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Okay, your sister's gone.
The kids are all upstairs.
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So the pregnancy test is yours?
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Yeah. I took the test and
it was negative and then...
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You got me so excited there thinking
I was going to be a father again.
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Well, then, my body still didn't feel
right, so I rearranged the furniture.
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Oh, yeah. It looks nice. I
like this flow you got here.
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No, no…Paul, you don't understand.
I took it again and it was positive.
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What? How could this happen?
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How could this happen? Well,
you see, Paul, you know,
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a man and a woman fall
in love and at some point...
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I know how it happens.
Hey, honey, listen…
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if your body's going
through weird things,
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maybe it's just that
you're going through men…
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…men… many different
things, my child.
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Cate, look, it's just that, you
know, I'm trying to write my book
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and the column isn't catching fire.
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And it's just really a bad time
right now for me to have a baby.
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Oh, well… how 'bout if
I carried it for you?
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This is the worst thing
in the whole world!
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Bridget, you shouldn't
be eavesdropping!
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So your mother
may be pregnant...
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There it is. 'High School
Scandal Dot Com.
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'Bridget Hennessy is so five
minutes ago.' Oh my God!
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Bridget, you don't
read this stupid stuff.
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Oh my Gosh, and it says, 'Look at
her sister? She's so right now.'
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It does? Oh my God, this is so...
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Wait a minute. Mom, you're pregnant?
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Mom, you're pregnant?
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Wow, I can't believe
this. Kerry's popular.
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♪ 8 SIMPLE RULES FOR DATING
MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER ♪
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Mom's pregnant?
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I'm too young to be a grand sister!
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Wow. I must be like super smart.
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Hello!
Kids, your mother and I need to discuss.
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Our mother and you have done
enough, thank you very much, mister.
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Family meeting!
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You can't call… wait a minute!
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How come each time I call a
family meeting... fine, go ahead.
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Alright, this meeting is in order.
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Have you no self control, father?
Can't you keep it zipped?
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Hey!
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Yeah, I can't believe you two
are having unprotected sex.
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- Unprotected sex.
- Hey!
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I mean, how would you like it if I
came home and said I was pregnant?
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Honey, it's a little bit
different, and let me tell you why…
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- Tell you why.
- Stop it.
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Paul, you had to get him a guitar?
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You want the monkey back.
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I can't believe my
mother may be pregnant.
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I mean, I'm seventeen. When
the baby's my age, I'll be.
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Dancing around a pole?
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Unpopular and a pregnant mother!
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My life is so totally over.
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- Donny?
- Hang up. Hang up.
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Donny, I have to go. My
dad got my mom in trouble.
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No. You hang up first.
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No, you! You.
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Okay, we'll count to
three and hang up together.
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One... two... three...
No, you hang up first.
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Give me that! That's
it, give me the phone.
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Donny, goodbye. No,
you hang up first. No.
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Can we focus please?
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Now, your mother is not
necessarily pregnant.
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Paul, and I'm not
necessarily not pregnant.
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You know, when you're pregnant
your breasts get bigger.
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Kyle, what are you doing here?
I came by to see Kerry.
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First Bridget... now Kerry.
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Kyle, what are your
intentions with my daughters?
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I can't tell you that.
You're the father.
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Okay, okay! Not by the belt loops.
I'm going commando.
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Fred. Mary Ellen.
Ahoy, me bucko!
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We just wanted to bring a
bundt cake over, now that…
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well, what with Donny and Bridget
going steady we're practically.
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People who live across the street.
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Mrs. Hennessy's pregnant.
Might be. I might be.
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What? A Hennessy 'bundt' in the oven?
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I swear, it's like
living with Dick Cavett.
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Oh, some guys have all the luck.
Oh dear! Oh dear!
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Cake's on the porch!
Thank you. Look, may I say something?
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You might try saying 'no'
once in a blue moon, missy.
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Alright, look… I am gonna get a
definitive test at the hospital tomorrow.
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Kerry, are those my earrings?
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What are you talking about?
They are my earrings!
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Okay, first you steal my
popularity and then my earrings!
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You forgot about your boyfriend.
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Chick fight! Chick fight,
chick fight, chick fight.
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And you want to add to this brood?
Me?
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That's enough. Get up! Get up!
Get up! Get up on the couch.
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And you stop it! Stop it!
You broke my earrings!
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Stop fighting or I'm going
to turn this car right around!
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Paul, we're in the living room.
It's a saying. It's a saying in a car.
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Hemingway said it all the time.
No, he didn't.
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I thought we agreed not to make me
look stupid in front of the kids?
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This is a madhouse. I'm supposed
to bring a baby into this madhouse?
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Good morning.
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I said, 'Good morning.' What's wrong?
What's wrong?
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I say, 'I may be pregnant.' and
you say, 'How could this happen?'
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But I just lost my baby
weight from the last one.
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Honey, I know exactly what happened.
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It went a little something like this…
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You gotta get a new voice.
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What are you doing?
I'm surprising Mom with breakfast in bed.
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And I made her a card...
And I made her a card.
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You are such a girl.
Our little sister Rory.
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Hey, she seemed pretty ticked off
last night. I'm just saving my butt.
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No! Hey! Hey! No!
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Surprise!
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Bridget would you please pass the milk.
You don't deserve milk.
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You could've knocked!
It's seven in the morning!
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I thought you couldn't do anything
until you had your first cup of coffee?
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Yeah. I mean, there's
already one baby.
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What were you trying to do,
make twins?
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Yeah… that's how it happens.
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Alright, you guys, knock it off.
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Now look, I am sorry
that you walked in on us.
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But you are just gonna
have to accept the fact
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that your father and
I are sexual beings!
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Come on, kids… knock it off.
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Don't you see your mother's
going through a pregnancy scare?
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Oh, so now it's a scare? Which
apparently I'm going through alone.
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Now, you guys are amazing. You are
totally self centered. Unbelievable.
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Good bye!
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Looks like we won't be walking
in on you two any time soon.
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Bridget.
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Hey, Bridget.
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It's, um… it's not what it looks like.
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There's just a lot of societal pressure
on me to be all over your sister.
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Well, I don't have any time to convo,
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I have to call my older
boyfriend who's in college.
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Hi, is Midshipman Donny
Doyle there? Donny!
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Hey, Bridget.
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Donny, you miss me, don't you?
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Of course I do. I can't
get my mind off you.
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In fact, I was thinking about
you so much during chess club,
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I opened up with a Polish
Gambit Accepted, when I should've
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opened up with a Polish
Gambit Denied. I mean… 'Duh.'
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Chess club? Donny, you're cool
at Naval college, aren't you?
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Are you kidding? I'm way cool.
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Hey! Doyle's got a girlfriend!
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Shut up! You got a girlfriend!
Bridget, I gotta go.
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The new kid.
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- The new kid.
- The new kid.
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Pudding.
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This pudding sucks.
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This pudding sucks!
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Hey.
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There's something you should
know: I have a boyfriend
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already, he's in Navy College,
and he can do the Polish Gambit.
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I was gonna say, 'Pass the salt.'
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Pudding. Mmm.
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Sometimes… all you
need is a little spice.
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- That's deep.
- No.
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No, it's wide. If I went
deep, you couldn't find me.
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What does that mean?
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I don't know.
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- I'm Bridget.
- Damian.
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There's something you should know,
I'm kind of an outcast right now.
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I'm thinking about buying a motorcycle.
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Hennessy!
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Just the man I wanna see.
How would you like to turn...
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Tommy, I'm having a bad day.
Poor me. You're having a bad day.
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I'm on sexual harassment probation
thanks to what's her name…
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'Boobs' in reception.
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Listen… how would you like
to turn five hundred bucks
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into three thousand dollars
by Monday morning?
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Tom. - It's guaranteed.
Tommy, no.
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What's wrong, pal?
Oh, hey, Paul. Fred?
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Hey, the receptionist with
the big front porch sent me up.
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Hey, you look like a smart
fella. How'd you like to turn
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Tommy!
Okay. Sit down, Fred. Oh, thank you.
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Is there any special
reason you're dropping by?
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Well, I kinda read between
the lines last night,
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when you slammed the door in our faces.
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I'm so sorry, Fred, I...
No problem.
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Yeah, I kinda sensed your stress,
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well what with you and Cate and your
impending fatherhood potentiality.
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Well, nothing's, nothing's for sure.
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Yeah, I know. Well, I
picked up on that too.
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Fred, I don't really need...
You see, me and Mary Ellen,
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well, we can't have kids of our own.
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I had no idea. All
your kids are adopted?
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Yeah. Yeah. We…
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…we think Donny's a Kennedy.
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I just came down to tell you
that I think you're a good father.
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Yeah, I've seen you.
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And besides, you're not
in this alone, you know.
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You and, you and Cate
are in it together.
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Two peas in a pod, as it were.
Listen, I better shove off, boy and oh,
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yeah… if you're finished with the
cake, Mary Ellen would like her pan back.
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Oh my God, Cate and
I are in this together
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and I've only been
thinking about myself.
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My career, my stupid book, my finances.
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I feel as if I've let her down
and that's not what a husband does.
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Don't be so hard on yourself, Paul.
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You and I are terrific
husbands. Hey, wanna get drunk?
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Come on, you and me and Carla.
Who?
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'Jugs' in reception.
But you gotta ask her.
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Okay, stop it! What are you laughing
at “Mr. Mom Still Cuts My Hair?”
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And you, “Nose Job Over The Summer.”
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And don't even get me started,
“Girl Who Farted During.
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Crunches In Gym Class.”
Get out of here, good bye!
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I'm so embarrassed.
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I'm never gonna get the hang
of these heels... or popularity.
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Oh, come on… stop it.
Here, just take my shoes.
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They're too big.
Thanks. Just take 'em, seriously.
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Shuffling is sexier than falling.
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Bridge, why are you being nice to me?
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I don't know. 'Cause
you're my sister and…
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… you're the only sister I'll ever have.
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God, how many times
has Mom said that to us?
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Mom.
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Well, Mom's gonna need a new
catchphrase. We may have a baby sister.
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Yeah, maybe you guys can share shoes.
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This is really big for her.
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I know. And all we've been doing
is thinking about ourselves.
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We were really mean.
God, how could we be so selfish?
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I blame Mom.
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Mom.
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Yoo hoo… Cate.
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Mary Ellen... you're here…
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… volunteering on my day.
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Oh, pish tosh. Now, I know you're a
little stressed about this baby thing.
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A little? I don't know if
I can be a mother again.
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I've been so upset with my
family I haven't even had
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time to think about what I
want. I just got my career back.
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Paul is not in the best
place and… but, you know,
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I miss them when they're
little. I don't know.
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Hey, Cate, the lab called
and your pee's on deck.
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Oh God.
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I never thought that I could
handle more than one...
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Mary Ellen, I really...
And then, before we knew it
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we had five when
we adopted Mary Maureen.
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And I have to tell you
I love them all,
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and I wanna say to you
that somehow it works out.
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I didn't know little
Mary Maureen was adopted.
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Yes. They're all adopted.
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Fred. Insanity in the family.
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Yeah, you know, I really do...
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Cate… what I'm trying to
say is, no matter what happens,
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it's all going to be okey dokey.
Well, I've bothered you enough.
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Mary Ellen?
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Would you wait with me?
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Sure.
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Are you finished with my cake pan?
245
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Alright, everybody, family meeting.
246
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On the couch. Right now.
247
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Now, listen to me. Your mother is the
most wonderful woman on the planet.
248
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She kills herself for this family.
She is the salt of the earth.
249
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Salt.
250
00:17:22,983 --> 00:17:24,743
And all of us
251
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…and all of us have been horrible
to her these past twenty four hours.
252
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Yeah, we know, Dad.
I know. You're right. Dad.
253
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So, I was thinking… I'm right? You
never say I'm right. So anyway
254
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I got her these presents.
255
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,713
Bridge, you're the chocolates.
256
00:17:39,802 --> 00:17:41,669
And you're the Teddy Bear.
257
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,582
You're the pencil
with the fuzzy eraser.
258
00:17:46,596 --> 00:17:47,627
What?
259
00:17:48,299 --> 00:17:49,862
Dad, you must have
gathered all the change
260
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from under the
car seats for this stuff.
261
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Don't worry about it, I'm
giving her the big one.
262
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- It's a giraffe.
- Don't name it!
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A giraffe!
264
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Hi, guys.
265
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Mom.
- Mom... - We are so sorry.
266
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Oh, hi… hi, honies.
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Mom, we really want
you to have this baby.
268
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Yeah, so long as it's not a boy.
That's very generous of you, but.
269
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And we'll do everything we can to help.
We'll baby sit it.
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We'll change it.
Change it… hello! French manicure,
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I ain't changing it. You gotta…
Why do I always have to do everything?
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Now, girls - I'm not changing.
Girls. Mom.
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I felt bad about this
morning, so I wrote you a song.
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Unplanned baby.
275
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Welcome to the family.
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Rory, Rory. Honey, that's
so sweet. Thank you.
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Thanks to all my kids.
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I bought all the presents,
the kids didn't even chip in.
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I'm kidding, Cate. Come here.
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Come here. I just want you to know…
281
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that I love you and I am so sorry
for the way I was behaving and…
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I want you to know that I
really, really want this child.
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And look at this. I even
got the baby's first gift.
284
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That's so nice. Thank you.
285
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Thanks everybody.
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But, I'm not pregnant.
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- No?
- No?
288
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- No?
- No...
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Shut up.
Why are you hitting me for?
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Take it upstairs! Kids!
Right now, go upstairs.
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Right now! Take it upstairs!
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Nice giraffe.
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Yeah, you know, giraffes
are gender neutral.
294
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So it doesn't matter
if it's a boy or a girl.
295
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So... not pregnant?
296
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- Nope.
- How do you feel?
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I don't know.
298
00:19:56,358 --> 00:19:58,647
You little twerp, you like
totally scuffed my shoes!
299
00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:01,013
Tell you why!
Yeah, but you broke mine, you big foot!
300
00:20:01,119 --> 00:20:03,506
- Let go of me!
- Get off of me!
301
00:20:03,571 --> 00:20:06,434
- Stop it.
- So, not pregnant!
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I gave my love a cherry,
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that had no stone.
304
00:20:17,385 --> 00:20:22,321
I gave my love a chicken,
that had no...
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Sorry.
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