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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,173 --> 00:00:09,634 Good evening and welcome to Worm News. 2 00:00:09,884 --> 00:00:11,219 I'm your host, William Worm. 3 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:13,179 Yes, and I'm Wendy Worm. 4 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:15,140 Yes, we know. First up, an election update. 5 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:17,600 Squiggly Miggly narrowly clenched the nomination today, 6 00:00:17,642 --> 00:00:18,810 making him the main rival to the 7 00:00:18,893 --> 00:00:20,687 highly unpopular President Jimble. 8 00:00:24,774 --> 00:00:26,776 Squiggly Miggly's definitely going to win. 9 00:00:27,235 --> 00:00:28,862 President Jimble has no chance. 10 00:00:29,487 --> 00:00:30,321 You never know, Allan. 11 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:32,115 After all, President Ross Perot won 12 00:00:32,156 --> 00:00:34,576 re-election in 1996 in a major upset. 13 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,327 Oh, you're so right, Pim. 14 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:38,329 I forgot about that factoid. 15 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,248 Who are you going to vote for, Charlie? 16 00:00:40,498 --> 00:00:41,332 I don't vote. 17 00:00:41,374 --> 00:00:42,667 OK, I'll tell you why right now, Pim. 18 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:43,501 Listen up very carefully. 19 00:00:43,626 --> 00:00:46,004 Little guys like you and me were called .. 20 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,672 and we don't decide who the President is. 21 00:00:47,839 --> 00:00:49,257 Come on, Charlie. That's silly. 22 00:00:49,382 --> 00:00:50,759 Every single vote matters. 23 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:53,845 Look, I'm just not interested in getting involved in politics, 24 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:54,846 Okay? Sorry. 25 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:56,181 Hey, boys, 26 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:58,808 guess who just got a call to make the Preside.. 27 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,111 The President will see you now. 28 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:15,492 We do need corn, you dumb motherfucker! 29 00:01:15,533 --> 00:01:18,119 Send bombs, not corn, BOMBS! 30 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:19,954 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I, uh... 31 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:21,873 You suck! You're bad at what you do! 32 00:01:21,914 --> 00:01:22,999 Quit Motherfucker! QUIT! 33 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:23,708 Good to speak to you, too. 34 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,251 Thank you. You're terrific. 35 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,253 Oh, oh, hi. 36 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:28,838 Are you two here to bring me my napkins? 37 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:29,506 No. 38 00:01:29,547 --> 00:01:31,800 Okay, let me just buzz in.. 39 00:01:35,303 --> 00:01:37,055 Mr. President, we're the Smiling Friends. 40 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:39,307 Oh, you's are the two... two's I called. 41 00:01:39,683 --> 00:01:40,600 I don't know if you heard, 42 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:42,602 but I was the Vice President to, uh... 43 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:44,312 President Pinhead. 44 00:01:44,979 --> 00:01:47,023 He died last month from a bad shrimp, 45 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,400 and I became the President. 46 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:49,442 Yeah, we know. 47 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:50,652 It was literally the bad shrimp. 48 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:51,569 Tragedy. 49 00:01:51,652 --> 00:01:53,238 But now I'm friggin' miserable 50 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:54,864 since I became the President. 51 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:57,826 All these trolls keep hating me, 52 00:01:58,076 --> 00:01:59,744 and I don't... I don't know why. 53 00:02:00,745 --> 00:02:02,539 Dude, no offence or anything, but have you ever thought 54 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:04,040 that maybe you should not be President 55 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,458 and maybe you should, like, I don't know, 56 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,502 go lay on a beach or something instead and chill out? 57 00:02:07,877 --> 00:02:08,586 I can't. 58 00:02:08,669 --> 00:02:11,297 This upcoming election is by one .. 59 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:13,258 to prove I'm not a fluke. 60 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:15,635 I want to win something for once in my life 61 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,470 so people will finally like me. 62 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:18,596 President Jimble, 63 00:02:18,722 --> 00:02:20,265 it doesn't matter how you got this job. 64 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:21,558 What matters now is that you're 65 00:02:21,599 --> 00:02:23,435 the one sitting behind that beautiful brown desk, 66 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:24,936 and I believe that's destiny. 67 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:26,813 Plenty of Presidents were unpopular until 68 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,107 they found out they were good at one specific thing. 69 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:31,109 We just need to find out what your thing is, 70 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,652 and you'll definitely beat Squiggly Miggly. 71 00:02:32,944 --> 00:02:33,570 Yeah. 72 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:36,114 You're sayin', I can be the lamb president. 73 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:37,906 No, I mean, like, policy, 74 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:38,950 like, presidential stuff. 75 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:39,951 What? 76 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:43,413 Um, anyway, luckily it's just a two-man race, 77 00:02:43,454 --> 00:02:44,539 so it shouldn't be too complicated. 78 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:45,999 Uh, guys, 79 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:48,043 I don't know a.. 80 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:51,129 It's no secret that President Jimble's A.. 81 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,173 is poor, angry and divided. 82 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:56,134 That's why Mr Frog is running for President. 83 00:02:56,634 --> 00:02:58,345 America needs his calm and steady 84 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:00,055 leadership to build a safer America. 85 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:01,931 A prosperous America, 86 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:03,516 a stronger America. 87 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:05,518 Vote for Mr Frog, 88 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:07,145 and together we can build 89 00:03:07,812 --> 00:03:09,647 Mr Frog's America. 90 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:11,900 Hello, I'm Mr Frog and I approve this message. 91 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:13,860 No, I don't. I hate you. Fuck you. 92 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:17,280 Pim, That was amazing. I just got goose pimples from watching that. 93 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:18,406 Charlie, don't look at that. 94 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:20,450 Sir, have you ever tried giving a rousing speech 95 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:21,659 and inspiring the people? 96 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:22,744 Maybe it's your hidden talent. 97 00:03:22,952 --> 00:03:24,120 I feel nauseous. 98 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:25,997 Nah, it's just your nerves talking, man. 99 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:26,790 You'll be fine. 100 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:29,959 Hello, Transylvania! 101 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:32,545 I know most of you don't like me, but I'm here to .. 102 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:34,506 I can talk good and give a good speech. 103 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,301 Oh. Excuse me. 104 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:40,720 I think that lamb I had earlier was rotten. 105 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:46,017 Okay, perfect. 106 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:47,977 That adult diaper should help with any... 107 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:50,522 unfortunate accidents while you're, ah, feeling unwell. 108 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:52,649 Can we stop and get more lamb for lunch? 109 00:03:52,982 --> 00:03:54,275 No, no more lamb. 110 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:56,486 Pim, did you see Mr Frog just announced his plan 111 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:57,404 to fix the economy? 112 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:59,239 Man, he is good. 113 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:01,658 Grr, I'll show that toad bastard 114 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,368 an ergonomic plan! 115 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:08,206 Hello, America. 116 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:10,041 I'm going to be the money president. 117 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:11,710 Each and every one of you are going to get 118 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:12,711 one billion dollars each 119 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:14,129 so you can all be rich. 120 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:16,548 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? 121 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:18,132 You can't do that. You'll crash the economy. 122 00:04:18,382 --> 00:04:20,051 Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to do that. 123 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:21,219 Everybody's going to have to give 124 00:04:21,302 --> 00:04:22,887 back all that money to the government. 125 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:25,724 By the way, sorry about those loud noises. 126 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:27,100 That was just my diaper. 127 00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:29,144 I don't want to have another accident from the bad lamb. 128 00:04:29,894 --> 00:04:30,603 All better. 129 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:32,397 Dude, check the news. 130 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:34,024 It doesn't matter what channel. 131 00:04:41,197 --> 00:04:42,198 Am I winning yet? 132 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:43,908 No, no, not at all, man. 133 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:45,577 You shit your pants and crashed the economy 134 00:04:45,659 --> 00:04:46,536 within the same day. 135 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:47,996 What are you talking about, dude? 136 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:50,206 Pim - Look, the one thing you've still got over 137 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:51,750 Mr Frog is is that you're actually in office. 138 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:53,376 If we can just get you this one easy 139 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:55,503 foreign policy win, we can make a comeback. 140 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:57,630 I'm feeling sick again. 141 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:58,757 Oh, my God, dude! 142 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:00,592 Just get through it quickly. You'll be .. 143 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:19,277 Guys, I did it. I did it. 144 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,653 I didn't get sick from the soured lamb. 145 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:23,281 You... you were supposed to condemn him. 146 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:24,699 What? 147 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:27,118 You just emboldened a war criminal dictator. 148 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:28,745 Dude, I don't know anything about politics, 149 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:29,829 even I know he's bad. 150 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,623 He wiped a whole fucking race of 151 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:32,832 people off the face of the planet. 152 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,126 Maybe it will be all right. 153 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,257 All right, so it looks like you're projected to 154 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:42,842 lose every single state 155 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:44,928 in what could be a historic landslide for Mr Frog. 156 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:47,555 But we still have the debate, I guess. 157 00:05:48,556 --> 00:05:49,516 De-bate. 158 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,308 Haha. Debate. 159 00:05:51,976 --> 00:05:53,812 If you think about it, that's a funny word. 160 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:55,438 De-bate. 161 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:56,481 Thank you. 162 00:05:57,941 --> 00:05:59,317 Pim, I can't do this anymore. I'm done. 163 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:00,026 I'm bailing. 164 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:00,944 All right. 165 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:03,613 Who was that guy? 166 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:04,155 What? 167 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:06,991 Ugh, maybe we should.. 168 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:09,619 Look, I know my brain don't work no good sometimes, 169 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:11,788 but what about all that stuff you told me? 170 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:14,874 I promise I'll get out there and try my hardest this time. 171 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:16,668 Yeah, you're right. 172 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:18,628 No, I'm left. 173 00:06:20,296 --> 00:06:21,089 Left-handed. 174 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:23,800 Man, this place is a labyrinth. 175 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:25,093 How the hell do I get out of here? 176 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:30,432 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just trying to find my way out of here. 177 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,017 That's okay. We're just an all-powerful 178 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,019 secret society that you shouldn't know about. 179 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:37,564 We're just implementing our insane secret plan to elect Mr Frog 180 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:39,399 through mass media manipulation. 181 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:40,859 I knew it. I knew the voters didn't 182 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:42,110 actually pick the president. 183 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:43,862 Yes, and now that you know our plan, 184 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:45,030 we're going to cover you in dirt 185 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:47,615 and slowly devour you because we're worms. 186 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:49,534 No, I'm actually cool with your guy's plan, 187 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:50,534 the current guy's a bonehead. 188 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,203 Oh, really? Cool. 189 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:55,040 Yeah, Mr Frog's chaos is exactly what we need to 190 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,624 expand our power. Join us. 191 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:59,586 Sorry, I can't betray my friend. He's helping President Jimble. 192 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:02,088 But I really am a big fan of Mr Frog, like a huge fan. 193 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:03,715 I love when he eats the bug on the show. 194 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:05,592 He -- He does what? 195 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:06,718 Yeah, you know, when he grabs the 196 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,178 bug on the Mr Frog show and eats it, 197 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:09,346 it's like his whole thing. 198 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:12,223 Oh my God! Aren't we a type of bug? 199 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,852 Wait, stop! Wait, stop! 200 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:17,729 Everyone just stop! Let's just make sure. 201 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,483 Do frogs eat worms? 202 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:24,277 Yes, yes they do! 203 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,946 Oh my God, that's TOO much chaos! 204 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,782 We're totally going to support President Jimble now. 205 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:30,658 He doesn't eat worms, he only eats lamb. 206 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:33,203 Wait, no, no, no, no, no! 207 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:33,953 Decisions final. 208 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:34,662 Goodbye. 209 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:42,420 Good evening. I'm William Worm. 210 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:44,464 Before we begin, we have just received word that 211 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:46,549 Squiggly Miggly will not be attending tonight's debate 212 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:49,469 due to the fact he blew his head off with a 3D printed shotgun. 213 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:52,263 We want to remind the audience to please not, 214 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:53,556 ah, talk out loud, 215 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:54,766 do not applaud. 216 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:56,142 You're just wasting time. 217 00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:59,270 Now, our first question tonight goes to Mr Frog. 218 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:02,440 Mr Frog, why are you so evil? 219 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,692 You have one second to respond. 220 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:04,401 Hello, I think-- 221 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:05,568 Time's up, plus you're wrong. 222 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:06,820 The next question is for our 223 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:08,780 beloved and highly intelligent president. 224 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:10,824 Why are you so amazing? 225 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:12,701 You have unlimited time to respond. 226 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:15,787 Oh, p-p-presidential... 227 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:17,288 p-p-p-p 228 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,873 policy, I-- 229 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:24,295 I can't do this. 230 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:28,591 A little pink guy once told me I needed to 231 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:30,427 find out what I would be good at as president. 232 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:32,636 I've finally figured it out. 233 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,432 I'm the president who shouldn't have been the president. 234 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:36,975 Let's face it, I'm a -- 235 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:37,683 retard. 236 00:08:41,145 --> 00:08:42,438 You know, I always used to want to, 237 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,816 to win the election and have people like me, 238 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:48,945 but I don't care about that any more now. 239 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:51,031 I just want to be honest, and everyone 240 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:55,910 that trolled me and gave me nasty messages. 241 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:57,662 Fuck you! 242 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:58,580 Fuck off! 243 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:00,582 JAG-OFF! 244 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:02,500 Thank you. 245 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:05,879 That answer... 246 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:07,505 was correct! 247 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:13,470 JIM-BLE! JIM-BLE! JIM-BLE! JIM-BLE! JIM-BLE! JIM-BLE! 248 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:17,432 When do the results start coming in? 249 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:20,185 Next few minutes. I got 10 G's says 250 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,687 Jimble's gonna win, and if he doesn't-- 251 00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:24,689 Then I'll take matters into my own hands. 252 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:26,441 Ha ha! I'm just kidding! 253 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:27,692 I'll do it, though. 254 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:29,110 I'm just playing, dude. 255 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:30,445 No, I'm serious. 256 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,447 But no, I'll actually do it. 257 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:35,575 Hey, Pim, sorry about bailing the other day, man. 258 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:37,369 I guess I'm not really cut out for politics. 259 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,871 No, it's fine, Charlie. Everything ended up working out. 260 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:42,374 I don't know if President Jimble is gonna win, but something 261 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:44,209 about that debate really turned things around. 262 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:47,045 Yeah, well, you know, it kind of reminds me how Shrimpo Jones 263 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:48,380 won those debates by surprise 264 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:50,131 and went onto landslide in 1980. 265 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:53,134 Oh, Charlie, look at you with the political facts now. 266 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:54,761 Yeah, well, hey, man, who knows? 267 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:56,596 Maybe you're the one that got me into politics. 268 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:57,764 Oh, okay, good! 269 00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,182 Getting political! I see a new Charlie! Oooo! Ahh! 270 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:00,350 I've seen you, Charlie! 271 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:02,435 Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha! 272 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,604 Shut up! The results are coming in. 273 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,106 And now for an election update. 274 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,733 Mr Frog and President Jimble are in a virtual tie. 275 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:10,568 The only state yet to be called is the state 276 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,737 of Pennsylvania with its 19 electoral votes. 277 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:15,699 Whoever takes this state will be our next president. 278 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:17,075 Oh, my God! 279 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,493 Jimble could really win this! 280 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,537 Uh, breaking. We're just getting this now. 281 00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:22,580 Ah, the state of Pennsylvania has just been 282 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:25,125 called for Mr Frog by one single vote, 283 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:28,920 making Mr Frog the president-elect of the United States. 284 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:29,921 Oh, this can't be right. 285 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:30,755 Donโ€™t look at me, I donโ€™t know w.. 286 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:31,381 Wait, what? 287 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,757 And we're getting conf.. 288 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:35,010 the one single vote was from this guy. 289 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:36,594 We're putting his name, face address and 290 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,973 social security number on screen for our millions of viewers now. 291 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:41,307 Glep, What the fuck. 292 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:42,225 Dude? Why? 293 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,561 Well, whatever I do now is on Glep. 294 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:46,855 Glep, why would you vote for Mr Frog? 295 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,606 Our job was to help President Jimble. 296 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,028 Oh, okay, yeah. Good point. 297 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:54,279 That makes sense. That's fair. Yeah, yeah, okay. 298 00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:11,546 This is the life. 21497

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