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Kandy, Kandy.

Come back.

Come back.

Whoa.

Where am I?

You're back in the classroom, you're okay.

That, that was wild.

Did did I really do it?

Oh, yes, several times.

I mean, did I really go back in time?

Oh, back in time, oh, yes, yes, yes.

The experiment was a smashing success.

We took you all the way back to 1780.

That's incredible.

But I think I might've misbehaved a little, professor.

Yes, you were very naughty.

I think one of the phenomenons of time travel

is that it makes people lose certain inhibitions.

It makes them feel like giving into their secret desires.

Oh, I think I gave them plenty.

I just couldn't help myself.

Yes, well, it was a big success

and I- I monitored every minute of it,

in the interests of science, of course.

Of course, so, so now what?

Yes, well, I need to compile my notes

and then we can proceed to the next phase of our experiment.

Well, when will you need me again?

Ah, tomorrow afternoon will be fine.

Not sooner?

No, I- I don't think your system

can handle too much more time travel, today.

I- I think you look very tired.

It took a lot out of you.

Well, it did wear me out a little.

Yes, well, you go home,

get some rest, then we'll resume tomorrow.

Bye, Professor.

Goodbye, Kandy, you've been very helpful.

- Oh, oh. - Oh, hi, Dean.

Bye, professor.

Goodbye, oh.

Professor Wells.

Dean Potter, ah, please come in.

Er, er, can I help you?

I've had quite a few complaints

about the noises coming out of your classroom.

Now I find you all alone with a scantily clad lady,

long after the other students have been dismissed.

Can you tell me what's going on here?

Well, yes, of course.

We've been involved in an after hours project

and, and Kandy has been good enough to assist.

And does her assistance involve

being hooked up to these electrodes?

Er, er, yes.

Careful.

And does her clothing happen to come undone

as a result of these experiments?

Well, yeah, sometimes.

Professor Wells, I am surprised at you and at your age.

I want you in my office in 15 minutes

with a complete explanation.

Yes, Dean.

Hello.

Could I get you something to drink

while you look over the menu?

Water.

Sure thing.

There you go.

Can I take your order?

Thank you.

Um, I'll have a BLT and a dinner salad.

BLT and a dinner salad.

And a side order of $15,000.

Okay, got it.

Wait, did you say a side order of $15,000?

That's right, young lady, $15,000.

That's what's owed on your property here.

I don't understand.

Well, let me make it a little clearer for you.

The proprietor of this establishment,

that would be you,

owes the lessor of the property, Mr. J B Watergate,

$15,000 payable by August 15th.

Okay, I don't understand.

I inherited this cafe from my grandfather,

lock, stock, and barrel.

It's been paid off for years.

Well, that may be true,

but the actual property that it sits on

belongs to Mr. Watergate.

And your grandfather's 50 year lease expires in August.

You've gotta be kidding me.

I never kid about money, Miss...

Clayton, Lara Clayton.

Now, there is a provision in the lease

that allows you to renew for an additional period of time,

but that'll cost you $15,000 payable by August 15th.

Do you have that kind of money?

Well, no.

Things have been a little slow lately.

Is there any way I could get an extension?

Well, that won't be possible.

J B Watergate wants to put a nudie bar here

and you're the only thing standing in his way.

There won't be any extensions.

I'm sorry.

Well, I still have until August 15th.

Maybe something will happen.

Sure.

Maybe you'll win the lottery.

Hey, do you still want that BLT?

Wow, that really sucks.

Time machine?

Did you just say you've created a time machine?

Well, yes, I did.

Preposterous, what kind of fool do you take me for?

A- a fool, er Dean,

no, not a fool, certainly.

It's just, I- I don't think you're,

I don't think you're giving my invention a fair shake.

Look, Professor Wells,

I'm as broad minded as the next man,

and I've seen some pretty crazy projects come and go

around this institution of higher learning,

but this is the first time I've ever been expected

to swallow a load of bull

like you've been dishing out today.

Well, no, sir, it's not bull.

I- I really have, I've, I've invented a machine

that will take the electrical impulses from a person,

project them to a specific point in time,

thereby, allowing the person to experience

the sensations of the, of the moment.

And you thought it was a good idea

to experiment on one of our students?

Kandy, yeah, yeah.

She's extremely helpful.

You see, what happens is time travel

tends to take away a person's inhibitions,

making them wanna have sex

as soon as they get to where they're going.

So, Kandy, having a lot of experience in this area,

therefore, she's the, the perfect, er, test subject.

Let me get this straight.

You're sending this girl, Kandy, back in time

to have sex with people?

Well, that's an oversimplification, but yes.

I think we can send her into the future as well.

We just haven't perfected that part of it yet.

And you never will, professor,

there is no future as far as you're concerned.

You're finished.

I want you to pack up your contraption

and be out by the end of the day.

Well, Dean, I- I-

I think you're making a serious mistake.

I think that my invention can make this college famous.

Well, that's a chance I'll just have to take.

My time machine works

and it's going to make me a very rich man.

Soon, you'll see and all the rest of them will see too.

Perhaps, professor,

but I seriously doubt there's a huge demand, right now,

for a machine that sends teenage girls into the past

to get laid.

Good day, professor.

Well, I never.

And you never will.

Hello?

- Sara, it's Lara. - Oh, hi Lara, what's up?

Just wanted to check

and make sure you're still coming into work tonight.

Sure, I could really use the money.

Mom, finally cut off my finances.

Oh, okay.

Well, we've got something really important

to talk about when you get here.

Sure, well, I'll be there in a little bit.

Yeah, don't rush though, it's so dead in here.

Oh, that's too bad.

Well, I'll see ya.

Okay, bye.

So, all I gotta do is sit tight and the joint is mine?

That's right, J B.

All you have to do is wait until August 15th.

If she doesn't come up with the money,

the lease will terminate,

you can take over all nice and legal.

All nice and legal.

Unless.

Unless what?

Unless she actually comes up with the $15,000.

Well, that's crazy talk.

You already said she doesn't have it, right?

And where's she gonna get that kind of dough?

They're aint a bank in this country

is gonna throw a life preserver

to a, a small, dying business owner.

President's already seen to that.

True.

She's as good as dead.

Unless.

Unless, unless.

What is with all the unlesses?

I- I'm just saying

a lot of things can happen between now and August 15th.

You may have something there.

We might need some insurance.

What kind of insurance?

The best kind.

What?

Teddy, I want your ass out here now.

Just give me 10 minutes.

Dad.

Huh, I like the way you think, J B.

Damn straight.

I'm gonna put a titty bar up on that lot

or I wanna know the reason why not.

What did he want?

Who cares, whatever it is it can wait

because, um, you have a massage to finish.

Well, finally.

Hey, Pops, you rang?

Don't Pops me, you punk.

I got a job for you.

Okay, dad, okay.

But, you know, mm, I just spent all afternoon

auditioning those VIP strippers for your nudie bar.

Little bushed.

Put a lid on it, junior.

I got an assignment for you and you're gonna like it.

All right, spill it on me.

I want you to run down to the, the, er-

Lost cafe.

Lost Cafe.

When you're down there,

I want you to talk to a chick named, er-

Lara.

Lara, she's about to turn the property over to me

because she can't afford to renew her lease.

And, um, what do you need me for?

I need you to get close to her,

befriend her, and find out if there's any way in hell

she's gonna come up with the dough to foil my plans.

And, if there is, I need you to fix things for me.

Capische?

Okay, old man.

Let me, er, just wrap my head around this.

So, I'm supposed to go meet this Lara

and, er, lay down a little of the Watergate charm?

And, if I think she has a chance of succeeding,

put a stop to it.

That's it exactly.

You see, the apple don't fall far from the tree.

Not when they're as rotten as you are.

Just shut up and get a move on.

Um, there is a matter of an expense account.

I might have to take her to dinner and...

You know, I knew I loved you, dad.

I hate his mother.

Ah, Ken, you bastard.

You scared the life out of me.

I'm sorry.

I came in, you were in the bath, I couldn't resist.

Are you mad?

Yeah, I'm mad.

That was not funny.

It was funny to me, but I'm sorry.

You're sorry?

Yeah, really sorry.

You in a hurry?

Going into work at the cafe,

but Lara said there was no big rush.

Why, what did you have in mind?

Well, I thought I would, er, make it up to you.

You're gonna make it up to me?

Yep.

Hi Lara.

Oh, hi.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I guess.

You look kind of sad.

I got trouble, Sara, big trouble.

What kind of trouble?

You're not?

No, no, no, nothing like that.

Money trouble, 15,000 of them.

Wow, what happened?

Well...

I didn't know it,

but I don't own the property that the cafe's on,

I only own the building itself.

Really?

Yeah, I thought granddad owned everything,

but I guess he didn't own the land itself

and now the lease is up.

And they want 15 thou for it?

Yeah, apparently, somebody wants to build a nudie bar here

and if I don't come up with the money,

they're gonna tear the place down.

Bummer.

But business has been pretty slow around here lately.

Yeah, I know, but I can't let granddad's dream die

and get torn down and turn into a strip club.

If that happens, I'll have to start dancing there myself.

At least you'd make some money.

Hey, need a table?

- Sure. - I'll get you a menu.

Don't bother, I already know what I want.

You're pretty fresh.

That's what the sign said out front.

Good stuff, fresh daily, that's me.

Cute.

You too, what's your name, doll?

Lara, yours?

Teddy.

Are you hungry or just carousing for a date?

You're funny.

Sure I'll have a burger and fries.

- Sara? - Got it.

Listen, Lara, I, er, came in just a minute ago,

saw you sitting here.

It's gonna sound a little corny,

but, er, looked a little sad,

so I thought I'd come over, say "Hello,"

and see what'd be bothering a pretty girl like you.

Doesn't matter, there's nothing anybody can do.

What kind of troubles are you having?

Money trouble, what else?

Well, you know what they say, money can't buy happiness.

Yeah, but it can buy an extension on your land lease

so that you can keep your restaurant open.

Oh, I- I'm understanding.

You need some kind of financial angel.

- Huh? - You know, an investor.

Someone to put a little money into the place, spruce it up.

Silent partner, if you will.

You know what?

I never thought of that.

- That's exactly what I need. - Mm-hm.

But where am I gonna find somebody like that?

I only have a few days to get it all turned around.

Maybe I could help you.

- You? - Yeah, sure.

My family's got money, I mean, how much we talking?

$15,000.

15 Gs?

Mm, that's doable.

You think so?

Sure, I mean, but I would need to check

your financial records

and see what your profit levels have been.

Well, up until about a month ago, they were pretty good.

Great, can I see 'em?

Well, the records are back at the house.

Do you mind coming over?

Not at all.

Sara, could you close that for me tonight, hon?

Sure, I'll see you later.

Yeah, thanks.

Who's she?

Oh, that's my roommate.

We have a big house over on Elm Street near Maple.

Yeah, I know the neighborhood.

Yeah, it was pretty good,

until some jerk built a strip club on the corner.

Yeah, my, er, car's right outside.

Boy, I sure hope something good happens.

She really deserves it.

Are you girls having a, a bit of trouble?

What else?

There's just never enough money in this world to go around.

Oh, huh, very true.

Well, I have a business proposition for you,

if you would like to make a little extra money

working for me.

No monkey business?

Monkey, oh, no, certainly not.

It's strictly a scientific work.

I am in the middle of a very important experiment

and I could certainly use the help

of a nice, young lady, such as yourself.

Well, I do have a very scientific mind.

Does it pay well?

Oh yes, it pays very well.

When can I start?

How about tonight?

Sure, why not?

This place is a graveyard.

Oh, excellent.

Meet me here at 9:00 PM.

Do I need to bring anything?

Well, ah, yourself, of course.

And wear loose fitting clothing,

just so you'll be comfortable.

Okay.

Cool beans.

Make yourself at home.

Thanks.

This, this is a really nice place you have here.

Thanks, I inherited it from my grandfather,

but the upkeep is so expensive,

so that's why I took in Sara as a roommate.

Wow, you sound like a very sensible woman.

Yeah, well, do you mind if I get outta my work clothes

and I can bring down the box of records?

No, no, not at all, take your time.

Thanks, great.

Teddy, what's a good word?

Piece of cake, old man.

I'm at her place, as we speak.

She's getting her financial records for me

and I'll have a pretty good idea

of what her finances are before the evening's over.

That's my boy.

Just don't go soft on me.

Me, soft?

Who do you think you're talking to?

You know what I mean?

Don't go getting sweet on her

or you could screw up this whole deal.

Look, dad, you do things your way,

I'm gonna do things my way,

and so what if I happen to get a little something,

something on the side?

All the better, right?

Just don't blow it.

Don't you worry.

If anyone's blowing it, it won't be me.

Gotta go.

Okay, this box contains the records of the last 12 months.

Do you think that's back far enough?

That'll be more than enough.

Would you like a drink?

That stuff is pretty boring.

Sure, anything as long as it's wet and has alcohol in it.

Okay, I'll be right back.

God, you scared me.

I'm, sorry, I thought you saw me.

You move rather quietly.

Yeah, it runs in the family.

I was just gonna open up this wine.

Oh no, don't bother.

I've, er, I've seen everything I needed to.

Really, what do you think?

Oh, I think we'll be able to do business together

and, er, I don't see anything coming between us.

Teddy, that's great.

How do I thank you?

Now that you mention it.

Well, we are gonna be partners.

I guess there's no reason why we shouldn't seal the deal.

So, tell me, what's this all about?

Oh, please don't worry.

There's no danger whatsoever.

Um, I wasn't worried, I'm just curious.

This is my memory experience generator.

It transmits biorhythmic impulses across inter spacial time.

Oh, why didn't you just say so in the first place?

I'm going to send you back in time.

Cool, where am I going?

Well, how about 1967.

Works for me.

Oh, what happens then?

Well, some subjects have experienced

a complete lack of inhibitions

during the time travel process.

There are no side effects

and, and I can monitor your progress right from here.

How long will I be gone?

The whole process only lasts a short time.

We're trying to extend the duration through experimentation.

Are you ready?

Will it hurt?

Oh no, not at all, not at all.

Excellent.

Okay, are you ready?

Let's go.

Whoa.

Far out.

I hope you're getting all this, professor.

Oh yes, I'm, I'm.

I wouldn't have believed this,

but here I am

1967.

Whoa, little sister.

What are you doing here?

I, um, peace man.

Yeah, peace.

What's your bag?

My bag is, um, free Love.

Yeah, free love.

Power to the people.

Turn on, tune in, drop out.

Now, you got it.

Whoa, man.

It's getting hot in here.

Say, you're kind of cute.

Yeah?

You're a groovy chick.

Wanna get high?

Mm, not right now.

Wanna go down.

Now you're talking.

Make love not war.

Yeah, nice rack.

Shut up and suck it to me.

It comes with jugs.

Wow.

How do you feel?

A little dizzy,

but okay.

How'd I do?

Oh, excellent.

Everything came through crystal clear.

Wait, you saw everything?

Well, yes, in the interests of science.

Okay, so you got an eye full.

I don't know what came over me.

I couldn't help myself.

It's like I was possessed.

But now it's time to pay up.

Oh, of course.

Ain't no free shows, professor.

Oh yes, of course.

I hope that this will be sufficient.

It's okay,

but it's gonna take a long time

to reach the 15 grand I need, at this rate.

Yes, I wish it could be more, but I was fired today.

Don't sweat it, professor.

So, when's our next session?

Tomorrow?

Sounds good, I'll call ya.

Well, thanks for everything, it's been good fun.

I'm so glad I met you.

It's like fate or something.

Will you call me tomorrow?

Yeah, no, I don't think so.

But I will be seeing you on the 15th.

August 15th?

Well, that is the date your money's due, isn't it?

Yeah, but I'll probably need to get it into the bank

before then.

That's the deadline.

Oh, you see, I'm not gonna be bringing you any money.

Did I forget to mention my dad Is J B Watergate?

J B Watergate?

Yeah, you know the old man

that owns the property your cafe's on?

Oh, my God.

Yeah, sucks, doesn't it?

But don't you worry, it'll all be over soon.

You bastard, you, you-

Ah, ah, ah, I know, I know, get out, right?

Thanks for the dessert, doll.

You're quite the dish.

Oh, hi.

He looks happy.

He should be.

- Oh, no. - Oh, yes.

His dad's the guy that's trying to put us out of business.

He just used me to look at our financial records.

And did he?

Oh yeah, he had a good look at everything I have and more.

Bummer.

Well, at least I made $200.

What did you have to do to get that?

I went back in time to the year 1967.

Oh, good, I mean, what?

It's that professor guy who hangs out at the cafe.

He built a time machine

and he paid me to help him with an experiment.

A time machine?

Or shizzle.

Wow.

About time, where you been?

Look, Pops, I'm a big boy, I have my own life.

Your money only buys a small window of opportunity of it.

It's not like I work for ya.

Why, you rotten little monster.

Easy, easy, easy.

Burst a blood vessel, your age.

Besides I did what you wanted.

You did?

That's right, I looked at the cash receipts

for the last 12 months.

And?

And no bank, not even the dirtiest loan shark

you and I know,

will lend that woman a dime,

not based on her financial records.

Excellent.

You know, dad, I just, um,

I feel a little crappy the way I treated her.

It'll pass.

Love you, Pops.

Hi, Lara.

What are you so excited about?

Look at here, we're saved.

Oh, my God, Sara, you're a lifesaver.

What is it?

I bought a lotto ticket.

We could win a million dollars and save the restaurant

and it only cost me a buck.

Sara, the drawing was last night

and these are not the winning numbers.

Bummer.

Double bummer.

If only we could have known what the winning numbers were

before the drawing.

If only.

Sara, that's it.

What?

We could use the professor's time machine,

go back in time just to yesterday, of course,

we could buy a lotto ticket,

and register the winning numbers.

Lara, that's brilliant.

We'll win a million dollars and we'll save the cafe.

Yeah, and I can get even

with that evil bastard, Teddy Watergate,

before he got into my pants.

So, what are we waiting for?

Nothing, sister, let's go.

Both of you?

That's highly unusual.

Like strapping a time machine to somebody's head

isn't unusual enough?

Yes, I'll give you that.

But this'll just take your experiment to another level,

right, Professor?

Yes, it will.

I've never done a twosome before.

This could prove to be very interesting.

But we only wanna go back in time a little bit.

How little?

Like yesterday?

Yesterday, why yesterday?

We have our reasons.

Are you game or not?

Oh, I'm game, I'm certainly game.

You know that that will only land you

here in my living room yesterday.

Good, let's do it.

It tickles.

Oh, just wait till you get where we're going.

What do you mean by that?

Oh, you'll see.

Is it really yesterday?

The date on my phone says it is.

Okay, so we need to get to the quickie mart,

get the lottery ticket, get the numbers on it,

and get our asses back to tomorrow.

Sounds simple, except.

Except what?

You just look so damn hot to me, right now.

I'm so horny, right now.

What's going on?

It's a side effect of time travel.

What can we do about it?

Nothing.

We just have to get it out of the way

so we can get on with our mission.

You mean?

Let's not waste time, mm.

It is the waitress.

Come back later, trash day's tomorrow.

Funny, for a girl.

Where's Lara?

Can I help you?

Wow, who knew?

Get to the point.

I'm here for my father's 15 large.

That's, um, if you have it.

I don't exactly have 15,000.

That's what I thought.

I have 500,000 in this box.

What?

You see, I'm exercising an option in the lease

to buy out the property from underneath your old man.

This entire block now belongs to me

and you're trespassing.

That's impossible.

Let me show you the way out.

Professor?

What's going on?

You are going on a little trip.

Set?

What, are you guys trying to be fun?

You have the manners of a caveman.

Now let's see how you like their lifestyle.

Whoa!

This isn't my day.

Oh, my God.

I got trouble, Sara, big trouble.

Boy, I sure hope something good happens.

She really deserves it.

I, um, peace man.

Me, soft?

Who do you think you're talking to?

That's what the sign said out front,

good stuff, fresh daily, that's me.

I've never done a twosome before.

This could prove to be very interesting.

That's incredible.

But I think I might have misbehaved a little, Professor.

You see, the apple don't fall far from the tree.

J B Watergate wants to put a nudie bar here

and you're the only thing standing in his way.

Yeah, I'm mad.

That was not funny.

It was funny to me.

Yeah, free love, power to the people.

Let me get this straight.

You're sending this girl, Kandy, back in time

to have sex with people?