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♪ NOW, THE WORLD DON'T MOVE ♪
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♪ TO THE BEAT OF JUST ONE DRUM ♪
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♪ WHAT MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR YOU ♪
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♪ MAY NOT BE RIGHT FOR SOME ♪
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♪ A MAN IS BORN ♪
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♪ HE'S A MAN OF MEANS ♪
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♪ THEN ALONG COME TWO ♪
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♪ THEY GOT NOTHIN'
BUT THEIR JEANS ♪
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♪ BUT THEY GOT
DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪
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♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪
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♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪
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♪ TO MOVE THE WORLD ♪
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♪ EVERYBODY'S GOT ♪
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♪ A SPECIAL KIND OF STORY ♪
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♪ EVERYBODY FINDS
A WAY TO SHINE ♪
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♪ IT DON'T MATTER THAT YOU GOT ♪
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♪ NOT A LOT... SO WHAT? ♪
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♪ THEY'LL HAVE THEIRS ♪
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♪ AND YOU'LL HAVE
YOURS, AND I'LL HAVE MINE ♪
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♪ AND TOGETHER WE'LL BE FINE ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE IT TAKES
DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪
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♪ TO MOVE THE
WORLD, YES, IT DOES ♪
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♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT
STROKES TO MOVE THE WORLD ♪
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MORNING, EVERYBODY.
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HEY, GOOD MORNING.
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I JUST WANT SOME
JUICE, ADELAIDE.
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I'VE GOT TO GET TO SCHOOL.
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EXCITED ABOUT THE
BIG DAY, HUH, HON?
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YUP. TODAY IS THE DAY
THAT THE SCHOOL CAFETERIA
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GIVES YOU FREE SPAGHETTI,
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IF YOU GET THE LUCKY MEATBALL.
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THAT'S THRILLING, ARNOLD.
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BUT IT'S NOT THE BIG DAY
ADELAIDE WAS REFERRING TO.
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NO?
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OH! YOU MEAN THE
BIG DAY SATURDAY.
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OH, RIGHT! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.
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I ALMOST FORGOT.
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I MUST BE THE ONLY 11-YEAR-OLD
KID IN TOWN WHO'S SENILE.
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ARNOLD, HOW COULD YOU FORGET?
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WHILE YOU WERE CUTTING
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YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE LAST YEAR,
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YOU WERE ALREADY MAKING
PLANS FOR THE NEXT ONE.
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HOW MANY KIDS ARE YOU GONNA
HAVE AT YOUR PARTY THIS YEAR?
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I DON'T WANT A PARTY THIS YEAR.
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YOU DON'T WANT A PARTY?
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I'M TIRED OF PARTIES.
THAT'S FOR KIDS.
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I'M MATURE NOW.
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WELL IF YOU'RE MATURE AT
YOUR AGE, I MUST BE DEAD.
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I LIKE HAVING BIRTHDAY PARTIES.
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WELL THAT'S DIFFERENT.
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AFTER 40, YOU'RE IN
YOUR SECOND CHILDHOOD.
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HOW DOES THE THIRD
CHILDHOOD GRAB YOU?
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WELL ARNOLD, IF YOU DON'T
WANT TO HAVE A PARTY,
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WHAT DO YOU WANT TO
DO FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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UM, NOTHING SPECIAL.
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JUST TAKE ME TO SOME
FANCY RESTAURANT IN THE LIMO,
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WINE AND DINE ME,
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GIVE ME SOME
EXTRAVAGANT PRESENTS,
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AND I'LL HAPPY AS A CLAM.
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I'LL TAKE THE SAME
DEAL ON MY BIRTHDAY,
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ONLY INSTEAD OF THE
CLAM, THROW IN DIANA ROSS.
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WELL, ARNOLD, IF THAT'S WHAT
YOU WANT, IT'S FINE WITH ME,
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BUT I'M REALLY SURPRISED THAT
YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE A PARTY.
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I'M FLABBERGASTED!
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MY FLABBER'S EVEN
MORE GASTED THAN YOURS.
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I DON'T WANT TO
FLAUNT MY WEALTH,
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IT WOULDN'T BE RIGHT
TO THROW A BIG PARTY
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WHILE THE ECONOMY
IS IN SUCH A RECESSION.
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THANK YOU, ELLIOT JANEWAY.
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BYE.
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BYE. BYE.
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YOU KNOW, WHEN ARNOLD STARTS
TO WORRY ABOUT THE ECONOMY,
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I START TO WORRY ABOUT ARNOLD.
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I HAVE THE FEELING
THERE'S SOMETHING
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THAT HE IS NOT TELLING US.
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YEAH. WHY WOULD HE TURN
DOWN A BIRTHDAY PARTY?
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YOU'RE NOT HAVING
A BIRTHDAY PARTY?
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ARNOLD, YOU JUST
RUINED MY APPETITE.
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IN THAT CASE, I'LL
FINISH YOUR LUNCH.
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I JUST GOT MY APPETITE BACK.
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WELL, I'M SORRY, DUDLEY,
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BUT THERE ISN'T GONNA
BE A BIRTHDAY PARTY.
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MAN, THERE SURE ARE GONNA BE A
LOT OF DISAPPOINTED KIDS, ARNOLD.
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YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY'S THE
SOCIAL EVENT OF THE YEAR,
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NEXT TO THE SUMMER
COCKROACH RACES AT SCHOOL.
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YEAH...
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I GAVE SOME GOOD
PARTIES, DIDN'T I?
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I'LL SAY.
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YOU'RE THE HUGH HEFNER
OF THE SIXTH GRADE.
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REMEMBER THAT
PARTY WHEN I WAS NINE?
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WHICH ONE WAS THAT?
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THE ONE RIGHT BEFORE I WAS TEN.
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I MEANT WHAT
HAPPENED AT THE PARTY?
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OH, WE PLAYED SPIN THE BOTTLE.
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THE GIRLS WANTED TO
KISS BUT THE BOYS DIDN'T.
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SO WE SHOOK HANDS INSTEAD.
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HOW COULD WE HAVE
BEEN SUCH FOOLS?
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WHAT'S EVEN DUMBER,
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WE DID IT AGAIN THE NEXT YEAR.
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I DON'T GET IT, ARNOLD.
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YOU USED TO LIKE YOUR PARTIES.
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AND NOW YOU DON'T
WANT TO HAVE ONE.
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I HAVE MY REASONS FOR
NOT HAVING A PARTY, DUDLEY.
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LIKE WHAT?
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WELL, I CAN'T TELL YOU.
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IT'S VERY PERSONAL.
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LOOK, I'LL MAKE A
TRADE WITH YOU.
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IF I TELL YOU SOMETHING
REAL PERSONAL ABOUT ME,
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THEN CAN YOU TELL ME?
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I GUESS SO.
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OK.
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DON'T EVER MENTION THIS,
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BUT ONE NIGHT LAST WEEK,
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I DREAMED I WAS A BABY.
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I WAS LYING IN MY CRIB
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SUCKING ON A PACIFIER.
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WHEN I WOKE UP,
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I DISCOVERED I WET MY BED.
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THAT'S NOT PERSONAL ENOUGH.
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NOT PERSONAL ENOUGH?
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EVEN MY MOTHER DOESN'T KNOW.
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I WAS WASHING SHEETS
AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING.
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SOME FRIEND YOU ARE, ARNOLD.
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GET YOURSELF
ANOTHER BEST FRIEND.
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WAIT, DUDLEY. I'LL TELL YOU.
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I DON'T WANT TO
HEAR IT. IT'S TOO LATE.
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BUT, DUDLEY... OK.
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WHY DON'T YOU WANT
TO GIVE A PARTY?
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WELL, LOOK AT ME.
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OK.
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WHAT DO YOU SEE?
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I SEE YOU.
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NO, WHAT ABOUT ME.
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YOU GOT A NEW PIMPLE?
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I MEAN BESIDES THAT.
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LOOK AT ALL OF ME,
NOT JUST MY FACE.
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WHAT DO YOU SEE?
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OH, I GET IT! YOU WALK FUNNY.
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NO. I'M SHORT.
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YOU CALL THAT A TRADE?
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I TELL YOU I WET THE BED,
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AND YOU TELL ME YOU'RE SHORT?
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ARNOLD, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.
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YEAH, ESPECIALLY GIRLS.
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THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
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YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT GONNA
HAVE ANOTHER BIRTHDAY PARTY
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TILL YOU'RE TALL?
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NOPE. GIRLS DON'T GO FOR ME.
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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YOU'RE VERY POPULAR.
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GIRLS LIKE YOU.
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NOT THE WAY I WANT THEM TO.
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THEY DON'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY.
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THEY TREAT ME LIKE A PET.
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THEY PAT MY HEAD,
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RUB MY CHEEKS,
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PULL MY EARS.
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THEY DO EVERYTHING
BUT THROW A STICK
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AND YELL "FETCH."
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COME ON, ARNOLD.
YOU'RE EXAGGERATING.
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NO, I'M NOT.
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IT WAS DIFFERENT
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER.
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BUT NOW THAT I'M 11,
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EVERYBODY'S GOT A GIRL BUT ME.
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NO GIRL WANTS TO KISS A GUY
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WHO ONLY COMES UP
TO HER TRAINING BRA.
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EVEN YOU HAVE A GIRL, DUDLEY.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, EVEN ME?
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I'M A VERY CHARMING,
DEBONAIR DUDE.
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I'M ONE OF THE
MOST ELIGIBLE GUYS
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IN THE SIXTH GRADE.
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YOU'RE ALSO TALLER THAN ME.
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THAT'S WHY YOU GOT
A GIRL AND I DON'T.
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HI, FELLAS.
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HI.
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HI, TERESA.
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HI, ARNOLD.
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YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?
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I'M SURPRISED SHE DIDN'T
OFFER ME A BOWL OF KIBBLE.
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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SHE LIKES YOU.
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SHE MAKES A SPECIAL
POINT OF COMING OVER.
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SHE GIVES YOU A BIG
SMILE AND A BIG HELLO,
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AND YOU JUST SIT THERE
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LIKE THE INCREDIBLE LUMP.
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DON'T YOU LIKE HER?
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LIKE HER?
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WHEN I'M NOT
DREAMING ABOUT FOOD,
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I DREAM ABOUT HER.
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BUT WHAT DID YOU
EXPECT ME TO DO?
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CLIMB UP ON A
LADDER AND KISS HER?
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NO, BUT IF YOU
ACTED MORE FRIENDLY
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AND INVITED HER TO THAT PARTY
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THAT YOU OUGHT TO BE THROWING,
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I BET SHE'D SAY YES.
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NO WAY.
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YOU'RE JUST CHICKEN.
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OK, DUDLEY,
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I GUESS I'M GONNA
HAVE TO SHOW YOU.
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I'M GONNA GO OVER
THERE AND ASK HER
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AND SHE'S GONNA DUMP ALL OVER ME
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AND MAKE ME FEEL LIKE DIRT,
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AND THEN THAT'LL PROVE
WHAT A FOOL YOU ARE.
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SOUNDS REASONABLE.
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HI, BILLY.
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HI, TERESA.
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CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND? SURE.
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UM, WELL...
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SATURDAY'S MY BIRTHDAY,
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NOT THAT I'M TRYING TO
HIT YOU UP FOR A PRESENT.
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WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, ARNOLD.
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ANYWAY, I WAS THINKING
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OF THROWING A PARTY
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AND IF I DID,
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YOU PROBABLY
WOULDN'T WANT TO COME.
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OH, I'D LOVE TO.
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I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR NOT...
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DID YOU SAY LOVE TO?
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I'D LIKE TO GO VERY MUCH,
ARNOLD. I'M GLAD YOU ASKED ME.
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YOU ARE?
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WELL, THAT'S TERRIFIC!
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IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT
AT MY PENTHOUSE.
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ARNOLD!
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DID YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND?
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NO, BUT WHAT TIME IS THE PARTY?
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WHAT TIME WOULD
YOU LIKE IT TO BE?
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HOW ABOUT 7:00?
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YOU GOT IT. I'LL SEE YOU.
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DUDLEY, SHE SAID YES!
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I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
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I MEAN, YOU HAD ME CONVINCED
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THAT YOU WERE GONNA BOMB.
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WELL, I DIDN'T
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AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE
THE BEST PARTY I EVER GAVE.
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ONLY THIS TIME, WE'RE
NOT GONNA BE STUPID.
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WE'RE GONNA SHAKE HANDS FIRST,
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THEN PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE.
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WAY TO GO, LOVER.
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HI, TERESA!
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HI, ARNOLD.
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00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:05,782
I FORGOT TO ASK YOU,
242
00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:07,684
HOW ARE YOU
GETTING TO THE PARTY?
243
00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,686
I GUESS MY FOLKS WILL BRING ME.
244
00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,754
I COULD DO BETTER THAN THAT.
245
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,456
I'LL SEND MY DAD'S
CHAUFFEURED LIMO FOR YOU.
246
00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,592
LIMO?!
247
00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:19,050
I'M TALKING LONG,
BLACK, AND PAID FOR.
248
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,633
OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
249
00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:25,868
IT'S JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIES:
250
00:10:25,892 --> 00:10:29,872
A PENTHOUSE, A
BIG PARTY, A LIMO.
251
00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:32,141
I FEEL LIKE CINDERELLA.
252
00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:35,344
YEAH?
253
00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:37,546
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
TO BE CINDERELLA?
254
00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,348
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
255
00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:42,752
WHAT I MEAN IS I'LL MAKE
IT A COSTUME PARTY,
256
00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:44,754
AND YOU COULD
DRESS LIKE CINDERELLA.
257
00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:45,888
BUT PLEASE, DON'T THINK OF ME
258
00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:48,891
AS YOUR FAIRY GODMOTHER.
259
00:10:48,915 --> 00:10:50,093
ARNOLD, YOU'RE TOO MUCH.
260
00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:52,194
I AM?
261
00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:55,932
I ALWAYS THOUGHT
I WASN'T ENOUGH.
262
00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,856
I'LL SEE YOU.
263
00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:03,873
BILLY!
264
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:06,109
OH, HI, TERESA.
265
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:07,677
HEY, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE
BIG PARTY ARNOLD'S THROWING?
266
00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,278
YEAH, HE JUST INVITED ME.
267
00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:10,446
ME, TOO. YOU GOT A DATE?
268
00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:11,981
NO.
269
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,650
ME NEITHER. WANT TO GO WITH ME?
270
00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:15,952
OH, THAT'D BE NEAT.
271
00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:18,121
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE US TO
BE PICKED UP IN A LIMOUSINE?
272
00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:21,624
LIMOUSINE? FANTASTIC!
273
00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:23,059
THAT'S RIGHT, DUDLEY.
274
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,894
I GOT A DATE WITH TERESA.
275
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:27,429
I GOT A DATE!
276
00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:28,931
I GUESS SHE LIKED
YOU ALL THE TIME,
277
00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:31,500
BUT YOU JUST NEVER
MADE THE BIG MOVE.
278
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,802
YEAH.
279
00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:35,571
HEY, MAYBE I GOT
THAT KIND OF CHARM
280
00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:36,739
THAT SNEAKS UP ON WOMEN.
281
00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:39,508
BUT ANYWAY, IT LOOKS
LIKE LITTLE ARNOLD'S
282
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:43,146
GOT HIMSELF A BIG MAMA.
283
00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:44,981
YOU SURE DO.
284
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:47,016
DUDLEY, THIS IS GONNA BE
285
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,985
THE BIGGEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE!
286
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:51,876
COME ON!
287
00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:57,226
I'LL PUT THESE OVER HERE.
288
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,327
GREAT.
289
00:11:58,351 --> 00:11:59,328
HERE, ADELAIDE.
290
00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:00,930
THANKS A LOT FOR
HELPING ME, GANG.
291
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:03,265
OH, THEY ARE GONNA LOOK
SO CUTE IN THEIR COSTUMES.
292
00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:06,202
OH, WILLIS, COULDN'T WE HANG
AROUND SO WE COULD SEE THEM?
293
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,570
NO WAY. RIGHT, DAD?
294
00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:09,172
RIGHT. ARNOLD
GAVE STRICT ORDERS.
295
00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:10,606
ANYBODY OVER 12 YEARS OLD
CAUGHT IN THE LIVING ROOM
296
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:13,342
GETS A NOSE FULL OF PARTY DIP.
297
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:14,577
BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU, ADELAIDE?
298
00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:15,812
YOU'RE OVER 12.
299
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:19,949
I GOT A FAKE I.D.
300
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,951
ARNOLD GAVE ME A SPECIAL PASS
301
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:25,321
FOR SERVING.
302
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,355
OH, LOOK AT THIS.
303
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,813
HI!
304
00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:33,963
WELL, HOW DO I LOOK?
305
00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:36,065
SMASHING! GREAT!
306
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:40,469
I PUT HAIRSPRAY ON MY PLUME.
307
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:41,670
WHO ARE YOU
SUPPOSED TO BE, ARNOLD?
308
00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,873
WHO ELSE? PRINCE CHARMING.
309
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:46,709
MIGHT ONE ASK IF
THERE'S A CINDERELLA?
310
00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:48,410
ONE MIGHT ASK, BUT
ONE AIN'T GONNA SEE HER
311
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:52,715
BECAUSE ONE AIN'T GONNA BE HERE.
312
00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:55,451
I HAPPEN TO KNOW
313
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,353
THAT CINDERELLA'S
NAME IS TERESA.
314
00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:58,921
ARNOLD ARRANGED
TO HAVE HER PICKED UP
315
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,723
IN MY CHAUFFEUR-DRIVEN PUMPKIN.
316
00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:02,591
Willis: OH.
317
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,894
SOUNDS LIKE WE GOT A HOT
ROMANCE GOING ON HERE.
318
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:06,996
TELL US ABOUT HER, PRINCE.
319
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:12,334
WELL, I FIRST SAW
HER LAST SEMESTER.
320
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:17,573
OUR EYES MET ACROSS
A CROWDED CAFETERIA.
321
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,675
I GOT SO EXCITED,
322
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:24,713
I SQUEEZED MY HOTDOG
RIGHT OUT OF THE BUN.
323
00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:27,784
BOY, SHE MUST BE
SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL.
324
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,385
YEAH, SHE IS.
325
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,287
BUT IT'S NOT THAT
SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL,
326
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,822
YOU TAKE IT ONE PART AT A TIME,
327
00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:34,757
AND SHE'S NOT THAT GREAT.
328
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:36,893
BUT YOU PUT HER ALL TOGETHER,
329
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:42,464
YOU GOT YOURSELF AN UNDER
DEVELOPED MISS AMERICA.
330
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,033
ARNOLD, HOW COME
YOU NEVER MENTIONED
331
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,935
YOUR DREAM GIRL BEFORE NOW?
332
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,736
I NEVER KNEW SHE LIKED ME.
333
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,205
I WORSHIPPED HER FROM AFAR,
334
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:53,943
BUT NOW I'M GONNA
WORSHIP HER FROM ANEAR.
335
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,812
HIS HIGHNESS HAS JUST
ISSUED A ROYAL PROCLAMATION.
336
00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:57,396
WE'RE ALL BANISHED
FROM THE LIVING ROOM.
337
00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:01,017
MY FIRST GUESTS! GET BANISHED!
338
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,852
I'M GOING. GET BANISHED!
339
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:05,955
I'M GOING, I'M GOING,
I'M GOING, I'M GOING.
340
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:12,061
I'M COMING!
341
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:14,030
HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
ARNOLD. OH, THANK YOU.
342
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:16,565
HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
ARNOLD. THANK YOU. HELLO.
343
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,267
HI, ARNOLD. CONGRATULATIONS.
344
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:19,268
THANK YOU. HELLO, ARNOLD.
345
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:22,104
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
346
00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:23,572
HAVEN'T YOU FORGOTTEN SOMETHING?
347
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:26,375
OH! YEAH.
348
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:27,776
HERE, ARNOLD.
349
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,746
AW, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE...
350
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:33,149
BUT I'M GLAD YOU DID.
351
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:34,283
WHEN DO WE EAT?
352
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:35,684
FOOD'S ON THE TABLE.
353
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,876
EVERYBODY, START PIGGIN' OUT!
354
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,692
WHAT ARE YOU
SUPPOSED TO BE, ARNOLD?
355
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,228
PRINCE CHARMING. WHO ARE YOU?
356
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:50,499
PRESIDENT REAGAN.
357
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,668
PRESIDENT REAGAN?
358
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:56,873
YEAH, IN HIS MOVIE,
CATTLE QUEEN OF MONTANA.
359
00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:59,575
I WAS LUCKY. I MISSED THAT ONE.
360
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:02,511
HAVE SOME FOOD, DUDLEY.
361
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,546
OK.
362
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:07,984
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ARNOLD.
363
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:10,486
YOU'RE WEARING MY COSTUME.
364
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,922
YOU MEAN, YOU'RE WEARING MINE.
365
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:16,392
WELL...
366
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,294
IT'S A COINCIDENCE
THAT A PRINCE CHARMING
367
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:19,929
MEETS A CINDERELLA
IN THE ELEVATOR
368
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:22,164
GOING TO THE SAME PARTY.
369
00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:23,665
IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE, ARNOLD.
370
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,234
WE CAME TOGETHER
IN YOUR LIMOUSINE.
371
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,835
BILLY'S MY DATE.
372
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:31,307
WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT, TERESA?
373
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,842
WELL, I DIDN'T HAVE A DATE,
AND BILLY WAS COMING, TOO,
374
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:36,245
SO WE CAME TOGETHER.
375
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,814
OH.
376
00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:41,583
THAT WORKED OUT
GREAT, DIDN'T IT?
377
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:45,754
WELL, ENJOY YOURSELVES.
378
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:50,759
UH... EXCUSE ME. I HAVE
TO GO TO THE KITCHEN...
379
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:55,331
TO KILL MYSELF.
380
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:56,999
WE'RE ON OUR WAY, DAD.
381
00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:58,267
OK, ENJOY THE MOVIE.
382
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,702
HAVE FUN, KIDS.
383
00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,571
HEY, ARNOLD, HOW'S THE PARTY
GOIN'? YOU HAVIN' A GOOD TIME?
384
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:05,841
SEND EVERYBODY HOME.
385
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:07,543
WHAT... WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
386
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:10,112
THIS PARTY IS CANCELED.
387
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,380
BUT IT JUST STARTED!
388
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:12,982
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
389
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,450
YOU KNOW THAT GIRL
I'M SO CRAZY ABOUT?
390
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,551
WELL, WHAT ABOUT HER?
391
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:18,154
I HATE HER.
392
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:19,755
WHAT HAPPENED, ARNOLD?
393
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:23,426
BILLY CAME WITH
TERESA. HE'S HER DATE.
394
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:24,793
OH, NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
395
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:25,828
I THOUGHT THAT
YOU WERE HER DATE.
396
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:27,629
SO DID I.
397
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:32,534
I'D LIKE TO GIVE CINDERELLA A
SHOT WITH HER GLASS SLIPPER.
398
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:35,471
I BETTER GET IN THERE
AND LET YOUR GUESTS IN.
399
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,806
HOW COULD SHE DO THIS TO ME?
400
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,108
LOOK, LITTLE BROTHER.
401
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:40,943
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
TO HANDLE A WOMAN.
402
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:43,812
YOU GOTTA LET THEM
KNOW WHO'S BOSS.
403
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:48,884
OH, IS THAT RIGHT?
404
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:51,153
CHARLENE, I DIDN'T MEAN
LIKE WITH YOU AND ME.
405
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,588
KEEP TALKING, WILLIS,
406
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:56,525
YOU'RE ONLY IN IT
UP TO YOUR EYEBALLS.
407
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,160
NOTHING'S GOING TO HELP.
408
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,162
I'M A REJECTED MAN.
409
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,563
AND ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE,
410
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:04,066
BILLY'S GOT A PRINCE
CHARMING OUTFIT.
411
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:07,669
AND HIS PLUME'S
BIGGER THAN MINE.
412
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,638
ARNOLD, I THINK MAYBE
YOU GAVE UP TOO SOON.
413
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:12,841
NEVER JUDGE A MAN BY HIS PLUME.
414
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,144
LOOK, LITTLE BROTHER,
YOU WANT TO WIN TERESA?
415
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,645
WELL, HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.
416
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:19,482
YOU JUST SLIDE UP TO HER
REAL COOL, AND YOU SAY,
417
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,617
HERE'S WHAT'S GOIN' DOWN, BABY:
418
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:27,390
YOU ONLY HAVE EYES FOR ME
BECAUSE I'M YOUR FELLA, CINDERELLA.
419
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:33,195
WILLIS, YOU'RE SO FULL OF BULL.
420
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,431
YOU NEVER CAME
ON TO ME LIKE THAT.
421
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,699
BUT WHAT I LIKED ABOUT YOU WAS
THAT YOU WERE JUST THE OPPOSITE.
422
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:40,269
YOU WERE SWEET
AND KIND AND GENTLE.
423
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:41,337
CHARLENE, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE
424
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:44,440
BEFORE YOU RUIN MY REPUTATION.
425
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:48,810
CAN I GO WITH YOU?
MINE'S ALREADY RUINED.
426
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:50,646
HEY, I'M SORRY THIS
HAPPENED, ARNOLD.
427
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,515
BUT TELL ME SOMETHING.
428
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,517
IF TERESA HAD A DATE WITH YOU,
429
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:56,618
WHY WOULD SHE
BRING SOMEBODY ELSE?
430
00:17:56,642 --> 00:18:00,856
'CAUSE SHE'S A
BIGAMIST, THAT'S WHY.
431
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:04,460
ARE YOU SURE THERE HASN'T BEEN
SOME KIND OF A MISUNDERSTANDING HERE?
432
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:07,663
NO. I PERSONALLY
ASKED HER TO COME OVER,
433
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,066
AND SHE LEANED RIGHT DOWN
AND SAID YES TO MY FACE.
434
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:12,601
AND DID YOU MAKE
IT PERFECTLY CLEAR
435
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:15,871
THAT YOU WERE ASKING HER TO BE YOUR
DATE AT YOUR PARTY, NOT JUST A GUEST?
436
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:18,006
RUN THAT BY ME AGAIN.
437
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:20,676
SEE, ARNOLD, I
THINK IT'S POSSIBLE
438
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:24,413
THAT SHE DIDN'T KNOW THAT
SHE WAS GONNA BE YOUR DATE.
439
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,415
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT, DAD.
440
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,418
WHEN I ASKED HER, I WAS NERVOUS.
441
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,419
WELL, THE SAME THING'S
HAPPENED TO ME, ARNOLD.
442
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:31,920
HOW OLD WERE YOU?
443
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:37,259
50. IT WAS LAST NIGHT.
444
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:40,129
LISTEN, THE NEXT TIME YOU
WANT TO TAKE TERESA OUT,
445
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:44,800
BE SURE THERE'S NO
MISUNDERSTANDING, O.K.?
446
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,736
SHE WOULD HAVE KNOWN I
MADE A DATE IF IT WASN'T ME.
447
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:48,870
WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
448
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:50,406
TERESA WOULD HAVE
KNOWN I MADE A DATE
449
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:53,476
IF I WAS TALL, DARK
AND HANDSOME.
450
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,912
WELL, TWO OUT
OF THREE AIN'T BAD.
451
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:59,781
IT AIN'T BAD, BUT
IT AIN'T ENOUGH.
452
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:02,251
GIRLS DON'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY.
453
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:06,755
I WANT TO BE A SEX OBJECT.
454
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:10,593
OH, ARNOLD, IS THAT WHY YOU
DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE A PARTY
455
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:11,893
TO BEGIN WITH?
456
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,795
HUH? BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT
YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO GET
457
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,664
A REAL DATE? YEAH.
458
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,099
LET'S FACE IT, DAD.
459
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:19,635
I'LL NEVER GET A GIRL OF MY OWN.
460
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,638
OH, THAT'S NOT AT
ALL TRUE, ARNOLD.
461
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,306
YOU'RE SELLING YOURSELF SHORT.
462
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,975
I MEAN...
463
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:30,712
UH, LISTEN, SON, COME HERE.
464
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:35,184
SEE, EVERYBODY HAS CERTAIN
PROBLEMS, CERTAIN HANDICAPS
465
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,052
THAT THEY HAVE TO
LEARN TO LIVE WITH.
466
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:40,722
I THINK I'M GONNA BE A MONK.
467
00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:45,060
I'M GONNA GIVE UP
WOMEN AND BE CELEBRATE.
468
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:48,564
WELL, ARNOLD, I DON'T THINK
YOU HAVE TO GO QUITE THAT FAR.
469
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:52,067
YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, SON, YOU'VE
GOT AN AWFUL LOT GOIN' FOR YOU.
470
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:54,736
BEING SHORT DOESN'T
REALLY MATTER.
471
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,706
THAT'S EASY TO SAY
WHEN YOU'RE TALL.
472
00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:01,177
WELL, LOOK AT NAPOLEON. HIS
WIFE WAS THE BEAUTIFUL JOSEPHINE.
473
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,413
AND THE FAMOUS JOCKEY WILLIE
SHOEMAKER, HE HAS A BEAUTIFUL WIFE.
474
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:08,684
EVEN MICKEY ROONEY, ALL 8 OF
HIS WIVES WERE VERY BEAUTIFUL.
475
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:13,088
I DON'T WANT A
WIFE. I WANT A DATE.
476
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:17,726
WELL, THAT SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD
FOR A GUY WITH ALL YOUR NATURAL CHARM
477
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:22,398
AND HUMOR AND GOOD MANNERS,
EXCEPT WHEN YOU'RE EATING OF COURSE.
478
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:24,066
ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS, ARNOLD:
479
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:26,935
WOMEN LIKE TO BE TREATED
WITH RESPECT AND CONSIDERATION.
480
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,671
THEY DO?
481
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:30,272
OH, SURE.
482
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:33,342
IN SCHOOL, YOU'VE READ ABOUT
SIR WALTER RALEIGH, HAVEN'T YOU?
483
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:38,780
YEAH. HE'S THE CLOWN
THAT INVENTED CIGARETTES.
484
00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:41,049
YEAH, THAT'S TRUE, BUT HE
ALSO DID SOME GOOD THINGS.
485
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,285
NOW, THERE WAS A REAL GENTLEMAN.
486
00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:46,288
ON ONE OCCASION, A LADY
WANTED TO CROSS THE STREET,
487
00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:48,190
BUT THERE WAS THIS BIG
PUDDLE OF WATER, SEE?
488
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:50,459
YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID?
HE TOOK OFF HIS CAPE
489
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:52,661
AND HE THREW IT OVER THE PUDDLE
SO HER FEET WOULDN'T GET WET.
490
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,530
AFTER THAT, ALL THE
WOMEN IN LONDON LOVED HIM.
491
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:57,600
THEY DID? RIGHT.
492
00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:58,800
AND THE ONLY TIME HE
DIDN'T HAVE A WOMAN WITH HIM
493
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:01,237
WAS WHEN THEY BURIED HIM.
494
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:03,972
LISTEN, ARNOLD, INSTEAD OF
FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF,
495
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:06,007
YOU SHOULD MAKE THE
BEST OF WHAT YOU'VE GOT.
496
00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:07,976
I PROMISE YOU, YOU'LL BE
SURPRISED AT THE RESULTS.
497
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,480
BUT HOW DO I DO THAT?
498
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:17,419
LET ME GIVE YOU A
COUPLE OF SUGGESTIONS.
499
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:20,122
ARE MY GUESTS
ENJOYING THEMSELVES?
500
00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:22,424
GREAT PARTY,
ARNOLD. GREAT PARTY.
501
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:25,060
AREN'T YOU EATING, MY DEAR?
502
00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:26,995
MAY I SHOW YOU SOMETHING
IN THE WAY OF A HOTDOG?
503
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:28,731
THANK YOU, ARNOLD.
504
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:31,400
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
505
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:35,704
WE HAVE ONE OF THESE
HOTDOGS AND MUSTARD.
506
00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:38,641
HERE YOU ARE. THANKS.
507
00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:40,142
THESE HOTDOGS ARE GOOD, ARNOLD.
508
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:41,543
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE ONE, MY DEAR?
509
00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:42,578
YES, I WOULD.
510
00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:45,202
GOOD. AH!
511
00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:51,754
LADIES FIRST.
512
00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:55,223
YOU'RE VERY CONSIDERATE, ARNOLD.
513
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:57,225
THERE AREN'T MANY
OF US GENTLEMEN LEFT.
514
00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:59,495
AND I LOVE THE
LILT IN YOUR VOICE.
515
00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:02,464
HEE. THANK YOU, ARNOLD.
516
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:05,623
AND THE CUTE WAY YOU TILT
YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU GIGGLE.
517
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:11,039
WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?
518
00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:12,207
DO YOU WANT SOME PUNCH, TERESA?
519
00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:13,409
SURE.
520
00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:16,211
GET ME SOME, TOO.
521
00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:18,414
I'LL GET YOU A GLASS
OF PUNCH, TERESA.
522
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:20,015
THANK YOU. MY PLEASURE.
523
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:21,583
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO...
524
00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:23,452
DRINK IT FOR HER?
525
00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:25,354
YES, IF SHE WISHES.
526
00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:27,623
LOOK, SHE'S MY DATE.
527
00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:29,858
I'LL GET IT FOR HER. HEY!
528
00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:31,627
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
529
00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:33,595
IT'S ALL OVER THE FLOOR!
530
00:22:33,619 --> 00:22:39,134
NO PROBLEM. NO PROBLEM.
531
00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:43,038
I'LL HANDLE IT.
532
00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:46,263
ALLOW ME, MY DEAR.
533
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:52,881
WHAT A FOOL! HE
RUINED HIS COSTUME.
534
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:54,149
THAT'S REAL DUMB. ARNOLD.
535
00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:55,217
YEAH, ARNOLD.
536
00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:56,251
THAT'S DUMB.
537
00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:58,119
HE IS NOT DUMB.
538
00:22:58,143 --> 00:23:00,088
IT'S JUST THAT HE'S 11 NOW,
539
00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:05,126
I HEAR PUBERTY CAN DO
WEIRD THINGS TO A GUY.
540
00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:08,263
WELL, I THINK ARNOLD IS
THE ONLY GENTLEMEN HERE.
541
00:23:08,287 --> 00:23:10,999
Girls: YEAH, I'M WITH YOU.
542
00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:13,502
WELL, THANK YOU FOR BEING
SO CONSIDERATE, ARNOLD.
543
00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:15,437
YOU KNOW, YOU'VE
GOT A LOT OF CLASS.
544
00:23:15,461 --> 00:23:17,339
NO SWEAT.
545
00:23:17,363 --> 00:23:19,207
UH... EXCUSE US.
546
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:21,009
CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?
547
00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:24,179
UM, EH-HEH...
548
00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:26,849
DO YOU THINK WE COULD GO TO A
MOVIE OR SOMETHING SOMETIME,
549
00:23:26,873 --> 00:23:28,784
LIKE A REAL DATE?
550
00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:31,152
WELL, TO TELL YOU
THE TRUTH, ARNOLD,
551
00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:34,055
I NEVER THOUGHT OF YOU THAT WAY.
552
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,858
OH...
553
00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:37,526
I UNDERSTAND.
554
00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:39,762
WELL, EAT ALL YOU WANT ANYWAY.
555
00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:42,831
JUST A MINUTE.
556
00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:46,201
I NEVER THOUGHT OF YOU THAT WAY
'CAUSE AT SCHOOL YOU'RE JUST, UH...
557
00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:48,670
WELL, JUST A CUTE LITTLE KID.
558
00:23:48,694 --> 00:23:51,740
I KNOW.
559
00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:54,643
BUT NOW THAT I SEE
THIS SIDE OF YOU,
560
00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,144
I REALIZE THERE'S
MUCH MORE TO YOU.
561
00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:58,079
YEAH?
562
00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:00,115
LIKE WHAT?
563
00:24:00,139 --> 00:24:03,351
WELL, YOU'RE SO CONFIDENT,
THOUGHTFUL, AND CHARMING.
564
00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:06,054
THAT'S ME.
565
00:24:06,078 --> 00:24:08,189
SO COULD WE GO
ON A DATE SOMETIME.
566
00:24:08,213 --> 00:24:10,592
I'D LOVE TO.
567
00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:14,563
OH... MAN!
568
00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:17,433
WOULD YOU LIKE TO WALK
ACROSS MY CAPE AGAIN?
569
00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:20,023
I'D BE HONORED.
570
00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:40,388
♪ NOW, THE WORLD DON'T MOVE ♪
571
00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:42,825
♪ TO THE BEAT OF JUST ONE DRUM ♪
572
00:24:42,849 --> 00:24:44,827
♪ WHAT MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR YOU ♪
573
00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:46,495
♪ MAY NOT BE RIGHT FOR SOME ♪
574
00:24:46,519 --> 00:24:48,730
♪ A MAN IS BORN ♪
575
00:24:48,754 --> 00:24:50,599
♪ HE'S A MAN OF MEANS ♪
576
00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:52,668
♪ THEN ALONG COME TWO ♪
577
00:24:52,692 --> 00:24:54,470
♪ THEY GOT NOTHIN'
BUT THEIR JEANS ♪
578
00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:56,672
♪ BUT THEY GOT
DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪
579
00:24:56,696 --> 00:24:58,740
♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪
580
00:24:58,764 --> 00:25:00,809
♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪
581
00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:02,878
♪ TO MOVE THE
WORLD, YES, IT DOES ♪
582
00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:06,269
♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT
STROKES TO MOVE THE WORLD ♪
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