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[adult Sheldon] Previously on
Young Sheldon...

Which bow tie says mature enough
to be in college

but whimsical enough
to discuss which came first,

the Higgs field or the photon?

They both say,
"Weird kid who eats alone."

Hello, Dr. Sturgis, this is Mary Cooper.

Did you know there's a super collider
being built in Waxahachie, Texas?

No.

I've taken a job there.

Hold on.

You're not going to be around
when Sheldon starts college?

That's a great question.

No.

Since everyone is going back
to school tomorrow,

let's finish up with
the back-to-school prayer.

What?

Does this prayer
just apply to middle school

or is it appropriate
for the college-bound?

It's for everyone.

But thank you once again

for reminding us
you're starting college.

I don't mind.
You've got a lot on your plate.

Just pray.

- "Dear Heavenly Father...
- [students reciting along]

As we return to school,
we look to your eternal..."

Billy, it's not the pledge.

It is clear that we cannot expect

- their cooperation.
- [phone ringing]

Normally, I don't like facial hair,
but Spock makes it work.

- Hello?
- Sheldon.

It's Dr. Linkletter.

I'm watching
Star Trek: The Original Series.

I'm sorry, I'm not up on my cartoons.

It's not a cartoon.
It's a live-action science-fiction show,

although there is one called
Star Trek: The Animated Series.

I believe you.

I was wondering if I can
speak with your mummy.

Sure. Hold on...

Mom, Dr. Linkletter's on the phone.

While we wait, here's a fun fact.

In the animated series,
Kukulkan was played by James Doohan.

Hello?

James Doohan played Scotty
on Star Trek: The Original Series.

Sheldon, I've got it.

He tried several accents
before settling on Scottish.

- Sheldon, hang up.
- Okay.

He felt the Scots
were excellent engineers. Bye.

Dr. Linkletter, what can I do for you?

Hello, Mrs. Cooper.

I just want to let you know,
with Dr. Sturgis away,

I'll be available
should Sheldon need anything.

Oh, that is very comforting to know.

Thank you so much.

His well-being is important to me,
as was made abundantly clear by my boss.

Okay, well, we are truly grateful.

Now, I'm not terribly experienced
around children.

If he needs to use the restroom,
I don't have to go in with him, do I?

[theme song playing]

Bless us, Lord,
for the food we're about to receive

and bless the hands that prepared it.

And with school starting tomorrow,
please watch over our children.

Pastor Jeff already covered this.

He did?

Yeah, we're good. Amen.

- Amen.
- Amen.

Amen.

Can I take your truck tomorrow?

Well, I think you're riding with me.

Sorry. I'm taking Missy to school
and Meemaw's taking Sheldon.

Well, can I at least drive?

Sure.

While you hide in the back under a tarp?

Stop praying for him
and focus on the other two?

Sheldon, good news.

Dr. Linkletter was calling to say
that while you're at school,

if you need anything, you can go to him.

Starting college
and you need a babysitter? That's funny.

I don't need a babysitter.

Dr. Linkletter is just around
in case there's a problem.

- Like if he needs a new diaper?
- Ha.

Enough.

Can we please have a nice dinner?

We could. You're the one
who wants to eat as a family.

- Don't pray for any of them.
- [sighs]

Dr. Linkletter.

Sheldon, how wonderfully
early it is to see you.

If you've come by for a snack,

I picked you up some crackers
shaped like fish.

I just wanted to let you know
that I don't need you to babysit me.

I'm perfectly self-reliant.

Excellent. I'm not
very comfortable around children,

even with your level of maturity.

How old are you, six? Seven?

Eleven.

I see.

Then it's good I kept the receipt

for this bottle of bubbles
shaped like a bear.

I should get going.

My philosophy class
starts in a few minutes.

Ah, yes, the great thinkers.
Socrates, Plato...

Speaking of which,
I got you some Play-Doh.

I figure you don't want me
to walk you in?

I've trained you well.

Do you have everything you need?

- Lunch money?
- Yep.

- Locker combination.
- Right here.

Why is it there?

Writing on my hand is so fifth grade.

Of course.

Okay, I'm going to go in.

I assume you don't want a hug?

Make it quick.

- That's enough.
- Okay.

Wish me luck.

Good luck.

- Hey.
- Hey, Brenda.

She didn't want you to walk her in?

No. How about Billy?

I walked him in.

Found his homeroom,
explained that homeroom

is different than his room at home.

Still not sure he gets it.

Tough day.

Yeah.

You want to get some coffee?

Was thinking vodka, but coffee will do.

[adult Sheldon] I've always considered
myself a collector of knowledge.

My mind is like the warehouse
at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

But instead of artifacts,
it's just facts. [chuckles]

And now that I was
a full-time college student,

my collection was about
to grow exponentially.

[Professor Ericson]
Welcome to the world of philosophy.

Most college courses are about
teaching you things that you don't know.

Here, I am going to teach you that you
don't even know what you think you know.

Oh, boy.

The Chinese philosopher Chuang Tzu
believed it was possible

he didn't really know anything
because he might just be a butterfly

dreaming that he was a philosopher.

- Yes.
- He wasn't a butterfly.

Well, how do you know?

The butterfly brain
doesn't contain enough neurons

to generate a complex dream.

Plus, you referred to him as
"Chinese philosopher" Chuang Tzu

and not "Chinese butterfly" Chuang Tzu.

You must be Sheldon Cooper.

Yes, ma'am.

Very well, Mr. Cooper.

How do you know you're not
just dreaming butterflies can't dream?

Because I'm awake.

Or are you dreaming you're awake?

You can see I'm awake
and you can hear me talking.

Yeah, I don't know.

I saw some pretty trippy stuff
at a Grateful Dead concert.

The drummer turned into
a tap-dancing walrus and floated away.

So we can't really
trust our senses, can we?

We can validate them
by comparing them with other observers.

Hmm, but that would mean
we have to hear what they say,

which requires trusting our senses.

Do you see a problem
with your argument, Mr. Cooper?

I could concentrate better
if you weren't flashing your toes at me.

Billy's a sweet kid,

but these middle schoolers
are going to eat him alive.

You don't know that.

Maybe they'll be nice.

Boy, if we were
in middle school right now,

I'd have your head in a toilet so fast.

If you want, I can ask Missy
to hang out with him,

make sure things go okay.

Absolutely not.

Why?

That girl is cute and sassy
and has a real chance at being popular.

Do not take that from her or me.

Popularity isn't that important.

It is the most important.

I mean, look at us.

I'm miserable.

You're always worried about something.

I'd like one girl around here to win.

I'm not always worried.

It's Sheldon's first day of college
and you're not freaking out?

It's on my mind, but he's been looking
forward to this for a long time.

I'm sure he's having a wonderful day.

She displayed
complete contempt for science.

She claimed that knowledge was a myth,

and then she told the class
they could take their shoes off.

Some of them did.

Luckily, we've established
you're a mature young man

capable of figuring this out on his own,
so, go get 'em, sport!

But as a man of science,
aren't you offended by this?

Sheldon, this is a college campus.

You come across all sorts.
Anarchists, communists, vegans...

There's a fella
in the religion department

that believes God is two women,

and their names are Wendy and Claire.

But to say
nobody actually knows anything.

How could she know that?
It's a contradiction.

How about I blow some bubbles out of
a bear's head and we call it a day?

I don't know
how I'm going to last all semester

with this free-willing hippie.

Sheldon, I don't know what to tell you.

If you're that unhappy,
just drop the class.

Of course. Drop the class.

This is college.

I can do that.

There you go.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

From now on, I'm coming to you
with all my problems.

"The statement on the other side
of this sign is true."

[grunts]

Professor Ericson.

Come in.

Mr. Cooper, welcome. How can I help you?

I would like to drop your class.

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

I enjoyed our discussion
about skepticism and butterflies.

I'm a scientist, and I don't find
those types of questions worth my time,

and butterflies are just worms
that can chase you.

[chuckles]

The questions of philosophy
are extremely challenging.

People have spent 2,000-plus years
trying to solve them without success.

So if you feel like giving up,
I don't blame you.

I'm not giving up.
I'm saying they're not important.

Okay, so what is important?

The acquisition of factual knowledge.

And how do you know
if something is factual?

You test it and see if it holds true.

And how do you know that that's factual?

You're doing it again.

Maybe you're dreaming I'm doing it.

How was your first day?

Infuriating.

How was your first day?

So good.

How was your first day?

...and then she said,
"Maybe you're just dreaming."

- You gonna drop the class?
- Yes.

But only after I systematically destroy
her half-baked arguments

in front of everybody else.

It's good to have goals.

...and at lunch,
an eighth-grade boy said, and I quote.

"I like Funyuns, too."

- Wow.
- I know.

I stopped at the library today
and picked up books

on epistemology,
Descartes' dream argument,

and the foundations of scientific logic.

Do you know what she's going to do?

Rue the day?

The day, the night.
If it's rue-able, she's going to rue it.

And in math class, I sit right between
Heather M. and Heather B.

That's nice. You're with your friends.

It's more than nice.
All notes go through me.

That's power.

[singing]
She's my cherry pie

Cool drink of water,
such a sweet surprise

Tastes so good, makes a grown man cry

Sweet Cherry Pie, yeah

[adult Sheldon] The good name
of Lady Science had been besmirched,

and it was up to me
to defend her honor.

I had a lot of ground to cover
in one night.

Thankfully, 11 years
of my family's incessant yammering

had given me
an extraordinary ability to focus.

And I want to watch Fresh Prince.

Too bad, the game is on.

There's always a game on. Dad.

Sorry, kiddies. Cowboys.

But it's the season premiere.

Fresh Prince's family gets tickets
to the People's Choice Awards.

I'm not missing...

"...pressing investigations aimed
to establish a constructional system.

That is an epistemic,
logical system of..."

My show's only 30 minutes.
Yours is three hours.

But yours don't have them cheerleaders
jumping up and down.

Mom?

What if we don't turn the TV on at all
and we play a board game?

- Seriously?
- Come on!

"...so that a genealogy
of concept results

in which each one
has its definite place."

[Mary] Shelly, it's your turn.

Shelly?

What's happening?

We're playing a board game.

Before dinner?

You ate dinner.

[doorbell rings]

Did I like it?

You said the meatloaf was dry.

That sounds right.

Hi, Brenda.

I just wanted to see how today went.

Oh...

[clears throat]

Ugh.

Not great.

Sheldon is already in some sort of fight
with his philosophy professor.

About what?

Currently, he's plotting
"the destruction" of her worldview,

whatever that means.

Sounds exciting.

It's mostly him reading a book
and giggling to himself.

How about Billy?

- Not much better.
- Oh...

In Spanish class,
every time the teacher said si,

Billy said, "See what?"

Oh, Billy.

I know,
but if I don't laugh about it, I'll cry.

I'm sorry.

How did Missy do?

I think Missy had the best day
of her life.

Thank God. Tell me everything.

Well, in one class,
she sits between her friends,

so the note passing goes through her.

She's going to get the dirt firsthand.
That's huge.

And then an eighth-grade boy
talked to her at lunch.

- On the first day?
- Uh-huh.

She's gonna be prom queen.
I'm calling it.

That's fun,
but let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Mary.

It'll be a miracle
if Billy even makes it to high school.

Don't take this away from me.

Missy is gonna look so cute
in that tiara!

Yes, she is!

That's the Fresh Prince.

He's from West Philadelphia,
born and raised.

[adult Sheldon] It was past my bedtime,

but who could sleep with a page-turner

like Meditations on First Philosophy
by Ren� Descartes.

Descartes was more
than just a philosopher.

He was also the mathematician
who invented the Cartesian plane.

If you've ever enjoyed thatX squared
plus Y squared equals K is a circle,

you can say, "Merci beaucoup"
to Monsieur Descartes.

Hello.

Bonjour, Sheldon.

Bonjour, Ren� Descartes.

Please, sit.

I see you're reading a book
on philosophy by Aristotle.

I am.

And it is garbage!

Aristotle is, how you say... a punk!

I'm also having trouble
with my philosophy professor.

She says that we don't know
if science is true.

Mon Dieu!

Without science, we know nothing.

No different than the dogs and kitties
in the street

wandering around in a fog of ignorance
with the woofings and the meowing.

So how do I get her to understand
that science can form true beliefs

about reality as it really is?

Ah, young man, you're asking,
"What is the foundation of knowledge?"

Yes.

Well, hold on to your chapeau!

I'm not wearing a chapeau.

It is just an expression.

Sorry.

All knowledge must rest on a foundation
that we can never doubt,

and that is...

Of course!

So we've learned
that the theory of knowledge

poses some very serious problems.

Excuse me, Professor Ericson.

I've done a little reading
since last we spoke,

and I'm prepared to show you that

everything we know
about science is true.

Well, I'm all ears.

You said I couldn't truly know anything,
but there's one thing that I do know.

If I question, I must think.
If I think, I must exist.

Cogito, ergo sum.

"I think, therefore I am."

You're right.

You're darn right I'm right.

Guys, give it up for Sheldon.

[all applauding]

Now for a job well done,

here is a flower full of sweet nectar.

Why would I want that?

Because you're a butterfly
and this is just your dream.

I'm not a butterfly.

Are you sure?

[laughing]

[gasps]

It was a dream.

Oh, no.

Help! I'm a butterfly.

Nothing I know is real.
Everything is a dream!

Missy, help!

No...

[gasps]

Missy, am I awake or is this a dream?

Shut up, dingus.

Okay, I'm awake.

Shelly, you feeling all right?

Yes.

How come you're not dressed?

Why should I?

Because you're going
to be late for school.

I'm not going to school.

Why not?

Because I don't know what's real.

What does that mean?

Dreaming and waking.

Life and death.

Philosophers and butterflies.

They're all the same.

Nothing matters.

That's... an interesting way
of looking at things.

George?

[theme music playing]

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