All language subtitles for Young Sheldon s04e11 A Pager, a Club.enng

[adult Sheldon] Previously on
Young Sheldon...

Hi, June.

Connie, Dale, this is Justin.

You must be a friend of my son's.

Actually, he's my date.

Really?

She brought him here on purpose.

- What purpose?
- To upset me.

Can you believe
that Dale thinks the only reason

you brought him here,
is just to piss him off.

That's exactly why I brought him.

Why would you go out of your way
to upset Dale at your own son's wedding?

He's my ex-husband.

Well, he's my boyfriend.

Hey, that's your problem.

You're starting to be my problem.

Dr. Linkletter, what can I do for you?

I just want to let you know,
with Dr. Sturgis away,

I'll be available should
Sheldon need anything.

Thank you so much.

His well-being is important to me,

as was made abundantly clear by my boss.

[adult Sheldon] After a few short weeks
as a full-time college student,

I'm proud to say,
the transition had gone quite nicely.

My classes were going well,
I knew my way around campus.

And I had an active
and vibrant social life.

There you are.

Why're you here?

Lunch. Don't worry,
I didn't start without you.

How did you get in?

Janitor Jim.

And why would Janitor Jim do that?

You're not my only friend around here.

[theme song playing]

I'll trade you my apple slices
for your pudding cup.

No.

Aren't you a little old
for a pudding cup?

Sheldon, surely, there's somebody else
you could have lunch with?

There is. But the lunch rush
is a busy time for the janitors.

Perhaps you could work
on widening your social circles here.

I'm already at two, that's double
where I was at high school.

- [Georgie] Hey!
- Hey!

How was school?

Fine, work?

Fine.

Mom says we never talk.

What's that on your belt there?

This is my new beeper.

Why in the world
would you need a beeper?

So people can get in touch with me.

Trust me, when you're not around,
no one's thinking,

"I must speak with Georgie this minute."

Hey, lots of people have these.

Yeah, doctors and drug dealers,

and you're not smart enough
to be either.

[pager beeps]

Excuse me, I'm being beeped.

Hey. I was paged from this number?

No, I'm not Bruce. Sorry.

Sounds like you got
a real emergency there, Bruce.

[June over voicemail]
Hey, Connie. It's June.

You know, I don't feel good
about what happened the other night.

And I just wanna say I'm sorry.
Could you give me a call back?

- Thanks. Bye.
- [answering machine beeps]

That's nice.

I don't know why you get an apology,
I'm the one she was trying to piss off.

Looks like she's still doin' it.

All the years we were married,
I never once got an apology.

You're not exactly the apologizing kind
yourself, you know?

Well, that's not true.

For years after we broke up,

I was tellin' people
I was sorry I married her.

Thanks, Jim.

Where could he be?

[knocking at door]

[Sheldon] Dr. Linkletter?

[man] No!

[Sheldon] Sorry. You and he
have the same loafers. Carry on.

The Moho lies between the mantle
and the crust, and...

Excuse me,
I'm looking for Dr. Linkletter.

He's not here.

Sorry for wasting your time.

Oh, this is geology,
you're already wasting your time.

[slow violin music playing on stereo]

What?

I've been looking for you.

I was just trying to have
a little privacy.

Smart.
No one will bother us out here.

What is that, ham?

[pager beeps]

Hello, you paged me?

[woman] Bruce?

Sorry, you have the wrong number.

Oh, I was trying to reach my grandson.

Well, when you do,
can you have him tell people

this ain't his pager no more?

I was hopin' he could give me
a ride to the drug store.

I need to pick up my prescription.

Bye, good luck.

I took my last heart pill
this mornin'.

Sorry to hear that.

I suppose I could walk...
if I take it slow.

You are just the little lifesaver.

No problem, ma'am.

You know, we are gonna drive
right by that farmer's market.

Have you ever had their peaches?

I don't think so.

Oh, well, then we have to stop.
I'm gonna buy you a peach.

You really don't have to.

I insist.

And then we'll swing by Braum's,
so I can pick up some whipped cream.

That goes great with peaches.

Okay.

Thank you for lettin' us know.

I will speak to him.

Sorry for the trouble. Bye.

What's goin' on?

That was Dr. Linkletter,

he says that Sheldon is spending
too much time with him.

Better him than us, right?

[sighs]

He suggested that Sheldon try
and find some friends on campus.

Makes sense.

I'm just worried that he's gonna be
hangin' out with people

who are drinkin' and goin' to parties.

Like he's gonna make friends
with the cool kids.

You still datin' that young guy?

Justin? Oh, yeah.

It wasn't just to bug Dale, he's hot.

And he doesn't eat dinner at 5:00.

Dale and I once ate dinner at 3:30.
I still think it was lunch.

[laughing]

Hey. You got any plans this weekend?

I don't think so, why?

I happen to have a coupon
for a free room at the Royale Casino.

Now you're talkin'. How'd ya swing that?

You lose enough,
they give you all kinds of crap.

I'm in.

If you really feel like gambling,

they got an all-you-can-eat
seafood buffet.

Put enough drinks in me,
I'll eat anything.

Wil Wheaton's cute.

If you like him, then you should
watch Star Trek with me.

He is not that cute.

Shelly, I was lookin'
at your college catalogue

and there are a lot of fun clubs.

Might be a nice way
to make some new friends.

I don't need friends,
I have Dr. Linkletter.

And he's fun, but...

did you know that there's
a Science Fiction club?

You like science fiction.

I prefer science fact.

Then maybe you might enjoy
the Astronomy club?

Outer space and such.

Ooh, you can meet other people
from your planet.

Read your magazine.

Why are you so interested
in me joining a club?

I just want to make sure that
you get the full college experience.

I suppose my so-called peers
could benefit from my presence.

And you might benefit, too.

A nice thought, but I don't spread
my sunshine for selfish reasons.

Give me the catalog.

You tried, and that's what counts.

Hello, lunch friend.

Hi, Sheldon.

Egg salad, stinky.

What do you want?

I have some bad news.

I'm going to join a club on campus,

which means we won't be able
to have lunch together.

Wonderful... for you.
Sad for me.

Happy trails.

Oh, no.
We're still having lunch today.

You get to help me decide
which club I should join.

Terrific.

[adult Sheldon] For some reason,
Dr. Linkletter felt it was important

that I start my quest
to join a club immediately.

The interview process
was tougher than you'd expect.

So, why exactly should I join your club?

Well, cool people, good chess players.

And when the weather's nice,
we meet in the quad.

Outside?

- Yes.
- Under trees?

Yes.

Where birds live?

- Yes.
- I think we're done here.

So, what kind of activities does
the Science-Fiction club engage in?

This Friday, we're having a screening
of Star Wars on LaserDisc.

I thought this was
the science fiction club.

It is.

Star Wars is science fantasy.
The Force is basically magic.

At that point, you might
as well be watching The Hobbit.

That's next week.

This is madness.

Proposition. The newest
member of the debate club

should be Sheldon Cooper.

You're the affirmative. Go.

Who's Sheldon Cooper?

Me, and I believe
I should not join the debate team

because there are far more
valuable uses of my time.

Do you want to join or not?

That's the debate, isn't it?

I don't know what's happening.

If you're thrown for a loop,
wait until you hear my rebuttal.

Sheldon Cooper
should not join the debate team

because your leadership
is clearly questionable.

Okay? You're not in the club.

Ha! I win. Wait.

[TV playing indistinctly]

[pager beeping]

Aren't you get to call 'em back?

No, it's this old lady.

She keeps getting me to run her errands
and do her chores.

You don't even do that here.

- I know!
- [pager beeps]

She's not your grandma,
just call her back and say no.

You're right.

Thanks again.

Mmm-hmm.

What are you gonna do
with all these plants?

Put 'em in my garden.

Sounds like a lot of work.

Oh, man.

[chuckling]

So, why are you taking me
instead of Dale?

Well, last time he and I
went casino hopping,

it didn't work out too hot.

'Cause he proposed and you said no?

Why would he tell you that?

Don't feel bad.
I'm the dummy that said yes to him.

Well, I guess you got a point there.

- [chuckles]
- [slow country song playing on radio]

Oh, turn it up. I love that song.

[singing] Crazy

I'm crazy for feelin'

So lonely

You know,
they got karaoke at the lounge.

I'm crazy

Crazy for feelin' so blue

Wow, that's some voice you got.

Thank you.

[keyboard clacking]

[sighs]

Sheldon, why are you at my desk?

I like your keyboard.
The ones at the library are too clacky.

I thought you're going to join a club.

I tried,
but they each had their own problems.

By chance,
were any of those problems you?

You're so funny. I missed this.

Would you like your seat back?

Yes.

I'd also like my office back.

What do you mean?

Son, you can't just hang out here
whenever you want.

Why not? We're friends.

No, I'm a professor.

You're a student. I'm 68, you're 11.
Do you see where I'm headed here?

Nope.

Sheldon, I've tried
to be nice about this,

but you're just not taking the hint.

If you have questions about class,
I'm here.

Otherwise, please leave me alone.

- Uh, I understand.
- Thank you.

I'm hurt Dr. Linkletter
doesn't want me as a friend.

Understandable.

I'm also angry.

I don't like having
two feelings at once.

It's annoying. Great.
Annoyed, that's three.

I thought you were going to join a club.

Too bad there isn't
a Dr. Linkletter haters club.

I would join that in a heartbeat.
Maybe I should start one.

Starting your own club
is an interesting idea.

Maybe just not one based on,
you know, hatin' someone?

You started that group at church
for parents who hate The Simpsons.

It's not about hate.

We just write letters to get it
taken off the air,

and it's going to happen any day now.

[adult Sheldon] Ironically, the only
Simpson she did like was O. J.

Time's funny that way.

Whoever decided to put video poker
in the bar is a genius.

If they change the seats out to toilets,
we'd never have to leave.

[both laugh]

So, what else has Dale told you
about our relationship?

You still hung up on that?

Apparently.

You know, I don't think he meant to.

We were having a drink,
and it just kind of slipped out.

Y'all still go out drinking together?

It was our grandson's
elementary school graduation.

So, yeah.

I didn't know y'all were that close.

Are you jealous?

No.

- Sounds like it.
- Well...

You ever sleep with him
after the divorce?

Gross, no.

That cranky bag of wrinkles
is all yours.

That's a comfort.

I guess.

Well, now that we're being honest,
can I ask you a question?

Sure.

Do you regret saying no to Dale?

No.

There was a little pause there.

There was not!

Okay, I believe you.

Thank you.

You see how I paused?

That means I was lyin'.

Missy, has your social experience
in middle school been going well?

So good, it's nuts.

Are you a member of any clubs?

Well, in the cafeteria,
we call our table

"Heather M. and the Funky Lunch Bunch."

Well, I meant school sanctioned clubs.

The FLB is a pretty big deal.

I don't get why people think
that the social aspect of education

is so important.

Maybe because the education
aspect is so boring?

But that's the whole point of school.

Eh. I'll stick with being popular.

[adult Sheldon] I'd like to point out
that one of us has a Nobel Prize.

All the other one has is a loving family
and friends, which I also have.

Boy, did I win!

[exhales] This is it, I'm done.

Oh, hi, you must be Georgie.

Uh, yeah.

My nana says you've been taking
such good care of her.

You're so sweet.

Thanks. But she's the sweet one.

Isn't she?

Nana, Georgie's here.

[woman] Ask him if he wants
to stay for dinner.

I'm free, what are we havin'?

- [June exclaims]
- [singing] Tender love is blind

It requires a dedication

All this love we feel

It needs no conversation

We ride it together

Uh-huh

Makin' love with each other

Uh-huh

Islands in the stream

That is what we are

No one in between

How can we be wrong

Sail away with me

To another world

And we rely on each other

Uh-huh

From one lover to another

Uh-huh

[June] We sound good.

[Meemaw] One of us does.

[adult Sheldon] The next day,
I set out to start my own club.

It involved science, education,

and all the glitz and glamour
of show business.

All I had to do was sit back

and wait for my new Proton posse
to come rolling in.

Greetings, fellow Professor Proton fan.

I thought this room was empty.

Well, it's not.

This is a meeting of
the Professor Proton Appreciation Club.

Would you like
to fill out an application?

I'm just looking for someplace quiet.

I understand.

Well, doesn't look like
anyone's going to show up.

So, if you would like to read here,
you're welcome to.

Okay.

I was only starting this club
because my mother wanted me

to make some friends. Not just her.

It started with my physics professor,
Dr. Linkletter,

who I thought was my friend,
but then decided...

Are you gonna keep talking?

I've got a book.

[adult Sheldon] That day,
the Read in Silence Club was born.

Its members were me and my new friend...

What's your name?

Shh!

[adult Sheldon] And my new friend...
that guy.

[phone ringing]

[ringing continues]

[groggily] Make it stop.

- [ringing continues]
- [groans]

Who the hell is this?

Hey. Morning, sunshine.

- What time is it?
- 2:00 in the afternoon.

Really?

Well, I mean, you had a wild night.

Singin' and everything...

How do you know that?

You called me at 3:00 in the morning.

[whispers] Do you remember me calling
Dale last night?

No.

Do it! Call him!

Do it! Call him!

And I know exactly what I'm gonna say.

[laughing]

What did I say?

You don't remember?

And then I lost $20
at the video poker bar.

And then we sang karaoke.

Tell him about the shrimp.

We went to the all-you-can-eat buffet,
you know?

And they had these jumbo shrimp,
and I mean, they weren't just saying,

they were jumbo.

So big!

You gonna tell me what I said, or not?

Hell, no. I'm having too much fun.

- I hate you.
- [chuckles]

I can live with that.

[theme music playing]

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