fresh.

Cannibal corpses.

Meat puppets.

Cannibal corpses, meat puppets.

What does that make us?

Cannibal corpse killers.

My children.

They love innocence. But young bodies are weak.

They need strong homes. Strong.

Your children have destroyed all the strength in this world.

That destruction was necessary.

And I remind you, it is we who bring you power!

I have power!

You're right. We shall draw strength from each other.

And I will have you. Let it be so!

I'd like to push you on the swing.

Daddy?

You're dead!

Doesn't look like he's praying.

Time to run!

Rest easy, padre.

Did for you what I couldn't do for my wife.

Look at me, bitch!

Are you prepared to receive brothers and sisters?

What about the flesh, magistrate?

Brother Bartimaeus, you shall eat flesh this very day.

What of sister, Ava, magistrate?

Don't be troubled, Sister Ava is already waiting for us.

I'm ready magistrate.

I am ready.

I'm afraid.

You shall resurrect and

ascend gloriously like brother Elijah.

Magistrate?

Yes my little one?

What is on the other side?

I have walked this earth and eaten

her forbidden knowledge and her

secrets have poured out unto me.

Blood and life.

Death and resurrection.

Without death, there can be no life.

And without blood there can be no resurrection.

Today we shall sacrifice both,

that we may ascend! Brothers and sisters

we shall rule and reign over this world forever.

The time draws nigh.

What's wrong?

Tomorrow's Monday.

Bullshit. How do you know that?

Cause I keep track.

What month are we in?

Hold on, I'll tell ya.

Today is Sunday, November 24.

I don't care what day it is.

We need to find a place to hole up for the night-

I know a place.

Wow.

I'll make sure it's all clear.

Hold up.

I'll go with you.

I love this land.

God, I love this land.

Sometimes you head out somewhere for one reason,

but the real reason you're going is completely different.

I know Pike misses his wife, but there

ain't nothing human left in Jawbone.

Mommy?

Look at me bitch, I wanna see your eyes.

Whatcha got?

It looks like there's one Indian left in this country.

Should I take him out?

No, we fucked with them people enough.

Let him be.

Enjoy the view. I'll be right back.

You're not going to believe this.

Should I take him out?

Nah.

Fuck.

Where the hell did you get that?

Outta Duke.

Do you think they really put horse meat in this shit?

No, that's illegal.

Illegal.

Illegal. What's that anymore?

You know what I mean?

I know I don't want to be eatin' my own horse.

What happened to your horse?

He got spooked by those things and he run off.

I went looking for him, but I couldn't find him.

So, what's your story?

What do you mean?

How did you get hooked up with these guys?

Well, some time ago I was with a different group.

We were looking for stuff.

My leader was an evil bitch.

A woman.

Yeah.

She's still out there.

I got the hots for Blondie.

Ruby's got all them curves and all, but I don't know.

There's just something about Blondie.

Her name is Scar.

Yeah, I know.

But Scar sounds so-

Dude like. Blah,

I be a leg man myself.

I'd love to run my tongue

right up that white meat-

Crusty white meat-

Don't start something you can't finish.

I'm good at finishing things, Slim.

We'll see.

What's going on?

Break it up.

He's saying shit about Scar.

I don't need anyone to defend me.

That's right.

She doesn't!

Just let them blow off some steam.

I told you-

Oh!

Told you.

Don't start anything you can't finish, Hoss.

Okay, OKAY!

Come on.

Guys.

What the hell?

I don't wanna-

Shh, don't talk.

I don't wanna die.

Shhh.

Don't let me... die.

It's okay, we're all here.

I can't see. I can't see. I can't see. I can't-

No, no, no.

Ruby, what are you doing?

One of those things is near and it's trying to kill him.

Hang on Boots.

No! NO! NO!!!

Not my Boots!

You're not getting him!

He's safe. He's safe now.

Safe. He's fucking dead.

I fucked up.

It shall be blood that makes us glorified.

Your children shall have six new bodies shortly.

I shall fulfill your will Ava.

You guys seeing this?

Yeah.

They're not here for us.

What the... What the.

Hell, it's Boots.

You're seeing things.

No, it's Boots.

It's not Boots. It's in your head.

No, it's Boots.

That is one of those things, you let kill Boots!

That's enough Ruby.

Yeah.

You're on his side.

You're being cruel.

Cruel.

What do you know about cruel?

What's wrong with you?

You're what's wrong with me.

Again!?

Stay out of it, Pike!

Calm down.

Let 'em work it out.

Keep an eye out.

How do you do it?

Do what?

Just keep going.

This, this ain't it.

Something else comes after this.

I reckon the purpose of this life, ain't comfort.

When my number comes up

I want to die well.

Booooots...

I'm sorry. Forgive me.

No...

I'm so sorry.

No...

You were right.

This is on me.

No.

I should be dead, not him.

I'm sorry.

What's wrong?

Nothing.

Look at me.

Whoever gave you that scar

marked you, but they didn't kill you.

I don't trust a man or a woman,

that doesn't have at least one scar.

And there's one other thing.

What's that?

Scars don't bleed.

This was my neighborhood.

This was your neighborhood?

Yeah.

I want to pop your balloon.

Stop fucking with me!

Are you going to finish him or should I?

You call it.

Heads.

What's on your mind?

Boots.

Freeze Cowboy.

Four guns to two.

You bitches are out balled and out manned.

What I think we got us here is a Mexican standoff.

I ain't no fucking Mexican spic.

You are dead motherfucker.

You're going to look awful funny without your nuts, boy.

You're that bitch Boots told us about.

You know that pussy?

He's dead.

Then he's rotting in hell.

Hey!

On the count of three, boys,

fire away. And whenthis is over

you can have this bitch.

Let's get this over with.

You okay?

No, but I'll live.

Thanks.

I used to think that if my soul died in an evil place,

it wouldn't be able to make it to Heaven. But now,

Fuck, I don't care where it goes.

So long as it ain't here.

Where did you learn to shoot like that?

Movies. Where else?

I ain't going to let all this good meat go to waste.

You guys should stay for the barbecue.

Come again?

Bar-B-Que.

We don't eat people.

There's just some things you gotta do.

Don't mean you have to like it.

It's impossible for words to describe to those who

don't understand the meaning of horror.

Horror has a face,

and you must make a friend of horror.

Holy shit, motherfuck.

There's still cellular activity in these remains.

They're not dead yet.

Ran out of gas.

Great.

We still got that extra can in the back.

Ain't much in it.

I'll see what's left.

SHIT!

Pike.

What happened to your wife?

My daddy got me one just like you when I was little.

We had so much fun, didn't we?

I got it.

Get out!

Hey Guys! I got some vittles.

You've got to go.

Oh, you guys have to go.

We're not leaving you.

Leave me.

We're not leaving you!

We might be able to help her in Jawbone.

If we make it to Jawbone.

It's not that far.

Hey, can you stand?

I don't know.

We'll help you.

I got you.

Now what?

Now, we walk.

If I can find some fuel

I'll be back.

I saw something.

Before I got bit.

A gate was opened.

The magistrate has a book.

There's a spell in there.

The gate must be closed.

Pike make them go.

This isn't right.

We'll carry you if we have to.

Do as she says.

Shit.

Without the shedding of blood.

There can be no eternal life.

This is the first resurrection!

Well, well, well,

I've been waiting a long time for this day, boy.

This book opened the door that let those things out.

This book IS going to shut it.

We came all this way for a fucking book.

No.

What else then?

That was personal.

Oh, well, that's just great.

What did Ruby whisper in your ear?

It was about a dream she had.

Yeah, and?

And it was something she believed in.

I believe it too.

This book is going to close something called the Northern Gate.

All of this. It ends today.

Do you know how fucking crazy that sounds.

Blood started this, blood is going to end it.

Ruby understood that.

It ain't going to be my blood.

I know where those things are coming from.

Let's go shut the door on those bastards.

I need your help.

If you won't do it for me, do it for Ruby.

What the hell you shooting at me for?

I thought you were one of those things.

Do I look like one of those things?

Yeah. You kind of do.

Oh.

You look like you could use a drink.

I found this.

I got, I got...

My-

I need my weapon.

I contact.

It's for Scar.

It's purdy.

Is that a boy or a girl?

She's the blonde... Blonde.

Ah, Blondie.

I'll make sure she gets it.

I see a mountain.

Has a city on top.

Flowing river.

And a street with a tree in the middle.

With twelve...

Twelve fruits.

Under the tree is a lion sitting next to-

A lamb.

This is it.

Let's fucking do this.

What have you done with the rest of my children?

Nothing.

You owe me six a year.

More are coming.

Children, this man has betrayed us.

Eat his flesh and drink his blood.

As you may have eternal life.

You will do nothing!

These are my children not yours.

But Ava we have a blood covenant.

We have a blood covenant.

And your blood is required.

When my number comes up

I want to die well.

I'm coming home.

We need to bury Ruby.

Yeah, I know.

I guess Pike was right.

This life definitely ain't about comfort.

I've just never been sure about something coming after this life.

But those things mean there's more going on than I understand.

Maybe Pike's riding around with his wife and that 64 reb

in that sweet by and bye people talk about.

Man, I sure hope so.

That's my horse.

Whoa... easy boy.

Easy.

It's over.

Over?

Yeah, Finished.

Battles end, but the war goes on.

Where are y'all headed?

Home.

Where's that?

West.

Here. Take these.

Well, I reckon it's time for us to mosey along.

Don't worry, we'll send you a postcard-

Greetings from wasteland USA.

Population. Who knows.

What the fuck is...?

There's fucking, there's a button.

There's a button, aw shit.

Oh, yeah!