Original subtitles

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Rau yim xyoo dhau los kuv tau tau ua lag luam rau kuv tus kheej.

Kuv txoj kab tseem ceeb yog txiv neej thom khwm, Hoobkas thib peb,

uas kuv yuav hauv 200 phaus bales

thiab muag peb ua khub rau ib duas.

Thaum kuv xub pib,

Kuv raug thab plaub los ntawm tub ceev xwm hauv zos

thiab lub county sheriff lub chaw ua haujlwm mus yuav ib tug peddler daim ntawv tso cai,

thiab qhov ntawd tau noj tag nrho kuv cov nyiaj tau los.

Muaj kev cai ua hauj lwm raws li ob lub siab nyeem ntawv

thiab tus kws qhia ntawv,

Kuv paub tias ntev caj npab ntawm txoj cai tau tsawg dua

mus cuag yog kuv yog nyob rau hauv tus Tswv kev tiv thaiv.

Thiab yog li kuv invented lub Cov kwv tij me ntawm St. Mortimer.

[ suab nkauj kho siab ]

* Muaj tus neeg txawv ntawm kuv daim iav *

* Leej twg tsis paub yuav coj li cas *

* Nws ua rau luag ntxhi ' 'txog koj thiab whistlin' tunes *

* Thaum nws yuav tsum saib kuv shaving *

* Peb txav ib yam thiab peb saib tib yam *

* Tab sis kuv cog lus tias peb tau tau txais lub hlwb sib txawv *

* Thiab kev hlub peb nyob nrog koj *

* Tsuas yog ua kom pom tseeb *

*Nws siv los ua kuv tus ntxaib*

* Tam sim no muaj tus neeg txawv ntawm kuv daim iav *

* Thiab nws tsis xav tawm mus haus '*

* Nrog txhua yam nws cov phooj ywg tsis muaj ntxiv lawm *

* Nws tau txais peb ob leeg xav, koj yog yam peb nyob nraum 'rau *

* Peb twb vwm lawm thiab peb tsis tuaj yeem rov qab *

* Koj ib txwm nyob ib lub siab los yog lwm yam *

* Kuv lees peb yuav tsum tau ntawv pov thawj *

* Nws me ntsis schizophrenic thiab yog li kuv *

* Muaj tus neeg txawv ntawm kuv daim iav *

* Leej twg tsis paub yuav coj li cas *

* Nws ua rau luag ntxhi ' 'txog koj thiab whistlin' tunes *

* Thaum nws yuav tsum saib kuv shaving *

* Peb txav ib yam thiab peb saib tib yam *

* Tab sis kuv cog lus tias peb tau tau txais lub hlwb sib txawv *

* Thiab kev hlub peb nyob nrog koj *

* Tsuas yog ua kom pom tseeb *

*Nws siv los ua kuv tus ntxaib*

* Tam sim no muaj tus neeg txawv ntawm kuv daim iav *

[train horn tshuab]

[train horn tshuab]

[Txiv Laug Edgar] Bonjour.

Txais tos rau Como, South Arkansas.

Tsis yog lub zos koj hu ruam, tab sis hais txog kab lis kev cai

thiab lawv yuav tsoo koj cov pob nrog rauj.

Tus dais seev cev tuaj yeem khwv tau nyiaj ntau dua

tshaj Beethoven hauv lub zos no.

Tus qub Beethoven yog ib tug neeg seev cev tsis zoo.

Stack 'em zoo zoo Mr. Pittman,

thiab nco ntsoov peb muag thom khwm rau Vajtswv

ua los ntawm dig muag Cov me nyuam ntseeg Vajtswv.

Thawb lub shit xim av thiab tuav rov qab rau ntawm xiav.

Kuv tau daig nrog lub shit xim av xyoo tas los.

Vim li cas koj me me, tsis muaj sij hawm loj?

Koj, koj, koj, koj, koj yuav tuag muag thom khwm.

Zoo, zoo li koj ze li tuag ntawm Rio Grande.

Peb txhua tus muaj peb txoj kev npau suav, Mr. Pittman.

Kuv tau txais cov no cov pej xeem zoo hwm

los ntawm kev khaws cia lawv ko taw sov thaum lub caij ntuj no.

Kuv tau tso cai rau lawv muaj kev xyiv fab ntawm kev pub.

Vim li cas?

Ua tsaug rau cov poj niam.

Ua tsaug.

Kuv npau suav, Morales, tsis suav nrog Timberfest.

Tsis suav nrog koj.

Thiab kuv hais rau koj, nws tsis suav nrog thom khwm.

Npau suav rau, Kwv tij Pittman, npau suav rau.

[pawg claattering]

[qhov rooj clicks]

[qhov rooj bangs]

Bonjour.

Koj puas yog lumberjack?

Moi?

Tsis yog, tsis muaj.

Koj yog dab tsi nrhiav, monsieur?

Ib phau ntawv.

Smart txav, koj twb tuaj rau qhov zoo lawm.

Phau ntawv twg?

Phau ntawv kev cai lij choj, "Yuav ua li cas Ua Neeg Amelikas."

Plaub lub txee rau koj laug, immigration Law.

Ua tsaug.

[pab pawg sib tham]

Kuv tabtom xav ua ntej ntawm no, Kwv tij Edgar.

Nco ntsoov ua li cas ntau kuv yuav xav tau.

Zoo, kuv tsis yog visionary Mr. Spivey,

tab sis twv nws them los xav ua ntej.

Kuv yuav muab qhov no.

[ntiv tes tapping]

Koj puas yog neeg nyob hauv lub nroog?

Uh.

Tsuas yog lub nroog tso cai rau cov neeg nyob hauv

mus xyuas cov ntawv los ntawm Bookmobile.

Aw, Shakespeare.

Kuv nyiam Shakespeare.

Koj puas nyiam Shakespeare?

Yog lawm.

Kuv puas yuav piv koj mus rau lub caij ntuj sov hnub.

Koj mas zoo thiab mas...

hwj hot.

Nws kub.

kuv kub.

Koj puas kub?

Hmo?

Tsis yog, tsis muaj.

Tsis txhob hais dab tsi.

[ suab nkauj kho siab ]

[ax thuds] [npias txaws]

Yog lawm!

Hav!

[chainsaw buzzing]

[ax thudding]

[txiv neej grunting]

Gotta mus, bye.

Pom koj tom qab.

Txais tos rov qab, Mr. Pittman.

Muab 75 xees rau kuv rau ib tug raspberry slush.

Nws kub.

Koj xav tias txoj kev paved nrog raspberry slush, huh?

Qhov ntawd yog dab tsi?

Nws yog ib phau ntawv nkag teb chaws.

"Yuav ua li cas Ua ib tug neeg Amelikas."

Tsis yog, yuam kev.

Qhov no tsis yog ib phau ntawv hais txog kev nkag tebchaws.

Nov yog ib phau ntawv hais txog kev hais plaub.

Kev foob.

Tsis yog, tsis muaj.

Kev nkag tebchaws yog dab tsi koj ua thaum koj xav tsiv

los ntawm ib lub teb chaws mus rau lwm lub teb chaws.

Kev foob yog qhov koj ua thaum lub tuam txhab tsim

poob ib lub cib ntawm koj lub taub hau los yog ib tug neeg dag koj.

Ces koj coj lawv mus rau lub tsev hais plaub

thiab sue 'em rau txhua pob nyiaj koj tuaj yeem tau txais.

Qhov ntawd yog kev hais plaub.

Wow.

Suab zoo.

Kuv mam li nyeem.

Tam sim no koj tuaj yeem muab rau kuv 75 xees rau raspberry slush

rau kuv tus phooj ywg, thov?

Thov.

Ua tsaug.

Yoo-hoo.

* Kuv thov nws tsis txhob mus, hais Kuv nyob tsis tau yog tsis muaj nws *

Au kuv tus Vajtswv.

* Nws hais tias tsis yog txaus ntshai, koj yuav ciaj sia *

* Nws tsav tsheb mus, lub ntuj tig grey *

* Kuv quaj txhua hmo txog nws *

* Kuv tseem ua tsis taus pa '*

* Tab sis nws leavin 'mob ntau txhua hnub kuv tseem ciaj sia *

* Yog kuv nyob tsis tau nws, cas kuv tsis tuag *

* Rau ko taw nqes hauv lub caij ntuj sov, lub caij ntuj sov *

* Nrog lub pob zeb saum kuv taub hau *

* Tab sis ib yam dab tsi yuam kev 'vim tam sim no nws tau ploj mus *

*Thiab kuv nyob ntawm qhov hloov *

* Yog kuv nyob tsis tau nws, cas kuv tsis tuag *

[noog chirping]

Koj puas yuav saib qhov kev pom?

Zoo nkauj li daim duab.

Ciaj sia nrog tsw!

Qhov no yog dab tsi ua rau America zoo heev.

Toj roob hauv pes thiab kev muag khoom.

Kev muag khoom yog dab tsi ua rau America zoo heev.

[suab nkauj kho siab] [dej txaws]

[music ominous]

[ phom clicks]

Muab nyiaj rau kuv.

Kuv yog ib tug kws saib xyuas kev mus ncig,

cov nyiaj me me uas kuv muaj raug xaiv rau cov neeg pluag.

Koj puas yuav hnav thom khwm hloov?

Los ntawm, kuv xav saib seb koj cov pos hniav los yog tsis muaj.

Wooly thom khwm yog, cov pos hniav tsis muaj.

Tsuas yog muab koj qhov loj me rau kuv thiab kuv yuav ntses koj tawm ib khub.

Muab cov thom khwm thiab nyiaj rau kuv.

Tam sim no yog txhua yam kuv muaj.

Dab tsi xim rau cov thom khwm?

Xiav.

Huh?

Kuv xav tias kuv yog tad luv ntawm xiav.

[qhov rooj clicking]

Tsis messing los yog koj tuag.

[Slow tempo country music]

Koj yog tub sab kuv ntawm cov thom khwm no,

koj deprived tus txom nyem,

noj cov zaub mov ntawm lub qhov ncauj ntawm cov menyuam ntsuag

tam sim no nyob hauv lub Cov kwv tij me ntawm St. Mortimer,

ib lub tsev rau cov me nyuam ntseeg.

dig muag!

Xav txog uas thaum koj muab lawv rau.

Ua tsaug.

Nyob zoo os, Kid.

[dej txaws]

Vaj tswv!

Ntev npaum li cas nws coj Mexican wetback

kom khiav tawm nws lub plab?

Auj, tsis yog, 3000 tus neeg Mev raug cai hauv xeev Arkansas

thiab kuv yuav tsum nrhiav no me ntsis dick.

Hnub zoo, huh?

- Tsis yog nws? -Zoo li koj

txoj kev deb ntawm tsev, Señor.

[Morales] Yeah.

[Sheriff Becker] Nqa cov ntaub ntawv nkag tebchaws txhua lub sijhawm?

Vim li cas Tub Ceev Xwm Becker, zoo siab tau pom koj.

Mr. Pittman, dab tsi koj puas xav tias koj ua txhua yam?

jogging.

Nws nyob nrog koj?

Tshiab tuaj txog ntawm peb lub hom phiaj hauv Laredo.

Orphaned, tragic case. Koj puas tau hais tias jogging?

Yog lawm.

Hauv qhov kub no?

Jogging rau Yexus.

Yexus.

Mr. Pittman thiab tag nrho cov kwv tij

ntawm St. Mortimer cov lus ntuas

rau lub cev thiab raws li kev noj qab haus huv ntawm sab ntsuj plig,

tab sis peb yuav mus lig rau Vajtswv txoj hauj lwm.

Thiab tiv thaiv koj lub taub hau tiv thaiv lub hnub txhua lub sijhawm.

Xav tias kuv muaj kuv tus kheej ib tug wetback muaj, Reverend.

Koj ceev faj thiab mob siab rau lub luag haujlwm

yog ib daim credit rau koj, Sheriff.

cog lus los pab.

Kev sib tw rau reelection kuv pom.

Txhua txoj kev mus rau Lomas Falls.

Txaus siab rau koj qhov kev pov npav.

Auj, Lomas, caij tsheb ntev.

Tsis yog thaum muaj tshuaj yej kub tos

thaum kawg ntawm nws, Tij Laug Edgar.

Tshuaj yej? [ntxhi]

Cas quaint.

Quint, nws tsis yog.

Bye.

[ suab nkauj kho siab ]

Mus, tawm ntawm no!

Los, mus!

Ntsia koj, Woolsey, hog shit farmer.

[ phom bangs]

Vim li cas ho tsis sim Plumrod lub npe nrov mais siab ncuav qab zib

nrog wedges loj txaus los npog lub phaj noj hmo

thiab meringue rau saum

uas tsis yog txawm li ntawd los xya nti siab.

Thiab yog tias nws tsis yog, ces Slovas Plumrod yuav pub dawb rau koj.

kuv mam muaj lub npe nrov mais siab pie.

Rau kuv tus phooj ywg, nws yuav tsis noj dab tsi

mus txog thaum nws tiav zaub ntsuab.

Nws xav tau nws roughage.

[Morales hais lus nyob rau hauv txawv teb chaws]

Okay, koj noj koj cov zaub ntsuab thiab tsis txhob hais smut.

[Morales hais nyob rau hauv txawv teb chaws]

Yeej yog li koj hais zoo kawg lawm os.

[Nkauj ntseeg music]

Morales, Xav.

- Dab tsi? - Saib.

Nws yog tus uas nyiag kuv.

nyiag koj.

Leej twg nyiag koj?

Nws.

Auj, yog li ntawd. [hais lus txawv teb chaws]

[hais hauv lus txawv teb chaws] yog dab tsi?

Npauj npaim.

[Morales hais nyob rau hauv txawv teb chaws]

Dab tsi yog Spanish, Fabkis, thiab German

nrog trilingual dyslexic?

Tsis yog, tus me nyuam, tus me nyuam.

Dab tsi, dab tsi, dab tsi?

[Edgar thiab Morales] Tus Dej Dawb Kid.

[phaj tawg]

Koj muaj teeb meem dab tsi?

Khaws koj lub suab cia.

Dab tsi, dab tsi?

Thiab pes tsawg cov neeg nws tua, huh?

Dab tsi tsib, rau?

Oh. [hais lus txawv teb chaws]

Nws yog dab tsi? Tsis yog, nws tsis yog dab tsi tab sis ib tug me nyuam.

Mile siab pie.

Lawv twb pom nws lawm.

Koj thiab koj lub qhov ncauj loj,

Lawv yuav tua nws nyob nruab nrab ntawm kuv cov khoom qab zib.

Koj tsis tau khoom qab zib los yog koj roughage.

Peb muaj lub luag haujlwm.

Peb yuav tsum ceeb toom nws.

[hais lus txawv teb chaws] Nov yog niam pog vwm.

Koj mus lawm nyob ntawd, nws yuav tua koj.

Vim li cas nws thiaj yuav tua kuv?

Kuv, kuv, kuv yog nws tus txhiv dim.

Yog nws tua koj, Kuv coj kev lag luam.

mais siab pie mus, ok?

Auj, kuv khau.

Me nyuam.

Me nyuam, nco kuv, huh?

kuv yog koj tus phooj ywg.

[siren quaj]

Tub ceev xwm yog tos tua koj.

[lub log tsheb screeching]

Koj coj ib kauj ruam tawm ntawm lub qhov rooj thiab koj tuag.

Tsis yog kuv.

Lawv cov pos hniav wool, lawv yuav tuag.

Tawm ntawm no.

Noj kuv tus dev ua ntej.

[ phom clicking]

Okay, muaj koj txoj kev.

Aw, excuse me.

Zoo suit.

Fits koj nyiam nab.

Tau kawg nws ua.

Ua tsaug, Mr. Pines.

Koj muaj hnub zoo.

Koj muab nws qhov kev hloov tsis raug.

Tsis muaj.

Ib tsib caug rau ib duas rau Mr. Pines, kuv pom nws.

Saib, Morales, muaj qee yam

zoo tshaj sab laug tsis nkag siab.

Tam sim no los txog, cia peb tawm ntawm no.

Kuv yuav tsum tham nrog koj.

[music ominous] [qhov rooj bangs]

Huh, huh.

Koj xav nyob twj ywm, khaws cia koj txhais tes saib txhua lub sijhawm.

Kuv txiv ntxawm kawm tau li ntawd

thaum nws swb rau North Koreans.

Nyob zoo hnub no, cov txiv neej.

[Txiv Laug Edgar] Lub beacon nyob rau hauv roob moj sab qhua, Mount Ida Motel.

Rub tawm Morales, ntsia hlau tus nqi.

Hmo no peb pw hauv txaj tiag tiag.

Ntuj.

[Kid] Tsav rau.

Rov qab mus, Reverend.

[Tus Kwv Edgar] Peb yog leej twg?

Qhia rau spic rau ntaus gas, Reverend.

Ntaus gas, spic.

[van engine revving]

Kuv tau txais kuv tus ntxhais nrog.

Oh zoo.

Ntawd yog spic noj koj nyob deb deb, Reverend.

Kuv twb pom nws ua.

Yudas.

Ntawm no as tus dej Dawb Kid.

Nws muaj rab phom, yog li ntawd koj zoo dua saib koj lub nroog Yeiuxalees.

Thiab peb yog kho kom tau txij nkawm.

Peb yog?

Peb koom nrog.

- Txij thaum twg? -Tam sim no.

Thaum ntawd.

[laughs] Kuv koom nrog.

Peb tab tom yuav sib yuav.

Zoo, ua kev zoo siab.

Tsis yog qhov zoo, Morales?

Tsis txhob xav uas zoo heev?

Yog, zoo heev.

Kuv ntseeg tsis tau Kuv yuav tau sib yuav.

Koj yuav tsum mus ntsib kuv tsev neeg ua ntej.

kuv tsis tau sib yuav mus txog thaum koj ua.

Yog lawm.

Ms. Apple Lisa nyob qhov twg?

Puas yog qhov chaw nyob ntawm no?

Nws yog Lomas Falls tawm ntawm lub qhov loj.

Lomas Falls.

Wow, yog, yog caij npav heev.

Tsheb npav?

Tus ntxhais nyob qhov twg yuav tau nyiaj rau lub npav?

Auj, thov tso cai rau cov kwv tij

los pab rau tus nqi.

Ib tug kab tshoob khoom plig.

Tsis muaj, tsis muaj, tsis muaj.

Koj tuaj yeem coj peb, koj tuaj yeem qhov ntub dej ntawm lub log.

Koj tuaj yeem coj peb mus thiab koj tuaj yeem yuav peb.

Auj, zoo heev.

Lomas Falls.

Peb muaj peev xwm muaj ib co tshuaj yej nrog tub ceev xwm.

[motorcycle cav roaring]

[Suab nkauj kho siab heev]

[siren beeping]

[siren beeping]

Koj tau txais koj os hauv qab no, Kid.

Kuv yuav tsum pom qhov koj tau txais.

Auj, tsis yog, tsis yog ntawm cov thom khwm.

- Tsav tsheb. -Thov.

[dej txaws]

[insects chirping]

[crow caw]

[Txiv Laug Edgar thuam]

Cov ntaub ntawv hais tias koj tua rau 8 tus neeg, Kid.

Cov khoom Kuv tua tsis tau neeg.

Tsis yog neeg?

Tsis yog.

Lawv yog cov pos hniav.

Wooly cov pos hniav? [ntxhi]

Cov pos hniav yog dab tsi, Kid?

Ib yam li...

Ib yam li pos huab

nce los ntawm tus dej.

Sim tua kuv.

Lawv sim tua koj thaum twg?

Nws yog lub sij hawm lawv sim ntes kuv.

Yuav ua li cas koj yuav qhia ib tug wooly cov pos hniav los ntawm ib tug neeg ib txwm, hm?

Qhov muag.

Qhov muag?

Yog, saib wool gyms, lawv tsis pom qhov muag pom.

Tsis muaj Sheriff, tsis muaj leej twg mob siab yog tua lawv tag nrho.

Lawv tsis yog neeg.

Tsis dag.

[ob leeg chuckle]

[cua tshuab] [Nkauj ntseeg music]

Oh.

Kuv yuav tau txais tua los ntawm Yonder ntawm Plummer's

yog tias nws tsis yog rau koj.

Kuv pom lawv tag nrho nrog lawv cov pos hniav.

Koj tib leeg xwb leej twg puas tau ua dab tsi li ntawd

pab kuv ua ntej.

Koj yog kuv tus phooj ywg.

Kuv txaus siab rau ua koj tus phooj ywg, Kid.

Txaus siab.

[White River Kid luag]

Tsis muaj leej twg xav co tes nrog kuv zoo li ua ntej.

[Txiv Laug Edgar luag]

[Morales humming]

[Morales hais lus nyob rau hauv txawv teb chaws]

Tau qhov ncauj ntau.

[Edgar] Koj hais koj tej lus thov tag kis no, Mr. Pittman?

[Apple Lisa] Kid?

Nws vwm li ib tug loon.

Nws pom cov pos hniav.

Wooly cov pos hniav?

Cov pos hniav yog dab tsi?

Lomas Falls yog lub qab ntug kawg ntawm ntug.

kuv xav mas tsim txom los ntawm North Koreans

ces mus rau Lomas Falls.

Thiab nws txhais tau tias peb nco kev sib tw hug hu rau ntawm Waco.

Qhov no phem heev rau kev lag luam.

Tub ceev xwm Becker mus rau qhov ntawd.

Uh.

Peb tsis tuaj yeem ua qhov kev pheej hmoo no.

Koj puas nrhiav qhov no?

Yog koj tua nws, koj yuav tsum tua nws thiab.

Nws muaj lub qhov ncauj loj dua tshaj tag nrho Grand Canyon.

Si.

Tsis muaj.

Kuv hais li cas no?

Qhov no, qhov no yog kev tua neeg.

Koj tsis tuaj yeem mus xwb ncig tua neeg.

Tua hnub no, National enquirer tag kis.

Koj tau lub siab phem.

Saib kuv.

Kuv poob kuv rab phom.

Koj pom kuv rab phom?

Morales, koj pom tus menyuam rab phom?

Ntawm no yog koj rab phom, Kid.

[suab nkauj kho siab]

Noj nws.

Yog lawm.

Yog lawm.

Ah.

[ phom clicks]

[Tense ominous music]

Saib ntawm kuv ob lub qhov muag.

[Apple Lisa] Tshuab nws lub qhov ntswg tawm, Me nyuam.

[Kid] Cia saib.

[Tij Laug Edgar] Kid, thov.

[Nkauj ntseeg music guitar]

Kov kuv rab phom dua thiab kuv mam li tua koj.

Wooly cov pos hniav los tsis muaj.

Qhov no phem heev rau kev lag luam.

Peb yuav tsum tau tshem ntawm lawv.

[Apple Lisa] Kuv xav noj tshais, cia mus.

[Txiv Laug Edgar] Hamburgers, fries, donuts, colas.

Koj paub tseeb tias koj tsis xav tau ib co zaub xam lav nrog cov khoom no?

Koj paub, peb muaj peb complexions los xav txog.

Los ntawm no, tuaj, tuaj ntawm no.

Tam sim no saib tawm muaj.

Huh?

Nov yog county Sheriff Becker.

Nws paub koj, Kid.

Sawv daws paub koj.

Tus npauj npaim ntawd hauv koj lub plhu, koj raug cim tseg.

Koj nto moo.

Yog, koj yog ib tug neeg nto moo, Kid.

Koj tsuas yog taug kev hla mus rau tub ceev xwm lub chaw ua haujlwm, hm?

Nws yuav pom koj lub ntsej muag.

Xav, Dawb River Kid.

[fast tempo country music]

[Xibhwb] Zoo, cia peb mus, tuaj.

Kuv lub ntsej muag nyob qhov twg?

Nws tsis nyob ntawd.

Mr. Pittman, thaum kawg! [luag]

[Jim luag]

Ntawm no koj mus, Jim.

Ua tsaug ntau, Ralph.

Qhov ntawd yog qhov kuv nyob ntawm no.

[pab pawg sib tham]

Cia kuv saib, Kid.

Yog li kuv yuav pom koj ntawm Boot Scooter

rau kev ncaws pob ncaws pob?

Aw, you bet, Jim.

- Koj xav tawm? -Yog.

Koj xav mus?

Los, cia peb mus.

[Xib Fwb] Xwb, cia peb mus.

Whoo!

Whoo-ho-ho!

Me nyuam!

[pab pawg sib tham]

Ua tsaug.

Nws yog nws, kuv xav paub tias tattoo nyob qhov twg.

Mus, mus, mus!

[siren quaj]

-Auj. - Nres.

Koj nres.

Kuv ploj lawm.

Kuv xav mus tsev.

Thiab yog tias koj tsis coj kuv,

Kuv yuav mus nrhiav tus tub ceev xwm thiab hais rau nws.

Koj nyob qhov twg?

Kuv twb tau tag nrho cov no lub zos nrhiav koj.

-Koj ploj lawm. -Kuv hais rau koj.

[siren quaj]

[brakes screeching]

[Apple Lisa] Tus me nyuam nyob qhov twg thiab nyob qhov twg kuv damn cola thiab pop?

Hav, koj nyob ntawm kuv lub taub hau damn.

-Auj! -Auj, koj greaseball!

Hnov tias, nws hu kuv greaseball.

Qhov ntawd yog kev hais lus phem.

Kuv yuav foob nws.

Thiab nws ntaus koj nrog nws lub hnab nyiaj, qhov ntawd yog kev quab yuam.

-Uh-huh. - Kuv tau txais koj ntawm qhov no.

-Uh-huh. - Kaw thiab mus!

Aw-oh.

Cia li nyob ntsiag to.

Cia nws nyob ntsiag to.

Nyob ntawm no.

Cia li rov qab los rau hauv lub van, tsav mus dhau, Reverend.

Kuv yuav tsis cuam tshuam Vajtswv txoj kev vam meej.

Koj muaj teeb meem ntawm no, Tub Ceev Xwm?

Dawb River Kid muaj lwm qhov pom.

nyob hauv nroog no dab tsi?

Muaj tseeb tiag nws yog nws.

Tau txais nws qhov kev sib tw loj loj

ncaws tawm Hnub Thursday ntawm Boot Scooter,

Kuv vam tias koj yuav los ntawm thiab muab koj txoj koob hmoov rau nws.

Koj tuaj yeem suav rau kuv, Tub Ceev Xwm.

Foom koob hmoov rau koj.

[Slow tempo country music]

Wb mus, Lomas Falls.

Kid, koj nyob qhov twg?

Kuv tau colas.

[Apple Lisa] Aw, ua tsaug, Kuv xav tau, oh, Vajtswv!

[Apple Lisa] Koj yuav tsum kawm yuav ua li cas tsav, damn ruam taub hau.

Tam sim no, peb tsis xav tsis muaj leej twg

tua ua ntej

thiab nug cov lus nug tom qab, txoj cai, Kid?

Txoj cai.

Yog li leej twg nug

nws yog daim tawv nqaij mob cancer.

Koj puas hnov ​​kuv?

Tus me nyuam tau mob cancer ntawm daim tawv nqaij yog leej twg nug.

Cia peb muab lwm tus tso rau ntawm no.

Whew.

Yog kuv tsis tau kuv ib cola tsis ntev, kuv yuav tuag xwb.

[khoom noj khoom haus] Zoo siab txais tos Socrates, Tij Laug Edgar.

Puas yog Socrates zoo li hauv Socrates,

kev ua koob tsheej Greek philosopher?

Nws yog tseeb, Tij Laug Edgar.

Dab tsi ntawm lub siab uas yuav tsum tau, huh?

Dab tsi noj hmo.

Hav, muab cov ntawd rau kuv.

Los ntawm.

[qhov rooj clicks]

Lawv xav tau roj?

Koj xav tau roj?

Aw, just $10 nqi, uas yog tag nrho.

Tsuas yog 10 bucks, Pasco.

[qhov rooj bangs] [dog qws]

Teeb meem nyob ntawd, Kwv tij Edgar, teeb meem loj.

Lub Dunn cov kwv tij, JC thiab Houston.

Ob peb txhais tau tias saib cov tub.

Social deprivation ntawm lub xoob, huh?

Ah, saib ntawm no.

-Aw yeah. -Huh?

Kuv khaws cov khoom no.

Thiab Lisa xav hnav khaub ncaws ntawd.

Koj txaj muag kuv nyob ntawm no, tus tub.

Kuv tsuas muaj 20 thiab 10 ntawm qhov ntawd yog rau roj.

Koj tus tub no?

Yog lawm.

Nov yog kuv tus tub.

[Morales sighs]

Nov yog kuv tus tub.

Ntawm no tus tub, koj xav tau ib tug muaj hmoo luav ko taw?

Kuv nyiam luav ko taw thiab.

Dab tsi yog qhov teeb meem txog tus tub lub ntsej muag?

tawv nqaij mob cancer.

Nws tsis paub.

Kuv coj nws mus ib lub tsev kho mob hauv Houston.

[Apple Lisa] Ntawm no, xav tias.

Tsis muaj nqi nrog cov khoom no, Tij Laug Edgar.

[Apple Lisa] Aw.

- Ua tsaug. - Xav zoo.

Vajtswv foom koob hmoov rau koj.

Los ntawm cov me nyuam, cia peb mus.

Saib xyuas tam sim no koj txhua tus.

[Apple Lisa] Nyob zoo, ua tsaug.

[Houston] Koj puas yuav saib ib tug dago greaser.

Tsis yog nws tau tus hluas nkauj ntxim hlub? [luag]

Nws zoo li ib tug gal, puas yog koj?

Ua cas koj ho tsis co li ass rau peb, greaseball.

[JC thiab Houston luag]

Koj ua dab tsi hauv Socrates hauv qhov hnav ris tsho, tus tub?

Peb yog ib tug mus txawv tebchaws tes haujlwm ua Vajtswv tes haujlwm.

Puas yog Vajtswv txoj haujlwm?

Nkag mus, nkag mus, nkag mus hauv lub van, nkag mus rau hauv lub van.

Socrates koj greaseball.

- Rov qab mus ua si, tus tub! -Koj xav kom kuv yuav tsum

tua 'em, Kwv tij Edgar?

Tsis yog, tsis muaj, tsis muaj li ntawd yam tsim nyog.

Cia li mus rau hauv lub van, nkag mus rau hauv van.

Los thiab ua si, huh?

[JC thiab Houston yelling]

-Cia li tub. -Hoo-hoo.

[ob leeg zoo siab]

Kuv txiv ntxawm yog ib tug zoo heev hero nyob rau hauv lub Korean tsov rog.

Kuv puas tau hais rau koj?

Nws swapped coj nrog communist nyob hav zoov.

Thiab sawv daws paub tias communist vwm.

Thaum lawv tau txais nws,

ces lawv xav muab nws tso tseg.

Lawv xav qhia nws.

Zoo, thaum kuv tseem yog menyuam yaus, kuv txiv ntxawm qhia kuv txoj kev ciaj sia.

Kev ciaj sia yog kev tsim txiaj.

Tig lwm tus plhu thiab ciaj sia.

[Slow tempo country music]

[chain clanging]

Peb tau taug kev mus rau lub teeb

ntawm "Hnub ntawm Lub Neej Tuag".

Lub plhu koj yuav tig tam sim no, Tij Laug Edgar?

Nej txhua tus neeg txawv tawm ntawm lub van.

[qhov rooj bangs]

Nej cov me nyuam tsiv mus los koj yuav quaj rau hnub.

Rau peb sub tus Tswv kev tiv thaiv.

[Houston swb]

Kuv xav tias lo lus quaj quaj ua rau lawv tej teeb meem.

Cia txhua tus thiab kuv yuav, Kuv yuav mus parlay nrog cov neeg

thiab kuv paub tseeb lawv mam li mloog vim li cas.

Los tam sim no koj txhua tus taug kev deb ntawm lub van.

Nws tsis muaj txiaj ntsig rau koj.

Thiab koj tuaj yeem tawm ntawm bitch.

Nws yuav tau txais shag assed.

Tsis yog, tus tswv. [luag]

Kuv xav tias spic, JC.

Koj tau txais nws, Houston.

Saib qhov no, qhov no

yog tus ntoo khaub lig dawb huv

ntawm cov kwv tij me ntawm St. Mortimer.

Saib seb tus ntoo khaub lig.

Saib seb lub saw.

Dai rau.

Koj ua txhaum txoj cai.

Txhua tus pej xeem yog lav pub dawb thiab kev thaj yeeb nyab xeeb

mus rau txoj kev loj.

Tam sim no txav los yog peb yuav xa ib daim ntawv foob rau chav kawm A

rau kev ntxhov siab ntawm kev thaj yeeb

thiab lub deprivation ntawm peb txoj cai pej xeem.

[Houston luag]

Clarence Darrow nyob.

Txav koj lub nroog! [hais lus txawv teb chaws]

[Morales grunts] [chain clanging]

[ riam slashes] [dramatic music]

JC.

[Houston gurgling]

Uh, uh, uh, koj yog leej twg?

Me nyuam!

Wooly cov pos hniav, koj tsis coj kuv rov qab.

Kid, tsis muaj!

[ phom bangs]

Auj, tsis muaj.

Lawv ua txhaum txoj cai.

Lawv yog cov pos hniav wool.

Koj paub, muaj kev ntseeg loj tuaj

tias ntuj txiag teb tsaus muaj tiag

qhov twg hauv qab lub ntiaj teb crust.

Daim duab no zoo ib yam li qhov chaw raws li txhua yam pib khawb.

[Hog squealing]

Hogs.

[suab nkauj kho siab]

Hogs!

Tawm tawm!

Los, tawm ntuj raug txim!

[Kid] Tsav lub tsheb no!

Kid, vim li cas koj ntshai heev, Kid?

Hogs, razorback hogs, lawv noj dab tsi.

Txhua yam.

Lawv tsis yog dab tsi tab sis hog shit tag kis.

Heev ib obituary.

Lawv hog shit tam sim no.

America paub meej yuav nco cov tub no.

[Slow tempo country music]

* Khaws koj txoj kev xav thiab twv koj lub sijhawm *

* Travelin 'los ntawm yog ib lub zos ntawm ib lub sij hawm *

* Nws yog koj tus tsim *

* Koj lub neej zoo tab sis nyeem cov cim *

* Koj tau txais roj hauv koj lub tank thiab txoj kev rau koj lub tsev *

* Lub sijhawm ntawm koj sab thiab koj lub neej yog koj tus kheej *

* Thiab saib rov qab ib qho pov tseg ntawm lub sijhawm tab sis nyeem cov cim *

* Tsis muaj leej twg tuav koj koj sau tsis muaj moss *

* Ua ntej ntawm qhov kev ua si yog li koj hais *

* Tsis nyob qhov twg tseem koj nyob nraum tsis poob *

* 'Ua rau koj coj lub neej txoj kev lwj siab *

* Ob hmo ntuj thiab nruab hnub *

* Lub caij yuav hloov thiab koj lub neej yog tib yam *

* Thiab muaj ib hnub koj sawv nce thiab pom koj nyob ib leeg *

* Thiab dhau sijhawm *

-Who! - Tau, Kid.

Mus rau.

* Cov cim *

Yuav tsum tau txais kuv qhov tawm.

Tos!

Ntawm no kuv tuaj.

Peb tuaj yeem mus tam sim no.

Dab tsi?

Yog, cia peb mus.

Peb cia li tso lawv ntawm no.

-Me nyuam. - Koj hais dab tsi?

- Dab tsi? -Me nyuam.

Ua li ntawd thiab qee qhov deputies yuav pom dab ntxwg nyoog

tawm ntawm Kid pob ntseg thiab muab ib lub mos txwv rau hauv nws lub taub hau.

-Me nyuam. -Koj ua tsis tau.

Kid, koj nyob qhov twg?

Cia li cia nws nyob ntawm no?

Vim li cas ho tsis?

Koj yuav ua dab tsi?

Koj xav cawm nws tus ntsuj plig?

Me nyuam yog ib tug neeg tua neeg.

-Me nyuam. -Huh?

Koj li cas?

Tam sim no koj yog dab tsi koj tau ntxiv kev tua neeg

rau koj lis os kev ua phem, Senor Pittman, huh?

Kev tua neeg raug tsim txom.

Kev tiv thaiv tus kheej.

Kuv cawm koj txoj sia.

Peb tawm tam sim no, oh yog.

-Me nyuam. -Tsis muaj.

[Apple Lisa] Tuaj tawm ntawm qhov ntawd dej tam sim no.

Tsis nyob hauv kuv phau ntawv.

Hav, nws mus qhov twg?

Nws mus lawm.

Nws yog, nws yog, nws yog tsuas yog dhia dej, tsis txhob txhawj.

Tsis yog, nws tsis tuaj.

Kid, Kev.

Nws hnov ​​tsis tau koj.

Tau kawg nws tsis hnov ​​kuv,

nws sub tus dej da dej, koj ruam.

Tej zaum nws yuav poob dej.

Nws yuav tsis poob dej.

Qhov no yog Dawb River Kid, tus tub no yog ntses.

Koj saib 20 bucks hais tias nws yuav rov qab

ua ntej koj tuaj yeem suav rau 10.

Koj yuav tsum bet.

Koj yuav bet nyiaj txiag rau tus tub no lub neej.

Tsis tas li ntawd koj tsis ua muaj nyiaj mus twv txiaj.

Muab tso rau ntawm kuv lub tab.

Koj muaj wager.

Deal.

Ib.

Dos.

Trois.

Plaub!

Nws underground tus tub ntawd.

Cia nws tawm, tshem nws tawm.

Nws yuav tsis poob dej, Kuv hais rau koj tias nws ua tsis tau.

Tsib!

Txhob suav qhov ntawd!

Nres nws!

Cia li tuav nws, koj puas, Morales?

Koj mus qhov twg lawm?

Me nyuam!

Rau!

Nres nws!

Nres nws.

Nws mus nyob rau ntawd.

Tsis yog tam sim no.

Tsis txhob coj nws tam sim no, thov.

- Me nyuam! -Cia nws tawm.

Me nyuam.

Los ntawm.

Thov pab nws. Kid, koj nyob qhov twg?

Me nyuam?

-10! - Tsis yog!

Koj xav tias kuv yog them koj, koj mob!

Tsis muaj.

Lo lus cog lus siv tau los ntawm txoj cai me me tsev hais plaub.

Ha!

Whoa!

[Apple Lisa cheering]

Hav, nyob ntawd!

Dab tsi, kuv qhia koj li cas?

Me nyuam.

Kwv tij Edgar, tus qub no ntses tau tos koj.

[White River Kid luag]

[fire crackling] [insects chirping]

[nkauj kho siab]

Ua kev hlub zoo li no, koj yuav muab kuv ib tug me nyuam.

Haus cawv ua rau koj muaj menyuam.

[ob leeg luag]

Funny dhau lawm.

Leej twg hais rau koj?

Niam.

Nws hais txhua zaus nws haus cawv, nws muaj menyuam.

[ob leeg luag]

Zoo, muaj pes tsawg nws puas muaj menyuam?

Vim li cas ntau dhau kuv twv.

Tsis paub tiag.

Peb muab tso rau hauv ib lub tsev.

Lawv muab koj tso rau hauv ib lub tsev.

Hais rau kuv hlub Vajtswv,

thiab lawv muab kuv ua kevcai raus dej,

thiab nplawm kuv ass tsav dab ntxwg nyoog tawm.

Yog li ntawd kuv tau taug kev tawm ntawm qhov ntawd.

Kuv nyob ntawm tus dej.

Thiab ntawm tus dej.

Thiab nyob rau hauv tus dej.

Kuv hlub tus dej.

kuv hlub koj.

[ suab nkauj kho siab ]

* Sim sim daws qhov txhaum *

* Nyob rau hauv lub zos thaj yeeb, nws yog lub caij ntuj sov *

* Ib tug ntxhais zoo nkauj xwb hnia nws hlub goodbye *

* Qee zaum ntawm hmo nws ploj *

* Foul ua si yog cas tub ceev xwm ntshai *

* Rau cov tsis ntseeg tus neeg raug tsim txom *

Yees-haw!

Whoo!

[poj niam giggles]

Ah.

Saib.

* Tub ceev xwm npog mais ntawm av *

* Tsis muaj kab nyob, tsis pom qhov tseeb *

* Muaj zoo li tsis daws qhov teeb meem *

* Ces ib tug txiv neej tshwm sim ib hnub *

* Thiab tus ntxhais ntxim hlub kev tu siab tau ploj mus *

* Tus kws kho mob no tau kho nws txoj hmoo *

kuv hais luag ntxhi.

* Koj tsis tuaj yeem khiav tawm caj npab ntev ntawm txoj cai *

* Koj tsis tuaj yeem khiav ntev *

Okay?

* Ntawm txoj cai *

Kuv yuav rov qab los.

* Nws ncav cuag ntev yog li koj ua yuam kev *

* Koj yeej yuav poob *

* 'Ua rau koj tawm tsis tau khiav lub caj npab ntev ntawm txoj cai *

[pab pab pawg] [pab pawg txhawb zog]

[Slow tempo suab paj nruag]

Excuse me ma'am, koj zoo li raug tso tseg.

Zoo li lub nkoj nyob hauv suab puam.

Huh?

Kuv ib hmo so hauv hnub so,

Kuv tau daig nrog rotten apple.

Aw, huh.

Thov kuv muab koj zaum ntawm kuv lub rooj?

Vim li cas ua tsaug, Sir.

Tus txiv neej zoo li cas koj ua qhov chaw zoo li no?

Tso cai rau kuv.

Ua tsaug.

* Cov daus tshiab blossoms nyob rau hauv lub caij nplooj ntoos hlav *

Koj puas xav haus dej haus?

Tsis maj.

Thaum tus waiter nres los ntawm, Kuv mam li muaj Cincinnati pussy.

* Lawv nyob ze *

Kuv tsis tau muaj ib tug ntawm cov.

Nws muaj ib tug heev kick rau nws.

Thiab ces nws ua rau koj purr.

Huh?

Ua ib qho kev hloov ntawm txhua yam tshuaj yej.

Tshuaj yej?

Huh?

Los ntawm qhov kuv hnov, Lomas Falls yog qhov chaw rau tshuaj yej.

Zoo, yog hais tias yog dab tsi koj hnov, ces tej zaum yuav yog li ntawd.

Oh.

[insects chirping]

* Ua neej nyob zoo li koj hlub txhua hnub *

* Duab ntxoov ntxoo cast point *

Koj tau lub teeb?

Tab sis tau kawg, cia kuv.

Zoo mloog.

Kuv nyiam tus txiv neej nrog tus zoo suab, tau cov kua txiv ntws.

Hmo.

Koj puas paub kuv txhais li cas?

Aw-huh.

Yog lawm.

[insects chirping]

Saib nws nyob rau ntawd zaum nyob rau hauv muaj ua txhua yam dawb huv.

Nws tsis dawb huv li ntawd.

Ntseeg kuv, Kuv twb pom nws qhov muag lawm.

[fast tempo upbeat country music]

Kuv xav tau dej qab zib.

Kuv thiab.

* Muaj tus neeg txawv ntawm kuv daim iav *

* Leej twg tsis paub yuav coj li cas *

* Nws ua rau luag ntxhi ' 'txog koj thiab whistlin' tunes *

Thov txim thib ob, kuv yuav rov qab los hauv ob feeb, ok?

-Kuv tsis xav tias yuav ntsib koj. - Kev sib tw txhua txoj kev

mus rau Lomas Falls nrog Tub Ceev Xwm Becker.

Yuav tsis muaj nco nws rau lub ntiaj teb no.

* Muaj tus neeg txawv ntawm kuv daim iav *

* Leej twg tsis paub yuav coj li cas *

Nyob zoo, Mr. Pines.

Koj ua li cas?

Au, kuv paub koj lub ntsej muag.

Morales Velazquez Hernandez Rivera Pittman: 5 Lab tus kiv cua tos koj rau Webtalk!

kws lij choj.

Tej zaum kuv tuaj yeem pab tau koj.

Tseeb, tseeb, koj tuaj yeem pab kuv.

Cia li nyob ntawm kuv txoj kev.

*Ua rau kuv ntxaib*

* Tam sim no muaj tus neeg txawv ntawm kuv daim iav *

Tseem zoo li koj lub tsho, Mr. Pines.

[pab pawg ntseeg] [group npuaj teg]

Tam sim no kuv xav muab tus Tswv lo lus tom qab kuv txoj kev sib tw.

Nej txhua tus paub nws.

Koj paub nws rau nws txoj haujlwm nrog cov dig muag thiab cov neeg xiam oob qhab.

Nej sawv daws hnav nws nkawm thom khwm.

[pab luag]

Tuaj ntawm no, Tij Laug Edgar

ntawm cov kwv tij me ntawm St. Mortimer.

[pab pab pawg]

Um, excuse me.

Kwv tij Edgar

[Sheriff] Tau kawg, tij laug.

Kwv tij Edgar.

Yog lawm os.

Ua tsaug, Sheriff.

Kuv twb paub qhov zoo txiv neej rau,

nws tau ntev npaum li cas?

Peb yog menyuam yaus ua ke.

Yog, peb, peb yog menyuam yaus ua ke.

Kuv xaiv txoj cai, Kwv tij Edgar xaiv Vajtswv.

Amen.

Amen.

Vajtswv thiab kev ncaj ncees ntawm txoj kev loj.

County Sheriff Becker point koj votes nyob rau hauv nws cov kev taw qhia.

Thiab tam sim no lub sijhawm no,

kuv xav nej txhua tus kom nyo hau taub hau

ib pliag nyob rau hauv ntsiag to meditation

rau cov tsawg hmoov zoo dua peb tus kheej.

Nyob rau hauv lub teb chaws xauv xeev Arkansas,

cia peb thov Vajtswv ... rau cov

nyob rau hauv kev txaus ntshai ntawm hiav txwv.

Qhov twg yog damn soda?

Nyob zoo, um, kuv lub npe yog Valentine Costello

thiab kuv yog ib tug trainee raws li tus kws kho mob hosiery

rau cov kwv tij ntawm St. Mortimer.

Thiab kuv tsuas xav muaj ib lo lus nrog txhua tus yog tias kuv ua tau.

Kuv yuav ua, Ms. Costello.

Ms. Valentine Costello, poj niam thiab txiv neej.

[pab pab pawg]

Ua tsaug.

kuv xav qhia koj hais txog tus txiv neej no, puas yog?

Kuv xav qhia qhov tseeb rau koj txog Kwv Tij Edgar

thiab cov Cov kwv tij me ntawm St. Mortimer.

Kwv tij Edgar, nws yog ib tug,

ib tug neeg siab mos siab muag, nej txhua tus.

Thiab nws xwb tsis txhob hais rau nws tus kheej

yog li kuv yuav mus hais rau nws ntawm no.

Nws tau mob siab rau nws lub neej pab lwm tus.

[pab pab pawg]

[ suab nkauj kho siab ]

Rau cov poj ntsuam, thiab cov menyuam ntsuag, rau cov lag ntseg, thiab cov dig muag,

rau cov tsiaj muaj kev phom sij poob tawm ntawm txoj kev loj.

Buddy, koj tau txais ib lub tiaj,

thaum nws yuav nres thiab pab koj kho qhov ntawd.

[Apple Lisa] Thiab tus muam, koj tau lub siab uas mob.

Zoo, nws yuav pab koj cov txiv neej thiab, ok?

Yog li thov, thov, neeg muab koj txhais tes tso rau hauv koj lub hnab ris

raws li kuv hla lub kaus mom

rau Tij Laug Edgar Tsev rau Cov Me Nyuam dig muag Christian.

Yog lawm!

Auj, yog!

Ua tsaug.

Ua tsaug txhua tus.

Tus ntxhais zoo, tus ntxhais zoo.

[Slow tempo country music]

Eva Nell,

qhov chaw rau tshuaj yej.

Tam sim no ib tug brews nws zoo li nws.

Ntug ntawm lub crater.

Peb yuav tsum yog mus ze lub Lomas.

Txoj cai ua ntej.

[Apple Lisa] Muaj Indian, muaj Indian.

[Tij Laug Edgar] Cov cim ntawm kev vam meej.

Peb yuav tsum nyob ze ntawd, huh?

[Apple Lisa] Yog, kuv yuav qhia koj sai li sai tau thaum kuv pom lub qhov.

Ceev faj, Kwv tij Edgar.

[Txiv Laug Edgar] Ok.

Saib, muaj kuv lub tsev.

Tsis muaj chaw zoo li tsev, huh?

[qhia qaib cucking]

Muaj kuv tij laug, me Elvis.

Muaj kuv txiv!

Txiv, Txiv!

-Lisa. -Hav, kuv nyob tsev.

Lisa, Lisa, puas yog koj?

Yog, nws yog kuv.

[Baker cheering]

Kid, qhov no yog hu tuaj ntsib cov neeg.

Thiab koj tsis ntsib cov neeg

nrog rab phom tawm ntawm koj txoj siv sia.

Tawm qhov kev xav phem.

-Txoj cai. - Zoo heev, peb tau txais peb Lisa rov qab!

Niam!

Niam.

Auj, koj zoo li ntawd zoo nkauj nyob rau hauv lawv cov khaub ncaws tshiab.

Lisa, tus, nws kho kuv mob cancer.

Leej twg kho koj tus mob cancer?

-Elvis. -Elvis?

Vajntxwv.

Nws kho kuv tus mob cancer.

Yog!

Yog!

Saib ntawm Reggie. Yog lawm.

Reggie, nyob.

Saib koj, koj tau tag nrho loj.

Kuv tau loj.

Koj tau txais kev tshoov siab li cas

thov vaj tswv, ma'am?

Kwv tij Tonic, nws hais rau kuv.

Tij Laug Tonic?

Snake chunking txiv neej ua kev xav ntawm Elvis hauv Poke.

Koj zoo li koj ua haujlwm rau Vajtswv.

Tseeb tiag kuv yog.

Koj puas ua Elvis impressions?

Tsis yog lub sijhawm no, tsis muaj.

Tab sis raws li ib tug hluas,

Kuv xav tias muaj qhov zoo sib xws

rau Albert Schweitzer.

Kuv yog kwv tij Edgar.

Cov thom khwm.

Socks, yog.

Kuv hnov ​​​​koj ua ntej.

Baker Weed.

Thiab kuv yog Idris Weed.

Tus ntawd yog kuv tus tub.

Tus saib zoo ntawd muaj nrog lub qhov muag qab zib.

Aw, Bird.

Hu rau kuv Mr. Bird.

Ms. Apple Lisa thiab Mr. Bird mus ua txij ua nkawm.

Ua txij nkawm.

Oh kuv.

[Reggie gasps]

Zoo peb tsav tsheb ob niam txiv zoo siab rau koj tsev

thiab tam sim no peb yuav tsum yuav winding peb txoj kev.

Vajtswv thiab txoj kev loj hu.

Zoo, tso tsis tau koj mus

tsis muaj koj koom peb noj hmo.

Zoo, peb tau txais txiv ntxawm Ben thiab gravy thiab me ntsev nqaij.

Yog li ntawd txiav txim siab.

Los ntawm Little Elvis.

Ua tsaug.

Zoo, koj yog ib tug ntseeg zoo.

Koj ua koj lub luag haujlwm, peb mus saum ntuj, tam sim no peb mus.

Tuaj tawm thiab qhia koj tus kheej, ces peb tuaj yeem mus, hm?

[hlau clanging] [dej txaws]

Mighty loj tawg, qhov ntawd yog qhov tshwm sim.

Loj heev, nrov nrov.

Nws tseem tuav khob hauv Suav teb.

Factory xwb ploj mus thaum hluav taws tawm,

cov plua plav nyob, lub Hoobkas tau ploj mus.

Thiab tag nrho cov txiv neej nyob rau hauv lub zos twb ploj mus.

[Suab nkauj kho siab]

[crow caw]

Kuv txiv nyob hauv lub qhov nyob qhov twg.

Mama Weed, nws poob nws txiv.

Thiab txiv ntxawm Newton, Txiv ntxawm Taper, boom! [ntxhi]

Lawv yeej tsis muaj haujlwm ua ntej.

Lawv yeej muaj tiag txaus siab tau ua haujlwm.

Dunrap Street.

Niam Eva Nell La Fangroy Tea House.

Niam Eva Nell. Hmo.

Qhov chaw rau tshuaj yej.

Tsis muaj leej twg brews nws zoo li nws.

Ntug ntawm lub crater.

Pom zoo rau cov laus xwb.

Yog lawm.

Koj zoo li koj twb wrestling

nrog ib tug bobcat, Mr. Bird.

Dab tsi yog qhov teeb meem nrog nws lub ntsej muag, Txiv?

Kuv lub ntsej muag yog tag nrho zom nrog ib yam dab tsi.

Tab sis Tij Laug Edgar yuav kho nws

thiab coj tus kws kho mob.

Koj yuav muaj hu nkauj rau Elvis, Mr. Bird.

Thaum nws hnov ​​koj hu nkauj nws cov nkauj thiab thov Vajtswv,

nws dhia thiab pab.

Teem koj mus ua haujlwm tag kis, tub hluas,

hauv tsev neeg ua lag luam hauv yug me nyuam thiab muag luav.

Huh.

Reggie, tam sim no nws zoo li Elvis

mus txog lub tuam txhab lumber khob cov hniav tawm ntawm nws lub qhov ncauj.

[Reggie luag]

Lub Kenrod Lumber comp, Company.

Lawv ua li cas, Reginal?

Kuv nto qaub ncaug rau ib lub lis piam.

Mm, ib tug yuav xav txog tej yam.

Tsheb tsoo Reggie, koj hauv qhov ncauj.

Tag nrho lub tsheb?

Ib tug ncej.

Ib yam dab tsi?

Ib tug beam ncej rau sab nraum lub tsheb

smacked nws nyob rau hauv lub qhov ncauj.

Lawv xa ib tsab ntawv.

Yog thiab lawv thov txim tiag txog qhov ntawd thiab, huh, Daddy?

Peb zoo siab heev rau tsab ntawv ntawd.

Aw-huh.

Aw-huh.

Thov.

Cia li coj nws.

Koj puas paub Elvis, Tij Laug Edgar?

Koj puas yog ib tug nab chunking txiv neej?

Tau kawg, yog, kuv tau ntsib nws ib zaug.

Koj puas tau?

Yog lawm.

Nws muab nyiaj pub dawb

mus rau kuv lub tsev Christian Children's Home rau qhov dig muag.

Aw, my. Mloog qhov no.

Huh? Mloog qhov no.

Kenrod Lumber Co. Aw-huh.

Nyob zoo Ms. Weed, kuv xav los qhia kuv txoj kev tu siab

ntawm qhov tsis ntev los no kev sib tsoo nrog Reggie Weed,

ib, ba, ba, business, yog, tsis,

peb lub luag haujlwm rau koj

thiab [kev sib tham] lub sij hawm thiab dua kuv khuv xim

kawm ntawm koj txoj hmoov tsis zoo

thiab xav kom koj zoo kev noj qab haus huv thiab kev rov zoo sai.

Tsab ntawv no yog tantamount kom lees txim ntawm kev tsis saib xyuas.

Koj nkag siab?

Yog ib tug tsis quav ntsej kev phom sij ntawm kev noj qab haus huv

ntawm cov menyuam yaus hauv chaw ua haujlwm.

Kuv xav tias peb muaj ib rooj plaub no, Master Reginal.

-Auj. -Yog.

[Reggie luag]

Qhov no yog qhov txaus ntshai cov ntaub ntawv khaws tseg

los ntawm ib tug neeg nyiag lawm phau ntawv, Tij Laug Pittman.

-Mm-hmmm. - Los rau larceny.

Leej twg xav kub cornbread thiab syrup?

- Me, me, me, me.

-Kuv, kuv, kuv, kuv, me, me, me, me, me,

- kuv, kuv, kuv, kuv, kuv, kuv, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me

kuv, kuv, kuv, kuv!

Kuv tsis nco qab sau qhov no.

Zoo, nws tau kos npe los ntawm koj, eh?

Ntawm no.

Kuv kos npe rau ntau yam.

Reginal.

-Reggie! - Dab tsi?

Luag ntxhi rau tus txiv neej, thov.

Saib qhov ntawd, saib qhov ntawd.

Tsis yog kuv lees rau txhua yam kev lav ris ntawm no,

tab sis peb tham ntau npaum li cas?

75, tej zaum ib puas.

Ib puas duas?

[luag] Ib puas txhiab daus las.

Pua txhiab daus las.

Yog lawm.

[Fergus luag]

[pab luag]

[air hissing]

Koj tuaj yeem hnia kuv lub pob tw.

Tawm ntawm no.

Tsis yog, tsis muaj.

Kenrod, saib kuv tus neeg lub ntsej muag, thov.

Auj, yog, kuv tab tom saib.

Leej twg ua tau tsis quav ntsej ib lub ntsej muag li?

Qhov no yog qhov hnyav kev raug mob.

Tsis yog, tsis yog, qhov no yog lub ntsej muag phem heev.

Mr. Kenrod, as Mr. Weed tus neeg sawv cev raug cai,

Kuv yuav tsum taw qhia rau koj uas vilification los ntawm kev koom tes

thiab defamation yuav tsis muaj dab tsi los pab

kev daws teeb meem yooj yim ntawm qhov kev tsis sib haum xeeb no.

Tam sim no saib nws xwb poob ob peb cov hniav.

Ntawm no, ntawm no, saib ntawm no.

Los ntawm no, tuaj ntawm no, saib ntawm no.

Hav nyob ntawd.

28.95 Nws.

Pearl Harbor International Tsev Kawm Ntawv Kho Hniav.

kuv mam qhia koj qhov kuv yuav ua.

Kuv yuav muab $30 rau koj, thiab kuv xav kom koj tawm mus,

thiab tau tus tub ntawd ib txheej tshiab ntawm cov hniav.

Qhov no yog qhov ntse tshaj plaws txav uas kuv tau ua.

Koj tsis tshwm rau nkag siab, Mr. Kenrod.

Muaj teeb meem, eh?

Koj txhais li cas nyuaj?

Cerebral teeb meem.

Cerebral?

Aw-huh. Yog lawm.

Dab tsi, dab tsi yog koj tham txog?

Lub, lub hlwb puas lawm, eh?

Koj paub, cia li saib nws.

Au tus Tswv, kuv tsis paub.

Saib, koj paub ib tug tub laus hu ua Pines?

Ralph Pines, koj puas tau hnov ​​txog nws?

Kuv yog nws tus neeg raug cai.

Au tus Tswv, thov Vajtswv.

Zoo ces koj yuav tsum paub nws lub koom haum.

Koj lub koom haum.

Yog li phooj ywg, txiv neej, Kuv tabtom qhuav qhuav ntawm no.

Koj puas nkag siab?

Yog kuv tsis them, Kuv tsis tuaj yeem tau txais kuv, kuv,

lawv yuav rub kuv cov tsheb tawm ntawm txoj kev.

Ces kuv twb tau ob tug lawm cov tub hauv tsev kho mob tam sim no.

Kuv muab ob tug tawm.

Tsis txhob txhawj txog nws.

-Tsis muaj. - Tsis txhob txhawj.

Kuv, kuv tsuas yog, kuv tsis yog muaj hom nyiaj

uas koj hais txog.

Thiab saib cov phooj ywg, txhua tus, txhua yam kuv thov rau ntawm no

tsuas yog me ntsis xwb ib tug Christian kev siab hlub.

-Christian kev siab hlub. -Yog lawm, sir.

Koj yog ib tug ntseeg, puas yog?

Aw yeah ntau.

Yog, ooh. [luag]

[pab luag]

[cov ntaub ntawv pov thawj]

Au Vajtswv, kuv tau yeej tsis muaj $2,000 ua ntej.

Peev nws ntse, Reginal.

Kev sib nrig sib pab yuav pab tau.

Auj, oh, yog lub tsheb zoo.

Oh.

Mr. Pines.

Aw, Mr. Pittman.

Dab tsi?

Peb yuav tsum mus Kroger Mall hauv Paxton

vim kuv plam thiab kuv poob rau ntawm kuv lub hlwb

thiab kuv twb muaj mob taub hau txij li thaum.

-Reggie. -Huh?

-Huh? -Kuv hlub koj, txiv neej.

-Huh? -Kuv hlub koj.

-Yog. - Cia peb mus.

Koj xav tias koj yuav mus qhov twg?

Hasta la vista, tus thawj.

Kuv mam ntsib koj tom qab.

[nkauj kho siab] [noog chirping]

Nyob zoo sawv ntxov.

Koj cia li nqis los saum toj?

Cov Weeds, yog.

[Eva luag]

La maison Weed.

[laughs] La maison Weed.

Mas oui.

Koj ua li cas hnub no?

Koj xav tuaj rau hauv tshuaj yej?

[Tus tij laug Edgar chuckles]

kuv yuav mus xwb lub khw muag khoom noj.

Thov muab kuv ib co honey buns thiab ib quart ntawm ib nrab thiab ib nrab.

Okay.

Ua tsaug.

[qhov rooj clicks]

Koj puas tau txais cov ntawd whiskers los ntawm koj txiv

los yog koj puas loj hlob 'em koj tus kheej?

Loj hlob lawv kuv tus kheej.

[chuckles] Good job.

[new reporters] Hais tias nws xav tau tuag.

Xav paub ntau ntxiv tam sim no ntawm cov mysterious tuag nyob rau hauv Socrates.

Gary Boone Jr. nyob ntawm qhov chaw.

Ib tug muab tso tseg tsheb nrog cov log tsheb noj tam sim ntawd

ceeb toom lub nroog Pab pawg tub ceev xwm Jim Becker

rau cov ntoo kho siab no.

Nws yog kuv txoj kev ntseeg uas peb tab tom saib ntawm no

ntawm lub neej seem ntawm ob lub JC

los yog nws tus tij laug Houston Bunn.

Tag kis no cov hniav no

tau noj chow, zom haus luam yeeb.

Chewing luam yeeb phem heev rau cov hniav.

Lub Bunn lub pickup tsheb yuav tsum tau nres

thiab thaum lawv tawm mus kho nws

lawv tau teem rau los ntawm Razorback Hogs.

Lawv yeej tsis muaj caij nyoog.

$6 thiab 80 xees.

[hloov clanging] [TV tham]

- Ua tsaug. - Ua tsaug.

[TV tham]

Cov tuag yog tsis xav tias yuav txuas

mus rau tus Dej Dawb Kid leej twg tseem nyob ntawm txoj kev ywj pheej.

Tus me nyuam yog tub rog thiab txaus ntshai thiab yuav tsum tsis txhob mus ze.

[noog chirping]

Mis thiab zib mu buns.

Nqa lawv mus.

Dawb xwb.

cog lus tsis tau kom rov qab tau qhov haum.

[nkauj kho siab]

Ua tsaug.

[lub tswb nrov]

Koj yuav tsum zam txim rau kuv, kuv muaj ntau yam haujlwm yuav tsum ua.

Sawv ntxov, ma'am.

Kev sib tw rau kev xaiv tsa dua.

Txaus siab rau koj qhov kev pov npav.

Nkag mus rau hauv, kettle's on.

[qhov rooj bangs]

[Eva] Tsuas yog qhov ua rau koj xav Kuv mam li pov npav rau koj, Jim?

Eva Nell, tom qab tag nrho xyoo no uas mob.

Kuv suav koj ua phooj ywg.

Thiab kuv suav koj li phooj ywg, Jim.

Tab sis kuv tsis nyiam lub tuam txhab koj khaws cia.

Koj thiab hais tias Mr. Pines.

Me ntsis ntawm rov qab khawb kom tseeb,

tab sis koj cia 'lawv tau ze heev.

Kuv tau txais qhov tsis zoo.

kuv qhia koj qhov tseeb tam sim no, Jim.

Thiab yog li ntawd cov phooj ywg yog rau.

[lis smack]

[pob zeb music]

Yog, yog!

Apple Lisa!

-Aw, Mam. -Who!

Txiv, Reggie tau txais lub tsheb.

[horn honking]

-Txiv! -Yog, Reggie tau txais lub tsheb tshiab.

[Apple Lisa] Nws zoo nkauj heev, Reggie.

Saib kuv lub tsheb tshiab.

Zoo nkauj heev.

lwj, dad!

Auj, koj kub tam sim no, Reggie.

Rau tag nrho, tag nrho tsev neeg, eh?

[pab pawg sib tham]

Kuv nyiam txoj haujlwm pleev xim lavender no.

[horn honks]

Thov txim.

Thov txim.

Thov txim.

Yuav ua li cas txog lub tsev?

Ua li cas tus nqi xauj tsev, khoom noj?

Nyob rau hauv America niaj hnub no, ib lub tsheb yog lub wisest peev

tus txiv neej ua tau.

- Yog lawm. -Kuv puas yog?

Koj muaj tsheb, muaj ib txwm ib qho chaw koj tuaj yeem mus.

Peb tuaj yeem mus rau Graceland tam sim no.

Peb yeej muaj peev xwm.

Tam sim no nkag mus rau hauv no, kuv tus hlub.

Koj mus lawm.

-Woo-hoo! - Yog, Reggie.

[pab pawg sib tham]

Hav, pib nws.

Qhov no yog ib lub tshuab.

- Pib nws. -Ib txhais tau tias tshuab.

Saib qhov ntawd.

Ceev faj tam sim no,

tsis txhob mus smarsh yam ntawm kuv cov luav hauv toj.

Rev nws.

Goddamn, qhov no yog kev zoo nkauj.

[pab pawg sib tham]

Hav, pib nws.

Kuv cawm koj ntawm Rio Grande rau qhov no?

Ua tsis muaj dab tsi ntau tshaj ib tug neeg phem con.

Kuv muaj ib tug xib hwb zoo.

Reginal thiab kuv, peb tau txais kev koom tes tam sim no.

Kev lag luam loj.

Nws tej txuj ci ntuj thiab kuv txoj cai lij choj.

Koj hu poob nws cov hniav muaj txuj ci ntuj?

Koj tham ib lub sijhawm txog kev lag luam.

Koj paub ntau txog kev lag luam.

Thiab qhov twg koj lub lauj kaub rau piss hauv, eh?

Ntawm no, 20 kuv tshuav koj.

Tsis muaj kev lag luam ntxiv lawm.

Peb tawm tam sim no.

Tam sim no mus thiab nrhiav koj tus kheej lwm wetback.

20 ua kr.

Koj sim thiab yuav kuv tawm rau measly 20 bucks.

Muaj tsawg dua.

Kuv ua koj lub siab nyiam.

Ua nws 25.

Xav txog Mr. Pittman kev mob siab ntawm niam txiv

tu me nyuam los ntawm kev sib tw xyoo

thiab kom lawv tig phem.

Ua tsis muaj dab tsi ntau tshaj ib tug pheej yig con txiv neej

nyob rau hauv lub tsheb tsis zoo.

Koj tham leej twg txog kuv los yog koj?

Kuv quaj rau koj txiv thiab niam, Morales.

Huh?

Koj paub kuv, tus thawj coj.

Kuv tsuas yog tsis zoo dag greaseball Mexican wetback.

Ua haujlwm tsis muaj nyiaj, ua vaj, ntxuav koj lub pas dej da.

kuv mam qhia koj qhov teeb meem, Mr. Bullshit.

Yog li mloog, koj xav tau ib tug poj niam kom koj tawm ntawm qhov hnav ris tsho no.

Koj puas paub kuv hais li cas?

Koj xav tau tshuaj yej thiab koj xav tau nws kub.

[ suab nkauj kho siab ]

-Tau nqis, Reginal. -Au kuv tus Vajtswv, saib qhov ntawd.

Auj, yog, saib qhov ntawd.

Yog lawm, lawv yog poj niam kub.

Lawv zoo nkauj heev thiab tej zaum yuav txaus ntshai.

-Reggie. -Auj, dab tsi?

Siv nws yooj yim.

Peb tab tom saib rau ib tug liab Cadillac.

Liab Cadillac.

* Kuv tau waving tawm lub qhov rais *

Liab Cadillac.

* Nws tsis khoom noj goers *

* Nws yog movin 'ceev heev *

*Hais excuse me ma'am, peb nrhiav tus txiv neej tua neeg *

* Yog, nws xav txog ib daim ntawv luam *

Yawg Pines, peb tuaj ntawm no.

Ntawm no peb tuaj, Mr. Pines. [ntxhi]

Yawg Pines, koj nyob qhov twg?

-Excuse, thov txim. -Mr. Pines.

Aw, oh.

Excuse me, sir, excuse me.

-Auj, kuv tus Vajtswv. -Hav, nyob, mloog kuv.

- Dab tsi? -Peb nyob ntawm no

nrhiav Mr. Pines.

Hav, qhov no tsis yog kev ua si.

- Okay. -Txhua yam.

- Okay. -Okay, khaws cia.

Mr. Pines.

Excuse us, sir.

Hav, nyob.

Mr. Pines.

- Nyob zoo. - Koj ua li cas?

Nco ntsoov kuv?

Morales Pittman.

Nco ntsoov kuv?

Dab tsi ntawm ntuj raug txim ua Koj xav tau, Mr. Pittman?

Koj zoo li Yexus.

Nws hloov dej ua cawv txiv hmab.

Koj tuaj yeem tig ib daim nqi duas rau hauv daim ntawv c.

Aw-huh.

Kuv nyiam qhov ntawd.

Nws yog khawv koob.

Khawv koob.

Peb, peb yuav nyiam ua haujlwm rau koj.

Kuv yog ib tug kws lij choj

thiab qhov no yog kuv ua lag luam koom nrog Mr. Weeds.

Reginal nroj tsuag.

Reginal nroj tsuag.

Zoo, Mr. Pittman, koj muab dabtsi?

Kev tiv thaiv, thiab cov lus qhia kev cai lij choj, thiab uh-

Kev tiv thaiv.

- Kev tiv thaiv. - Kev tiv thaiv.

Koj muab kev tiv thaiv rau kuv?

Koj xav khuv xim nws.

Koj puas xav pab kuv tawm ntawm no?

Auj, kiag li, kiag li, kiag li.

Yog lawm.

Ua tsaug, ua tsaug.

Tsuas yog ib pliag xwb.

Siv koj lub sijhawm.

[Reggie chattering]

[ phom thuds] [Reggie groans]

Dab tsi yog nrog koj ignorant niamfuckers.

Kev tiv thaiv?

Koj raws kuv qab thiab kuv yuav muab koj lub hlwb tso rau hauv lub qhov dej.

Tam sim no coj nws tawm ntawm no.

[Reggie quaj]

Los, Reggie, tuaj ntawm.

Los, sawv.

[Reggie quaj]

[tus txiv neej luag] [nkauj kho siab]

[TV] Muaj ntau heev hluas nkauj ntxim hlub thiab.

[Mortimer quaj]

[pab luag]

Qhov no yog Charlie.

[Charlie grunting] [pab luag]

- Tsis yog nws funny Charlie? -Kuv tsis xav tias nws yog funny.

[pab luag]

Zoo, tam sim no kuv heev zoo siab hais rau koj, Mortimer,

yog koj yuav tau txais $2,000.

Auj, tus tub, yog, yog.

Tab sis los ntawm kev hais plaub ntug

koj yuav plam nws.

[TV tham]

[pab luag]

kuv xav nyob ntawm no, Kwv tij Edgar.

Nov yog kuv lub tsev.

Ces nyob.

Ua koj lub tsev.

Lawv yuav pom tus npauj npaim ntawm kuv sab plhu.

Thaum ntawd kev tua yuav pib.

Kid, mloog, tsis txhob txhawj.

Dawb River Kid tsuas yog yuav ploj mus.

Txhua zaus ib tug pom ib tug txawv hneev taw nyob rau hauv cov av nkos,

poob lawv catfish tawm ib kab

los yog pom xwb ib tug ripple nyob rau hauv dej,

tus ntawd yog White River Kid.

Tsis txhob txhawj kuv yuav kho qhov ntawd.

Kuv mam kho.

Yog lawm.

[Tus tij laug Edgar chuckles]

[ suab nkauj kho siab ]

Txais tos rau Hot Springs.

Mystical qhov chaw.

Ib zaug xav tau tus ciav ntawm cov hluas.

Yog, lawv tau kho powers ntawm no, Kid.

Los ntawm no yog yuav hloov koj lub neej.

Okay, kuv yuav ntsib koj rov los nyob ntawm no.

Me nyuam.

Tuav ntawm, yuav tsum yog qee yam yuam kev.

Auj, tso koj lub plab mob, koj tau da dej

txhua tus tau txais txiaj ntsig los ntawm cov Cov Kwv Tij Me Me St. Mortimer.

Txias.

Nov yog lub tsev ntawm William Jefferson Clinton,

Thawj Tswj Hwm 42, Tebchaws Meskas.

Kuv hu nws Bill.

Nws muaj nws cov teeb meem ib yam nkaus, Kid.

Nws yog tag nrho sensational nyob rau tam sim no, Kid.

Tab sis koj tau siv rau nws.

Muaj ntau sharks tshaj catfish ntawm txoj kev,

kuv mam qhia koj.

Ntawd yog, tsis yog, los, Kid, tuaj.

Los ntawm, nws zoo, yog, kuv paub.

Nws zoo.

Zoo nkauj, zoo nkauj heev.

Hav, koj tsis tuaj yeem nqa qhov ntawd.

Tsis muaj, tsis muaj, tsis muaj.

Nqa qhov no ntawm no, yog?

Aw, ok.

Yog, Tij Laug Edgar thiab kuv, peb rov qab mus deb heev.

Puas yog Tij Laug Edgar?

Ntuj raug txim, kuv paub nws li menyuam yaus.

Txhua yam tam sim no, qhov no yuav tsis mob.

Ua tsaug.

Aw, bye.

Ntawm no koj mus, ma'am.

Khiav rov xaiv dua.

Txaus siab rau koj qhov kev pov npav.

Hav, kuv, kuv tau pom, pom tus txiv neej no.

Nws nyuam qhuav mus hauv txoj kev ntawd.

[tool whirring]

Oh.

Oh.

Aw, this is- Nov yog ntuj ceeb tsheej.

Yog, nyob ntiaj teb.

Haum rau huab tais.

Txhob hnov ​​qab kuv pob ntseg.

Auj, yog.

Koj tig tom ntej.

[suav tes]

[qhov rooj clicks]

Doc Poole.

Oh!

Mm.

Cia kuv saib.

Auj, nws ploj mus, nws ploj mus.

Hu rau kuv Mr. Bird.

Aw Mr. Bird.

kuv hlub koj.

[Tij Laug Edgar] Cia kev hlub txhawb nqa peb mus rau xyoo,

ua kom peb siab tawv, so peb lub kua muag.

Ua rau peb lub siab nyob ze,

lawv hnov ​​txhua tus lwm tus txhua tus throb thiab ntshai.

Tom qab ntawd thaum kawg, peb cov tshauv nyob ua ke,

'neath peb lub ntuj.

Cov pej xeem yuav coj peb cov khoom thiab paj

ua tsaug rau lub hom phiaj uas yog peb li.

Thiab thov Vajtswv dhau los peb mus saum ntuj ceeb tsheej

vim peb yuav yog cov ntseeg kev hlub.

Koj hnia tus nkauj nyab.

[pab pab pawg]

Whoo!

Aw, Mam.

- Tau txais ham. - Ua tsaug.

Ua tsaug rau tij laug Edgar.

Loj loj, Txiv.

Zaub mov kub.

Kab tshoob fest los ntawm Kwv Tij Edgar.

Woo, ua tsaug.

Kwv tij Edgar khiav ib tsev

rau cov menyuam dig muag, Ms. La Fangroy.

Nws yog sau rau sab ntawm nws lub van.

Nws yog ib tug neeg dawb huv.

Koj puas ua txuj ci tseem ceeb, St. Edgar?

Tej zaum koj ua tau kho kuv qhov muag.

Vajtswv ua Miracles, Ms. La Fangroy.

Kuv muag thom khwm.

Kuv xav tau nruab hnub, tsis yog thom khwm.

Cov kwv tij me ntawm St. Mortimer,

tsuas yog lub sijhawm kuv puas tau hnov lub npe ntawd ua ntej

yog nyob rau Edgar Bergen Charlie McCarthy qhia.

Snerd, txoj cai?

[Idris luag]

Tias Mortimer Snerd, nws yog funny thiab ruam.

kuv hlub nws.

Yog, yog, yog, yog, yog.

Tam sim no muab ob peb yam cov lus dawb ceev, Tij Laug Edgar.

Yog, cia peb hnov

los ntawm cov kwv tij ntawm St. Mortimer.

Hais lus rau peb txog ntuj ceeb tsheej thiab ntuj txiag teb tsaus.

Peb mus qhov twg?

Cov neeg feem ntau nug kuv txog ntuj ceeb tsheej thiab ntuj txiag teb tsaus

thiab kuv hais rau lawv, ntuj ceeb tsheej yog nyob rau hauv lub ntiaj teb no,

ntawm no nrog nws tsev neeg.

Qhov twg neeg zaum thiab noj thiab haus ua ke.

Ntuj raug txim yog tus ntsuj plig kev ntshaw hauv tsev neeg,

leej twg pom nws tus kheej rau nws tus kheej tawm hauv qhov txias.

Muaj cov tim tswv zaum ntawm lub rooj no, Ms. La Fangroy,

thiab qhov ntawd yog qhov kuv hu ntuj ceeb tsheej.

Koj muaj txoj kev zoo li no nrog cov lus, Tij Laug Edgar.

Amen.

Ua tsaug rau koj, Tij Laug Pittman.

Koj cov tub zoo nkauj npaum li daim duab, Tweeledee thiab Tweeledum.

[pab luag]

[Morales hais nyob rau hauv txawv teb chaws]

Yog, ob chav whammy, huh?

Nyob ntsiag to tsis muaj kev poob siab nrhiav koj txoj kev koom tes ua lag luam.

Yog, ntawm lub tsev da dej hauv plawv nroog-

- Ntsuag. -Aw.

Cov khoom ntawm Reggie's natural txuj ci thiab koj jurisprudence.

[Tus tij laug Edgar chuckles]

Kuv pom, muaj qee cov ntawv tshaj tawm hauv nroog.

Xav Tau Dawb Dej Kid, $10,000 nqi zog.

Kuv tsis pom cov ntawd.

Qhov ntawd yog vim koj tsis tau saib, Reggie.

Oh yog.

Qhov no tsis yog lub ntsiab lus rau ib lub rooj tshoob, Mr. Pittman.

$10,000 Rau qhov zoo ID.

Nws tau txais tattoo, npauj npaim nyob ntawd

raws nraim qhov twg koj tau daim ntaub qhwv.

Koj zais dab tsi, Kid?

Noog, nws lub npe yog noog.

Koj zais dab tsi?

Noog, nws tau mob qog noj ntshav

ib yam li kuv noj nws lub ntsej muag.

Hav, tej zaum koj yog Dawb River Kid.

Yog, paub meej, thiab tej zaum koj yog Clarence Darrow, huh?

Cia peb saib.

[Band-Aid rips] [White River Kid grunts]

[Nkauj ntseeg music]

Koj pom, kuv tsis yog tsis muaj White River Kid.

Kuv lub npe yog Mr. Bird.

* Hwj chim, yeeb koob, Hallelujah *

Hav, Morales, tej zaum koj yog White River Kid, huh?

Oh!

Hav, Reggie, tej zaum koj yog Tus menyuam Dawb Dej?

* Yog taug kev ntawm *

[nkauj kho siab]

Koj hu nkauj rau Elvis thiab Elvis, nws coj koj ib qho txuj ci tseem ceeb.

[insects chirping]

Puas yog koj tus tub?

Tsis muaj.

Tsis yog, nws tsis yog kuv tus tub.

Koj ua zoo li nws.

Dab tsi tsav koj mus rau hauv pawg ntseeg, Tij Laug Edgar?

Kev tsim nyog.

Kev tsim nyog tau tsav kuv.

Ib yam li nws coj kuv mus rau koj lub qhov rooj.

[qhov rooj clicks]

[qhov rooj bangs]

Puas yog lub teeb rau?

Tsuas yog ib qho ntawm lub ces kaum.

Koj xav tau ntau lub teeb?

kuv pom tau.

kuv pom koj.

Qhov ntawd yog txhua yam kuv xav pom.

Kaw qhov rooj.

[qhov rooj clicks]

Lub tsev rau cov menyuam dig muag, huh?

Thiab ntawm no koj sawv hauv Ms. La Fangroy lub chav tshuaj yej.

kuv xav piav-

Auj, tsis txhob thuam kuv hlwb nrog excuses, Reverend.

Cia li them kuv tam sim no hauv rooj plaub koj txiav txim khiav.

dig muag li cas poj niam qhia qhov txawv

nruab nrab ntawm ib tug tsib thiab ib tug 50?

Puas yog qhov koj tab tom xav?

Zoo, yog li ntawd ib tug tsib thiab uas yog ib tug tsib.

Thiab qhov ntawd yog 50 thiab yog li ntawd.

Okay.

Khaws koj txhais tes rau koj tus kheej, Reverend.

Tsuas yog 'ua rau tus txiv neej dawb huv muab ib puas nyiaj rau kuv,

tsis txhais hais tias nws tau mus zaum rau tshuaj yej.

Tshem koj cov khaub ncaws.

Vim li cas?

Kuv yeej tsis tau ntsib ib tug txiv neej li os

ntawm qhov tus poj niam dig muag yuav pom.

Tshem tawm koj cov khaub ncaws, Tij Laug Edgar.

Zaum ntawm lub rooj zaum ntawd.

[nkauj kho siab]

Saib, kuv tsis tau siv rau qhov no.

Tej zaum peb yuav tsum nres.

Dab tsi thiab poob koj puas tau nyiaj?

Peb tuaj yeem ua qhov no ntawm nyob deb yog koj xav tau.

Poj niam tsis ntshai thiab inconvenience ntawm tib neeg kev sib cuag,

koj yuav xav tsis thoob Muaj pes tsawg tus neeg nyiam qhov ntawd?

Los yog peb tuaj yeem ua nws ze.

Yog li koj xav tias koj ua tau txhiv tus Dej Dawb Kid, huh?

Tig nws mus ua ib tug noog.

Koj hais koj xav tias nws yog kuv tus tub.

Tsis yog, kuv hais tias koj tau ua.

Zoo li cas txog kev txhiv dim, Reverend?

Kev txhiv dim nyob qhov twg cov tim tswv ntawm koj lub rooj?

Koj puas hnov ​​kuv nyob ze?

Xav tias kuv ua tsis taus pa?

Koj xav tias kuv kov koj nrog kuv ua pa?

Auj, koj tsuas yog me nyuam tub xwb.

Yog tag nrho koj yog.

Yog tias koj txhais tes ncav cuag, xav, kov, me tub,

lawv yuav kov dab tsi?

Kov kuv cov plaub hau?

Kuv lub xub pwg nyom?

Ces caress kuv ob lub mis?

Los yog lawv tsuas ncav cuag tawm thiab kov kev txhiv dim?

Hush.

Hush.

Shh.

[qhia qaib cucking]

Ntawm no peb tuaj. Mr. Pines.

Pittman, Mr. Pittman!

- Ntsuag. -Kuv npaj txhij mus.

-Shh. -Kuv npaj txhij lawm.

Mus, mus thiab tos kuv hauv tsheb.

Okay.

Qhov no yuav lom zem heev.

Nws yuav lom zem heev.

lom zem heev.

[Slow tempo guitar music]

Hav, Kid, ceev, tub ceev xwm yog tuaj kom tau koj.

Wooly pos hniav, lawv nyob txhua qhov chaw.

Txhua qhov chaw.

Aw, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Kid, Kev.

Qhov no yuav lom zem.

Qhov no yuav lom zem.

Kid, tsis muaj!

Hav, liab Cadillac!

Nws yog, nws yog Mr. Pines.

Yawg Pines, raws sijhawm.

[lub log tsheb screeching]

Down, nqis, nqis.

Hav, me nyuam, tsis txhob sawv

mus txog thaum kuv hais wool cov pos hniav, koj nkag siab?

- Okay. -Txhua yam.

Mus rau lub caij nplooj zeeg, huh?

Damn koj, Morales.

[music ominous]

[lub log tsheb screeching]

[lub log tsheb screeching]

Yog lawm.

Okay, yog li koj xav ua si?

Peb yuav ua si, koj fuck.

[lub tsheb tsoo] [brakes squeaking]

[suab nkauj kho siab]

[lub tsheb tsoo] [Apple Lisa quaj]

Aw!

[lub tsheb tsoo]

Los ntawm no, tuaj ntawm no, koj fucker.

[Reggie grunts]

[lub log tsheb screeching] [lub tsheb tsoo]

[horn honks]

[Reggie luag] [Nkauj ntseeg music]

-Auj, shit. -Huh.

Wooly cov pos hniav!

[ phom banging]

[Slow tempo suspenseful music]

Tau lub hnab ntawv, mus, mus, mus!

Los ntawm.

Mus pab kuv tus menyuam.

Yog, paub meej.

Mus pab kuv tus menyuam tam sim no!

- Mus! -Okay, ok.

- Mus! - Okay!

Reggie, khaws nws!

Muab tso rau hauv lub tsheb, muab tso rau hauv lub tsheb tam sim no!

Me nyuam.

Dab tsi?

Me nyuam?

[music ominous]

[noog chirping]

[ riam slashes]

[suab nkauj kho siab]

Me nyuam!

[ phom banging]

[ riam whooshes] [ phom bangs]

Aw.

[Nkauj ntseeg music]

Tsis muaj.

[lub cev thuds]

[White River Kid quaj]

Tsis yog, tsis muaj!

[dej txaws]

[Apple Lisa panting]

Wb mus.

Kuv yuav tsum mus pab nws.

Tsis muaj, tsis muaj, tsis muaj, tsis muaj.

Mloog, qhov ua tsis tau.

-Tsis muaj. -Tus me nyuam rov qab rau hauv tus dej.

Peb yuav tsum mus.

- Tsiv. -Me nyuam.

-Aw, Kid. - Yog, cia peb mus, cia peb mus.

-Tsis muaj. - Los ntawm.

Los, tuaj, txav mus.

Tsiv, txav.

Reggie, koj puas tau nyiaj?

Cov no yog khau zoo.

Zoo nkauj, zoo nkauj.

Muab lub fucking khau rov qab rau hauv!

Ugh.

Ib tug neeg tuaj.

Muab nyiaj rau kuv, muab nyiaj rau kuv.

Wb mus.

Ib tug tuaj.

Wb mus.

Txij no mus nws yog tsuas yog koj thiab kuv, Reggie.

Koj thiab kuv.

Kev lag luam loj, loj fucking lag luam.

Kev lag luam loj fucking.

[Apple Lisa groans]

[Apple Lisa panting]

Dab tsi tshwm sim?

Au kuv tus Vajtswv.

[Apple Lisa quaj]

Niam.

Me nyuam.

Niam.

Niam. [ quaj]

- Me nyuam. - Niam.

Auj, me nyuam.

[Apple Lisa quaj]

Muaj ib tug shooting scrape.

Noog tuag lawm.

[Apple Lisa quaj]

Lwm tus txiv neej thiab.

Reggie thiab Morales yog qhov zoo.

Apple Lisa, nws, nws tsis koom nrog.

Lawv tua nws?

Lawv tua nws.

Noog tuag lawm.

Vajtswv so nws tus ntsuj plig.

Hush, hush tam sim no, menyuam.

Shh.

Nws yog khoom plig los rau peb.

Tam sim no nws nrog tus Tswv.

Nws coj koj mus tsev.

Koj nyob nraum tsev tam sim no, me nyuam.

Los ntawm no, tub.

Los ntawm no.

[Txiv Laug Edgar quaj]

Koj saib xyuas tam sim no.

Saib xyuas.

[noog chirping]

Eva Nell.

Kwv tij Edgar.

Koj mus qhov twg?

Nrog koj.

[nkauj kho siab]

Kuv hnov ​​li cas muaj tej me nyuam dig muag ntseeg

xav tau kev saib xyuas.

Kuv xav tias ib tug poj niam zoo li kuv ua tau pab 'lawv pom tej yam ncaj.

Cia peb muab koj cov ntaub ntawv hauv lub van.

Los ntawm kuv tus hlub.

[siren quaj]

[insects chirping]

[lub log tsheb screeching]

[lub tsheb qhov rooj clicks]

County Sheriff Becker.

Fasten koj txoj siv sia.

[qhov rooj clicks]

[qhov rooj zawv zawg]

Kwv tij Edgar.

Ms. La Fangroy.

Koj, Jim?

Koj hnav qhov ntawd ntawm lub luag haujlwm tus tub scout ntsej muag ntawm koj hnub no?

Tsiv mus, huh?

Ua Vajtswv tes haujlwm, Tub ceev xwm.

Kuv tsis pom koj txiav tawm

rau cov tub txib ua haujlwm, Ms. Eva Nell.

Brewed kuv lub lauj kaub kawg ntawm tshuaj yej, Jim.

Tej zaum tsis yog.

[qhov rooj zawv zawg]

Tau muaj ib tug tua nyob rau sab qaum teb.

Ralph Pines tuag lawm.

Nov yog qhov kuv hnov.

Muaj ib tug me nyuam pom nrog koj

hauv Hot Springs, Tij Laug Edgar.

Kuv sim ua ib tug zoo Christian ntawm no

thiab saib xyuas cov phooj ywg.

Tab sis muaj ob peb cov lus nug uas yuav tsum tau teb.

Qee cov lus nug zoo tshaj tawm tsis teb, Jim.

Koj tsis xav li cas?

Kuv hnov ​​li cas koj ntes tus Dej Dawb Kid

liab tes robbin' thiab tua Mr. Pines.

Cas koj tua nws thiab nws poob rau hauv tus dej.

Puas yog qhov tseeb?

Yeej yog li lawv hais.

Koj qhov kev xaiv tsa yuav los up, xov xwm ntawm no tau tawm,

tuaj yeem yog av qeeg.

Tua thiab poob rau hauv tus dej, huh?

Aw-huh.

Tau cheb tseg.

Ua kom paub.

Tab sis kuv hnov ​​hais koj lub hom phiaj ua tiav lawm

nyob rau hauv lub xeev loj ntawm Arkansas.

Nkag mus rau Texas.

Texas?

Yog lawm.

Peb muaj qee yam cov menyuam dig muag tos peb

nyob rau hauv ib qho chaw zov menyuam ntsuag nyob ntawd.

Yog lawm, yog lawm.

Koj yuav nco.

Saib xyuas koj tus kheej, Jim.

[qhov rooj zawv zawg]

[qhov rooj zawv zawg]

[van engine revving]

[lub log tsheb]

Arkansas tau zoo rau kuv.

tos tsis taus yuav tshem nws.

Tom ntej no nres Texas.

Texas?

Cov me nyuam dig muag hauv tsev zov menyuam ntsuag?

Koj yeej ntseeg li ntawd?

Koj xav tias peb ua tau muab ib co nyiaj ua ke

thiab muaj ib co me nyuam, huh?

Kuv ntseeg nws.

Tab sis ua ntej peb tau mus kom koj tawm ntawm qhov hnav ris tsho.

Nws yog kuv cov khoom lag luam thiab kev lag luam.

Qhov ntawd xim av ua tsis muaj dab tsi rau koj ob lub qhov muag.

Koj saib kuv.

kuv saib.

[lub log tsheb screeching]

[Briefcase Thuds]

Koj tuaj yeem pom kuv?

Nyob rau hauv tag nrho koj lub yeeb koob.

[Edgar thiab Eva luag]

[Edgar thiab Eva luag]

Koj tsis dig muag.

Nco ntsoov tsis txhob saib li ntawd.

[Eva thiab Edgar luag]

[Edgar thiab Eva luag]

Tab sis vim li cas?

Tsis muaj dab tsi muaj nqis heev pom txog tam sim no.

Yog lawm.

Koj khaws cia koj ob lub qhov muag ntawm txoj kev, zib mu.

Ncaj nraim tom ntej.

Txhua yam peb muaj tau yog ncaj nraim ua ntej.

Kuv ntseeg tias. [luag]

[Txiv Neej Edgar] Txhua lub sijhawm ib tug pom ib tug txawv hneev taw

nyob rau hauv av nkos, los yog poob ib tug catfish tawm ntawm kab,

los yog pom xwb ib tug ripple nyob rau hauv dej,

lawv yuav hais tias yog tus dej Dawb Kid.

[ suab nkauj kho siab ]

* Sim sim daws qhov txhaum *

Kuv puas yuav piv koj mus rau lub caij ntuj sov hmo ntuj.

Koj zoo nkauj tshaj, tshaj tag nrho cov chips hauv Vegas.

* Qee zaum ntawm hmo nws ploj *

Aw, Morales.

Koj yuav tsum muaj ua ib tug kws sau paj lug, tsis yog kws lij choj.

Tsis muaj.

Tej zaum yog ib lub tswv yim zoo.

Los yog tej zaum tus thawj coj ua yeeb yaj kiab lossis

kuv xav muaj ib tug twv txiaj yuam pov.

* Tsis muaj kev daws teeb meem rau rooj plaub *

Kuv tsis paub yog vim li cas.

* Ces ib tug txiv neej tshwm sim ib hnub *

Ntawm no koj mus.

* Gal txoj kev tu siab tau ploj mus *

* Tus kws kho mob no tau kho nws txoj hmoo *

Nyiaj ua si.

* Koj tsis tuaj yeem khiav tawm caj npab ntev ntawm txoj cai *

Koj yog kuv txoj hmoov zoo hmo no.

Thaum koj hais tej no rau kuv, kuv, kuv, kuv tau txais kev xav,

koj paub?

* Ntawm txoj cai *

* Nws mus txog ntev li *

Yog, yog.

* Muaj tseeb yuav poob *

* 'Ua rau koj ua tsis tau outrun lub caj npab ntev ntawm txoj cai *

* Kuv ib zaug yog ib tug txiv neej charcoal *

* Nws hlawv ntoo ntawm lub zeb nws khiav *

* Thaum tus tub ceev xwm pib tshawb xyuas qhov chaw *

* Thiab muaj tom qab lub cub tawg *

* Nws pom nws tus hlub lub kaus mom baseball *

* Thiab kev ncaj ncees tuaj hu rau hnub zoo *

* Thiab koj tsis tuaj yeem tawm khiav lub caj npab ntev ntawm txoj cai *

* Koj tsis tuaj yeem khiav tawm caj npab ntev ntawm txoj cai *

* Nws ncav cuag ntev yog li koj ua yuam kev *

* Koj yeej yuav poob *

* 'Ua rau koj tawm tsis tau khiav lub caj npab ntev ntawm txoj cai *

* Yog tias nws yog cov ceg txheem ntseeg siab caij koj tab tom nrhiav *

* Lub tsheb ciav hlau gravy qhov rooj rau qhov rooj *

* Koj zoo dua npaj them lub sijhawm *

* 'Ua rau tub ceev xwm saib xyuas koj *

* Thiab koj ua tau xaus zoo li ob tug *

* Muab tso tseg mus txog thaum kawg *

* Thiab koj tsis tuaj yeem tawm khiav lub caj npab ntev ntawm txoj cai *

* Tsis yog, koj tsis tuaj yeem tawm khiav lub caj npab ntev ntawm txoj cai *

* Nws ncav cuag ntev yog li koj ua yuam kev *

* Koj yeej yuav poob *

* 'Ua rau koj tawm tsis tau khiav lub caj npab ntev ntawm txoj cai *

* Nws ncav cuag ntev yog li koj ua yuam kev *

* Koj yeej yuav poob *

* 'Ua rau koj tawm tsis tau khiav lub caj npab ntev ntawm txoj cai *