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Hey, Pim, how close are we?
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We're-- We're like in the middle
of nowhere.
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It's just a little further,
Charlie.
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Look, man, I ditched a freaking
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awesome party to come
do this with you, okay?
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So, this better not be some lame
thing with a bunch of squares.
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Trust me, Charlie,
it's gonna be really fun.
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These guys are the
DEFINITION of party animals.
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Here we are, Charlie.
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Meet Bill,
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Fillmore
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and Duncan.
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Pim, what is this?
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The UFO hunting group.
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You said last week you
were super into UFOs, right?
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I've never said anything
like that in my entire life.
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Oh, maybe that was Glep.
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- Salutations, Pim.
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Who's the newbie?
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Hello, Bill.
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This is Charlie,
my best friend.
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- Yes, yes, nice
to meet you, Charlie.
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Any-- any friend of Pim's
is a friend of ours, yes.
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So, you guys just sit around
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and wait for an alien
to show up?
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Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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No, no, what we do is
much more exciting than that.
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Let the epic search begin.
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THERE!
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Oh, wait, sorry.
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That was just a
satellite from earlier.
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- So have any of you guys
ever actually seen a UFO?
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- UAP.
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- OF COURSE WE HAVE!
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In 2013, we may possibly,
definitely, have spotted
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a cigar-shaped craft
descend and ascend
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at incredible velocity.
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- Turned out to be a
bird, but still pretty cool.
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Why would an
alien care about us?
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I believe they're here
for peaceful reasons, yes,
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and they want us
to love each other, yes.
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- NONSENSE!
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They're DEMONS
from another dimension!
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And the only reason
we don't see them that often
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is because they cannot get
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through the DAMNED glass dome
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protecting the Flat Earth.
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Do you actually believe that,
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or -- or are you just
doing a bit right now?
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I don't just believe it,
I KNOW it!
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And they've pulled the wool
over your eyes, haven't they?
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I can tell, I could tell
when you walked over here.
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All right, okay, then how do you
explain timezones, dude?
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Ha! How much did those NASA
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lying-tists pay
you to say that, eh?
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Ah.
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What do you think
about the aliens, Duncan?
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Oh, gosh, I think Duncan
ate too many animal cookies.
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- Yeah, riveting stuff, ah,
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I--I'm gonna get
an Uber now.
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- Wait, Bill, don't you have
that experimental
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alien beacon device
you were talking about?
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- Yes, yes, I do-- I do
have it on my persons,
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but it could be very
unstable if not used correctly.
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Everyone stand back.
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That's a theremin, dude.
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What?
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Yeah, no, my uncle used to
have one of these
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when he was in his band,
The Red Gapers.
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Oh, I didn't know
it could do that.
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Oh my God!
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IT'S REAL!
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I was just
fucking around before!
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Oh my god,
it's a real UFO!
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Ahh... - Ahh...
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- Pim, wake up.
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Bill, hey, Bill.
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Oh my God!
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Dude, this has to be a dream.
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This has to be some kind
of nightmare.
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I can't hear anything.
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I think they're gone.
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Wow, not only were we
abducted by aliens,
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but I think the aliens that
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abducted us
were also abducted,
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and now we're
inside their ship,
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and they're flying
out of our galaxy.
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- Yeah, no frickin' dip.
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I-- I could've told you that.
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- Our father, who art in heaven,
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hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come,
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- Yo, either of you
guys got a lighter?
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- Uh, no. - No, sir.
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- Nah, no one
out there has a lighter.
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Sorry, man.
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Should we invite Kelsey?
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- No, fuck no, dude.
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Last time she
was here, she went psycho
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and stole my adderall
and my vape pen.
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Fuck no.
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- Um, hello?
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Sup?
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Wait, who invited you guys?
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- Uh, Gl... Zo...
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- Uh, Z - zih... zimb...
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- Xenore? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Xenore - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-That's him.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, Xenore, yeah.
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- Oh, sweet, yeah.
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Well, he's not here yet,
but come on in.
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The party's
just getting started.
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We were just about to
go to the Zeta Reticuli System
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to fuck around.
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You guys up for some
Saturday night shenanigans?
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- As fun as that
sounds, and it does sound
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really fun and everything,
you know,
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Xenore was actually the
whole reason we came here,
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so if he's not here,
we'll probably just go home,
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if that's okay.
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What?
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You guys aren't
squares, are you?
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- Uh, no, no, no,
we're, we're cool.
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We're, yeah, we're, yeah.
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- Yeah, I guess we
can hang out for a bit.
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It's Saturday after all.
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All right.
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LET'S PARTY!
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- Oh, I think
it's starting to wear off.
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All right, well, yeah.
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Hey, you know,
we did all the stuff
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you asked to prove we're cool?
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Well, we are cool,
you know.
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In fact, Pim injected that
black goo into his arm,
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you didn't even ask
him to do that, and he did it.
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But I think, -- I think
we're pretty beat, right?
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I mean, I think
it's probably about time
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we get taken
back home, right, Pim?
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- Yep, yep, that's right.
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You said it, Charlie.
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Ah, we'll just
be on our way then.
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- Wait, chill, chill.
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We're not done yet.
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We saved the best for last.
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If you guys
really aren't squares,
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you'll have no problem
vaporizing this planet.
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It's gonna be so
fucking funny.
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Is-- is there life
on that planet?
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Ah, yeah,
it's only one of the oldest
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and most populated
civilizations in the galaxy.
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That's kinda what makes
the prank funny, dude.
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Come on, if you
guys do this last thing,
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we'll take
you home right after.
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Like immediately,
we'll turn the ship around
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and take you guys back.
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- Oh yeah,
yeah. - Sure, yeah.
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We will, right?
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- Of course.
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I can't do it.
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I'm sorry, I'd rather
be stuck on this ship
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for the rest of my life
than commit such a horrible
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atrocity against
so many innocent beings.
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I don't think you understand.
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If you don't do this,
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you're gonna spend the rest of
your life inside this.
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We threw some nerds in this Zeep
torture device yesterday
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because they didn't wanna
put a CD holder up their ass.
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Every second feels like
a thousand years to them.
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So are you
guys cool or not?
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Charlie, I can't go
into that thing.
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That's hell.
Yeah, no, it's-- its okay, Pim.
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Look, we'll just --
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we'll just destroy the planet,
kill everybody,
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and then never talk
about this again.
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All right, we did it.
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- Oh God!
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- Oh, I can't believe it,
that's so great.
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- Dude, you guys
are total psychopaths.
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Nobody was on that planet.
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It was completely empty.
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- What?
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-And there's no such thing
as a Zeep torture device.
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That's like
Black Mirror shit, dude.
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This is an LED
I got off of Alibaba.
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- Hahaha, - Alibaba.
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All right, can you please
just take us home now?
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This ship only
goes one way.
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We can't even go backwards.
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- Yeah, we were never able
to take you guys back home.
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- You know what, you know
you guys are losers, right.
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Oh yeah, you
party at pull pranks.
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You guys aren't cool.
You're-- you're childish.
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You're childish.
-Childish,
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oh, fuck you, man!
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Fuck off.
-Oh, whoa..
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We don't need to--
We don't need to talk like this.
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Can we just calm down.
-No, no, Pim, I'm not done,
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I'm not done.
-Charlie, Charlie,
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- There's no point.
- No, we don't know a Xenore.
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We made him up, we lied.
- Oh, oh, oh, no, you lied.
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-Yeah, yeah.
-Fuck, no!
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- No, you didn't.
You lied about Xenore.
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- I'm over you big guy, what are
you gonna do come on.
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- Come on...
- Calm down, Charlie. Calm down.
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HIT ME! HIT ME!
HIT ME IN THE FACE I DARE YOU!
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- Come on, lets do this!
Fuck you.
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I am DONE!
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Who do you think you are
talking to us like that.
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You are being
detained for destruction of
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public property
and disturbing the peace.
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Do not exit your
vehicle and remain calm.
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- Holy shit, it's the cops.
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- What the cops?
Oh my God, everybody,
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We gotta bail.
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- Come on, come on, come on.
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To my space car!
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-You have a space car?
-I have a space car.
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Charlie, look,
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the first aliens that
abducted us are still alive.
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- Pim, I've known you
for seven years
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and I never thought
I'd say this to you, but,
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I'm gonna go ahead
and fly that alien saucer.
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Charlie, I support
you 100 percent.
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Well, Pim, I guess
you were right.
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Aliens exist
and I hate their guts.
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I hate aliens, hey, sue me.
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- Yeah, I -- I kind of imagined
that they'd be a bit more,
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benevolent?
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But yeah, hey, at least you got
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that Saturday
night party you wanted.
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- So true, Pim, so true,
but you know what, man?
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Like, I feel like I'm probably
getting a little bit too old
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for this party stuff anyways.
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And besides, can you
really top an alien party?
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You know what I mean?
-I know what you mean.
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-Can you top an alien party?
-I hear you, Charlie,
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-I know what you mean.
-I don't think you can.
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-I don't think you can.
-I don't think you can.
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I don't think you can.
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Hey, by the way, when we
were like, running out
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did you see that alien Tony Hawk
game that they were playing?
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- Yeah, I did
see that, actually.
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It looked pretty fun.
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You don't think I'd be able to
like, get that on Earth anywhere
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do you, like,
buy that somewhere?
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Ummm... like the alien game?
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- Yeah, torrent it...
like, yeah, the alien game?
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- I think it'd be
pretty hard, only,
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only because
it is an alien game.
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I think it, yeah,
I don't think so.
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Yeah, I-- I was just wondering,
it's stupid, even to ask.
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- Oh, I think we're
approaching Earth.
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- Cool, I've always
wanted to see it from space.
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- Wait, what?
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Wh-- What am I looking at?
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What is that?
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- Charlie, that--
that's not Earth, right?
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- Pim, that's completely flat.
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That's 100--
That's 100 percent flat, dude.
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- I know, that's what I'm saying
that can't be real, right?
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That's not--
-We're looking at it, dude.
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The Earth i-- is flat...
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The Earth, oh, I'm just looking,
I don't know.
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The Earth is flat.
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Charlie, the Earth can't
actually be flat, right?
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- There's the glass dome, dude,
dude, oh my God, dude.
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- Oh my--
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- This can't be real.
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-I need to sit down.
-This can't--
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- Pim, we -- we need to take
this to the grave.
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We cannot tell anybody,
this changes literally every,
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this changes everything.
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No-- I-- I know-- I can--,
we can never tell anyone.
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- I might actually puke,
get back a little.
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Im gonna puke, stay back.
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- Oh my, I'm gonna throw up.
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- Okay, I'm gonna throw up.
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- The Earth is flat, Charlie.
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- I know.
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- No, you've
got the wrong people.
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We didn't kill our friends.
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The UFO took them.
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IT WAS THE UFO!
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- Yeah, whatever
you say, buddy.
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