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-Hi, I'm Rose, and we would really

appreciate if you watched the series in original version.

Otherwise, it will be doubled, but

as a result, you will listen to this voice

that we hear there, but which is not mine.

It's very strange to realize that my voice is not my own.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank God.

This is much better.

Much better. No!

-Gilles, do you know how we resign from here?

Hm?

-It's a trap!

I don't see any other explanation. -What are you talking about?

-Like when Pinocchio goes to the

land of toys and ends up working in a circus.

The Commission is a trap! -You're paranoid, old man.

-It was already offered to me, the Commission.

-Oh good?

It's funny. Why

didn't you go there?

-I go there whenever I want, there! -Ah well...

What's wrong with you? Are you crying?

-No.

I'm going to work.

-What the hell are you doing? -I bypass your ego.

-According to this projection, only our group will vote for us.

-Why?

Is this Specklin so popular?

-When you study the numbers, it seems that everyone hates the Germans.

-It's crazy! We didn't do anything to them!

-We must sully

Specklin's reputation.

Investigate his private life and find something to discredit him.

-Who are you again?

-You're looking for a strategy advisor, it seems.

-It's my job.

-I will find something to compromise him.

Then I will stick his head in his excrement.

-Do you have experience

in this area?

-Katia Hoffman, in 2nd grade.

She changed schools, closed her social

networks, and we never heard from her again.

red>Squealing.

white>-Oh!

-I need a new badge.

Me before.

Me now.

Here's the man people should see on my badge.

-But you are wearing a mask. -My new identity.

I am an MP for the delegative democracy party.

-OK. Is she allowed to wear a mask on her badge?

I ask my boss. -Useless, I ask the people.

Citizens of Europe! In your

opinion, with or without the mask?

17 for the mask,

and 14 against.

The citizens voted.

It's a real democracy, now.

Are you leaving us, Samy?

-Well... Yeah. But how do you know?

-Your silence has betrayed you.

You have accustomed me to appearing here

expecting a volley of contradictory questions

hinting at the worrying intentions of your deputy.

-"Of concern", not always.

-And your new shoes, Italian.

-Um... Yes. How do you know ?

-Typical cracking of Ligurian factories.

-Very good. In any case, I have a question.

I have a resignation letter. Who do I address it to?

-Send an email to the relevant office in Luxembourg.

-Too bad, I wrote a great resignation letter.

And if I leave Parliament without

warning, it's a bit hot, isn't it?

-Hard to believe that the institution will recover.

And yet...

-Okay, you're being sarcastic. It's very funny.

I thought you couldn't, with the neutrality of your post.

-But you are no longer part of the institution.

-Okay.

You're upset that I'm leaving.

Say it, it's not shameful.

I will still read to you my resignation letter.

"Dear friends and colleagues, there comes a time in life..."

-Excuse me.

I have a question: I wrote an amendment on a

directive, and my MP has to consult shadows.

But I don't know what it is, and on the Internet it's not clear.

-It's not clear, no.

And we're a little busy here. -Ah, OK.

Sorry.

-That's crazy! Young people...

What?

Eamon!

-Miss!

Miss!

-No! Monday, he conference of presidents.

Then he has quiet time, then review of the day with Herr Kraft.

So...

-And Tuesday? -Tuesday?

No! No no ! Tuesday is jam-packed!

In the morning, he has outdoor activity on the terrace to get some fresh air.

Then, the administrators,

then the point with Herr Kraft,

then meat lunch to stock up on protein.

The afternoon is rest, that's it.

Rest followed by a quiet

time, because it digests meat poorly.

-And what is Thursday? -That? It's sports.

-Sports?

-Yes, sport.

Sport is important! -Yes...

-He goes to the gym.

Yes.

-Here's my badge.

And here is my weapon.

I'm hanging up my gloves, commissioner.

Sorry.

I am resigning for the Commission and I wanted to return my badge.

-I don't know if I'm supposed to take back the badges.

It is automatically demagnetized. You can keep it.

-I'm not going to throw it away, though! It's not very eco-friendly, too.

Keep it as a souvenir. I'm going to the Commission, did I tell you?

I resigned, I'm going to the Commission.

Come on, I'll leave you.

Hands up, rabbit skin.

It works. Good.

Goodbye. -Goodbye.

-Wait...

I wrote a resignation letter, she deserves better than ending up in spam

of an intern.

"Dear friends and colleagues, there comes a moment in the life of a

man" when the question of his ambitions arises urgently for him ."

Sorry, I'm a little emotional.

"Some, in another era, talked about destiny.

"Some will say that this destiny, this desire,

"this breath which carries us, we must know how

to grasp it, to grasp it seize, "follow and sublimate it."

-I'll try again.

Test, test, test.

Very good.

I'll start with the most important

question: What's going on, Torsten?

-I was elected a member of Parliament thanks to a vote in Slovenia.

The party chooses the candidates by drawing lots.

-Draw? Like the lottery?

-Yes, it's a political experiment.

There is a policy problem: it has become too abstract,

because the people themselves do not have access to it.

There is far too much corruption and

no transparency: everyone is talking, talking...

So we want to hand

over politics to the people.

We call it liquid democracy.

They think... They vote... I execute.

-OK.

And what is this ridiculous costume, ?

-Do I look ridiculous?

Oh!

That's so nice!

You had 123 dislikes. -I see.

So you film H24. -I'm not filming anything.

It's democracy in action with real-time comments.

Besides, 12 people hate your top.

-Hello. I need a badge. -Do you work here?

-No, but soon. -So you don't work here.

-Uh... Yes, but... -So no badge.

-OK. It's the chicken or the egg... -No, it's the chicken

and the egg: a job, a badge. It's the European Commission.

The rules are clear, no ambiguity.

-OK.

-Can I see your badge? -This is my Parliament badge.

-Indeed, Parliament obtained the

right to freely enter the Commission 6 months ago.

-I didn't know about it! -We remain discreet on this point.

Rome had not told the Visigoths that the city was disarmed.

-The Visigoths...

*-After the war, *the French

sought to pacify Franco-German

relations *and prevent Germany

from leading a new war *against France.

*This is why French personalities will want to

replace *conflictual relationships with

relationships of interdependence, *notably via CED project

or the ECSC, *which will become the historical date...

-(I heard something!) -(What?)

(It's just us!)

-Hi, Valentine! It’s Samy! I hope it's okay.

I left messages for the team but I got no response.

I saw that you saw, so I'm wondering if everything is okay.

Keep me posted, I'm in the area.

-Shh!

Shh!

-(Don't hesitate to keep me informed.

(And then there you go. I hope it's okay. Bye.)

Um...

Hello everyone. Sorry for the delay.

Ms. Cantel is very busy following

white>the tensions with the Americans. Moreover, she is

discussing with her counterpart in Washington to find

white>a favorable outcome. If you have any questions,

white>please. Whoa! All right !

One by one!

Veronika, "Financial Times"?

Exactly!

Yes, yes.

As I said, the EU must stand up to its strategic rivals,

and there is no question of the latter deciding for us .

How? Astrid? THANKS. It's a gift from my girlfriend.

I'm in a relationship, yes. Who said that?

She's not a Frenchwoman.

On the secret list of the 50 sexiest guys in Brussels?

I didn't know about it. That may be true, but...

-Sir? -Yes?

-You can't stay here. We

are preparing the press conference.

-I was testing the microphone.

It doesn't work. Oh yes ! It was the button. THANKS.

Ah, there you are! I was trying to reach

you on WhatsApp! -We switched to Signal.

More secure.

-Is this a Commission badge? -Yes, that's my badge.

-Why do you...

Valentine!

I couldn't get a badge. Do you know why I... Valentine?

-Samy! How are you ? -It's okay,

but I couldn't reach you. -I wanted

to call you, but I was taken, it's the race.

-No worries, I was able to walk around a bit.

- This is the revised version of the ad.

The dircab has some suggestions. -He'll have to calm down.

He's not going to cop me. -Miguel is also on the team?

-The press is here.

Shall we go there? -Yes. Come on, everyone on stage!

-Valentine?

-Don't make things more complicated.

Valentine has chosen an international team to

facilitate her negotiations with the other general managements.

-It wasn't planned.

-This is not Parliament here. We are not looking for compromise.

Here efficiency reigns.

Ms. Cantel

quickly adopted

white>local customs. -Valentine!

-Hop hop hop!

Stand still!

-What's going on?

-PC security, a shady individual with a strange badge in the small living room!

*-Who's talking there? -It's Patrick! I said that...

-Look.

-Empty your pockets!

-I have the right to be here!

I have a Parliament badge! We have access, eh!

*-Michel! Michael! *-Gesine! Gesine!

-Oh mein Gott...

Lord!

-Excuse me.

A double Scotch. -We don't serve alcohol here.

-A mojito, then.

-It's still alcohol.

-And how do we work? -We'll have two herbal teas, thank you.

Could we use this against him?

-No.

-You want to protect Gesine?

-He's a Frenchman.

Accusing a French politician of adultery, is

like accusing a Luxembourgers to cheat the tax authorities.

No one would see the problem.

-Hello, hello! Are you two okay? It going ?

If you knew!

I spent the afternoon debating Europe with a Frenchman!

It's an exhausting activity!

-And what was the conversation about?

-Always the same thing!

They refuse any enlargement.

They only want deepening!

I also like to go in depth, I admit.

But if we encourage more people

to join us, could be nicer, right?

-I feel sluggish.

-What?

Well what's wrong with her?

-Go ahead, Gilles. Make your jokes, let's get it over with.

-No joke, my friend.

Tomorrow, perhaps. But not today.

Come on.

There you go.

Let yourself go. You're safe here.

There you go.

There, that feels good.

-Thank you.

-I know.

I know.

They don't deserve you over there, anyway.

Come on.

-Thank you. -I have something to cheer you up.

-Gilles... -No!

*-For the first time, *citizens had the

opportunity to write my speech in their own way.

*Collectively, thanks to

* software designed for the occasion.

*So this is their voice.

*"Democracy is in danger!

*"Only 50% of Europeans voted in the last election.

"Bureaucracy murders democracy!

"She is the source of the Covid vaccination

plan, "which is a genocide organized by Big Pharma!

"Besides, how does an airplane...

"That from an airplane, we can't see the curve of the Earth?

*"If it were a globe, we could definitely see it.

*"It's just common sense.

*"Regarding the pyramids, how did the Egyptians..."

-You would have been disappointed to miss this. -Yeah.

-We're not that bad, in Parliament.

*-"It was impossible!