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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:37,265 COL. SANDURZ? 2 00:03:37,309 --> 00:03:39,441 WHAT IS IT, SGT. RICCO? 3 00:03:41,051 --> 00:03:42,966 YOU TOLD ME TO LET YOU KNOW THE MOMENT 4 00:03:43,010 --> 00:03:45,230 PLANET DRUIDIA WAS IN SIGHT, SIR. 5 00:03:45,273 --> 00:03:46,274 SO? 6 00:03:46,318 --> 00:03:49,059 PLANET DRUIDIA IS IN SIGHT, SIR. 7 00:03:49,103 --> 00:03:51,105 YOU'RE REALLY A SPACEBALL. 8 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:52,193 YOU KNOW THAT, DON'T YOU? 9 00:03:52,237 --> 00:03:53,847 THANKS, SIR. 10 00:03:53,890 --> 00:03:55,152 HAVE YOU NOTIFIEDLORD HELMET? 11 00:03:55,196 --> 00:03:57,372 YES, SIR. I TOOK THE LIBERTY.HE'S ON HIS WAY. 12 00:03:57,416 --> 00:03:59,635 MAKE WAY FOR DARK HELMET! 13 00:03:59,679 --> 00:04:02,638 ALL RISE IN THE PRESENCEOF DARK HELMET. 14 00:04:51,426 --> 00:04:53,123 I CAN'T BREATHE IN THIS THING. 15 00:04:54,777 --> 00:04:56,736 WE'RE APPROACHINGPLANET DRUIDIA, SIR. 16 00:04:56,779 --> 00:04:59,304 GOOD. I'LL CALL SPACEBALL CITY 17 00:04:59,347 --> 00:05:01,262 AND NOTIFY PRESIDENT SKROOBIMMEDIATELY. 18 00:05:01,306 --> 00:05:04,134 I ALREADY CALLED HIM, SIR. HE KNOWS EVERYTHING. 19 00:05:06,398 --> 00:05:10,140 WHAT? YOU WENT OVER MY HELMET? 20 00:05:10,184 --> 00:05:13,318 WELL, NOT EXACTLY OVER, SIR.UH, M-M-MORE TO THE SIDE. 21 00:05:13,361 --> 00:05:14,623 I'LL ALWAYS CALL YOU FIRST. 22 00:05:14,667 --> 00:05:16,799 IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. NEVER EVER! 23 00:05:18,975 --> 00:05:20,716 OH, SHIT! 24 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:23,284 NO, NO, NO.NO, NO, NO! NO! PLEASE! 25 00:05:23,328 --> 00:05:26,156 PLEASE, PLEASE, NO, NO,NO, NOT THAT! 26 00:05:27,767 --> 00:05:29,508 YES, THAT. 27 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:50,311 SANDURZ!SIR. 28 00:05:50,355 --> 00:05:52,182 I DON'T SEE PLANET DRUIDIA. WHERE IS IT? 29 00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:54,141 WE DON'T HAVEVISUAL CONTACT YET, SIR, 30 00:05:54,184 --> 00:05:56,970 BUT WE HAVE ITON THE RADAR SCREEN.SHALL I PUNCH IT UP FOR YOU? 31 00:05:57,013 --> 00:05:58,493 UH, NEVER MIND. I'LL DO IT MYSELF. 32 00:05:58,537 --> 00:06:00,495 VERY GOOD, SIR. 33 00:06:02,802 --> 00:06:04,369 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THIS THING? 34 00:06:04,412 --> 00:06:05,718 WHAT'S THAT CHURNING AND BUBBLING? 35 00:06:05,761 --> 00:06:07,284 YOU CALL THAT A RADAR SCREEN? 36 00:06:07,328 --> 00:06:10,113 NO, SIR, WE CALL IT MR. COFFEE. 37 00:06:10,157 --> 00:06:12,768 CARE FOR SOME? 38 00:06:12,812 --> 00:06:16,772 YES. I ALWAYS HAVE COFFEE WHEN I WATCH RADAR. YOU KNOW THAT. 39 00:06:16,816 --> 00:06:18,600 OF COURSE I DO, SIR.EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT! 40 00:06:18,644 --> 00:06:22,038 OF COURSE WE DO, SIR. 41 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:25,564 NOW THAT I HAVE MY COFFEE,I'M READY TO WATCH RADAR. 42 00:06:25,607 --> 00:06:27,174 WHERE IS IT? 43 00:06:27,217 --> 00:06:29,350 RIGHT HERE, SIR. 44 00:06:29,394 --> 00:06:30,656 SWITCH TO TELEVIEW. 45 00:06:32,048 --> 00:06:33,963 THERE IT IS.PLANET DRUIDIA. 46 00:06:34,007 --> 00:06:37,619 AND UNDERNEATH THE AIR SHIELD,10,000 YEARS OF FRESH AIR. 47 00:06:37,663 --> 00:06:39,186 WE MUST GET THROUGHTHAT AIR SHIELD. 48 00:06:39,229 --> 00:06:40,230 WE WILL, SIR. 49 00:06:40,274 --> 00:06:41,841 ONCE WE KIDNAP THE PRINCESS, 50 00:06:41,884 --> 00:06:43,843 WE CAN FORCE HER FATHER, KING ROLAND, 51 00:06:43,886 --> 00:06:45,845 TO GIVE US THE COMBINATION TO THE AIR SHIELD 52 00:06:45,888 --> 00:06:47,847 THEREBY DESTROYING PLANET DRUIDIA 53 00:06:47,890 --> 00:06:50,197 AND SAVING PLANET SPACEBALL. 54 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:52,765 EVERYBODY GOT THAT? 55 00:06:52,808 --> 00:06:54,984 GOOD. WHEN WILLTHE PRINCESS BE MARRIED? 56 00:06:55,028 --> 00:06:56,551 WITHIN THE HOUR, SIR. 57 00:06:56,595 --> 00:06:58,814 WELL, I HOPEIT'S A LONG CEREMONY, 58 00:06:58,858 --> 00:07:01,208 'CAUSE IT'S GONNABE A SHORT HONEYMOON. 59 00:07:09,042 --> 00:07:11,218 HOT! TOO HOT. 60 00:07:28,322 --> 00:07:30,280 OH, IF ONLY YOUR MOTHER WERE ALIVE 61 00:07:30,324 --> 00:07:32,587 TO SEE THIS DAY. IS EVERYONE READY? 62 00:07:32,631 --> 00:07:33,675 YES, YOUR MAJESTY. 63 00:07:33,719 --> 00:07:35,372 NO! WHERE'S MY DROIDOF HONOR? 64 00:07:35,416 --> 00:07:38,463 OH, DEAR, YES. WHERE'S DOT? DOT? 65 00:07:39,289 --> 00:07:41,291 DOT MATRIX! 66 00:07:41,335 --> 00:07:43,032 OH, THANK GOD, DEAR! 67 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:45,470 WHERE'VE YOU BEEN? 68 00:07:45,513 --> 00:07:46,862 HERE I AM. I'M SORRY. 69 00:07:46,906 --> 00:07:48,429 I HAD TO MAKE A PIT STOP. 70 00:07:48,473 --> 00:07:51,214 I'M SO EXCITED, I--I COULDN'T HOLD MY OIL. 71 00:07:51,258 --> 00:07:54,043 ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE. IT'S MAGIC TIME! 72 00:07:54,087 --> 00:07:56,785 ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, STARTING ON THE LEFT FOOT. 73 00:07:56,829 --> 00:07:58,439 DADDY,THAT'S THE RIGHT FOOT. 74 00:07:58,483 --> 00:08:00,223 IT'S TOO LATE. KEEP GOING. 75 00:08:13,759 --> 00:08:14,847 DADDY. 76 00:08:16,718 --> 00:08:18,154 MUST I GO THROUGH WITH THIS? 77 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:20,461 I'M SORRY, MY DEAR. YOU HAVE TO. 78 00:08:30,602 --> 00:08:31,733 BUT, DADDY, 79 00:08:33,779 --> 00:08:35,389 I DON'T LOVE HIM. 80 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:36,608 I'M SORRY, VESPA. 81 00:08:36,651 --> 00:08:39,001 HE'S THE LAST PRINCE LEFT IN THE GALAXY. 82 00:08:49,664 --> 00:08:51,187 DEARLY BELOVED, 83 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:54,451 WE ARE GATHERED HEREON THIS MOST JOYOUS OCCASION 84 00:08:54,495 --> 00:08:58,325 TO WITNESS PRINCESS VESPA,DAUGHTER OF KING ROLAND, 85 00:08:58,368 --> 00:09:02,155 GOING RIGHT PAST THE ALTAR,HEADING DOWN THE RAMP, 86 00:09:02,198 --> 00:09:03,939 AND OUT THE DOOR! 87 00:09:03,983 --> 00:09:07,377 STOP HER! SOMEONE STOP HER! STOP HER! 88 00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:10,119 HEY, WAIT!YOU FORGOT TO GET MARRIED! 89 00:09:10,163 --> 00:09:11,381 WILL YOU STOP? 90 00:09:12,426 --> 00:09:13,906 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 91 00:09:13,949 --> 00:09:15,995 NO QUESTIONS, DOT. GET IN. 92 00:09:26,396 --> 00:09:29,225 WHAT IS SHE DOING? WHERE IS SHE GOING? 93 00:09:33,578 --> 00:09:34,491 COME BACK! 94 00:09:57,166 --> 00:09:59,386 ♪ OH, YEAH 95 00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:07,176 ♪ YOU 96 00:10:07,220 --> 00:10:10,527 ♪ YOU GOT A NASTY REPUTATION 97 00:10:10,571 --> 00:10:14,183 ♪ WE'RE IN A STICKY SITUATION ♪ 98 00:10:14,227 --> 00:10:17,056 ♪ IT'S DOWN TO ME AND YOU ♪ 99 00:10:17,883 --> 00:10:19,275 ♪ SO TELL ME 100 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:21,147 ♪ IS IT TRUE 101 00:10:21,190 --> 00:10:24,454 ♪ THEY SAY THERE AIN'T NOBODY BETTER ♪ 102 00:10:28,850 --> 00:10:31,548 ♪ SHOW ME WHAT YOU CAN DO 103 00:10:34,203 --> 00:10:35,509 BARF. 104 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:36,728 ♪ OUT ON THE RUN 105 00:10:36,771 --> 00:10:38,730 ♪ GONNA SET THE NIGHT ON FIRE ♪ 106 00:10:38,773 --> 00:10:39,992 BARF. 107 00:10:42,211 --> 00:10:43,691 BARF! 108 00:10:43,735 --> 00:10:45,171 ♪ AND PLAYIN' TO WIN 109 00:10:45,214 --> 00:10:46,476 HUH? 110 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,740 ♪ RAISE YOUR HANDS 111 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:51,656 BARF. 112 00:10:51,699 --> 00:10:53,614 ALWAYS WHEN I'M EATIN'. 113 00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:00,055 BARF. 114 00:11:02,710 --> 00:11:04,886 WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR, BOSS?WHERE YOU BEEN? 115 00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:06,583 GRABBIN' MYSELF A SNACK.YOU WANT SOME? 116 00:11:06,627 --> 00:11:08,107 NO!A LITTLE HAIR OF THE DOG? 117 00:11:08,150 --> 00:11:10,979 NO! LISTEN, ANSWER THAT THING FOR ME. 118 00:11:11,023 --> 00:11:12,851 WILL YOU WATCH THAT?OH, SORRY. 119 00:11:12,894 --> 00:11:14,635 I'LL JUST THROWON OUR AUDIO HERE. 120 00:11:14,679 --> 00:11:16,332 THAT WAY THEY WON'T SEE YOU. 121 00:11:17,246 --> 00:11:18,508 YELLO! 122 00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:20,728 HELLO, LONE STARR. 123 00:11:20,772 --> 00:11:22,599 SORRY, WRONG SWITCH. 124 00:11:22,643 --> 00:11:24,819 HELLO, VINNIE. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 125 00:11:24,863 --> 00:11:26,778 NO, NO, NO, NO, 126 00:11:26,821 --> 00:11:28,518 IT'S NOT WHAT I WANT. 127 00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:31,130 IT'S WHAT HE WANTS. 128 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:35,874 PIZZA THE HUTT. 129 00:11:36,962 --> 00:11:40,313 WELL, IF IT ISN'T LONE STARR, 130 00:11:40,356 --> 00:11:42,707 AND HIS SIDEKICK, PUKE. 131 00:11:43,751 --> 00:11:44,491 THAT'S BARF. 132 00:11:44,534 --> 00:11:47,189 BARF, PUKE, WHATEVER. 133 00:11:48,147 --> 00:11:49,496 WHERE'S MY MONEY? 134 00:11:49,539 --> 00:11:52,238 DON'T WORRY, PIZZA.YOU'LL HAVE IT BY NEXT WEEK. 135 00:11:52,281 --> 00:11:55,720 NO. NO.I GOTTA HAVE IT BY TOMORROW. 136 00:11:55,763 --> 00:11:58,723 A 100,000 SPACE BUCKS? BY TOMORROW? 137 00:11:58,766 --> 00:12:00,115 A 100,000? 138 00:12:01,508 --> 00:12:02,857 NO WAY! 139 00:12:02,901 --> 00:12:04,511 YOU FORGOT LATE CHARGES, 140 00:12:04,554 --> 00:12:08,907 WHICH BRINGS IT UP TO, UH,ONE MILLION SPACE BUCKS! 141 00:12:08,950 --> 00:12:12,345 A MILLION? THAT'S UNFAIR! 142 00:12:12,388 --> 00:12:14,695 UNFAIR TO THE PAYOR, 143 00:12:14,739 --> 00:12:16,871 BUT NOT TO THE PAYEE. 144 00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:23,399 BUT YOU'RE GONNA PAY IT OR ELSE... 145 00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:26,054 OR ELSE WHAT? 146 00:12:26,098 --> 00:12:27,708 TELL HIM, VINNIE. 147 00:12:30,189 --> 00:12:34,933 OR ELSE PIZZA IS GONNA SEND OUT FOR YOU. 148 00:12:40,373 --> 00:12:41,374 MMM. 149 00:12:42,201 --> 00:12:43,898 YOU'RE DELICIOUS. 150 00:12:43,942 --> 00:12:45,160 CIAO,BOYS. 151 00:12:51,950 --> 00:12:54,561 ♪ I SLEPT IN YOUR ARMS 152 00:12:54,604 --> 00:12:58,608 ♪ CONTENT TO GO ON DREAMING 153 00:12:59,958 --> 00:13:02,917 ♪ A NIGHTMARE TOO REAL TO IMAGINE ♪ 154 00:13:04,397 --> 00:13:07,487 ♪ LOSING YOU 155 00:13:10,142 --> 00:13:12,187 CAN WE TALK? 156 00:13:12,231 --> 00:13:15,016 OK. WE ALL KNOWPRINCE VALIUM IS A PILL, 157 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:17,323 BUT YOU COULD'VE MARRIED HIMFOR YOUR FATHER'S SAKE, 158 00:13:17,366 --> 00:13:19,586 AND THEN HAD A HEADACHEFOR THE NEXT 25 YEARS. 159 00:13:19,629 --> 00:13:22,807 ♪ I LOVE YOU MORE EACH DAY 160 00:13:22,850 --> 00:13:25,374 WILL YOU TURNTHAT THING OFF? 161 00:13:25,418 --> 00:13:28,029 ♪ PLAY ON MY HEARTSTRINGS 162 00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:29,204 WHAT? 163 00:13:30,162 --> 00:13:31,903 WHAT IS IT? 164 00:13:31,946 --> 00:13:35,602 I WAS SAYING,DO YOU REALIZEWHAT YOU'VE DONE? 165 00:13:35,645 --> 00:13:37,952 YES! AND I'M GLAD. 166 00:13:37,996 --> 00:13:40,781 GLAD, GLAD, GLAD, GLAD, GLAD. 167 00:13:42,783 --> 00:13:44,741 I WONDER IF SHE'S GLAD. 168 00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:54,403 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 169 00:13:54,447 --> 00:13:56,797 AS PRESIDENT OFPLANET SPACEBALL, 170 00:13:56,841 --> 00:13:59,147 I CAN ASSURE BOTH YOUAND YOUR VIEWERS 171 00:13:59,191 --> 00:14:02,934 THAT THERE'S ABSOLUTELYNO AIR SHORTAGE WHATSOEVER. 172 00:14:02,977 --> 00:14:04,065 YES, OF COURSE. 173 00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:06,589 I'VE HEARDTHE SAME RUMOR MYSELF. 174 00:14:06,633 --> 00:14:09,418 YES, THANKS FOR CALLINGAND NOT REVERSINGTHE CHARGES. 175 00:14:09,462 --> 00:14:10,767 YES, BYE. 176 00:14:11,899 --> 00:14:12,900 SHITHEAD. 177 00:14:29,134 --> 00:14:30,831 PRESIDENT SKROOB. 178 00:14:31,919 --> 00:14:32,877 YES? 179 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:34,574 THIS IS CENTRAL CONTROL. 180 00:14:34,617 --> 00:14:36,881 SPACEBALL COMMANDERETTE ZIRCON SPEAKING, SIR. 181 00:14:36,924 --> 00:14:38,230 YES, WHAT IS IT, COMMANDERETTE? 182 00:14:38,273 --> 00:14:40,058 LORD HELMET HAS JUST NOTIFIED US 183 00:14:40,101 --> 00:14:41,798 THAT PRINCESS VESPA IS IN SIGHT 184 00:14:41,842 --> 00:14:43,888 ANDSPACEBALL ONE IS CLOSING IN ON HER. 185 00:14:43,931 --> 00:14:45,280 GOOD. GOOD. 186 00:14:45,324 --> 00:14:46,891 WE HAVE BOTH SHIPS COMING UP 187 00:14:46,934 --> 00:14:49,502 ON THE TELEDAR, SIR, IF YOU WISH TO OBSERVE. 188 00:14:49,545 --> 00:14:50,982 I'LL BE DOWN IMMEDIATELY. 189 00:14:51,025 --> 00:14:54,072 SHOULD I HAVE SNOTTY BEAM YOU DOWN, SIR? 190 00:14:54,115 --> 00:14:55,943 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT BEAMING STUFF. 191 00:14:55,987 --> 00:14:57,075 IS IT SAFE? 192 00:14:57,118 --> 00:14:58,076 OH, YES, SIR. 193 00:14:58,119 --> 00:15:00,295 SNOTTY BEAMED ME TWICE LAST NIGHT. 194 00:15:00,905 --> 00:15:02,558 IT WAS WONDERFUL. 195 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,039 ALL RIGHT. I'LL TAKE A SHOT AT IT. 196 00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:07,346 WHAT THE HELL, IT WORKS ON STAR TREK. 197 00:15:11,872 --> 00:15:13,700 SNOTTY, 198 00:15:13,743 --> 00:15:14,788 BEAM HIM DOWN. 199 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,703 YES, SIR. IMMEDIATELY, SIR. 200 00:15:29,934 --> 00:15:31,370 GREAT BEASTIES! 201 00:15:31,413 --> 00:15:32,937 WHAT'S HAPPENED TO HIS HEAD? 202 00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:34,590 IT'S ON BACKWARDS! 203 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,853 THIS IS TERRIBLE! DO SOMETHING! 204 00:15:36,897 --> 00:15:38,203 I'M SORRY, SIR. 205 00:15:38,246 --> 00:15:40,814 THERE MUST HAVE BEENA MICRO-CONVERTER MALFUNCTION. 206 00:15:42,772 --> 00:15:45,819 WHY DIDN'T SOMEBODY TELL ME MY ASS WAS SO BIG? 207 00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:51,477 HOLD ON, SIR.WE'LL TRY TO REVERSE THE BEAM. 208 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:53,914 IT COULD BE THE INTERLOCKING SYSTEM. 209 00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:00,268 LOCK 1. LOCK 2. LOCK 3. 210 00:16:00,312 --> 00:16:01,791 LOCH LOMOND! 211 00:16:12,585 --> 00:16:14,804 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, MR. PRESIDENT? 212 00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:17,068 FINE. FINE. NO THANKS TO YOU! 213 00:16:17,111 --> 00:16:18,721 WE'LL BEAM YOU BACK, SIR. 214 00:16:18,765 --> 00:16:21,159 FORGET IT. FORGET IT. NO MORE BEAMING. 215 00:16:21,202 --> 00:16:22,856 THIS TIME I'M GONNA WALK. 216 00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,905 PRESIDENT SKROOB! SALUTE! 217 00:16:28,949 --> 00:16:30,777 HAIL, SKROOB! 218 00:16:32,561 --> 00:16:34,433 HELLO, PRESIDENT SKROOB. 219 00:16:34,476 --> 00:16:35,651 OH, UH, 220 00:16:36,652 --> 00:16:37,653 HELLO, CHARLENE. 221 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,003 I'M MARLENE. 222 00:16:39,046 --> 00:16:40,091 HELLO, MARLENE. 223 00:16:40,134 --> 00:16:41,831 I'M CHARLENE. 224 00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,050 CHEW YOUR GUM. 225 00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:45,835 WHERE'S THE PRINCESS? 226 00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:47,837 RIGHT THERE, SIR, ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE SCREEN, 227 00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:51,885 APPROACHING SPACEBALL ONEAT 1,500 LIGHT LEAGUESPER MINUTE. 228 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:54,627 GOOD. GOOD. SHE'S ALMOST IN OUR GRASP. 229 00:16:54,670 --> 00:16:57,630 TELL DARK HELMET HE MUST TAKE THE PRINCESS ALIVE. 230 00:17:05,116 --> 00:17:07,814 PRINCESS VESPA'S SPACESHIPWITHIN RANGE, SIR. 231 00:17:07,857 --> 00:17:09,250 GOOD. 232 00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:12,427 FIRE A WARNING SHOT ACROSS HER NOSE. 233 00:17:14,864 --> 00:17:16,170 WHAT'S GOING ON? 234 00:17:16,214 --> 00:17:18,042 IT'S EITHERTHE 4TH OF JULY, 235 00:17:18,085 --> 00:17:19,869 OR SOMEONE'S TRYINGTO KILL US! 236 00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:27,268 HEY, I DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS. I'M RICH. 237 00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,228 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 238 00:17:30,271 --> 00:17:32,143 I'M CALLING MY FATHER. 239 00:17:32,186 --> 00:17:35,059 1-800-DRUIDIA. 240 00:17:38,062 --> 00:17:39,019 CAREFUL, YOU IDIOT! 241 00:17:39,063 --> 00:17:41,065 I SAID ACROSS HER NOSE, NOT UP IT! 242 00:17:42,414 --> 00:17:45,373 SORRY, SIR. I'M DOING MY BEST. 243 00:17:45,417 --> 00:17:46,896 WHO MADE THAT MAN A GUNNER? 244 00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:49,464 I DID, SIR. HE'S MY COUSIN. 245 00:17:50,117 --> 00:17:50,857 WHO IS HE? 246 00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:52,424 HE'S AN ASSHOLE, SIR. 247 00:17:52,467 --> 00:17:54,252 I KNOW THAT. WHAT'S HIS NAME? 248 00:17:54,295 --> 00:17:57,081 THAT IS HIS NAME, SIR.ASSHOLE. MAJ. ASSHOLE. 249 00:17:57,124 --> 00:17:58,169 AND HIS COUSIN? 250 00:17:58,212 --> 00:17:59,431 HE'S AN ASSHOLE, TOO, SIR. 251 00:17:59,474 --> 00:18:01,520 GUNNER'S MATE, FIRST CLASS,PHILLIP ASSHOLE. 252 00:18:01,563 --> 00:18:04,044 HOW MANY ASSHOLES WE GOT ON THIS SHIP ANYHOW? 253 00:18:04,088 --> 00:18:05,698 YO! 254 00:18:08,701 --> 00:18:11,269 I KNEW IT. I'M SURROUNDED BY ASSHOLES. 255 00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,924 KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES! 256 00:18:16,883 --> 00:18:18,885 HURRY, DADDY. HURRY! 257 00:18:18,928 --> 00:18:21,148 THERE ARE LASER BLASTS ALL AROUND US! 258 00:18:21,931 --> 00:18:24,325 I'M SCARED. 259 00:18:24,369 --> 00:18:28,068 KING ROLAND TO LONE STARR. KING ROLAND TO LONE STARR. 260 00:18:28,112 --> 00:18:29,678 ARE YOU THERE? 261 00:18:29,722 --> 00:18:31,419 LONE STARR, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME. 262 00:18:31,463 --> 00:18:33,073 PLEASE SAVE MY DAUGHTER. 263 00:18:33,117 --> 00:18:35,075 SHE'S BEING ATTACKED BY SPACEBALLS! 264 00:18:35,119 --> 00:18:37,251 SPACEBALLS? FORGET IT. TOO DANGEROUS. 265 00:18:37,295 --> 00:18:39,558 BESIDES, I'M ALREADY NUMERO UNO 266 00:18:39,601 --> 00:18:41,037 ON DARK HELMET'S HIT LIST. 267 00:18:41,081 --> 00:18:42,213 LOOK, YOUR HIGHNESS, 268 00:18:42,256 --> 00:18:44,302 IT'S NOT THAT WE'RE AFRAID.FAR FROM IT. 269 00:18:44,345 --> 00:18:46,434 IT'S JUST THAT WE GOTTHIS THING ABOUT DEATH. 270 00:18:46,478 --> 00:18:47,957 IT'S NOT US. 271 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:50,308 PLEASE, YOU MUST! YOU'RE THE ONLY ONES THAT CAN SAVE HER! 272 00:18:50,351 --> 00:18:51,874 I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! 273 00:18:51,918 --> 00:18:53,615 DID YOU HEAR ME? ANYTHING. 274 00:18:54,268 --> 00:18:55,313 ANYTHING? 275 00:18:55,356 --> 00:18:56,923 YES, ANYTHING. 276 00:18:58,098 --> 00:19:01,449 OK. WE'LL DO IT FOR A MILLION. 277 00:19:01,493 --> 00:19:02,581 A MILLION? 278 00:19:02,624 --> 00:19:03,973 WHOA, YOU'RE STARTIN' TO FADE HERE. 279 00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:05,801 WE'RE LOSIN' PICTURE,YOUR HIGHNESS. 280 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:09,109 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'LL PAY IT. ONLY FIND HER, SAVE HER. 281 00:19:09,153 --> 00:19:10,980 ALL RIGHT, KING. YOU JUST MADE A DEAL. 282 00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:13,592 ONE PRINCESS FORONE MILLION SPACE BUCKS. 283 00:19:13,635 --> 00:19:14,810 WHAT'S SHE DRIVING? 284 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,290 A BRAND-NEW WHITE MERCEDES, 285 00:19:16,334 --> 00:19:18,727 2001 S.E.L. LIMITED EDITION. 286 00:19:18,771 --> 00:19:20,773 MOON ROOF, ALL-LEATHER INTERIOR. 287 00:19:20,816 --> 00:19:23,210 I GOT IT AT A VERY GOOD PRICE.I PAID CASH. 288 00:19:23,254 --> 00:19:25,604 MY COUSIN, PRINCE MURRAY,HAS A DEALERSHIPIN THE VALLEY. 289 00:19:25,647 --> 00:19:26,779 HE WAS VERY NICE TO ME. 290 00:19:26,822 --> 00:19:28,215 WE GET THE IDEA. 291 00:19:28,259 --> 00:19:29,477 WHERE WAS SHE LAST SEEN? 292 00:19:29,521 --> 00:19:31,610 SHE WAS JUST PASSING JUPITER 2. 293 00:19:31,653 --> 00:19:32,828 WE'LL FIND HER. 294 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:36,136 PLEASE BRING HER BACK SAFELY. 295 00:19:36,180 --> 00:19:39,052 AND IF IT'S AT ALL POSSIBLE,TRY TO SAVE THE CAR. 296 00:19:41,141 --> 00:19:42,969 ONE MILLION SPACE BUCKS! 297 00:19:43,012 --> 00:19:44,623 WE'LL BE ABLE TO PAY OFFPIZZA THE HUTT! 298 00:19:44,666 --> 00:19:45,928 GIVE ME PAW! 299 00:19:53,022 --> 00:19:54,110 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 300 00:19:56,243 --> 00:19:57,157 WHAT'S THAT GLOW? 301 00:19:58,245 --> 00:19:59,377 WE'RE NOT MOVING. 302 00:19:59,420 --> 00:20:01,422 OH, WE'RE MOVING,ALL RIGHT. 303 00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:02,902 BACKWARDS. 304 00:20:08,212 --> 00:20:10,214 LOOK, THERE'S OUR PRINCESS. SHE'S GOT COMPANY. 305 00:20:10,257 --> 00:20:12,128 OH, NO. SPACEBALLS! 306 00:20:12,172 --> 00:20:14,609 AND THEY'VE ALREADY GOT HER IN THEIR MAGNETIC BEAM. 307 00:20:14,653 --> 00:20:15,784 OH, WELL, WE'RE TOO LATE. 308 00:20:15,828 --> 00:20:17,395 WHAT A SHAME.I'LL THROW HER IN REVERSE. 309 00:20:17,438 --> 00:20:18,526 WE'LL GET OUT OF HERE. 310 00:20:18,570 --> 00:20:20,224 BARF. NO! BAD. 311 00:20:20,267 --> 00:20:23,096 OH, WHAT ARE WE DOIN'RISKIN' OUR LIVESFOR A RUNAWAY PRINCESS? 312 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:24,576 I KNOW WE NEED THE MONEY,BUT-- 313 00:20:24,619 --> 00:20:27,448 LISTEN, WE'RE NOT JUST DOIN' THIS FOR MONEY. 314 00:20:29,668 --> 00:20:32,627 WE'RE DOIN' IT FOR A SHITLOAD OF MONEY. 315 00:20:32,671 --> 00:20:34,107 OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 316 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,630 AND WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT,YOU'RE RIGHT. 317 00:20:35,674 --> 00:20:37,241 AND YOU, YOU'RE ALWAYS RIGHT. 318 00:20:37,284 --> 00:20:40,200 OK, WE SAVE HER. BUT HOW?THE MINUTE WE MOVE IN THERE, 319 00:20:40,244 --> 00:20:41,680 THEY'RE GONNA SPOT USON THEIR RADAR. 320 00:20:41,723 --> 00:20:42,768 UH-UH.UH-HUH. 321 00:20:42,811 --> 00:20:43,812 UH-UH.UH-HUH. 322 00:20:43,856 --> 00:20:46,075 UH-UH. NOT IF WE JAM IT. 323 00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:48,034 UH-HUH. YOU'RE RIGHT. 324 00:20:48,077 --> 00:20:49,035 DOWN SCOPE. 325 00:20:49,078 --> 00:20:50,254 DOWN SCOPE. 326 00:20:56,390 --> 00:21:00,655 RADAR ABOUT TO BE JAMMED. 327 00:21:25,114 --> 00:21:26,246 SHIT. 328 00:21:29,641 --> 00:21:30,642 HUH. 329 00:21:32,470 --> 00:21:33,471 SIR. 330 00:21:33,514 --> 00:21:35,516 WHAT IS IT? 331 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,910 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE, PLEASE, SIR? 332 00:21:41,087 --> 00:21:42,393 WELL? 333 00:21:42,436 --> 00:21:44,003 I'M HAVING TROUBLE WITH THE RADAR, SIR. 334 00:21:44,046 --> 00:21:46,092 YOU DON'T NEED THAT, PRIVATE.WE'RE RIGHT HERE. WHAT IS IT? 335 00:21:46,135 --> 00:21:48,268 I'M HAVING TROUBLE WITH THE RADAR, SIR. 336 00:21:48,312 --> 00:21:49,400 NOW WHAT IS IT? 337 00:21:49,443 --> 00:21:51,097 I'M HAVING TROUBLEWITH THE RADAR, SIR. 338 00:21:51,140 --> 00:21:52,446 WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT? 339 00:21:52,490 --> 00:21:54,100 I'VE LOST THE BLEEPS,THE SWEEPS, AND THE CREEPS. 340 00:21:54,143 --> 00:21:55,362 THE WHAT?THE WHAT? 341 00:21:55,406 --> 00:21:57,059 AND THE WHAT?YOU KNOW. THE BLEEPS. 342 00:22:00,106 --> 00:22:01,150 THE SWEEPS. 343 00:22:03,588 --> 00:22:05,111 AND THE CREEPS. 344 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,984 THAT'S NOT ALL HE'S LOST. 345 00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:11,117 SIR. THE RADAR, SIR. 346 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,814 IT APPEARS TO BE 347 00:22:13,598 --> 00:22:15,164 JAMMED. 348 00:22:16,383 --> 00:22:17,558 JAMMED. 349 00:22:21,519 --> 00:22:22,955 RASPBERRY. 350 00:22:24,739 --> 00:22:29,265 THERE'S ONLY ONE MANWHO WOULD DAREGIVE ME THE RASPBERRY. 351 00:22:30,441 --> 00:22:32,747 LONE STARR! 352 00:23:00,340 --> 00:23:01,210 WHAT WAS THAT? 353 00:23:02,473 --> 00:23:04,170 NEVER MIND THAT.WHAT WAS THAT? 354 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:07,956 HI. 355 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,001 WHO ARE YOU? 356 00:23:09,044 --> 00:23:10,176 BARF. 357 00:23:10,219 --> 00:23:12,787 NOT IN HERE, MISTER.THIS IS A MERCEDES. 358 00:23:12,831 --> 00:23:14,833 NO, THAT'S MY NAME. BARF. 359 00:23:14,876 --> 00:23:17,705 BARF? WHAT ARE YOU? 360 00:23:17,749 --> 00:23:20,404 I'M A MAWG: HALF MAN, HALF DOG. 361 00:23:20,447 --> 00:23:22,449 I'M MY OWN BEST FRIEND. 362 00:23:22,493 --> 00:23:24,364 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 363 00:23:24,408 --> 00:23:26,192 YOUR FATHER HIRED CAPT. LONE STARR AND ME TO SAVE YOU. 364 00:23:26,235 --> 00:23:28,412 WE GOT TO HOP UP THIS LADDERAND GET OUT. 365 00:23:28,455 --> 00:23:30,414 GOOD. QUICK. HURRY, DARLING.FOLLOW THE DOG. 366 00:23:30,457 --> 00:23:32,416 MAWG. I'M A MAWG. 367 00:23:32,459 --> 00:23:34,983 WAIT. WHAT ABOUT MY MATCHED LUGGAGE? 368 00:23:40,206 --> 00:23:42,382 HEY, STOP LOOKING UP MY CAN. 369 00:23:42,426 --> 00:23:43,688 SORRY. 370 00:23:52,827 --> 00:23:56,614 CHECKING IN?WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THAT? 371 00:23:58,833 --> 00:24:01,357 IT'S HER ROYAL HIGHNESS'S MATCHED LUGGAGE! 372 00:24:01,401 --> 00:24:03,447 WHAT? 373 00:24:03,490 --> 00:24:05,579 HER ROYAL HIGHNESS'S MATCHED LUGGAGE. 374 00:24:06,667 --> 00:24:08,321 MATCHED LUGGAGE, HUH? 375 00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:10,366 WHAT'S SHE THINK THIS IS, A PRINCESS CRUISE? 376 00:24:10,410 --> 00:24:11,672 OUCH. 377 00:24:11,716 --> 00:24:13,108 WELL, SHE WOULDN'T GO WITHOUT IT. 378 00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:14,893 OH, YEAH? 379 00:24:18,592 --> 00:24:21,203 NOW HEAR THIS. THE MINUTE WE GET OUT OF HERE, 380 00:24:21,247 --> 00:24:22,683 THE FIRST THING WE DO IS 381 00:24:22,727 --> 00:24:25,077 DUMP THE MATCHED LUGGAGE. 382 00:24:25,599 --> 00:24:28,080 WHAT WAS THAT? 383 00:24:28,123 --> 00:24:31,300 NOW YOU HEAR THIS,WHOEVER YOU ARE. 384 00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:33,564 YOU WILL NOT TOUCH THAT LUGGAGE. 385 00:24:33,607 --> 00:24:36,567 AND FURTHERMORE,I WANT THIS PIGSTY CLEANED UP. 386 00:24:36,610 --> 00:24:39,874 I WILL NOT BE RESCUED IN SUCH FILTH. 387 00:24:39,918 --> 00:24:43,574 LISTEN. ON THIS SHIP, I DON'T TAKE ORDERS, I GIVE 'EM. 388 00:24:43,617 --> 00:24:46,446 THIS IS MY DREAMBOAT, SWEETHEART. 389 00:24:46,490 --> 00:24:47,795 SWEETHEART? 390 00:24:47,839 --> 00:24:48,840 UH-OH. 391 00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:52,365 HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY? 392 00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:55,716 YOU WILL ADDRESS ME IN THE PROPER MANNER AS YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS. 393 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,892 I AM PRINCESS VESPA, 394 00:24:57,936 --> 00:25:01,287 DAUGHTER OF ROLAND, KING OF THE DRUIDS. 395 00:25:02,070 --> 00:25:03,071 OH. 396 00:25:03,898 --> 00:25:05,726 THAT'S ALL WE NEEDED. 397 00:25:05,770 --> 00:25:08,337 A DRUISH PRINCESS. 398 00:25:11,079 --> 00:25:13,255 FUNNY.SHE DOESN'T LOOK DRUISH. 399 00:25:50,162 --> 00:25:54,645 NOW WE WILL SHOW HER WHO IS IN CHARGE OF THIS GALAXY. 400 00:25:54,688 --> 00:25:58,387 HOLD IT. I'LL HANDLE THIS PERSONALLY. 401 00:25:59,737 --> 00:26:01,565 JAWOHL, LORD HELMET! 402 00:26:05,003 --> 00:26:07,527 SO, PRINCESS VESPA, 403 00:26:07,571 --> 00:26:11,531 YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD OUTWIT THE IMPERIOUS FORCES OF PLANET SPACEBALL. 404 00:26:11,575 --> 00:26:13,533 WELL, YOU WERE WRONG. 405 00:26:13,577 --> 00:26:15,491 YOU ARE NOW OUR PRISONER. 406 00:26:15,535 --> 00:26:18,494 AND YOU WILL BE HELD HOSTAGE UNTIL SUCH TIME 407 00:26:18,538 --> 00:26:22,411 AS ALL OF THE AIR IS TRANSFERRED FROM YOUR PLANET 408 00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:24,196 TO OURS. 409 00:26:32,987 --> 00:26:35,555 SHE'S NOT IN THERE. 410 00:26:35,599 --> 00:26:37,165 RADAR REPAIRED, SIR. 411 00:26:37,209 --> 00:26:40,299 WE'RE PICKING UP THE OUTLINE OF A WINNEBAGO. 412 00:26:40,778 --> 00:26:42,214 WINNEBAGO? 413 00:26:42,649 --> 00:26:44,216 LONE STARR. 414 00:26:45,652 --> 00:26:46,610 LONE STARR. 415 00:26:52,659 --> 00:26:55,401 UH-OH. HERE COMES THE BADYEAR BLIMP. 416 00:26:55,444 --> 00:26:57,446 WE'D BETTER GET OUT OF HEREIN A HURRY. 417 00:26:57,490 --> 00:26:59,579 SWITCH TO SECRET HYPER-JETS. 418 00:26:59,623 --> 00:27:01,363 SWITCHINGTO SECRET HYPER-JETS. 419 00:27:01,407 --> 00:27:04,671 BUCKLE UP BACK THERE,WE'RE GOING INTO HYPERACTIVE. 420 00:27:12,505 --> 00:27:13,941 WE'RE CLOSINGIN ON 'EM, SIR. 421 00:27:13,985 --> 00:27:16,204 IN LESS THAN A MINUTE,LONE STARR WILL BE OURS. 422 00:27:16,248 --> 00:27:18,946 GOOD. PREPARE TO ATTACK. 423 00:27:18,990 --> 00:27:20,426 PREPARE TO ATTACK. 424 00:27:20,469 --> 00:27:22,776 ON THE COUNT OF 3. 425 00:27:22,820 --> 00:27:24,604 ONE, 426 00:27:24,648 --> 00:27:25,518 2... 427 00:27:26,519 --> 00:27:27,955 LATE! 428 00:27:27,999 --> 00:27:30,175 WHAT HAPPENED?WHERE ARE THEY?I DON'T KNOW, SIR. 429 00:27:30,218 --> 00:27:31,959 THEY MUST HAVE HYPER-JETS ON THAT THING. 430 00:27:32,003 --> 00:27:34,222 AND WHAT HAVE WE GOTON THIS THING, A CUISINART? 431 00:27:34,266 --> 00:27:35,484 NO, SIR. 432 00:27:35,528 --> 00:27:37,530 WELL, FIND 'EM,CATCH THEM!YES, SIR. 433 00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:39,314 PREPARE SHIP FOR LIGHT SPEED. 434 00:27:39,358 --> 00:27:41,055 NO, NO, NO,LIGHT SPEED IS TOO SLOW. 435 00:27:41,099 --> 00:27:42,535 LIGHT SPEED TOO SLOW? 436 00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:45,277 YES. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GORIGHT TO LUDICROUS SPEED. 437 00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:47,453 LUDICROUS SPEED? 438 00:27:47,496 --> 00:27:48,802 SIR, WE'VE NEVER GONE THAT FAST. 439 00:27:48,846 --> 00:27:50,630 I DON'T KNOW IF THIS SHIP CAN TAKE IT. 440 00:27:50,674 --> 00:27:52,458 WHAT'S THE MATTER,COL. SANDURZ? 441 00:27:52,501 --> 00:27:53,720 CHICKEN? 442 00:27:55,591 --> 00:27:57,506 PREPARE SHIP. 443 00:27:57,550 --> 00:28:00,553 PREPARE SHIP FOR LUDICROUS SPEED. 444 00:28:00,596 --> 00:28:02,207 FASTEN ALL SEAT BELTS. 445 00:28:02,250 --> 00:28:03,904 SEAL ALL ENTRANCES AND EXITS. 446 00:28:03,948 --> 00:28:05,732 CLOSE ALL SHOPS IN THE MALL. 447 00:28:05,776 --> 00:28:07,734 CANCEL THE 3-RING CIRCUS. 448 00:28:07,778 --> 00:28:09,344 SECURE ALL ANIMALS IN THE ZOO-- 449 00:28:09,388 --> 00:28:13,261 GIVE ME THAT, YOU PETTY EXCUSEFOR AN OFFICER. 450 00:28:13,305 --> 00:28:15,133 NOW HEAR THIS. 451 00:28:15,176 --> 00:28:16,612 LUDICROUS SPEED! 452 00:28:16,656 --> 00:28:18,092 SIR, HADN'T YOU BETTER BUCKLE UP? 453 00:28:18,136 --> 00:28:19,485 UH, BUCKLE THIS. 454 00:28:19,528 --> 00:28:22,618 LUDICROUS SPEED! GO! 455 00:28:45,293 --> 00:28:47,382 WHAT HAVE I DONE? 456 00:28:49,297 --> 00:28:53,606 MY BRAINS ARE GOING INTO MY FEET. 457 00:29:04,922 --> 00:29:06,967 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 458 00:29:07,794 --> 00:29:09,143 SPACEBALL ONE. 459 00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:12,538 THEY'VE GONE TO PLAID. 460 00:29:14,192 --> 00:29:18,109 WE PASSED THEM. STOP THIS THING. 461 00:29:18,152 --> 00:29:21,373 WE CAN'T STOP. IT'S TOO DANGEROUS. 462 00:29:21,416 --> 00:29:24,158 WE'VE GOT TO SLOW DOWN FIRST. 463 00:29:24,202 --> 00:29:27,771 BULLSHIT! JUST STOP THIS THING! 464 00:29:27,814 --> 00:29:31,252 I ORDER YOU. STOP! 465 00:29:46,790 --> 00:29:49,140 HERE, SIR. HERE. LET ME HELP YOU, SIR. 466 00:29:51,577 --> 00:29:52,839 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, SIR? 467 00:29:52,883 --> 00:29:55,146 FINE. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? 468 00:29:55,189 --> 00:29:56,800 FINE, SIR.GOOD. 469 00:29:56,843 --> 00:29:58,627 GOOD THING YOU WEREWEARING THAT HELMET. 470 00:29:58,671 --> 00:30:01,369 YEAH.WHAT SHALL WE DO NOW, SIR? 471 00:30:01,413 --> 00:30:03,676 WELL, ARE WE STOPPED? 472 00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:04,720 WE'RE STOPPED, SIR. 473 00:30:04,764 --> 00:30:06,766 GOOD. 474 00:30:06,810 --> 00:30:08,724 WHY DON'T WE TAKE A 5-MINUTE BREAK? 475 00:30:08,768 --> 00:30:10,422 VERY GOOD, SIR. 476 00:30:11,075 --> 00:30:12,859 SMOKE IF YOU GOT 'EM. 477 00:30:15,949 --> 00:30:17,255 TAKE HER OUT OF HYPERACTIVE. 478 00:30:17,298 --> 00:30:18,909 TAKING HER OUT OF HYPERACTIVE. 479 00:30:22,260 --> 00:30:23,652 CONGRATS, BOSS. WE DID IT. 480 00:30:23,696 --> 00:30:25,916 THEY MUST HAVE OVERSHOT USBY A WEEK-AND-A-HALF. 481 00:30:25,959 --> 00:30:27,656 OK. LET'S SET A COURSE FOR DRUIDIA. 482 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:28,919 SETTIN' A COURSE FOR DRUI-- 483 00:30:30,050 --> 00:30:31,269 WHAT'S THAT?I DON'T KNOW. 484 00:30:31,312 --> 00:30:33,662 I DON'T KNOW.WE'RE LOSIN' POWER!WHY? 485 00:30:33,706 --> 00:30:34,794 'CAUSE WE'RE OUT OF GAS! 486 00:30:34,838 --> 00:30:36,622 MUST HAVE BURNED IT UP IN HYPERACTIVE. 487 00:30:36,665 --> 00:30:38,842 I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE PUTMORE THAN 5 BUCKS' WORTH IN! 488 00:30:38,885 --> 00:30:40,713 OK. WE'LL HAVE TO SET HER DOWN. 489 00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:42,628 PREPARE FOR AN EMERGENCY LANDING. 490 00:30:42,671 --> 00:30:44,021 QUICK, GIVE ME A READING! 491 00:30:44,064 --> 00:30:46,197 OUR FATHER, WHO ART IN HEAVEN,HALLOWED BE THY NAME -- 492 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,025 WILL YOU STOP THAT? 493 00:30:48,068 --> 00:30:49,896 KEEP YOUR SEAT BELTS FASTENED BACK THERE. 494 00:30:49,940 --> 00:30:51,158 YOU OK, PRINCESS? 495 00:30:53,421 --> 00:30:56,642 NO, YOU IDIOT!WHERE'D YOU LEARN HOW TO FLY? 496 00:30:56,685 --> 00:30:58,862 OK. EAGLE 5COMING IN. 497 00:31:16,488 --> 00:31:17,358 OW. 498 00:31:20,318 --> 00:31:22,276 LEFT! GO LEFT! RIGHT! I MEAN RIGHT! 499 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,712 PULL UP! PULL UP! 500 00:31:34,941 --> 00:31:36,073 WHERE'RE YOU GOING? 501 00:31:36,116 --> 00:31:39,685 I AM GOING TO TELL HIM OFF ONCE AND FOR ALL. 502 00:31:39,728 --> 00:31:43,080 W-W-WAIT. WE'LL NEED HIM TO GET US OUT OF HERE. 503 00:31:43,123 --> 00:31:44,951 CALLED ME AN IDIOT? 504 00:31:44,995 --> 00:31:47,867 I'M GOIN' BACK THERE AND EXPLAIN A FEW THINGS TO HER. 505 00:31:47,911 --> 00:31:50,217 BESIDES, HE'S GOT A SEXY VOICE. 506 00:31:50,261 --> 00:31:52,437 HE MIGHT BE CUTE. 507 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:54,395 WAIT. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HER. 508 00:31:54,439 --> 00:31:56,745 I KNOW WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE. YOU'VE SEEN ONE PRINCESS, YOU'VE SEEN THEM ALL. 509 00:31:56,789 --> 00:32:00,358 CUTE? I KNOW THESE SPACE BUMS, THEY'RE ALL ALIKE. 510 00:32:00,401 --> 00:32:01,925 FAT, UGLY... 511 00:32:01,968 --> 00:32:03,056 BUCK-TOOTHED, KNOCK-KNEED... 512 00:32:03,100 --> 00:32:04,884 BEER-SWILLING PIGS! 513 00:32:04,928 --> 00:32:06,320 HORSE-FACED SPACE DOGS! 514 00:32:06,364 --> 00:32:07,539 YEAH, WELL, NORMALLY I'D-- 515 00:32:08,757 --> 00:32:10,281 OH! THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK. 516 00:32:10,324 --> 00:32:11,935 NOW LISTEN, YOU... 517 00:32:13,719 --> 00:32:14,938 YOU LISTEN. 518 00:32:14,981 --> 00:32:16,722 ON THIS SHIP, YOU'RE TO REFER TO ME 519 00:32:16,765 --> 00:32:19,159 AS "IDIOT," NOT "YOU CAPTAIN." 520 00:32:19,203 --> 00:32:20,900 I MEAN... YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 521 00:32:20,944 --> 00:32:23,033 AND YOU WILLNOT CALL ME "YOU." 522 00:32:23,076 --> 00:32:25,383 YOU WILL NEVER ADDRESS ME AS "YOU." 523 00:32:25,426 --> 00:32:28,299 YOU WILL CALL ME "YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS!" 524 00:32:28,342 --> 00:32:30,736 YOU ARE A ROYAL PAIN IN THE-- 525 00:32:30,779 --> 00:32:31,911 WHOA. HOLD IT. TIME! 526 00:32:31,955 --> 00:32:32,825 WHAT? 527 00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:34,914 MAY I MAKE A SMALL SUGGESTION? 528 00:32:34,958 --> 00:32:37,177 ANY MINUTE NOW, THE SPACEBALLS WILL MAKE A MAJOR U-TURN, 529 00:32:37,221 --> 00:32:39,745 HEAD BACK THIS WAY, AND MAKE US ALL DEAD. 530 00:32:39,788 --> 00:32:41,486 HE'S RIGHT. LET'S GO. 531 00:32:41,529 --> 00:32:43,009 WAIT. MY THINGS. 532 00:32:43,967 --> 00:32:45,185 NOW LISTEN, YOU ROYAL-- 533 00:32:46,665 --> 00:32:47,883 HIGHNESS. 534 00:32:47,927 --> 00:32:51,017 TAKE ONLY WHAT YOU NEED TO SURVIVE. 535 00:33:11,864 --> 00:33:15,999 PLEASE SLOW DOWN.I'M GETTING SAND UP MY GEARS. 536 00:33:18,871 --> 00:33:21,874 GEE, I HOPE SHE DIDN'T FORGET ANYTHING. 537 00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:29,316 ALL RIGHT, WAIT A MINUTE, BARF. PUT IT DOWN. 538 00:33:30,970 --> 00:33:33,320 WHAT THE HELL'S IN THIS THING? 539 00:33:37,846 --> 00:33:39,457 WHAT'S THIS? 540 00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:42,851 I SAID, TAKE ONLYWHAT YOU NEED TO SURVIVE. 541 00:33:42,895 --> 00:33:45,115 MY INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH HAIR DRYER. 542 00:33:45,158 --> 00:33:47,508 AND I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT! 543 00:33:49,075 --> 00:33:51,556 OK, PRINCESS, THAT'S IT. 544 00:33:51,599 --> 00:33:53,775 THE FAIRY TALE IS OVER. 545 00:33:53,819 --> 00:33:55,995 WELCOME TO REAL LIFE. 546 00:33:56,039 --> 00:33:58,650 YOU WANT THIS HOT AIR MACHINE,YOU CARRY IT. 547 00:33:59,912 --> 00:34:01,914 YOU PICK THAT UP. 548 00:34:02,871 --> 00:34:05,048 YOU PICK THAT UP. 549 00:34:05,091 --> 00:34:08,399 HOW DARE YOU, YOU INSOLENT PEASANT? 550 00:34:08,442 --> 00:34:11,663 NOBODY TALKS TO ME THAT WAY.NOBODY! 551 00:34:11,706 --> 00:34:13,404 NOBODY! 552 00:34:13,447 --> 00:34:16,015 WELL, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?WILL YOU LOOK AT HER? 553 00:34:17,408 --> 00:34:19,366 THOSE FLASHING EYES, THOSE FLUSHED CHEEKS, 554 00:34:19,410 --> 00:34:20,976 THOSE TREMBLING LIPS. 555 00:34:21,020 --> 00:34:22,978 YOU KNOW SOMETHING, PRINCESS? 556 00:34:23,022 --> 00:34:25,416 YOU ARE UGLY WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY. 557 00:34:25,459 --> 00:34:26,721 UH-OH. 558 00:34:26,765 --> 00:34:28,071 THAT'S IT. 559 00:34:28,114 --> 00:34:29,985 YOU AND YOUR DOG ARE-- 560 00:34:30,029 --> 00:34:31,378 PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. 561 00:34:31,422 --> 00:34:33,293 TOTAL HUMANS, DROIDS, IF I MAY? 562 00:34:33,337 --> 00:34:35,034 IT'S GOING TO BE VERY DARK SOON. 563 00:34:35,078 --> 00:34:37,167 SO I SUGGEST WE FIND A PLACE TO CAMP FOR THE NIGHT. 564 00:34:37,210 --> 00:34:38,864 COME, DARLING. 565 00:34:45,131 --> 00:34:46,959 SEE? IT'S LIGHTER. 566 00:34:47,002 --> 00:34:50,484 OH, YEAH. THIS IS THE BEST. 567 00:34:50,528 --> 00:34:53,052 I COULD HAVE CARRIED 2 OR 3 OF THESE. 568 00:34:55,359 --> 00:34:57,187 HAVE YOU FOUND THEM YET? 569 00:34:57,230 --> 00:35:00,407 NO, LORD HELMET. THEY'RE STILL NOT ON THE SCANNER. 570 00:35:00,451 --> 00:35:02,714 WELL, KEEP LOOKING FOR THEM. 571 00:35:11,679 --> 00:35:14,117 PARDON ME, SIR. I HAVE AN IDEA. 572 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:17,772 CORPORAL, GET ME THE VIDEO CASSETTE OF SPACEBALLS: THE MOVIE. 573 00:35:17,816 --> 00:35:18,904 YES, SIR. 574 00:35:22,603 --> 00:35:25,998 "THE PRODUCERS, 12 CHAIRS, BLAZING SADDLES, YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN." 575 00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:28,305 COL. SANDURZ, MAY I SPEAK WITH YOU, PLEASE? 576 00:35:28,348 --> 00:35:29,871 YES, SIR. 577 00:35:29,915 --> 00:35:31,656 HOW CAN THERE BE A CASSETTEOF SPACEBALLS: THE MOVIE? 578 00:35:31,699 --> 00:35:33,310 WE'RE STILL INTHE MIDDLE OF MAKIN' IT. 579 00:35:33,353 --> 00:35:35,312 WELL, THAT'S TRUE, SIR. 580 00:35:35,355 --> 00:35:37,183 BUT, THERE'S BEEN A NEW BREAKTHROUGH IN HOME VIDEO MARKETING. 581 00:35:37,227 --> 00:35:38,271 THERE HAS?YES. 582 00:35:38,315 --> 00:35:40,099 INSTANT CASSETTES. 583 00:35:40,143 --> 00:35:43,058 THEY'RE OUT IN STORES BEFORE THE MOVIE IS FINISHED. 584 00:35:43,102 --> 00:35:44,364 NAH. 585 00:35:44,408 --> 00:35:47,889 HERE IT IS, SIR! SPACEBALLS. 586 00:35:47,933 --> 00:35:50,153 GOOD WORK, CORPORAL. PUNCH IT UP. 587 00:35:54,157 --> 00:35:55,984 THAT'S MUCH TOO EARLY. PREPARE TO FAST-FORWARD. 588 00:35:56,028 --> 00:35:58,030 PREPARING TO FAST-FORWARD.FAST-FORWARD! 589 00:35:58,073 --> 00:35:59,423 FAST-FORWARDING, SIR. 590 00:36:18,181 --> 00:36:20,400 NO, NO, NO, GO PAST THIS. PAST THIS PART. 591 00:36:20,444 --> 00:36:22,924 IN FACT, NEVER PLAY THIS AGAIN. 592 00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:27,451 TRY HERE. STOP. 593 00:36:38,592 --> 00:36:40,159 WHAT THE HELLAM I LOOKING AT? 594 00:36:40,203 --> 00:36:41,856 WHEN DOES THIS HAPPENIN THE MOVIE? 595 00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:44,207 NOW. YOU'RE LOOKING AT NOW, SIR. 596 00:36:44,250 --> 00:36:46,600 EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS NOW IS HAPPENING NOW. 597 00:36:46,644 --> 00:36:48,341 WHAT HAPPENED TO THEN?WE PASSED THEN. 598 00:36:48,385 --> 00:36:49,560 WHEN?JUST NOW. 599 00:36:49,603 --> 00:36:50,735 WE'RE AT NOW, NOW. 600 00:36:50,778 --> 00:36:52,171 GO BACK TO THEN.WHEN? 601 00:36:52,215 --> 00:36:53,172 NOW.NOW? 602 00:36:53,216 --> 00:36:53,999 I CAN'T.WHY? 603 00:36:54,042 --> 00:36:55,174 WE MISSED IT.WHEN? 604 00:36:55,218 --> 00:36:56,436 JUST NOW. 605 00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,133 WHEN WILL THEN BE NOW? 606 00:36:58,177 --> 00:36:59,265 SOON. 607 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:01,963 HOW SOON? 608 00:37:02,007 --> 00:37:03,748 SIR! WE'VE IDENTIFIED THEIR LOCATION! 609 00:37:03,791 --> 00:37:05,140 WHERE?IT'S THE MOON OF VEGA. 610 00:37:05,184 --> 00:37:07,230 GOOD WORK. SET A COURSEAND PREPARE FOR OUR ARRIVAL. 611 00:37:07,273 --> 00:37:08,535 WHEN?1900 HOURS, SIR. 612 00:37:08,579 --> 00:37:10,842 BY HIGH NOON TOMORROW,THEY WILL BE OUR PRISONERS. 613 00:37:10,885 --> 00:37:12,147 WHO? 614 00:37:29,861 --> 00:37:32,037 NO, THANK YOU.I'M PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT. 615 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,213 TAKE IT, IT'S FREEZING. 616 00:37:34,257 --> 00:37:35,606 IF YOU INSIST. 617 00:37:43,353 --> 00:37:44,615 WON'T YOU BE COLD? 618 00:37:44,658 --> 00:37:46,878 NO, COLD NEVER BOTHERS ME. 619 00:37:48,096 --> 00:37:49,272 HUH. 620 00:37:53,319 --> 00:37:55,234 I CAN'T SEEMTO FIND DRUIDIA. 621 00:37:55,278 --> 00:37:56,844 IT'S RIGHT THERE. 622 00:37:56,888 --> 00:37:57,889 WHERE? 623 00:37:57,932 --> 00:37:59,151 IT'S RIGHT THERE. 624 00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:02,589 IT'S THAT BRIGHT BLUE ONE RIGHT THERE. SEE? 625 00:38:02,633 --> 00:38:06,854 OH, YEAH.BUT IT'S SO FAR A-AWAY. 626 00:38:08,247 --> 00:38:10,641 DON'T WORRY, I'LL GET YOU THERE. 627 00:38:11,555 --> 00:38:12,817 WHICH ONE'S YOURS? 628 00:38:12,860 --> 00:38:14,035 WHO KNOWS? 629 00:38:14,079 --> 00:38:15,559 YOU DON'T KNOWWHERE YOU'RE FROM? 630 00:38:15,602 --> 00:38:18,475 NOT REALLY. I WAS FOUND ON THE DOORSTEP OF A MONASTERY. 631 00:38:18,518 --> 00:38:20,215 A MONASTERY? WHERE? 632 00:38:20,259 --> 00:38:22,914 SOMEWHERE IN THE FORD GALAXY. 633 00:38:22,957 --> 00:38:25,525 WELL,DIDN'T THE MONKS TELL YOUWHO YOUR PARENTS WERE? 634 00:38:25,569 --> 00:38:28,398 THEY COULDN'T. THEY TOOK A VOW OF SILENCE. 635 00:38:28,441 --> 00:38:31,270 ALL I GOT WAS THIS. IT WAS AROUND MY NECK. 636 00:38:31,314 --> 00:38:33,054 WHAT IS IT?I DON'T KNOW. 637 00:38:33,098 --> 00:38:35,143 I'VE TAKEN IT TO EVERY WISE MAN IN THE UNIVERSE 638 00:38:35,187 --> 00:38:37,929 AND NOBODY COULD TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS. 639 00:38:39,147 --> 00:38:41,019 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 640 00:38:42,150 --> 00:38:43,543 YOU KNOW, I... 641 00:38:46,198 --> 00:38:47,808 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 642 00:38:52,378 --> 00:38:56,208 SO, HOW COME YOU RAN AWAY FROM YOUR WEDDING? 643 00:38:56,251 --> 00:39:00,386 WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW,I WASN'T IN LOVEWITH THE GROOM. 644 00:39:00,430 --> 00:39:02,519 WHY WERE YOU GOING TO MARRY HIM? 645 00:39:02,562 --> 00:39:06,914 BECAUSE I'M A PRINCESS,AND I HAVE TO MARRY A PRINCE. 646 00:39:06,958 --> 00:39:08,307 AH! 647 00:39:08,351 --> 00:39:11,223 AND HE DOESN'T DO IT FOR YOU, HUH? 648 00:39:11,266 --> 00:39:13,965 NO, HE DOESN'T DO ITFOR ME. 649 00:39:18,273 --> 00:39:20,145 I REALLY MUST GO BACK. 650 00:39:21,451 --> 00:39:24,192 I SHOULDN'T HAVE RUN AWAY. 651 00:39:24,236 --> 00:39:27,326 I REALIZE NOWTHAT LOVE IS ONE LUXURY 652 00:39:27,370 --> 00:39:29,981 A PRINCESS CANNOT AFFORD. 653 00:39:30,024 --> 00:39:32,375 YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. 654 00:39:32,418 --> 00:39:36,379 I KNOW NOWTHAT I MUST LEARNTO LIVE WITHOUT LOVE. 655 00:39:36,422 --> 00:39:37,728 I GUESS SO. 656 00:39:37,771 --> 00:39:39,947 BESIDES,LOVE ISN'T THAT IMPORTANT. 657 00:39:39,991 --> 00:39:41,993 NAH, IT NEVER WAS. 658 00:39:42,036 --> 00:39:45,431 I COULD BE PERFECTLY HAPPYTHE REST OF MY LIFE WITHOUT 659 00:39:46,519 --> 00:39:47,607 LOVE. 660 00:39:48,216 --> 00:39:49,870 SURE YOU COULD. 661 00:39:52,003 --> 00:39:53,831 WITHOUT PHYSICAL CONTACT. 662 00:39:55,093 --> 00:39:56,529 YEAH. 663 00:39:56,573 --> 00:39:58,270 WITHOUT BEING HELD. 664 00:39:59,271 --> 00:40:00,577 YEAH. 665 00:40:02,013 --> 00:40:03,188 OR KISSED. 666 00:40:10,630 --> 00:40:13,285 ABANDON SHIP! ABANDON SHIP! 667 00:40:13,328 --> 00:40:14,634 WOMEN AND MAWGS FIRST! 668 00:40:16,201 --> 00:40:17,985 WE'LL HAVE NONE OF THAT, MISTER. 669 00:40:18,029 --> 00:40:20,379 HOW FAR DID HE GET? WHAT DID HE TOUCH? WHAT DID HE TOUCH? 670 00:40:20,423 --> 00:40:21,859 NOTHING HAPPENED! 671 00:40:21,902 --> 00:40:23,513 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT NOISE? 672 00:40:23,556 --> 00:40:25,428 THAT WAS MY VIRGIN ALARM. 673 00:40:25,471 --> 00:40:27,865 IT'S PROGRAMMED TO GO OFF BEFORE YOU DO. 674 00:40:27,908 --> 00:40:29,997 YOU GET BACK TO BED, MISS. 675 00:40:30,041 --> 00:40:31,564 AND AS FOR YOU, SEX FIEND-- 676 00:40:31,608 --> 00:40:34,219 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. LET'S ALL JUST GET SOME SLEEP. 677 00:40:34,262 --> 00:40:36,221 WE GOTTA GET MOVING BEFORE DAWN. 678 00:40:36,264 --> 00:40:37,396 WHY SO EARLY? 679 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,442 BECAUSE WE'RE INTHE MIDDLE OF A DESERT, 680 00:40:39,485 --> 00:40:40,660 AND WE AREN'T GONNA GET VERY FAR 681 00:40:40,704 --> 00:40:42,880 ONCE THAT BLAZING SUNGETS OVERHEAD. 682 00:40:48,015 --> 00:40:49,669 NICE DISSOLVE. 683 00:40:59,244 --> 00:41:01,420 WATER. WATER. 684 00:41:02,247 --> 00:41:03,291 WATER. 685 00:41:11,822 --> 00:41:13,650 OIL. OIL. 686 00:41:15,608 --> 00:41:18,393 ROOM SERVICE. ROOM SERVICE. 687 00:41:24,182 --> 00:41:26,227 CHIEF, I'M DEAD. 688 00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:29,579 I CAN'T-- 689 00:41:29,622 --> 00:41:31,494 I CAN'T GO ANY FURTHER. 690 00:41:32,625 --> 00:41:33,931 I CAN'T GO ANY FURTHER. 691 00:41:33,974 --> 00:41:35,541 COME ON, BARF, OLD BUDDY. 692 00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:38,326 JUST ONE MORE DUNE TO GO. 693 00:41:38,370 --> 00:41:39,284 NO! 694 00:41:39,327 --> 00:41:41,939 YOU SAID THAT 3 DUNES AGO. 695 00:41:41,982 --> 00:41:43,636 I GOT NO MORE LEFT. 696 00:41:45,159 --> 00:41:47,597 OH, WAITER.CHECK, PLEASE. 697 00:41:50,164 --> 00:41:51,383 MUST GO ON. 698 00:41:52,166 --> 00:41:53,254 MUST GO ON. 699 00:41:55,300 --> 00:41:56,519 MUST GO ON. 700 00:41:58,216 --> 00:41:59,870 WHO AM I KIDDIN'? 701 00:42:28,246 --> 00:42:30,596 DINK, DINK, DINK. DINK, DINK, DINK. 702 00:42:38,430 --> 00:42:40,563 DINK, DINK, DINK. DINK, DINK, DINK. 703 00:42:45,655 --> 00:42:48,832 DINK, DINK, DINK. DINK, DINK, DINK. 704 00:42:49,746 --> 00:42:51,443 DINK, DINK, DINK. 705 00:42:53,358 --> 00:42:54,794 DINK, DINK.DINK. 706 00:42:57,188 --> 00:42:59,016 DINK! DINK, DINK! 707 00:43:01,148 --> 00:43:02,585 THANKS, LITTLE GUY. 708 00:43:05,413 --> 00:43:06,371 THANK YOU. 709 00:43:06,414 --> 00:43:08,503 DINK, DINK. 710 00:43:08,547 --> 00:43:10,897 DID I MISS SOMETHIN'? 711 00:43:10,941 --> 00:43:13,204 WHEN DID WE GET TO DISNEYLAND? 712 00:43:31,178 --> 00:43:33,267 I DON'T SEE THEM, SANDURZ. 713 00:43:33,311 --> 00:43:35,574 I'VE SENT THE TROOPS ON AHEADTO VECTOR 78, SIR. 714 00:43:35,618 --> 00:43:36,749 GOOD, LET'S GET MOVING. 715 00:43:36,793 --> 00:43:38,403 YES, SIR. DRIVER,PREPARE TO MOVE OUT. 716 00:43:38,446 --> 00:43:41,275 WHAT ARE YOU PREPARING?YOU'RE ALWAYS PREPARING.JUST GO. 717 00:43:41,319 --> 00:43:42,625 JUST GO.YES, SIR. 718 00:43:42,668 --> 00:43:44,583 SIR, SHOULDN'T YOU SIT DOWN? 719 00:44:01,687 --> 00:44:02,819 DINK, DINK! DINK, DINK! 720 00:44:02,862 --> 00:44:04,385 WHAT'RE THEY SAYIN'? 721 00:44:04,429 --> 00:44:07,824 WELL, IT'S OBVIOUSTHEY WANT US TO GO WITH THEM. 722 00:44:16,746 --> 00:44:18,443 WHAT IS THIS PLACE? 723 00:44:18,486 --> 00:44:20,880 IT LOOKS LIKE THE TEMPLE OF DOOM. 724 00:44:20,924 --> 00:44:23,666 WELL, IT SURE AIN'TTEMPLE BETH ISRAEL. 725 00:44:23,709 --> 00:44:27,147 COME ON. I THINK WE'D BETTER FOLLOW 'EM. 726 00:44:39,551 --> 00:44:41,596 UH-OH, I THINKWE WOKE IT UP. 727 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,773 GOODBYE, FOLKS! LET ME KNOW HOW IT TURNS OUT. 728 00:44:43,816 --> 00:44:45,078 COME BACK HERE, DOT! 729 00:44:45,122 --> 00:44:46,471 COME ON.WE GOTTA KEEP GOIN'. 730 00:44:46,514 --> 00:44:47,864 WE NEED YOU. 731 00:44:54,044 --> 00:44:56,002 WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NOW? 732 00:44:56,046 --> 00:44:57,743 DON'T ASK.MAYBE IT WON'T. 733 00:44:57,787 --> 00:44:59,310 BUT WHAT IF IT DOES? 734 00:44:59,353 --> 00:45:01,486 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I'M ALL FOR LEAVIN'. 735 00:45:01,529 --> 00:45:04,358 I SAY WE GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW, OR IT WON'T BE GOOD. 736 00:45:05,533 --> 00:45:07,100 SILENCE! 737 00:45:07,144 --> 00:45:10,495 WHO DARES ENTER THE SACREDAND AWESOME PRESENCE 738 00:45:10,538 --> 00:45:13,846 OF THE EVERLASTING KNOW-IT-ALL, YOGURT? 739 00:45:15,587 --> 00:45:16,762 YOGURT? 740 00:45:26,772 --> 00:45:28,078 YOU HEARD OF ME? 741 00:45:28,121 --> 00:45:31,690 HEARD OF YOU?WHO HASN'T HEARD OF YOGURT? 742 00:45:31,734 --> 00:45:33,300 YOGURT, THE WISE. 743 00:45:33,344 --> 00:45:35,128 YOGURT, THE ALL-POWERFUL. 744 00:45:35,172 --> 00:45:36,913 YOGURT, THE MAGNIFICENT. 745 00:45:36,956 --> 00:45:38,915 PLEASE, PLEASE, DON'T MAKE A FUSS. 746 00:45:38,958 --> 00:45:41,352 I'M JUST PLAIN YOGURT. 747 00:45:41,395 --> 00:45:42,527 BUT YOU'RE THE ONE-- 748 00:45:42,570 --> 00:45:43,702 YES. 749 00:45:43,746 --> 00:45:46,749 I AM THE KEEPER OF A GREATER MAGIC, 750 00:45:46,792 --> 00:45:49,969 A POWER KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE AS THE-- 751 00:45:50,013 --> 00:45:51,754 THE FORCE? 752 00:45:51,797 --> 00:45:53,712 NO. THE SCHWARTZ. 753 00:45:53,756 --> 00:45:56,149 THE SCHWARTZ! 754 00:45:56,193 --> 00:45:59,587 YES, THE SCHWARTZ. 755 00:46:03,374 --> 00:46:05,855 BUT, YOGURT,WHAT IS THIS PLACE? 756 00:46:05,898 --> 00:46:07,770 WHAT IS ITTHAT YOU DO HERE? 757 00:46:07,813 --> 00:46:09,510 MERCHANDISING. 758 00:46:09,554 --> 00:46:11,121 MERCHANDISING? WHAT'S THAT? 759 00:46:11,164 --> 00:46:12,339 MERCHANDISING. 760 00:46:12,383 --> 00:46:15,386 COME, I'LL SHOW YOU. OPEN UP THE STORE. 761 00:46:20,478 --> 00:46:23,089 COME! WALK THIS WAY.TAKE A LOOK. 762 00:46:23,133 --> 00:46:26,614 WE PUT THE PICTURE'S NAMEON EVERYTHING! 763 00:46:26,658 --> 00:46:29,574 MERCHANDISING, MERCHANDISING! 764 00:46:29,617 --> 00:46:32,359 WHERE THE REAL MONEYFROM THE MOVIE IS MADE. 765 00:46:32,403 --> 00:46:34,318 SPACEBALLS,THE T-SHIRT. 766 00:46:34,361 --> 00:46:36,189 SPACEBALLS,THE COLORING BOOK. 767 00:46:36,233 --> 00:46:38,235 SPACEBALLS,THE LUNCH BOX. 768 00:46:38,278 --> 00:46:40,759 SPACEBALLS,THE BREAKFAST CEREAL. 769 00:46:40,803 --> 00:46:42,674 SPACEBALLS,THE FLAMETHROWER. 770 00:46:43,762 --> 00:46:46,025 THE KIDS LOVE THIS ONE. 771 00:46:46,069 --> 00:46:48,114 LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, 772 00:46:48,158 --> 00:46:50,769 SPACEBALLS,THE DOLL. ME. 773 00:46:52,031 --> 00:46:54,817 MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU. 774 00:46:56,819 --> 00:46:57,820 ADORABLE. 775 00:46:59,212 --> 00:47:01,954 ♪ HOT TOGETHER 776 00:47:01,998 --> 00:47:04,261 ♪ HOT, SO HOT TOGETHER 777 00:47:04,304 --> 00:47:06,263 ♪ BABY, WE COULD BE HOT 778 00:47:13,226 --> 00:47:14,662 PRESIDENT SKROOB. 779 00:47:14,706 --> 00:47:16,490 WHAT IS IT? 780 00:47:16,534 --> 00:47:18,275 I HAVE AN URGENT MESSAGE FROM LORD HELMET. 781 00:47:18,318 --> 00:47:19,667 HE'S LOST THE PRINCESS. 782 00:47:19,711 --> 00:47:20,799 WHERE? 783 00:47:20,843 --> 00:47:22,018 SOMEWHERE IN THE SANDS OF VEGA. 784 00:47:22,061 --> 00:47:24,063 TELL THEM TO COMB THE DESERT.DO YOU HEAR ME? 785 00:47:24,107 --> 00:47:26,065 COMB THE DESERT! 786 00:47:26,109 --> 00:47:27,240 YES, SIR. 787 00:47:32,942 --> 00:47:33,986 SIR? 788 00:47:34,030 --> 00:47:35,248 WHAT? 789 00:47:36,902 --> 00:47:38,599 ARE WE BEING TOO LITERAL? 790 00:47:38,643 --> 00:47:40,471 NO, YOU FOOL. WE'RE FOLLOWING ORDERS. 791 00:47:40,514 --> 00:47:43,909 WE WERE TOLD TO COMB THE DESERT, SO WE'RE COMBING IT. 792 00:47:43,953 --> 00:47:46,259 FOUND ANYTHING YET? 793 00:47:46,303 --> 00:47:48,044 NOTHING YET, SIR. 794 00:47:49,959 --> 00:47:52,613 HOW ABOUT YOU? 795 00:47:52,657 --> 00:47:54,137 NOT A THING, SIR. 796 00:47:57,096 --> 00:47:59,403 WHAT ABOUT YOU GUYS? 797 00:47:59,446 --> 00:48:01,318 WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT! 798 00:48:04,538 --> 00:48:05,888 IT'S A BIG MYSTERY. 799 00:48:05,931 --> 00:48:08,281 NONE OF THE WISE MENCOULD TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS. 800 00:48:08,325 --> 00:48:10,501 WISE MEN, PSHAW. 801 00:48:10,544 --> 00:48:12,546 WISE GUYS, YOU MEAN. WHAT DO THEY KNOW? 802 00:48:12,590 --> 00:48:14,679 HERE, LET ME TAKE A LOOK. 803 00:48:23,949 --> 00:48:24,907 YOU CAN READ IT! 804 00:48:24,950 --> 00:48:27,126 NO, I WAS JUST CLEARING MY THROAT. 805 00:48:27,170 --> 00:48:29,085 HERE, LET ME TAKE A... 806 00:48:29,781 --> 00:48:31,043 AH. 807 00:48:31,087 --> 00:48:32,740 OH, YES. 808 00:48:32,784 --> 00:48:35,047 YES, YES, OF COURSE! 809 00:48:35,091 --> 00:48:36,266 YOU UNDERSTAND IT? 810 00:48:36,309 --> 00:48:37,920 YES.WHAT'S IT SAY? 811 00:48:37,963 --> 00:48:39,660 I CANNOT TELL YOU THAT NOW. 812 00:48:39,704 --> 00:48:42,707 IT SHALL BE REVEALED TO YOU AT THE PROPER TIME. 813 00:48:42,750 --> 00:48:44,491 GREAT. 814 00:48:44,535 --> 00:48:46,058 COME ON, DON'T BE DISAPPOINTED. 815 00:48:46,102 --> 00:48:47,930 BACK TO YOUR SCHWARTZ TRAINING. 816 00:48:47,973 --> 00:48:49,496 HERE, TAKE THE RING. 817 00:48:49,540 --> 00:48:51,672 POINT IT AT THAT BIG STATUE. 818 00:48:51,716 --> 00:48:53,674 OK.BUT I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND 819 00:48:53,718 --> 00:48:56,939 HOW I'M GOING TOLIFT THAT BIG STATUEWITH THIS LITTLE RING. 820 00:48:56,982 --> 00:49:01,073 NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE SCHWARTZ! 821 00:49:01,117 --> 00:49:03,946 COME ON, CONCENTRATE! HERE WE GO! 822 00:49:05,556 --> 00:49:06,600 CONCENTRATE. 823 00:49:20,049 --> 00:49:22,747 LONE STARR, YOU'RE DOING IT! 824 00:49:22,790 --> 00:49:24,314 YOU'RE DOING IT! 825 00:49:25,663 --> 00:49:28,840 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! THE SCHWARTZ, IT'S WORKING! 826 00:49:28,883 --> 00:49:29,884 YES! YES! 827 00:49:29,928 --> 00:49:32,539 HEY, BOSS, HOW'D YOU DO THAT? 828 00:49:36,674 --> 00:49:39,720 GIVE ME THE RING. GIVE ME THE RING, QUICK. 829 00:49:42,941 --> 00:49:44,551 UPSY-DAISY! 830 00:49:50,122 --> 00:49:51,819 SORRY, BARF. 831 00:49:57,173 --> 00:49:58,913 KEEP SEARCHING. 832 00:50:00,915 --> 00:50:02,830 IT'S NO USE, SIR.WE'VE SEARCHED EVERYWHERE. 833 00:50:02,874 --> 00:50:04,006 WAIT. 834 00:50:04,049 --> 00:50:07,792 I FEEL THE PRESENCE OF THE SCHWARTZ. 835 00:50:07,835 --> 00:50:09,968 THE SCHWARTZ?YES. 836 00:50:10,012 --> 00:50:11,883 IT'S COMING FROM SOMEWHERE 837 00:50:12,492 --> 00:50:14,929 DOWN THERE. 838 00:50:17,367 --> 00:50:20,848 YOU'RE RIGHT, SIR.THERE'S A SECRET ENTRANCEHERE. 839 00:50:20,892 --> 00:50:23,721 AND LOOK AT THIS INSIGNIA.IT'S A "Y." 840 00:50:24,635 --> 00:50:25,853 YOGURT! 841 00:50:25,897 --> 00:50:28,856 YOGURT! I HATE YOGURT! 842 00:50:28,900 --> 00:50:30,815 EVEN WITH STRAWBERRIES! 843 00:50:30,858 --> 00:50:32,686 I'LL CALL FORTHE ATTACK SQUAD, SIR. 844 00:50:32,730 --> 00:50:35,211 NO, NO, NO, WE CAN'T GO IN THERE. YOGURT HAS THE SCHWARTZ. 845 00:50:35,254 --> 00:50:36,690 IT'S FAR TOO POWERFUL. 846 00:50:36,734 --> 00:50:37,996 BUT, SIR, YOUR RING. 847 00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:39,563 DON'T YOU HAVE THE SCHWARTZ,TOO? 848 00:50:39,606 --> 00:50:41,434 NO, HE GOT THE UPSIDE. I GOT THE DOWNSIDE. 849 00:50:41,478 --> 00:50:43,175 SEE, THERE'S 2 SIDES TO EVERY SCHWARTZ. 850 00:50:43,219 --> 00:50:46,048 THEN HOW ARE WE GONNAGO IN THERE AND GET HER? 851 00:50:47,397 --> 00:50:49,921 WE WILL NOT GO IN THERE. 852 00:50:49,964 --> 00:50:52,924 SHE WILL COME OUT TO US. 853 00:51:04,544 --> 00:51:06,111 VESPA. 854 00:51:06,155 --> 00:51:10,507 VESPA, MY CHILD. WHERE ARE YOU? 855 00:51:10,550 --> 00:51:11,899 DADDY? 856 00:51:11,943 --> 00:51:16,208 VESPA, IT'S YOUR FATHER, KING ROLAND. 857 00:51:16,252 --> 00:51:17,949 COME TO ME. 858 00:51:17,992 --> 00:51:19,385 DADDY? 859 00:51:19,429 --> 00:51:22,606 I HEAR YOU. I HEAR YOU. WHERE ARE YOU? 860 00:51:22,649 --> 00:51:24,521 FOLLOW MY VOICE. 861 00:51:25,478 --> 00:51:27,480 COME TO ME. 862 00:51:28,873 --> 00:51:30,657 COME TO ME. 863 00:51:33,007 --> 00:51:35,053 VESPA, W-WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 864 00:51:35,097 --> 00:51:37,882 VESPA, COME TO ME. 865 00:51:41,929 --> 00:51:44,889 DADDY. IS IT REALLY YOU? 866 00:51:44,932 --> 00:51:46,934 YES, MY DEAR. 867 00:51:46,978 --> 00:51:48,675 I GUARANTEE IT. 868 00:51:49,546 --> 00:51:51,243 WOULD I LIE? 869 00:51:53,506 --> 00:51:54,725 DADDY. 870 00:51:54,768 --> 00:51:55,856 OH! 871 00:51:55,900 --> 00:51:57,423 NO, VESPA, DON'T! VES-- 872 00:51:58,685 --> 00:51:59,947 NO. 873 00:52:01,123 --> 00:52:02,820 FOOLED YOU. 874 00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:09,000 TAKE THEM BOTH ABOARD AND PUT THE PRINCESS IN MY QUARTERS. 875 00:52:09,043 --> 00:52:10,523 YES, SIR. 876 00:52:10,567 --> 00:52:12,656 NOW SHE IS MINE. 877 00:52:12,699 --> 00:52:14,310 WHAT'S THE MATTER? WHAT ARE THEY SAYING? 878 00:52:14,353 --> 00:52:16,268 THEY'VE TAKEN THE PRINCESS. 879 00:52:25,582 --> 00:52:27,888 SPACEBALLS. TOO LATE. 880 00:52:27,932 --> 00:52:30,413 DON'T WORRY, BOSS. WE'LL GET HER BACK. 881 00:52:30,935 --> 00:52:32,023 YEAH. 882 00:52:33,981 --> 00:52:35,374 THANKS FOR THE GAS, YOGURT. 883 00:52:35,418 --> 00:52:38,160 YOU'RE WELCOME. AND HERE! 884 00:52:38,203 --> 00:52:41,163 JUST IN CASE YOU GET HUNGRY. 885 00:52:41,206 --> 00:52:42,294 A FORTUNE COOKIE? 886 00:52:42,338 --> 00:52:47,169 YES! REMEMBER, OPEN IT BEFORE YOU EAT IT. 887 00:52:47,212 --> 00:52:49,301 THANKS.WELL, WE BETTER GET GOIN'. 888 00:52:49,345 --> 00:52:51,999 I WONDER, WILL WE EVERSEE EACH OTHER AGAIN? 889 00:52:52,043 --> 00:52:55,525 WHO KNOWS? GOD WILLING, WE'LL ALL MEET AGAIN 890 00:52:55,568 --> 00:52:58,528 IN SPACEBALLS 2: THE SEARCH FOR MORE MONEY. 891 00:52:59,311 --> 00:53:01,139 GOODBYE, LONE STARR. 892 00:53:01,183 --> 00:53:02,619 GOODBYE, YOGURT. 893 00:53:03,402 --> 00:53:06,144 THE RING OF THE SCHWARTZ! 894 00:53:06,188 --> 00:53:08,015 NO, NO, I CAN'T TAKE THIS. 895 00:53:08,059 --> 00:53:12,150 TAKE IT, TAKE IT. YOU MIGHT NEED IT. 896 00:53:12,194 --> 00:53:14,892 THANKS.I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU. 897 00:53:16,023 --> 00:53:17,155 WISH ME LUCK. 898 00:53:17,199 --> 00:53:18,417 DINK! 899 00:53:40,700 --> 00:53:42,441 SO, PRINCESS VESPA, 900 00:53:42,485 --> 00:53:46,184 AT LAST I HAVE YOU IN MY CLUTCHES 901 00:53:46,228 --> 00:53:50,144 TO HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU THE WAY I WANT TO. 902 00:53:50,188 --> 00:53:53,104 NO, PLEASE! LEAVE ME ALONE. 903 00:53:53,147 --> 00:53:54,540 NO, YOU ARE MINE. 904 00:53:54,584 --> 00:53:56,063 NOT SO FAST, HELMET. 905 00:53:56,107 --> 00:53:57,326 LONE STARR. 906 00:53:57,369 --> 00:53:59,980 YES, IT'S ME. I'M HERE TO SAVE MY GIRLFRIEND. 907 00:54:00,024 --> 00:54:01,243 HI, HONEY. 908 00:54:01,286 --> 00:54:03,462 NOW YOU ARE GOING TO DIE. 909 00:54:05,203 --> 00:54:07,379 HEY, WHAT'D YOU DO TO MY FRIEND? 910 00:54:07,423 --> 00:54:09,990 THE SAME THING I'M GOING TO DO TO YOU, BIG BOY. 911 00:54:11,122 --> 00:54:12,297 AND YOU, TOO. 912 00:54:13,777 --> 00:54:17,041 NOW, PRINCESS VESPA, AT LAST WE ARE ALONE. 913 00:54:17,084 --> 00:54:20,305 NO, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU,I HATE YOU. LEAVE ME ALONE! 914 00:54:20,349 --> 00:54:23,134 YET I FIND YOUSTRANGELY ATTRACTIVE. 915 00:54:23,177 --> 00:54:25,136 OF COURSE YOU DO. 916 00:54:25,179 --> 00:54:28,792 DRUISH PRINCESSES ARE OFTEN ATTRACTED TO MONEY AND POWER. 917 00:54:28,835 --> 00:54:31,925 AND I HAVE BOTH. AND YOU KNOW IT. 918 00:54:31,969 --> 00:54:33,275 OH, LEAVE ME ALONE! 919 00:54:33,318 --> 00:54:34,319 NO, KISS ME! 920 00:54:34,363 --> 00:54:36,016 NO! YES! NO! 921 00:54:36,060 --> 00:54:37,061 NO!YES! 922 00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:44,808 YOUR HELMET IS SO BIG. 923 00:54:44,851 --> 00:54:46,418 LORD HELMET.WHAT? 924 00:54:46,462 --> 00:54:48,333 YOU'RE NEEDED ON THE BRIDGE, SIR! 925 00:54:48,377 --> 00:54:50,857 KNOCK ON MY DOOR.KNOCK NEXT TIME! 926 00:54:50,901 --> 00:54:52,032 YES, SIR. 927 00:54:52,076 --> 00:54:53,686 DID YOU SEE ANYTHING?NO, SIR. 928 00:54:53,730 --> 00:54:55,297 I DIDN'T SEE YOU PLAYING WITH YOUR DOLLS, AGAIN. 929 00:54:55,340 --> 00:54:56,428 GOOD. 930 00:55:15,229 --> 00:55:16,274 PRESIDENT SKROOB. 931 00:55:17,493 --> 00:55:19,277 I TOLD YOU NEVER TO CALL MEON THIS WALL. 932 00:55:19,321 --> 00:55:20,931 THIS IS AN UNLISTED WALL. 933 00:55:20,974 --> 00:55:22,846 SORRY, SIR, BUT IT'S VERY IMPORTANT. 934 00:55:22,889 --> 00:55:25,109 THE PRINCESS HAS JUST BEEN BROUGHT TO YOUR OFFICE 935 00:55:25,152 --> 00:55:27,894 AND LORD HELMET AND COL. SANDURZ ARE AWAITING YOU THERE. 936 00:55:27,938 --> 00:55:30,332 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.TELL THEM I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 937 00:55:30,375 --> 00:55:31,681 YES, SIR! 938 00:55:43,301 --> 00:55:45,782 HELMET, YOU FIEND! WHAT'S GOING ON? 939 00:55:45,825 --> 00:55:47,697 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY DAUGHTER? 940 00:55:47,740 --> 00:55:49,481 PERMIT ME TO INTRODUCE 941 00:55:49,525 --> 00:55:51,527 THE BRILLIANT YOUNG PLASTIC SURGEON, 942 00:55:51,570 --> 00:55:53,659 DR. PHILLIP SCHLOTKIN. 943 00:55:53,703 --> 00:55:55,444 THE GREATEST NOSE JOB MAN 944 00:55:55,487 --> 00:55:58,403 IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AND BEVERLY HILLS. 945 00:55:58,447 --> 00:55:59,796 YOUR HIGHNESS. 946 00:55:59,839 --> 00:56:01,580 NOSE JOB? I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 947 00:56:01,624 --> 00:56:04,453 SHE'S ALREADY HAD A NOSE JOB. IT WAS HER SWEET-16 PRESENT. 948 00:56:04,496 --> 00:56:06,324 NO, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 949 00:56:06,368 --> 00:56:08,282 IT'S MUCH, MUCH WORSE. 950 00:56:08,326 --> 00:56:11,677 IF YOU DO NOT GIVE ME THE COMBINATION TO THE AIR SHIELD, 951 00:56:11,721 --> 00:56:16,029 DR. SCHLOTKIN WILL GIVE YOUR DAUGHTER BACK HER OLD NOSE. 952 00:56:17,422 --> 00:56:20,251 NO! 953 00:56:21,513 --> 00:56:23,472 WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? 954 00:56:23,515 --> 00:56:26,039 ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL! I'LL TELL! 955 00:56:26,083 --> 00:56:28,259 NO, DADDY, NO, YOU MUSTN'T! 956 00:56:28,302 --> 00:56:29,739 YOU'RE RIGHT, MY DEAR. 957 00:56:29,782 --> 00:56:31,828 I'LL MISS YOUR NEW NOSE. 958 00:56:31,871 --> 00:56:34,483 BUT I WILL NOT TELL HIM THE COMBINATION, NO MATTER WHAT. 959 00:56:34,526 --> 00:56:38,487 VERY WELL. DR. SCHLOTKIN, DO YOUR WORST. 960 00:56:38,530 --> 00:56:40,706 MY PLEASURE. 961 00:56:43,361 --> 00:56:45,407 NO! WAIT, WAIT! 962 00:56:46,277 --> 00:56:49,411 I'LL TELL. I'LL TELL. 963 00:56:49,454 --> 00:56:53,415 I KNEW IT WOULD WORK. ALL RIGHT, GIVE IT TO ME. 964 00:56:55,025 --> 00:56:56,679 THE COMBINATION IS: 965 00:56:58,855 --> 00:56:59,943 1. 966 00:56:59,986 --> 00:57:01,205 1.1. 967 00:57:01,248 --> 00:57:02,249 2. 968 00:57:02,293 --> 00:57:03,381 2.2. 969 00:57:03,425 --> 00:57:04,295 3. 970 00:57:04,338 --> 00:57:05,427 3.3. 971 00:57:05,470 --> 00:57:06,253 4. 972 00:57:06,297 --> 00:57:07,907 4.4. 973 00:57:08,691 --> 00:57:09,779 5. 974 00:57:09,822 --> 00:57:11,563 5.5. 975 00:57:11,607 --> 00:57:16,568 SO THE COMBINATION IS 1-2-3-4-5. 976 00:57:16,612 --> 00:57:19,658 THAT'STHE STUPIDEST COMBINATIONI EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE! 977 00:57:19,702 --> 00:57:22,226 THAT'S THE KIND OF THINGAN IDIOT WOULD HAVEON HIS LUGGAGE! 978 00:57:22,269 --> 00:57:24,489 THANK YOU, YOUR HIGHNESS. 979 00:57:24,533 --> 00:57:25,838 WHAT DID YOU DO? 980 00:57:25,882 --> 00:57:27,318 I TURNED OFF THE WALL. 981 00:57:27,361 --> 00:57:28,624 NO, YOU TURNED OFFTHE WHOLE MOVIE. 982 00:57:28,667 --> 00:57:30,234 I MUST HAVE PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON. 983 00:57:30,277 --> 00:57:32,018 PUT IT BACK ON,PUT THE MOVIE BACK ON! 984 00:57:32,062 --> 00:57:33,193 YES, SIR. YES, SIR. 985 00:57:33,237 --> 00:57:34,804 YOU GOTTA GET THAT THING FIXED. 986 00:57:34,847 --> 00:57:36,632 WE'RE BACK!AND WE HAVE THE COMBINATION! 987 00:57:36,675 --> 00:57:37,807 SCHLOTKIN! 988 00:57:37,850 --> 00:57:38,895 WHAT? 989 00:57:38,938 --> 00:57:40,287 WE'RE DONE WITH YOU. 990 00:57:40,331 --> 00:57:42,768 GO BACK TO THE GOLF COURSE AND WORK ON YOUR PUTTS. 991 00:57:42,812 --> 00:57:44,640 LET'S GO, ARNOLD.COME, GRETCHEN. 992 00:57:44,683 --> 00:57:48,208 OF COURSE, YOU KNOWI'LL STILL HAVE TO BILL YOUFOR THIS. 993 00:57:51,690 --> 00:57:54,040 I BET SHE GIVES GREAT HELMET. 994 00:57:56,695 --> 00:57:58,567 WELL, DID IT WORK?WHERE'S THE KING? 995 00:57:58,610 --> 00:58:00,307 IT WORKED, SIR.WE HAVE THE COMBINATION. 996 00:58:00,351 --> 00:58:03,441 GREAT. NOW WE CAN TAKE EVERY LAST BREATH OF FRESH AIR 997 00:58:03,485 --> 00:58:05,095 FROM PLANET DRUIDIA. 998 00:58:05,138 --> 00:58:06,226 WHAT'S THE COMBINATION? 999 00:58:06,270 --> 00:58:08,315 1-2-3-4-5. 1000 00:58:08,359 --> 00:58:10,013 1-2-3-4-5? 1001 00:58:10,056 --> 00:58:11,580 YES. 1002 00:58:11,623 --> 00:58:14,321 THAT'S AMAZING.I'VE GOT THE SAMECOMBINATION ON MY LUGGAGE. 1003 00:58:14,365 --> 00:58:17,324 PREPARE SPACEBALL ONEFOR IMMEDIATE DEPARTURE. 1004 00:58:17,368 --> 00:58:18,717 YES, SIR. 1005 00:58:18,761 --> 00:58:21,328 AND CHANGE THE COMBINATIONON MY LUGGAGE. 1006 00:58:27,683 --> 00:58:30,816 THERE IT IS. SPACEBALL CITY,STRAIGHT AHEAD. 1007 00:58:30,860 --> 00:58:32,644 GOOD, I'M TAKIN' HER IN. 1008 00:58:36,126 --> 00:58:38,302 HEY, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING? 1009 00:58:38,345 --> 00:58:40,304 IT LOOKS LIKE A WINNEBAGOWITH WINGS. 1010 00:58:40,347 --> 00:58:41,653 JEEZ! 1011 00:58:41,697 --> 00:58:44,526 HEY, YOU CAN'T PARK HERE! 1012 00:58:44,569 --> 00:58:47,006 YEAH, CAN'T YOU GUYS READ? "NO PARKING." 1013 00:58:52,011 --> 00:58:53,535 THAT SON OF A... 1014 00:58:57,016 --> 00:58:58,931 ALL RIGHT, HANDS UP. 1015 00:58:58,975 --> 00:59:01,455 YOU'RE UNDER ARRESTFOR ILLEGAL PARKING. 1016 00:59:01,499 --> 00:59:02,544 YEAH! 1017 00:59:25,654 --> 00:59:30,528 WARDEN MILLER, WARDEN MILLER, YOU'RE WANTED IN V-17. 1018 00:59:30,572 --> 00:59:34,967 ATTENTION. ATTENTION. SECTION "C" SCANNERS, REPORT. 1019 00:59:36,012 --> 00:59:37,143 NAH! 1020 00:59:40,799 --> 00:59:42,975 SHE'S GOTTA BE IN ONE OF THESE CELLS. 1021 00:59:43,019 --> 00:59:44,716 YEAH, BUT WHICH ONE? 1022 00:59:46,631 --> 00:59:48,241 NO.NO. 1023 00:59:48,285 --> 00:59:51,593 ♪ NOBODY KNOWS 1024 00:59:51,636 --> 00:59:52,768 IT'S COMING FROM HERE. 1025 00:59:52,811 --> 00:59:54,160 THAT CAN'T BE HER. 1026 00:59:54,204 --> 00:59:56,380 ♪ THE TROUBLE I'VE SEEN 1027 00:59:57,294 --> 01:00:02,255 ♪ NOBODY KNOWS BUT JESUS 1028 01:00:04,301 --> 01:00:05,432 IT'S HER. 1029 01:00:06,477 --> 01:00:10,655 ♪ NOBODY KNOWS 1030 01:00:10,699 --> 01:00:13,440 ♪ THE TROUBLE I'VE SEEN 1031 01:00:13,484 --> 01:00:14,659 SHE'S A BASS. 1032 01:00:14,703 --> 01:00:18,968 ♪ GLORY HALLELUJAH 1033 01:00:24,451 --> 01:00:25,931 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 1034 01:00:25,975 --> 01:00:27,280 IT'S ME. 1035 01:00:28,281 --> 01:00:29,631 IT'S US. 1036 01:00:29,674 --> 01:00:32,155 LONE STARR. HOW DID YOU FIND US?OH! OH! 1037 01:00:32,198 --> 01:00:34,244 NO TIME TO TALK. COME ON. 1038 01:00:34,287 --> 01:00:35,375 WE GOTTA MOVE. 1039 01:00:35,419 --> 01:00:36,855 BARF! HOW'D YOU DO IT? 1040 01:00:39,423 --> 01:00:40,467 COME ON. 1041 01:00:57,310 --> 01:00:58,485 HEY! 1042 01:00:58,529 --> 01:01:00,749 THOSE ARE THE GUYSTHAT STOLE OUR UNIFORMS! 1043 01:01:00,792 --> 01:01:02,620 AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF US, TOO! 1044 01:01:07,669 --> 01:01:09,453 OH-OH! WE GOT COMPANY. 1045 01:01:13,936 --> 01:01:15,328 WATCH OUT! 1046 01:01:18,723 --> 01:01:20,812 DAMN IT! THAT'S OUR ONLY WAY OUT. 1047 01:01:20,856 --> 01:01:22,031 WE'RE TRAPPED. 1048 01:01:22,074 --> 01:01:23,249 OH, I HATETHESE MOVIES. 1049 01:01:27,079 --> 01:01:28,080 I'M OUT OF AMMO! 1050 01:01:28,124 --> 01:01:29,821 GET BACK! I'LL HOLD THEM OFF. 1051 01:01:31,344 --> 01:01:32,998 I GOT AN IDEA! 1052 01:01:33,042 --> 01:01:34,696 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? 1053 01:01:34,739 --> 01:01:36,262 WHAT'S HE DOING? 1054 01:01:48,710 --> 01:01:49,928 GOOD WORK. 1055 01:01:49,972 --> 01:01:51,669 MORE PING-PONGS.RUN FOR IT. 1056 01:01:51,713 --> 01:01:53,671 LET'S GO! 1057 01:01:56,805 --> 01:01:58,502 IT'S CLOSING! 1058 01:02:00,504 --> 01:02:02,332 THE DOOR'S CLOSING! 1059 01:02:02,375 --> 01:02:03,725 GO FOR BROKE! 1060 01:02:12,211 --> 01:02:14,823 DON'T MOVE OR YOU'RE DEAD. STAND UP! 1061 01:02:14,866 --> 01:02:17,390 CAPTAIN, WE'VE GOT THEM. 1062 01:02:20,785 --> 01:02:24,571 SPECTACULAR STUNT, MY FRIENDS,BUT ALL FOR NAUGHT. 1063 01:02:25,572 --> 01:02:28,053 TURN AROUND, PLEASE. 1064 01:02:28,097 --> 01:02:31,927 AH, WHAT A PITY.WHAT A PITY. 1065 01:02:32,623 --> 01:02:34,059 SO, PRINCESS, 1066 01:02:34,103 --> 01:02:36,540 YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD OUTWITTHE IMPERIOUS FORCE OF... 1067 01:02:40,587 --> 01:02:42,502 YOU IDIOTS! 1068 01:02:42,546 --> 01:02:43,721 THESE ARE NOT THEM. 1069 01:02:43,765 --> 01:02:46,724 YOU'VE CAPTURED THEIR STUNT DOUBLES. 1070 01:02:46,768 --> 01:02:49,683 SEARCH THE AREA. FIND THEM! 1071 01:02:50,206 --> 01:02:52,425 FIND THEM! 1072 01:02:52,469 --> 01:02:55,559 HURRY UP. GET ABOARD. I'LL HOLD THEM OFF. 1073 01:02:58,823 --> 01:02:59,781 OPEN THE DOOR! 1074 01:02:59,824 --> 01:03:01,434 I CAN'T,IT'S FUSED. 1075 01:03:01,478 --> 01:03:03,219 WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?IT'S LOCKED. 1076 01:03:03,262 --> 01:03:05,003 WHERE ARE THE KEYS?INSIDE. 1077 01:03:05,047 --> 01:03:06,135 OH, GREAT! 1078 01:03:06,178 --> 01:03:07,223 DUCK! 1079 01:03:09,747 --> 01:03:12,097 HERE, YOU HOLD THEM OFF.I'LL GET THE DOOR. 1080 01:03:12,141 --> 01:03:14,708 I AIN'T SHOOTING THIS THING.I HATE GUNS. 1081 01:03:17,581 --> 01:03:20,062 MY HAIR. HE SHOT MY HAIR! 1082 01:03:21,193 --> 01:03:22,804 YOU SON OF A BITCH! 1083 01:03:34,163 --> 01:03:35,991 HOLY SHIT! 1084 01:03:40,778 --> 01:03:42,345 HOW WAS THAT? 1085 01:03:42,388 --> 01:03:43,781 NOT BAD. 1086 01:03:43,825 --> 01:03:45,391 NOT BAD FOR A GIRL. 1087 01:03:45,435 --> 01:03:47,785 HEY, THAT WAS PRETTY GOODFOR RAMBO! 1088 01:03:47,829 --> 01:03:49,613 LET'S BLOW THIS JOINT. 1089 01:04:01,451 --> 01:04:04,802 PRESIDENT SKROOB! SALUTE! 1090 01:04:04,846 --> 01:04:06,760 HAIL, SKROOB. 1091 01:04:07,674 --> 01:04:09,024 THE SHIP IS TOO BIG. 1092 01:04:09,067 --> 01:04:10,852 IF I WALK, THE MOVIE WILL BE OVER. 1093 01:04:10,895 --> 01:04:11,635 SIR. 1094 01:04:11,678 --> 01:04:13,245 YES? OH! 1095 01:04:13,289 --> 01:04:16,161 NEVER HAVE THAT DAMN THING DOWN IN FRONT OF ME. 1096 01:04:16,205 --> 01:04:18,860 HOW DO I KNOWYOU'RE NOT MAKING FACES AT MEUNDER THAT THING? 1097 01:04:18,903 --> 01:04:20,862 PRESIDENT SKROOB.YES? 1098 01:04:20,905 --> 01:04:23,081 THERE IT IS, PLANET DRUIDIA. 1099 01:04:23,125 --> 01:04:24,778 AH! PLANET DRUIDIA. 1100 01:04:24,822 --> 01:04:27,956 AND 10,000 YEARS OF FRESH AIR. 1101 01:04:27,999 --> 01:04:30,262 THE WAY HE RUNS THINGS, IT WON'T LAST 100. 1102 01:04:30,306 --> 01:04:31,394 WHAT? 1103 01:04:31,437 --> 01:04:33,700 PREPARING SHIPFOR METAMORPHOSIS, SIR. 1104 01:04:33,744 --> 01:04:34,963 GOOD. GET ON WITH IT. 1105 01:04:35,006 --> 01:04:36,660 READY, KAFKA? 1106 01:04:43,362 --> 01:04:46,235 LOOK, IT'S SPACEBALL ONE. 1107 01:04:46,278 --> 01:04:48,106 THEY'VE REACHED THE AIR SHIELD. 1108 01:04:48,150 --> 01:04:50,021 AND IT'S OPENING. 1109 01:04:52,981 --> 01:04:55,548 THE SHIP'S TOO BIG. THEY'LL NEVER GET THROUGH. 1110 01:04:55,592 --> 01:04:57,420 HOW ARE THEYGONNA GET THE AIR OUT? 1111 01:04:57,463 --> 01:04:58,856 I DON'T SEE ANY HOSESOR ANYTHING. 1112 01:05:04,253 --> 01:05:05,297 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 1113 01:05:08,779 --> 01:05:11,173 THE SHIP. CHANGING. 1114 01:05:25,404 --> 01:05:29,713 OH, MY GOSH.IT'S NOT JUST A SPACESHIP. 1115 01:05:29,756 --> 01:05:31,628 IT'S A TRANSFORMER. 1116 01:05:42,421 --> 01:05:44,119 IT'S CHANGING INTO... 1117 01:05:44,162 --> 01:05:45,947 A GIGANTIC... 1118 01:05:45,990 --> 01:05:47,905 MAID! 1119 01:05:47,949 --> 01:05:51,082 WITH A VACUUM CLEANER. 1120 01:05:51,126 --> 01:05:54,129 SO THAT'S HOW THEY'RE GONNA GET THE AIR OUT. 1121 01:06:15,454 --> 01:06:17,500 METAMORPHOSIS COMPLETED, SIR. 1122 01:06:17,543 --> 01:06:19,937 SPACEBALL ONE HAS NOW BECOME... 1123 01:06:24,246 --> 01:06:25,638 MEGAMAID. 1124 01:06:26,030 --> 01:06:27,292 GOOD! 1125 01:06:27,336 --> 01:06:28,598 REMARKABLE. 1126 01:06:28,641 --> 01:06:32,906 NOW, COMMENCE OPERATION VACU-SUCK. 1127 01:06:39,261 --> 01:06:42,438 SUCK. SUCK. SUCK! 1128 01:06:56,017 --> 01:06:58,845 GOODBYE, LITTLE VESPA. 1129 01:07:00,630 --> 01:07:05,113 MY LITTLE BABY VESPA. 1130 01:07:12,381 --> 01:07:14,383 THE AIR BAG, IT'S ALMOST FULL. 1131 01:07:14,426 --> 01:07:15,471 WHAT DO WE DO? 1132 01:07:19,388 --> 01:07:20,780 WE'VE GOTTA ACT FAST. 1133 01:07:20,824 --> 01:07:22,913 STEP ONE: WE REVERSE THE VACUUM 1134 01:07:22,956 --> 01:07:24,784 AND BLOW THE AIR BACK ONTO THE PLANET. 1135 01:07:24,828 --> 01:07:28,179 STEP 2: WE DESTROY THAT THING. 1136 01:07:28,223 --> 01:07:29,833 BUT ISN'T THAT DANGEROUS? 1137 01:07:29,876 --> 01:07:31,356 EXTREMELY. 1138 01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:36,013 PLUS, I DON'T KNOW HOW THE HELL WE'RE GONNA DO IT. 1139 01:07:36,057 --> 01:07:37,928 WHAT ABOUT THAT RINGYOGURT GAVE YOU? 1140 01:07:37,971 --> 01:07:40,104 OH, YEAH. BUT... 1141 01:07:40,148 --> 01:07:42,411 COME ON, BOSS. GIVE IT A SHOT! 1142 01:07:42,454 --> 01:07:44,456 OK. HERE GOES NOTHIN'. 1143 01:07:54,118 --> 01:07:55,902 LOOK AT THAT. 1144 01:07:55,946 --> 01:07:56,990 WOW! 1145 01:07:57,034 --> 01:07:59,123 IT'S--IT'S WORKING. 1146 01:08:00,864 --> 01:08:02,692 COME ON, SCHWARTZ! 1147 01:08:02,735 --> 01:08:06,522 COME ON, SCHWARTZ! COME ON, SCHWARTZ! 1148 01:08:11,788 --> 01:08:13,398 HELMET, WHAT'S GOING ON? 1149 01:08:13,442 --> 01:08:14,921 SANDURZ, WHAT'S GOING ON? 1150 01:08:14,965 --> 01:08:16,967 IT'S MEGAMAID. 1151 01:08:17,010 --> 01:08:18,882 SHE'S GONEFROM SUCK TO BLOW. 1152 01:08:18,925 --> 01:08:22,320 WHAT? THEY'RE GETTING ALL THEIR AIR BACK. DO SOMETHING. 1153 01:08:22,364 --> 01:08:23,756 DO SOMETHING! 1154 01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:25,106 DO SOMETHING! 1155 01:08:41,296 --> 01:08:42,949 I'M BREATHING. 1156 01:08:43,994 --> 01:08:45,126 AIR. 1157 01:08:47,258 --> 01:08:48,999 AIR! 1158 01:08:57,181 --> 01:08:58,661 DIM THE LIGHTS. 1159 01:08:58,704 --> 01:08:59,966 DIMMING THE LIGHTS. 1160 01:09:00,010 --> 01:09:01,490 GO TO INFRARED. 1161 01:09:01,533 --> 01:09:02,752 GOING TO INFRARED. 1162 01:09:02,795 --> 01:09:03,970 PRAY TO GOD. 1163 01:09:04,014 --> 01:09:05,363 PRAYING TO GOD. 1164 01:09:14,329 --> 01:09:16,505 CAREFUL. CAREFUL. 1165 01:09:24,208 --> 01:09:25,818 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? 1166 01:09:25,862 --> 01:09:26,950 SCANNING. 1167 01:09:34,349 --> 01:09:36,220 THERE'S GOTTA BE A SELF-DESTRUCT MECHANISM 1168 01:09:36,264 --> 01:09:38,309 SOMEWHERE IN THE CENTRAL BRAIN AREA. 1169 01:09:42,966 --> 01:09:44,620 I THINK WE JUST FOUND IT. 1170 01:09:44,663 --> 01:09:45,751 WHERE? 1171 01:09:45,795 --> 01:09:47,013 WATCH. 1172 01:09:51,757 --> 01:09:54,107 BINGO! THERE IT IS. 1173 01:09:55,152 --> 01:09:57,720 IT'S RIGHT BELOW US. 1174 01:09:57,763 --> 01:09:59,112 PUT HER IN HOVER, BARF. 1175 01:09:59,156 --> 01:10:01,376 PUTTING HER IN HOVER. 1176 01:10:01,419 --> 01:10:02,942 I'M GOING DOWN THERE. 1177 01:10:02,986 --> 01:10:05,118 HE'S GOING DOWN THERE. 1178 01:10:05,162 --> 01:10:06,598 I WOULDN'T. 1179 01:10:48,336 --> 01:10:50,512 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN'? 1180 01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:54,255 THE VULCAN NECK PINCH? 1181 01:10:54,298 --> 01:10:57,040 NO, NO, NO, STUPID.YOU GOT IT MUCH TOO HIGH. 1182 01:10:57,083 --> 01:10:59,999 IT'S DOWN HEREWHERE THE SHOULDERMEETS THE NECK. 1183 01:11:00,043 --> 01:11:01,305 LIKE THIS? 1184 01:11:01,349 --> 01:11:02,480 YEAH. 1185 01:11:05,091 --> 01:11:06,310 THANKS. 1186 01:11:12,055 --> 01:11:14,884 HAND PRINT IDENTIFICATION, PLEASE. 1187 01:11:14,927 --> 01:11:18,061 HAND PRINT IDENTIFICATION, PLEASE. 1188 01:11:18,104 --> 01:11:20,716 HAND PRINT IDENTIFICATION, PLEASE. 1189 01:11:20,759 --> 01:11:22,283 HAND PRINT-- 1190 01:11:25,286 --> 01:11:26,852 THANKS AGAIN. 1191 01:11:34,773 --> 01:11:36,122 IS THAT YOU, MYLAR? 1192 01:11:47,177 --> 01:11:49,484 WHO ARE YOU?WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT? 1193 01:11:49,527 --> 01:11:50,659 THIS! 1194 01:11:56,186 --> 01:11:58,014 SWEET DREAMS. 1195 01:12:15,161 --> 01:12:17,903 NOT SO FAST, LONE STARR. 1196 01:12:17,947 --> 01:12:19,514 HELMET. 1197 01:12:19,557 --> 01:12:23,953 SO. AT LAST WE MEET FOR THE FIRST TIME FOR THE LAST TIME. 1198 01:12:26,738 --> 01:12:28,523 BEFORE YOU DIE, 1199 01:12:28,566 --> 01:12:31,569 THERE IS SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT US, LONE STARR. 1200 01:12:32,265 --> 01:12:34,398 WHAT? 1201 01:12:34,442 --> 01:12:38,533 I AM YOUR FATHER'S BROTHER'S NEPHEW'S COUSIN'S FORMER ROOMMATE. 1202 01:12:42,188 --> 01:12:43,799 WHAT'S THAT MAKE US? 1203 01:12:43,842 --> 01:12:46,105 ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! 1204 01:12:46,149 --> 01:12:48,499 WHICH IS WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO BECOME. 1205 01:12:50,022 --> 01:12:51,937 PREPARE TO DIE. 1206 01:12:59,380 --> 01:13:04,210 YOU HAVE THE RING, AND I SEE YOUR SCHWARTZ IS AS BIG AS MINE. 1207 01:13:06,343 --> 01:13:09,520 NOW LET'S SEE HOW WELL YOU HANDLE IT. 1208 01:13:32,238 --> 01:13:34,371 UM, HE DID IT. 1209 01:13:35,067 --> 01:13:36,112 WHAT? 1210 01:13:52,911 --> 01:13:57,046 SHIT! I HATE IT WHEN I GET MY SCHWARTZ TWISTED. 1211 01:13:57,089 --> 01:14:00,441 OK. MAYBE IF I PUT MY LEG UP ON YOURS, 1212 01:14:00,484 --> 01:14:02,399 YOU KNOW, WE COULD SCOOT APART, LIKE... 1213 01:14:02,443 --> 01:14:04,793 GOOD. YEAH, ON 3. 1, 2, 3, GO! 1214 01:14:42,483 --> 01:14:43,440 OH. 1215 01:14:47,531 --> 01:14:52,580 SO, LONE STARR, YOGURT HAS TAUGHT YOU WELL. 1216 01:14:52,623 --> 01:14:56,453 IF THERE'S ONE THING I DESPISE, IT IS A FAIR FIGHT. 1217 01:14:56,497 --> 01:14:58,586 BUT IF I MUST, THEN I MUST. 1218 01:14:58,629 --> 01:15:00,370 MAY THE BEST MAN WIN. 1219 01:15:01,371 --> 01:15:02,764 PUT HER THERE. 1220 01:15:06,681 --> 01:15:08,596 THE RING! 1221 01:15:08,639 --> 01:15:11,381 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK. 1222 01:15:11,424 --> 01:15:12,556 WHAT A GOOF! 1223 01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:15,646 WHAT'S WITH YOU, MAN? COME ON. 1224 01:15:15,690 --> 01:15:16,952 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1225 01:15:16,995 --> 01:15:18,519 HERE, LET ME GIVE IT BACK TO YOU. 1226 01:15:18,562 --> 01:15:20,738 OH! OH, LOOK AT THAT! YOU FELL FOR THAT, TOO. 1227 01:15:20,782 --> 01:15:22,871 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, MAN. 1228 01:15:24,786 --> 01:15:30,052 SO, LONE STARR, NOW YOU SEE THAT EVIL WILL ALWAYS TRIUMPH 1229 01:15:30,095 --> 01:15:31,923 BECAUSE GOOD IS DUMB. 1230 01:15:41,585 --> 01:15:44,327 VERY IMPRESSIVE, LONE STARR. 1231 01:15:44,370 --> 01:15:48,113 TOO BAD THIS ISN'T THE WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS. 1232 01:15:48,157 --> 01:15:50,115 USE THE SCHWARTZ, LONE STARR. 1233 01:15:50,159 --> 01:15:51,508 USE THE SCHWARTZ. 1234 01:15:51,552 --> 01:15:53,771 I CAN'T. I LOST THE RING. 1235 01:15:53,815 --> 01:15:56,687 FORGET THE RING. THE RING IS BUPKIS. 1236 01:15:56,731 --> 01:15:59,385 I FOUND IT IN A CRACKER JACK BOX. 1237 01:15:59,429 --> 01:16:01,779 THE SCHWARTZ IS IN YOU, LONE STARR. 1238 01:16:01,823 --> 01:16:03,520 IT'S IN YOU. 1239 01:16:03,564 --> 01:16:05,870 ALL RIGHT. I'LL TRY. 1240 01:16:05,914 --> 01:16:08,743 SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR 2 BEST FRIENDS. 1241 01:16:08,786 --> 01:16:11,702 AND I DON'T MEAN YOUR PALS IN THE WINNEBAGO. 1242 01:16:20,581 --> 01:16:23,453 THANK YOU FOR PRESSING THE SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON. 1243 01:16:23,496 --> 01:16:26,369 THIS SHIP WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN 3 MINUTES. 1244 01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:32,636 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1245 01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:34,682 WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?PARIS? 1246 01:16:34,725 --> 01:16:37,206 THANK YOU FOR PRESSING THE SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON. 1247 01:16:37,249 --> 01:16:38,816 THIS SHIP WILL SELF-DESTRUCT 1248 01:16:38,860 --> 01:16:41,514 IN EXACTLY 2 MINUTES AND 45 SECONDS. 1249 01:16:41,558 --> 01:16:43,038 YOU'VE GOT TO STOP IT. 1250 01:16:43,081 --> 01:16:44,430 IS THERE ANY WAYTO STOP IT? 1251 01:16:44,474 --> 01:16:46,607 I CAN'T. IT'S IRREVERSIBLE. 1252 01:16:46,650 --> 01:16:48,434 LIKE MY RAINCOAT. 1253 01:16:48,478 --> 01:16:51,263 ATTENTION, THIS IS COL. SANDURZ IN FORWARD COMMAND. 1254 01:16:51,307 --> 01:16:52,787 ABANDON SHIP! ABANDON SHIP! 1255 01:16:52,830 --> 01:16:55,616 ALL PERSONNEL PROCEED TO ESCAPE PODS. 1256 01:16:55,659 --> 01:16:58,575 CLOSE DOWN THE CIRCUS. EVACUATE THE ZOO. 1257 01:16:58,619 --> 01:17:01,012 THE SELF-DESTRUCT MECHANISM HAS BEEN ACTIVATED. 1258 01:17:01,056 --> 01:17:02,797 ABANDON SHIP. 1259 01:17:02,840 --> 01:17:05,626 SANDURZ. SANDURZ,YOU GOTTA HELP ME. 1260 01:17:05,669 --> 01:17:06,714 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 1261 01:17:06,757 --> 01:17:09,281 I CAN'T MAKE DECISIONS.I'M A PRESIDENT! 1262 01:17:09,325 --> 01:17:11,719 THIS IS YOUR 2-MINUTE WARNING. 1263 01:17:11,762 --> 01:17:14,765 THIS SHIP WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN EXACTLY 2 MINUTES. 1264 01:17:14,809 --> 01:17:17,942 LAUNCH ALL ESCAPE PODS AS SOON AS THEY ARE FILLED. 1265 01:17:17,986 --> 01:17:19,857 WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHERE IS HE? 1266 01:17:20,684 --> 01:17:22,773 ♪ SPACEBALLS 1267 01:17:22,817 --> 01:17:24,514 ♪ WATCH OUT 1268 01:17:26,821 --> 01:17:28,823 WHERE IS HE?HERE. 1269 01:17:28,866 --> 01:17:32,261 WE'VE GOT A MINUTE AND 40BEFORE THE END OF THE WORLD.HANG ON. 1270 01:17:32,304 --> 01:17:34,263 ♪ SPACEBALLS 1271 01:17:35,656 --> 01:17:37,048 FULL THROTTLE.FULL THROTTLE. 1272 01:17:37,092 --> 01:17:38,180 GO TO HYPER-JETS! 1273 01:17:38,223 --> 01:17:40,486 GOING TO HYPER-JETS. 1274 01:17:40,530 --> 01:17:44,665 ♪ IF YOU'RE LIVIN' IN A BUBBLE AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CARE ♪ 1275 01:17:44,708 --> 01:17:46,623 HEY, GET OUT OF THERE. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 1276 01:17:46,667 --> 01:17:48,190 PIZZA TO GO! 1277 01:17:50,540 --> 01:17:52,455 ♪ THEN YOU'RE GONNA BE IN TROUBLE 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA STEAL YOUR AIR ♪ 1278 01:17:55,632 --> 01:17:57,678 ♪ 'CAUSE WHAT YOU GOT IS WHAT WE NEED ♪ 1279 01:17:57,721 --> 01:17:59,462 ♪ AND ALL WE DO IS DIRTY DEEDS ♪ 1280 01:17:59,505 --> 01:18:02,073 ♪ WE'RE THE SPACEBALLS! 1281 01:18:03,379 --> 01:18:06,121 ♪ WE'RE THE SPACEBALLS 1282 01:18:10,081 --> 01:18:12,475 HEY, HEY, HEY. THAT'S MY ESCAPE POD. WHO ARE YOU? 1283 01:18:12,518 --> 01:18:14,085 I'M THE BEARDED LADY. 1284 01:18:14,129 --> 01:18:16,261 WHAT ARE YOU, ONE OF THE FREAKS? 1285 01:18:18,176 --> 01:18:20,875 COME BACK! THAT'S MY POD! 1286 01:18:20,918 --> 01:18:22,050 NO! 1287 01:18:25,183 --> 01:18:27,882 COME BACK, YOU FAT, BEARDED BITCH! 1288 01:18:29,100 --> 01:18:31,624 ONE POD LEFT. AND 3 OF US. 1289 01:18:31,668 --> 01:18:33,539 AND I'M THE PRESIDENT. 1290 01:18:33,583 --> 01:18:35,759 WELL, BOYS,IT'S A VERY LOVELY SHIP. 1291 01:18:35,803 --> 01:18:38,283 I THINK YOU SHOULD GO DOWN WITH IT. 1292 01:18:38,327 --> 01:18:39,632 GOODBYE! 1293 01:18:42,810 --> 01:18:45,638 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THIS SEAT BELT? 1294 01:18:53,995 --> 01:18:57,172 THIS SHIP WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN 20 SECONDS. 1295 01:18:57,215 --> 01:19:00,566 THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO PUSH THE CANCELLATION BUTTON. 1296 01:19:00,610 --> 01:19:02,612 CANCELLATION BUTTON?HURRY! 1297 01:19:04,309 --> 01:19:06,529 ♪ SPACEBALLS 1298 01:19:10,315 --> 01:19:11,577 WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS IT? 1299 01:19:11,621 --> 01:19:13,405 IT'S GOTTA BE HERE. 1300 01:19:13,449 --> 01:19:14,798 OUT OF ORDER? 1301 01:19:14,842 --> 01:19:16,887 FUCK! EVEN IN THE FUTURE NOTHIN' WORKS. 1302 01:19:16,931 --> 01:19:20,325 THIS SHIP WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN EXACTLY 10 SECONDS. 1303 01:19:21,631 --> 01:19:23,285 COUNTING DOWN. 1304 01:19:23,328 --> 01:19:24,939 10. 9. 1305 01:19:25,548 --> 01:19:27,158 8. 6. 1306 01:19:27,202 --> 01:19:29,552 6? WHAT HAPPENED TO 7? 1307 01:19:29,595 --> 01:19:31,423 JUST KIDDING. 1308 01:19:31,467 --> 01:19:33,599 THERE'S THE OTHER END. FASTER! 1309 01:19:33,643 --> 01:19:36,602 6. 5. 4. 1310 01:19:36,646 --> 01:19:39,562 3. 2. 1. 1311 01:19:40,258 --> 01:19:41,607 HAVE A NICE DAY. 1312 01:19:41,651 --> 01:19:43,696 THANK YOU. 1313 01:19:53,924 --> 01:19:56,187 WE DID IT! 1314 01:20:02,628 --> 01:20:04,369 WE ALL DID IT. 1315 01:20:23,258 --> 01:20:27,958 SO, I GUESS YOU MIGHT CALL THAT A CASE OF MAN BITES DROID? 1316 01:20:30,613 --> 01:20:31,962 ON A SADDER NOTE, 1317 01:20:32,006 --> 01:20:35,661 PIZZA THE HUTT FAMED HALF MAN, HALF PIZZA, 1318 01:20:35,705 --> 01:20:38,012 WAS FOUND DEAD EARLIER TODAY, 1319 01:20:38,055 --> 01:20:40,797 IN THE BACK SEAT OF HIS STRETCHED LIMO. 1320 01:20:40,841 --> 01:20:42,930 EVIDENTLY, THE NOTORIOUS GANGSTER 1321 01:20:42,973 --> 01:20:47,673 BECAME LOCKED IN HIS CAR AND ATE HIMSELF TO DEATH. 1322 01:20:47,717 --> 01:20:51,721 COMING UP, PONGO'S REVIEW OFROCKY 5,000. 1323 01:20:52,765 --> 01:20:54,332 PONGO. 1324 01:20:54,376 --> 01:20:55,507 WHOEVER SAID WHEN YOU'VE SEEN... 1325 01:20:55,551 --> 01:20:57,945 DID YOU HEAR THAT? PIZZA KICKED THE BUCKET. 1326 01:20:57,988 --> 01:20:59,772 NOW WE DON'T HAVE TOPAY HIM THE MILLION. 1327 01:20:59,816 --> 01:21:02,427 WE CAN KEEP ITFOR OURSELVES. 1328 01:21:02,471 --> 01:21:03,559 YEAH. 1329 01:21:21,925 --> 01:21:24,058 DADDY! OH, DADDY! 1330 01:21:24,101 --> 01:21:25,494 OH, VESPA, MY DARLING. 1331 01:21:25,537 --> 01:21:27,235 I THOUGHTI'D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN. 1332 01:21:27,278 --> 01:21:28,976 OH, MY SWEET LITTLE DAUGHTER. 1333 01:21:29,019 --> 01:21:31,804 I'M SO HAPPYTHAT YOU'RE HOME AND SAFE. 1334 01:21:31,848 --> 01:21:33,197 AND, LITTLE VESPA, 1335 01:21:33,241 --> 01:21:35,634 HERE'S SOMEONE ELSEWHO'S HAPPY TO SEE YOU. 1336 01:21:38,550 --> 01:21:41,902 OH, HELLO.WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 1337 01:21:57,743 --> 01:21:59,180 THANKS, HON. 1338 01:22:03,880 --> 01:22:07,057 ♪ HELLO, BABY 1339 01:22:11,844 --> 01:22:14,935 HIYA, BIG STUFF. HI, DREAM. 1340 01:22:14,978 --> 01:22:16,632 WHAT WILL YOU HAVE? 1341 01:22:16,675 --> 01:22:19,243 WE JUST GOT A COUPLE MINUTESWHILE WE'RE GASSING UP.WHAT'S READY? 1342 01:22:19,287 --> 01:22:21,811 I CAN GIVE YOU THE SPACE SOUP,OR THE SPACE SPECIAL. 1343 01:22:21,854 --> 01:22:23,813 UM, I'LL HAVE THE SOUP. 1344 01:22:23,856 --> 01:22:24,945 OK. 1345 01:22:24,988 --> 01:22:27,643 I'LL HAVE THE CLEAVAGE. UH, SPECIAL. 1346 01:22:28,861 --> 01:22:31,952 OK, ONE SPECIAL AND ONE SOUP. 1347 01:22:34,606 --> 01:22:35,912 READY TO ORDER? 1348 01:22:35,956 --> 01:22:37,044 HI, YES. 1349 01:22:37,087 --> 01:22:38,480 WE'LL BOTHHAVE THE LUNAFISH. 1350 01:22:38,523 --> 01:22:39,872 OH, ANYTHING TO DRINK? 1351 01:22:39,916 --> 01:22:42,353 HEY, HEY. WATCH WHEREYOU'RE STICKIN' THAT THING. 1352 01:22:42,397 --> 01:22:45,748 HUH? OH, LOOK, IT'S GOTA MIND OF ITS OWN, SWEETHEART. 1353 01:22:45,791 --> 01:22:47,968 I CAN'T DO A THING WITH IT. 1354 01:22:53,016 --> 01:22:53,974 WHAT? 1355 01:22:54,017 --> 01:22:55,758 SO, WE WERE LOST. 1356 01:22:55,801 --> 01:22:57,803 NONE OF US KNEW WHERE WE WERE. 1357 01:22:57,847 --> 01:23:01,764 AND THEN HARRY BEGAN FEELIN' AROUND ON ALL THE TREES. 1358 01:23:01,807 --> 01:23:05,768 THEN HE SAID, "I GOT IT. WE ON PLUTO." 1359 01:23:05,811 --> 01:23:07,988 AND WE SAY, "HARRY, HOW CAN YOU TELL?" 1360 01:23:08,031 --> 01:23:10,947 HE SAID, "FROM THE BARK, YOU DUMMIES." 1361 01:23:10,991 --> 01:23:11,992 FROM THE BARK. 1362 01:23:16,866 --> 01:23:18,346 IS HE ALL RIGHT? 1363 01:23:18,389 --> 01:23:20,130 OH, YEAH, YEAH. THE GUY DIGS ME. 1364 01:23:20,174 --> 01:23:22,176 HEY, WHAT'S WRONGWITH THIS GUY? 1365 01:23:22,219 --> 01:23:23,786 I DON'T KNOW. 1366 01:23:26,093 --> 01:23:27,790 BRING HIM SOME WATER! 1367 01:23:27,833 --> 01:23:29,096 WATER, MY ASS! 1368 01:23:29,139 --> 01:23:30,923 BRING THIS GUY SOME PEPTO-BISMOL! 1369 01:23:32,055 --> 01:23:34,753 WAITRESS! WAITRESS! WHAT DID HE ORDER? 1370 01:23:34,797 --> 01:23:36,799 OH, HE HAD THE SPECIAL. 1371 01:23:36,842 --> 01:23:38,105 THAT'S WHAT I ORDERED. 1372 01:23:38,148 --> 01:23:39,889 CHANGE MY ORDER TO THE SOUP. 1373 01:23:39,932 --> 01:23:40,890 GOOD MOVE. 1374 01:23:49,855 --> 01:23:52,945 OH, NO. NOT AGAIN! 1375 01:24:04,870 --> 01:24:07,351 ♪ HELLO, MY BABY, HELLO, MY HONEY ♪ 1376 01:24:07,395 --> 01:24:09,571 ♪ HELLO, MY RAGTIME GAL 1377 01:24:09,614 --> 01:24:11,877 ♪ SEND ME A KISS BY WIRE 1378 01:24:11,921 --> 01:24:14,184 ♪ BABY, MY HEART'S ON FIRE 1379 01:24:14,228 --> 01:24:15,664 ♪ IF YOU REFUSE ME 1380 01:24:15,707 --> 01:24:16,839 ♪ HONEY, YOU'LL LOSE ME 1381 01:24:16,882 --> 01:24:18,232 ♪ THEN YOU'LLBE LEFT ALONE ♪ 1382 01:24:18,275 --> 01:24:22,714 ♪ OH BABY, TELEPHONEAND TELL ME I'M YOUR OWN ♪ 1383 01:24:26,066 --> 01:24:27,806 CHECK, PLEASE. 1384 01:24:38,208 --> 01:24:40,471 5 MINUTES TO MAGIC TIME. 1385 01:24:40,515 --> 01:24:42,125 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, MY DEAR? 1386 01:24:42,169 --> 01:24:44,127 YOU LOOK A LITTLE FLIGHTY. 1387 01:24:44,171 --> 01:24:45,476 DON'T WORRYABOUT ME, FATHER. 1388 01:24:45,520 --> 01:24:47,913 I'M COMPLETELY OVER HIM. 1389 01:24:47,957 --> 01:24:50,829 HUH! DIDN'T EVEN STAYFOR THE WEDDING. 1390 01:24:50,873 --> 01:24:53,615 JUST GRABBEDHIS MILLION SPACE BUCKSAND RAN. 1391 01:24:53,658 --> 01:24:55,356 HE DIDN'T TAKE THE MILLION. 1392 01:24:56,008 --> 01:24:57,532 HE DIDN'T? 1393 01:24:57,575 --> 01:25:01,971 NO. HE JUST TOOK 248 SPACE BUCKS FOR LUNCH, GAS, AND TOLLS. 1394 01:25:12,590 --> 01:25:14,853 I STILL CAN'T BELIEVEYOU TURNED DOWN THE MONEY. 1395 01:25:14,897 --> 01:25:16,899 AT LEAST WE COULD HAVESTAYED FOR THE WEDDING FEAST. 1396 01:25:16,942 --> 01:25:18,292 I'M STARVIN'. 1397 01:25:18,335 --> 01:25:19,902 HAVE YOU GOT ANYTHINGTO EAT? 1398 01:25:19,945 --> 01:25:21,338 NAH. 1399 01:25:21,382 --> 01:25:22,731 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. 1400 01:25:22,774 --> 01:25:24,950 YOGURT GAVE ME THAT FORTUNE COOKIE. 1401 01:25:24,994 --> 01:25:26,300 HERE, CHOW DOWN. 1402 01:25:26,343 --> 01:25:28,302 WOW, THANKS.I'LL SPLIT IT WITH YOU. 1403 01:25:28,345 --> 01:25:29,303 NO. 1404 01:25:29,346 --> 01:25:30,347 OK. 1405 01:25:34,177 --> 01:25:35,309 YOGURT! 1406 01:25:35,352 --> 01:25:37,006 HELLO, BOYS. 1407 01:25:37,049 --> 01:25:38,877 WELL, YOU OPENED YOUR FORTUNE COOKIE, 1408 01:25:38,921 --> 01:25:40,488 SO HERE'S YOUR FORTUNE. 1409 01:25:40,531 --> 01:25:43,012 LONE STARR, YOU KNOW THAT MEDALLION 1410 01:25:43,055 --> 01:25:44,448 THAT YOU WEAR AROUND YOUR NECK, 1411 01:25:44,492 --> 01:25:46,320 BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS? 1412 01:25:46,363 --> 01:25:48,017 WELL, HERE'S WHAT IT MEANS. 1413 01:25:48,060 --> 01:25:49,932 IT'S A ROYAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE. 1414 01:25:49,975 --> 01:25:52,761 YES! YOUR FATHER WAS A KING. 1415 01:25:52,804 --> 01:25:54,589 YOUR MOTHER WAS A QUEEN. 1416 01:25:54,632 --> 01:25:58,114 WHICH MAKES YOU A CERTIFIED PRINCE. 1417 01:25:58,158 --> 01:26:01,117 HEY, I'M A PRINCE! 1418 01:26:01,161 --> 01:26:03,163 I'M A PRINCE. WHICH MEANS-- 1419 01:26:03,206 --> 01:26:04,947 WHICH MEANS, IF YOU HURRY, 1420 01:26:04,990 --> 01:26:07,384 THERE COULD BE A PRINCESS IN YOUR FUTURE. 1421 01:26:07,428 --> 01:26:08,907 NOW IF YOU WANT TO GET BACK THERE 1422 01:26:08,951 --> 01:26:10,648 BEFORE SHE MARRIES SLEEPING BEAUTY, 1423 01:26:10,692 --> 01:26:13,825 THERE'S A SPECIAL CAN OF FUEL IN YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT. 1424 01:26:13,869 --> 01:26:15,000 GOOD LUCK, BOYS. 1425 01:26:15,044 --> 01:26:16,001 BYE, YOGURT. 1426 01:26:16,045 --> 01:26:18,787 AND, YOGURT, THANKS. 1427 01:26:18,830 --> 01:26:20,223 YOU'RE WELCOME. 1428 01:26:20,267 --> 01:26:24,923 AND MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU! 1429 01:26:28,013 --> 01:26:29,580 OH, WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD-- 1430 01:26:29,624 --> 01:26:31,495 BARF, OPEN THAT GLOVE COMPARTMENT. 1431 01:26:31,539 --> 01:26:33,584 YOU GOT IT,YOUR HIGHNESS. 1432 01:26:37,022 --> 01:26:39,764 WOW! LIQUID SCHWARTZ! 1433 01:26:39,808 --> 01:26:41,636 QUICK, POUR IT IN THE EMERGENCY TANK. 1434 01:26:41,679 --> 01:26:42,854 RIGHT. 1435 01:26:46,075 --> 01:26:47,990 LOOK AT THAT. 1436 01:26:49,034 --> 01:26:50,862 DONE! 1437 01:26:50,906 --> 01:26:53,300 HANG ON, BARF, WE'RE GONNA MAKE SPACETRACKS. 1438 01:27:46,222 --> 01:27:49,660 DEAR ME, WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS COMING OUT OF HER NOSE? 1439 01:27:51,227 --> 01:27:53,185 HEY, HEY. WATCH MY HELMET. 1440 01:27:56,450 --> 01:27:58,669 SPACEBALLS? 1441 01:27:58,713 --> 01:28:01,324 OH, SHIT. THERE GOES THE PLANET. 1442 01:28:04,327 --> 01:28:08,462 DEARLY BELOVED,WE ARE GATHERED HERE TOGETHER 1443 01:28:10,115 --> 01:28:11,378 AGAIN. 1444 01:28:11,421 --> 01:28:13,249 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL MEHE DIDN'T TAKE THE MONEY? 1445 01:28:13,293 --> 01:28:15,120 I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS IMPORTANT. 1446 01:28:15,164 --> 01:28:17,079 MAY I CONTINUE, PLEASE? 1447 01:28:17,122 --> 01:28:19,516 BESIDES, HE ASKED ME NOT TO TELL YOU. 1448 01:28:20,169 --> 01:28:22,084 THANK YOU. 1449 01:28:22,127 --> 01:28:27,089 TO JOIN PRINCESS VESPAAND PRINCESS VALIUM... 1450 01:28:28,133 --> 01:28:30,875 I'M SORRY, IT'S THE HAIR. 1451 01:28:30,919 --> 01:28:32,486 PRINCE VALIUM 1452 01:28:32,529 --> 01:28:35,097 IN THE BONDS OF HOLY MATRIMONY. 1453 01:28:35,140 --> 01:28:38,753 I SEE IT ALL NOW.DON'T YOU SEE? HE LOVES ME! 1454 01:28:38,796 --> 01:28:40,885 EXCUSE ME. I'M TRYINGTO CONDUCT A WEDDING HERE, 1455 01:28:40,929 --> 01:28:43,061 WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LOVE. PLEASE BE QUIET. 1456 01:28:43,105 --> 01:28:44,454 I'M SORRY.I'M SORRY. 1457 01:28:44,498 --> 01:28:45,890 I'M SORRY, TOO. 1458 01:28:45,934 --> 01:28:47,109 DON'T BE SORRY. BE QUIET! 1459 01:28:47,152 --> 01:28:49,154 I'M SORRY! 1460 01:28:51,809 --> 01:28:55,944 TO JOIN PRINCESS VESPA AND PRINCE VALIUM 1461 01:28:55,987 --> 01:28:58,294 IN THE BONDS OF HOLY 1462 01:28:58,338 --> 01:29:00,296 MOLY! 1463 01:29:04,431 --> 01:29:06,128 UH, MATRIMONY. 1464 01:29:06,171 --> 01:29:09,174 THAT'S HIM! I KNOWIT'S HIM. HE'S COME BACK. 1465 01:29:09,218 --> 01:29:11,307 THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA TAKENO MORE CHANCES 1466 01:29:11,351 --> 01:29:12,526 BUT TO MAKE A SHORT VERSION. 1467 01:29:12,569 --> 01:29:14,397 PRINCE VALIUM,DO YOU TAKE PRINCESS VESPA 1468 01:29:14,441 --> 01:29:16,312 TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE?UH-HUH. 1469 01:29:16,356 --> 01:29:18,358 PRINCESS VESPA,DO YOU TAKE PRINCE VALIUM 1470 01:29:18,401 --> 01:29:20,360 TO BE YOURLAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND? 1471 01:29:20,403 --> 01:29:22,971 UH, WELL, I--I SUPPOSE. 1472 01:29:23,014 --> 01:29:24,929 WELL... OH, I DON'T KNOW. 1473 01:29:24,973 --> 01:29:26,191 NO! SHE DOESN'T! 1474 01:29:26,235 --> 01:29:27,279 WHAT? 1475 01:29:32,372 --> 01:29:34,330 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 1476 01:29:34,374 --> 01:29:36,376 PRINCE LONE STARR. 1477 01:29:36,419 --> 01:29:37,899 PRINCE? 1478 01:29:37,942 --> 01:29:40,249 I JUST FOUND OUT. THAT'S WHAT THIS SAYS. 1479 01:29:40,292 --> 01:29:42,904 I'M AN HONEST TO GOD PRINCE. 1480 01:29:42,947 --> 01:29:44,906 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 1481 01:29:44,949 --> 01:29:47,169 WELL, LET ME THINK ABOUT IT. 1482 01:29:48,213 --> 01:29:49,345 YES. 1483 01:29:49,389 --> 01:29:50,390 I'M SICK OF THIS. 1484 01:29:50,433 --> 01:29:51,739 I DON'T GIVE A DAMNWHO IT IS, 1485 01:29:51,782 --> 01:29:53,915 BUT I'M GONNA MARRYSOMEBODY TODAY! 1486 01:29:53,958 --> 01:29:55,743 WHO ARE YOU?I'M THE BEST MAN. 1487 01:29:55,786 --> 01:29:57,397 WHAT'S YOUR NAME?BARF. 1488 01:29:57,440 --> 01:29:58,354 YOUR FULL NAME. 1489 01:29:58,398 --> 01:29:59,834 BARFOLOMEW. 1490 01:29:59,877 --> 01:30:02,140 ARE YOU THE ONE THAT'S GETTING MARRIED?NO. 1491 01:30:02,184 --> 01:30:04,142 THEN GET OVER THERE! 1492 01:30:04,186 --> 01:30:06,841 OK, HERE WE GO.THE SHORT, SHORT VERSION. 1493 01:30:07,407 --> 01:30:08,451 DO YOU? 1494 01:30:08,495 --> 01:30:09,626 YES. 1495 01:30:09,670 --> 01:30:10,845 DO YOU?YES! 1496 01:30:10,888 --> 01:30:13,456 GOOD. YOU'RE MARRIED. KISS HER. 1497 01:30:13,500 --> 01:30:14,849 I LOVE YOU. 1498 01:30:14,892 --> 01:30:16,328 I LOVE YOU. 1499 01:30:27,383 --> 01:30:29,864 WELL, GOODBYE, VIRGIN ALARM. 1500 01:32:47,218 --> 01:32:51,396 ♪ IF YOU'RE LIVIN' IN A BUBBLE AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CARE ♪ 1501 01:32:54,704 --> 01:32:56,576 ♪ WELL YOU'RE GONNA BE IN TROUBLE ♪ 1502 01:32:56,619 --> 01:32:59,274 ♪ 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA STEAL YOUR AIR ♪ 1503 01:33:02,059 --> 01:33:04,105 ♪ 'CAUSE WHAT YOU GOT IS WHAT WE NEED ♪ 1504 01:33:04,148 --> 01:33:06,107 ♪ AND ALL WE DO IS DIRTY DEEDS ♪ 1505 01:33:06,150 --> 01:33:08,805 ♪ WE'RE THE SPACEBALLS 1506 01:33:08,849 --> 01:33:12,592 ♪ WATCH OUT! WE'RE THE SPACEBALLS ♪ 1507 01:33:13,593 --> 01:33:15,551 ♪ WE'RE THE MASTERS OF SPACE 1508 01:33:15,595 --> 01:33:17,597 ♪ HEY, DON'T MESS AROUND 1509 01:33:17,640 --> 01:33:19,599 ♪ WITH THE SPACEBALLS 1510 01:33:28,825 --> 01:33:30,784 ♪ GOING CRUISING IN A SPACESHIP ♪ 1511 01:33:30,827 --> 01:33:33,395 ♪ WE'RE SO GOOD AT BEING BAD 1512 01:33:36,528 --> 01:33:40,620 ♪ WE'LL DESTROY YOUR LITTLE PLANET IF YOU EVER GET US MAD ♪ 1513 01:33:43,623 --> 01:33:45,537 ♪ WE'RE MOTHERS OF THE GALAXY ♪ 1514 01:33:45,581 --> 01:33:47,931 ♪ YOU BETTER SCATTER WHEN YOU SEE ♪ 1515 01:33:47,975 --> 01:33:50,412 ♪ THE SPACEBALLS! 1516 01:33:50,455 --> 01:33:54,285 ♪ WATCH OUT! WE'RE THE SPACEBALLS ♪ 1517 01:33:55,112 --> 01:33:57,288 ♪ WE'RE THE MASTERS OF SPACE 1518 01:33:57,332 --> 01:33:59,029 ♪ SAY WHAT? DON'T MESS AROUND ♪ 1519 01:33:59,073 --> 01:34:01,423 ♪ WITH THE SPACEBALLS 1520 01:34:02,032 --> 01:34:03,599 ♪ WATCH OUT! 1521 01:34:32,236 --> 01:34:34,761 ♪ WE'RE MOTHERS OF THE GALAXY ♪ 1522 01:34:34,804 --> 01:34:39,809 ♪ WE'RE GONNA TAKE THE AIR YOU BREATHE ♪ 1523 01:34:39,853 --> 01:34:43,465 ♪ OH, SPACEBALLS! 1524 01:34:43,508 --> 01:34:44,684 ♪ WATCH OUT! 1525 01:34:44,727 --> 01:34:47,774 ♪ WE'RE THE SPACEBALLS 1526 01:34:47,817 --> 01:34:50,820 ♪ WE'RE THE MASTERS OF SPACE 1527 01:34:50,864 --> 01:34:54,519 ♪ DON'T MESS AROUND WITH THE SPACEBALLS ♪ 1528 01:34:54,563 --> 01:34:55,782 ♪ DUCK! WATCH OUT! 1529 01:34:55,825 --> 01:34:58,523 ♪ WE'RE THE SPACEBALLS 1530 01:34:59,524 --> 01:35:02,223 ♪ WE'RE THE MASTERS OF SPACE 1531 01:35:02,266 --> 01:35:06,009 ♪ DON'T MESS AROUND WITH THE SPACEBALLS ♪ 1532 01:35:06,053 --> 01:35:07,271 ♪ WATCH OUT! 1533 01:35:07,315 --> 01:35:09,491 ♪ WE'VE GOT A BOSSIN' LITTLE SHIP ♪ 1534 01:35:10,710 --> 01:35:13,060 ♪ SO YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR LIP ♪ 1535 01:35:14,757 --> 01:35:17,673 ♪ 'CAUSE WE'RE THE SPACEBALLS ♪ 1536 01:35:17,717 --> 01:35:19,066 ♪ WATCH OUT! 1537 01:35:19,109 --> 01:35:20,981 ♪ YOU MAY THINK THAT YOU ARE BAD ♪ 1538 01:35:22,373 --> 01:35:25,072 ♪ BUT BELIEVE YOU CAN BE HAD 1539 01:35:25,855 --> 01:35:28,771 ♪ BY THE SPACEBALLS 1540 01:35:28,815 --> 01:35:30,033 ♪ WATCH OUT! 1541 01:35:30,077 --> 01:35:32,644 ♪ WE'RE THE SPACEBALLS 1542 01:35:32,688 --> 01:35:33,689 ♪ WATCH OUT! 1543 01:35:33,733 --> 01:35:36,736 ♪ WE'RE THE SPACEBALLS 1544 01:35:36,779 --> 01:35:39,869 ♪ WE'RE THE MASTERS OF SPACE 1545 01:35:39,913 --> 01:35:43,960 ♪ DON'T MESS AROUND WITH THE SPACEBALLS ♪ 1546 01:35:45,614 --> 01:35:47,311 ♪ WE'RE SO BAD AND MEAN 1547 01:35:48,748 --> 01:35:51,576 ♪ WE MAKE NIGHTMARES OUT OF DREAMS ♪ 1548 01:35:52,664 --> 01:35:55,537 ♪ WE'RE THE SPACEBALLS 1549 01:35:56,451 --> 01:35:59,193 ♪ WE'RE THE SPACEBALLS 1550 01:36:00,672 --> 01:36:01,586 ♪ YOU BETTER 1551 01:36:01,630 --> 01:36:02,936 ♪ WATCH OUT! 104122

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