All language subtitles for Young Sheldon s04e02 A Docent.enng

[adult Sheldon] Presenting Sheldon
Cooper's top five sources of news

from my childhood.

Number five,
Star Trek Fan Club magazine.

Mom, DeForest Kelley's
favorite episode is "The Empath."

Good to know.

[adult Sheldon] Number four,
the Weather Cube from RadioShack.

[announcer over device]
The humidity is 90%

with a dew point of 79.5 degrees.

Mom, the dew point is 79.5 degrees.

[Mary] Okay.

[adult Sheldon] Number three,
The MacNeil/Lehrer NewsHour.

- [theme music playing on TV]
- Such a great theme song.

[singing]
Buh-buh-bum

[adult Sheldon] Number two,
Meemaw after a few beers.

It took a while,
but we finally picked a new name

for my bowling team, The Ballbusters.

Hey, Mom, guess what Meemaw
named her bowling team? The ball...

[adult Sheldon] And the number one
source of news from my childhood,

the bulletin board
at the train store.

News about trains
in a store full of trains. Yummy.

How did this not make
The MacNeil/Lehrer NewsHour?

[train whistles]

The train museum's looking for a docent.

What's a docent?

It's a person in a museum

who gives information on the exhibits.

Do you think they'd let
someone your age do that?

Why not? I have a high school diploma.

True.

I know more about trains than anybody.

True.

And I have the unique ability
to wear people down until I get my way.

So true.

Hello. I understand
you're looking for a docent.

I'm 11 years old, but you should know
I have a high school diploma,

and I know more about trains
than anybody.

You still sound on the fence.

[adult Sheldon] It was time to break out
my unique ability.

Let me tell you
about every model train I own

and what each of them means to me.

The first locomotive I ever received...

[adult Sheldon] Wouldn't you know it?
47 short minutes later,

I got the job.

[theme song playing]

You put your cleats in the truck?

Yep.

We should hit the road soon.
It's a long drive.

- Okay.
- I got your lunches here.

Extra Fruit Roll-Ups?

You each got two.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

What time is the game?

12:30.

Why are we talking about baseball
and not my impending docent-hood?

Who wants to tell him it's stupid?

Leave it alone.

And why do they make you wear
that goofy costume?

Ha. They don't. This is all me.

What do you got going on today?

Ooh, laundry,
grocery shopping, vacuuming.

I might go nuts
and dust the picture frames.

Well, nice.
Everybody doing something they love.

[scoffs]

Sheldon, you sure about this?

Yes. Leave the crusts on.

I'm a docent now.

Thanks for bringing me.

Hey, it got me out of driving
all the way to Missy's game.

I should be thanking you.

My little knuckles
might not be cutting it.

Would you give it a go?

Sure.

How's that?

Four knocks. Bold.

[chuckles]

Hello, hello.

Volunteer Docent Sheldon Cooper
reporting for duty.

Welcome aboard.

Train nomenclature
right out of the gate. Promising.

I like your conductor's uniform.

You know what they say.
Dress for the job you want.

Do I get an "ask me" button, too?

Well, thank you for asking,
and, yes, you do.

I'll be right back.

Do you see that bell?

That's from Texas and New Orleans
locomotive number 701.

I'd tell you more but you haven't
contributed the suggested donation.

Number 701 was built in 1930
by the Baldwin Locomotive Works.

It was a superheated
4-8-4 class GS-1 with...

I want my money back.

Here you go.

Thank you.

I know you're supposed to pick me up
at 4:00, but I may live here now.

Send me a Christmas card.

I'm glad Mom didn't come.

Why is that?

I can spit when I'm on the mound.

You can hock up anything you want today.

- [snorts]
- Not here.

[Missy] Aw.

We need to stop so I can pee.

I told you to pee
before we left the house.

That was an hour and a half ago.

[sighs]

Can't you hold it?

I may spit like a man,
but I have the bladder of a little girl.

[whirring]

I'm going to work.

Okay, have fun.

What... What time do you think
you'll be back?

Before dinner.

See you then.

[door closes]

[vacuum stops]

And my day off begins.

Just let me know
if you have any questions.

This is a very nice builder's plate.

How can you be sure it's not a replica?

Well, now, that is a great question.

Thank you.
I also know the answer. Do you?

Well, there's, uh,
rust and soot on the back of it

from when it was mounted
to the engine's smokebox.

Very good.

Ah, the 1937 Santa Fe diesel.

I've always loved that paint scheme.

I wonder if they had a name for it.

Cat's whiskers.

Correct.

Ha! Two for two.

Did you know that the word train
comes from the French verb "trainer"

which means to draw or drag.

[chuckling] Well,
I just learned something.

Well, if you enjoy learning things,

then you and I
are on the fast track to friendship.

Speaking of fast tracks, the Japanese
bullet train, or Shinkansen...

[exhales]

Ready to roll?

Not really.

What's wrong?

It happened.

What happened?

That thing that happens

to girls when
they're becoming young ladies.

What? Now?

I'm not happy about it, either.

[stuttering] Should we go home?

I'm pitching in an hour.

Do you think that's a good idea?
Maybe you need to lie down.

I don't need to lie down.

Okay. Well, maybe I need to lie down.

[Missy sighs]

Okay, we're gonna find a pay phone
and call your mother.

She's not here right now.
What can she do?

Well, I don't know what to do.

We're gonna go to a drugstore
and get what I need.

Go to a drugstore.

Okay, I can do that.

Breathe. We're gonna get through this.

[exhales sharply]

[Sheldon] It's almost opening time.

Can I flip the sign?

Have at it.

Five, four, three,

two, one.

We're officially open for business.

Anticlimactic.

[motorcycle revs over TV]

Get him, Dalton, get him.

Mary Cooper, what are you doing?

Nothing.

Why are you watching
Road House?

Why aren't you at work?

I asked you first, and my question
is way more interesting.

It was just on.

I don't even know what that is.

Then how'd you know his name's Dalton?

I don't have to explain myself to you.

This is a pretty dirty movie.

How do you know? It is rated R.

For violence, language,
and sexual content.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Nothing to be embarrassed about.

It's perfectly natural,
perfectly normal.

Dad, I know.

I'm telling myself.

How much money you need?

I'm not going in there, you are.

Why can't you go? It's embarrassing.

You just said it wasn't embarrassing.

Well, it is, and I lied.

Excuse me.

Hello. Welcome to
the Lone Star Train Museum.

I'm docent Sheldon Cooper.
If you have any questions...

You know where the bathroom is?

Indeed, I do.

You'll wanna chug along

past our authentic 1928
Southern Pacific Sunset Limited whistle.

Then keep going past
our conductor's uniform,

which was worn
on the Texas and Pacific Railway.

Then you'll come upon...

Son, I have to take a leak.

It's in the back.

Thank you.

And our toilets flush, unlike
the ones on trains before 1889.

[train whistle blows]

This is a genuine locomotive bell

from Texas and New Orleans number 701.

Now, there's a proper technique
to make the purest sound.

Most people don't know how to do that,
but you're in luck, because I do.

[bell ringing]

[train whistle blows]

If you wanna know more
about the Cotton Belt,

there's plenty in here.

Although, the facts
in that brochure are suspect.

[chuckles] Sheldon, I, uh...
I wrote this brochure.

While the origins of
the Southern Pacific go back to 1848,

the company wasn't formally started
until 1865.

And before you reprint these,
we should talk fonts.

[train whistle blows]

See, it's all in the wrist.

[train whistle blows]

And early trains
used the drop chute toilet,

also called the Hopper toilet,
which was really...

Couldn't you just listen
to this all day?

Now, how many times
have you seen Road House?

Sorry, can't hear you.

More or less than five?

'Cause that's how many times
I've seen it.

That's how many years
you're gonna be grounded

if you don't drop it right now.

Does Dad know you like this movie?

[vacuum stops]

No. And it is going to stay that way.

Why?

Because it is not something
I should be watching.

Then why are you watching it?

[exhales]

It is a guilty pleasure.
So would you drop it now?

Relax.

I ain't gonna tell nobody.

Thank you.

I think it's awesome you like it.

It is pretty cool how Dalton
doesn't drive his Mercedes to the bar

'cause he knows they're gonna trash it.

Dalton's no dummy.

No, sir.

It's right over there in aisle two.

Find everything you need today?

Yeah, think so.

[chuckles]

[clears throat]

You don't know what you're doing,
do you?

No, ma'am.

Would you like some help?

Yes, ma'am. Thank you, ma'am.

[laughs] Okay.

[bell ringing]

Uh...

We need to talk.

About this bell? You got it.

Did you know different engineers
would often...

Son, you're a sweet kid.

But I don't think this is working out.

What? Why?

I know everything there is
to know about trains.

See, now, that there is the problem.

People, when they come here,
they want to enjoy it.

They don't want to get lectured
in the bathroom.

And you have been correcting me

in front of the visitors
all morning long.

Would you prefer I send you a memo

of your mistakes at the end of the day?

- No.
- Because that's what I did

for the teachers at my school.
I think it brought us all closer.

Sheldon, it's great to have knowledge,

but you don't need
to show it off all the time.

Oh, I don't mind.

[chuckles]

You see, trains are all
about balance, right?

Now, you put too much water into
a steam engine, it can't do its job.

You let that water run low, boom.
It'll blow up.

Now, a good engineer makes sure

he uses just the right amount of water.

Not too little, not too much.

That make sense?

The fireman adjusts the water,
not the engineer.

And then he took my "ask me" button.

He didn't even ask me. He just took it.

Everybody gets fired
for something eventually.

For being too good at their job?

Well, Moonpie, sometimes
you just get too excited

about sharing the facts in your head.

But learning facts is the ant's pants,

which is the Australian derivation
of the "bee's knees."

See, you just learned something.

And wasn't that the cat's pajamas?

All's I'm saying is people
aren't always in the mood.

Well, they should be.

I'm happy to learn any fact at any time.

- Is that so?
- Yes.

Grab my knitting bag.

I don't recommend driving
while knitting.

Your reflexes aren't
what they used to be.

Just look in the bag.

Did you know that there are
three different kinds of yarn?

I didn't.

You got your animal, like wool,

your plant, like cotton,
and your synthetic, like acrylic.

Interesting.

You think so?

I'm glad to hear that,

because each one of them
has pluses and minuses.

And you're about to hear them all
in mind-numbing detail.

Nothing to worry about. We got this.

Really?

Everything you need's right here.

You're the best.

Come on, I'll show you
where the bathroom is.

Oh, and there's a very helpful cashier
named Gretchen you need to hug.

Come on.

Here she is, Gretchen.

Another way

to cast on in knitting
is called the slingshot.

Did you know the Wham-O company

was named after its first product,
the Wham-O Slingshot?

I'm the one saying the facts right now.

Unless you're tired of hearing them.

Sick of learning? Never.

Well, that's too bad.

How awesome was it when he fights
those four guys at once?

They were asking for it.

Dalton doesn't fight unless he has to.

True, 'cause when the doctor says,

"How many of these fights
you win?" He says,

[both] Nobody ever wins in a fight.

[both laugh]

Mmm, and I like how smart he is.

but doesn't feel like
he has to show it off.

No kidding.
Maybe Sheldon should watch it.

Hey. What was Dalton's
third rule of being a good bouncer?

Be nice.

That's right.

I think Dad would love
that you're into stuff like this.

I'm sure he would.

He took me to see Mad Max twice.

Really?

Actually, the second time,
we couldn't find a sitter,

so we brought you along.

How old was I?

I don't know. Four.

No wonder I'm so cool.

So, why you hiding it?

Well, 'cause I'm supposed
to be a good Christian.

Clearly, this is something
I need to work on.

Well, before you fix it,
you've gotta watch Die Hard 2.

Bruce Willis stabs a guy
in the head with an icicle.

Now, circular knitting
produces a seamless tube.

You already told me that.

Oh, did I?

Can we circle back
to double-pointed needles?

I have a follow-up question.

Hold that thought.

[indistinct chatter]

Strike two.

[crowd cheering]

One more. Just like that.

Strike three, you're out.

There you go!

That's how you do it.

Is that your little girl?

That's my little lady.

Well, sometimes.

[MacGyver over TV, voiceover] Carrying
the stuffing out of the caddy was easy.

Using it to stop the guys
chasing us was another matter.

The kids are asleep.

[MacGyver] Gasoline would help.
Always does...

You gonna watch that?

Well, it's MacGyver.
He makes stuff out of other stuff.

Why, do you wanna watch something else?

I thought maybe we could watch a movie.

Sure. Yeah. Which one?

Um... I don't know.

I heard that that movie Road House
is supposed to be good.

What's it about?

I think it's about a guy, um...

Dalton.

Who's a bouncer
who has to clean up a bar

that's been overrun
by a bunch of bad guys.

Oh, yeah. It's got that guy
who looks like Georgie in it.

No, he doesn't.

[laughs] Are you kidding?
He looks exactly like him.

Let's just watch MacGyver.

[George] Cool.

[theme music playing]

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