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[adult Sheldon] Previously on
Young Sheldon...

All right. Let me start by saying
that I owe you an apology.

I want you to know
that I'm trying to change.

- What do you want from me?
- One more chance.

Thanks again
for giving me another shot.

Well, I'm trying to get better
at forgiving people.

Well, I'm glad to hear you say that.

'Cause I'm the one
who egged your store last night.

Forgiving people sucks.

- Should we say grace?
- Heck, yeah.

Oh, cool. Let's say grace.

- [Georgie] Well?
- It's very... colorful.

Check out the best part.

Wanna try it out?

[adult Sheldon]
As long as I can remember,

unlocking the mechanisms
that govern the physical universe

was my greatest passion.

- What you working on?
- Dungeons & Dragons.

Hey, even Hawking took a roll
through the park once in a while.

I'm working on a new campaign
to play with Tam and Billy.

- You know how I feel about that game.
- I'm aware.

Which is why the most wicked thing
in it is my sense of humor.

- [doorbell rings]
- [sighs]

I still don't like it,

but you are playing with other kids,
so I'll take it as a win.

[adult Sheldon]
Notjust playing with other kids.

Controlling every aspect
of their destiny

as their Dungeon Master overlord.

I didn't believe in God,
but I sure loved acting like one.

- Hey, Mary.
- Wayne, come on in.

Thank you.

George just ran
to pick up some beers.

It's funny when he runs, ain't it?

Oh, hey, Darlene wanted to know

if you were gonna
pack anything nice to wear.

- For what?
- The coaches' conference.

I wasn't going to that.
Darlene's going?

A free weekend in San Antonio?

[laughs] A hotel on the river?
Of course she's going.

Oh.

- Did George not invite you?
- No. He didn't.

- Honestly...
- [door opens]

...what is wrong with that man?

Game time.

What?

Mom's just mad
I'm playing Dungeons & Dragons.

Oh, good.

[theme song playing]

[George] I didn't know
he was bringing his wife.

And of course it didn't even
occur to you to ask me?

Well, no.

But isn't that better than thinking
about it and then not doing it?

They both make you a jerk.

[sighs] Since when are you interested
in a coaches' conference?

I am interested in a weekend
at a nice hotel by a river.

Hotel is pretty nice.

- What's up?
- Watching the game with your dad.

Where is he?

- Getting yelled at by your mom.
- Cool.

Any chance you might wanna
watch the kids this weekend?

- Sure. No problem.
- Good.

I thought you and Dale
might have plans.

We might hang out, but...
That's fine.

Something going on?

Mmm-mmm.

Sounds like something.

Well, he's trying to be
a better person...

and it's weird.

- Weird how?
- Just doesn't seem natural.

I don't follow.

Like when you see
a dancing bear at the circus,

and you know it just wants to
rip some clown's head off.

- That's graphic.
- Where y'all going?

George has a coaches' conference
in San Antonio.

Ah, and you weaseled your way in.
Good for you.

- I didn't weasel.
- So it was his idea?

Not exactly.

Ladies and gentlemen,
we have a weasel.

[laughs]

Congratulations.

[rock music playing on radio]

- Getting ready for your trip?
- Yep.

Dale told me you were
taking his camper.

Yeah. Gonna head down
with Wayne and his wife.

Cool.

Just out of curiosity,
when exactly are you and Mom leaving,

and when exactly
are y'all coming back?

You're not bringing
your girlfriend here.

Excuse me for taking an interest
in your life.

Besides, your grandma will be here
the whole time.

Never mind.

Wait. So her house will be empty?

Look, I used to be your age.

But can you try thinking
with your brain for once?

If you used to be my age,
I think you know the answer to that.

All right, baby.
We're leaving here in a few minutes,

but we'll be back on Sunday,
and your Meemaw will be here.

- Sheldon?
- What?

- We're leaving.
- Where are you going?

- To San Antonio.
- When are you leaving?

- In a few minutes.
- When will you get back?

- Sunday.
- But who's going to watch us?

- Meemaw.
- Okay. Bye.

Can you at least give me a hug?

I can.

Hey. Just finishing up.

See you again soon.

- How you doing?
- All right, I guess. Dale here?

He went to go hang out
with my Meemaw.

Who, by the way, is at my house
all weekend, so that's a no-go.

Okay.

What do you wanna do later?
Movies? Putt-putt?

I was thinking
maybe we could go get a test.

- What kinda test?
- The pregnancy kind.

We're closed.

- But the sign says...
- We're closed.

[sighs with dismay]

This can't be happening.
How sure are you?

I'm not sure.
That's why I wanna get the test.

- Well, you don't look pregnant.
- That's not how it works, Georgie.

I know.
I'm just freaking out right now.

- Let's just go to the drugstore.
- Right.

- I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
- Please don't say that.

So, you've stayed
at this hotel before?

Oh, yeah. It's nice.

They got an indoor pool,
killer breakfast buffet.

There's even a real nice gym
I walk right past

on the way to the breakfast buffet.

Why didn't you tell me
there was a pool?

I would have brought my bathing suit.

Hotels have pools.
Didn't think I needed to mention it.

Well, it would have been nice
if you did.

They also have beds in the rooms.
Did you remember your pajamas?

Okay.
You don't have to act like that.

You don't need to blame me
'cause you forgot your bathing suit.

Well, I guess we're not
going in the pool.

Maybe you're not. I packed my suit.

Are you gonna behave like this
all weekend?

Responsible and fun-loving? Probably.

You are such a... monkey butt.

Come on. There's gotta be a more
insulting name you can call me.

I am sure there is,

but they're about to get in and they
do not need to hear us arguing.

Whoo-whee! [laughs]

- Hey, Mary.
- Darlene, good to see you.

- Hey. George, how's it going?
- Good, good.

We were definitely not arguing
ten seconds ago.

I figured we'd order pizza.

- Okay.
- What do you want on it?

Everything except onions,
green peppers, mushrooms, spinach...

No vegetables. Got it.

- How about a little salad, too?
- If you like wasting money.

Spoken like a true Texan.

- So, what's Sheldon like?
- A pain in the ass.

No. He means what does Sheldon like
on his pizza.

Oh.

[yells] Sheldon, what do you want
on your pizza?

- Still glad you came?
- Actually, I am.

- I don't want any pizza.
- See? Pain in the ass.

Well, we can get something else.

I don't want anything.
I'm not hungry.

Well, what's the matter?

My friends were supposed to play
Dungeons & Dragons with me,

but they canceled.

Aw, I'm sorry.

- We could play with you.
- Really?

Dale, that's nice,
but I don't think you'll like it.

- Afraid I might beat you?
- Actually, there's no one winner.

It's a cooperative game
where you use your imagination

to explore a fantasy world

with the help of the Dungeon Master's
pre-planned scenarios

and the rolling of polyhedral dice.

- Still sound fun?
- Yeah. Sort of.

I got it.

- Anybody see you?
- No.

And I didn't recognize
the guy behind the counter

but I used an Italian accent
just in case.

- Please tell me you're joking.
- [Italian accent] Oh, I'm-a no joking.

- Oh, God.
- Here. Do it.

I can't do it here.
I have to pee on it.

Okay, fine.

Although we've done crazier stuff
in this truck.

By the way, I made
reservations tonight

at that steak house
on the River Walk.

Ooh, fancy.

Oh, yeah. Nothing says fancy
like a two-pound slab of meat.

[chuckles] Oh, shoot.
I didn't pack my dress shoes.

See, George?

It might be helpful if you mentioned
some of these things ahead of time.

Here we go.

Wayne's always doing stuff like this.

I'm glad to know it's not just us.

That's why
I packed his shoes last night.

You did? Baby, you're the best.

Well, how can I be the best
when you are?

It is just us.

So how does this work?

You start by creating your character.

I wanna be
a Ninja Turtle Princess of Power.

Put me down for that, too.

You have to choose from
one of the character classes.

There's Thief, Druid,
Paladin, Wizard...

- The Wizard. I want that.
- All right.

Then I'll use my magic

to turn me into
a Ninja Turtle Princess of Power.

- No.
- Wait... What's a Paladin?

A Paladin is a holy knight
who crusades in the name of good.

- I like that. I wanna be that.
- Really?

Yeah. I've been meaning to do more
crusading in the name of good.

Okay. You say you got Thief
on that list? I'll be a Thief.

That sounds like fun.

Okay, I think I got it.
It takes ten minutes for the results.

- You want me to go in with you?
- To watch me pee on a stick?

I'm being supportive right now.
You could try the same.

[huffs]

[heart beating loudly]

I'm pregnant.
You sure I'm not too heavy?

No. I got it.

I guess it's time to do what people
do on their wedding night.

Georgie, we're gonna be parents.
We don't do that anymore.

Oh. Right.

Besides, my water just broke
all over your bed.

Dad gum it.

Stop having fun and help me
take care of these babies.

But I just got home from my day job.

And I only have ten minutes
to my night job.

That's ten minutes
you could be helping.

Now go change whichever this one is.

Georgie, there's a band called
Guns N' Roses on the phone.

- Really?
- Yeah.

The guitarist hurt his hand,
and they want you to fill in.

- Tell them I can't. I'm a dad now.
- Okay.

This is a long ten minutes.

Ooh, this camper is so cool.

We borrowed it
from my mom's boyfriend.

Yeah, you might not want to
poke around too much.

You find my mother-in-law's bra,
I'm driving into a brick wall.

Maybe we get one of these.

Spend our summers driving around,
just the two of us.

That sounds amazing.

- Where would we go first?
- Does it even matter?

We don't even have to
take it out the driveway.

You got that right.

- Can you guys not do that?
- Do what?

Be so happy.
You're married. Act like it.

- How do you put up with him?
- It's a good question.

- What's your secret?
- [both] Communication.

Oh, God.

Well?

- I'm not.
- Really?

- We're good.
- Thank God.

- What a relief.
- I know.

We better stop hugging

or you're gonna need
another stick to pee on.

You enter a dark and musty crypt.

Torches along the walls fill the room
with a flickering light.

In the center of the room
is a mysterious, glowing chest.

- What do you do?
- I open the chest.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

It's a chest
in the middle of a crypt.

It's a little suspicious,
don't you think?

I don't know.
I'm not even sure what a crypt is.

Aah!

It could be booby-trapped.

Thieves have the ability
to check for traps.

- Good for me. I can do that.
- Hold it.

This chest does not belong to us.

- So?
- I'm a Paladin.

It's not a very
Paladin-y thing to do.

You didn't wanna steal the key,
you didn't wanna fight the goblins.

You wouldn't even kill the spider.

You put it in a cup
and took it outside.

- That wasn't in the game.
- I know.

It was in real life, which is worse.

Could me and your Meemaw
have a little privacy, please?

We can leave,
but we're still gonna listen.

Also, you find no traps.

What is your problem?

You act like Mr. Goody Two Shoes

and you expect me to believe
that's real?

- Yeah.
- Well, I don't.

Sheldon said there were no traps.
[dismissive snort]

Now, I know it's hokey,
but at least once a day,

Darlene and I say one thing
that we appreciate about each other.

Isn't that sweet?
It was Wayne's idea.

- I appreciate you saying that.
- And I'm gonna vomit.

It's fine.
We know we appreciate each other.

Mary, is it fine?

I guess it wouldn't hurt to hear it
once in a while.

George?

- What? Now?
- You got something better to do?

- Come on, George.
- This is ridiculous.

Just do it, you baby.

Fine. Mary, I appreciate you.

That's the best you can do?

Baby, do you have any
single friends for this poor woman?

Mary, I appreciate how much
you take care of the house...

and all of us.

I know it's not easy.

Thank you. That means a lot.

I love it. Mary, you're up.

Well, George...

I appreciate how hard you work.

I know you make
a lot of sacrifices for us

and you don't get
enough credit for that.

Thank you.

Now let's hear
how much you appreciate me

for fixing your marriage.

- Shut up, Wayne.
- [chuckles]

I wonder who came up
with blue raspberry.

Raspberries ain't blue.

- It should be blueberry.
- You'd think.

But blueberries ain't blue either.
They're purple.

The whole blue food situation
in this country needs some work.

[laughs]

So what do you wanna do?

Probably something
with our clothes on.

- No kidding. That was scary.
- Terrifying.

I was afraid
I was gonna have to marry you.

- Afraid?
- Shaking in my boots.

And what exactly would be so terrible
about marrying me?

I didn't say terrible.

You can be afraid of things
that are great.

Like what?

Uh...

Oh, rollercoasters.

- You're an idiot.
- Rollercoaster's a good answer.

I didn't say sharks,
which is what I thought of first.

- You're making it worse.
- How is it worse? I didn't say it.

Rollercoasters is a good answer.

What happened to you?
You used to be fun.

Come on. I'm playing this stupid game
with your grandkids.

That's rude.

Cut the crap.
We both know this isn't you.

- Oh, I can't win with you.
- What does that mean?

- Forget it.
- No, I'm not gonna forget it.

- Talk to me.
- I don't wanna.

- Missy, help me out here.
- Communication is important.

I learned that
on the Fresh Prince show.

[grumbles]

I asked you to marry me
and you turned me down flat.

Are you still mad about that?

Hell, yeah, I'm still mad about that.

- He proposed?
- He just said he did. Pay attention.

And you didn't even
take it seriously.

I didn't take it seriously
because you were drunk.

That's when I'm the most honest.
You can ask anybody at the bar.

Okay, fine.
That still doesn't change the fact

that I'm not interested
in getting married again.

Why not?

I don't have to
explain myself to you.

- I'd like to know.
- And I'd like to play D&D.

We've been through this.

I like my life just the way it is,

and if you can't work with that
then, well...

- Well, what?
- Tough knuckles.

Whoa.

Huh.

Well, that's good then.

I don't have to pretend to be
Mr. Water-Drinking Nice Guy anymore.

[chuckles] That's what
I've been trying to tell you.

Yeah. Well, will you all excuse me?

- Where are you going?
- I'm gonna get myself a beer.

So you're standing in a crypt
looking at a locked chest.

- What do you?
- [Dale] Pull a beer out of it.

Get out of my way.

I'm a Thief
and I'm opening this chest.

Have at it.
I'm a Paladin with a buzz on.

Success.
The chest opens, revealing a scroll

with ancient writing in a strange
language you don't recognize.

What do you do?

I say this is boring...

And turn myself into
a Ninja Turtle Princess of Power.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

This game just got good.

- High five.
- Yeah.

Heroes in a half shell

Turtle power!

[theme music playing]

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