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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:10,026 Move it, dorkus. 2 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:16,640 Okay, I think you're next. I'll take your ticket. 3 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:20,104 Come right around this way. Keep your back straight. 4 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,009 Put your books down on your lap. 5 00:01:22,182 --> 00:01:26,118 Now, look right up at the camera, okay? Nice smile. Here we go. 6 00:01:26,286 --> 00:01:29,778 Let me focus right over here. Okay. Get you in. 7 00:01:29,956 --> 00:01:31,253 That's good. 8 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:33,824 Swing around this way just a little bit, Gina. 9 00:01:33,993 --> 00:01:36,120 - It's Jenna. - Look over here, Gina. 10 00:01:36,296 --> 00:01:38,059 It's Jenna! 11 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:52,343 Oh, God. 12 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:55,209 Oh, no. 13 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,590 I've had enough already. 14 00:02:14,534 --> 00:02:16,525 Hey, Jenna. 15 00:02:16,703 --> 00:02:18,637 Matt, please. No more pictures. 16 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:22,070 Come on. It's your 13th birthday. We gotta document it. 17 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:34,913 - Hi, Tom-Tom. - Hey, Jenna. 18 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:37,488 Hi, Beaver. How's everything at the dam? 19 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:41,625 - So how'd yours come out, Rink? - Not so good. 20 00:02:41,794 --> 00:02:43,762 Yeah, mine aren't so hot either. 21 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:47,593 - Tom-Tom, yours are great! - Yours are the best. 22 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:50,401 God, you're so photogenic. 23 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:51,969 I'll meet you out front. 24 00:02:52,138 --> 00:02:55,596 Do whatever you want. It's not like she needs a play-by-play. 25 00:02:58,711 --> 00:03:01,236 - Freakazoid. - See you. 26 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:05,075 Jenna, could I talk to you a tiny sec? 27 00:03:06,819 --> 00:03:10,186 I told Chris Grandy me and the Six Chicks were going to your party. 28 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:13,325 - And he said he wanted to come with. - Really? 29 00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:16,894 Yeah, it's too bad we can't make it, because we really wanted to. 30 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:18,596 - Didn't we, girls? - Totally. 31 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:20,892 - So, so much. - We're so sorry. 32 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:23,900 Miss Measly's up our butts with this group project... 33 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:26,129 and Chris is gonna help us out... 34 00:03:26,306 --> 00:03:29,104 so I guess he can't come either. 35 00:03:31,177 --> 00:03:35,204 - I could write your report for you. - Fabuloso. 36 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:47,185 You know, I can't believe you invited those clones. 37 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:48,987 They're my friends. 38 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:51,687 Six Chicks are not your friends, okay? 39 00:03:51,864 --> 00:03:54,389 Well, almost. And someday I'm gonna be a Six Chick. 40 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:58,594 There's six of them. That's the point. There can't be a seventh Six Chick. 41 00:03:58,771 --> 00:04:00,636 It's just mathematically impossible. 42 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:03,332 You're cooler than they are. They're unoriginal. 43 00:04:03,509 --> 00:04:06,569 I don't wanna be original, Matty, I wanna be cool. 44 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:10,814 - Want some Razzles? - Razzles are for kids. 45 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:13,414 Exactly. 46 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:20,525 - Arrivederci. - Au revoir. 47 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:02,759 - Hey, sweetie. - Happy birthday! 48 00:05:02,935 --> 00:05:05,165 Tell us about your new life as a teenager. 49 00:05:05,338 --> 00:05:07,738 What did you do? Are you wearing a bra? 50 00:05:07,907 --> 00:05:11,775 - Go away! - Oh, honey, what's wrong? 51 00:05:11,944 --> 00:05:14,469 Wayne. Self-image. 52 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:18,449 - Jenna, it's going to be all right. - It is not, Mom! Look at me! 53 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:23,180 - This is not okay. This is fatal. - It's not fatal, honey. It's realistic. 54 00:05:23,356 --> 00:05:24,687 I hate my life. 55 00:05:24,857 --> 00:05:27,189 You don't look like girls in Poise magazine... 56 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:30,227 but you're beautiful in your own way. 57 00:05:30,396 --> 00:05:32,694 I don't wanna be beautiful in my own way. 58 00:05:32,865 --> 00:05:35,299 I wanna look like these people. 59 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:38,429 Oh, those aren't people, honey. Those are models. 60 00:05:39,539 --> 00:05:43,999 "Thirty, flirty and thriving. Why the 30s are the best years of your life. " 61 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,667 I wanna be 30. 62 00:05:46,946 --> 00:05:48,538 Well, you will be, honey. 63 00:05:48,715 --> 00:05:51,878 But right now you're my beautiful 13-year-old. 64 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:25,411 - Happy birthday! - Oh, my God. 65 00:06:25,585 --> 00:06:29,612 This is just part one of your present. I got something else to give you later. 66 00:06:29,922 --> 00:06:31,446 What is it? 67 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:36,061 You know how you always wanted a Barbie Dream House? 68 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:42,234 Well, I decided to make you your own Jenna Dream House. 69 00:06:45,838 --> 00:06:50,275 - You made all this? Oh, Matty. - Yeah. 70 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:55,274 See, that's you in your bubble bath, reading your favorite magazine. 71 00:06:55,448 --> 00:06:58,884 And there's your bedroom, with a massive stereo... 72 00:06:59,051 --> 00:07:01,315 and every record ever made. 73 00:07:01,487 --> 00:07:02,954 The good ones. 74 00:07:03,122 --> 00:07:08,560 And there's that bum Rick Springfield loafing on the couch. 75 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:14,059 And there I am, to make sure the creep keeps his hands to himself. 76 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:19,595 Oh, almost forgot. Wishing dust. 77 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:24,433 It says, "This wishing dust knows what's in your heart of hearts. 78 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:27,101 It'll make all your dreams come true. " 79 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:50,465 They're here. 80 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:52,433 What do we do? 81 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:57,069 Oh, my God. Matt, I'm just gonna put this away, okay? 82 00:07:57,243 --> 00:07:59,177 So there's room to dance. 83 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:04,182 Put some music on. 84 00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:10,749 Dad, you promised you were gonna stay upstairs. Go! 85 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,824 Hi, guys. The party's downstairs. 86 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:28,670 Fabuloso. 87 00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:16,811 - What is this? - I'm not sure. It's Matt's. 88 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,057 Sorry, Beave-head. Majority rules. 89 00:09:30,536 --> 00:09:34,472 Narrow, man. Narrow, hopeless people. 90 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:37,242 - Freak. - Robot. 91 00:09:42,114 --> 00:09:44,275 I'm gonna go next door and get my Casio. 92 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:47,783 Do whatever you want, Matt. It's not like I need a play-by-play. 93 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,682 See you, loser. 94 00:09:56,862 --> 00:09:59,387 Hey, I have an idea, girls. 95 00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:01,897 Let's play Seven Minutes in Heaven. 96 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:04,536 You can go first, because you're the birthday girl. 97 00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:06,399 How does that one go, again? 98 00:10:06,572 --> 00:10:10,372 Well, you go in the closet, and some lucky guy's gonna go in there... 99 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:14,980 and do whatever he wants with you for seven whole minutes. 100 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,977 And guess who wants to go first. 101 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:20,015 - Who? - Chris Grandy. 102 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:22,654 - No way. - Way. 103 00:10:30,496 --> 00:10:33,124 Before I forget, where's our project proposal? 104 00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:35,467 - On the table. - Thanks. 105 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,866 Remember, no peeking. Keep that blindfold on. 106 00:10:39,872 --> 00:10:43,364 And just so you know, Chris loves going for second base. 107 00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:58,786 Let's go. I think I can get my brother to buy us some beer. 108 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,434 - I got the cheez doodles. - Wait, give me that drink. 109 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:12,196 Thank you. Leave it, George. Come on. 110 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:20,111 - What's going on? - Jenna's waiting for you in the closet. 111 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,600 I thought you weren't gonna come. 112 00:11:51,343 --> 00:11:53,311 Where are you? 113 00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:00,483 Oh, Chris. 114 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,648 - It's not Chris, it's Matt. - What are you doing here? 115 00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:08,727 - Where's Chris? - He's gone. Everybody left. 116 00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:13,726 - What'd you do? - Nothing! 117 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,094 - Yes, you did! - I just went to get my Casio! 118 00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:18,929 - Get out! - Wait! Jenna, let me talk to you! 119 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:21,505 - Get out! No! - Jenna, please, just come out! 120 00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:24,336 I hate you! I hate me! I hate everybody! 121 00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:27,510 - Jenna, what are you talking about? - I wanna be 30! 122 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,945 Just let me play you this song, okay? It'll make you feel better. 123 00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:36,244 I wanna be 30. Thirty and flirty and thriving. 124 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:40,453 Thirty and flirty and thriving. 125 00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:45,620 Thirty and flirty and thriving. Thirty and flirty and thriving. 126 00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:50,667 Thirty and flirty and thriving. Thirty and flirty and thriving. 127 00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:54,272 Thirty and flirty and thriving. 128 00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:49,150 Mom? 129 00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,795 Mom? 130 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,270 Dad? 131 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,454 What is happening? 132 00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:58,226 Oh, what is happening? What is going on? 133 00:15:12,978 --> 00:15:16,106 "Jenna Rink. " 134 00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:20,878 "Jenna Rink. Jenna Rink, Jenna Rink. " 135 00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:22,850 I live here. 136 00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:30,795 - Hi. Sorry we missed your call. - Dad? 137 00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:33,625 Well, not that sorry, because we're in the Caribbean. 138 00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:38,395 So we'll be back on the 18th, so call us then. Have a good day. 139 00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:41,733 You went on a cruise without me? 140 00:15:43,842 --> 00:15:48,609 Oh, this is a dream. This is a really weird dream. 141 00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:12,632 - Hey, sweet bottom! - Oh, my God. 142 00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:24,175 I know you're there! And my parents are totally gonna be home any minute! 143 00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:27,781 Hey, where's the conditioner? 144 00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:31,323 - You're naked! - Well, not yet. 145 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:37,091 You could join me if you want. 146 00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:40,994 Sweet bottom! 147 00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:49,231 Can you hear that music? 148 00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:52,002 Jenna? Can you hurry up a little bit, please? 149 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,805 He made a commitment. Jenna? Can you come over here? 150 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:57,813 I don't care if you have to grab him by his testicles... 151 00:16:57,983 --> 00:17:00,144 I want him in New York in 12 hours. 152 00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:02,617 He needs to be at the party. Hold on a second. 153 00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:05,619 - Get in the car. - I don't get in the car with strangers. 154 00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:07,782 Get in the car. We're gonna be late. 155 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,121 - I don't know you. - Just get in the car. 156 00:17:10,295 --> 00:17:12,786 - Not with strangers! - You're being paranoid. 157 00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:16,059 Sweet bottom! Don't make me come down there and grab you. 158 00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:19,898 Lucy Wyman. He has my number. Could you please get in the car? 159 00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:21,699 - Jenna! - We are gonna be late. 160 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:26,402 Look, he made a commitment. He has my number. My name is Lucy Wyman. 161 00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:27,806 Just go away! 162 00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:35,245 Honey, I know I'm your best friend, but the slip dress is a little '97. 163 00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:38,879 - Unless it's retro. - Are you really my best friend? 164 00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:42,291 - You're pregnant. - Oh, no! Oh, my God, no! 165 00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:45,487 Thank God. You scared me. What did you do last night? 166 00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:48,929 See, that's the thing. Something really strange is happening. 167 00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:51,797 I slept in an apartment I've never seen before... 168 00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:55,303 and there was a naked man in my shower and I saw his thingy. 169 00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:57,101 Oh, God. Not his thingy. 170 00:17:57,276 --> 00:18:00,268 Driver, could you please pull over, since we're here? 171 00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,971 - Stop! - Wait. I don't wanna get out of the... 172 00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:06,174 I don't think you're listening. Wait, hang on. 173 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:10,415 Wait, listen to me. I'm 13. 174 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:13,558 If you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27. 175 00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:17,252 Wait! I know it sounds strange, but some weird dream is... Like that! 176 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,454 Do you hear it? Did you hear that? 177 00:18:19,631 --> 00:18:23,795 Would you stop being ridiculous? It's probably just Richard. 178 00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:27,964 - Who's Richard? - You drink too much. 179 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,040 Richard, your boss. 180 00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:33,872 Brown, curly hair. British. Richard. 181 00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:35,707 - Hello? - Hey, sweet bottom. 182 00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:40,284 You. You. Put on your pants and stop calling me "sweet bottom. " 183 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,511 - Look, baby... - And get out of my house! 184 00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:44,178 Who is that? 185 00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:47,416 I don't know his name. I don't know what's happening. 186 00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:50,460 Okay, Jenna. Jenna. Just calm down, okay? 187 00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:55,197 We have a meeting in 10 minutes. I'll tell you what to do. Repeat after me: 188 00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:58,894 I am Jenna Rink, bigtime magazine editor. 189 00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:01,539 - I am? - Repeat it. 190 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:05,674 I am Jenna Rink, bigtime magazine editor. 191 00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,072 I'm a tough bitch. 192 00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:14,812 - Say it. - I am a tough bitch. 193 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:18,320 I'm gonna walk into that office, I won't let anyone know I'm hung-over. 194 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,981 But that's not the point. I'm not hung-over... 195 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,690 I'm gonna walk into that office and not let anyone know I'm hung-over. 196 00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:29,266 Because the future of Poise depends on me. 197 00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:31,929 Poise? 198 00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:34,833 Oh, jeez. 199 00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:41,903 Poise magazine. Thank you. 200 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,046 Good morning, Miss Rink, Miss Wyman. 201 00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:47,242 - Good morning. What's her name? - Who cares? 202 00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:50,244 Jenna. Please don't yell at me, it's not my fault. 203 00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:52,617 They need a decision right now. 204 00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:54,918 - Just pick one. - That one. 205 00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:56,651 Love. Knew it. Genius. 206 00:19:56,828 --> 00:19:59,422 Eminem's on the phone. He wants a decision now. 207 00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:01,789 Plain. 208 00:20:03,268 --> 00:20:05,793 Peanut. Plain. 209 00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:10,305 There's the dynamic duo! I trust my executive editors are late again... 210 00:20:10,475 --> 00:20:13,035 because they were out promoting us at parties. 211 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,908 - You got it, Richard. - Richard. You're my boss. 212 00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:18,515 That's right, baby. Who's your daddy? 213 00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:19,912 Wayne Rink. 214 00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:22,278 Morning. 215 00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:28,290 Two words: Summer, Saint Barts. 216 00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:31,156 Oh, you're not gonna go to Fire Island this summer? 217 00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:34,060 - Are you insinuating I'm gay? - It's a joke. 218 00:20:42,808 --> 00:20:46,141 Is there anything else you need from me, Miss Rink? 219 00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:51,006 You mean like a favor? 220 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,809 Sure. Like a favor. 221 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:56,454 - I need to find this guy in New Jersey. - Okay. 222 00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:57,987 I have his number. 223 00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:05,360 - Arlene, will you leave us, please? - Sorry. 224 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,931 Jenna's a little hung-over today. 225 00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:20,678 Rough. 226 00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:23,178 Okay, children. 227 00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:39,930 I wonder which one Holly Housewife is going to go for. 228 00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:43,033 The 10th or the 11 th secret? 229 00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:56,378 Seven months in a row now they scoop us. 230 00:21:56,548 --> 00:22:01,008 I mean, it's like they've got Sparkle- cams hidden in all our walls. 231 00:22:01,186 --> 00:22:04,212 Richard, we're installing passwords. 232 00:22:04,389 --> 00:22:06,584 We're building firewalls on all the computers. 233 00:22:06,758 --> 00:22:09,022 - Jenna fired Charlotte yesterday. - Did you? 234 00:22:11,029 --> 00:22:13,759 I guarantee she has friends at Sparkle. She always took notes. 235 00:22:13,932 --> 00:22:16,423 - She was a secretary. - Yeah, whatever. 236 00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:21,865 Our party tonight is now huge. 237 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,167 We need to make an unequivocal statement... 238 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,538 that Poise is still hot and happening. 239 00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:30,011 Now, we need a newsstand circ analysis done immediately. 240 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:33,982 I also strongly suggest we take apart our F.O.B., overhaul the B.O. B... 241 00:22:34,152 --> 00:22:37,349 think about new heads, decks and slugs. Jenna, what do you think? 242 00:22:39,324 --> 00:22:40,791 Can I go to the bathroom? 243 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,755 It's the naked guy. 244 00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:26,668 "Jenna, girl, margaritas anytime. Love you, Madonna. " 245 00:23:27,539 --> 00:23:30,201 I'm friends with Madonna? 246 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,774 Here are your messages. 247 00:23:39,951 --> 00:23:42,112 And your mother called from Barbados. 248 00:23:42,287 --> 00:23:44,619 My mom called? I wish you'd told me. 249 00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:46,985 Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Rink. 250 00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:50,185 I thought you said never to bother you with family calls. 251 00:23:50,629 --> 00:23:53,655 - I did? I said that? - Please don't fire me. 252 00:23:53,832 --> 00:23:57,097 No, no, I won't. It's not your fault. I forgot that I said that. 253 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,260 Next time my mom calls, let me know. 254 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:00,905 Yes, ma'am. 255 00:24:01,072 --> 00:24:04,872 Oh, I have that information that you asked for. 256 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:07,006 Matt! 257 00:24:07,846 --> 00:24:10,144 The phone number you gave me was his parents'. 258 00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:13,773 I told them that I worked for Visa and he's in a lot of trouble. 259 00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:16,318 You lied to the Flamhaffs! 260 00:24:16,488 --> 00:24:21,221 He's in the Village. 212 Bank Street, apartment 2B. 261 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,752 - Which village? - The... Greenwich Village. 262 00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:27,524 Oh, right. Cool. 263 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,531 Wait! Should I cancel your 2:30 meeting? 264 00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:37,474 Sorry. 265 00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:41,242 Excuse me? 266 00:24:42,113 --> 00:24:43,671 Sir? 267 00:24:46,885 --> 00:24:48,113 Hello? 268 00:25:14,946 --> 00:25:16,846 Yeah, yeah. Hello. Yeah. 269 00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:19,210 Hi, this is Jenna and I'm looking for Matt. 270 00:25:19,484 --> 00:25:22,681 I don't know if you're him, but if you lived on Spruce Street... 271 00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:26,517 and if your favorite shirt is a gray velour one, I need to speak to you. 272 00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:30,684 Hello? Hello? Hello? You know what? I got none of that. 273 00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:35,299 If you're here from Ming Gardens, ring twice. If not, I really don't want it. 274 00:25:43,575 --> 00:25:46,009 You're not Chinese. 275 00:25:46,278 --> 00:25:48,746 - Matt? - Yeah. 276 00:25:50,649 --> 00:25:54,210 You're tall. You're different. 277 00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:58,250 - Yeah. - You don't know me? 278 00:25:58,423 --> 00:26:00,755 That's weird, because yesterday you were there. 279 00:26:00,926 --> 00:26:03,292 No, it wasn't yesterday, because I'm not 13. 280 00:26:03,461 --> 00:26:05,588 - Jenna. - Yes! 281 00:26:05,764 --> 00:26:08,562 - Jenna Rink. - Yes! Matt, it's me! 282 00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:18,874 - Hey. - Oh, Matty! 283 00:26:19,044 --> 00:26:20,875 Come on in. 284 00:26:26,518 --> 00:26:27,849 You still take pictures? 285 00:26:28,019 --> 00:26:31,853 Yeah. You know, it pays the bills. 286 00:26:32,023 --> 00:26:34,184 Hey, Jenna, what are...? Why are you here? 287 00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:38,056 Matty, I told you. Something really weird is happening. 288 00:26:38,229 --> 00:26:41,392 Yesterday was my 13th birthday and then... 289 00:26:41,566 --> 00:26:44,160 And then today I woke up and I'm this. 290 00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:47,203 And you... I mean, you're that. You get it? 291 00:26:47,372 --> 00:26:52,105 Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X? Falling into a K-hole? 292 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:57,078 - Are you doing drugs? - No. No. Look... 293 00:26:57,248 --> 00:27:01,617 I was sitting in my closet and I skipped everything. 294 00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:04,914 I mean, it's like a weird dream. I can't remember my life. 295 00:27:05,090 --> 00:27:07,024 You need to help me remember my life. 296 00:27:07,192 --> 00:27:09,422 - Me? I can't do that. - Why not? 297 00:27:10,829 --> 00:27:13,195 I don't know anything about you, all right? 298 00:27:13,365 --> 00:27:16,198 I haven't seen you since high school. 299 00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:20,927 - What? - We're not friends anymore, Jenna. 300 00:27:21,373 --> 00:27:24,809 - Matty, you're my best friend. - No. 301 00:27:27,245 --> 00:27:29,736 Okay. It's cool. 302 00:27:30,749 --> 00:27:32,683 - It's cool. - Is it warm in here? 303 00:27:32,851 --> 00:27:36,582 It's... Maybe I should open a window. 304 00:27:36,755 --> 00:27:39,918 I need fresh air and a glass of water and a fluffy pillow. 305 00:27:40,091 --> 00:27:43,254 Have a seat. I'll get you some... You want a glass of water? 306 00:27:43,428 --> 00:27:46,022 - You want ice in that? - I want a fluffy pillow! 307 00:27:46,197 --> 00:27:49,257 A fluffy pillow, coming right up. Sorry. 308 00:27:52,137 --> 00:27:53,729 You all right? 309 00:27:56,041 --> 00:28:00,876 Jenna, I think you should go back to your apartment. I'll help you find it. 310 00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:06,814 We went separate ways. We went to different colleges, different careers. 311 00:28:06,985 --> 00:28:10,079 Well, what about Christmas? Didn't you wanna see me then? 312 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:14,686 I think I saw you through a frosted window once, six years ago. 313 00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:17,054 - Six years ago? - Yeah. 314 00:28:17,228 --> 00:28:19,321 Wasn't I home last Christmas? 315 00:28:19,497 --> 00:28:22,728 I don't know. Doesn't your crowd do Saint Barts for Christmas? 316 00:28:22,901 --> 00:28:24,698 I don't know. 317 00:28:25,003 --> 00:28:27,096 Is this you? 318 00:28:27,272 --> 00:28:31,265 Yeah. This is where I live now. 319 00:28:37,682 --> 00:28:40,617 Okay, so nice seeing you. 320 00:28:43,188 --> 00:28:44,746 Good luck. 321 00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:49,021 - Okay? - Okay. 322 00:28:49,194 --> 00:28:52,129 - Bye. - Bye. 323 00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:57,534 Matt. 324 00:28:59,003 --> 00:29:01,028 Who is Saint Bart? 325 00:29:07,946 --> 00:29:12,246 The most depressing years of my life. Our high school yearbook. 326 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,850 Matt, was I a Six Chick? 327 00:29:14,018 --> 00:29:16,714 Yeah, you were pretty much their leader. 328 00:29:20,558 --> 00:29:23,083 There's Tom-Tom. I wonder what happened to her. 329 00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:27,095 Last I heard, you were still good friends. I think you even work together. 330 00:29:27,265 --> 00:29:30,098 Lucy. Oh, my God, yes. 331 00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:34,364 She's Lucy Wyman now. She looks so different. 332 00:29:34,539 --> 00:29:38,703 Yeah, she's pretty big into the whole plastic surgery movement. 333 00:29:38,877 --> 00:29:41,573 - I was the prom queen. - Yep. 334 00:29:41,746 --> 00:29:45,375 - And I went with Chris Grandy. - Yep. 335 00:29:45,550 --> 00:29:49,748 Oh, this is incredible. I can't believe it. I got everything I ever wanted. 336 00:29:50,188 --> 00:29:53,817 Yeah, Jenna, you got it all. Congratulations. 337 00:29:56,394 --> 00:29:58,089 It's your phone. 338 00:30:05,703 --> 00:30:08,001 - Hello? - Hi, Gramercy calling to confirm... 339 00:30:08,173 --> 00:30:10,505 your limousine pickup for 8:30 this evening. 340 00:30:10,675 --> 00:30:14,304 My... Yes, my limousine for 8:30. 341 00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:16,947 I will be prepared to take my ride at that time. 342 00:30:17,115 --> 00:30:19,242 Oh, can you tell me where I'm going? 343 00:30:19,417 --> 00:30:23,683 - The Palace, 27 Wall Street. - Thank you. 344 00:30:23,855 --> 00:30:27,347 I'm going to a party in a limo! 345 00:30:28,793 --> 00:30:32,559 Great. Looks like you're back to your old self. I should probably go. 346 00:30:32,730 --> 00:30:36,131 - You don't wanna go to the party? - No, I gotta work. Thanks. 347 00:30:36,301 --> 00:30:38,667 Shoot, I forgot you have a job. 348 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:41,772 - It's kind of cool we both have jobs. - Totally. 349 00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:46,409 Well, if you decide you want to come, it's gonna be fun. 27 Wall Street. 350 00:30:46,578 --> 00:30:49,911 Okay, great. Thanks, Jenna. Bye-bye. 351 00:30:50,615 --> 00:30:52,207 Matt. 352 00:30:53,318 --> 00:30:57,186 - Yeah. - What if this isn't just a dream? 353 00:30:57,889 --> 00:31:01,052 What if what I wished for actually happened? 354 00:31:01,926 --> 00:31:05,862 Then you got everything you ever wanted. You might as well enjoy it. 355 00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:09,132 All right, Jenna. 356 00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:16,696 - Matty. - Yeah. 357 00:31:17,508 --> 00:31:20,534 - Arrivederci. - I'll see you. 358 00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:23,237 - Matt. - Yeah. 359 00:31:24,682 --> 00:31:25,944 Au revoir. 360 00:33:00,111 --> 00:33:03,842 - I'm Jenna, by the way. - Yeah, I know. I'm Becky. 361 00:33:04,015 --> 00:33:06,040 How old are you, anyway? 362 00:33:06,217 --> 00:33:08,879 - Thirteen. - Me too. 363 00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:11,313 Used to be. 364 00:33:14,392 --> 00:33:16,223 Why are you talking to me? 365 00:33:16,728 --> 00:33:20,721 - Why not? We are neighbors, right? - But you usually ignore me. 366 00:33:23,534 --> 00:33:27,095 - I like your shoes. - Thanks. 367 00:33:27,271 --> 00:33:28,533 I like your dress. 368 00:33:28,706 --> 00:33:32,198 It's because I've got these incredible boobs to fill it out. 369 00:33:34,612 --> 00:33:36,136 - I like your bag. - Thanks. 370 00:33:36,314 --> 00:33:39,181 You should come by sometime. I've got a zillion of them. 371 00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:42,376 - Really? - Yeah, it'd be totally cool. 372 00:33:42,553 --> 00:33:44,748 Hey, Becky? 373 00:33:44,922 --> 00:33:48,221 - Can I ask you something? - Yeah, sure. 374 00:33:48,393 --> 00:33:51,726 Can you tell I'm wearing underwear? Because I totally am. 375 00:33:51,896 --> 00:33:55,423 I think that's kind of the point. 376 00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:22,257 Try it. It's soft-shell crab. 377 00:34:35,273 --> 00:34:36,831 Thanks. 378 00:34:50,021 --> 00:34:51,318 Hi, Tom-Tom. 379 00:34:51,489 --> 00:34:54,583 Oh, God, no one's called me that since I had my nose job. 380 00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:57,694 - You had a nose job? - Yeah, and yours is better. 381 00:34:57,862 --> 00:35:00,126 Anything to drink, ladies? 382 00:35:00,298 --> 00:35:04,200 - An apple martini. - Can I have a lemonade, please? 383 00:35:04,368 --> 00:35:08,464 Oh, wait. Make it a piña colada, not virgin. 384 00:35:08,639 --> 00:35:10,834 Do you wanna see my ID? Totally have it. 385 00:35:11,008 --> 00:35:12,771 There you two are. 386 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:15,811 Lucy, very nice. 387 00:35:15,980 --> 00:35:18,005 Sort of a dangerous mermaid look. 388 00:35:18,182 --> 00:35:21,208 And you... Barbie meets Britney. 389 00:35:21,385 --> 00:35:23,546 You look just "scrum-didlee-umpcious"! 390 00:35:23,721 --> 00:35:25,621 I know. I mean, thank you. 391 00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:28,850 Everybody Wang Chung tonight, right? 392 00:35:31,496 --> 00:35:33,464 Here you go. 393 00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:39,262 Thank you. 394 00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:43,034 - I'm sorry, it's late. - We're keeping you up, are we? 395 00:35:43,207 --> 00:35:45,675 It's only 11:00. Stay a while. 396 00:35:53,117 --> 00:35:56,280 It's 11:00 on a school night and I'm at a party. It's so cool. 397 00:35:56,454 --> 00:36:00,049 It's 11:00 and people are leaving. This is a disaster. 398 00:36:00,224 --> 00:36:01,691 It is? 399 00:36:01,859 --> 00:36:04,692 Speaking of disasters, what is she doing here? 400 00:36:04,862 --> 00:36:07,262 - Who? - Sparkle's editor in chief, Trish Sackett. 401 00:36:07,431 --> 00:36:09,956 Twelve o'clock and headed our way. 402 00:36:11,135 --> 00:36:15,538 Hi, girls. Our J. Lo issue is selling like hotcakes. How's yours doing? 403 00:36:15,706 --> 00:36:19,802 My God, are things so bad you had to come to our party to eat free food? 404 00:36:19,977 --> 00:36:22,002 Put some crab in your purse for later. 405 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:25,843 You might want to keep some of that biting wit for your magazine. 406 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:29,180 Or you could change the name to something more appropriate... 407 00:36:29,353 --> 00:36:33,687 like Poison or Pitiful. Whatever's more pathetic. 408 00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:35,348 You know what? 409 00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:40,725 You are rude and mean and sloppy and frizzy. I don't like you at all. 410 00:36:41,098 --> 00:36:43,589 Well, fortunately, I don't care about being liked. 411 00:36:43,768 --> 00:36:46,134 - I care about winning. - This is delicious. 412 00:36:48,839 --> 00:36:50,670 Ladies. 413 00:36:57,081 --> 00:36:59,140 Do I smell? 414 00:36:59,317 --> 00:37:01,285 Do I have bad breath? 415 00:37:01,452 --> 00:37:06,253 - Am I malodorous in any way? - No. 416 00:37:06,691 --> 00:37:10,218 People seem to be running for the exit like someone set off a stink bomb. 417 00:37:10,394 --> 00:37:11,622 I don't smell anything. 418 00:37:11,796 --> 00:37:13,991 I think he means the party is a stinker. 419 00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:18,625 A dud. A flop. A zero on a scale of one to 10. 420 00:37:19,804 --> 00:37:21,829 Maybe if somebody played something else. 421 00:37:22,006 --> 00:37:24,474 - Something with a melody. - Play whatever you want. 422 00:37:24,642 --> 00:37:29,136 All I know is if those people don't start dancing really, really soon... 423 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:33,046 Here's to early retirement. 424 00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:51,160 Matty! Matty, come here. 425 00:38:52,063 --> 00:38:56,432 - Hey. - Matty, come here. 426 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,659 "Thriller. " Matty. 427 00:38:58,836 --> 00:39:01,771 Me? No, no, no, no. Take that thing away. 428 00:39:02,206 --> 00:39:04,902 - "Thriller. " Come on. - No way. 429 00:39:05,076 --> 00:39:07,010 Come on, man! Go! 430 00:39:07,778 --> 00:39:09,177 Jenna, no way. 431 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:11,110 Come on, let's go. 432 00:39:11,282 --> 00:39:12,943 I don't remember those moves. 433 00:39:13,117 --> 00:39:16,746 I haven't done this in 15 years. What are you, crazy? 434 00:39:23,661 --> 00:39:25,458 Tear it up, dude! 435 00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:34,868 - Come on, Matty. - All right, all right. 436 00:39:38,342 --> 00:39:40,708 Okay, here we go. 437 00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,287 Go, Arlene! 438 00:40:04,368 --> 00:40:06,598 Come on, let's go! Let's go, Jenna! 439 00:40:31,162 --> 00:40:33,323 Go, Richard! 440 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:55,715 - Jenna. I'm sorry, I gotta go. - What do you...? 441 00:40:55,886 --> 00:40:58,446 - I'm sorry. - Wait. Don't. 442 00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:00,821 Matt. 443 00:41:01,225 --> 00:41:04,558 Groove on, baby! 444 00:41:09,700 --> 00:41:12,225 I adore you! 445 00:41:35,226 --> 00:41:39,526 - Miss, wait! Miss, wait! - Your credit card. Your credit card! 446 00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:22,672 - Thank you. - To being 30. 447 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:25,741 - I've decided it's gonna be awesome. - Of course it is. 448 00:42:25,910 --> 00:42:29,311 You're thin, you're hot, you can get any guy you want, "biatch. " 449 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:33,314 Not to mention, biatch, the hottest magazine editor in the world. 450 00:42:33,484 --> 00:42:35,145 Second hottest. 451 00:42:35,786 --> 00:42:37,413 - Tied for first? - Deal. 452 00:42:38,689 --> 00:42:41,021 And speaking of hot... 453 00:42:41,191 --> 00:42:45,252 Mr. Hotty behind you is totally scamming on you right now. 454 00:42:54,939 --> 00:42:58,636 He is not. He's totally cute. 455 00:42:58,809 --> 00:43:01,573 - Should I go talk to him? - You're not married. 456 00:43:05,716 --> 00:43:07,308 Good. 457 00:43:17,027 --> 00:43:18,585 Hi. 458 00:43:20,631 --> 00:43:22,929 Could I borrow your ketchup? 459 00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:24,761 Sure. 460 00:43:27,471 --> 00:43:29,939 I actually came over here... 461 00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:32,337 because I think you're really cute. 462 00:43:34,011 --> 00:43:38,107 - So do you wanna go out sometime? - Yeah. Can you drive? 463 00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:42,241 Time to go. What, do you wanna go to jail? I meant that guy. 464 00:43:42,419 --> 00:43:44,182 The man? Oh, gross. 465 00:43:44,888 --> 00:43:48,119 No more daiquiris for you tonight. 466 00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:51,125 You can never find a taxi in this neighborhood. 467 00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:53,957 Oh, my God. It's the naked man. 468 00:43:54,131 --> 00:43:56,599 - Hey, beautiful. - He thinks I'm beautiful? 469 00:43:56,767 --> 00:44:01,170 - Well, he should. He's your boyfriend. - My boyfriend? 470 00:44:02,940 --> 00:44:05,602 Why is that lady asking for my boyfriend's autograph? 471 00:44:05,776 --> 00:44:07,038 Thank you so much. 472 00:44:07,211 --> 00:44:09,236 He may not be the best New York Ranger... 473 00:44:09,413 --> 00:44:11,540 but he's the Ranger with the best ass. 474 00:44:13,450 --> 00:44:14,712 Jenna? 475 00:44:15,352 --> 00:44:17,718 - Oh, my God. Matt. Hi! - Hey. 476 00:44:18,555 --> 00:44:20,580 How are you? 477 00:44:21,191 --> 00:44:23,921 I'm sorry about the other night. 478 00:44:24,094 --> 00:44:27,552 - Beaver, is that you? - Hey, Tom-Tom. How are you? 479 00:44:27,731 --> 00:44:29,858 You lost all your baby fat. 480 00:44:30,034 --> 00:44:33,834 - How does the Beave stay warm? - Yeah, it's good to see you again too. 481 00:44:34,004 --> 00:44:36,700 I almost didn't recognize you. Did you get a nose job? 482 00:44:36,874 --> 00:44:39,274 I can't believe you're here. What're you doing? 483 00:44:39,443 --> 00:44:43,777 I'm... I'm actually... I'm doing some shopping with my... 484 00:44:43,947 --> 00:44:46,177 Jenna, this is Wendy, my fiancée. 485 00:44:48,485 --> 00:44:50,180 - I'm Jenna. - Matt told me about... 486 00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:54,017 his blast from the past. It was really sweet of you to stop by. 487 00:44:54,191 --> 00:44:57,388 Matty's the sweet one. I don't know what I'd have done without him. 488 00:44:57,561 --> 00:45:00,359 - I'm sure you'll be fine. - Are you a photographer too? 489 00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:03,329 I see you guys have spent so much time talking about me. 490 00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:05,866 - Wendy's an anchorwoman. - Anchorperson. 491 00:45:06,036 --> 00:45:08,834 I do the weather for WWEN in Chicago. 492 00:45:09,006 --> 00:45:12,874 Matt and I were just talking about him finally joining me in the Windy City. 493 00:45:14,445 --> 00:45:17,710 - You're moving to Chicago? - We were just discu... 494 00:45:17,881 --> 00:45:20,213 We haven't really... Is that Alex Carlson? 495 00:45:20,384 --> 00:45:23,217 Jenna, sorry. Sorry I'm late. 496 00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:24,718 Well, hi. 497 00:45:25,656 --> 00:45:27,385 - Hey. Who are you folks? - Hey. 498 00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:31,050 I'm sorry. This is my good friend Matt and this is his friend, Wendy. 499 00:45:31,228 --> 00:45:37,326 - Fiancée. - Right. So weird. And this is... 500 00:45:38,368 --> 00:45:41,895 You're Alex Carlson. Nice to meet you. You're a great hockey player. 501 00:45:42,072 --> 00:45:43,562 - I'm a big fan. - Thank you. 502 00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:48,235 You want me to sign your shirt or your forehead? Now, I don't do butts. 503 00:45:49,313 --> 00:45:50,746 I'm just joshing you. Sorry. 504 00:45:50,914 --> 00:45:54,975 I crack a lot of jokes after we win, on account of I'm in such a good mood. 505 00:45:57,855 --> 00:46:00,949 Okay, well, we should probably get going. 506 00:46:01,125 --> 00:46:03,616 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to see you folks. 507 00:46:03,794 --> 00:46:06,922 Nice to see you folks. Bye. 508 00:46:10,701 --> 00:46:13,101 You mind if I steal her from you for the night? 509 00:46:13,403 --> 00:46:16,372 Nope. I actually had my eye on something better inside... 510 00:46:16,540 --> 00:46:19,998 so I'll see you guys later. Have a good night. 511 00:46:20,177 --> 00:46:22,907 Excuse me one second. Lucy? 512 00:46:24,882 --> 00:46:27,316 Should I go to his place alone? 513 00:46:27,484 --> 00:46:31,750 Yeah. Why not? Go play. You deserve it. 514 00:46:31,922 --> 00:46:34,755 Play. You mean like games and stuff? 515 00:46:34,925 --> 00:46:41,330 Yeah, games. All kinds of games. 516 00:46:53,710 --> 00:46:56,076 I couldn't wait to see you tonight. 517 00:46:57,414 --> 00:46:59,279 You wanna play a game? 518 00:46:59,449 --> 00:47:02,475 - Do you have Battleship? - Yeah, I have Battleship. 519 00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:05,554 I'll show you my destroyer. 520 00:47:05,722 --> 00:47:09,590 - I call the red board. - Well, I call the blue board. 521 00:47:18,101 --> 00:47:19,898 What? 522 00:47:24,408 --> 00:47:27,400 Okay. I know. I forgot. 523 00:47:30,013 --> 00:47:32,174 I owe you one raunchy striptease. 524 00:47:42,993 --> 00:47:44,620 Oh, God. 525 00:47:45,429 --> 00:47:47,863 Oh, gross. 526 00:47:53,770 --> 00:47:59,367 Who's got the moves on the ice and off the ice, ice, baby? 527 00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:03,877 Wait! Wait! Wait! I don't wanna see that thing again. Put it away. 528 00:48:04,047 --> 00:48:05,878 Put it away! 529 00:48:06,049 --> 00:48:08,074 God. 530 00:48:13,624 --> 00:48:17,651 We can play Monopoly! We can play Parcheesi! 531 00:48:18,762 --> 00:48:21,390 He didn't have Battleship. He didn't have any games. 532 00:48:21,565 --> 00:48:23,089 Boys are so stupid. 533 00:48:23,267 --> 00:48:25,963 Becky, it's even worse than you think. 534 00:48:26,136 --> 00:48:28,764 How come the ones that you like never like you? 535 00:48:28,939 --> 00:48:33,205 Well, you have to fight for what you want. Rule number one: 536 00:48:33,377 --> 00:48:35,641 Love is a battlefield. 537 00:48:35,812 --> 00:48:39,942 That's deep. Really deep. 538 00:48:40,117 --> 00:48:43,883 - Good luck with fractions. - Have fun at work. 539 00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:47,648 To the office, Tom. 540 00:48:49,693 --> 00:48:51,506 "Fifty-seven ways to have an orgasm. " 541 00:48:51,541 --> 00:48:53,320 "Fifty-seven ways to have an orgasm. " 542 00:48:54,264 --> 00:48:57,893 - I didn't know there were 57. - "Touch-her-there underwear. " 543 00:48:58,068 --> 00:49:00,263 No. 544 00:49:00,437 --> 00:49:02,837 "He loves you, but... " 545 00:49:03,006 --> 00:49:05,406 - "He loves your butt. " - Yes. 546 00:49:05,575 --> 00:49:08,305 - "He lies, he cheats... - So typical. 547 00:49:08,478 --> 00:49:11,413 what are you doing wrong?" 548 00:49:15,419 --> 00:49:19,822 There's no easy way of saying this, so I'm just gonna come out with it. 549 00:49:22,059 --> 00:49:25,654 The circs are in. Our numbers are dismal. 550 00:49:25,829 --> 00:49:31,199 We're below 600,000 total circulation. Sparkle is closing in on a million. 551 00:49:31,368 --> 00:49:37,466 I've come off the phone with corporate and they have dropped the R word. 552 00:49:37,641 --> 00:49:39,768 Redesign? 553 00:49:39,943 --> 00:49:41,808 Redesign Poise? 554 00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:44,573 Wait. Sparkle copies everything we come up with... 555 00:49:44,748 --> 00:49:46,943 and we have to redesign? That's bullshit. 556 00:49:47,117 --> 00:49:53,056 Well, either we redesign and bring up our numbers or they pull the plug. 557 00:49:53,223 --> 00:49:55,589 Richard, redesign is a death sentence. 558 00:49:55,759 --> 00:49:59,559 No, it's not. It's a chance to have some fun. 559 00:50:00,097 --> 00:50:04,898 Let Sparkle have all our secondhand, stale, grody ideas. 560 00:50:05,068 --> 00:50:07,798 We'll open up the F.O.B., overhaul the B.O.B. 561 00:50:07,971 --> 00:50:11,065 It's time for us to prove we have some poise left. 562 00:50:11,241 --> 00:50:16,235 Well, I shall be leaving it to my dynamic duo... 563 00:50:16,413 --> 00:50:18,904 to come up with something utterly fabulous. 564 00:50:20,617 --> 00:50:25,350 We have two weeks, four hours and 30 minutes. 565 00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:29,117 - I have your urgent messages. - Let's hear them. 566 00:50:29,292 --> 00:50:31,487 Well, okay. 567 00:50:31,661 --> 00:50:34,357 Emily Pratt called and wanted me to tell you: 568 00:50:34,531 --> 00:50:38,399 "I can't believe you scooped my story on Vivienne Tam, you backbiting bitch. 569 00:50:38,568 --> 00:50:40,832 That was a new level of sleaze, even for you. 570 00:50:41,004 --> 00:50:43,336 I hope you die in one of her casual pantsuits. " 571 00:50:43,507 --> 00:50:46,499 Oh, my God, that was so mean. 572 00:50:46,676 --> 00:50:50,908 Miss Lewis called. She said, "I hope you choke on your own bile... 573 00:50:51,081 --> 00:50:55,040 you pretentious, conniving snake. " 574 00:50:55,218 --> 00:50:57,482 - Maybe I should read them myself. - Good. 575 00:50:57,654 --> 00:51:00,122 Oh, great. 576 00:51:04,327 --> 00:51:07,296 - Miss Rink's line. - Put that little bitch on the phone now. 577 00:51:07,464 --> 00:51:10,262 Please don't take that tone. I'm just her assistant. 578 00:51:10,434 --> 00:51:11,662 Tell her to call Todd. 579 00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:18,136 "Sweet bottom, you seem uptight. Let me come over and give you my... " 580 00:51:26,316 --> 00:51:29,114 - Yes. - Alex is on line one, Miss Rink. 581 00:51:29,286 --> 00:51:33,120 Oh, gag me. Can you please tell him I'm busy? 582 00:51:33,290 --> 00:51:37,021 Okay, but he wants to know what time would be good for dinner. 583 00:51:37,194 --> 00:51:40,595 How about in 10 zillion years? Ask him how that works. 584 00:51:40,764 --> 00:51:44,029 - Okay, I'll ask. - Okay. 585 00:51:48,205 --> 00:51:50,366 - Yeah? - I'm sorry to bother you again. 586 00:51:50,540 --> 00:51:52,838 - Pete Hansen is here to see you. - Who? 587 00:51:53,009 --> 00:51:56,308 Tracy from the art department's husband. 588 00:51:56,913 --> 00:51:59,245 Oh, okay. Sure. 589 00:52:09,826 --> 00:52:14,388 I was just dropping off Tracy's lunch, thought I'd say hello. 590 00:52:16,933 --> 00:52:20,198 You brought Tracy her lunch? That's so sw... 591 00:52:23,573 --> 00:52:25,541 What are you doing? 592 00:52:25,709 --> 00:52:27,472 What's wrong, pooky? 593 00:52:27,644 --> 00:52:29,339 "Pooky"? 594 00:52:29,513 --> 00:52:33,040 Pukey. You're married, and to a girl I work with. 595 00:52:33,216 --> 00:52:37,084 Well, that didn't stop us from rattling some desk drawers loose last week. 596 00:52:37,487 --> 00:52:41,548 So come on. Lie down and take a memo. 597 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:54,194 Listen, hire the best photographer, and I don't want Jenna to find out. 598 00:52:54,371 --> 00:52:56,362 - No. Roger that. - Okay? 599 00:52:56,540 --> 00:53:00,499 God, what is up with her lately, anyway? I mean, she seems so lost. 600 00:53:00,677 --> 00:53:04,135 I have no idea. I'm getting so sick of having her around... 601 00:53:04,314 --> 00:53:06,612 with this crazy new act she has going on. 602 00:53:06,783 --> 00:53:09,843 You know how she stole Charlotte's idea and then fired her? 603 00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:12,318 I say we go ahead with our own presentation... 604 00:53:12,489 --> 00:53:14,286 and let her fall on her ass. 605 00:53:14,457 --> 00:53:16,652 Oh, God, yeah. 606 00:53:47,991 --> 00:53:50,551 Okay, you're not Cajun. 607 00:53:52,429 --> 00:53:55,626 - Wanna go for a walk? - Sure. 608 00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:05,337 I still can't believe you're getting married. 609 00:54:05,508 --> 00:54:08,306 In two weeks. 610 00:54:10,914 --> 00:54:13,849 Is she your soul mate, Wendy? 611 00:54:14,818 --> 00:54:19,949 My soul mate? I don't know if I believe in those. I think that's kind of naive. 612 00:54:20,490 --> 00:54:24,551 But you get goose bumps when you're around her... 613 00:54:24,728 --> 00:54:26,753 and butterflies? 614 00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:32,027 No, I haven't gotten crazy like that about a girl since high school. 615 00:54:32,636 --> 00:54:34,627 Matty. 616 00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:39,731 What...? What happened to us? 617 00:54:39,909 --> 00:54:42,377 I mean, how come we never stayed friends? 618 00:54:44,714 --> 00:54:46,579 I don't know. I forget. 619 00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:49,150 No, what happened? 620 00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:54,081 I don't know. I can pretty much peg it to your 13th birthday party... 621 00:54:54,257 --> 00:54:56,885 when you were playing that game. Spin the Rapist? 622 00:54:57,060 --> 00:54:59,187 Seven Minutes in Heaven. Everybody ditched. 623 00:54:59,362 --> 00:55:01,694 And that is the last thing I remember. 624 00:55:02,732 --> 00:55:05,394 We don't have to get into this. It's a long time ago. 625 00:55:05,568 --> 00:55:08,537 - It really doesn't matter anymore. - It matters to me. 626 00:55:08,705 --> 00:55:10,673 Just tell me. 627 00:55:13,943 --> 00:55:15,501 You came out of the closet... 628 00:55:15,679 --> 00:55:19,012 and I started to sing my birthday song to you. 629 00:55:19,182 --> 00:55:22,208 And then you picked up and threw at me... 630 00:55:22,385 --> 00:55:24,410 with impressive force, I might add... 631 00:55:24,587 --> 00:55:28,023 the dream house that I spent three weeks building for you. 632 00:55:28,191 --> 00:55:31,354 And then you just stopped being my friend... 633 00:55:31,528 --> 00:55:35,430 and you never spoke to me again after that, ever. 634 00:55:38,902 --> 00:55:41,097 I'm so sorry. 635 00:55:41,671 --> 00:55:44,697 Forget it, Jenna. It was a long time ago. It doesn't matter. 636 00:55:44,874 --> 00:55:48,401 Matt, stop being so nice to me. I don't deserve it. 637 00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:52,105 Do you know what kind of person I am now? 638 00:55:52,282 --> 00:55:55,217 Do you know who I am right now? I... 639 00:55:57,387 --> 00:56:00,220 I don't have any real friends. I... 640 00:56:00,390 --> 00:56:03,325 I did something bad with a married guy. 641 00:56:03,493 --> 00:56:06,428 I don't talk to my mom and dad. 642 00:56:07,230 --> 00:56:10,222 I'm not a nice person. And the thing is... 643 00:56:11,801 --> 00:56:13,962 I'm not 13 anymore. 644 00:56:18,508 --> 00:56:20,373 Jenna. 645 00:56:36,893 --> 00:56:38,793 Behind you. 646 00:58:12,121 --> 00:58:14,919 Oh, it's good to be home. 647 00:58:24,467 --> 00:58:26,298 - Daddy. - Jenna? 648 00:58:26,469 --> 00:58:28,903 What in the world? 649 00:58:29,839 --> 00:58:31,830 - Sweetheart. - I missed you guys so much. 650 00:58:32,008 --> 00:58:34,408 Are you all right? 651 00:59:38,341 --> 00:59:40,571 Mom. 652 00:59:41,210 --> 00:59:44,179 Do you ever wish you could go back... 653 00:59:44,347 --> 00:59:45,974 like to another time? 654 00:59:46,149 --> 00:59:49,550 I wouldn't mind giving back some of these wrinkles. 655 00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:52,488 Okay. 656 00:59:53,423 --> 00:59:58,588 If you were given one do-over, anything in your life, what would it be? 657 01:00:04,767 --> 01:00:06,530 Nothing. 658 01:00:06,703 --> 01:00:09,729 - Really? - Really. 659 01:00:09,906 --> 01:00:12,397 But did you ever make a big mistake? 660 01:00:12,575 --> 01:00:16,067 Or a huge one that could change your life? What about that? 661 01:00:16,245 --> 01:00:18,975 Well, Jenna, I know I made a lot of mistakes... 662 01:00:19,148 --> 01:00:21,673 but I don't regret making any of them. 663 01:00:22,418 --> 01:00:23,783 How come? 664 01:00:24,587 --> 01:00:26,612 Because if I hadn't have made them... 665 01:00:26,789 --> 01:00:29,724 I wouldn't have learned how to make things right. 666 01:00:38,234 --> 01:00:41,032 I'm sorry I missed last Christmas. 667 01:01:21,978 --> 01:01:24,469 Carrie, I'm heading out, okay? 668 01:01:27,216 --> 01:01:29,116 I'm so exhausted. 669 01:01:29,285 --> 01:01:31,116 - Jenna's working late. - She has been. 670 01:01:41,898 --> 01:01:43,889 - Hey. - Hey. 671 01:01:44,067 --> 01:01:47,730 I was gonna stop by your office. I tried to call you a bunch of times. 672 01:01:47,904 --> 01:01:51,863 - I didn't get any messages. - I was in a hurry. 673 01:01:52,041 --> 01:01:54,305 But I did try to reach you. 674 01:01:54,477 --> 01:01:58,777 I actually wanted to talk to you about this whole redesign thing. 675 01:01:58,948 --> 01:02:02,384 I hope you don't mind, but I've been working on something on my own. 676 01:02:02,552 --> 01:02:05,350 It's really last-minute. 677 01:02:05,521 --> 01:02:09,218 - I hope you don't mind. - No, of course not... 678 01:02:09,392 --> 01:02:11,860 because I'm doing the same thing. 679 01:02:24,107 --> 01:02:27,406 - Hey, Jenna. - Hey. 680 01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:30,444 Someone's got a big photo shoot going on. 681 01:02:30,613 --> 01:02:32,308 - Yeah. - What's happening? 682 01:02:32,482 --> 01:02:35,417 - Did you bring them? - Oh, yeah, I got a few. 683 01:02:36,252 --> 01:02:38,083 - What are you doing? - I'm hiring you. 684 01:02:38,254 --> 01:02:41,451 Actually, Poise is hiring you for the week. 685 01:02:42,024 --> 01:02:43,889 Here. 686 01:02:50,733 --> 01:02:53,327 This is the first half. The rest when we finish. 687 01:02:53,503 --> 01:02:56,870 I could really use this, but you don't need to do me any favors. 688 01:02:57,039 --> 01:03:00,133 I'm asking you to do me a favor. I love your work. 689 01:03:01,177 --> 01:03:02,940 I hope you'll do this with me. 690 01:03:05,481 --> 01:03:10,544 You know, I've seen your magazine. My stuff is not your style at all. 691 01:03:12,822 --> 01:03:14,847 Exactly. 692 01:03:15,925 --> 01:03:18,325 Who gets Francis? 693 01:03:18,861 --> 01:03:22,024 There we go. Okay, let's do it. 694 01:03:22,198 --> 01:03:24,428 Up, up! 695 01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:27,296 - Okay, everybody. - Okay, everybody, climb up there. 696 01:03:27,470 --> 01:03:29,199 Lots of energy. 697 01:03:29,372 --> 01:03:32,808 - All right. Nice. You're the real deal. - Keep up the flag. 698 01:03:32,975 --> 01:03:37,105 All right. Jenna, this is your class of 2004. 699 01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:39,544 All right, guys. Ready? 700 01:03:49,992 --> 01:03:53,052 Very good. Very good. 701 01:05:20,483 --> 01:05:23,213 - They're beautiful. - Yeah, they came out okay, huh? 702 01:05:23,386 --> 01:05:24,751 - I think so. - Yeah. 703 01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:27,549 - Do you? - I do, yeah. 704 01:05:36,465 --> 01:05:38,797 Yeah, it's getting late. I should get home. 705 01:05:38,968 --> 01:05:41,061 It's getting pretty late here. 706 01:05:41,237 --> 01:05:44,229 You know what I wish I had right now? 707 01:05:44,407 --> 01:05:46,170 No, what? 708 01:05:46,342 --> 01:05:48,435 Razzles. 709 01:05:48,611 --> 01:05:50,636 Razzles? 710 01:05:50,813 --> 01:05:54,214 I haven't had Razzles... 711 01:05:55,251 --> 01:05:57,082 in 15 years. - Remember... 712 01:05:57,253 --> 01:06:00,017 they're both a candy and a gum. - That's incredible. 713 01:06:00,189 --> 01:06:03,454 I can't believe they had them. Okay, don't waste a minute. 714 01:06:03,626 --> 01:06:06,595 It's been a long time. Careful. 715 01:06:08,064 --> 01:06:09,725 Yeah. 716 01:06:12,101 --> 01:06:13,932 What are you laughing at? 717 01:06:14,103 --> 01:06:15,661 I don't know. 718 01:06:15,838 --> 01:06:19,865 Life. Timing. Being here with you, eating Razzles. 719 01:06:24,580 --> 01:06:27,481 I've had a really great time working with you this week. 720 01:06:27,650 --> 01:06:28,947 - Me too. - And everything. 721 01:06:29,118 --> 01:06:30,745 Yeah. 722 01:06:32,955 --> 01:06:34,513 Hey, Matty. 723 01:06:35,658 --> 01:06:37,922 Tell me something. 724 01:06:38,094 --> 01:06:40,187 What color is my tongue? 725 01:06:40,363 --> 01:06:42,627 - What? - What color is my tongue? 726 01:06:42,798 --> 01:06:44,766 It's red. I don't know. Red. 727 01:06:44,934 --> 01:06:47,095 "Red" red? Or tongue red? 728 01:06:47,703 --> 01:06:49,500 Razzle red. 729 01:06:49,672 --> 01:06:51,162 - Show me yours. - What? 730 01:06:51,340 --> 01:06:54,207 - Your tongue. I showed you mine. - I'm not showing you. 731 01:06:54,377 --> 01:06:56,402 Show me your tongue. I showed you mine. 732 01:06:56,579 --> 01:06:59,742 - I didn't ask to see yours. - Matty, I need to see your tongue. 733 01:07:02,184 --> 01:07:04,209 Razzle red. 734 01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:09,791 You wanna know a secret? 735 01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:12,892 Yeah. 736 01:07:13,062 --> 01:07:15,394 You're the sweetest guy I've ever known. 737 01:07:20,369 --> 01:07:22,530 I bet I can still beat you off the jump. 738 01:07:26,342 --> 01:07:28,867 Whoever goes the furthest, the other owes a drink. 739 01:07:29,045 --> 01:07:31,206 - An Orange Julius. - Upping the stakes. 740 01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:34,440 And dinner Friday night at 8:00... 741 01:07:34,617 --> 01:07:37,085 at the 24th Street Diner... 742 01:07:37,253 --> 01:07:39,813 to celebrate our redesign being chosen. 743 01:07:39,989 --> 01:07:42,253 Deal. One. 744 01:07:44,226 --> 01:07:46,285 - Two. - Two. 745 01:07:47,296 --> 01:07:49,025 - Three! - Three! 746 01:07:52,168 --> 01:07:53,567 Are you okay? 747 01:07:53,736 --> 01:07:55,863 I should've tucked and rolled. 748 01:07:56,038 --> 01:07:57,665 I'm getting old. 749 01:07:57,840 --> 01:07:59,831 No, you're not, because that means I am. 750 01:08:00,009 --> 01:08:01,442 Well? 751 01:08:07,683 --> 01:08:08,980 - Hey. - Yeah? 752 01:08:09,151 --> 01:08:11,119 You got arm hair. 753 01:08:12,755 --> 01:08:15,349 It's never quite got that reaction before. 754 01:08:48,991 --> 01:08:51,084 It was like it wasn't even me. 755 01:08:51,260 --> 01:08:53,228 Like I had just... 756 01:08:53,395 --> 01:08:56,728 watched us down below, kissing. 757 01:08:58,200 --> 01:09:00,964 Then I just floated home on a cloud. 758 01:09:03,272 --> 01:09:05,740 That is so romantic. 759 01:09:09,178 --> 01:09:11,305 - Look. - You've got goose bumps. 760 01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:14,108 I totally know. They won't go away. 761 01:09:14,984 --> 01:09:16,508 Do you love him? 762 01:09:16,685 --> 01:09:18,550 Duh. 763 01:09:19,255 --> 01:09:20,984 When will you see him again? 764 01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:23,717 I don't know, actually. I don't know if I can. 765 01:09:23,893 --> 01:09:27,226 - What? Why? - It's complicated. 766 01:09:27,396 --> 01:09:29,523 It's a grownup thing. 767 01:09:30,799 --> 01:09:33,791 Well, at least you have someone to dream about. 768 01:09:33,969 --> 01:09:36,904 Guys don't wanna jump your bones when you're a metal-mouth. 769 01:09:37,072 --> 01:09:40,166 What is that attitude? We are young. 770 01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:45,045 Heartache to heartache, we stand. 771 01:09:45,214 --> 01:09:48,672 Love is a battlefield. 772 01:10:21,784 --> 01:10:24,651 But I like it like this, with freckle girl and the dog. 773 01:10:25,454 --> 01:10:28,446 - These photos are unbelievable, Jen. - Okay, here's the dog. 774 01:10:28,624 --> 01:10:31,354 - Francis is the dog's name. - Okay. What do you think? 775 01:10:31,527 --> 01:10:35,964 Well, I think I'm gonna start reading Poise for the first time in my life. 776 01:10:52,581 --> 01:10:55,243 No, I got a place I rent in Brooklyn. 777 01:10:55,684 --> 01:11:00,144 That'll work? All right, I'll see you then. Bye-bye. 778 01:11:04,159 --> 01:11:08,027 Hey. I wasn't expecting to see you... 779 01:11:08,197 --> 01:11:10,961 Wendy. I thought you were flying in tomorrow. 780 01:11:11,133 --> 01:11:13,727 What, are you expecting someone else? 781 01:11:14,503 --> 01:11:15,765 No. Hi. 782 01:11:15,938 --> 01:11:17,872 I wanna take you to lunch. Hungry? 783 01:11:18,040 --> 01:11:21,441 Yeah, yeah. What a surprise. 784 01:11:21,610 --> 01:11:23,168 Okay, where do you...? 785 01:11:23,345 --> 01:11:25,677 - How was your flight? - It was good. 786 01:11:25,848 --> 01:11:28,715 You can take pictures of vitamin bottles anywhere. 787 01:11:28,884 --> 01:11:32,081 And I was just thinking that we should try to resolve this now. 788 01:11:32,254 --> 01:11:37,214 Instead of being a commuter couple during our first year of marriage. 789 01:11:38,894 --> 01:11:40,589 What? 790 01:11:40,763 --> 01:11:42,731 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 791 01:11:42,898 --> 01:11:45,458 Could you...? I missed that. 792 01:11:46,735 --> 01:11:48,828 - Arlene, do you have any more...? - Jenna. 793 01:11:49,438 --> 01:11:52,305 My balls, excuse my French, are in an iron vice. 794 01:11:52,474 --> 01:11:56,240 Corporate are twisting like a bunch of dominatrixes on steroids. 795 01:11:56,412 --> 01:11:59,745 Now Lucy's presenting her own redesign. Tell me what's going on. 796 01:11:59,915 --> 01:12:02,315 What is going on is you will have more choices. 797 01:12:02,484 --> 01:12:06,386 All respect to Lucy, I'm more anxious to know what you're working on. 798 01:12:06,555 --> 01:12:08,580 - Thank you. - I'm not complimenting you... 799 01:12:08,757 --> 01:12:10,315 I'm trying to pressure you. 800 01:12:10,492 --> 01:12:13,256 How long until your balls get totally squished? 801 01:12:13,429 --> 01:12:16,262 Hopefully never. I'm really rather attached to my balls. 802 01:12:16,432 --> 01:12:18,400 Can they hang in there till 5? 803 01:12:19,301 --> 01:12:21,599 Jenna, you are not yourself at the moment. 804 01:12:21,770 --> 01:12:26,104 Since when do you keep me out of the loop? I'm really freaking out here. 805 01:12:26,275 --> 01:12:29,142 - The rest of the prints are ready. - Goody. Hang in there. 806 01:12:29,311 --> 01:12:31,245 Why does nobody listen to a word I say? 807 01:12:31,413 --> 01:12:33,847 Arlene, aren't you coming? 808 01:12:34,016 --> 01:12:37,417 Oh, you're invited, are you? Okay, bye-bye. 809 01:12:37,586 --> 01:12:40,111 Oh, no, excuse me. Go ahead. 810 01:12:41,023 --> 01:12:42,991 You know, what am I? I'm just the... 811 01:12:43,158 --> 01:12:46,958 editor in chief. Whatever. 812 01:12:47,129 --> 01:12:51,429 We've gotta go to 23rd, please, between 5th and 6th. 813 01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:55,092 - It's 29 West 23rd. - You got it, lady. 814 01:12:55,270 --> 01:13:00,670 The new and improved Poise will explore the last frontier. 815 01:13:00,843 --> 01:13:03,437 It will go heroin chic one better. 816 01:13:03,612 --> 01:13:05,204 It will OD. 817 01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:08,179 It will kill. 818 01:13:08,350 --> 01:13:11,513 Cause of death? Chicness. 819 01:13:11,687 --> 01:13:17,023 The new Poise will go farther than any fashion magazine ever before. 820 01:13:17,192 --> 01:13:20,320 It will be deadly serious. 821 01:13:20,496 --> 01:13:23,021 Fashion suicide. 822 01:13:26,735 --> 01:13:28,794 So, what do you think? 823 01:13:39,181 --> 01:13:40,671 Thank you, sir. 824 01:13:40,849 --> 01:13:43,613 - How much time do we have? - We have two minutes. Hurry. 825 01:13:49,825 --> 01:13:52,020 Jeez. Such a bitch. 826 01:14:01,537 --> 01:14:03,528 I know this is different. 827 01:14:03,705 --> 01:14:06,299 I mean, from anything we've ever done. 828 01:14:06,475 --> 01:14:11,139 And I know you might hate it and think I'm completely crazy. 829 01:14:12,147 --> 01:14:14,877 But I won't care, even if I get fired. 830 01:14:15,050 --> 01:14:19,851 And I don't mean that disrespectfully, it's just that I've realized something. 831 01:14:22,057 --> 01:14:24,218 Who are these women? 832 01:14:24,393 --> 01:14:26,088 Does anyone know? 833 01:14:26,261 --> 01:14:28,821 I don't recognize any of them. 834 01:14:33,735 --> 01:14:35,794 I wanna see... 835 01:14:35,971 --> 01:14:39,099 my best friend's big sister... 836 01:14:41,009 --> 01:14:43,671 and the girls from the soccer team. 837 01:14:44,213 --> 01:14:46,408 My next-door neighbor. 838 01:14:46,582 --> 01:14:49,915 Real women who are smart and pretty and happy to be who they are. 839 01:14:50,085 --> 01:14:52,519 These are the women to look up to. 840 01:14:57,392 --> 01:15:00,555 Let's put life back into the magazine. 841 01:15:01,663 --> 01:15:05,360 And fun and laughter and silliness. 842 01:15:06,602 --> 01:15:11,539 I think we all... I think all of us wanna feel something... 843 01:15:12,608 --> 01:15:15,941 that we've forgotten or turned our backs on. 844 01:15:16,845 --> 01:15:21,111 Because maybe we didn't realize how much we were leaving behind. 845 01:15:27,623 --> 01:15:30,888 We need to remember what used to be good. 846 01:15:37,966 --> 01:15:39,900 If we don't... 847 01:15:40,068 --> 01:15:44,027 we won't recognize it even if it hits us between the eyes. 848 01:15:47,476 --> 01:15:49,307 I just... 849 01:15:52,514 --> 01:15:54,982 Bravo! 850 01:15:59,154 --> 01:16:01,622 Brilliant. 851 01:16:03,592 --> 01:16:08,086 We will present this to corporate first thing tomorrow morning. 852 01:16:12,734 --> 01:16:16,465 - So who's this mystery photographer? - Matt Flamhaff. 853 01:16:16,638 --> 01:16:18,572 Is he Arthur or Martha? 854 01:16:18,740 --> 01:16:20,401 Matt. He's Matt. 855 01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:24,103 No, no. Is he gay? 856 01:16:24,279 --> 01:16:26,645 Are you gay? 857 01:17:36,952 --> 01:17:38,920 - City and listing? - Manhattan. 858 01:17:39,087 --> 01:17:42,181 Sparkle magazine on Park Avenue. 859 01:17:43,091 --> 01:17:45,753 - Sparkle magazine. - Trish Sackett, please. 860 01:17:58,940 --> 01:18:03,206 Jenna, I'm sorry to barge in on you like this, but I really have to talk to you... 861 01:18:03,378 --> 01:18:05,903 Hey, Beaver. 862 01:18:06,081 --> 01:18:08,743 I mean Matt. I'm sorry. 863 01:18:08,917 --> 01:18:10,441 Old habits die hard, you know. 864 01:18:10,619 --> 01:18:11,881 Fine. Is Jenna around? 865 01:18:12,054 --> 01:18:15,421 Are you here about your photos? 866 01:18:16,158 --> 01:18:18,854 No, actually, I'm not. 867 01:18:19,027 --> 01:18:21,086 I guess I should just tell you... 868 01:18:21,263 --> 01:18:24,528 that Jenna's decided to go in a different direction... 869 01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:28,898 with a more established photographer. 870 01:18:29,071 --> 01:18:34,771 She's gonna use the guy who shoots the official photos of her sweetie pie. 871 01:18:34,943 --> 01:18:38,606 So don't take it personally, because there's just a little bias. 872 01:18:38,780 --> 01:18:42,307 I'm sorry to be so honest with you, because... 873 01:18:42,484 --> 01:18:45,146 I think your pictures are really cute. 874 01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:47,083 It was nice talking to you. 875 01:18:47,255 --> 01:18:50,986 Hey, Matt. While I've got you here, do you wanna sign a general release? 876 01:18:51,159 --> 01:18:53,457 Maybe we can use your pictures in a catalog. 877 01:18:53,628 --> 01:18:55,425 Fine. 878 01:19:57,626 --> 01:19:58,888 Hi. 879 01:19:59,060 --> 01:20:02,188 - Jenny, right? - Jenna. 880 01:20:03,231 --> 01:20:04,459 I was looking for Matt. 881 01:20:04,633 --> 01:20:08,000 I wanted to tell him some really great news about his photographs. 882 01:20:08,170 --> 01:20:09,398 Everybody loved them. 883 01:20:09,571 --> 01:20:13,268 That's great. I'll tell him when he gets back. He's out getting his tux. 884 01:20:13,441 --> 01:20:16,274 - His tux? - I know. Men. 885 01:20:16,444 --> 01:20:18,173 Everything's the last minute. 886 01:20:18,346 --> 01:20:20,712 I mean, hello. We're getting married tomorrow. 887 01:20:20,882 --> 01:20:25,285 This'll be the cutest little backyard wedding since I don't know when. 888 01:20:25,487 --> 01:20:28,422 - Congratulations. - Thanks. I'll tell Matt you stopped by. 889 01:20:28,590 --> 01:20:30,785 - Okay. - Bye. 890 01:20:40,702 --> 01:20:45,036 We wanna feel something again that we've forgotten. 891 01:20:45,207 --> 01:20:48,608 Because we didn't stop to notice how much we were leaving behind. 892 01:20:49,444 --> 01:20:52,811 We need to remember what used to be good. 893 01:20:56,785 --> 01:20:58,047 You ready? 894 01:21:00,121 --> 01:21:02,021 The meeting's cancelled, Jenna. 895 01:21:02,190 --> 01:21:03,817 What, until tomorrow? 896 01:21:03,992 --> 01:21:05,459 It's over. 897 01:21:07,095 --> 01:21:08,722 It's over? 898 01:21:09,965 --> 01:21:11,899 Lucy... 899 01:21:12,067 --> 01:21:15,264 She took all your designs to Sparkle. Everything. 900 01:21:15,437 --> 01:21:17,496 She's their new editor in chief. 901 01:21:17,706 --> 01:21:20,231 Your photos showed up in Sparkle Online last night. 902 01:21:20,408 --> 01:21:22,137 They're in outdoor ads everywhere. 903 01:21:22,310 --> 01:21:24,471 She can't take Matt's pictures. Those belong to us. 904 01:21:24,646 --> 01:21:27,877 - She can't do it! - She can, and she is. 905 01:21:28,049 --> 01:21:30,540 She got him to sign this. 906 01:21:37,025 --> 01:21:38,617 Lucy, you stole Matt's pictures. 907 01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:42,425 Oh, which one do you wanna be today, the pot or the kettle? 908 01:21:42,597 --> 01:21:44,690 If you don't mind, I'd like to be the pot. 909 01:21:44,866 --> 01:21:47,892 Maybe the kettle. It doesn't really matter. They're both black. 910 01:21:48,069 --> 01:21:51,596 - What are you talking about? - I found this in your office yesterday. 911 01:21:51,773 --> 01:21:54,241 Does it look familiar? It has your name on it. 912 01:21:54,409 --> 01:21:57,537 - You went through my things? - Oh, give me a break. 913 01:21:57,712 --> 01:22:00,374 How horrible. How terrible. I can't believe I did it. 914 01:22:00,548 --> 01:22:01,981 What is this? 915 01:22:02,150 --> 01:22:05,176 You can wipe off the "Bambi watching her mother get shot... 916 01:22:05,353 --> 01:22:08,254 and strapped to the back of a van" look from your face. 917 01:22:08,423 --> 01:22:10,482 I talked to Trish Sackett yesterday. 918 01:22:10,659 --> 01:22:13,753 It's okay, Jenna. I know all about your little deal. 919 01:22:13,929 --> 01:22:15,920 It's a sweet little deal, actually. 920 01:22:16,097 --> 01:22:18,793 Editor in chief if you help them hit a million copies? 921 01:22:18,967 --> 01:22:20,832 - So you'd give them tips. - Oh, my God. 922 01:22:21,002 --> 01:22:24,904 Not bad. I just wish I would have thought of it. 923 01:22:25,073 --> 01:22:27,837 - Oh, no. - Oh, yes. 924 01:22:28,009 --> 01:22:31,172 Only, now I'm taking your job, you stay here with the magazine... 925 01:22:31,346 --> 01:22:33,439 you single-handedly flushed down the toilet. 926 01:22:33,915 --> 01:22:35,439 What about Matt? 927 01:22:35,617 --> 01:22:37,983 Why did he sign this? What did you say to him? 928 01:22:38,153 --> 01:22:40,314 Let's see. I think that I told him... 929 01:22:40,488 --> 01:22:43,389 you had decided to go in a different direction. 930 01:22:43,758 --> 01:22:45,521 Which you are now. 931 01:22:47,629 --> 01:22:52,657 I might have told him something else, too, but I just can't remember. 932 01:24:05,240 --> 01:24:09,040 George Washington Bridge, New Jersey. 933 01:24:20,288 --> 01:24:21,619 Jenna. 934 01:24:21,790 --> 01:24:24,657 - Jenna Rink. - Yeah? 935 01:24:24,826 --> 01:24:27,226 Chris Grandy. 936 01:24:27,395 --> 01:24:29,488 So, what are you doing? Are you married? 937 01:24:29,664 --> 01:24:33,293 Because if you're single, I definitely want a number. 938 01:24:33,468 --> 01:24:34,765 We could get together. 939 01:24:34,936 --> 01:24:36,631 I'm still living at home... 940 01:24:36,805 --> 01:24:38,864 - Come on, Grandy! Come on. - Holy Christ! 941 01:24:39,040 --> 01:24:43,340 This is the tune we first tangled tongues to. 942 01:24:43,511 --> 01:24:45,843 What's the dude who sings this? 943 01:24:46,014 --> 01:24:49,313 - Rick Springsteen. - It's Springfield, Grandy. 944 01:24:49,484 --> 01:24:51,145 I'm out of here. 945 01:24:51,319 --> 01:24:54,777 I thought you wanted my number. 946 01:25:19,314 --> 01:25:21,214 I'll take these. 947 01:25:23,184 --> 01:25:24,617 Good afternoon. 948 01:25:26,821 --> 01:25:28,083 You remember, Wayne. 949 01:25:28,256 --> 01:25:31,885 It was with the Flamhaffs at San Ysidro Ranch. 950 01:25:32,060 --> 01:25:34,790 San Ysidro Ranch. 951 01:25:35,463 --> 01:25:39,923 It's so pretty. It's perfect. It looks great. 952 01:25:54,449 --> 01:25:56,679 Hi. 953 01:25:56,851 --> 01:25:58,443 Hey. 954 01:26:04,225 --> 01:26:08,161 I don't know what Lucy said to you about me, but I want you to know... 955 01:26:08,329 --> 01:26:11,196 that whoever that was she was talking about... 956 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:14,025 wasn't me. 957 01:26:16,704 --> 01:26:18,365 It doesn't matter what Lucy said. 958 01:26:18,540 --> 01:26:22,340 I stopped trusting her after she stole my Pop Rocks in the third grade. 959 01:26:24,212 --> 01:26:25,907 Matt. 960 01:26:27,882 --> 01:26:33,286 I am not the awful person that I know that I was. 961 01:26:33,454 --> 01:26:35,718 I don't even know that person. 962 01:26:37,225 --> 01:26:39,853 And I'd like to believe... 963 01:26:40,028 --> 01:26:43,725 I have to believe that if you knew that... 964 01:26:43,898 --> 01:26:47,959 if in your heart, you really, really knew that... 965 01:26:49,103 --> 01:26:51,833 you wouldn't be getting ready to marry someone now. 966 01:26:52,006 --> 01:26:55,703 Unless that someone were me. 967 01:27:08,189 --> 01:27:12,023 Jenna, I'm not gonna lie to you. 968 01:27:14,562 --> 01:27:17,053 I have felt things... 969 01:27:17,232 --> 01:27:19,530 these past few weeks... 970 01:27:20,668 --> 01:27:23,967 that I didn't know I could feel anymore. 971 01:27:24,939 --> 01:27:28,898 But I have realized in these past few days... 972 01:27:30,945 --> 01:27:34,176 you can't just turn back time. 973 01:27:35,750 --> 01:27:38,116 Why not? 974 01:27:38,286 --> 01:27:39,913 I moved on. 975 01:27:40,088 --> 01:27:41,487 You moved on. 976 01:27:41,823 --> 01:27:45,088 We've gone down different paths for so long. 977 01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:47,956 We made choices. 978 01:27:48,129 --> 01:27:50,962 I chose Wendy. 979 01:27:52,800 --> 01:27:55,598 That's her family down there. 980 01:27:56,204 --> 01:27:58,832 We care about each other, you know? 981 01:28:00,708 --> 01:28:05,202 You don't always get the dream house, but you get awfully close. 982 01:28:09,150 --> 01:28:11,482 Please don't cry, Jenna. 983 01:28:11,653 --> 01:28:14,554 Oh, I'll be fine, I promise. 984 01:28:44,919 --> 01:28:46,944 Matty, can I have it? 985 01:28:47,121 --> 01:28:48,782 Please? 986 01:28:48,956 --> 01:28:51,254 - You're not gonna whip it at me? - No. 987 01:28:58,933 --> 01:29:02,232 Look, I won't have you be late. Just go. 988 01:29:02,704 --> 01:29:06,162 Go on. I'm fine. I'm just crying because I'm happy. 989 01:29:06,341 --> 01:29:09,401 I want you to be so, so happy. 990 01:29:11,946 --> 01:29:14,073 I love you, Matt. 991 01:29:17,418 --> 01:29:19,215 You're my best friend. 992 01:29:21,856 --> 01:29:24,017 Jenna, I... 993 01:29:25,193 --> 01:29:27,718 I've always loved you. 994 01:31:30,151 --> 01:31:33,086 Jenna's waiting for you in the closet. 995 01:31:44,131 --> 01:31:45,996 Matty. 996 01:31:52,940 --> 01:31:55,204 You really know what you're doing. 997 01:31:55,776 --> 01:31:58,006 Come on. 998 01:31:59,146 --> 01:32:01,876 - Sorry, I forgot my scarf. - You know what? 999 01:32:02,049 --> 01:32:06,213 You can be the pot and kettle all by yourself from now on, biatch. 1000 01:32:06,387 --> 01:32:07,820 Come on, Matt. 1001 01:32:07,989 --> 01:32:10,219 - What did you call me? - We're gonna be late. 1002 01:32:10,391 --> 01:32:12,256 - For what? - You'll see. 1003 01:33:05,780 --> 01:33:07,680 A Razzle, Mr. Flamhaff? 1004 01:33:07,848 --> 01:33:10,214 Thank you, Mrs. Flamhaff. 78116

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