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♪ NOW, THE WORLD DON'T MOVE ♪
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♪ TO THE BEAT OF JUST ONE DRUM ♪
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♪ WHAT MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR YOU ♪
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♪ MAY NOT BE RIGHT FOR SOME ♪
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♪ A MAN IS BORN ♪
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♪ HE'S A MAN OF MEANS ♪
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♪ THEN ALONG COME TWO ♪
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♪ THEY GOT NOTHIN'
BUT THEIR JEANS ♪
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♪ BUT THEY GOT
DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪
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♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪
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♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪
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♪ TO MOVE THE WORLD ♪
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♪ EVERYBODY'S GOT ♪
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♪ A SPECIAL KIND OF STORY ♪
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♪ EVERYBODY FINDS
A WAY TO SHINE ♪
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♪ IT DON'T MATTER THAT YOU GOT ♪
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♪ NOT A LOT... SO WHAT? ♪
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♪ THEY'LL HAVE THEIRS,
YOU'LL HAVE YOURS ♪
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♪ AND I'LL HAVE MINE ♪
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♪ AND TOGETHER WE'LL BE FINE ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE IT TAKES
DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪
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♪ TO MOVE THE
WORLD, YES, IT DOES ♪
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♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT
STROKES TO MOVE THE WORLD ♪
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WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG, ADELAIDE?
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I'M REALLY IN A
HURRY THIS MORNING.
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I WILL SERVE NO
PANCAKE BEFORE ITS TIME.
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LOOKS LIKE FEEDING
TIME AT THE ZOO.
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SO WHAT'S YOUR BIG
HURRY THIS MORNING, WILLIS?
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I HAVE A CAMPAIGN MEETING
BEFORE MY FIRST CLASS.
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HEY, WILLIS, IF YOU GET
ELECTED CLASS PRESIDENT,
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CAN I BE YOUR VICE PRESIDENT?
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THAT'S RIDICULOUS, ARNOLD.
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YOU DON'T EVEN GO TO MY SCHOOL.
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WELL, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
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NOBODY NOTICES VICE
PRESIDENTS ANYWAY.
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YOU KNOW, WILLIS,
HERE'S SOMETHING ELSE...
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RUNNING FOR OFFICE,
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PITCHING ON THE BASEBALL TEAM,
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ACTING IN THE SCHOOL PLAY,
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ON 3 COMMITTEES.
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GOSH, WILLIS, HOW
DO YOU DO ALL THAT
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AND STILL GET ALL YOUR
SCHOOLWORK DONE?
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IT'S EASY. HE SKIPS
THE SCHOOLWORK.
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NO, I DON'T.
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IN FACT, I'M EVEN STUDYING
HARDER THAN EVER.
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I HAVE TO IF I'M GONNA GET
THE GRADES I NEED FOR COLLEGE.
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IS THAT HOW YOU
STAY ON SCHEDULE,
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GOBBLING DOWN YOUR FOOD?
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HIS MOTTO IS, "GOBBLE
NOW, CHEW LATER."
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DRUMMOND RESIDENCE.
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WHO'S CALLING?
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ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.
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IT'S YOUR CAMPAIGN
MANAGER, MR. PRESIDENT.
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TRY NOT TO EAT THE PHONE.
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HELLO, JERRY? HEY, HOW YA DOIN'?
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ARE ALL MY CAMPAIGN POSTERS UP?
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WELL, WHY NOT? I TOLD
YOU IT WAS IMPORTANT.
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GOOD MORNING, ADELAIDE.
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GOOD MORNING, MR. DRUMMOND.
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Both: GOOD MORNING, DAD.
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WELL, GET 'EM UP
RIGHT AWAY, JER.
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DID YOU TURN IN THE RELEASE I
WROTE FOR THE SCHOOL PAPER?
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AH, GOOD, GOOD.
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AND DON'T FORGET,
TELL THE DRAMA TEACHER
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I'M GONNA BE A LITTLE
LATE FOR REHEARSAL.
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GREAT. BYE.
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LISTEN TO THAT DYNAMO.
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HE'S A CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK.
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THANKS, DAD.
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SPEAKING OF THE OLD BLOCK,
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR HEAD?
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IT'S NOTHING SERIOUS. I GUESS A
MUSCLE IN MY NECK STIFFENED UP.
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I MUST'VE SLEPT IN A DRAFT.
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HMM. WELL, SOME DRAFT.
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PULLED YOUR HEAD RIGHT
OVER ON YOUR SHOULDER.
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DON'T WORRY. I'M
FINE. NO PROBLEM.
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HONEY, WOULD YOU MIND
TYING MY SHOES FOR ME, PLEASE?
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SURE, DAD.
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DAD, CAN'T YOU EVEN BEND?
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OF COURSE I CAN,
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BUT I'VE DONE IT SO OFTEN, WHAT
WOULD I PROVE BY DOING IT AGAIN?
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MR. DRUMMOND, I KNOW JUST
WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH.
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I CAN'T BEND OVER TO
TIE MY SHOES EITHER.
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ADELAIDE, YOU GOT A
PROBLEM WITH YOUR BACK?
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NO. I HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH MY WAIST.
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I DON'T HAVE ONE.
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YOU KNOW, DADDY, YOU SHOULD REALLY
GET SOME TREATMENT FOR YOUR NECK.
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OH, I WOULDN'T TAKE IT
TOO SERIOUSLY. I'M FINE.
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WELL, IF YOU GUYS WILL EXCUSE ME, I
GOTTA GET TO THAT CAMPAIGN MEETING.
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STAY IN THERE PUNCHING, SON.
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AS HARRY TRUMAN USED
TO SAY, "GIVE 'EM HECK."
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I THOUGHT HE SAID,
"GIVE 'EM HELL."
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YEAH, I GUESS HE SAID THAT, TOO.
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WELL, I GOTTA GO. I GOT A
BIG DAY. SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
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BYE-BYE. AAH! OH!
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DAD, YOU SHOULD
REALLY SEE A DOCTOR.
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YOU KNOW, DADDY,
WILLIS IS RIGHT.
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YOU'RE IN MORE PAIN
THAN YOU'RE LETTING ON.
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I HAVEN'T GOT TIME
TO SEE A DOCTOR.
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I'VE GOT A HUNDRED THINGS
TO CATCH UP ON AT THE OFFICE.
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THIS NEW BIG MERGER WE'RE
DOING HAS GOT ME ALL TIED UP.
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DAD, WE CAN'T BEAR
TO SEE YOU SUFFER.
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WE LOVE YOU!
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OOH!
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ARNOLD, COULD YOU PLEASE
LOVE ME FROM A DISTANCE?
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SORRY, DAD.
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I THINK MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I'M GONNA TRY AND FIND SOME
TIME TODAY TO SEE DR. JULIAN.
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DON'T WAIT TOO LONG.
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IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE
EAVESDROPPING ON YOUR ARMPITS.
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FELLOW STUDENTS,
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AS YOU KNOW, I'M A CANDIDATE
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FOR THE PRESENT FOR
THE FRESHMAN CLASS.
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TALKING TO YOUR
FAVORITE AUDIENCE...
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YOURSELF.
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COOL IT, ARNOLD.
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FELLOW STUDENTS, AS
YOU KNOW, I'M A CANDIDATE
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FOR THE PRESIDENT OF
THE FRESHMAN CLASS,
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AND THAT'S A BIG RESPONSIBILITY.
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NAH, THAT'S TOO STIFF.
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I NEED SOMETHING
TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD.
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WHAT WAS THAT JOKE
DAD TOLD US YESTERDAY?
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WILLIS, DON'T TELL
ONE OF HIS JOKES.
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THEY'LL TURN ON YOU.
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WELL, ANYWAY, DO YOU MIND
GIVING ME A LITTLE PRIVACY?
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I'M REHEARSING FOR
THE DEBATE FRIDAY.
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IT'S IN FRONT OF THE
WHOLE FRESHMAN CLASS,
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RIGHT BEFORE THE ELECTION.
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WELL, IF YOU'RE
WORRIED ABOUT IT,
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HEARD OF A GOOD WAY TO RELAX
WHEN YOU'RE GIVING A SPEECH.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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YOU JUST IMAGINE
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE
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IS SITTING THERE IN
THEIR UNDERWEAR.
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COME ON, ARNOLD.
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IT'S TRUE.
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YOU WANT TO TRY IT? I'LL SIT
HERE IN MY JOCKEY SHORTS.
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DON'T. STOP FOOLING AROUND, MAN.
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THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME.
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DO YOU WANT ME TO
LOSE THE ELECTION?
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I MEAN, AFTER THE DEBATE,
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THE STUDENTS ASK A
LOT OF TOUGH QUESTIONS.
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THAT'S NO PROBLEM.
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IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWERS,
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DO WHAT POLITICIANS DO.
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JUST CHUCKLE AND TRY
TO LOOK INTELLIGENT.
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HOW'S THAT?
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OKAY ON THE CHUCKLE,
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BUT THE INTELLIGENCE
NEEDS SOME WORK.
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I'M HOME, GANG.
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WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
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COME HERE. I WANT TO
SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
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WHAT IS IT, DAD?
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WHAT, DADDY?
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GATHER ROUND.
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YOU NOTICE ANYTHING?
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HEY, DADDY, YOUR
NECK IS ALL BETTER.
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YEAH, THAT'S GREAT, DAD.
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I CAN TURN IT EVERY WAY
BUT ALL THE WAY AROUND,
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AND WHEN I LEARN TO DO THAT, I'LL
RENT MYSELF OUT AS A LIGHTHOUSE.
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WELL, HOW'D YOU CURE IT, DAD?
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FORTUNATELY,
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I LEARNED SOMETHING
VERY IMPORTANT TODAY.
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THE PAIN IN MY NECK
CAME FROM THIS.
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FROM TAPPING YOUR
FOREHEAD WITH YOUR FINGER?
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NO, I MEAN IT WAS
CAUSED BY MY MIND.
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IT CAME FROM STRESS.
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ALTHOUGH I WAS
TOTALLY UNAWARE OF IT.
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I HAVE BEEN UNDER A LOT OF
PRESSURE AT THE OFFICE LATELY.
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WHO TOLD YOU YOU HAD STRESS?
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DR. JULIAN.
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HE GAVE ME A STRESS TEST.
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WHAT'D HE DO, SHOW YOU THE
BILL AND THEN TAKE YOUR PULSE?
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THE BILL DIDN'T HELP.
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NO, THE STRESS TEST
WAS ABOUT QUESTIONS
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ABOUT MY ATTITUDE
AND MY FEELINGS,
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AND THE UPSHOT IS THIS.
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THE TENSION I'VE
BEEN UNDER AT WORK
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HAS REALLY BEEN GETTING TO ME.
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WELL, DAD, IF YOU HAVE STRESS,
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YOU SURE PUT A LID ON IT.
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YOU ALWAYS KEEP YOUR COOL.
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THAT'S ONE OF MY PROBLEMS.
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I TRY NOT TO SHOW ANY ANGER,
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I KEEP IT ALL LOCKED UP INSIDE.
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WELL, I REMEMBER A FEW
TIMES WHEN IT ESCAPED
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AND LANDED ALL OVER ME.
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I'D BE BETTER OFF IF I
COULD DO THAT AT WORK, TOO,
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INSTEAD OF HOLDING IT IN.
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WHEN STRESS BUILDS UP,
THE BODY NEEDS RELEASE,
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OR IT REBELS.
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IS THAT WHY SOME
PEOPLE GET ULCERS?
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RIGHT. FORTUNATELY, ALL I
GOT WAS MUSCLE TENSION,
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WHICH WAS EASILY CURED.
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UH, WELL, ALMOST CURED.
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WELL, FROM NOW ON, I'M
NOT HOLDING IN MY ANGER.
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I'M GOING IN THE
KITCHEN AND BEAT AN EGG!
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HEY, COME HERE, KIDS. I
WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
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THIS LITTLE GADGET
MEASURES STRESS.
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IT'S CALLED A BIOFEEDBACK
RELAXATION SYSTEM.
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YOU SURE THAT THING RELAXES YOU
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OR OPENS YOUR GARAGE DOOR?
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HOW DOES IT WORK, DADDY?
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WELL, IT MEASURES THE
ELECTRICAL SKIN RESISTANCE
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AND TEMPERATURE.
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HATE TO HAVE MY
TEMPERATURE TAKEN WITH THAT.
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WITH YOUR MOUTH,
THEY COULD GET IT IN.
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IT WASN'T MY MOUTH
I WAS THINKING OF.
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OKAY, LET ME SHOW
YOU HOW IT WORKS.
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SEE? YOU PRESS YOUR
FINGERS ON HERE LIKE THIS.
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NOW, IF YOU EXPERIENCE
ANY UNUSUAL STRESS,
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THE MACHINE TELLS YOU.
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IT MAKES A SOUND. NOW, WATCH.
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WILLIS, WILL YOU GET BEHIND ME,
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AND WITHOUT WARNING ME AT ALL,
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CLAP YOUR HANDS NEAR MY EAR.
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WHAT DOES THAT DO,
DADDY, FRIGHTEN YOU?
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OH, NO, NOT REALLY
FRIGHTEN ME...
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ALL I DID, WHAT YOU SAID, DAD.
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YOU HEAR THAT?
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THAT WHISTLE TELLS ME
THAT THAT LOUD SOUND
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HAS GIVEN ME TEMPORARY STRESS,
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AND THEN IT WILL DROP
BACK TO MY NORMAL LEVEL.
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WELL, HOW DO YOU GET RID OF IT?
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OR DO YOU HAVE TO GO
THROUGH LIFE WITH A LOW HUM?
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I CAN GET RID OF IT
BY EASING MY TENSION.
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THE DOCTOR SHOWED ME HOW
TO DO THAT WITH MEDITATION.
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HE SAID THAT'S LIKE GIVING
MYSELF PERMISSION TO RELAX.
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00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:16,232
SCHOOL GIVES ME STRESS.
229
00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:18,322
CAN I GIVE MYSELF
PERMISSION TO STAY HOME?
230
00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:23,114
HOW ABOUT GIVING YOUR BRAIN
PERMISSION TO START WORKING?
231
00:09:24,531 --> 00:09:27,076
NO, LOOK, KIDS. I'LL SHOW
YOU HOW TO MEDITATE, OK?
232
00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,646
NOW, I SHUT MY EYES,
233
00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:30,880
TAKE A DEEP BREATH...
234
00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:33,816
SHUT OUT ALL THOUGHTS,
235
00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:34,918
AND REPEAT TO MYSELF,
236
00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:40,023
AH-OOM, AH-OOM, AH-OOM...
237
00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:42,391
SOUNDS LIKE YOUR
MOTOR NEEDS A TUNE-UP.
238
00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:47,597
AH-OOM...
239
00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:49,498
AH-OOM.
240
00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:51,355
AH-OOM.
241
00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:58,908
THERE.
242
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,932
YOU HEAR THAT? MUCH
QUIETER, MUCH BETTER.
243
00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:06,148
DADDY, WHY DO YOU
HAVE TO SAY AH-OOM?
244
00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:07,684
WELL, YOU DON'T.
245
00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,485
YOU CAN SAY ALMOST ANY
WORD THAT SOUNDS RELAXING.
246
00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:11,054
I KNOW WHAT WORD I'D SAY.
247
00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:13,155
HAMBURGER...
248
00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:15,959
HAMBURGER...
249
00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:18,227
HAMBURGER.
250
00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:21,230
NOW, DADDY, WHAT HAPPENS IF A
PERSON CAN'T CONTROL HIS STRESS?
251
00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:23,432
WELL, THAT CAN CAUSE
SERIOUS PROBLEMS.
252
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,534
HOW SERIOUS, DAD?
253
00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:28,571
WELL, HOW SERIOUS DO
YOU CONSIDER DEATH?
254
00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:30,261
WHATCHA TALKIN' ABOUT, DAD?
255
00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:36,312
IT'S TRUE.
256
00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,748
STRESS CAN LEAD TO
HEART ATTACKS OR STROKES.
257
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:41,383
FORTUNATELY, I'M GETTING MY
PROBLEM UNDER CONTROL NOW.
258
00:10:41,407 --> 00:10:43,720
PLEASE DON'T HOLD
ANYTHING IN, DAD.
259
00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:44,954
IF YOU WANT TO GET MAD,
260
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,544
YELL AT WILLIS.
261
00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:50,593
NOW, LISTEN, I'M GONNA GO
AND PUT MY BRIEFCASE AWAY,
262
00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:52,762
AND THEN I'LL COME AND SHOW YOU
MY OTHER RELAXATION EXERCISES.
263
00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:54,130
MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO DO THEM
WITH ME. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?
264
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:54,931
SURE. YEAH, DAD. WE'D LOVE IT.
265
00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:57,366
HOW ABOUT THAT?
266
00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,702
I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING OVER
MY SHOULDER. ISN'T THAT GREAT?
267
00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:01,993
NOT IF YOU'RE WALKING
TOWARD AN OPEN MANHOLE.
268
00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:06,175
THAT'S A TERRIFIC
LITTLE MACHINE, HUH?
269
00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,777
CAREFUL, ARNOLD,
THAT'S NOT A TOY.
270
00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,679
I JUST WANT TO TRY IT.
271
00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:12,348
KIDS YOUR AGE DON'T HAVE STRESS.
272
00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:15,852
THEY GIVE STRESS TO
PEOPLE LIKE OLDER BROTHERS.
273
00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,486
BE A PAL, KIMBERLY,
274
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,088
AND CLAP YOUR HANDS BY MY EAR.
275
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,890
WITH PLEASURE, ARNOLD.
276
00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:23,074
DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY.
277
00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:32,368
SEE? NO STRESS.
278
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:33,836
I WANT TO TRY AGAIN.
279
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,104
ARNOLD, GIVE ME THAT.
280
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:36,888
DAD DOESN'T WANT US
PLAYING AROUND WITH THIS.
281
00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:45,314
WILLIS, YOU WHISTLE
WITHOUT CLAPPING.
282
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:49,118
THAT THING'S SUPPOSED TO
GO UP AND DOWN, NOT UP AND UP.
283
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:51,654
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
284
00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:53,690
WHO IS MAKING THAT
THING WHISTLE LIKE THAT?
285
00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:54,924
WILLIS.
286
00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:57,660
DAD, EITHER WILLIS HAS STRESS,
287
00:11:57,684 --> 00:12:00,185
OR THAT GADGET IS
TRYING TO CALL A TAXI.
288
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,906
DAD, THIS THING MUST BE BROKEN.
289
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,841
HOW CAN I HAVE
STRESS? I'M TOO YOUNG.
290
00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,309
WILLIS, ANYBODY CAN HAVE STRESS.
291
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,078
EVEN INFANTS CAN.
292
00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:16,713
BUT MAYBE SO,
DAD, BUT LOOK AT ME.
293
00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:18,715
I'M A PERFECT SPECIMEN.
294
00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:21,472
YEAH, BUT MOST OF YOUR MUSCLES
ARE HOLDING UP YOUR AFRO.
295
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,759
DADDY, WHAT COULD
BE GIVING WILLIS STRESS?
296
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,260
I DON'T HAVE STRESS.
297
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:32,661
WELL, MAYBE YOU DO.
298
00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:35,464
YOU DO HAVE A TENDENCY TO
DO TOO MUCH JUST THE WAY I DO.
299
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:37,133
WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO,
300
00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:39,157
RETIRE WITH LAWRENCE
WELK AND BLOW BUBBLES?
301
00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:43,639
WHAT I WANT YOU TO
DO IS TO SEE DR. JULIAN.
302
00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:45,875
LET'S NOT TAKE CHANCES
WITH YOUR HEALTH, OK?
303
00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,509
DAD, I DON'T WANT
TO SEE A DOCTOR.
304
00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,779
I'M TOO BUSY.
305
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:52,303
COURSE I MAY HAVE
TIME TO SEE A NURSE.
306
00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:57,253
WILLIS, THIS IS NO
LAUGHING MATTER.
307
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,555
YEAH, LISTEN TO DAD.
308
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,190
I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE.
309
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:02,591
IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO YOU,
310
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,193
WHOSE FACE AM I
GONNA STEP DOWN ON
311
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,584
WHEN I GET OUT OF MY BUNK
TO GO TO THE BATHROOM?
312
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,331
WELL, THERE YOU ARE.
313
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,367
ALL SET TO GO.
314
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,302
THANK YOU FOR SETTING IT UP.
315
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:16,272
I KNOW WE'LL HAVE MANY
HOURS OF ENJOYMENT FROM THIS
316
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,416
WHEN WE FIGURE OUT WHAT IT IS.
317
00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:21,744
Kimberly: HAVE A NICE DAY.
318
00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:23,112
SO LONG.
319
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,882
GEE, I WONDER WHAT
DADDY PLANS TO DO WITH IT.
320
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:28,506
I DON'T KNOW. BUT HE'S
TOO OLD FOR A JUNGLE GYM.
321
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,388
WELL, WHATEVER IT
IS, I KNOW ONE THING.
322
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,112
I'M GONNA HAVE TO DUST IT.
323
00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:37,359
HI, EVERYBODY. OH, IT'S HERE!
324
00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:38,427
GREAT.
325
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,062
WHAT IS IT, MR. DRUMMOND?
326
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:42,498
THIS IS AN ANTI-GRAVITY
TRACTION GYM.
327
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:45,401
RUN IT BY ME AGAIN.
328
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,236
IT'S AN APPARATUS TO HELP
ME RELAX TENSE MUSCLES
329
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,470
IN MY NECK AND MY BACK.
330
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:51,007
MY DOCTOR PRESCRIBED IT FOR ME.
331
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:53,509
OH, WILLIS, WHAT DID
THE DOCTOR SAY TO YOU?
332
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,678
WELL, HE SAYS I DO
HAVE A LITTLE STRESS
333
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:57,814
AND THAT I SHOULD CUT
DOWN ON MY ACTIVITIES.
334
00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:00,216
THAT'S RIGHT. AND I THINK IT
WOULD BE A VERY GOOD IDEA
335
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,285
IF YOU GAVE UP THE
ELECTION AT SCHOOL.
336
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:05,888
GIVE IT UP? I'VE BEEN KNOCKING
MYSELF OUT TO GET ELECTED.
337
00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:08,057
ALL RIGHT. THEN
FORGET ABOUT BASEBALL.
338
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,759
DAD, I'M FIRST STRING.
339
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:13,162
WHAT ABOUT THE
SCHOOL PLAY YOU'RE IN?
340
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:16,432
DAD, I GOT THE STARRING ROLE.
341
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,600
WILLIS, IF YOU CAN'T GET
YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT,
342
00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:19,936
THEN I'M GONNA DO IT FOR YOU.
343
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,037
YOU'RE GONNA GIVE
UP THE ELECTION.
344
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,138
OH, BUT, DAD...
345
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,206
EVER SINCE YOU TOOK THAT ON,
346
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,174
YOU HAVE BEEN A
BUNDLE OF NERVES.
347
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,475
IT'S PUTTING TOO MUCH
PRESSURE ON YOU.
348
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,044
DADDY'S RIGHT, WILLIS.
349
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,445
YOU'RE BURNING YOURSELF OUT.
350
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:32,014
SPEAKING OF BURNING, I
BETTER GO CHECK THE CHICKEN.
351
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:34,305
I MAY HAVE TO BASTE
IT WITH SOLARCAINE.
352
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,420
DAD, I CAN'T PULL OUT JUST
BEFORE THE BIG DEBATE
353
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:39,655
AND THE ELECTION.
354
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,457
SO I'LL HAVE A FEW
MORE DAYS OF STRESS.
355
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,592
WHAT DIFFERENCE WILL IT MAKE?
356
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,061
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN GOING TO A FUNERAL
357
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:48,397
AND BEING THE GUEST OF HONOR.
358
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:51,000
LOOK, WILLIS, JUST SAY
YOU ARE TO GET ELECTED.
359
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,502
THAT'S WHEN THE
TROUBLE REALLY STARTS.
360
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:54,893
JUST ASK NIXON.
361
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:58,307
SURE, YOU'VE SEEN WHAT
HAPPENS TO PRESIDENTS.
362
00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,909
WHEN THEY'RE RUNNING FOR
OFFICE, THEY LOOK TERRIFIC.
363
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:03,479
A FEW MONTHS LATER, THEY
LOOK LIKE THEIR PASSPORT PHOTOS.
364
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,481
I WON'T LOOK LIKE THAT.
365
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:06,682
COME ON, WILLIS.
366
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,251
YOU AND I CAN USE
THIS THING TOGETHER.
367
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,451
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKS.
368
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:11,720
IT'S FUN.
369
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,389
YOU'LL ENJOY IT, AND IT'LL
HELP YOU RELIEVE YOUR STRESS.
370
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,158
OK, FIRST, PUT YOUR
HANDS ON THE FLOOR,
371
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,493
YOU BEND YOUR KNEES,
372
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,328
AND USE THE BOARD FOR SUPPORT.
373
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,830
I CAN ALREADY FEEL THE
BLOOD RUSHING TO MY HEAD.
374
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:23,821
YEAH, DADDY, YOUR
FACE IS ALL RED.
375
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:28,670
YOU LOOK LIKE A
BABOON AT THE ZOO.
376
00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:31,262
ONLY THEY'RE RED
ON THE OTHER END.
377
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:34,743
OH, THAT'S GREAT.
378
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,613
DOING THAT HELPS
RELAX KNOTTED MUSCLES.
379
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,148
IT TAKES TENSION
OUT OF THE SPINE,
380
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,582
RELAXES THE NERVES.
381
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,152
YOU CAN ALSO HANG LIKE THIS.
382
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,586
IT WORKS BOTH WAYS.
383
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,223
ALL RIGHT, DAD, I'LL USE
THIS GIZMO IF YOU INSIST.
384
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:50,126
BUT I REALLY DON'T WANT TO
DROP OUT OF THE ELECTION.
385
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,994
I REALLY THINK
YOU SHOULD, WILLIS.
386
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:53,562
DAD, THEY'LL CALL ME A QUITTER.
387
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,631
I WOULDN'T SAY THAT.
388
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:58,000
I'D SAY THAT YOU ARE SIMPLY
DIRECTING YOUR ENERGIES
389
00:15:58,024 --> 00:15:59,335
INTO OTHER ACTIVITIES.
390
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,503
DID YOU HEAR THAT, WILLIS?
391
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:05,107
THAT WAS A REAL NICE WAY
TO SAY YOU'RE A QUITTER.
392
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,943
THANKS, ARNOLD.
393
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,677
NOBODY'S GONNA
CALL YOU A QUITTER,
394
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,913
BUT YOU ARE GONNA DROP
OUT OF THE ELECTION. GOT THAT?
395
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:13,316
ALL RIGHT. YOU MADE YOUR POINT.
396
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,117
GOOD.
397
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,785
DADDY, YOU CAN'T BLAME
HIM FOR BEING UPSET.
398
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,354
HE REALLY HAS WORKED HARD.
399
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,222
WELL, I'D RATHER HAVE
HIM A LITTLE UPSET NOW
400
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:21,824
THAN HAVE HIM SICK LATER.
401
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:24,427
I WISH SOMEBODY HAD TOLD ME
ABOUT STRESS WHEN I WAS HIS AGE.
402
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:27,696
YEAH. I WANT WILLIS
TO LIVE A LONG TIME.
403
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,432
I LOVE HIM.
404
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:32,090
BESIDES, THE SUCKER
OWES ME 5 BUCKS!
405
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,611
HELLO, JERRY?
406
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:44,880
LISTEN, THERE'S SOMETHING
I HAVE TO TELL YOU
407
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:46,849
ABOUT THE ELECTION.
408
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:48,406
MY DAD THINKS THAT I SH...
409
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,676
WELL, HE THINKS THAT I...
410
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,892
THAT I'VE GOT A
GOOD CHANCE TO WIN,
411
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,694
SO LET'S REALLY
GO FOR IT, JERRY.
412
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:01,497
GREAT. WE'RE REALLY
GONNA WIN THAT ELECTION.
413
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,899
YOU CHECK ON THE
JACKSON FOR PREZ POSTERS,
414
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:06,268
AND YOU CAN TELL EVERYBODY
I'M READY FOR THAT DEBATE.
415
00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:08,237
BYE.
416
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:11,040
WILLIS, DAD JUST
TOLD YOU TO DROP OUT.
417
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:14,076
ARNOLD, YOU DIDN'T HEAR
WHAT I JUST TOLD JERRY.
418
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,444
SURE, I DID.
419
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,313
THESE HOLES ARE FOR LISTENING,
420
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:18,636
NOT CATCHING FLIES.
421
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:24,620
MAYBE YOU DON'T GET THE MESSAGE.
422
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:26,722
YOU DIDN'T HEAR
WHAT I JUST TOLD JERRY,
423
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,524
GET IT?
424
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,858
GOT IT.
425
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,163
AND CAN PLAY IT
BACK AT ANY SPEED.
426
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:36,165
AND YOU BETTER NOT
DOUBLE-CROSS ME.
427
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,067
ARE YOU KIDDING? NO
USE BOTH OF US WINDING UP
428
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,251
WITH NAME TAGS ON OUR BIG TOES.
429
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,909
WILLIS, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
430
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:49,145
DAD'S GOT STRESS,
YOU'VE GOT STRESS,
431
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,247
AND I CAN'T TELL DAD ABOUT
YOU AND THE ELECTION.
432
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,449
I'M GONNA GET STRESS
433
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,593
WORRYING ABOUT
EVERYONE ELSE'S STRESS.
434
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,677
I THINK EVEN ABRAHAM HAS STRESS.
435
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,328
HE'S BITING HIS BUBBLES.
436
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:41,964
WILLIS.
437
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,499
HUH?
438
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,033
WHERE'S ARNOLD?
439
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:47,136
WHERE ELSE? THE BATHROOM.
440
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:50,600
SOMETIMES HE FALLS
ASLEEP SITTING THERE.
441
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:54,843
NO, HE'S NOT THERE. I
WONDER WHERE HE COULD BE.
442
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,178
WE BETTER CHECK AROUND.
443
00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:58,347
WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS,
444
00:18:58,371 --> 00:19:01,971
BUT I BET HIS MOUTH IS WRAPPED
AROUND A SALAMI SANDWICH.
445
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,390
AH-OOM...
446
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:09,891
AH-OOM...
447
00:19:09,915 --> 00:19:11,960
AH-OOM...
448
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,496
AH-OOM...
449
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,331
AH-OOM...
450
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:17,166
AH-OOM...
451
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,967
AH-OOM...
452
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,736
AH-OOM...
453
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:21,737
AH-OOM...
454
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:22,871
ARNOLD.
455
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:25,508
ARNOLD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
456
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:28,944
I'M AH-OOMING MY STRESS AWAY.
457
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:32,581
STRESS? DID YOU USE
THAT BIOFEEDBACK GADGET?
458
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:33,715
NO, DAD.
459
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:36,018
THEN WHAT MAKES YOU
THINK YOU'VE GOT STRESS?
460
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:39,721
WELL... I DO HAVE A LOT
RUNNING AROUND IN MY HEAD.
461
00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:41,524
YEAH, AND YOU SURE
GOT A LOT OF SPACE
462
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:43,428
FOR IT TO RUN AROUND IN.
463
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:48,330
I DO HAVE A LOT TO WORRY ABOUT.
464
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:51,800
OH, REALLY? I'D
LIKE TO KNOW WHAT.
465
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,035
WELL...
466
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:54,703
UH...
467
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,505
I'M WORRIED ABOUT
STRESS, JUST LIKE YOU.
468
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,630
WHEN I'M NOT LOOKING,
MY NECK DOES LIKE THIS.
469
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:06,582
ARNOLD, IF THERE IS SOMETHING
THAT IS WORRYING YOU,
470
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:09,017
I WANT YOU TO
TELL ME WHAT IT IS.
471
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,486
WELL...
472
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:11,820
ALL RIGHT.
473
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:14,122
TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
474
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:15,457
I'M WORRIED ABOUT WILLIS.
475
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:16,792
WHAT ABOUT HIM?
476
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,727
OH, I KNOW.
477
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:19,961
HE'S WORRIED ABOUT ME
DOING MY RELAXING EXERCISES.
478
00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:21,363
LOOK, ARNOLD.
479
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,887
LOOK, I'M DOING THEM. AH-OOM.
480
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:28,304
CHECK IT OUT. I CAN
EVEN RELAX THIS WAY, TOO.
481
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,673
AH-OOM.
482
00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:32,074
AH-OOM.
483
00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:34,042
ARNOLD, ARE YOU TELLING ME
484
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,877
THAT YOU WOKE UP IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
485
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,747
ONLY BECAUSE YOU WERE WORRIED
ABOUT WILLIS DOING THOSE EXERCISES?
486
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:41,016
WHOA! THAT'S IT FOR NOW, DAD.
487
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,018
MAN, I FEEL LIKE A NEW MAN.
488
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,553
GOOD NIGHT, DAD.
489
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,088
COME ON, ARNOLD.
490
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:47,678
WAIT A MINUTE. HOLD IT.
491
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:51,327
LISTEN, THIS DOES NOT ADD UP.
492
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:52,761
NOW I WANT YOU TO TELL ME
493
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,196
WHAT IS REALLY WORRYING YOU.
494
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,164
WELL, YOU SEE...
495
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,434
IT'S OK, ARNOLD. I'LL TELL HIM.
496
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:02,638
THAT'S A LOAD OFF MY STRESS.
497
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:05,341
IT HAS TO DO WITH MY
RUNNING FOR CLASS PRESIDENT.
498
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,075
WELL, WHAT ABOUT IT?
499
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,278
IT'S MY RESIGNATION SPEECH.
500
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:11,347
I'VE BEEN REHEARSING
IT ALL NIGHT
501
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:12,881
AND KEEPING ARNOLD AWAKE.
502
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,082
AND I FINALLY FELL ASLEEP,
503
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,352
BUT ARNOLD COULDN'T.
504
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:18,153
SO HE CAME DOWN
HERE TO TRY TO RELAX.
505
00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:19,488
RIGHT, ARNOLD?
506
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:20,844
RIGHT.
507
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:23,592
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY
THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE?
508
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:24,960
'CAUSE, DAD, YOU
WOULD'VE BEEN MAD AT ME
509
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:27,429
FOR KEEPING ARNOLD AWAKE
THESE LAST FEW NIGHTS.
510
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,164
YOU'RE RIGHT.
511
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:30,699
YOU CAN REHEARSE YOUR
SPEECH DURING THE DAY.
512
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,134
BUT AS LONG AS WE'RE ALL UP,
513
00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:33,991
HOW ABOUT LETTING US HEAR IT?
514
00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:36,827
HEAR IT?
515
00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:39,775
WELL, UH...
516
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,744
DAD, YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.
517
00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:43,312
IT'S TOO SAD.
518
00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:44,747
IT'LL TEAR YOUR HEART OUT.
519
00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:46,081
AND YOU DON'T WANT TO CRY
520
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:48,384
IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN.
521
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:49,818
GOOD NIGHT, DAD.
522
00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:51,208
NIGHT, DAD.
523
00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:57,693
HI, SWEETHEART.
524
00:21:57,717 --> 00:21:58,894
HI, DADDY. I'M GLAD YOU'RE HOME.
525
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,496
DID YOU GET THE
MESSAGE AT YOUR OFFICE?
526
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,464
NO, I'VE BEEN OUT ALL
DAY. WHAT MESSAGE?
527
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:04,566
ABOUT THE NURSE SENDING
WILLIS HOME FROM SCHOOL.
528
00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:06,134
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HIM?
529
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,203
HE GOT REALLY SICK IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE DEBATE.
530
00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:09,705
DEBATE?!
531
00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:11,707
HE SAID HE WAS GONNA
DROP OUT OF THE ELECTION.
532
00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:13,509
NOW, DADDY, DON'T GET EXCITED.
533
00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:15,877
I'M NOT EXCITED. I'M
IN PERFECT CONTROL.
534
00:22:15,901 --> 00:22:17,379
I'LL SHOW YOU.
535
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:23,051
PLEASE EAT THIS
CHICKEN SOUP, WILLIS.
536
00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:25,521
I OPENED THE CAN MYSELF.
537
00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:27,378
IT'S MANISCHEWITZ.
538
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:33,929
ARNOLD, WOULD YOU STOP
BEING A JEWISH MOTHER?
539
00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:36,753
I WONDER WHAT DAD'S GONNA
SAY WHEN HE GETS HOME.
540
00:22:37,223 --> 00:22:39,868
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO FIND OUT.
541
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:41,670
WILLIS, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
542
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,205
WHAT DID THE SCHOOL
NURSE TELL YOU?
543
00:22:43,229 --> 00:22:46,107
SHE SAYS THAT I PROBABLY
HAVE A NERVOUS STOMACH
544
00:22:46,131 --> 00:22:48,566
AND THAT I SHOULD SEE A
DOCTOR BEFORE I GET AN ULCER.
545
00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:51,313
IT'S NOT THAT BAD, DAD.
546
00:22:51,337 --> 00:22:54,583
HE ONLY BARFED 3 TIMES.
547
00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:56,918
WELL, NONE OF THIS
WOULD'VE HAPPENED
548
00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:58,920
IF YOU'D HAVE SLOWED DOWN
LIKE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO.
549
00:22:58,944 --> 00:23:00,689
YOU NOT ONLY MADE YOURSELF SICK,
550
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,324
BUT YOU LIED TO ME.
551
00:23:02,348 --> 00:23:05,627
I'M SORRY, DAD. I WAS WRONG.
552
00:23:05,651 --> 00:23:07,996
RIGHT NOW, I COULDN'T CARE
LESS ABOUT THAT ELECTION.
553
00:23:12,358 --> 00:23:13,569
HELLO.
554
00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:17,172
OH, HI, JERRY.
555
00:23:17,196 --> 00:23:18,874
CAN YOU GIVE ME THE MESSAGE?
556
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:20,743
WILLIS CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW.
557
00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:22,600
HE'S "INDISPOSABLE."
558
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:25,881
HE DID?
559
00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:27,483
REALLY?
560
00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:29,050
ALL RIGHT!
561
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,652
YEAH, I'LL TELL HIM.
562
00:23:30,676 --> 00:23:32,755
WILLIS, YOU WON THE ELECTION!
563
00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:34,155
I DID?
564
00:23:34,179 --> 00:23:36,324
CONGRATULATIONS, MR. PREZ!
565
00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:38,460
YEAH, CONGRATULATIONS, SON.
566
00:23:38,484 --> 00:23:40,629
WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT
AM I TALKING ABOUT?
567
00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:42,130
YOU GOT TO RESIGN.
568
00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:43,932
NO, DAD, PLEASE, I'LL PROMISE
TO QUIT ANYTHING ELSE,
569
00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:45,534
BUT DON'T MAKE ME RESIGN!
570
00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:46,935
HE CAN GIVE UP THE SCHOOL PLAY.
571
00:23:46,959 --> 00:23:48,859
HE STINKS AS AN ACTOR.
572
00:23:50,496 --> 00:23:52,474
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I STINK?
573
00:23:52,498 --> 00:23:53,964
I MEAN, YOU STINK.
574
00:23:56,702 --> 00:23:58,146
BUT I'M A GOOD ACTOR.
575
00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:00,348
I'M ONLY TRYING TO HELP...
WELL DON'T HELP ME NEXT TIME.
576
00:24:00,372 --> 00:24:01,917
NO, NO, HOLD IT! WAIT A MINUTE!
577
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,118
LISTEN. HEY.
578
00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:04,286
ARGUING ISN'T GOING TO HELP.
579
00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:08,023
NOW LET'S COOL DOWN
AND DISCUSS THIS CALMLY.
580
00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:10,058
OK.
581
00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:12,494
AH-OOM...
582
00:24:12,518 --> 00:24:14,430
AH-OOM...
583
00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:15,431
AH-OOM...
584
00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:17,232
AH-OOM...
585
00:24:17,256 --> 00:24:18,967
AH-OOM... AH-OOM...
586
00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:21,625
AH-OOM... AH-OOM... AH-OOM...
587
00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:40,055
♪ NOW, THE WORLD DON'T MOVE ♪
588
00:24:40,079 --> 00:24:42,257
♪ TO THE BEAT OF JUST ONE DRUM ♪
589
00:24:42,281 --> 00:24:44,259
♪ WHAT MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR YOU ♪
590
00:24:44,283 --> 00:24:46,562
♪ MAY NOT BE RIGHT FOR SOME ♪
591
00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:50,131
♪ A MAN IS BORN,
HE'S A MAN OF MEANS ♪
592
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:52,300
♪ THEN ALONG COME TWO ♪
593
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:54,369
♪ THEY GOT NOTHIN'
BUT THEIR JEANS ♪
594
00:24:54,393 --> 00:24:56,438
♪ BUT THEY GOT
DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪
595
00:24:56,462 --> 00:24:58,474
♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪
596
00:24:58,498 --> 00:25:00,509
♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪
597
00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:02,911
♪ TO MOVE THE
WORLD, YES, IT DOES ♪
598
00:25:02,935 --> 00:25:06,737
♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES
TO MOVE THE WORLD, MMM ♪
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