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Empty your pockets, please.
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Sure. Nathan Levine.
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557 West 30th Street.
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Ah, you got the
wrong Nathan Levine.
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Mm-hm. Aren't you the
guy they call "The Bagman"?
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No, that's another
Nathan Levine.
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There are 32 Nathan Levines
in the greater New York area.
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Yeah? How do you know that?
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We got a club.
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World Series, 1936.
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Hey, hey, hey. Gimme that.
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Twenty...
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Sit down, Nathan.
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Seventy-two.
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Where'd you move
the policy room, huh?
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Who knows from policies?
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I'm not in the
insurance business.
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One rotten Nathan Levine
gives the rest of us a bad name.
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Well, if you're not
runnin' numbers,
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what's these betting slips?
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Betting slips? Yeah,
these betting slips.
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Angelo P., 611,
dash-dash, 50 cents.
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Oh, oh, oh. That's
a friend of mine.
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Angelo Palermo. Uh,
6/11, that's his birthday.
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June the 11th.
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What's the 50 cents for?
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That's what I'm gonna give him.
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Hey, how are ya, Fish?
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Good morning.
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I feel fine, unless it's
some sort of a disease
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to forget someone's
name once in a while.
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Oh, it happens all the time.
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It came right back
to me: "Bernice."
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But she wants to
make a big deal out of it.
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You forgot Bernice's name?
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Only for a second.
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I knew who she was,
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I just couldn't think
of what to call her.
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Now she says, uh, I'm
losing the rest of my faculties.
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Hey, Harris, how many
of those checks you got?
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Thirteen, totaling $374.30.
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Why would a guy pass out
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that much paper
for so little cash?
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Well, he's crooked,
but he's not greedy.
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Uh, does this look like
the same dude to you?
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I don't know.
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Checks are not my specialty.
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Bills are more in my line.
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Ah.
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Peculiarities?
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I haven't got any.
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Everybody's got peculiarities.
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I'm sorry, I haven't got any.
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Come on, Nathan, let's have 'em.
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Now, now, what's going on?
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He's being
uncooperative, captain.
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I mean, he won't answer
any of the questions right.
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Why don't you make
it easy on yourself,
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Mr. Levine, cooperate
with Detective Wojciehowicz.
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Answer the questions.
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Peculiarities?
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I sleep in the nude.
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Sleeps in the nude.
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Is that what you wanted to know?
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I'm just tryin' to do my job.
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Well, tell the
doctor I apologize.
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I-I just forgot. Yeah.
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Today, 2:00.
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Okay, thanks.
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I don't remember
making that appointment.
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Maybe I am going out of my mind.
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Yeah, when you're getting older,
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that's the first
thing that goes.
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Not according to Bernice.
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Good morning.
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Good Morning. Hi, Liz.
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Hi. Hi. Hi, Woj.
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Hi, Mike, you're
looking very well.
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Yeah, I'm using a new soap.
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Do you like it better
than the old one?
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Well, the old one got
about the size of a dime.
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And it got about that thin.
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And it got very difficult when
you get the two pieces together,
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you couldn't get any lather.
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Nice to see you, Mike.
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Bingo.
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We got a make on
that paper hanger.
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It's Harold Polansky,
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and I got three
possible addresses.
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Let's go. I'll tell ya,
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I don't know how
they get away with it.
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Oh, man, most people are
very poor judges of character.
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Yeah? Well, it
really burns me up.
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Anytime I wanna cash a check,
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nobody wants to take it.
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Hey, man, I mean, look at you.
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What?
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Well, I mean, you
wear dishonest clothes.
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I never have no trouble.
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You know, you're right.
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Most people are very
poor judges of character.
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Raincoat and British Walkers.
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You really mean
business today, huh?
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Yes, I'm on a new case.
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Social Services
called this morning.
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Now, in case I don't
get home in time,
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this is David's piano teacher.
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Okay. Where are they
sending you today?
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South Bronx. South Bronx?
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That's a rough area.
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The Rockefellers in East
Hampton don't need me.
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Have you checked?
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No. Snap judgment.
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What kind of case you got?
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Oh, it's, um, a mother whose
son just got out of prison.
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Ex-convict.
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Oh, Barney.
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And he can't get a job
and she has two other sons,
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both involved in street
gangs and both dropouts
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and the husband drinks.
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Couldn't they give you
something easy once in a while,
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like an unwed mother?
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They save the
biggies for the best.
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Oh, I know. The South Bronx.
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That's no picnic there.
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Gang wars, arson.
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Well, I admit, I'm
a little nervous,
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but it's a challenge.
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I mean, I know it's dangerous,
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but it's stimulating
all at the same time.
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My blood pressure hasn't
been this high in years.
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Thanks.
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Oh, I mean, in the daytime.
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You know, you kiss
good for a social worker.
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Oh. Tanks, tanks.
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My field supervisor
will be very pleased.
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She asked me if I had
good relations with the police.
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What did you tell her?
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I said, uh, whenever I could.
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Listen, uh, give me a
call when you get up there.
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Oh, Barney, it's not necessary.
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I'll be perfectly all right.
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All right. Okay, okay.
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Goodbye.
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Give me a call anyway.
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Oh, Barney.
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Take care, Mrs. Miller.
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I will, Woj, thanks. Bye, Mike.
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Oh, no, look at this. See?
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You save all the little
pieces and after about a year,
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you melt 'em together and
you get a whole new bar of soap.
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Oh, nice to see you again, Mike.
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Bye. Oh, thank you, Fish.
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How's Bernice?
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Fine, fine, thank
you, Elizabeth.
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Oh, give her my love.
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Oh, and tell her I'm sorry I
forgot her birthday yesterday.
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Oh.
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Okay, just, uh, sit
here at the desk again.
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Oh, hey, inspector.
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How you makin' out, Wojo?
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All right.
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Hey, well, well.
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If it isn't Nathan "The Bagman."
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Hello, inspector.
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Hey, Nate, what'd they
nail you for this time,
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same old thing?
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Policy.
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Oh, yeah, huh.
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Well, a leopard'll never
change his stripes.
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Hello, Day Old Bakery?
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What do ya got layin' around
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that says, "Happy
Birthday, Bernice"?
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What we got here?
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"Previous convictions: seven."
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That's all, Nate?
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Well, a man can't be
unlucky all the time.
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"Peculiarities:
sleeps in the nude."
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What's with "sleeps
in the nude"?
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Well, that's his statement.
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Oh, come on, that
ain't peculiarities.
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Peculiarities is if a man goes
around collecting women's shoes,
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something that line.
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You don't do nothin'
like that, do you, Nate?
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Nah. Nah, course not.
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He may be a bagman,
but he ain't a weird bagman.
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World Series, 1936.
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Look at this.
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Ha! Carl Hubbell,
Lou Gehrig, Mel Ott.
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Nineteen-thirty... I was
at that World Series.
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No kiddin'.
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That was before I was born.
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No kiddin'.
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"Happy birthday, Bernie"?
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You ought to be able to shove
in a "C" in there somewhere.
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Hey, inspector. How are ya?
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Hello, Barney. I just
stopped by to see you.
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Come on inside.
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Thank ya.
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Oh, uh, excuse me, inspector?
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Mm?
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Uh, you got my baseball.
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Oh. Ha, ha.
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Which hand?
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Old hidden ball trick, huh?
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Hey, you wanna
sell it, Wojo? Nope.
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I'll give ya $20 for it.
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No, thanks. Ehh.
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I thought Polish
people like to bowl.
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Barney, that Wojciehowicz,
is he a good cop?
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Wojo? Yeah.
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Well, he don't know
much about human nature.
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Mike, uh, hold my calls
for a few minutes, will ya?
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If Liz calls, put her
right through though.
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Right.
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Barney, I gotta talk to you.
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Sure, what can I do for you?
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I been offered this job with
the parole board, Barney,
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and I've kinda been
debatin' in my mind
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as to whether I
should take it or not.
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Parole board? You should
be flattered by the offer.
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I am, I am, Barney.
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All them important cases
to discuss, you know,
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and evaluating the
pros and the cons.
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Pardon the pun.
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And all them people in jail
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filin' their petitions
to get out again.
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You know, join
us in this society.
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Well, then, I guess I
gotta take it, Barney.
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I mean, somebody's gotta keep
them vermin behind bars, right?
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What do you think, Barney?
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I think we need you
more right here, inspector.
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Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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The more you think about it...
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Maybe.
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Hello.
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Oh, thanks, Mike.
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Hello, Liz?
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Okay, you got there okay?
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I just wanted to...
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I can't hear you, what's goi...?
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I can't hear you.
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Who's arguing in the back there?
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The brothers having an argument.
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Wonderful. All right,
listen, as long as you're uh...
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Did...? What was...?
Something break, Liz?
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Liz, are you okay?
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What? What's going on there?
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Was that glass smashing, Liz?
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Liz, are you okay?
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Look, Li... Liz? Liz?
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Phone went dead.
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Yeah, I guess maybe
you're right, Barney.
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Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay.
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Barney, there's... There's
no way they can trace the call.
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Mm-hm. I was afraid not.
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Look, call the 5-1 in the Bronx.
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Uh, tell them I wanna talk
to the watch commander.
259
00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:45,013
Department of Social Services
says she was sent up here.
260
00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:47,083
Oh, thanks, Mike.
261
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,151
Barney, I got the 5-1
on line two, Barney.
262
00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:50,819
Uh, tell them I'll
take it in my office.
263
00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:52,788
Thanks for the nice
powwow, Barney.
264
00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:53,956
Right.
265
00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:01,731
I'll give ya $25.
266
00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,032
Oh, n-no thanks.
267
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,968
Why not, Wojo?
268
00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:08,571
Well, I'm, uh, just used to
having it on my desk, inspector.
269
00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:11,507
Huh? Come on, what's it to you?
270
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:14,677
"Red Ruffing, Lefty Gomez,
271
00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:17,479
Twinkletoes Selkirk".
272
00:12:17,503 --> 00:12:19,849
All right, 30 bucks,
my final offer.
273
00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:23,419
I just don't wanna
sell it, inspector.
274
00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:26,855
Okay, Wojciehowicz,
275
00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:29,825
if that's the way you want it.
276
00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:31,294
You know, sometimes a man
277
00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:33,763
could use a friend
among the higher-ups
278
00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:37,533
in this little New York
City department of ours.
279
00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:38,723
Nyeh.
280
00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:42,271
See you around, men.
281
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,340
All right, inside.
282
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,542
Stand over here, Mr. Polansky.
283
00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:50,267
Big deal over a lousy little
baseball, for cryin' out loud.
284
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:52,682
Take a seat over there, please.
285
00:12:52,706 --> 00:12:54,016
Oh, what's the difference?
286
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:57,253
Standing, sitting, I
don't care anymore!
287
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,488
Man, this dude's got checks
from banks in 32 states,
288
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:00,556
including Hawaii.
289
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:01,890
Oh, yeah?
290
00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:03,726
Yeah, and look at this.
291
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:06,195
The blank checks match
the checks he's cashed.
292
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:09,665
Well, looks like we
got you, Mr. Polansky.
293
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:12,334
What is that, something new?
294
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:13,769
It's the story of my life.
295
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:18,340
Yeah, they sit up
there, laughing at me.
296
00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:19,708
The break givers.
297
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:22,511
The gods of men.
298
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:25,781
Nothing for you today, Polansky!
299
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:29,540
We got a load of "no
luck" for you again.
300
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:32,688
Yeah, you sure?
301
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:35,691
No 10-52 at that address?
302
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:38,961
Well, my... My wife went
up there on a case, Frank,
303
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,630
and I got a call from her and...
304
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:46,269
Look, uh, would you do me a
favor and send a car around?
305
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:50,306
I know you don't
like to go in there.
306
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,809
I-I'd consider it a
personal favor, Frank.
307
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,645
Thanks. Yeah.
308
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,682
Yeah, I think we
got him up here.
309
00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:01,951
Are you Nathan Levine?
310
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,675
I'm one of them.
311
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,346
Yeah, we got him up here.
312
00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:12,360
They got his bail ticket.
313
00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:13,784
Yeah, okay.
314
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,932
I gotta go see a doctor.
315
00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:19,334
I got a 2:00 appointment.
316
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,670
It's only quarter to 1.
317
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,428
I also gotta pick up a cake.
318
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,264
I hope it ain't serious.
319
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:31,368
It will be if they
don't find a "C".
320
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:38,988
No, I mean, uh, I hope, uh,
whatever you got ain't serious.
321
00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:40,722
Of course it's serious.
322
00:14:40,746 --> 00:14:42,425
Everything that happens to you
323
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:47,330
immediately following the
age of puberty is serious.
324
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:48,434
Really?
325
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,422
You'll find out
when you get there.
326
00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,308
For cryin' out loud.
327
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,177
I mean, it's baseball.
328
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:02,979
What's the big deal?
329
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,447
Hey, man, why didn't
you just give it to him?
330
00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:07,950
I use it as a paperweight.
331
00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:11,287
Hey, Wojo, man,
you could use a rock.
332
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:14,445
Next thing, he'd come
along and want my rock.
333
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,994
There's no end to blackmail.
334
00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:21,230
Okay, Mr. Polansky, have
a seat over there at my desk.
335
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,633
Sign these papers, huh?
336
00:15:23,657 --> 00:15:25,968
Hey, Harris,
fingerprints check out.
337
00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:28,470
Beautiful. Yeah.
338
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,139
Yeah, we had to take
some new pictures.
339
00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:32,041
You gained some
weight since the last ones.
340
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:34,398
It's guilt. It makes
you eat like a pig.
341
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,280
I used to be taller too.
342
00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:40,349
Hey, man, I called over
to, uh, Manhattan South.
343
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:41,917
They said they'll
pick him up later.
344
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,786
Okay, hurry it up,
will ya, Mr. Polansky?
345
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:46,543
Easy, I'm not used to
signing my own name.
346
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:49,358
Hey, ain't that something?
347
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,926
These checks are
really great, man.
348
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,461
He's an artist, I'm telling you.
349
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,196
Ah, it's a curse.
350
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,120
I wanted to go into politics.
351
00:15:57,456 --> 00:16:00,069
I am a student of
American history.
352
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:01,570
You know, when I was a kid,
353
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:04,273
I used to dream about signing
the Declaration of Independence.
354
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,808
Oh, yeah?
355
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,464
Now I can.
356
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,616
You wanna tell Captain
Miller we got his wife here?
357
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,683
Never mind. Thank you.
358
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:15,885
I'll tell him myself.
359
00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:17,319
Hello. Hello. How are you?
360
00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:18,863
Hey, Liz.
361
00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:20,690
You all right?
362
00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:23,526
Well, I am a little embarrassed.
363
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:24,694
Over what?
364
00:16:24,718 --> 00:16:27,963
Five policemen walked into
that room and removed me
365
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,454
as if I were a
Brownie in a forest fire.
366
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,368
I'm s... I'm sorry.
367
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:33,668
I thought you were in trouble.
368
00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:35,037
All that shouting on the phone,
369
00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:36,238
that furniture breaking...
370
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:37,506
There was a family discussion
371
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,608
and somebody was making a point.
372
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,377
What about the glass breaking?
373
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,779
There are two sides
to every discussion.
374
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,647
Who pulled the
phone out of the wall?
375
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:46,681
Everyone.
376
00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:49,351
It was the only thing
they all agreed on.
377
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:50,852
What were they fighting about?
378
00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:55,357
Oh, the older
son, the ex-convict,
379
00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:58,760
can't get a job and he was
taking it out on the family
380
00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:01,018
and the furniture.
381
00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:04,767
Well, I'm sorry.
382
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,969
My first day on a new
case and I'm preempted.
383
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,571
Yeah?
384
00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,073
Barney, excuse me.
385
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:12,375
Here's the sheet on Polansky.
386
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:13,876
No question about it.
387
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,777
He's been passing all
the bad paper around.
388
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:17,579
Three arrests, two convictions.
389
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,381
He's a very talented fellow.
390
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:21,250
Look at the signatures
he made for me.
391
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:27,422
Hey, Benjamin Franklin,
Thomas Jefferson,
392
00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:30,125
John Hancock, they look perfect.
393
00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:31,126
They are perfect.
394
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:33,361
Why does he keep
getting into trouble?
395
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,764
Well, you see, he goes
on parole, he can't get a job,
396
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,600
writes a bad check,
goes back in again.
397
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,301
Gets on parole again,
can't keep a job...
398
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:41,365
Thank you, Chano. Yeah.
399
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:46,341
You know, a man like, I
mean, this could be an artist.
400
00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:47,910
Of course, I haven't
heard of anyone
401
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,577
starting writing
the signature first
402
00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:51,735
and then doing
the painting, but...
403
00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:58,454
It's not just ex-convicts.
404
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:01,090
Everybody's having a
tough time getting a job today.
405
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,813
That's true.
406
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,762
What does your ex-con do?
407
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,797
He's a lathe operator.
408
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:11,867
Got his training in the
machine shop at Sing Sing.
409
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,335
Does he have any
real experience?
410
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:14,536
Are you kidding?
411
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:15,871
He was doing 10 to life.
412
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:18,495
Ooh. Those are real credentials.
413
00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:22,912
All right, I'll see you
at home about 6, huh?
414
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,414
Um... 7.
415
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,082
Seven? Seven.
416
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,018
I have another call to make.
417
00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:31,482
Where is it this time,
the Middle East?
418
00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:33,956
You really wanna know? No.
419
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:36,380
I'm gonna try and
do it cold turkey.
420
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,934
Hey, Barney, look.
421
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:48,826
Winston Churchill, Pablo
Picasso, Eddie Fisher.
422
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:50,596
Eddie Fisher?
423
00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:54,843
They're remarkable forgeries.
424
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,978
Oh, he calls them biographs.
425
00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:58,347
Good. Very good.
426
00:18:58,371 --> 00:18:59,748
Yeah, maybe so.
427
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,850
But he can't do Julian Bond yet.
428
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:07,022
Fish, what did the doctor say?
429
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:12,194
He said I was at...
That the time of my life
430
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:14,752
when my body is
going through changes.
431
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,592
Sou... Sounds like menopause.
432
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,397
It is menopause.
433
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:38,308
I caught it from Bernice.
434
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,961
It's not... It's
not giving ya...
435
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:48,230
It's not giving ya all
that much trouble, is it?
436
00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:52,768
Well, just a little difficulty
in remembering things.
437
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,970
What's the serial
number of your gun?
438
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:58,340
186 693 478 A. See?
439
00:19:58,364 --> 00:19:59,641
You got priorities.
440
00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:01,843
You're... You're more
selective about your memory.
441
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,845
You remember things
that are important to you.
442
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:04,846
You think so? Sure.
443
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:05,948
What's your anniversary?
444
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:08,239
Sometime in February.
445
00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:13,688
The 12th.
446
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:16,380
The 12th, right.
447
00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:23,865
186 693 478 A.
448
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,201
Pretty good.
449
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,004
Mr. Polansky. Yeah.
450
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:32,507
Social Services never been
able to help get you a job, has it?
451
00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:35,144
Nobody's ever
done anything for me.
452
00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:37,579
Well, if you're ever lucky
enough to get paroled again,
453
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:38,714
give me a call.
454
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:39,715
Do I need a cop?
455
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,250
Cops do not help ex-cons.
456
00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:44,987
Maybe, but you're in luck.
457
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:47,455
I happen to have a wife
who's a social worker.
458
00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:48,691
I happen to have a brother.
459
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:51,593
He owns a machine shop
in Huntington, Long Island.
460
00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:53,628
Polansky's Foundry
and Iron Works.
461
00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:55,597
He's making money
hand over fist.
462
00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:56,665
You think he'd help me?
463
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:57,899
Forget it!
464
00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,969
He would help anybody
in the world except me.
465
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:03,193
Right? Right.
466
00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:06,274
Huntington, Long Island.
467
00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:07,375
Right.
468
00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:08,377
Thanks.
469
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:09,411
You're welcome.
470
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,235
Who wants Clark Gable?
471
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,050
Hi. Hello.
472
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:16,051
Hi, Barney.
473
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:18,435
Hello, inspector.
474
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:23,091
Barney, I took your
good advice to heart.
475
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,461
You'll be happy to
know that I decided
476
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:28,063
to stay here, right where I am.
477
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:31,088
You and all your men
on the old firing line.
478
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,002
We would have
missed you, inspector.
479
00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:37,239
Ah, I would have missed you too.
480
00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:38,328
Most of ya.
481
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:41,977
Excuse me a minute, uh...
482
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:43,579
Yeah. Sure. Got a
phone call to make.
483
00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:44,635
Go ahead, Barney.
484
00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:48,917
Well, men, see you around.
485
00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:50,085
See you, inspector.
486
00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:52,187
Oh. Inspector Lugar.
487
00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:56,780
Yes, what is it,
Detective Wojciehowicz?
488
00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:03,354
I've, uh, decided to change
my mind about the ball.
489
00:22:04,356 --> 00:22:05,667
What ball?
490
00:22:05,691 --> 00:22:07,636
Oh, that? Ah.
491
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,204
Ah, forget it, son.
492
00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:10,839
I-I put it completely
out of my head.
493
00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:13,108
I'm not interested
in buying a ball.
494
00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:15,143
I'm not talkin'
about sellin' it to ya.
495
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,745
I'm talking about
givin' it to you.
496
00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:20,303
Don't sweet talk me with
that soft soap, Wojo, bec...
497
00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:22,651
You what?
498
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,908
Givin' it to you.
499
00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:28,044
You mean, you're gonna...
500
00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:31,993
Well, that's, uh...
501
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:34,629
That's darn decent
of you, Wojie.
502
00:22:34,653 --> 00:22:37,966
I-I hardly know
what... Oh, hey. Huh?
503
00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:41,570
Inspector, uh...
504
00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:44,606
it means a lot more to
you than it does to me.
505
00:22:44,630 --> 00:22:48,566
That's true. That...
506
00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:52,702
You old softy, you.
507
00:22:56,175 --> 00:23:03,147
"Carl Hubbell, Lou
Gehrig, John Hancock."
508
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:16,026
Was, uh...? Was he...?
Was he with the Giants?
509
00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:21,476
No, uh, he was one
of the original Yankees.
510
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:22,866
Oh.
511
00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:28,571
Yeah, yeah. Yeah,
utility infielder, right?
512
00:23:30,776 --> 00:23:33,855
♪ And it's one, two,
three Strikes, you're out ♪
513
00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:36,513
♪ At the old ball game ♪
514
00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:01,850
Look at this, a little present
from our forger friend.
515
00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:03,785
The Declaration of Independence.
516
00:24:05,578 --> 00:24:07,255
Is the ink dry yet?
517
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:08,590
Barely. Heh-heh.
518
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:10,191
Hey, is his John Hancock
519
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as good as the
one he did for me?
520
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,363
He didn't use John Hancock.
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00:24:14,387 --> 00:24:16,098
He used Harold Polansky.
522
00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:20,068
Well, that makes it
a genuine forgery.
523
00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:21,403
Listen, that's okay by me.
524
00:24:21,427 --> 00:24:22,971
As long as he's
writing his own name,
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00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:24,472
he's not writing
somebody else's.
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00:24:24,496 --> 00:24:25,496
Yeah.
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